Original subtitles

(rock music playing)

♪ DIDN'T GO NOWHERE ♪

♪ NEVER LEFT, UH ♪

♪ YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE ♪

♪ I HEARD YOU TALKING LIKE I LOST MY SWAGGER ♪

♪ SAID I WAS OVER, YOU WERE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG ♪

♪ I'M ALWAYS IMPROVING ♪

♪ ALWAYS ON THE MOVE AND ♪

♪ WORKING ON MY FLOW ♪

♪ TO TAKE IT TO THE STUDIO ♪

♪ THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK ♪

♪ FOLLOWING MY OWN PATH ♪

♪ LAYING DOWN THE FAT TRACKS ♪

♪ STILL A MUSIC MANIAC ♪

-(cheering) -WHOO!

WHAT'S UP, ATLANTA?

WELCOME TO MY COMEBACK SHOW.

MY FIRST GIG IN THREE MONTHS.

I WANT TO THANK JIMMY STARR FOR CHANGING HIS MIND AND LETTING ME PERFORM AGAIN.

-LET'S GO. -♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪

♪ WHOA, WELL, I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪

♪ NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN ♪

♪ T-T-TURN IT UP LOUD ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT ♪

♪ IF I KEEP ON WORKING IT ♪

♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪

♪ WHOA-O-O-O-O ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET ♪

♪ WHOA-O-O-O-O ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪

♪ OVERLOAD THE INTERNET ♪

♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪

♪ CALL SOMEONE ♪

♪ I THINK THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ♪

-♪ HEY ♪ -♪ PULL THE PLUG ♪

♪ AUSTIN'S BLOWING UP MY P.C. ♪

♪ EVERY HOUR, DAY AND NIGHT ♪

♪ CAN'T GET THIS ROCKER OUT MY SITE ♪

♪ SITE, SITE, SITE ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T GET ME OUT OF YOUR SITE ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T GET ME OUT OF YOUR SITE ♪

♪ YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONE ♪

♪ GUESS THAT YOU WERE WRONG ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WROTE YOUR NEW FAVORITE SONG ♪

♪ WHOA ♪

♪ WELL, I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪

♪ NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN ♪

♪ T-T-TURN IT UP NOW ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT ♪

♪ IF I KEEP ON WORKING IT ♪

♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪

(cheering)

Crowd chanting: AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!

AUSTIN. AUSTIN. AUSTIN.

AUSTIN!

I BROUGHT YOU PANCAKES.

HUH?

IT WAS JUST A DREAM.

(sighs) I KNOW, RIGHT?

MY WHOLE TOUR HAS BEEN LIKE THIS ONE AMAZING DREAM.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

(theme music playing)

♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪

♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT MY BACK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪

♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP ♪

♪ WE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY" ♪

♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKING ♪

♪ OH ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪

♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE "WHOA" ♪

♪ YEAH AND I KNOW ♪

♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

SURPRISE!

YOU'RE NOT AUSTIN AND ALLY.

NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL ON TOUR WITH THAT BRITISH BOY BAND.

♪ BOYNADO ♪

I LEFT BOYNADO IN NEW YORK AND FLEW BACK HERE

TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY.

WELL, I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM L.A.

TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY.

I'VE BEEN HIDING HERE FOR THREE DAYS.

(shudders)

APPARENTLY, YOU ALSO HAVEN'T BRUSHED YOUR TEETH IN THREE DAYS.

NO. NO, I HAVE NOT.

LOOK, I WAS HERE FIRST, SO I GET TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY.

OKAY, YOU CAN SURPRISE THEM AFTER I SURPRISE THEM.

DEZ? TRISH?

YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL US YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE.

GUYS, PLEASE, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

SO WHEN AUSTIN AND ALLY COME IN, I'M GONNA--

(screaming)

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

WE COULDN'T MISS THE LAST NIGHT OF YOUR TOUR.

OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN.

IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

(groans)

-NOTHING FRESH ABOUT IT. -MM-MM.

OH, COME ON. WHOO!

THIS WAS SUCH AN AMAZING SUMMER,

-BUT I MISSED YOU SO-- -(phone ringing)

HANG ON, IT'S BOYNADO.

TRISH HERE.

UH-HUH.

WELL, TELL NIGEL TO GIVE DEVON HIS HAIRBRUSH BACK.

YOU WERE SAYING?

