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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,295 (rock music playing) 2 00:00:11,392 --> 00:00:13,092 ♪ DIDN'T GO NOWHERE ♪ 3 00:00:13,094 --> 00:00:14,564 ♪ NEVER LEFT, UH ♪ 4 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:18,095 ♪ YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE ♪ 5 00:00:18,099 --> 00:00:21,439 ♪ I HEARD YOU TALKING LIKE I LOST MY SWAGGER ♪ 6 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:24,612 ♪ SAID I WAS OVER, YOU WERE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG ♪ 7 00:00:24,605 --> 00:00:26,355 ♪ I'M ALWAYS IMPROVING ♪ 8 00:00:26,357 --> 00:00:28,277 ♪ ALWAYS ON THE MOVE AND ♪ 9 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,029 ♪ WORKING ON MY FLOW ♪ 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,650 ♪ TO TAKE IT TO THE STUDIO ♪ 11 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:33,322 ♪ THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK ♪ 12 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,214 ♪ FOLLOWING MY OWN PATH ♪ 13 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,826 ♪ LAYING DOWN THE FAT TRACKS ♪ 14 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:38,617 ♪ STILL A MUSIC MANIAC ♪ 15 00:00:38,619 --> 00:00:41,419 -(cheering) -WHOO! 16 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:43,332 WHAT'S UP, ATLANTA? 17 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,304 WELCOME TO MY COMEBACK SHOW. 18 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:46,756 MY FIRST GIG IN THREE MONTHS. 19 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:49,797 I WANT TO THANK JIMMY STARR FOR CHANGING HIS MIND AND LETTING ME PERFORM AGAIN. 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,510 -LET'S GO. -♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪ 21 00:00:52,513 --> 00:00:56,023 ♪ WHOA, WELL, I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪ 22 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,596 ♪ NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN ♪ 23 00:00:57,598 --> 00:00:59,728 ♪ T-T-TURN IT UP LOUD ♪ 24 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:00,850 ♪ YEAH ♪ 25 00:01:00,851 --> 00:01:02,891 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT ♪ 26 00:01:02,893 --> 00:01:04,903 ♪ IF I KEEP ON WORKING IT ♪ 27 00:01:04,895 --> 00:01:06,395 ♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪ 28 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,397 ♪ WHOA-O-O-O-O ♪ 29 00:01:08,399 --> 00:01:09,989 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET ♪ 30 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:12,070 ♪ WHOA-O-O-O-O ♪ 31 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,492 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET ♪ 32 00:01:13,494 --> 00:01:14,754 ♪ YEAH ♪ 33 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:16,655 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪ 34 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:18,537 ♪ OVERLOAD THE INTERNET ♪ 35 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,409 ♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪ 36 00:01:20,411 --> 00:01:21,701 ♪ CALL SOMEONE ♪ 37 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,702 ♪ I THINK THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ♪ 38 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:25,214 -♪ HEY ♪ -♪ PULL THE PLUG ♪ 39 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,296 ♪ AUSTIN'S BLOWING UP MY P.C. ♪ 40 00:01:27,298 --> 00:01:29,088 ♪ EVERY HOUR, DAY AND NIGHT ♪ 41 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,759 ♪ CAN'T GET THIS ROCKER OUT MY SITE ♪ 42 00:01:30,761 --> 00:01:32,341 ♪ SITE, SITE, SITE ♪ 43 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,433 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET ME OUT OF YOUR SITE ♪ 44 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:37,886 ♪ YOU CAN'T GET ME OUT OF YOUR SITE ♪ 45 00:01:37,888 --> 00:01:39,478 ♪ YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONE ♪ 46 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,350 ♪ GUESS THAT YOU WERE WRONG ♪ 47 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:44,572 ♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WROTE YOUR NEW FAVORITE SONG ♪ 48 00:01:44,565 --> 00:01:46,025 ♪ WHOA ♪ 49 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:48,396 ♪ WELL, I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT ♪ 50 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,939 ♪ NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN ♪ 51 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,610 ♪ T-T-TURN IT UP NOW ♪ 52 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,862 ♪ YEAH ♪ 53 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,043 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT ♪ 54 00:01:55,035 --> 00:01:56,655 ♪ IF I KEEP ON WORKING IT ♪ 55 00:01:56,657 --> 00:01:58,657 ♪ A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET ♪ 56 00:01:58,659 --> 00:02:00,789 (cheering) 57 00:02:05,546 --> 00:02:08,046 Crowd chanting: AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! 58 00:02:08,048 --> 00:02:11,668 AUSTIN. AUSTIN. AUSTIN. 59 00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:12,802 AUSTIN! 60 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,965 I BROUGHT YOU PANCAKES. 61 00:02:15,966 --> 00:02:17,096 HUH? 62 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:18,467 IT WAS JUST A DREAM. 63 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:20,759 (sighs) I KNOW, RIGHT? 64 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:23,681 MY WHOLE TOUR HAS BEEN LIKE THIS ONE AMAZING DREAM. 