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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Ah, the beach.
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So much to do.
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Unlimited possibilities.
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There is nothing to do at the beach.
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Why did we come here?
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Peter, just set up our blanket.
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I got to put on my swimsuit
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that's a one-piece
that turns into shorts.
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Once you hit a certain age,
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that's the swimsuit you have
for the next 40 years.
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Hey, Lois, you remember
that time you and me made it
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under the boardwalk?
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(MOANING)
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When I go back to school,
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my greaser friends are gonna say,
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"Tell me more, tell me more,"
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and I'm gonna say you were a slut.
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- (MOANING)
- That was the first time
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I noticed you didn't have an ear.
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- LOIS: What?
- Never mind.
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Maybe we go back
under that boardwalk, hmm?
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What, right now?
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Yeah, why not?
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Let's sneak away from the kids
and go get busy.
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Oh, I'd love to, Peter,
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but here comes Chris with
a too-much-sun beach tantrum.
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(EMOTIONAL): Mom, I tried
to look at a... lady
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who was lying with her... straps down
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and she saw me and
she said something to her friend
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and they laughed!
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What lady? Where?
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Oh. Stand back, son.
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Watch how it's done.
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(EMOTIONAL):
Those ladies are really mean.
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Come on, Brian. I'm gonna make
you a YouTube surfin' dog.
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You know, one of those videos
where you can't tell
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if he's enjoying it or not.
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♪
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- (FLATLY): I love it.
- (FLATLY): I hate it.
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ANNOUNCER: Previously on Big Brother,
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Tanner became Head of Household,
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while host Julie Chen
had plastic surgery
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to look less Chinese.
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Later, Sasha won veto power over Eric
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but not before Julie married
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CBS Chairman Les Moonves to get her job.
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And Les himself was accused
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of assaulting more than a dozen women.
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With nominations looming
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and Les fired
for his predatory behavior,
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the Boys Alliance
of Jeremy and Pablo strategized
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while Julie stepped down from The Talk
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to avoid uncomfortable questions,
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but continues to host this show
and spend Les' enormous wealth.
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Who will be evicted tonight?
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Will Julie's
craven opportunism ever end?
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And what does it actually mean
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to have an employee "on call" for oral?
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This would be better with a snack.
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Seems like a safe place to open
a full bag of Cheez Doodles.
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Hey. Sup?
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Hey.
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Okay, I'll give you one,
but don't tell your friends.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. No.
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- SEAGULLS: Hey.
- (SIGHS)
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Okay, Lois, the kids are gone.
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Let's sneak under the boardwalk
and have sandy relations.
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I don't know, Peter.
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Come on. I am so ready.
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I snarfed a bunch of oysters
from over there,
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where the foam is super yellow.
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Can you do it in less than two minutes?
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When have I not?
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Okay. Quick, before the kids come...
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Ah! Here they are.
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Locals have renamed me Sandy Crevices,
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and they're absolutely right.
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Please have all my mail
forwarded accordingly.
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And we were so close to sneaking away.
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I'm sorry, Peter.
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Well, I guess I'll go throw
this candy wrapper
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in the beach trash.
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See you in 45 minutes.
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(WAVES CRASHING)
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- (WIND BLOWING)
- Ah, damn it!
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So, what should we do now that
we're finally down here?
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How 'bout we do something
that ain't been done
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under a pier in 50 years:
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have heterosexual sex.
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(MOANING)
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So, a strange man is changing
Stewie on our blanket.
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STEWIE: Hey, mind your business, Brian!
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(PETER AND LOIS GROAN)
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ANNOUNCER: We now
return to Wreck-It Ralph 3:
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Ralph Wrecks the Toilet.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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(MUNCHING SOUNDS)
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(DEATH SOUND)
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Hey, Lois, I know we ain't under
the boardwalk no more, but
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(QUIETLY): you and me got
unfinished business.
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- Wha?
- Come here, you.
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(MOANING)
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♪
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What the hell? Wh-What is that?
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It... sounds like a happy family
dishwashing scene?
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Aw, crap, it's a happy family
dishwashing scene.
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Yay! We make a good team, clearly!
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We work to upbeat music.
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That means we're compatible.
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They even let the dog pitch in!
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How likable!
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And the baby thinks he's helping!
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He was probably
filmed separately, though.
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Notice he's just an insert shot.
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- Turn that music off.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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And get the kitchen out
of the living room.
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Damn it! What do we got to do
to get some time to ourselves?
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Amen. Honestly...
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BOTH: You guys are more frustrating
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than trying to sell men's suits
in Australia.
