Original subtitles

"Looking back often, the person wonders

was it worth it? "

Earth. Welcome.

The onboard systems are normal.

We continue to decline.

"Was the new discoveries worth those incredible efforts, losses,

who were put on the altar of victory? "

Vertical descent 12 meters.

"And what drove us forward to this victory?"

Thirst for knowledge?

Simple human curiosity?

Or unlimited vanity? "

Report readiness for landing.

Earth, we're ready to land.

Ladies and gentlemen, ship commander and crew

thanks you for choosing our transport company.

Thank you for being with us last 256 days.

Bring the chairs to an upright position,

do not leave your seats until you are fully seated.

Best wishes to you. Thank.

Telemetry data is normal.

Landing takes place as usual.

Pitch 45.

Accepted.

Attention, crew.

We begin to decline.

"When there are no blank spots left on Earth,"

we conquered the moon.

But the man wanted more.

And again this unbearable thirst for new discoveries.

Now Mars has become our target

to satisfy our curiosity.

And again the same question.

Was it worth it? "

Weather conditions are normal.

Height 20,000.

We enter the upper atmosphere.

Height 19 800. Falling.

Earth, Earth. How do you hear?

I observe abnormal movements on the surface of Mars.

What is it? Can you see it?

How did you understand me? Welcome.

It looks like a tornado.

There is good reason to postpone the landing.

Petya, Petya! Me somebody will explain what is going on?

Earth, Earth. How do you hear?

Give an image from the weather balloon.

How can you hear me, Mars? Welcome.

The height of the funnel is about 21 kilometers. Diameter 900 meters.

Pressure sensor triggered.

How can you hear me ?!

I order you to stop landing!

Are you crazy?

I have already made a statement.

The landing cannot be stopped.

Please confirm the command termination of landing.

We're wasting time.

So, stabilize!

Command: Stop descending!

Turn on emergency engines!

Engines at full power. Not enough traction.

15,000 meters.

We are losing control.

The signal does not pass.

We must switch to manual control!

Mars, Mars!

Commands don't pass go to manual control!

Manual control system the ship is out of order.

Earth. How do you hear?

Earth, I'm waiting for the command.

Heck. Alexander Mikhailovich!

Attention! Attention everyone!

Start the return program!

Undock the station module.

There is undocking of the station module.

7,500.

Undocking the laboratory module.

Automatic docking does not work.

There is damage to the system remote control.

The only way to undock

manually from inside the small module.

But that means that someone will have to stay.

Suraev.

I am here, commander, in charge.

Max, listen to me carefully.

As soon as I go to module and lock the door ...

Commander...

As soon as I block door and undock module,

you will have exactly four seconds, no more.

Sanya ... You should be ready to start.

Sanya, you cannot return.

Otherwise, we will all perish.

Commander.

Max. I know you'll make it right.

Commander, commander, reception.

There are 59 million kilometers behind.

And finally, they are on target.

Now we are with you Mission Control Center,

where for comments we turned to the head.

International Martian Expedition

and at the same time to the director of the MCC Kovalev Alexander Mikhailovich.

Please, a few words about the entire Mars expedition.

Dear friends.

The happiest today day in the life of earthlings.

The man is in a few steps from Mars.

After a few hours of our space expedition

install a laboratory module on Mars.

Which will be the first step for installation of a permanent station.

After that, the ship will go to Earth.

Of course, the module has stocks for life,

but it will become truly residential ...

"Once upon a time, Sasha and I dreamed of flying to the stars. "

But I don't even imagine could that my friend

become the first person going to Mars.

And this will be the worst event in my life. "

Alexander Mikhailovich, there are journalists.

If you like, I ...

I myself.

Chapaev, I am the Earth, please answer.

Chapaev. I am the Earth.

Answer.

Answer.

Today at 5.30 am Moscow time

in preparation for landing on a catastrophe has occurred on the surface of Mars.

Experts associate its occurrence with an abnormal dusty tornado.

