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(romantic jazz music)

* Roses

* Pocket full of posies

* Ashes, ashes, we all fall down *

* It's bound to clear up again

* So when the clouds roll

- Hey, would you turn that down?

* Slowly by

- [Kathy] What are you doing with that?

* A rainbow lights the sky (knife slicing)

(Kathy gasps)

* And all at one time there is sunshine *

* So don't complain

* But always smile when

- [Scott] For fuck's sake, Kathy!

(floor squeaking)]

Ow!

* For life to have happy

Kathy!

(Scott sobs)

* Like the flowers

* Don't mind the rain

- Amber!

(bat smacking)

* Do do do do do do do do

(blood squelching)

* Do do do do do do do do

* Hmm

- I've been a bad girl, Daddy.

(romantic jazz music)

(bat clatters) (Amber sighs)

Looks like I have the house to myself.

(ominous music)

(bell chiming) (blood squelching)

(ominous music continues)

(background chattering)

- You should come to the Great Debate.

It's really quite exciting.

- Thanks.

(background chattering)

- Watch it, skank.

(background chattering)

- Okay, before we get started,

how about it for the Wolves

winning Friday night's game, huh?

(class cheers)

Yeah.

Now if they keep it up,

River Falls will be bringing home

the first championship trophy in, like, 10 years.

- Our guys have the season in the bag, Jeff.

- Let's hope so, and it's Professor Milbern, Victoria.

Boundaries.

(book clatters)

- Sorry, professor.

- I'll let it go this time.

Only because you're filled with so much school spirit.

(clears throat)

Anyway, South Carolina

was the first to secede from the Union, December 9th, 1860,

followed by Mississippi, January 19th, 1861.

Now, this was a major turning point in American history.

Write this down, guys.

This will be on your next quiz.

(birds singing)

- Damn man, those Pis are slammin'.

Yeah, but they're more trouble than their worth.

- I'll put up with their shit if it meant hittin' that.

Fair trade.

She's got it going on.

- Hey Steph, hold up.

- God, what does he want? - Hi, Vargas.

- Hey, how's it going?

- I'm good.

- You're seriously not talking to this behemoth, are you?

- Jade, what the hell?

- What's your problem?

- (scoffs) Sisters of Omega Pi

are expected to date people of certain standards

and you don't come close.

- Jade, got a minute?

My friend Dina was asking about you.

- Oh, the cheerleader? - Yeah.

Turns out she goes both ways.

- [Jane] Ooh.

- Sorry about that.

- Oh, that's fine.

I could care less what she thinks.

- Well, good.

'Cause I have a very different opinion.

- Oh yeah?

So, if that's the case, how about we go out sometime?

- I'd like that.

- [Vargas] This weekend?

- You sure you won't be too hungover from the Wolves rager?

- That's a good point.

But, I think I could pull through.

- Yeah?

- [Vargas] For you, I could.

- Oh well, will I see you at the Lambda party tonight?

- [Vargas] Maybe.

- Oh, we'll be there.

Someone's gotta bring the keg.

- (chuckling) I know, right?

Last time the Lambdas went dry halfway through the party.

- I know, who gets a keg for a kegger?

(Jade giggles)

- [Jade] Tell Dina I said hi.

- [Bobby] You got it.

- [Jade] We gotta go.

(Jade scoffs)

- All right, Romeo, let's go get the package.

- And that concludes our class for today.

Next week, we'll talk about the slave states

that refused to separate from the Union

and the role it played in the war.

You guys have a great day.

(clears throat)

- Professor Milbern? - Yeah.

- I just wanted to say that

I thought your lecture today was amazing.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on the Industrial Revolution.

- Ah well, we'll get to that later

in the semester, Agnis. - Professor Milbern?

I have a few questions about the lecture today.

- Oh, we were just- - Well, actually,

I think Victoria could actually use a little help.

Not everyone's acing this class, Agnis.

- Yeah, Agnis.

I could use the help badly.

- I could tutor you.

- You know, Agnis, let me do my job here, huh?

I got it.

(Agnis sobs)

- Anyone down here?

- [Agnis] Go away.

(Amber sighs) (Agnis sobs)

- You okay?

- I'm fine, now leave me alone.

- You don't seem fine.

- Then I guess you didn't need to ask if I was okay.

- Right.

Listen.

If you're upset about Milbern and that skank from class,

you're wasting your tears.

- Why would I care about them?

- Oh, come on.

It's obvious you have a thing for him.

- He has no interest in me.

Nobody does.

- Well, that's not true.

I'm sure there's plenty of guys that would want you.

- You don't have to do this.

- No, but you look like you could use a friend.

(Agnis sniffs)

- Thanks.

It was silly of me to think

that we could ever be something.

- Ah, you don't want a guy

that takes advantage of the students, anyway.

Come on.

- I guess you're right.

(ominous music) (Agnis sniffs)

(girls chattering)

Sometimes I wish I could just be like them.

- Oh please, you're so much better than them,

and you could look just as good as them, you just need,

you just need a bit of a makeover.

- [Agnis] Yeah, I wish.

- Let's do it.

You can borrow some of my clothes

and I'll do your hair and makeup.

- Why are you being so nice to me?

- [Amber] Us outsiders need to stick together.

- But you're not an outsider.

You're beautiful.

- Looks don't make a person, Agnis.

Be at my place at eight.

- 8:00 p.m., (chuckles) I'll be there.

It's nice to have a friend.

(ominous music)

- Best friends.

(ominous music continues)

(Jeff sighs)

- Whoa, whoa whoa.

I told you before, we need to be careful.

- What? So you can fuck me, but you can't give me a kiss.

- Not out here, I can't.

Jesus Christ.

Smarten up, Victoria.

You know, if you tried just a little bit in your classes,

you might have a little common sense.

I gotta go.

- Fuck you!

What the fuck is your problem?

- This smells like common rejection.

Looks like you're the one with the problem.

(slap smacking)

- You stay the fuck away from me, you crazy bitch.

(door creaking)

(ominous music)

(flies buzzing)

(knocking on door)

- Hey.

- Amber, I wasn't sure if you were home.

- Oh, sorry.

I was on a call with my parents.

(ominous music continues)

- [Agnis] That's a lot of clothes.

- Yeah.

Some used to be my mother's

but she doesn't need 'em anymore.

You can take some home with you if you want.

- Oh, I couldn't.

- Well, I insist.

Let's get started.

(upbeat music)

- No, he's way too ugly.

You're out of control.

- Hey skanks, your dealer's here.

(girls laugh)

- Get your life together, girl.

- And how are you gorgeous ladies doing tonight?

Wait a second, wait.