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♪
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(CRACKLING)
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Wh... Wh-What's happening?
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Oh, my God, the iPad!
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Thank God.
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(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT):
So, what do you think?
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Uh, they're a little long in the leg.
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Can you make 'em shorts,
cut off the sleeves,
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and make the shirt say "Billabong"?
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- Uh, sure.
- Thanks, mate.
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I really want people
to see my snow-white back hair
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against my brown skin.
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Wh-What are we doing here?
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Yeah, I-I don't know. This is weird.
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- Would you like a belt?
- Eh, I'll take two.
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- One for each wrist.
- No, this is not good.
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I think we somehow sent
ourselves into a cutaway.
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So, what's the special occasion?
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I'm marrying my catamaran.
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I don't understand how we got here.
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All I know is that we both set up
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this cutaway at the same time,
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and now we're inside
this cutaway in Australia.
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That'll be 23 Australian dollars,
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- not regular dollars.
- See?
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So, you and I set up a cutaway
at the same time
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and that somehow put us in the cutaway?
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Well, this is weirder
than an uptight guy
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at an Eagles concert.
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(CHEERING)
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Who out there wants to...
"Take It Easy"?
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Not me. Do you read the papers?
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Look around you.
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All right. Well, you want to...
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- "Take It to the Limit"?
- Not really.
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That would be
a little foolhardy, wouldn't it?
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Okay. This time,
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I set up the cutaway by myself,
and it sent us here.
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Weird. It's like
this is a whole CutawayLand.
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And it takes a setup from both of us
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to get us in or out of CutawayLand
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but only one of us
to move within CutawayLand.
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Lois, are you saying that it
takes a setup from both of us
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to get in or out of CutawayLand
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but only one of us
to move within CutawayLand?
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Exactly, Peter.
It takes a setup from both of us
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to get in or out of CutawayLand
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but only one of us
to move within CutawayLand.
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I want to be done with this part.
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HENLEY: Who likes
"Life in the Fast Lane"?
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UPTIGHT GUY: Not anyone
who wants to get there in one piece.
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Peter, this may sound crazy,
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but this is our chance at the getaway
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we didn't have at the beach.
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Hey, you're right.
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No kids... just you and me.
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And we can go anywhere.
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Like... like when we
hid in Tom Brady's locker
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and watched him shower.
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Look at that.
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It's just as big as you want it to be
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but not so big
that it's gonna distract him.
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There's a Trump hat in here.
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Don't look at the Trump hat.
Look at his penis.
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All right, fine. You ruined this.
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This is more frustrating
than Charlton Heston's funeral.
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Um, 'scuse me,
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is-is this his cold, dead hand?
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Uh... yes.
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(GRUNTING)
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He, uh... he said I could take this.
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Oh, oh, I want to do one.
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This is better than a spin class
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where the instructor
is just two giant Swedish legs.
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- ♪
- (SWEDISH ACCENT): Congratulations!
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80% of success is just showing up!
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The other 20% is super loud,
five-year-old Coldplay songs!
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Yeah!
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Who's ready to puke at 5:00 a.m.?
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(CHEERING)
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Ah, this is great!
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Peter, where are you?
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I'm a spin class bicycle seat.
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(GIGGLING)
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Oh, no! The one middle-aged,
post-gastric bypass guy!
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(MUFFLED): He didn't clean
these shorts from last class!
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It was the strangest thing, Joe.
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Peter and Lois were right here
talking to us,
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and they just disappeared.
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All right, just keep giving me details
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and I'll be taking notes
and definitely not drawing
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cool TIE fighters on this notepad.
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Okay, well, it was 5:30
and we'd all just
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- gotten back from the beach.
- (ZOOMING SOUNDS)
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- We were all having fun washing dishes.
- (LASER SOUNDS)
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- Stay on target.
- Then, out of nowhere, Peter and Lois
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get all angry with us
and start yelling at us.
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There's too many of 'em! It's a trap!
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But, wait, look at that perfectly
drawn Millennium Falcon.
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"Roar!" said Chewbacca.
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Chris, now that Mom and Dad are gone,
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we should have a rager.
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Oh, I get those mostly in the morning.
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You and me both, buddy.
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Again, an insert shot.
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We really had a hard time
syncing our schedules this week.
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Ah, this is wonderful, Peter.
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It-It's like a honeymoon in
CutawayLand, away from our kids.
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Yep. Next stop, Paris.
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Aw, crap, we picked the wrong line.
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May I have your name, please?
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Robert Loggia.
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Can you spell that for me?
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Certainly. That's "Robert Loggia."