65 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:28,396 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 66 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:33,111 (theme music playing) 67 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:36,365 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 68 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,867 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 69 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:39,328 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT MY BACK ♪ 70 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:40,740 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 71 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:42,411 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 72 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,043 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 73 00:02:44,044 --> 00:02:47,174 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 74 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,457 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP ♪ 75 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,169 ♪ WE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 76 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,710 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY" ♪ 77 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:54,092 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKING ♪ 78 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:55,184 ♪ OH ♪ 79 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,135 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 80 00:02:58,138 --> 00:02:59,758 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 81 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,260 ♪ BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 82 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:04,272 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 83 00:03:04,265 --> 00:03:06,105 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE "WHOA" ♪ 84 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:07,646 ♪ YEAH AND I KNOW ♪ 85 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:10,398 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 86 00:03:10,401 --> 00:03:13,611 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 87 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:16,584 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 88 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:18,317 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 89 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:20,239 ♪ BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 90 00:03:26,627 --> 00:03:29,457 SURPRISE! 91 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,330 YOU'RE NOT AUSTIN AND ALLY. 92 00:03:31,332 --> 00:03:33,252 NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 93 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:36,425 I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL ON TOUR WITH THAT BRITISH BOY BAND. 94 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:38,467 ♪ BOYNADO ♪ 95 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,339 I LEFT BOYNADO IN NEW YORK AND FLEW BACK HERE 96 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:41,931 TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY. 97 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:43,722 WELL, I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM L.A. 98 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,984 TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY. 99 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,765 I'VE BEEN HIDING HERE FOR THREE DAYS. 100 00:03:47,768 --> 00:03:49,108 (shudders) 101 00:03:49,109 --> 00:03:52,269 APPARENTLY, YOU ALSO HAVEN'T BRUSHED YOUR TEETH IN THREE DAYS. 102 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,983 NO. NO, I HAVE NOT. 103 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:57,615 LOOK, I WAS HERE FIRST, SO I GET TO SURPRISE AUSTIN AND ALLY. 104 00:03:57,618 --> 00:04:00,198 OKAY, YOU CAN SURPRISE THEM AFTER I SURPRISE THEM. 105 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,530 DEZ? TRISH? 106 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,242 YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL US YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 107 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,293 GUYS, PLEASE, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 108 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,126 SO WHEN AUSTIN AND ALLY COME IN, I'M GONNA-- 109 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:10,829 (screaming) 110 00:04:12,713 --> 00:04:14,133 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 111 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:15,804 WE COULDN'T MISS THE LAST NIGHT OF YOUR TOUR. 112 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,546 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN. 113 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,428 IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. 114 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:20,470 (groans) 115 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,381 -NOTHING FRESH ABOUT IT. -MM-MM. 116 00:04:22,383 --> 00:04:24,353 OH, COME ON. WHOO! 117 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:30,519 THIS WAS SUCH AN AMAZING SUMMER, 118 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,941 -BUT I MISSED YOU SO-- -(phone ringing) 119 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:34,152 HANG ON, IT'S BOYNADO. 120 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,204 TRISH HERE. 121 00:04:35,195 --> 00:04:37,315 UH-HUH. 122 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,698 WELL, TELL NIGEL TO GIVE DEVON HIS HAIRBRUSH BACK. 123 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,112 YOU WERE SAYING? 