There seems to be a bitchy presence missing.

- Oh, Courtney?

Who knows.

- That bitch is barely a Pi, anyways.

- Slut.

(Jade laughs)

- Hi, Josh. - Honey,

there ain't a pill in this bag

that'll ever make that happen.

- God, Vicky, lay off the guy.

- Okay, so what to do we want to do tonight?

Do we want to trip, roll, or fly?

- Do you wanna dance tonight?

- Yes.

- (laughs) Let's roll.

- That is a fine choice.

We can do one each.

- Let's make it two.

- Ooh, you naughty, naughty, naughty girls.

That'll be $200, please.

(Vicky giggles) (upbeat music continues)

(girls laugh)

Ew.

(girls laugh)

- [Stephanie] So, what do you guys think?

- Ah! - Ooh.

You must be making smoke signals 'cause you are hot.

(girls laugh)

Ow, harder.

Ooh! (laughs)

- Well, if you like that one, wait 'til you see mine.

- [Josh] Oh.

- So, you're staying for the fashion show?

- Oh, what could be better?

Oh, handcuffs.

Oh, you know, I like it big and black.

Oh yeah, come on, bad boy. (grunts)

Put me in jail, cuff me up.

Oh yeah. (mumbles) (girls laughing)

(upbeat music continues)

(zipper whizzes)

- Who do you think looks the sexist?

- Well, all you bitches are, like, super sexy and stuff,

but, well, I always had a thing for law enforcement.

Sexy cop. - That's right, bitches.

- Yeah.

- You only picked her so she won't bust you.

(Josh growls) (all laugh)

- Well, now that we're all dressed,

let's get the party started.

(Jade laughs)

- Oh. (blows raspberry) (Vicky laughs)

- Assaulting an officer? (laughs)

(all laughing)

- And, the finishing touches.

We're done.

- [Agnis] I'm so nervous.

- Don't be.

You're beautiful.

(pensive music)

(Agnis gasps)

No, don't.

You look fine with them on.

Change your hair and change your makeup,

but don't change who you are.

(pensive music continues)

- I'm beautiful.

(flies buzzing) (ominous music)

- This will fit Agnis perfectly.

Thank you, Mother.

(ominous music) (flies buzzing)

- Amber?

- [Amber] There you are. (suspenseful music)

- You scared me.

- I'm sorry.

I wanted to give you this.

- It's getting late, I should probably go.

- I'll walk you out.

(crickets chirping)

- [Man] There you go, Sexy.

- [Agnis] Hey!

- [Man] You too, party tonight at Alpha Lambda.

- Fuckin' frat pig.

(crickets chirping)

(ominous music)

(Amber sighs)

(cup clattering)

(suspenseful music)

- Whoa, hey!

You actually came to my party.

You want a drink?

- Yeah.

Why don't we skip the party and just go up to your room?

- Hell yeah.

My room's upstairs, let's go.

* But they don't know the start *

- This party sucks.

I'm taking the keg with me.

* As we want

* The last echo

- All right, I hope you're ready.

- You got a condom?

- Oh right, I got it covered.

Well, I got me covered. (chuckling)

(muffled rock music)

(moves into ominous music) (man grunting)

(muffled rock music)

(Amber sighs)

(water splashing)

(Stephanie pants)

- Wow.

I gotta cut back.

Those rolls are crazy.

(Stephanie sighs)

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get some air.

Does anybody want to join me?

Guys?

(crickets chirping)

- Hey. - Hey.

So, you're delivering kegs, now?

- No.

I just stole this one from a party.

- That's so messed up.

- Well, they won't miss it.

Party was dead, anyway.

- So, you're just wandering around with a keg?

- What about you?

- What about me?

- Just standing around, dressed like a sexy Indian?

- Oh, (chuckles) I was trying it on, I needed some air.

What do you think?

- It looks all right.

- Gee, thanks.

- I think you're the sexist Indian I've ever seen.

Anyway, I should really get this back to the house.

I'd walk you in but security's actually right there.

See you tomorrow?

- Yeah, definitely.

(background chattering)

- [Vicky] Is that Agnis?

- Not the Agnis we saw yesterday.

- [Pi Sister] That girl is such a freak.

- Hey, looking good.

- Yeah, thanks to you.

- Where is the necklace I gave you?

- Oh, I didn't feel like wearing it today.

It's nothing personal.

(ominous music)

- You didn't feel like wearing it?

- Yeah, it's no big deal.

(ominous music)

(slap smacking) (Agnis gasps)

- You have no idea what I have done for you.

I thought we were friends.

(ominous music)

- [Victoria] Forget freak, that bitch is crazy.

- Wait, where is she going?

- I don't know.

- Hi. Agnis, right?

- Yeah.

- [Victoria] Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I don't know what just happened.

- Do you want to go to a party tonight?

- [Agnis] With you?

- With us, come on.

(background chattering)

These are my sorority sisters.

Stephanie, Jade and Courtney.

Girls, this is Agnis.

- That's a unique name.

- Yeah, my mom named me for my great grandmother.

- (scoffs) No shit.

Well, if you want to sell it, you have to go all the way.

- That name is just about as ugly as you were yesterday.

You should change it.

- What is wrong with you?

- What? - She's right.

How about Angie?

Such a pretty name for a pretty girl.

- I like Angie.

- Okay, Angie.

So, do you want to come to a party?

- Yeah, I guess I could go with you.

- [Victoria] Great, it's a costume party.

- Yeah, so make sure to wear something sexy.

- We all are.

I'm going to be a sexy Pocahontas.

- Oh, I don't think I have anything sexy.

- Oh, you're smart girl.

Use that big brain, I'm sure you could think of something.

- [Stephanie] You can meet us

at the Lambda Psi house tonight.

- See you there, Angie.

- Bye.

- Okay.

(girls laugh)

- I mean, seriously?

- Stupid!

(Amber wails)

It was just a necklace, what's wrong with you?

You're so stupid!

God! (wailing)

- Oh my God.

- Get out!

- Crazy. - God!

(Amber pants)

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

(ominous music) (Amber pants)

You just apologize, then everything will be fine.

(ominous music continues)

- So what's with playing nice with Agnis?

- Yeah, doesn't that bitch want Milbern?

- Let's get this straight, I can't stand her.

Besides, that psycho bitch

seems to be pretty attached to nerdy, little Agnis.

So, we make her one of us,

then we turn her out to the drunk frat guys

at the Wolves' rager.

- Oh my God, you're terrible.

- Bitches deserve it.

- For what, daydreaming over her professor?

- That, and pissing off the baddest slut in school.

- I may be bad but I'm not a fucking slut, you dyke.