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"R" as in "Robert Loggia."
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"O" as in "Oh, my God,
it's Robert Loggia."
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"B" as in "By God,
that's Robert Loggia."
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Oh, God, there are reruns
in CutawayLand.
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I remember this one. It takes a while.
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Longer than it took to get
my iPad back from Chris.
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What is he watching?
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BBC. Let's see
what's going on in England.
253
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,338
Huh, I didn't know there was a BBC 12.
254
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,940
Oh, my God!
255
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,276
Brexit. Stage right.
256
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,780
Actually, I will take this.
257
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,585
(GASPS) This is wonderful, too.
258
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,121
I've always wanted to ride
in a hot-air balloon.
259
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,791
Actually, Lois, it's a fart-air balloon.
260
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,127
(FARTING)
261
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,897
So, what do you think of Santa Fe?
262
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,198
This is terrible.
263
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,735
I'd rather be in the pancake ER.
264
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,206
- What do we got?
- It was a bad flip.
265
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,574
He got folded over on himself,
266
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,276
so he's still wet on the other side.
267
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,978
- Was he the first one of the batch?
- He was.
268
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,779
Damn it! It's always
the first one of the batch.
269
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,314
All right, get him in a room
270
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,483
and give him 20 cc's
of Log Cabin negative.
271
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,252
The butter burned,
272
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,587
so there's a crispy black circle
around the circumference.
273
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,256
Son of a bitch.
274
00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,559
Tell the family he's going
to lose his outer crust.
275
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,361
- Excuse me, Doctor?
- What?!
276
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,629
Pancakes aren't people.
277
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,898
We need this wing for Covid.
278
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,168
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
279
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,736
I can't believe it.
280
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,172
Principal Shepherd came to our party.
281
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,707
Welcome. Glad to have you, John.
282
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,543
(CHUCKLES) Oh, no, no, no, no.
283
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,379
Is that girl here who wears
the butt cheek bottom shorts?
284
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,548
No, she transferred to
that alternative school.
285
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,749
Oh.
286
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,418
Do you happen to know if they'rehaving a party tonight?
287
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,120
What? You can't leave yet.
288
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,588
You haven't even tried the cake.
289
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,824
This cake says,
"You can beat chemo, Helen."
290
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,561
It was on a discount.
291
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,763
Helen couldn't beat chemo.
292
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,398
Dancing on a table, yo!
293
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,569
Things about to get cra... Oh!
294
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,440
(DISTORTED): cra... Oh!
295
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,810
♪
296
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,516
Sweet! A cutaway
297
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,618
about an unlocked
hospital medicine closet.
298
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,853
I chose this cutaway 'cause it's fun
299
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,456
and for sure not to feed
my fentanyl addiction.
300
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,857
("YOU HAVE AIDS" PLAYING)
301
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,392
♪ You have AIDS... ♪
302
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,828
Ooh! And next door
is a classic song about AIDS
303
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,463
that I now partly regret.
304
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,765
What a blessed day in CutawayLand.
305
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,567
(SIGHS) Peter, this has been fun,
306
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,935
but I want to go back home.
307
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,570
- What?
- I miss the kids.
308
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,005
I want to go back.
309
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,407
- I want to see our family.
- But, Lois...
310
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,210
- Is this Mr. Devanney's room?
- Mr. Devanney, right.
311
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,247
That's the name of the guy
with the AIDS. Next room over.
312
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,581
Lois, our kids suck
313
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,516
and cutaways are good.
What's the problem here?
314
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,419
(SCOFFS) They may suck,
but they're our children.
315
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,522
- Tom Devanney?
- Tom Devanney, who in fact has AIDS,
316
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,625
- is next door.
- My mistake.
317
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,928
"Judy Garland Showtime Pills"?
318
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,230
What do these do?
319
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,033
♪ Forget your troubles,come on, get happy ♪
320
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,402
♪ You better chaseall your cares away. ♪
321
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,372
Peter, enough. I know
you want to have fun with drugs,
322
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,973
but what's the point of drugs
323
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,975
if you don't have kids
to share 'em with?
324
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,777
Damn it, Lois.
We're having fun for once,
325
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,479
but all you can talk about is the kids.
326
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,282
Well, I'm sorry, Peter.
I want to go back.
327
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,985
And with any luck,
we'll get home by wine o'clock.
328
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,489
- What was that?
- Hilarious mom wine joke.
329
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,226
- You think so?
- Oh, I don't think. I pinot.
330
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,461
(LAUGHS) Oh, boy, here I go.
331
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,997
Forgive me, Father, for I have zinned.