AND THEN, THE GORILLA RIPS OFF HIS MASK,

AND IT TURNS OUT

IT WAS THE KANGAROO COMMITTING ALL THOSE CRIMES.

OH, AND THE DIAMONDS WERE IN HIS POUCH.

-YEP. -WOW.

HUH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING GREAT AT FILM SCHOOL.

YEAH. IN FACT, NOW THAT WE'RE FINISHED WITH THE SUMMER SESSION,

THEY GAVE ME MONEY TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE IN MIAMI.

THAT'S AWESOME!

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU AND CARRIE?

OH, COULDN'T BE BETTER.

HER MODELING CAREER IS REALLY TAKING OFF.

CHECK IT OUT. SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF AQUA SMILE TOOTHPASTE.

NO WAY! CARRIE'S THE NEW

IS-THERE-SOMETHING- IN-MY-TEETH GIRL?

YEAH.

SO HOW'S IT GOING WITH WHAT'S-HER-FACE?

YOU MEAN ALLY?

OH, IT'S BEEN INCREDIBLE.

SHE'S THE BEST.

IT'S LIKE, EVERY DAY WE SPEND TOGETHER...

...IS LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER,

EXCEPT THAT THE DAY BEFORE

WAS JUST AS AMAZING,

AND I KNOW THAT THE NEXT DAY

IS GONNA BE JUST AS AMAZING TOO.

SO, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

THAT EVERY DAY IS TIED FOR THE BEST DAY EVER.

I'M SORRY, WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING?

NOPE.

ANYWAY, HOW'S AUSTIN BEEN DEALING

WITH THE WHOLE NOT-PERFORMING THING?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE'S GREAT. HE'S TOTALLY HAPPY

JUST HANGING OUT BEHIND THE SCENES.

I MEAN, I'M TOTALLY HAPPY FOR ALLY,

BUT IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME

JUST HANGING OUT BEHIND THE SCENES.

AUSTIN DOESN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PLAYING MUSIC ANYMORE.

ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT IS PLAYING MUSIC.

YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF SAD THAT TONIGHT'S THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR.

I GOTTA BE HONEST,

I'M KIND OF HAPPY THAT TONIGHT'S THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR.

-SO, I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS-- -(phone ringing)

HANG ON. BOYNADO IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

SO, I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS--

HANG ON, BOYNADO'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

I CAN'T GET THEIR SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

♪ CAUGHT IN MY FUNNEL OF LOVE ♪

Both: ♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

LOVE THAT SONG.

(people cheering)

Ally: THANK YOU, MIAMI!

THIS SHOW IS EXTRA SPECIAL TO ME,

BECAUSE THIS IS MY HOMETOWN.

(cheering)

AND BECAUSE...

MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ALL HERE.

(crying)

THIS SONG IS CALLED NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

(applause)

♪ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SPENDING ♪

♪ SUMMER IN ANOTHER CITY ♪

♪ I'VE SEEN THE LIGHTS ABOVE THE STREET ♪

♪ AT NIGHT, THEY LOOK SO PRETTY ♪

♪ I'VE FLOWN ABOVE THE CLOUDS ♪

♪ AND THOUGHT I'D NEVER COME BACK DOWN ♪

♪ BACK DOWN ♪

♪ NOW I FIND MYSELF ♪

♪ WHERE I STARTED ♪

♪ PICKED RIGHT UP LIKE WE NEVER PARTED ♪

♪ FEELS LIKE I'M IN BETWEEN ♪

♪ AM I WIDE AWAKE OR IN A DREAM? ♪

♪ A DREAM ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪

♪ HOME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪

♪ HOME, HEY ♪

♪ NO, NO ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO, NO, NO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪

♪ NO ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪

♪ HOME, HEY ♪

♪ NO, NO ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO, NO, NO ♪

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪

♪ HOME ♪

(cheering)

THANK YOU.

♪ ♪

REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO PLAY CONCERTS LIKE THIS?

UGH, MUST BE FRUSTRATING TO KNOW THAT JIMMY STARR

WILL NEVER LET YOU PERFORM AGAIN.

DEZ, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING?

NOT ONLY IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING VERY UPSETTING,

BUT YOUR BREATH IS MELTING MY FACE.

HEY, GUYS.

-ALLY! -GREAT SHOW.

YOU KILLED IT.

I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE WITH ME.

NOW THAT THE TOUR'S OVER,

IT'S GONNA BE NICE FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO NORMAL.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.

-REALLY? -SAY WHAT?