- You tried to screw our gay drug dealer

less than eight hours after fucking your professor.

- So?

- Slut.

(Victoria moans)

(background chattering)

(pencil scratching)

(whistle trilling)

- Agnis, you look different.

- [Agnis] Thanks.

You like?

- [Professor Milbern] You look very nice.

- Angie, come sit with us.

We saved you a seat.

(pencil scratching)

- Everything okay, Amber?

- Psycho!

- [Professor] Courtney, shut it.

- Hey, let her go, she's crazy.

She slapped you over a necklace.

- Whoa, take it easy, miss.

Hey, I'm the dean of this college and you will listen to me.

Behavior like this could lead to expulsion.

- Well, we don't want that now, do we?

(ominous music) (blood squelching)

(dean gasps)

(ominous music continues)

(crickets chirping) (faint rock music)

(keg clattering)

- Goddamn, you ladies are looking fine.

- Have a little class, brother.

You girls do look good, though.

- Thanks, I guess chivalry isn't dead.

- No costume for you, big boy?

- Don't bust me, officer.

I have a mask inside.

- [Clown Guy] Yeah, he nearly lost the keg earlier

wearing a mask.

- Yeah, I can't see shit in that thing.

(women chuckle)

- Well then, I guess we'll see you guys inside.

- Oh yeah, you'll catch a cold out here

dressed like that, though.

- Hey, have you seen Vargas around?

- Vargas? Really?

- What? He's a good guy.

- He's an animal. (Victoria laughs)

- You girls gotta give the guy a break.

I mean, he keeps me safe on the field.

- [Clown Guy] Not to mention he nearly

kills everything he hits.

- All right, we gotta get this thing aside.

Vargas is around here somewhere.

(faint rock music) (girls giggle)

- Who's first for keg stand?

(all cheering) (dubstep music)

(all cheering)

- Where the hell is this bitch?

I'm freezing my tits out here.

- Okay well, if you can't handle it,

then go inside with Courtney.

- (scoffs) Excuse me?

(Victoria chuckles) (faint dubstep music)

- Holy shit, would you look at that?

- [Jade] It's pathetic.

- [Stephanie] I think she looks good.

- [Victoria] She looks hot.

- [Jade] We'll see what she can do.

- Hi, guys. (chuckling)

Do we look like guys to you?

- Come on, you know what she meant.

- Sorry, ladies.

- Hi, Agnis.

- It's Angie now, remember?

- Do you want to be called Angie?

- (scoffs) Jesus Christ, it's just a name.

Much better than fucking Agnis.

- [Stephanie] I'm just saying.

- And I'm just saying we're wasting our time.

We're here to party, not this shit.

- Let's go.

* Somethin' fine with that

* I know you read signs and shit *

* So you wasn't surprised

* When I snatched you from you mama *

* And I'm fond of them, ride hit *

- You girls ready to get fucked up?

- Time to cut loose.

You're running with us, now.

- Think you can hang with Omega Pi?

- Fuck it. Let's get wasted.

(girls cheering)

* 'Til she get that D, hold up, let me sing *

* Oh, she drop dead gorgeous

* If you tryna step up to that bitch, be cautious *

* Droppin' in the mirror, put that makeup on *

* Now you got an anthem baby, this yo' song, tell me *

* Yeah, she drop dead gorgeous

* Oh, she drop dead gorgeous

- You girls look like you need a drink.

- Hey QB, you just scored six points.

- Oh, touchdown!

- I'll touch down.

(Vargas growls) (Stephanie laughs)

- How fucking high school are you, Vargas?

- You know what, Courtney?

It's a fucking party, (mumbles)

try and have a good time.

- Vargas, take it easy, brother.

- Do you wanna get out of here?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- Stephanie, you're not seriously going to leave

with this pathetic, pencil-dicked fat fuck, are you?

I mean, come on, the mascot's, like, a step up from him.

- Come on, let's get out of here

before I do somethin' I regret.

- Sorry, Vargas, I think I should stay.

- You kidding me?

- You heard her.

- And she calls me pathetic.

You know what, fuck you, sorority cunts.

- You can better than him tonight, don't worry about that.

- Yeah, but you were pretty harsh on him.

- He's a big boy.

I'd be more worried about the next dude

that pisses him off.

(Jade scoffs)

- We've been here for less than an hour

and you bitches are killing the fun.

Enough with the drama, 'et's go and get some drinks.

- We should find Josh.

I heard he brought some good shit.

- Hell yeah, let's get fucked.

- In more than one way, girl.

(women laughing)

* Droppin' in the mirror, put the makeup on *

* Yeah, she drop dead gorgeous

* Oh, she drop dead gorgeous

* Yeah, she drop dead gorgeous

* Droppin' in the mirror, put the makeup on *

* Got your lips popped in

* And your clit popped in

* And your shit's popped in

* Then you're show-stoppin'

* Just got that fashion over package *

* And I like it but I snatch it off *

* And throw you on the mattress *

* Now that's messed up 'cause we messed up *

* The whole room but you know how I do *

* Now what you expect from the way *

* That you give me that back like an IOU *

* Goddamn baby I owe you

* Come here mama, I owe you

* Man, off that plan, I get off that ground *

* 'Cause I only wanna follow you *

* Got me on the moon like Apollo 2 *

* Good smoke, that Apollo crew

* My Mona Lisa fly like a piece of the pie *

* Now know we do

* Her hot though it ain't no boo *

* Like she fight like she ain't no shit *

* Homegirls tryna keep us apart *

* Babies mad they ain't gettin' no dick *

(women laughing)

* Yeah, oh she drop dead gorgeous *

* If you're trying to step up to that bitch, be cautious *

* Droppin' in the mirror, put the makeup on *

* Now you got an anthem baby, this yo' song, tell 'em *

* Yeah, she drop dead gorgeous

* Oh, she drop dead gorgeous

* Yeah, she drop dead gorgeous

- Hi, you two look great.

- Well, you don't look so bad yourself.

- (giggling) Thanks.

- What are your names?

- Mark.

- [Keith] Keith.

- I'm Victoria, and this is our newest pledge, Angie.

- Pledging, huh?

- Yeah.

I've always wanted to be a sister of Omega Pi.

- So, you two wanna get a drink and get out of here?

- Oh, I don't think- - That sounds great.

Right, Angie?

- Yeah, terrific.

(Keith laughs)

- Come on.

(slow hip-hop music) (crowd chattering)

* She drop dead gorgeous

- So, this is where you boys are hiding all the booze.

Thank you. (giggling)

To a good night.

- [Mark] Cheers.

- Cheers.

(background chattering) (faint hip-hop music)

- So what? Drinking not your thing?