332
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,501
- Please-please stop.
- Okay, you don't like these jokes,
333
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,935
but let's see what all the moms
334
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,238
eating soup at Panera Bread think.
335
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,274
(CHEERING)
336
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,909
Well, I don't care if you miss the kids.
337
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,444
I am not gonna let you ruin this.
338
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,946
- Tom Brady's locker.
- Peter, we've already...
339
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,249
Tom Brady's locker.
340
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,318
Okay, Peter, that's it.
341
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,353
We're going home,
and we're going home now.
342
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,754
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
343
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,656
Let's say it at the same time.
344
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,328
This is like the time we were
together with our family.
345
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,730
Wh-Where am I?
346
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,365
Mom? Dad?
347
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,034
I haven't been given a morsel
of food since you left,
348
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,936
by the way. Not one (BLEEP) crumb.
349
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,072
I was just driving a car a second ago.
350
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,708
That's a problem, right?
351
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:08,280
And now to exhibit the only
power I have in this world.
352
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,614
Stop.
353
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,450
Hey, stop.
354
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,018
He's not stopping.
355
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,187
You're supposed to stop for my hand.
356
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,689
You're supposed to stop for my hand!
357
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,059
You're supposed to stop for my hand!
358
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,462
You're supposed to stop
359
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,631
for my hand!
360
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,201
- What is this?
- It's just a little mix-up.
361
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,669
Peter, let's try it again.
362
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,704
This is like the time we were together
363
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,974
with our family at home.
364
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,276
What... Why didn't it work?
365
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,279
This is better than being at home.
366
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,783
"We make a better team than" at home.
367
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,418
"Worse than" at home?
368
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,353
"The AIDS person is Tom Devanney,
369
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,524
which is the name
of a Family Guy writer" home?
370
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,929
Oh, God, Peter.
I think we're stuck here.
371
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,232
Yeah. I'm also bummed 'cause I'm missing
372
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,001
that Australian guy's marriage
to his catamaran.
373
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,670
Didgeridoo you take this boat
to be your wife?
374
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,239
- I didgeridoo.
- And now,
375
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,107
if there are any spiders
the size of dinner plates
376
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,442
that object to this marriage,
377
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,078
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
378
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,646
Go get 'em, mate!
379
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,182
I now pronounce you man and boat.
380
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,850
("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING ON DIDGERIDOO)
381
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,920
(CHEERING)
382
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,093
Wait, so, when you two disappeared,
383
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,895
you were just doing cutaways?
384
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,664
- And now we're all trapped here?
- In our defense,
385
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,433
we only disappeared
'cause we don't like you.
386
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,935
How did we get here? What is this place?
387
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,004
Well, Chris, it's CutawayLand.
388
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,639
Well, what are the rules here?
389
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,742
(SIGHS) Okay. It takes a setup
from both of us.
390
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,144
♪ Highway ♪
391
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,847
♪ Let me slip away on you ♪
392
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,550
♪ Carefree highway ♪
393
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,219
♪ You seen better days. ♪
394
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,687
And that's how it works.
395
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,956
I still don't fully understand.
396
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,391
(SIGHS) Okay.
397
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,993
In order to move within CutawayLand...
398
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,696
♪ An old-time movie ♪
399
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,700
♪ 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well ♪
400
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,937
♪ In a castle dark. ♪
401
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,539
I still don't get it,
but let's just move on.
402
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,174
What are we gonna do, Mom?
403
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,677
Shut up, everyone, shut up!
First things first,
404
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,879
did you clean up the house
before coming to CutawayLand?
405
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,149
'Cause if it's found messy,
it's gonna reflect poorly on me.
406
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,318
Hello? Anyone?
407
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,719
Hmm, quite messy.
408
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,387
That reflects poorly on Mrs. Griffin.
409
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,156
Sorry to intrude.
410
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,226
I just wanted to let myself in
to your private residence.
411
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,595
Huh. Nobody's home.
412
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,463
Nobody's home?
413
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,499
Principal party!
414
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,967
("MANNISH BOY" BY MUDDY WATERS PLAYING)
415
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,503
♪ Now, when I was a young boy ♪
416
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,673
♪ At the age of five ♪
417
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,143
♪ My mother said I was gonna be ♪
418
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,480
♪ The greatest man alive ♪
419
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,084
♪ But now I'm a man ♪
420
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,053
♪ Way past 21. ♪
421
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,857
We got to get out of here.
Come on, let's think.
422
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,425
Huh, look at that.
423
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,161
They've got every other team's
playbook alphabetized.