Ship commander Alexander Chapaev, to save the ship and the crew,

made a decision - go to the small module

and manually undock him from the main ship.

At the cost of his own life, Alexander Chapaev saved his crew.

In connection with the incident disaster, I made a decision

on the termination of the expedition and return to Earth.

Mars, Mars.

Answer.

This is the Earth speaking. Welcome.

Mars, Mars.

This is the Earth speaking. Welcome.

We've lost our commander ship of Alexander Chapaev.

- Alexander Mikhailovich. - What's the matter?

- We have recorded a signal. - What?

Wait, wait, you can't come here.

Only by passes.

What are the odds? Is he alive? Please comment.

Quiet!

Alexander Mikhailovich, what are your next steps?

Are you alive.

When will it be organized rescue expedition?

Well, be quiet!

We buried you here.

You will live long.

According to the indicators of our devices the module fell and exploded.

It's either a miracle or a devilry.

- Well, everything ended well. - How to say.

As a result of the accident, we lost the main residential part of the station.

Only the module and the laboratory survived.

The main ship managed to get out into Mars orbit. It's good.

Alexey Alekseevich, I I think we are lucky

what's next planned the expedition is 30 percent ready.

If you speed up, we can postpone the start a year earlier.

For the expedition you carry responsibility is you personally.

Then you should know that this will require additional investment.

But I believe that saving the astronaut ...

More investment ?! How do you imagine that?

We spent one and a half trillion rubles

to send an expedition to Mars.

And now we need another half a trillion

to save one astronaut ?!

Roman Albertovich, well, here, like everywhere else, complete confusion.

The ship exploded, then it did not explode.

The cosmonaut showed up at their place.

I have a better idea.

Let's do a show about star dogs.

Working title "Sluchka".

You don't understand anything, Grisha.

But listen, this is hopeless, understand.

Today this news will be on everyone channels, there is nothing to catch.

And you are catching, Grisha, you are catching.

This fish is gold.

Yes.

Good afternoon, Alexander Mikhailovich.

Hello, I'm listening to you.

My name is Roman Albertovich Randolph.

I am the president of a television corporation.

Good news reached me.

Your astronaut is alive.

Please accept my congratulations.

Why are you calling me?

I have an idea,

which I would like to discuss with you personally.

... from the Mission Control Center today is an incredible event.

The cosmonaut who was considered dead, contacted the Center.

Cosmonaut Alexander Chapaev.

Who at the cost of his life saved crew of the Martian expedition

and left alone on the surface planets in the descent module ...

Have a seat, Alexander Mikhailovich.

The weather is wonderful today. Is not it?

Let's get down to business.

Good.

Then, here's my suggestion.

I have an idea to create a television show with your astronaut.

Live broadcast from another planet.

There has never been anything like this on television. It will be a sensation.

How do you like this idea?

Roman Albertovich.

Can you imagine what happened?

Over 59 million kilometers a disaster struck the planet Mars.

Yes Yes.

We don't even know how long he has left to live.

Yes Yes.

But, you probably misunderstood me.

Funds from the show will go to rescue your friend.

I would like to, so that you explain to Chapaev,

that this show is being put on for him.

Alexander Mikhailovich, I do not insist.

The decision is yours.

- And let the whole world know. - We do not abandon ours!

Attention to all services.

Check module systems and give deadlines

preparation for the rescue operation.

The operational group - to my office.

What did you manage to establish?

Remained intact after the accident only two module bays.

One in working order.

Onboard autonomous the robot tracker is activated.

I carry out identification.

What's with the rover?

The devices show that it is in good working order.

It's good.

Hence, it is necessary with its help

examine the place where the module fell,

relief and climatic conditions of the adjacent area.

This can be very useful in the future.

Let's go further.

Life support systems?

Oxygen-argon mixture enough for 30 months.

The water supply is ten tons.

Designed for 30 months.

- Closed loop system and module cleaning. - Nutrition?

There are few reserves on the module. But synthesis specialists ...