- No, not really.

(faint hip-hop music)

- Well.

Well, maybe rolling's more your thing.

- Hell yeah, I knew you boys wouldn't disappoint.

(tense hip-hop music)

Excuse me. - Jesus.

- Come on, Ange.

You don't want to be a prude, do you?

- I won't let anything happen to you.

We'll be fine.

- Do you want to be a Pi or not?

(background chattering) (faint hip-hop music)

- [Keith] Now we're talkin'.

- [Victoria] Bottom's up, boys.

(Victoria laughs) (Agnis coughs)

- [Mark] Ooh, all right?

(Victoria laughs)

- I don't feel anything.

- Just give it a few minutes.

You will. (laughs)

This will help, trust me.

(background chattering) (faint music)

(air whooshing)

Looks like that's hittin' you kinda hard.

Do you want to go lay down?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

(both murmuring) (Agnis giggles)

I got ya.

- Wait, where, where? - Bye.

(Victoria laughs)

(ominous music)

(Agnis laughs)

- [Keith] Ooh. (laughs)

(faint hip-hip music)

(Agnis laughs) (Keith laughs)

- I feel funny.

- Don't worry, I'm going to take really good care of you.

(Agnis chuckles)

You know, you're very sexy.

(ominous music) (Agnis laughs)

(Keith laughs) - Thank you.

(ominous music continues)

What are you? No. - Shh.

- No, no. - Shh. It's okay.

- No.

(Agnis moans)

- Shh.

- No, don't.

Stop. (moans)

(Agnis moans)

(ominous music)

(Agnis moans)

(Agnis cries) (Keith grunts)

(door clattering)

(Agnis whimpers)

- [Keith] Fuck off, I'll be done in a minute.

(Keith grunts) (Agnis whimpers)

Fuck off, I said.

(Keith grunts) (Agnis moans)

(ominous music)

(door clattering)

(Agnis pants)

Thanks for the easy lay.

(banging on door)

What the fuck is your problem, hmm?

Oh.

- Hey, big guy. Ready for round two?

- (chuckling) I guess it's my lucky night.

- Guess it is.

- You're gonna have your work cut out for you

because I literally just blew my load in this bitch.

I hope you don't mind if she stays.

(Keith gasps)

(Keith groans)

(blood squelching) (Keith groans)

- Looks like it's your turn to get fucked, asshole.

(blood squelching) (Keith groans)

(ominous music)

I'll call you tomorrow, baby.

(ominous music continues)

(Amber sighs)

I'll get you home real soon.

Just gotta clean this up first.

After all, what are best friends for?

- [Guy] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

(party-goers chanting) (upbeat music)

(all cheering) (upbeat music continues)

(Agnis moans)

(Agnis sighs)

(birds singing)

- How are you doing?

- Oh, very lightheaded.

- Here, drink this.

It's gonna help. - Thank you.

How did I get here?

- Well, you got wasted with those Omega Pi skanks,

but I took care of you.

- They're not skanks.

They're my friends.

- I'm your friend, Agnis.

- Don't call me that.

(birds singing)

- I don't understand why you're treating me like this.

I am your only real friend.

Those other girls let you get raped and let you get drugged.

I would kill for you.

Can you say the same about any one of them?

- I think I should go.

Thank you for the juice. (door clatters)

(ominous music)

- I don't understand why you are treating me like this

after everything I have done for you.

- We barely know each other.

We hung out one time and I appreciate the makeover,

but Jesus Christ, you're acting like a freak.

- You have no idea what I have done for you, Agnis.

I am giving this relationship everything,

and you are spitting it back in my face.

- Amber, what are you doing with that fork?

- We were outsiders, but we were there together,

and then you had to go and join Omega Pi.

- You're scaring me.

(ominous music)

- I'm sorry.

(fork clattering)

I'm so sorry, Agnis.

- I don't think we should see each other.

You obviously have some issues that you need to deal with.

(birds singing)

(Amber sniffs)

(plate clattering)

(Amber wails)

- Don't leave me!

No!

(door clattering)

(Amber sobs)

Stupid.

(Amber sobs)

(birds singing)

(ominous music)

I'll make you see who you really are.

(knife clattering)

But first, I gotta cut a few Pis.

(women laughing)

- Well, look who it is.

I guess you can hang with us after all.

- Hi, Angie.

- So, did that Lambda guy rock your world last night?

(Victoria laughs)

- Victoria, could I talk to you for a minute?

(background chattering)

- Hey, if you're upset I left you there last night,

I just figured you wanted to spend the night with him.

- The thing is,

I don't really remember what happened last night

and I woke up at Amber's place.

- (chuckles) The freak from class?

- Don't call her that.

- Well you drank a little and took some E.

We had a good time.

- Amber's saying that I was raped

and it does kind of hurt down there.

- No, you were totally into him,

and if it's been awhile, it's normal to be a little sore.

- Oh my God.

I don't even remember my first time?

(Agnis cries)

- No, okay.

I'm sure you'll remember the next time.

- Next time?

But I don't even know who he was.

- Not with him.

With someone else.

Telling ya, you have plenty to choose from.

Who wants to tell our newest addition what tonight is?

- It's the annual Omega Pi rave.

- It's the most hottest, discreet party to get laid at.

- I don't know if I should go to that.

- You don't have to have sex, Angie.

It's just a good time with your girls.

- All the Pi sisters are going.

You want to pledge Pi, right?

- Yeah.

- So then, don't be an Agnis, be a Pi.

- And remember to wear pink.

- Why pink?

- It's just a tradition the Omega Pi sisters

started a couple years ago.

Wear whatever you want as long as it's pink.

- We should get going.

- Yeah.

You don't want to miss Professor Candy-cane-dick's class.

(all laughing)

- Who?

- Professor Milbern.

He's got a crooked dick.

- It's true, I've seen it.

- Yeah, like, every Tuesday night after his wife is in bed.

(all laughing)

- Oh my God, you're having an affair?

- Yeah, but it's nothing serious.

- He'll probably bang you too, if he had the chance.

- See you girls tonight.

(background chattering)

- Angie.

Angie.

(Courtney giggles)

- [Professor Milbern] Nice of you to join us, Amber.

- Agnis, we need to talk.

- Amber, please take a seat

and save the personal stuff for the halls, huh?

- I don't have anything to say to you,

especially not in the middle of class.

- Hey, psycho bitch.

Fuck off.

- Courtney, Amber, last chance, take a seat,

or get out of my classroom.

- These are not your friends, Agnis.

They let you get raped.

- That's it Amber, you need to leave.

- I really liked that guy and he really liked me,

and I may not remember much about the party,

but I had a good time.