424
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,297
Don't look at the Patriots'
rampant cheating.
425
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,532
Look at the Trump hat.
426
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,933
There's a phone.
427
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,768
Maybe we can call someone for help.
428
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,371
Joe was looking for you guys
before. Maybe he can help.
429
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,873
I'll give it a try.
430
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,909
This cord is all tangled up.
431
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,077
What do I do,
Patriots owner Robert Kraft?
432
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,114
Just give it a tug.
It'll straighten out.
433
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,850
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
434
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,186
All right, I'm calling Joe.
435
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,821
(LINE RINGS)
436
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:41,493
JOE (ON RECORDING): ♪ Joe
is on a vacation far away ♪
437
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,461
♪ You called him up to talk it over ♪
438
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,096
(SIGHS) Oh, yeah, this thing.
439
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,433
♪ So many things that you want to say ♪
440
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:52,370
♪ Leave your messagewhen the beep is over ♪
441
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:56,341
♪ I don't wanna miss your call tonight ♪
442
00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,011
Super long.
443
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,748
♪ I already missed your call tonight ♪
444
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,750
- (BEEP)
- Joe, pick up.
445
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,452
Pick up, Joe.
446
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,288
Hey, Joe, what's with
these crooks on Wall Street?
447
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,824
Oh, my God, don't even get me
started on those guys.
448
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,759
Joe, shut up. No one cares.
Just tell me,
449
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,895
are you in the real world,
or are you a cutaway?
450
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,597
Uh, no, I'm at home.
451
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,032
- Why, do you need me for a cutaway?
- Okay, good.
452
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,968
Just making sure you're not Cutaway Joe.
453
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,869
Hey, you know, that should be
your answering machine.
454
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,672
Cutaway Joe to "Cotton Eye Joe."
455
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,341
Call me back in three minutes.
456
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,811
- Joe, we don't have...
- Call me back in three minutes.
457
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,047
JOE (ON RECORDING): ♪ I just called you,
where did you go? ♪
458
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,516
♪ Where did you run to, Cutaway Joe? ♪
459
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,885
- Hilarious, right?
- Joe, we're stuck in CutawayLand.
460
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,587
- How do we get out?
- Well,
461
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,590
according to a 16-year-old
autistic fan in Akron, Ohio,
462
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,225
"In order for the Griffins to escape
463
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,594
"from a theoretical CutawayLand,
they must first journey
464
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,763
"back to the original Family Guy cutaway
465
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,832
with Adolf Hitler and kill him."
466
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,700
That's it! We'll kill Hitler
467
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,436
to prevent CutawayLand and nothing else.
468
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,139
But how do we get there?
Our setups aren't working.
469
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,074
Well, this is where it gets
a little complicated.
470
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,877
"In order to return
to the original cutaway,
471
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,146
each family member must..."
472
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,283
♪ Does anyone knowwhere the love of God goes ♪
473
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:16,288
♪ When the wavesturn the minutes to hours? ♪
474
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,030
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
475
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,400
(GROWLS)
476
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,436
Wow, Joe's instructions were perfect.
477
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,505
Well, who's going to kill Hitler?
478
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,141
Peter, I got to admit, I'm
not comfortable with this plan.
479
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,077
Yeah, I know he was evil,
but do we really have the right
480
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,246
to take the life of another human being?
481
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,348
Human being? It's Hitler.
482
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,185
Wow, the middle-class morality
of Brian Griffin.
483
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,620
Hitler head, yo!
484
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,823
He cried like a bitch when I did it.
485
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,459
Let's get out of here.
486
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,429
We're... we're back.
487
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,330
Meg, you saved us.
488
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,499
Why are all these principals
in our house?
489
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,536
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
490
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,838
You don't want all these nuts
roaming the streets.
491
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,240
Gary, another LaCroix over here.
492
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,610
- GARY: Pamplemousse?
- If they have it, yeah.
493
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,815
Peter? Peter, are you okay?
494
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,616
Wh-What? What's happening?
495
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,985
You've been passed out for 22 minutes,
496
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,688
babbling about cutaways and Hitler.
497
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,357
- We were so worried.
- I wasn't that worried.
498
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,827
Maybe you shouldn't have eaten
those raw oysters.
499
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,396
I-I'm fine, I'm fine.
Let's just go home.
500
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,232
All right. Let me take this
sweet, sticky Popsicle paper
501
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,236
to that beach trash can
that has bees on it now.
502
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,410
(BUZZING IN DISTANCE)
503
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,483
- Damn it!
- (BEES BUZZING)
504
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,152
(WIND BLOWING)
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