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♪♪
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OKAY. OUR SPECIAL HOLIDAY
FAMILY AND FRIENDS NIGHT
IS COMING UP CHRISTMAS EVE,
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AND WE THINK IT WOULD BE
REALLY FUN TO PERFORM A SONG
WE ALL WRITE TOGETHER.
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SO LET'S THROW OUT WORDS
THAT MAKE US THINK OF CHRISTMAS.
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ANYBODY?
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CHRISTMAS!
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(chuckles)
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OKAY, HERMAN, THE WORD CHRISTMAS
DOES MAKE ME THINK OF CHRISTMAS.
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UH, ANYBODY ELSE?
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(gasps)
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CHRISTMAS.
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YEAH, DEZ, THAT'S ALREADY
ON THE LIST.
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AW.
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WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING
LIKE MISTLETOE?
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OR SLEIGH BELLS.
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OR PRESENTS.
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MORE SPECIFICALLY,
THE CHEETAH PRINT HANDBAG
I EMAILED YOU ALL ABOUT.
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SEVERAL TIMES.
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ANYBODY ELSE?
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LILY, YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.
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WHAT WORD COMES TO YOUR MIND
WHEN YOU THINK OF CHRISTMAS?
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LOUSY.
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LOUSY?
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND
VERY CHRISTMASSY TO ME.
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WELL, MAYBE SHE MEANT LOUSY
AS IN LOUSY THE REINDEER?
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THERE'S NO REINDEER
NAMED LOUSY.
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SHE'S RIGHT.
IT'S DROWSY.
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THERE'S NO REINDEER
NAMED DROWSY EITHER.
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OH, YEAH. I'M THINKING
OF THE DWARVES.
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YOU KNOW, GOLDILOCKS
AND THE THREE DWARVES.
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LOUSY, DROWSY, AND JIM.
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GUYS, WE'RE TRYING
TO WRITE A SONG HERE.
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CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT
HAPPINESS AND BEING WITH
THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
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YEAH, LILY. WHY WOULD
YOU SAY IT'S LOUSY?
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I JUST THINK CHRISTMAS
IS OVERRATED.
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PEOPLE MAKE TOO BIG OF
A DEAL OUT OF IT,
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AND IT'S REALLY
NOT THAT GREAT.
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IT'S LOUSY.
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A LOUSY CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A LOUSY CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A LOUSY CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ AND AN OVERRATED NEW YEAR ♪
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I THINK LILY'S
ON TO SOMETHING.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE SANTA!
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OH, THERE HE IS!
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HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY PICTURE WITH SANTA.
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I'VE BEEN POSING IN
THE SAME OUTFIT
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EVERY YEAR SINCE I WAS
THREE MONTHS OLD.
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GUESS WHO GOT PROMOTED
AS SANTA'S HEAD ELF?
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YOU GOT PROMOTED?
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WHAT? IT'S CHRISTMAS,
NOT APRIL FOOL'S DAY.
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IT'S TRUE.
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EVER SINCE GUMDROP QUIT,
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SANTA HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO GIVE ME THE JOB.
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OH, WHAT'S YOUR ELF NAME?
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JINGLETOES.
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-(laughs)
-(bells jingle)
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HEY, KIDS, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO EAT
THE CANDY CANES!
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THEY'RE STYROFOAM!
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AH, WHAT DO I CARE?
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I WANT TO WORK FOR SANTA.
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I BET I WOULD
BE GREAT AT ELFING!
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ME TOO.
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(gasps)
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DO YOU THINK SANTA
WOULD HIRE US?
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I CAN WHITTLE TOYS
FROM WOOD. SEE?
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WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
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A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN.
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CHOO-CHOO!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA.
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AH! SPLINTER.
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FINE, YOU'RE HIRED.
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BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
WHATEVER THE HEAD ELF SAYS.
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EVEN IF IT SEEMS RIDICULOUS
AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED
TO THE JOB.
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(both gasp)
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Both: YES!
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OKAY, TWERPS.
SANTA'S GOT SOME JOBS
FOR YOU TO DO.
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GINGERBREAD,
PUT THE HEAD
BACK ON THE SNOWMAN.
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MARSHMALLOW,
GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
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I'M ON IT!
I'M GREAT AT MAKING SANDWICHES.