- [Victoria] Yeah, you did.

- And, I'm gonna see him again.

So, stop saying it was rape, you psycho bitch.

(Amber laughs)

- I can guarantee that you will never see him again.

- Go.

(Victoria laughs)

All right, guys.

Show's over, back to your papers.

- Now you're acting like a Pi.

- You okay, Agnis?

- Yeah I'm fine, thanks.

I don't know what her problem is.

- You know if anything did happen with that guy,

I'm here to talk.

- Oh my gosh, that's, like, so sweet of you.

(girl snickers)

- Victoria, aren't you a little old for this sort of thing?

- Oh, I'm sorry, Professor.

It'll never happen again.

- All right, that's it for today guys, I'll see you Monday.

Read chapters four through six.

Have a great weekend.

Not you, Victoria.

- Look, if it's about that drawing,

you need to get over it.

- No, that drawing was immature,

but that's not why I asked you to stay.

- Oh, I think I know what you need.

- No, no, no.

Not now, anyway.

What are you girls doing with Agnis?

- We're turning her into a Pi.

- Yeah, I see that, but why?

- What, we can't do something nice

for fellow RFU Wolf?

And I thought you were one for school spirit.

- It's not exactly your MO.

- Well, we're not up to anything, I swear.

- That's good 'cause Agnis has a good future ahead of her.

- Oh, it's Angie now.

- You changed her name?

- [Victoria] That was all her idea.

- Right.

- Enough about her.

When do we get to play?

- Well, tonight is the big Pi party, right?

- Yeah, you wanna come?

- (laughing) No, but, I could maybe meet you

in the basement downstairs.

- Oh, you want to get tied up again, don't you?

- Maybe you can wear that new Halloween costume,

everyone says it looks so hot on you.

- Think I can arrange that.

I gotta go get ready.

- Okay.

I'll be by after I pick up my son from soccer.

- So, you think Cedric's gonna be there?

- Of course he is, the way it was with you last time.

They're predictable.

They come every time.

- (snickers) Right.

Oh, well, if it isn't Professor Candy Cane.

Oh, don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

(kiss smacking)

(Courtney laughs)

- Just so you know,

I don't want to miss too much of the party

screwing in the basement, so if you could come around 10,

that'd be great, thanks.

- [Professor Milbern] Victoria.

- Hmm?

- I'll text you when I get there.

- Bye, Jeff. (sighs)

(background chattering)

(mischievous music)

- Don't hold back.

Let go of Agnis.

You can do this.

(mischievous music continues)

(upbeat electronic music)

- Where are you going?

(Jade laughs)

- [All] One of us.

One of us!

One of us!

(all laughing)

- Relax, it's just us.

- Glad you came.

- What are you doing, she's not a Pi.

- Relax, it's just a mask for a party.

- It's our Pi's tradition.

- It's okay, I don't have to wear it.

- No, you do, actually.

She'll pledge when it's time.

- I don't get what they see in you, but they vouch for you.

So, you get to pledge.

(upbeat electronic music)

- How are we supposed to drink through these?

(all laughing)

- We're not drinking tonight.

- Where's my favorite gay boy?

- I saw him working over some other guy

in the other room.

(all laugh)

- [Jade] Let's go find him. (laughing)

- Wait, what are we doing?

- Oh, don't worry, you're gonna love it.

(upbeat electronic music continues)

- There's our favorite boy toy.

- Oh, hi ladies.

- What are you wearing?

- Oh, do you like it?

I'm an honorary Pi.

- Sweet cherry pie.

- Oh, no, no, no.

This slice is reserved for a little pre-med hunk.

- Lucky boy. - Mm.

That he is. (all laugh)

Who's the new girl?

- Don't take your mask off.

What?

She wants to pledge, right?

So, I'm gonna treat her like one.

- [Agnis] Sorry.

- I'm sorry, sister.

Don't just nod, say it.

- Jade, seriously, that's enough.

- [Agnis] I'm sorry, sister.

- And this is why I'm not in a frat.

- Oh, please, I've seen you in plenty of frats.

- Okay, fine.

You got me.

I have commitment issues.

- So, do you have our candy?

- Oh yes, yes, of course.

You must be gone.

I don't mix business with pleasure.

(thrilling electronic music)

Are you ready?

- [Agnis] Mm-hm.

Do I swallow?

- If you're anything like me you do.

But with this, just let it melt in your mouth.

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

(all giggling)

- Let's go!

(women cheering)

- Don't worry, no need to thank me!

Bitches.

* Never stop dreamin'

(thrilling electronic music)

* Never stop dreamin'

- All right, man.

Let's get some Pi.

What's wrong with you?

- Man, I'm sick of these fucking Pis (mumbles).

- (laughing) It's that Stephanie chick, isn't it?

- No, fuck her, too.

- (laughs) Dude, she's just playing the role as a Pi.

Yo, I'll get Victoria away from her.

She'll be fine.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

For once, let me clear the way for you.

- All right.

- All right? - Yeah.

Let's go.

Go get her.

(thrilling music) (women laughing)

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop dreamin'

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop

* Never stop, never stop

* Never stop, never stop

* Never stop, never stop

- [Girl] Agnis, Agnis, Agnis.

- [Man] You wanna be a Pi?

* Never stop, never stop

* Never stop, never stop

(man laughing)

* Never stop dreamin'

- Oh, what's the matter, Angie? (laughs)

- Haver you seen Courtney?

- Please, just leave me alone!

(thrilling electronic music)

- What's wrong with her?

- We're just having fun. (laughing)

- Have you guys seen Courtney?

- Fuck that bitch. Dance with us.

(thrilling electronic music) (all laughing)

* Never stop dreamin'

(thrilling electronic music)

(women chanting) (Agnis sobs)

- [Pi Sisters] One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us.

One of us, one of us. (Agnis sobs)

* Stop dreamin'

(soft, upbeat music)

- [Vargas] Hey Steph, can I talk to you?

- [Cedric] That's gonna have to wait.

They're fucked up on something.

(girls laugh)

(engine revving)

(car beeps)

(phone ringing)

- Damn it Victoria, would you pick up?

(crickets chirping) (faint upbeat music)

(phone rings)

- [Operator] Please leave your message.

- Fuck it.

(mischievous music)

(Jeff sighs)

Damn it, Jeff, what are you even doing here?

(upbeat music)

Okay.

- That was intense.

- What did you take?

- Some of Josh's candy.

(sisters laugh)

- Well, that's vague.

- So's my memory tonight.

Shit, I gotta go.

- Where could you possibly have to go?

- I have some extra credit with, for Professor Milbern.

- Like we all don't know you're blowing him.