I'M CONFUSED.

I'M EXCITED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL

BECAUSE THE FOUR OF US GET TO SPEND

OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER.

HEY, I CAME UP WITH A COOL NICKNAME FOR US:

THE FEARSOME FOURSOME.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE.

IT'S NOT THAT.

WELL, IT IS THAT,

BUT ALSO, I'M NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.

-WHAT? -REALLY?

FINALLY KICKED YOU OUT?

I'M GETTING MY DIPLOMA ONLINE,

SO I CAN GO BACK ON THE ROAD WITH BOYNADO.

-OH. -CONGRATS.

-COOL. -(phone ringing)

(angrily) WHAT?

(clears throat) WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE ALL STILL GONNA BE TOGETHER,

THE FEARSOME THREESOME.

DUDE, YOU KNOW I'M GOING BACK TO L.A. FOR FILM SCHOOL.

WHAT?

BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE MAKING A FILM IN MIAMI.

YEAH, A SHORT FILM.

IT'S CALLED, ALLIE PERFORMS IN MIAMI.

I JUST FINISHED IT.

MY PLAN WAS ALWAYS JUST TO BE HERE FOR A FEW DAYS, THEN HEAD BACK.

OH.

DON'T BE SAD, BUD.

BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL MAKE ME SAD.

(low-pitched whine)

I'M BUMMED DEZ AND TRISH AREN'T GONNA BE WITH US,

BUT AT LEAST I GET TO SPEND MY SENIOR YEAR WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

THE FEARSOME TWOSOME.

I MEAN, UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU'RE JETTING OFF TO SWITZERLAND.

YOU'RE JETTING OFF TO SWITZERLAND?

RONNIE RAMONE CALLED ME BEFORE THE SHOW.

THE TOUR DID SO WELL THAT HE BOOKED ME A EUROPEAN TOUR.

IT... STARTS NEXT WEEK.

WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL? YOU LOVE SCHOOL.

(cell phone ringing)

THIS IS RONNIE NOW.

SORRY, AUSTIN.

RONNIE, HEY.

(sighs)

WELL...

I GUESS NOW IT'S JUST THE FEARSOME ONESOME.

(acoustic guitar playing)

HEY, INSTEAD OF BEING SAD ABOUT EVERYONE GOING THEIR SEPARATE WAYS,

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEXT TIME WE CAN GET TOGETHER.

I'M FREE PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY, EXCEPT, LIKE...

NO. I'M FREE ALWAYS.

HOW ABOUT THE FIRST WEEKEND OF OCTOBER?

YEP, WORKS FOR ME.

I'M IN BARCELONA.

HOW ABOUT THE SIXTH?

NO, WAIT, I CAN'T.

HOW ABOUT THE SEVENTH?

NO, WAIT, I CAN'T.

THE EIGHTH? NO, WAIT, I CAN'T.

THE NINTH?

-NO, WAIT, I CAN'T. -OKAY, FORGET OCTOBER.

HOW ABOUT THE FIRST WEEKEND OF NOVEMBER?

YEP, WORKS FOR ME.

I'M IN MILAN.

WELL, WHEN DO YOU GET BACK, ALLY?

UH... CHRISTMAS.

OH, I CAN DO CHRISTMAS.

OH, I CAN'T.

OH, WAIT, I CAN.

GREAT, SO CHRISTMAS IT IS.

All: YAY!

THAT'S KIND OF FAR AWAY.

-YOU'RE RIGHT. -(groans)

WELL, IT'LL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

ANYWAY, I GOT YOU GUYS A LITTLE SOMETHING.

MATCHING BACKPACKS.

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SCHOOL,

BUT WHY LET THEM GO TO WASTE?

THEY ALL SAY "FEARSOME FOURSOME"

AND HAVE OUR NAMES ON THEM.

OH, HOW COME MINE SAYS "TRISH"?

BECAUSE THAT ONE'S NOT YOURS.

OH.

OH, COOL. MINE SAYS "ALLY."

MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU A SEC?

HANG ON. .

THIS MATTRESS IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JUMP FACTOR OF 80,

AND I'M ONLY GETTING 63.

THAT'S... HORRIBLE?

(scoffs) YEAH.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

I GUESS I JUST HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND.

OH, HONEY.

COME HAVE A SEAT ON THIS RELAXAPEDIC MEMORY FOAM COMFORT SLEEPER,

AND TELL MOMMY ALL ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST...