Deadline ?!

- Year, six months, how much? - 30 months.

What's with the connection?

Yes.

It's incredible, but as a result

anomalous tornado module turned out

a thousand kilometers from the place the intended landing.

In the least explored area in areas of increased activity

sand storms and tornadoes.

Line of sight from existing satellites is impossible.

I need certainty.

The connection will be.

Most of the problems are with energy.

The main nuclear power unit is damaged.

The backup energy is enough only for 13 months.

For 13 months.

What about the rescue expedition?

An expedition can be sent in 190 days.

The moment of opposition of the planets

when the phases of Mars and Earth converge ...

Plus seven and a half months of flight.

We must follow a parabola.

China and America have similar flight designs.

If you use their rocket motors

we can do it in 13 months.

Will he survive?

It can be very tight, complete savings.

I'm sure he can handle it.

He is ready for the most difficult conditions.

But it is necessary to warn of the possibility

emergence psychophysiological disorders.

Against the background of isolation, sensory hunger are possible

the appearance of hallucinations, delusional ideas ...

In general, so.

We need an idea how to save him.

And even the most delusional and with hallucinations.

Everybody's Free.

Motion detected.

Motion detected.

The object is not installed.

Alexander.

Sasha.

Can I ask you some questions?

How do you feel?

I feel ...

How do I feel?

Yes, it's okay.

As an expedition psychologist to me it is important to know about your condition.

Please, talk to me.

We need to talk.

Are you afraid I'm going crazy?

Yes, it's okay.

Do not worry.

Two words, literally, two words.

Please comment your decision about TV show ...

- No comment. - What do you say about this?

All comments later ...

Have you talked to Chapaev?

I spoke.

Well he understands what is required of him in this show?

- How to say, in general ... - Okay, I'll talk to him myself.

Can you imagine what chance you got?

You will become a TV star.

People have long wanted to go to Mars.

And they got there.

Come on, son, don't let us down.

We are with you in one bundle.

Well, if you want, understand this.

Gentlemen.

Now I'm with full I can say with confidence

that the Mars expedition took place.

Nothing, Sasha.

Where we are, old man, there is victory.

I'll get you out.

I understood.

Thank you, Sanya.

The task set before by the crew, executed.

The station, or rather, the module is installed.

Ship with three members crew returns to Earth.

Tell me what happened to Chapaev?

Our astronaut is alive, well, and we will do our best

to save him.

More questions?

And he gave his consent to participate in a new show?

Of course.

And with great pleasure.

Roman Arkadievich, good afternoon.

You know your people violated all agreements.

Yes, they occupied the entire MCC.

It is absolutely impossible to work here.

This is television, honey.

To save the astronaut, I do all I can.

And you?

No, I certainly can find a way to accommodate people.

Well, that's great.

And I wish that tomorrow during the show

your astronaut did his best too.

Hello, Alexander Mikhailovich.

What it is?

Hey Martian, high five.

Well, are you worried?

This is understandable.

First time so much attention.

In short, here's my advice.

If you want a good show

do what i say and no gag. Okay?

Do you yourself know what to tell people?

Of course I know.

People want to have fun, to relax.

And they need it all the time.

In different packaging, with different fillings.

Your Mars is simply a feature.

You need to talk about which is interesting here on Earth.

In short, just read the text.

Dear friends!

We start streaming online from Mars!

59 million kilometers from us -

this is the longest teleconference in the history of television!

Gentlemen, I present to you a man

thrown to the edge of the universe!

This islander!

New Robinson Crusoe of the 21st century!

Alexander Chapaev!

So.

Which one of you will be lucky

and ask the Martian the first question ?!

Good morning Earth.

The weather is sunny today.

Minus 52.

Sandstorms are expected in the afternoon.

Hurricane in the evening.

At night, a slight cold snap to minus 80.

Partly cloudy.

The movement is indexed.

No precipitation is expected in the coming days.

Moving on to the news. So.

Policy news - not available.