- Hey, we're not gonna say anything.

- It was pretty obvious.

(mischievous music)

- Where do you think you're going?

- Oh, I didn't think you were coming.

- Sorry I'm tardy, Professor.

- You know something?

This would have been a lot hotter

if you'd have kept your promise.

- What'd I do wrong?

- Well, remember you were suppose to wear

your new, sexy costume.

- Could go change into it and make it up to you.

- Oh, now that's my girl.

(Victoria chuckles)

Oh, what are you doing?

- I just want to make sure you don't go anywhere.

- I don't think

this is such a good- - Don't worry.

I'll change and come right back.

- Oh, what if somebody comes down here?

Oh boy.

(mischievous music)

Courtney?

(ominous music)

If Victoria put you up to this, I'm not laughing.

- I am not that bitch, Courtney.

- Amber is that, what are you doing?

Is that a chainsaw?

- (sighing) Professor Milbern,

taking advantage of your students-

- I'm not taking advantage of any-

- Nah, nah, dah, dah.

It's a shame you're such a pig,

because I actually kind of enjoyed your class.

- I'm not taking advantage of anybody.

I don't know where you get your information-

- Now is not the time for a lecture, Professor.

- Amber, what are you doing? Hey.

What the fuck Amber, come on!

Amber, come on!

(Amber laughs)

Amber.

(Amber laughs)

- Ooh, okay.

I'm sorry.

Now is not a good time to be laughing, is it?

- Amber, please.

It's time that I teach you a lesson, Professor.

(chainsaw revving)

- [Jeff] Please Amber, don't!

- Professor, try to have some balls.

(chainsaw revving) - No! God, no!

(chainsaw revving)

(Jeff screams) (Amber laughs)

(Jeff grunts) (ominous music)

(blood splattering)

(mischievous music)

- You guys hear that?

- I don't hear anything but this party starting to die.

- Well, it sounds like a chainsaw or something.

- That's probably Daisy using the vibrator.

That thing should be considered a power tool.

- Wanna get out of here and get some air?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- I'd like that.

(mischievous music continues)

- Are you ready, Professor?

Jeff, are you in here?

Okay, fuck you too.

I'm going back to the party.

(door slamming)

(mischievous music continues)

- It's nice out.

- Yeah, it is.

Though, I'm surprised you're not seeing UFOs out there.

- UFOs?

- Yeah, with all that shit Josh sells you Pis?

- What, like you don't party?

- I do my fair share, mostly booze and pot, though.

- I suppose we do kind of get out of hand.

- Yeah, you gotta have some fun, sometimes, huh?

- Yeah. (man vomiting)

- Oh fuck, disgusting. - Oh man.

- I think I've had enough fresh air.

* Now that is my, I will

- Looks like the Pi is officially dead, huh?

- [Jade] What are you, a mortician?

- What's with the outfit change?

- [Victoria] Turns out nothing.

Can't find my professor.

- That's weird.

Angie's been missing all night.

You don't think the two of them?

- Oh please, she probably ran home after doing acid.

- You never know, she could be

making it to your sweet professor right now.

- Don't listen to her.

Angie will get hers tomorrow night.

(Victoria laughs)

- What do you got planned?

- We're going to bring her to the Pis with a bang.

- A gang bang, that is.

- Wait, Agnis wants to have a gang bang?

- It's always the quiet ones.

- Oh, she has no clue.

We're gonna roofie her.

- You guys are still going through with that?

- Hell yeah, we are.

- That's horrible, I want nothing to do with it.

She seemed to really be coming out of her shell

and you seemed to like her.

- We got them acting skills.

(Victoria laughs)

- That's some fucked up shit.

- You got that right.

- You think the Alpha Sigs will actually go through with it?

- Not this one. - Not me, either.

Too sloppy.

I bet Bobby's down, though.

(all laughing) - Yeah, he is.

- That is so gross.

I'm glad I got one of the good ones.

- Speaking of the good ones,

I got me a fine piece of ass

waiting for me, from earlier, at the house.

I'll see you guys later.

- Yeah, I should probably get going, too.

- You could stay with me.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Baby, I'll stay with you

tonight. - Yeah!

(both laughing)

Oh yeah!

(both laughing)

(tense music)

(Angie pants)

(door opening)

- Oh shit, Steph.

- Oh my God, Angie, are you okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

- Let's get you cleaned up.

- [Vargas] Hey, I'm gonna head home.

I'll see you tonight, yeah?

- [Stephanie] Yeah, definitely.

I had a great night.

- Me too.

Hope you feel better.

- Thanks.

- So, what happened last night?

I thought you went home.

- What I should have known would've happened.

I freaked out and I ran up here to hide,

and I ended up crying myself to sleep.

- Oh honey, I think we've pushed you too fast.

- No, it's my fault.

- This was a perfectly Agnis thing to do.

I'm just not good enough.

I'm not like you.

- Hey, don't say that.

I didn't fit in at first, either.

Hell, I still don't think I do.

Sorority life can be tough.

Sometimes, I think it might even kill you,

but it gets better.

- Thanks for being so nice to me.

- Hey, you know, the girls are gonna invite you

to this big party tonight.

Maybe you should sit this one out, you know,

recoup from last night. - No, I can't.

I've never had any friends before and if I don't go,

then they're not gonna let me pledge.

- What about that Amber girl?

And do you even want to pledge Omega Pi?

- Amber was nice at first,

but then she got really weird

and I didn't really want to pledge

but then I see how close all of you are, and I want that.

- Well, if they give you any more drugs,

you don't have to take them.

- Oh, hey, what's going on here?

- Oh, Angie had a rough time. - No, I'm fine, really.

- Great, tonight's a big party.

- Yeah, Steph was just telling me.

- I hope she didn't undersell it.

You're going, right?

- Of course.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- [Victoria] That's my girl.

- Well, I have to go,

but I'll see you at the party.

- Yeah, see you tonight.

- What did you tell her?

- Don't worry, I didn't say anything

about your fucked up plan.

- Better not have, or you might just take her place.

- Fuck you.

(Victoria laughs)

(birds singing)

- Hey guys, guys, the Pis have a pledge

that's gonna let 'em gang bang her tonight

At the Go Wolf rager.

You gotta go.

- Fuck yeah, always wanted to get some Pi.

- I heard they're going to be wearing

those sexy ass costumes again, too.

Hell yeah.

- [Man] All right, tell your brothers.

We need plenty of cream for this Pi, all right?

- You got it. - Cool.

- If these sorority twats want sexy,

(ominous music) (Amber sighs)

I'll give 'em sexy.

(flies buzzing) Hi, Mother.