124 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:46,214 AND THEN, THE GORILLA RIPS OFF HIS MASK, 125 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:47,456 AND IT TURNS OUT 126 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,538 IT WAS THE KANGAROO COMMITTING ALL THOSE CRIMES. 127 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,540 OH, AND THE DIAMONDS WERE IN HIS POUCH. 128 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,372 -YEP. -WOW. 129 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:55,384 HUH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING GREAT AT FILM SCHOOL. 130 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:58,006 YEAH. IN FACT, NOW THAT WE'RE FINISHED WITH THE SUMMER SESSION, 131 00:04:58,008 --> 00:05:00,128 THEY GAVE ME MONEY TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE IN MIAMI. 132 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:02,130 THAT'S AWESOME! 133 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:03,472 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU AND CARRIE? 134 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,104 OH, COULDN'T BE BETTER. 135 00:05:05,095 --> 00:05:07,265 HER MODELING CAREER IS REALLY TAKING OFF. 136 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:10,307 CHECK IT OUT. SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF AQUA SMILE TOOTHPASTE. 137 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,432 NO WAY! CARRIE'S THE NEW 138 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:14,864 IS-THERE-SOMETHING- IN-MY-TEETH GIRL? 139 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:16,235 YEAH. 140 00:05:16,236 --> 00:05:18,146 SO HOW'S IT GOING WITH WHAT'S-HER-FACE? 141 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,699 YOU MEAN ALLY? 142 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,442 OH, IT'S BEEN INCREDIBLE. 143 00:05:23,444 --> 00:05:24,834 SHE'S THE BEST. 144 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,655 IT'S LIKE, EVERY DAY WE SPEND TOGETHER... 145 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:29,537 ...IS LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER, 146 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,210 EXCEPT THAT THE DAY BEFORE 147 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:32,501 WAS JUST AS AMAZING, 148 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:33,913 AND I KNOW THAT THE NEXT DAY 149 00:05:33,914 --> 00:05:36,554 IS GONNA BE JUST AS AMAZING TOO. 150 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:38,167 SO, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 151 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:41,218 THAT EVERY DAY IS TIED FOR THE BEST DAY EVER. 152 00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:42,631 I'M SORRY, WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING? 153 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:45,644 NOPE. 154 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,766 ANYWAY, HOW'S AUSTIN BEEN DEALING 155 00:05:47,768 --> 00:05:49,308 WITH THE WHOLE NOT-PERFORMING THING? 156 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,270 YOU KNOW WHAT? 157 00:05:52,272 --> 00:05:54,352 HE'S GREAT. HE'S TOTALLY HAPPY 158 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,984 JUST HANGING OUT BEHIND THE SCENES. 159 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:57,896 I MEAN, I'M TOTALLY HAPPY FOR ALLY, 160 00:05:57,898 --> 00:05:59,438 BUT IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME 161 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,030 JUST HANGING OUT BEHIND THE SCENES. 162 00:06:02,533 --> 00:06:05,333 AUSTIN DOESN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PLAYING MUSIC ANYMORE. 163 00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:07,615 ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT IS PLAYING MUSIC. 164 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:12,329 YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF SAD THAT TONIGHT'S THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR. 165 00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:13,452 I GOTTA BE HONEST, 166 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:15,594 I'M KIND OF HAPPY THAT TONIGHT'S THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR. 167 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:18,667 -SO, I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS-- -(phone ringing) 168 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,209 HANG ON. BOYNADO IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 169 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,433 SO, I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS-- 170 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,305 HANG ON, BOYNADO'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 171 00:06:26,306 --> 00:06:28,216 I CAN'T GET THEIR SONG OUT OF MY HEAD. 172 00:06:28,218 --> 00:06:30,468 ♪ CAUGHT IN MY FUNNEL OF LOVE ♪ 173 00:06:30,471 --> 00:06:33,011 Both: ♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪ 174 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:35,404 LOVE THAT SONG. 175 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:41,109 (people cheering) 176 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:42,441 Ally: THANK YOU, MIAMI! 177 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,414 THIS SHOW IS EXTRA SPECIAL TO ME, 178 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,945 BECAUSE THIS IS MY HOMETOWN. 179 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:48,197 (cheering) 180 00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:49,408 AND BECAUSE... 