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HE'S NOT.
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IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE IN THE SLEIGH
LISTENING TO MUSIC.
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE TAKING PHOTOS?
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SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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(chuckles)
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HEY, SANTA!
I'M GINGERBREAD.
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YOU CAN CALL ME GINGER,
OR BREAD, OR GINGERBREAD.
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(chuckles) WELL, IT IS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU, GINGERBREAD.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY
HOW HAPPY I AM
TO JOIN THE TEAM.
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HERE, I WHITTLED YOU THIS.
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OH! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL...
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UH... UM...
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IT'S A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN.
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OH.
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(sighs)
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OKAY, WHEN LILY GETS HERE
WE NEED TO GET HER
IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT.
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IT'S WEIRD THAT SHE'S NOT
MORE EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
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YEAH.
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I'VE SEEN THAT GIRL GET EXCITED
OVER GETTING A CURLY FRY
MIXED IN WITH HER REGULAR FRIES.
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SHE TALKED ABOUT IT
FOR A MONTH.
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TRISH, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING
AT THE NORTH POLE RIGHT NOW?
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PLEASE, I'VE GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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I'M SANTA'S HEAD ELF.
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT PROMOTED
TO SANTA'S HEAD ELF?
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WHAT THE HOLLY
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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SANTA AND I HAVE GOTTEN
REALLY CLOSE.
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WHEN IT COMES TO CHRISTMAS,
WE SHARE THE SAME VISION.
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AND ALSO, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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WAIT.
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SO DOES THIS MEAN
YOU'RE MY BOSS NOW?
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA BE LATE TODAY.
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AND EVERYDAY.
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HI, GUYS.
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LILY!
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I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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BEFORE WE START YOUR LESSON,
LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN
AND CHRISTMASSY.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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COME ON! WANNA HELP US
BAKE SOME COOKIES FOR SANTA?
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NO, THANKS.
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GOOD CALL.
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SANTA'S DOING THAT WHOLE
NO-CARB THING TILL THE 24TH.
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WELL...
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WHAT IF WE CUT UP SOME CARROTS
FOR SANTA'S REINDEER?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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UGH. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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CARROTS GIVE THE REINDEER GAS.
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ESPECIALLY RUDOLPH.
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THEY ALWAYS SING ABOUT
HIS SHINY NOSE BUT NEVER
HIS STINKY BUTT.
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DEZ, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
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IT'S OKAY.
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CAN WE JUST HAVE OUR LESSON
AND PLAY SOMETHING THAT'S NOT
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THE CHRISTMAS SONG
WE'VE BEEN WRITING?
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NO!
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WE NEED TO GET YOU
IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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AND I KNOW JUST
THE JOLLY FAT MAN
TO CHEER YOU UP.
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OH, GOOD IDEA.
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MY UNCLE JOE
IS GREAT WITH KIDS.
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NO, DEZ. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
TALKING ABOUT SANTA.
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OH, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
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MY UNCLE JOE'S GONNA
BE PRETTY DISAPPOINTED.
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HEY.
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HO, HO, HO!
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OH, LITTLE GIRL,
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NOW TELL SANTA
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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NOTHING.
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COME NOW.
EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING.
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YEAH, LIKE
A CHEETAH PRINT HANDBAG.
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HEH. YES, YES,
WE GET IT, JINGLETOES.
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WE ALL SAW THE EMAIL.
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BUT RIGHT NOW WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT LILY.
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WELL...
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THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT,
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BUT THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN GET IT FOR ME.
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SANTA CAN GET YOU
ANYTHING, LILY.
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YEAH, TELL HIM
WHAT YOU WANT.
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FINE.
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS FOR MY DAD TO COME HOME,
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BUT HE'S VOLUNTEERING
IN ECUADOR, SO THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
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I WISH WE COULD
JUST SKIP CHRISTMAS.
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THINK SHE WANTS
AN EIGHT BY TEN OF THIS?
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NO?
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(sighs)
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I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT LILY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HER DAD
ISN'T COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS.
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GUYS, DON'T WORRY.
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I KNOW HOW TO MAKE
HER FEEL BETTER.
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GINGERBREAD'S GOT THIS.
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HEY, LILY.
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WHAT YOU ASKED SANTA FOR
IS A REALLY TOUGH ORDER.