Wars, disasters, robbery, murder - too.

Surprisingly, today on Nobody shared anything on Mars.

Nobody quarreled with anyone.

Nobody attacked anyone.

The entire population is alive and well.

And he is in a great mood.

Earth.

What happened?

Did you hear that?

What have you heard, Alexander?

Yes, no, nothing.

Interference, I guess.

Roman Albertovich, I don't know

what you found in it. I would replace it.

Before it's too late, at least

for the same "Star Fuck".

- At least the rating ... “You're wrong, my dear.

In our show, the main character is not Chapaev.

Watch the creature on the verge of life and death -

that's what's exciting.

Life.

And death.

And, moreover, live.

Roman Albertovich, I, I seem to begin to understand.

Let him carry whatever he wants.

The main thing is to feel sorry for him.

This is genius.

This is an incredible success.

The show "The Martian" is popular in many countries of the world.

People have always believed that there is life on Mars.

I also hope so.

But it looks like ...

Mars is the fourth planet in the solar system ...

So, what about the picture?

Give more light to the module.

It's named like this ...

Wow...

Actually, he needs to save energy.

Actually, I don't save mine, for example.

And this, dear friends, real martian bow.

On Earth, I hated him.

On Mars, its taste hasn't changed.

No, though.

Yes, no, the same crap.

Roman Albertovich, our rating has doubled.

Gloomy footage swarming

egg-headed humanoids with blasters, -

that's how filmmakers see Mars.

But now there is a man which can confirm

or refute these guesses.

Because all this he can see with my own eyes.

I see you are already getting a taste.

I'm already starting to fear for your place of work.

Uncle Sasha, why do we live?

Well, probably in order to do something new.

To make the world a better place.

All clear. We live to do good.

Anya, give me a bite.

Tell me, colleague, and "schizophrenia"

spelled with "and" or "s"?

According to public opinion polls opinions of the cosmonaut Chapaev,

like his compatriot, Yuri Gagarin,

became the most popular person in the world.

Anh.

Chapaev !!!

Maybe enough for today?

Well, I mean ...

How long can you work?

Now, Sing, another ten minutes.

AND?

Now, ten more minutes.

Yeah.

I'll wait outside.

Good.

It's great in a white suit.

Your wife?

Yes. Not. Nearly.

Nearly.

Make a woman happy easy but expensive.

Three broadcasts a day is a disaster.

I told you that you can survive

only subject to austerity.

You can not do it this way.

You have to do something.

We just won't have time to save him.

I know that without you.

So what are we going to do, Alexander Mikhailovich?

What we did, we will do.

Chapaev is forced to include power plant at full capacity.

If this continues ...

Well, I congratulate you, my dear. Our idea works.

Yes Yes.

Each ether takes three days of his life.

You can't do that, Roman Albertovich.

First of all, I think about the life of an astronaut.

We need to reduce the number of broadcasts.

And I think they need to be increased.

Alexander Mikhailovich, everything is very simple.

More ethers - closer salvation.

For two months now we are the whole world

trying to save your friend.

What about you?

Pity is a bad feeling Alexander Mikhailovich.

You are the main person here.

So make this tough decision.

Show must go on.

Annushka, you know I was told a joke here.

Chapaev flew to Mars.

And, suddenly, such a knock.

He was frightened, of course, all alarmed.

Says who is there, who is there?

Please help me.

White?

No, the red ones.

Oh, I messed up. Not red, but green, green.

Well, because, like little green men.

And here I am foreign the correspondent asks.

Hu from Mr. Chapaev?

And I tell him, so - the hero of anecdotes.

And I told him a joke about little green men.

What?

Why did you shut up? Go on.

You're doing just fine.

That's it.

In a word, to increase show revenue,

energy consumption must be reduced.

Will you hold out?

What do you think?

Yes, what is there to think, Mikhailovich? Let's break through.

Hold on to yourself.

Replace immediately.

Don't you dare touch anything. You have been warned.