May I use your sewing machine?

(flies buzzing)

Why, thank you.

Now, to decide what materials to use.

(ominous music) (flies buzzing)

Oops!

Sorry, Professor.

(skin slapping)

(ominous music continues)

Something's missing.

I'm gonna need a mask.

(ominous music continues)

No, not you.

I have something special planned for you.

(ominous music continues)

Must be destiny.

(Amber sighs)

(phone buzzes) (flies buzzing)

(phone tapping)

(phone buzzes)

(flies buzzing)

What? Don't judge me.

She's a whore just like the rest of 'em.

(flies buzzing) (ominous music)

(Stephanie sighs)

(phone tapping)

(text notification beeping)

(phone tapping)

(knocking on door) - Professor Milbern?

I'm here.

(ominous music)

Are we playing hide and seek?

I've got a cheer for you, Professor.

Give me a D.

Give me an I.

Give me a C.

Give me a K.

What's that spell?

(tense music)

- Slut. (Dina gasps)

- No, it spells dick.

(Dina coughs) (blood splattering)

(Amber sighs)

- Well, it's a good thing you are so pretty

because you are dumb as fuck.

(ominous music) (blood squelching)

(moves into upbeat music)

- The fuck is this? - Seriously.

- Thank God for the calvary.

- This is the Wolf rager?

Seriously lean, guys.

- Hey, everyone's too afraid to come out

after that Lambda guy got killed.

- Somebody was killed on campus?

How come we don't know about that?

- Because nobody gives a fuck about stoner Lambdas.

(girls snicker)

- Yeah, they found the dean dead in a storage closet, too.

- [Vargas] Yeah, plus a few people are going missing.

It's fucked. - That's terrible.

- Well, I'm not gonna let a couple of dead nobodies

ruin the biggest party of my life.

- That's talking like a Pi.

Where are the shots, boys?

Let's get this party started.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Lead the way.

- You know your friends are warped, right?

- Yeah, but maybe with the fail of a party,

so will their plans for Angie.

- We weren't actually gonna let that happen.

- Do you promise?

- I swear.

But in the process, let's try and have a good night.

- Sounds like a perfect night to me.

(upbeat music)

- My man, to a good night.

- [All] Cheers.

(upbeat music continues)

(Vargas coughs) - Woo!

(upbeat music continues)

- [Stephanie] Hey, look at you.

- Hi.

Yeah, I thought I'd say goodbye

to the old Agnis once and for all.

- Well, as long as you're happy, that's really great.

- Why wouldn't I be happy?

You know, I thought there'd be more people here.

- [Stephanie] Well, maybe it's a good thing there's not.

- Really?

- [Stephanie] Yeah, come hang with Vargas and me.

- Oh look, the guest of honor's arrived.

- Damn, she looks fine, though.

Good for her this party sucks.

- Yeah well, it doesn't matter how many guys are here

if little Miss Guilt-trip, over there,

talks her into leaving.

- Steph'll bitch out, but she's a Pi.

She'll keep her mouth shut.

- She better, took a lot of effort to get this going.

- [Vargas] Agnis, you want a drink?

- It's Angie now, remember?

- [Vargas] Right, sorry.

- It's okay.

I'll have whatever

you're having. - Angie!

I'm so glad you made it.

We have something planned for you tonight.

- Really? What?

- It's a surprise,

after which you'll be a full-fledged Omega Pi.

- Oh my God, thank you.

Oh, I've never belonged anywhere.

- Congrats, Angie.

- Come on, let's dance.

(upbeat music)

- Hold on a second.

I'll see you guys later.

That cheerleader's looking too good to pass up.

- Make sure you come up for some air, slut.

(Victoria laughing)

- What, what does that mean?

- You're kidding, right?

- Jade's a lesbian, she's gonna-

- She's gonna eat it out.

(Victoria moans) (Stephanie laughs)

(upbeat music)

- Do I get to see your face?

(ominous music)

I get it.

You're nervous.

Oh, you're not nervous.

(clothes clattering)

(ominous music)

- Look at me, you fucking slut.

- So you can talk.

(Jade screams)

(Jade splutters)

(ominous music)

(upbeat music)

* Are you lonely for me

* You make it rain without the sun *

* I'll stand here waiting

- Hey brother,

I think you should get some alone time with Steph.

- Ah, I can't man, I told her I'd look after Agnis.

- I'll make sure nothing happens to her.

- [Vargas] I don't think she'll go for that.

- We're a team.

If you can't trust me, who're you gonna trust?

Besides, I plan on keeping Victoria plenty busy.

- Yeah, all right.

But, look out for that bitch.

She's pure evil, man.

- (laughs) I got you.

- Double up on the condoms too,

no telling what she's got.

(Cedric laughs) (tense music)

- Let's go for a walk?

- What about Angie?

- Cedric will look after her.

She'll be fine.

- Okay.

A little alone time would be nice.

Hey Angie, be right back, okay?

- Okay.

* Shed every color

* I could do it all

- You look like you could use a drink.

- Thanks.

I'm having a really great time.

Thank you for being so nice to me.

- Now you're ready to become a Pi?

- Yeah.

- Great, meet us upstairs in Bobby's room,

first door on the left.

- You're not gonna, like,

make me fuck a sheep or something, are you?

- Honey, that's only in frat legend.

Don't worry, it's nothing you can't handle.

- Okay.

* You put a bullet inside

(moves into ominous music)

- I hope that bitch gets pregnant.

(Victoria chuckles)

- Yo, yo, yo, you up for doing a funnel?

- No, it's all good, bro. - Come on.

- I'm good, I'm good.

- [Bobby] You?

- You're fucking kidding me, right?

- What?

- Anyway, I need you to gather your pathetic frat brothers

and meet Agnis and I in your room in an hour.

I'm going to initiate her. (snickers)

- Shit, I'm in, but I'm first, it's my room.

Greg's in for sloppy seconds, right, Greg?

- Whatever, I don't care.

Just bring as many guys as you can.

- You got it.

But, first things first.

Pledge!

I got it.

* Your love won't let me stumble *

(men laughing)

- What?

- He's gonna blow.

- I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go find Josh.

* Lovely

(Bobby vomits)

(ominous music)

- Either wait or use the sink.

(ominous music) (Bobby vomits)

- Fuckin' frat pig.

(Bobby splutters)

(ominous music continues)

(upbeat, romantic music)

It's occupied.

- So, what are you doing here,

part of a sorority that you have nothing in common with?

- Well, what does anybody do here?

- Well, most people I know,

they're either just here for the frat life,

or to play sports.

- Well, I'm a psychology major

and the parties are just a perk.

What about you?