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YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT CAN'T STILL BE
A GREAT CHRISTMAS.
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AND WE CAN STILL
HAVE FUN.
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RIGHT. SO WHAT YOU NEED
TO UNDERSTAND IS
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SANTA WILL DEFINITELY
GET YOUR DAD HOME
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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REALLY?
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All:
REALLY?
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YEAH. I'M SANTA'S
RIGHT-HAND MAN NOW,
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AND TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE
ANYTHING HAPPEN.
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OH MY GOSH!
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THANK YOU, GINGERBREAD!
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THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
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♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪
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♪ DADDY'S COMING HOME ♪
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DEZ!
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU CAN'T PROMISE HER THAT.
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I SAID I'D MAKE HER
FEEL BETTER, AND I DID. WHOO!
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I'M SO EXCITED MY DAD'S
GONNA BE HERE FOR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS NIGHT!
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I'M GONNA MAKE HIM
AN ORNAMENT.
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(exhales)
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ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT SOMETHING MORE SPECIAL
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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SOMETHING MONEY CAN BUY?
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LIKE A YACHT?
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NO, I REALLY
JUST WANT MY DAD.
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THAT'S WHAT'LL MAKE IT
THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS!
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OH!
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
FOR OUR SONG.
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PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
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YEAH.
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PERFECT.
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HEY, AUSTIN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SEC?
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GUESS WHO JUST
SAVED CHRISTMAS?
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PACK YOUR BAGS,
WE'RE GOING TO ECUADOR.
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OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO CANADA.
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ECUADOR IS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
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(chuckles) I KNOW.
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I'M JUST SAYING
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CANADA.
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WE'RE GOING TO THE PHYSICIANS
WITHOUT FENCES BASE WHERE
LILY'S DAD VOLUNTEERS.
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IN ECUADOR, WHICH AS EVERYONE
KNOWS IS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
228
00:09:42,953 --> 00:09:43,983
RIGHT.
229
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,024
ANYWAY,
230
00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:48,115
I REALIZED THAT THERE ARE
A LOT OF DOCTORS THERE
231
00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:50,488
WHO ARE MISSING THEIR FAMILIES
AND NEED CHEERING UP.
232
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:55,400
SO I ARRANGED FOR US TO DO
A SPECIAL HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE
FOR ALL OF THEM.
233
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,395
SO WE'RE GONNA BE
IN SOUTH AMERICA FOR CHRISTMAS?
234
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,768
HOW DOES THAT HELP LILY?
235
00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,970
NO! NO! WE'LL BE HOME
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
236
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:04,172
I WORKED IT OUT SO THAT
AFTER WE PERFORM,
237
00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,344
WE GET TO BRING
LILY'S DAD HOME WITH US.
238
00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,978
DO YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD LIKE
PINK GLITTER ON HIS ORNAMENT
239
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,680
OR HOT PINK GLITTER?
240
00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:14,082
WHAT GROWN MAN DOESN'T LIKE
HOT PINK GLITTER?
241
00:10:14,084 --> 00:10:15,124
OH, GREAT.
242
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,445
BECAUSE I MADE YOU THIS.
243
00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:18,818
OH! (chuckles)
244
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,219
A HEADBAND.
245
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,790
A HOT PINK GLITTERY HEADBAND.
246
00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,023
THANK YOU.
247
00:10:25,155 --> 00:10:26,155
PUT IT ON.
248
00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:36,065
(whistle blows)
249
00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,866
TWINKLES, MORE BELLS!
250
00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:39,408
TINSEL, MORE CHEER!
251
00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:40,769
(sobs)
252
00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:41,941
ELF UP, TINSEL.
253
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,912
THERE'S NO CRYING
IN SANTA'S VILLAGE.
254
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,845
MARSHMALLOW, THOSE CANDY CANE
SOCKS NEED TO BE KNEE HIGH!
255
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,948
PULL THEM UP!
256
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,179
OR I'LL THROW YOU
IN THE BRIG!
257
00:10:51,181 --> 00:10:52,981
YOU MEAN
THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE?
258
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:54,994
JUST PULL THEM UP.
259
00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,027
WHERE'S JINGLETOES?
260
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:05,844
(whistle blows)
261
00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:07,336
ON YOUR FEET, SNOW MAGGOT!