Krylov.

Everything's under control.

We are increasing the number of ethers.

What are you talking about?

What is doing now Chapaev is already a lot.

As an expedition psychologist I must tell you that ...

This is me on the edge.

I need a psychologist.

Calm down, Anya.

Moreover, Chapaev agrees.

You do not understand.

It's just that you don't understand anything, Alexander Mikhailovich.

"Of course, I understood that Chapaev

a respite has long been needed.

But we were obsessed with the goal, to save him

and tried not to notice it. "

Triangulating.

In squares si 25, si 20.

I continue to observe.

5-47, 5-54, 31, 8, 14, 9-17 ...

Motion detected. I determine the source.

Nothing.

Sasha!

Go home soon!

Sasha!

Mum.

Look, friends.

This is our Universe.

It is full of secrets.

Giant can meet here stars, ice comets,

flying endless distances in an airless space.

- And, you know, our Earth. - One of the millions of planets

the Milky Way Galaxy?

There are many amazing things in it, but, still unknown.

Roman Albertovich, the idea of ​​expanding the audience is great.

Until the end, I did not believe in her.

But when Chapaev found out about the children's show,

he connected too.

Directly, with some kind of fiction.

Since the beginning of centuries, man has looked at the stars

and tried to figure out endless secrets of the universe.

This abyss, at the same time, beckoned and frightened him.

And there is nothing more interesting?

That's why we went to this

amazing journey to Mars.

Hoping to at least try to answer

to this eternal question.

Who are we? Where from? Where we are going?

And reveal the secret of our beautiful universe.

Uncle Sasha, are there any Martians there?

From the very first day on Mars

it seemed to me that I heard some sounds.

It was a voice.

As if someone is trying talk to me.

What is happening to me now -

this is the greatest scientific event.

This means that we are not alone in this world.

What other voice? Is he out of his mind?

Friends.

I'm not alone here.

Yes, Alexander Mikhailovich.

What's with Sasha?

I do not know.

Come down.

I'll be there in ten minutes.

Good.

Apparently, Chapaev entered in contact with aliens.

"Of course, contact with alien intelligence - madness. "

But it's even more insane to believe in him.

But we thought we were definitely reasonable sane scientists.

So, Chapaev, after all, there was a mental breakdown.

This is understandable, predictable.

And fit perfectly into our logical picture.

Now we were worried about the degree his deviations from the norm. "

To the service entrance.

"That's all."

Never Red Planet was not that close to us.

Isn't that a miracle?

What's going on there? What other Martians?

I'm trying to figure it out.

Alexander Mikhailovich.

I need to talk to him.

Alone.

These sounds, they seem to express what's inside of me.

As if I am the cause and not the effect.

But, like an exact reflection of me.

How can I put it?

My state of mind, or something.

As if there is nothing.

As if there is no time, not even Mars.

It looks like we created this reality.

And now we are trying to understand it.

We create universes.

We create planets.

We create harmony.

Or, conversely, we destroy.

And now it seems to me that I am the cause of everything

what's going on here on Mars.

And we humans may be the reason for everything

what is happening on Earth.

Only there are a lot of us and everything is so messed up.

And here I am alone.

Sasha.

Tell me about those sounds that you hear.

You said they were like music.

Yes. I can send records.

What kind of music?

What kind of music?

You see, Anya.

This music is inside me.

Well, for example, I'm angry ...

That is, when you're stressed

can you hear the music?

Wait, Anya.

Do you think I'm crazy?

Sasha, it happens when you are alone for a long time.

“Don't worry, nothing serious. - Quiet.

How many hours did you sleep today?

It does not matter.

Here, do you hear?

Here, the music, do you hear?

Sasha.

This is just a deception of your mind.

There are no sounds. I only hear you.

I only hear your voice.

And there is nothing else.

Trust me, just, trust me.

Do you believe me?

And you?

- Annushka. - What?

- Hello. - Hello.

Well, is he ready for the show?

Petya, go and work.