I'M REALLY...

OOH, THIS IS REALLY COMFORTABLE.

-I KNOW, RIGHT? -YEAH.

ANYWAY...

I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SENIOR YEAR WITH MY BEST FRIENDS,

AND NOW I'M GONNA BE GOING TO SCHOOL ALL BY MYSELF.

(scoffs) SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S MATTRESS HAS LOST ITS SPRING.

I CAN'T EVEN MAKE MUSIC ANYMORE.

(sighs)

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

I FELT EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO.

I WAS LOST AND DIRECTIONLESS.

MY HAIR WAS LOSING ITS LUSTER.

UGH, IT WAS DRIED OUT,

AND BRITTLE, AND FRIZZY, AND I HAD SPLIT ENDS,

AND I WAS SUFFERING FROM DRY SCALP,

-AND I WAS LIKE-- -CAN YOU PLEASE GET TO THE POINT?

THE POINT IS, IS I NEEDED A CHANGE IN MY LIFE,

SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL.

YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL?

OH, IT WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.

I MADE GREAT FRIENDS THERE,

AND EVERY WEEKEND WE HAD MIXERS WITH THE KIDS FROM THE MATTRESS ACADEMY.

THAT'S WHERE I MET YOUR FATHER.

I DON'T KNOW.

OH, MILITARY SCHOOL CAN GIVE YOU THE CONFIDENCE, STRUCTURE,

AND DISCIPLINE YOUR LIFE'S MISSING.

-BUT DID IT FIX YOUR HAIR? -(scoffs)

YOU TELL ME.

(laughs) I SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK NOW.

THIS WEEK FLEW BY.

IT FEELS LIKE WE ALL JUST GOT HERE,

AND NOW WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE AGAIN.

I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU GUYS.

ONE OF YOU MUCH MORE THAN THE OTHER.

SORRY, ALLY.

ME AND TRISH JUST HAVE THIS SPECIAL THING.

(sobbing)

COME ON, DEZ.

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO FILM SCHOOL,

AND CARRIE'S THERE WAITING FOR YOU.

(crying)

SHE'S NOT WAITING FOR ME.

CARRIE BROKE UP WITH ME.

-WHAT? -SERIOUSLY?

A MONTH AGO.

I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL ANYBODY.

I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO L.A. I LIED, IT WASN'T FUN.

I WAS SAD AND LONELY THERE WITHOUT YOU GUYS.

AW, DEZ, I'M SO SORRY.

I REALLY THOUGHT YOU AND CARRIE WERE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.

OH, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?

-SORRY. -(crying)

SINCE WE'RE BEING HONEST...

MY SUMMER TOURING WITH BOYNADO

WASN'T AS GREAT AS I MADE IT SOUND EITHER.

ACTUALLY, YOU NEVER MADE IT SOUND GREAT.

YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME.

WELL, THOSE BOYS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!

(British accent) "RUPERT ATE MY CEREAL."

(high-pitched) "NIGEL STOLE MY TROUSERS."

(British accent) "STOP MOCKING ME, TRISH."

I MISS JUST MANAGING MY FRIENDS.

HONESTLY...

I'M NOT THAT EXCITED ABOUT GOING BACK ON TOUR.

I'M GONNA MISS AUSTIN,

AND I REALLY WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR SENIOR YEAR.

WAIT, WHY ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO DO

WHEN WE CAN STAY HERE AND ENJOY OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER?

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

SO WE'RE ALL STAYING IN MIAMI?

ON THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

-SENIOR YEAR! -LET'S GO MANATEES!

WE'RE STAYING IN MIAMI!

WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PLANNED WHAT WE WERE GONNA SAY BEFORE WE DID THAT.

WE HAVE TO TELL AUSTIN. HE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED.

OH, HEY, MRS. MOON.

HEY, GUYS.

AUSTIN WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU THESE LETTERS.

HE SAID NOT TO READ THEM UNTIL AFTER I LEAVE.

AUSTIN'S GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL?

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO SAY GOODBYE IN PERSON?

HE ALREADY LEFT?

"DEAR DEZ"?

I CAN'T BELIEVE AUSTIN LEFT FOR MILITARY SCHOOL

WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE.

WE HAVE TO GET DOWN THERE AND STOP HIM

BEFORE HE'S OFFICIALLY ENROLLED.

LET'S GO.

(groaning)

DEZ, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BREATH.

IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A DEAD SKUNK IN YOUR MOUTH,

AND THAT SKUNK HAS ANOTHER DEAD SKUNK INSIDE OF HIS.

I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH SINCE CARRIE DUMPED ME.

NOW THAT SHE'S DOING ADS FOR AQUA SMILE,

IT'S TOO PAINFUL TO EVEN LOOK AT TOOTHPASTE.

(military-style march playing)

OKAY, ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE,

REGISTRATION IS IN A HALF HOUR.

AFTER AUSTIN SIGNS HIS PAPERWORK,

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

WE GOTTA GET IN THERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

OH NO.

THIS SAYS AUSTIN'S AT THE SCHOOL BARBER RIGHT NOW GETTING HIS HEAD SHAVED.

HIS HAIR IS ALL HE HAS LEFT!

REALLY, DEZ?

AUSTIN'S ABOUT TO ENROLL IN MILITARY SCHOOL,

AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING AS SILLY AS HIS HAIR?

THOSE GOLDEN LOCKS?

THE WAY IT FLOWS IN THE SUMMER BREEZE.

HOW IT PERFECTLY CASCADES BEHIND HIS--

WE'VE GOTTA GET IN THERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

DEZ, WE'LL DISTRACT THE GUARD SO YOU CAN SNEAK IN.

OKAY, THANK YOU.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YES.

HELLO.

YES.

YOU CAN HELP US.

RIGHT, TRISH? YES.

(giggles) OH, YEAH.

UH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR...

-GRANDMA. -BIRD.

OUR BIRD'S GRANDMA.

OR OUR GRANDMA'S BIRD.

WHICH WOULD MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE.

OH, LOOK. IT'S A BIRD OVER THERE.

Ally: AND THAT'S WHEN SHE FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW.

THE BIRD, NOT OUR GRANDMA.

GRANDMA'S DON'T FLY.

-DOOF. -EXCUSE ME?

UH, DOOF IS OUR GRANDMA'S NAME.

YEP, OLD NANA DOOF.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NAME, RIGHT?

Both: ♪ AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER ♪

♪ B.F.F.s ♪

THAT FIVE-MINUTE SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE WAS SWEET AND ALL,

BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR GRANDMA'S BIRD?

Both: UH...

(Dez screaming, thud)

-WHAT WAS THAT? -I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

-Dez: OW! -I DIDN'T HEAR THAT EITHER.

MM-MM.

GUYS, I GOT US IN. COME ON, LET'S GO.

YOU, COME HERE.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

UH... I'M THEIR GRANDMA'S BIRD.

(cawing)

CA-- CAW?

WE WEREN'T REALLY LOOKING FOR OLD NANA DOOF'S BIRD.

(sighs) IT'S TRUE.

I'M NOT A BIRD.

WE WERE JUST TRYING TO SNEAK IN TO SEE OUR FRIEND AUSTIN MOON.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

GO ON IN.

-REALLY? -SERIOUSLY?

SURE, STUDENTS HAVE VISITORS ALL THE TIME.

YOU JUST HAVE TO SIGN IN,

AND I WILL GIVE YOU AN I.D. BADGE.

SWEET.

AND A BREATH MINT.

(dramatic music playing)

(buzzing)

(slow-motion) NOT THE HAIR!

(echoing thud)

NO-OO!

(crying)

AUSTIN, I CAN'T FIX IT!

-Ally: HUH? -Trish: WHAT?

AUSTIN?

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUR FACE?

GUYS?

-AUSTIN! -IT'S YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU CAN'T GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL.

WE CAME HERE TO STOP YOU.

WHAT? WHY?

WE ALL DECIDED TO STAY IN MIAMI,

SO WE CAN ENJOY OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

-YES! -ALL RIGHT!

THE FEARSOME FOURSOME IS BACK!

-YEAH, NOT SO MUCH. -IT'S GETTING REALLY OLD.

WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.

♪ ♪

Both: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE I'M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL ♪

♪ DARK CLOUDS ARE CRUSHING MY SOUL ♪

♪ MY HEART IS READY TO BLOW ♪

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

MAN, I LOVE THAT SONG.

I'M REALLY GLAD EVERYONE DECIDED TO STAY.

THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE BEST, MAN.

YOU SAID IT. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

NOTHING COULD BRING ME DOWN.

HEY, IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?

(sobbing) CARRIE!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

-WE'RE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. -WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

(motors whirring)

IS THAT AQUA SMILE?

NO-OO!