262
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:12,468
SHEESH. EVER SINCE YOU
GOT PROMOTED, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE A DRILL SERGEANT.
263
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,502
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SLEEP.
264
00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:16,914
YEAH, BUT YOUR CONSTANT YELLING
KEEPS WAKING ME UP.
265
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:20,078
SANTA'S WORK
IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
266
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,210
WE HAVE T-MINUS 24 HOURS
UNTIL OPERATION CHRISTMAS.
267
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,413
NOW HUSTLE UP.
268
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,264
I NEED YOU TO SCRAPE THE GUM
OFF THE CANDY CANE FENCE
269
00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:27,256
AND CLEAN UP
THE REINDEER POOP.
270
00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:29,558
WE DON'T HAVE A REINDEER.
271
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,919
OH. WELL,
SOMETHING POOPED BACK THERE.
272
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:32,962
SO CLEAN IT UP!
273
00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:35,104
I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
274
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,096
OH!
275
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,567
I THINK I HEAR
SANTA CALLING YOU.
276
00:11:38,568 --> 00:11:39,998
(gasps) YOU BETTER HURRY.
277
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,800
IT MIGHT BE AN "ELF-MERGENCY."
278
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,532
GREAT GIGGLING GUMDROPS!
279
00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:44,533
I'M COMING SANTA.
280
00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,137
ALL RIGHT, ELVES.
281
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:49,978
GINGERBREAD HAS GONE TOO FAR.
282
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,410
AND I AM SICK OF IT!
283
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,381
YEAH! HE SAID HE'S GONNA
PUT ME ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST
284
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:57,254
JUST 'CAUSE I HANDED OUT
NON-REGULATION CANDY CANES.
285
00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:00,448
TIME FOR THIS GINGERBREAD
TO CRUMBLE.
286
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,160
OH, GOOD.
287
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,201
YOU MADE IT.
288
00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:13,702
IT WAS JUST A QUICK
FIVE HOUR FLIGHT.
289
00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:17,705
AND A FOUR HOUR RIDE
ON A CHICKEN TRUCK.
290
00:12:17,707 --> 00:12:19,767
(chuckles) THEN A HIKE
FOR THREE HOURS
291
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:20,970
-THROUGH THE JUNGLE.
-YEAH.
292
00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:23,611
AND THEN WE CANOED
DOWN A TEN MILE RIVER.
293
00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:26,153
WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS
YOU'RE HERE.
294
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,116
I'M DR. SALT,
THE CHARITY COORDINATOR.
295
00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:29,348
WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
296
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,749
HEY, IS THAT A CHICKEN BONE
IN YOUR HAIR?
297
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,181
PROBABLY.
298
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,359
HOW IS IT THAT
WE TOOK THE EXACT SAME TRIP
299
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,491
AND YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
AND I LOOK LIKE THIS?
300
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,504
YOU FELL INTO THAT SWAMP
AND I DIDN'T.
301
00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:47,536
-YEAH.
-PLUS...
302
00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:49,667
THAT HOWLER MONKEY
REALLY TOOK A LIKING TO YOU.
303
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,601
SO, ARE YOU READY TO START?
304
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,172
I KNOW I AM.
305
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,084
OH! OH!
306
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,975
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD OPEN
WITH "HEART BEAT."
307
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,008
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE WE'RE DOCTORS.
308
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,580
HUH? HUH!
309
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,287
WHAT'S UP,
PHYSICIANS WITHOUT FENCES?
310
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,390
YEAH!
311
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,091
(audience cheers)
312
00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,974
Both:
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT
BEAT, BEAT, BEATING LIKE ♪
313
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:19,227
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT
BEATING LIKE THAT ♪
314
00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:23,369
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE ♪
315
00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:28,276
♪ ON THE 13TH DAY
OF CHRISTMAS ♪
316
00:13:28,278 --> 00:13:29,978
NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S ONLY 12.
WE'RE DONE.
317
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,480
OH.
318
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,541
THANK YOU, ECUADOR!
319
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,054
WHICH IS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
320
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:38,216
(audience cheering)
321
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:42,290
THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
322
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:43,892
WE DON'T GET
MUCH MUSIC UP HERE.
323
00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:46,104
WELL, DOCTOR ROBERTS
DOES SOME KARAOKE,
324
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,896
BUT IT'S PRETTY BRUTAL.