Or do you have nothing to do?

Okay, I'll go.

Triangulating.

In squares 7-25, 7-26 ...

Attention. Motion detected.

An abnormal phenomenon in the atmosphere.

The phenomenon has stopped.

Analysis is not possible.

The advertisement ends, the splash screen has gone.

Attention, motor.

Dear friends, we start online broadcast from Mars.

Our hero needs no introduction.

And still, I imagine - on your screens

Alexander Chapaev!

Alexander, we were just shocked by the news

about your contact with alien intelligence.

Is that really true?

Tell us more.

So is there life on Mars or not?

Don't want to answer? Good. Let's talk about you.

Alexander, if you knew how we all envy you.

No traffic jams, no queues.

Fresh air, ecology, sun, sand.

How do you feel there?

How does it compare?

Well, now, have you ever lost yourself in the forest?

Remember.

You were wandering through the forest and suddenly, realized that they were lost.

You scream, you try to find your way.

And at some point it dawns on you

that you are one.

What would you do to

meet at least one person?

At least one person from this crowd of people?

Alexander, why is it so pessimistic?

We are with you. We will save you.

We believe in you. We hope. We are waiting for you.

We are waiting on our air!

Every day on your screens of the show "The Martian"!

Chapaev, welcome.

I'm listening to.

Are you okay?

Sasha, we have a session on schedule.

So please let's observe the rules.

Not yet.

"Chapaev again and again tried to explain to us, "

what collided on Mars with something abnormal.

But it was easier for us to think he was insane

than agree to this.

And then Chapaev considered us insane.

The earth was getting farther from him.

And Mars is getting closer. "

Wow.

What is it?

So this ...

Here, about Chapaev. We need to talk.

Listen, that's enough.

Do you understand what to talk with him is my job.

And I will do it.

Whether you like it or not. Clear?

No, I, I understand. I'm not talking about that now.

What are you talking about now, what?

About our relationship with you about you, about me?

You know, with him, really,

something incomprehensible is happening.

I even think - irreversible.

They think I'm crazy.

But I can hear these sounds.

Yes, with him, indeed, something incomprehensible is happening.

It's just sensory hunger.

Hallucinations.

Mars, we can't hear you.

Maybe there is no Mars?

Alexander, why is it so pessimistic?

Deception of consciousness.

Mind game.

Not. Not. Not true.

Mars. We will save you. Mars.

Nothing, Sasha, I'll get you out.

Where we are, old man, there is victory.

Can you imagine what chance you got?

People have long wanted to go to Mars.

There are no sounds, trust me.

Just trust me.

I'm crazy.

But I can hear these sounds.

I can hear them clearly.

I have to see it myself.

Otherwise, I will really go crazy.

So. Show me on this screen ...

Yes, what is it?

Output this one screen modular resource.

How much is left for him?

The screensaver has gone.

Attention, motor.

Camera.

Attention, there are five seconds before the broadcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are continuing our show.

A man abandoned for 59 million

kilometers from native Earth.

Alone on an alien planet.

Our hero is Alexander Chapaev.

Chapaev?

Alexander?

Have you decided to play hide and seek?

I think this is not the right time.

People have gathered, waiting for you.

I do not understand anything. What's happening? And where he?

Chapaev, Sasha.

Talk to me. We need to talk.

Good afternoon, Grisha.

Have you seen this?

I think your goldfish is dead.

What are you talking about, my dear? I don’t understand.

He stopped communicating even with my psychologist.

It's easier to send me to Mars than liven up our show.

Good idea, Grisha.

So let's do it.

Well, what, Roman Albertovich seems to be

your whole venture with Chapaev is over.

My dear, everyone what has happened so far,

was just preparation for business,

which will bring untold wealth.

Yeah interesting.

I'm not talking about money.

I'm talking about power.

About unlimited power.

How do you imagine that?

The whole world believes in Chapaev.

If he supports, well, at least you, then, believe me,

the whole world will be in your pocket.