- Technically I'm a business major,

but mostly just here for football.

- Really, that's it?

- That's it.

Well, that and making out with beautiful sorority girls.

- Really?

- Particularly Psych majors.

* Heaven knows you darken mine

* For all these years

(moves into ominous music)

(Vargas grunts)

- You killed her!

(punch smacking)

(Vargas groans)

(spear squelching)

(Vargas splutters)

Steph.

Please.

* Just like this

* Just like this

- I drank too much.

* In the moment here

- No, stay awake.

Don't be an Agnis.

* Through all the pretend heartbeats *

- Don't be an Agnis.

* Heaven knows you are

- Don't be an Agnis.

* It's me and you

- Where the hell is everybody?

* Can we stay just like this

- Hey, that's quite the outfit you got there.

I like a girl who's not afraid to show a little skin.

- I'm glad you like it.

- If looks could kill, I would be in trouble.

- Oh, I'd say you're already in trouble.

- No, no! (blood squelching)

(ominous music) (ax whacking)

- [Man] Cedric, Cedric!

(ominous music continues)

- Well, I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase

swallow my pride.

(ominous music)

(Josh grunts)

(Amber laughs)

- Fuck, let me up, let me up, let me up!

(ominous music continues)

(Josh grunts)

(blood squelches) (Josh screams)

I don't like (drowned out by ominous music)!

(ominous music continues)

- Hey, Angie.

(romantic music)

(moves into tense music)

Poor Agnis.

All you ever wanted was friends.

Well tonight, you'll have plenty of friends.

(tense music continues)

Oh, and I know how upset you were

that you didn't remember your first time,

but with this video online,

you'll never be able to forget this.

- I am way too high for this shit.

(tense music continues)

I just wanted to fucking have bathroom sex

and this is what fucking happens.

(tense music continues) (footsteps clatter)

(knocking on door)

- Showtime.

(phone beeps) (tense music continues)

Hope you guys are ready to wreck this bitch.

(thud whacking)

(tense music continues)

- What the fuck are you doing?

Let me go.

- All right.

Let's just skip the begging

and the, "Why are you doing this,

why is this happening to me?" BS,

because I am not gonna let you go.

So, if at any point you do feel the need to beg,

just try to be interesting.

Oh, I really wouldn't bother with that.

See, I got kind of into bondage

and it turns out I am pretty good at tying knots.

- Who are you?

(laughs) I knew you were crazy

but this is a whole 'nother fucking level.

- Hey now, that's not gonna help your case

if you do decide to beg at any point.

We are ready.

- What? No, you can't.

- Oh see, yes I can.

You're tied up.

Now, this might hurt a bit.

- No, it was just a joke.

We weren't actually going to do anything.

(Victoria cries)

Please! Please!

(Victoria sobs) (ax whacking)

Please!

- Oh, it's stuck.

- Please don't, I'm sorry.

- This might hurt a bit.

(Victoria screams)

(tense music)

(Victoria cries)

(Victoria chokes)

Help me.

(Agnis screams)

- Agnis.

(Agnis shrieks)

- [Agnis] My name is Angie!

(Agnis gasps)

- After everything I have done for you,

you would try to kill me?

(Agnis shrieks)

(ominous music)

- Dear God,

I swear that if you let me live tonight,

I will go clean.

Maybe.

(fire crackling) (Stephanie coughs)

- Oh my God, oh my God, Vargas!

Wake up, please.

Wake up, wake up, wake up. (Vargas splutters)

- Are you okay?

- Am I okay?

You have a flagpole coming out of your chest.

- Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

You gotta pull it out.

- No, no, then you'll bleed even more.

- (gasping) There's a gun in the bar

under the sink cabinet.

You gotta get it.

- Why do you have a gun?

- Just get it, it doesn't matter.

- Okay. - The safety.

Turn it off. - Okay, okay.

- Go! - Okay, okay!

(Vargas coughs)

(phone dialing)

- [Operator] 911, what's the emergency?

- [Stephanie] Someone just stabbed my boyfriend.

We're at the Alpha Sigma house,

there's a whole bunch dead students everywhere,

please send somebody!

(feet clattering) (Agnis pants)

(floor squeaking)

(Agnis gasps)

(feet clattering)

- How you chose them over me,

after everything I have done for you.

- We hung out one time!

Help! Somebody, please!

- I don't know what I ever did to you.

I was ready to forgive you for everything,

and then you had to go- (gunshot booming)

(Amber laughs)

- Shit. (gunshots booming)

(crickets chirping)

Are you okay?

- I just hurt my ankle.

What is wrong with her?

- Tell you after I finish my psych classes.

(sirens blaring)

Go wait for them on the front porch.

Tell them to send a paramedic to the back.

Vargas is hurt bad.

- Okay.

Hey, Steph?

Thanks for saving my life.

- What are friends for?

(sirens blaring)

(fire crackling)

(Vargas gasps)

- What's wrong?

- God, you asshole, I thought you were dead.

- You can't get rid of me that easy.

I heard gunshots.

- [Stephanie] I got her.

(Vargas splutters)

(flagpole whacking)

(ax clattering)

(tense music)

- I thought we weren't supposed to take it out.

- Extenuating circumstances.

(Vargas laughs)

(Vargas coughs)

(sirens blaring) (tense music)

- The ambulance is on its way, okay?

Gonna take good care of him.

- [Vargas] Hey man, my girlfriend's a hero.

- [Police Officer] I'm sure she is.

- Your girlfriend, huh?

- Yeah, (coughing) unless I don't meet Omega Pi standards.

- To hell with Omega Pi.

(Vargas laughs)

(tense music) (sirens blaring)

- I'll take you around the side,

you'll be right there with him.

(tense music)

- And I woke up and she was stabbing her

and she was dead and there was blood everywhere.

I ran down the hallway and I ran downstairs

and I slipped on some blood,

and she attacked me.

And that's when Stephanie,

she got a gun from somewhere and she shot her.

She just- - She shot her?

- [Agnis] Unloaded the entire gun, and shot her.

She saved my life.

- Are you a real cop or a fake cop?

- [Officer] It's okay, Josh.

Come on over.

- Okay, so I'm, like, really, really high right now

but I swear to God I just witnessed

someone murder my boyfriend.

Well, he's not really my boyfriend,

we were just fooling around and he has a really big dick,

but I was, like, really, really too funny to die

and I'm too pretty to die.

Do you role play?

- [Officer] We'll have to talk about that

when we get to the station, Josh, but it's okay.

Come on over.

I'll give you a ride back,

Angie's gonna come with us.

- [Josh] I bet she's still in there, though.

Can you protect me?

Okay, okay.

(tense music)