(chuckles)
325
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,059
LINDA,
326
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,100
WAIT!
327
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:52,501
YOU'RE GREAT AT OTHER THINGS,
328
00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:54,002
LIKE APPENDECTOMIES!
329
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,636
ANYWAY,
330
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,737
YOUR CONCERT CHEERED US UP
AND MADE OUR CHRISTMAS
FEEL SPECIAL.
331
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,239
WELL, WE WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR HELPING OUT WITH
OUR STUDENT, LILY.
332
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,122
SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED
WHEN WE BRING HER DAD HOME
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
333
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,246
OH...
ABOUT THAT...
334
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,218
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
SAID THIS EARLIER.
335
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,920
LILY'S DAD ISN'T HERE.
336
00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:13,322
Both:
WHAT?
337
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,363
HE GOT AN EMERGENCY
PHONE CALL THIS MORNING.
338
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,255
HE HAD TO LEAVE
ON A SPECIAL MEDICAL MISSION.
339
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,257
WELL, WHEN IS HE COMING BACK?
340
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,289
I'M SORRY, I HAVE NO IDEA.
341
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,661
IT COULD BE DAYS,
IT COULD BE WEEKS.
342
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,132
COULD IT BE MINUTES?
343
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,274
NOPE, JUST DAYS OR WEEKS.
344
00:14:28,298 --> 00:14:33,238
SO WE CAME ALL THIS WAY
AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO HOME
EMPTY-HANDED?
345
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:35,113
WE GOT LILY'S HOPES UP
FOR NOTHING.
346
00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:37,776
LOOKS LIKE WE JUST RUINED
A LITTLE GIRL'S CHRISTMAS.
347
00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,349
HEY!
348
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,480
THE OUTGOING CANOE DOESN'T LEAVE
FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS.
349
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,662
YOU GUYS WANNA HANG OUT,
DO SOME KARAOKE?
350
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,357
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT,
HEART BEAT ♪
351
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,589
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT
BEATING LIKE THAT ♪
352
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,321
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT
HEART BEAT HEART BEAT ♪
353
00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:55,534
♪ WAY TO BEAT IT, BEAT IT,
BEAT IT... ♪
354
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,328
...49, 50!
355
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,030
DISGRACEFUL!
356
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:04,472
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO LOAD THAT SLEIGH
IN 30 SECONDS, TOPS.
357
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,284
AGAIN!
358
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,979
WHERE IN THE BLITZEN
HAVE YOU BEEN?
359
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:14,643
THE ELVES AND I
HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
360
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,324
AND WE'RE TAKING BACK CONTROL.
361
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,816
THIS IS A MERRY, MERRY MUTINY.
362
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,218
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, GINGERBREAD!
363
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,532
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE ALL
GOING ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST.
364
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,957
SANTA'S ELVES ARE ALWAYS NICE.
365
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,200
(gasps)
366
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,231
ATTACK!
367
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,102
OH, OH, OH!
368
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:35,144
DON'T DO THAT!
369
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,105
(screams)
370
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,867
I'VE BEEN HIT,
I'VE BEEN HIT!
371
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:41,108
(screaming)
372
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,183
WHAT THE HO, HO, HO
IS GOING ON?
373
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,446
JINGLETOES, MARSHMALLOW,
374
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,348
THIS IS VERY
UN-ELF-LIKE BEHAVIOR.
375
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:53,481
I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE TO
HAND IN YOUR BELLS.
376
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:54,523
AW!
377
00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:56,194
BUT I LOVE BEING AN ELF.
378
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,157
DON'T WORRY, KID.
379
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,329
THE FIRST TIME GETTING FIRED
IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST,
380
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,591
BUT IT'LL GET EASIER.
381
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,432
SANTA, WAIT!
382
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,435
IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.
383
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:07,466
IT'S MINE.
384
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,067
I JUST WANTED CHRISTMAS
TO BE PERFECT
385
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,999
AND I ENDED UP ACTING
LIKE A REAL SCROOGE.
386
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,142
I'M SORRY.
387
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,373
PLEASE DON'T PUT THEM
ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.