Yes, but ...

He's crazy.

If you do everything as I tell you,

I assure you, I can come to an agreement with him.

It's only the beginning.

Only there are a lot of us, everything is so messed up.

And here I am alone.

Sasha, tell me about those the sounds you hear.

You said they were like music.

Yes. I can send a record.

What kind of music?

What kind of music?

You see, Anya.

This music, it ...

This music, it ...

Inside of me.

Well, for example, I'm angry ...

That is, when you experience stress, can you hear the music?

Wait.

Wait, Anya.

Looks like I'm sleeping alone tonight.

Just trust me.

Do you believe me?

And you?

Yes.

Oh yes.

Yes Yes. I understood.

I don't seem to sleep at all today.

Attention. Squared 7-41 motion is recorded

anomalous object non-protein origin.

Hi Sasha.

Listen, you should shave.

And then, suddenly, a Martian, and you are unpresentable.

Something is not working out for me.

Come on, we'll try.

What are you going to do?

Come on, we will spare you the details.

Maybe you can spare me from your presence?

I'm in charge here after all.

I'm in charge here.

- Novikov. - AND?

- Make the connection. - AND?

Motion detected.

An abnormal phenomenon in the atmosphere.

The phenomenon has stopped.

Analysis is not possible.

Done.

Let's try.

I want to talk to him.

Chapaev, can you hear me?

I have a business proposal for you.

If I were you, I would agree.

Mulder, I don't think you are a stranger.

Don't worry Scully, this is my ...

I am often asked.

What's the matter with him?

Is there life on Mars?

I do not know.

I tell you firmly.

But it's good.

There is life on Mars.

I haven't seen him like that for a long time.

This is my Martian friend.

Chapaev-style.

This is your choice.

Chapaev-style is your life.

Chapaev-style is your destiny.

Stop.

"Chapaev-style" is a new show of the

popular person on the planet.

He will reveal the secret of his success.

And you will learn how to look.

What to believe.

How to live.

Chapaev-style is your choice.

Everyone wants to be like him.

Chapaev-style is your destiny.

Chapaev became the most popular man on the planet.

Chapaev-style is the philosophy of the Universe.

Millions of people cannot be wrong.

The crew returned to Earth today.

First Martian Expedition.

The three surviving cosmonauts have landed

in the steppes of Kazakhstan on the Soyuz ship.

It's amazing that this event

coincided with the release of a new collection

from their commander Alexander Chapaev.

Chapaev-style. Buy, join.

Come on, tell me.

Wow. Annushka.

Tell me, I tell you.

What?

Oh.

Did you think that I wouldn't guess.

Anya, what are you talking about, dear?

Look, I know everything.

I know everything. I just need the details.

What details?

Did you think that I didn't recognize my patient?

What have you done with him?

You about it?

And, you know, you and your patient need

take the same pills.

- Take it easy. - Shut up, Novikov.

Remember at least once in your life that you are a man.

Look at what you've become.

Come on, tell me.

He was not delusional. There really there were some sounds.

What?

Listen, Petya, please.

I need to talk to him.

No no. They blocked all communication channels.

Well, Petenka, please.

It's impossible.

I'm not there. Not.

An abnormal phenomenon in the atmosphere.

I determine the source.

I carry out identification.

Barsik, come on.

I carry out identification.

The object cannot be identified.

Fault detected.

Malfunction. Malfunction ...

Not.

I'm listening to you, my dear.

I'm about Chapaev.

You know, I also wanted with you to talk about it.

I have a lot of exciting ideas how to use it.

What other ideas? This is not your Chapaev.

The Chapaev brand is my property.

And I am free to dispose of it as I please.

Oh, that's what you mean.

In this case, it falls on you and all responsibility.

But also income.

Of course. You will get everything.

Show must go on.

Mr. Minister, we need to talk.

Please sign the estimate for the external

advertising your campaign.

- Have you taken into account all my wishes? - Yes of course.

Thanks.

So what did you want?