388
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,984
(chuckles)
389
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,605
WELL, WELL, WELL,
GINGERBREAD,
390
00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:21,348
WHAT CHRISTMAS
IS REALLY ALL ABOUT
391
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,581
IS THE--
392
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,712
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
393
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:24,913
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
394
00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,194
GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS
TO DELIVER.
395
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,186
FIGURE THIS OUT
YOURSELVES.
396
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,618
HO, HO, HO, HO!
397
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,261
SO DOES THIS MEAN
I'M STILL AN ELF?
398
00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:34,323
HEY,
399
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:35,934
NO ONE COULD REPLACE YOU,
MARSHMALLOW.
400
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:36,965
YES!
401
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:38,396
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
402
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,268
I GUESS I GOT
A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.
403
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,830
MAYBE IT'S
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT TALKING,
404
00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:44,332
BUT I FORGIVE YOU.
405
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:46,544
I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING
TO BE GOOD AT YOUR JOB.
406
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:48,436
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
407
00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:49,608
BUT I CAN RESPECT IT.
408
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,980
THANKS, JINGLETOES.
409
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:55,252
HEY, LOOK, YOU TWO
ARE UNDER THE MISTLETOE!
410
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,386
(both screaming)
411
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:17,435
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
412
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,507
THE SOONER YOU TELL LILY
HER DAD ISN'T COMING,
THE BETTER.
413
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,710
(sighs)
414
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,041
I KNOW.
415
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,582
COME ON, ALLY.
TIME TO BREAK
A LITTLE GIRL'S HEART.
416
00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:30,416
AND THEN GIVE HER THESE GIFTS
TO DULL THE PAIN.
417
00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:33,651
THAT'S WHAT MY PARENTS DID
WHEN MY HAMSTER DIED.
418
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,093
THEY GOT ME A BIKE.
419
00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:38,486
I CRY EVERY TIME I RIDE IT.
420
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,560
HEY, LILY!
421
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,361
CAN WE TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
422
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,363
SURE.
423
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:48,665
SOMETIMES WE WANT
SOMETHING SO BADLY,
424
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,738
AND IT FEELS LIKE
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THE WORLD,
425
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:54,371
BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT
THE BIG PICTURE--
426
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,454
YOUR DAD'S NOT COMING HOME.
427
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,045
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
428
00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,277
WHAT?
429
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,209
I AM SO SORRY!
WE REALLY TRIED.
430
00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:03,481
HO, HO, HO, HO!
HO, HO, HO, HO!
431
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,423
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY.
432
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:10,856
OH, I'M JUST MAKING
A QUICK STOP TO DROP OFF
A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT
433
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,420
FOR A VERY SPECIAL
LITTLE GIRL.
434
00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:15,874
DADDY!
435
00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:20,229
SANTA,
436
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,470
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
437
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:22,771
OH, WELL...
438
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:25,342
BRINGING SOMEONE HOME
FROM A FAR-OFF COUNTRY,
439
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,175
WELL, THAT IS A TALL ORDER
EVEN FOR SANTA.
440
00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:31,538
LUCKILY, I HAD THE HELP
OF MY HEAD ELF.
441
00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,512
-DEZ?
-(Santa chuckles)
442
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,324
IT'S TRUE!
443
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,516
BUT DR. SALT TOLD US
THAT LILY'S DAD WAS OFF
ON A SPECIAL MISSION.
444
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,189
YEAH, THIS WAS IT.
445
00:18:41,191 --> 00:18:44,051
A SPECIAL MISSION
TO HEAL A LITTLE GIRL'S
BROKEN HEART.
446
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,403
I SET IT ALL UP.
447
00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:48,396
UH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
448
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,529
WE LITERALLY FOUGHT OFF
WILD ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE.
449
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,162
I DID TELL YOU.
450
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,974
I SAID SANTA AND I
WERE GONNA BRING HOME
LILY'S DAD.
451
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,466
I JUST HAD TO MAKE
A COUPLE CALLS,
452
00:18:58,468 --> 00:18:59,838
CHARGE A PLANE TICKET
TO YOUR CREDIT CARD,
453
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,639
AND VOILA!
HERE HE IS!
454
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:04,742
THIS IS
THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
455
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,916
THANKS FOR HELPING
SANTA, GINGERBREAD.
456
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,080
CAN WE DO
OUR SONG NOW?
457
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,781
I'M NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER.