Alexey Alekseevich. All funds have been collected.

We urgently need to start preparation of a rescue expedition.

Alexander Mikhailovich. You are an adult.

You can't be so naive.

Didn't you get it right from the start

that Chapaev's salvation is impossible, under no circumstances.

- Wait, you said yourself ... - You wait.

Do you really think that the current expedition has a better chance,

than the previous expedition?

Chapaev is a regular loss.

We are curtailing the Martian program. And you're fired.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

All our efforts are wasted.

I do not know what to do.

He dooms Chapaev to certain death.

I don't know how to stop this.

Are you asking me for help?

How cute.

Can you wait until tomorrow?

Yes.

Well, that's great.

Everything will work out tomorrow.

You will see.

So. Is everyone ready?

Grisha, are you ready?

Stop suffering bullshit.

So. All. I enter the image. Go.

Earthlings, friends.

Today we will talk about our presidential candidate.

Whom I trust infinitely.

Trust me.

I know better from Mars.

This particular person worthy to become president.

He sent me to Mars.

He will lead you, you, you into the light,

you to a bright future, future, future.

What is it?

Urgent splash screen.

Everyone stay put!

Hands on your head! Lie down! Everyone, lie down!

At one of the TV studios there was a duplicate module is built.

And a computer model of the astronaut was created.

Investigation of the incident has begun.

During the investigation, the MCC building

is under heavy protection.

All employees are detained until the circumstances are clarified.

The head of government was appointed

task for all law enforcement agencies.

Reveal in no time customers of this monstrous scam.

There was no Mars no wrecked astronaut.

Who would have thought, what a great national achievement

and the show of the same name will conquer TV viewers all over the world,

turns out to be just a cleverly rigged scam.

"Everything collapsed. Our hopes and dreams."

I have not kept my word.

I could not save him.

And I had to tell him about it myself. "

Turn around immediately.

To the exit! To the exit.

What's happening?

Just told me counselor detained

the main person involved in this case.

Alexander Mikhailovich?

Your pass is not valid.

At last, the true picture of events became clear.

Difficult weather conditions

during the landing of the expedition to Mars

led to the loss of the module and death

cosmonaut Alexander Chapaev.

But the leadership of the expedition did not accept failure

but resorted to falsification.

Calm down.

Vityusha. Yesterday it seemed to them

that they love Chapaev so much.

So they believe his every word.

And now they think they hate him.

Why is it so, Vityusha?

Because they are not.

Look at that man over there.

Bustler.

Does he know where he is going?

Why does he live?

What if he doesn't know, Vityusha?

Who will tell him who to love, who to fight,

what to buy?

And Chapaev is not.

And there never was.

Alexander Mikhailovich.

Novikov.

Great, Martian.

Forgive me.

We here, on Earth, have gone to waste.

You made it clear to us.

You are absent.

Hence, there was not a module, no landing on Mars.

And, in general, you died a few months ago

when performing a task.

All this is fiction and show.

You are not there.

If you could give us a sign or ...

Sasha, I'm sorry.

I can not do anything.

I am.

There is a special news release on the air.

American satellites recorded

explosion on the surface of Mars

in the area of ​​the Cupid plateau.

All experts claim that it was a module.

International Mars Expedition.

And this is direct evidence that

that the cosmonaut Chapaev was still on Mars.

"And yet I believe that Chapaev met him. "

The one who spoke to him.

Whom he was looking for so long.

The one who changed him.

Only now am I beginning to understand

that we once created this reality.

And now we are trying to understand it.

We are more than just humans.

In a sense, we are aliens.

And we come to this world to change it.

We are part of the universe.

We can destroy and destroy everything in your path.

And we can also create.

We are the cause of all our troubles and catastrophes.

Just as each of us is the cause of everything

happening in his own life.

And who, if not us, can we change this life?

Change this world?

The universe?

And can we ...

Can I

tell her, this universe ...

I am".

Translated by Kpucumo (PrimeWire linker)