458
00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:16,785
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
459
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,160
THANK YOU FOR COMING
TO OUR SPECIAL HOLIDAY
FAMILY AND FRIENDS NIGHT.
460
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,003
NOW AUSTIN, ALLY, AND THE KIDS
WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE
461
00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:29,036
A SPECIAL SONG THEY WROTE
TO LILY AND HER DAD.
462
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,470
(band plays instruments)
463
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,549
♪ HOLIDAYS ARE MADE FOR ♪
464
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,811
♪ HAPPINESS AND CHEER ♪
465
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:49,223
♪ RINGING SLEIGH BELLS MEANS
A SPECIAL TIME IS NEAR ♪
466
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:53,519
♪ WHEN I SEE THE SNOW FALL
ALL AROUND THE TREE ♪
467
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:57,373
♪ THAT'S THE ONLY GIFT
I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS ♪
468
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,967
♪ WHEN I WROTE UP
MY WISH LIST ♪
469
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:02,169
♪ TO SANTA CLAUS THIS YEAR ♪
470
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,471
Austin and Ally:
♪ I TOLD HIM YOU'RE THE ONE
I'M MISSING ♪
471
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,084
♪ AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE ♪
472
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:10,705
♪ THIS IS A PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
473
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,780
♪ AND I HAVE ALL I NEED ♪
474
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,552
♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ♪
475
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:19,785
♪ TO HAVE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
476
00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:22,249
♪ EVERYONE'S SIDE BY SIDE ♪
477
00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:24,522
♪ LIVING THE DREAM OF MY ♪
478
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:28,104
♪ PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
479
00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:32,897
♪ OH, PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
480
00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:37,214
♪ LET'S UNWRAP THE PRESENTS ♪
481
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,336
♪ WATCH MOVIES ALL NIGHT LONG ♪
482
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,669
♪ YOU WEAR THAT UGLY SWEATER ♪
483
00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:44,611
♪ WE'LL SING CHRISTMAS SONGS ♪
484
00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:45,924
♪ WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN ♪
485
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,675
♪ STORIES ROUND THE FIREPLACE ♪
486
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:50,418
♪ COVER THE HOUSE WITH LIGHTS ♪
487
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,480
Both:
♪ CATCH EVERY LAST SNOWFLAKE ♪
488
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:58,994
All:
♪ THIS IS A PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
489
00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,428
♪ AND I HAVE ALL I NEED ♪
490
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,591
♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ♪
491
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:08,373
♪ TO HAVE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
492
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,598
♪ EVERYONE'S SIDE BY SIDE ♪
493
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,970
♪ LIVING THE DREAM OF MY ♪
494
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,642
♪ PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
495
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,521
-(music ends)
-(audience cheers)
496
00:21:42,171 --> 00:21:43,301
YOU OPEN YOURS FIRST.
497
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,432
NO, YOU OPEN YOURS FIRST.
498
00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:45,484
NO, YOU OPEN YOURS FIRST.
499
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:46,505
-NO, YOU OPEN--
-NO--
500
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,476
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF FRUITCAKE,
JUST OPEN THEM.
501
00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:50,509
OKAY.
502
00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:53,642
NO WAY!
503
00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,493
MY FAVORITE PHOTO OF US!
504
00:21:55,485 --> 00:21:58,015
WAIT, IT'S MY FAVORITE
PHOTO OF US.
505
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,588
I SWEAR, IF YOU GUYS
GET ANY CUTER,
506
00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,420
NEXT YEAR
WE'RE CANCELLING CHRISTMAS.
507
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:05,123
TRISH, YOU GO NEXT.
508
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,796
THE CHEETAH PRINT HANDBAG
I EMAILED YOU ALL ABOUT?
509
00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,129
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
510
00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:14,432
OH, THERE'S ONE MORE
FOR YOU, DEZ.
511
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,774
IT'S FROM SANTA.
512
00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:19,867
AW, SANTA MUST HAVE
CARVED THAT FOR YOU.
513
00:22:19,869 --> 00:22:21,809
WELL, HE BETTER GO BACK
TO CARVING SCHOOL.
514
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:22,841
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
515
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,752
UH, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TRAIN.
516
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:26,815
(scoffs)
517
00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:28,046
MINE ARE BETTER.
518
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,680
♪ PERFECT CHRISTMAS ♪
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