181 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,789 MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ALL HERE. 182 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:54,332 (crying) 183 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:57,996 THIS SONG IS CALLED NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 184 00:06:57,998 --> 00:07:00,128 (applause) 185 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,224 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SPENDING ♪ 186 00:07:05,215 --> 00:07:07,255 ♪ SUMMER IN ANOTHER CITY ♪ 187 00:07:07,257 --> 00:07:10,007 ♪ I'VE SEEN THE LIGHTS ABOVE THE STREET ♪ 188 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,600 ♪ AT NIGHT, THEY LOOK SO PRETTY ♪ 189 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:13,512 ♪ I'VE FLOWN ABOVE THE CLOUDS ♪ 190 00:07:13,514 --> 00:07:17,364 ♪ AND THOUGHT I'D NEVER COME BACK DOWN ♪ 191 00:07:17,357 --> 00:07:19,977 ♪ BACK DOWN ♪ 192 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:22,560 ♪ NOW I FIND MYSELF ♪ 193 00:07:22,563 --> 00:07:24,363 ♪ WHERE I STARTED ♪ 194 00:07:24,364 --> 00:07:28,374 ♪ PICKED RIGHT UP LIKE WE NEVER PARTED ♪ 195 00:07:28,368 --> 00:07:30,238 ♪ FEELS LIKE I'M IN BETWEEN ♪ 196 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,280 ♪ AM I WIDE AWAKE OR IN A DREAM? ♪ 197 00:07:34,284 --> 00:07:37,294 ♪ A DREAM ♪ 198 00:07:37,287 --> 00:07:39,877 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪ 199 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,380 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪ 200 00:07:41,381 --> 00:07:44,081 ♪ HOME ♪ 201 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,224 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪ 202 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:49,425 ♪ HOME, HEY ♪ 203 00:07:49,429 --> 00:07:51,049 ♪ NO, NO ♪ 204 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:53,471 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪ 205 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,563 ♪ THERE'S NO, NO, NO ♪ 206 00:07:56,557 --> 00:08:01,727 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪ 207 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:06,372 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪ 208 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:09,986 ♪ NO ♪ 209 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,661 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪ 210 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:17,674 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME ♪ 211 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:19,288 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪ 212 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:23,209 ♪ HOME, HEY ♪ 213 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,723 ♪ NO, NO ♪ 214 00:08:24,715 --> 00:08:27,335 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE I GO ♪ 215 00:08:27,337 --> 00:08:30,387 ♪ THERE'S NO, NO, NO ♪ 216 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:32,550 ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ♪ 217 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,263 ♪ HOME ♪ 218 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,444 (cheering) 219 00:08:38,348 --> 00:08:39,518 THANK YOU. 220 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,899 ♪ ♪ 221 00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:44,742 REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO PLAY CONCERTS LIKE THIS? 222 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:47,275 UGH, MUST BE FRUSTRATING TO KNOW THAT JIMMY STARR 223 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,147 WILL NEVER LET YOU PERFORM AGAIN. 224 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:51,819 DEZ, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING? 225 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,822 NOT ONLY IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING VERY UPSETTING, 226 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,044 BUT YOUR BREATH IS MELTING MY FACE. 227 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:58,367 HEY, GUYS. 228 00:08:58,368 --> 00:08:59,788 -ALLY! -GREAT SHOW. 229 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,210 YOU KILLED IT. 230 00:09:01,211 --> 00:09:03,291 I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE WITH ME. 231 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,673 NOW THAT THE TOUR'S OVER, 232 00:09:04,665 --> 00:09:06,425 IT'S GONNA BE NICE FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. 233 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:08,336 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 234 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:09,588 -REALLY? -SAY WHAT? 235 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,340 I'M CONFUSED. 236 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:12,931 I'M EXCITED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL 237 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:14,433 BECAUSE THE FOUR OF US GET TO SPEND 238 00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:15,394 OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER. 239 00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,675 HEY, I CAME UP WITH A COOL NICKNAME FOR US: 240 00:09:17,678 --> 00:09:19,388 THE FEARSOME FOURSOME. 241 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,453 IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 242 00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:27,275 IT'S NOT THAT. 243 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:28,607 WELL, IT IS THAT, 244 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,069 BUT ALSO, I'M NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 245 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,281 -WHAT? -REALLY? 246 00:09:32,282 --> 00:09:33,822 FINALLY KICKED YOU OUT? 247 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,464 I'M GETTING MY DIPLOMA ONLINE, 248 00:09:35,455 --> 00:09:37,245 SO I CAN GO BACK ON THE ROAD WITH BOYNADO. 249 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,457 -OH. -CONGRATS. 250 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,368 -COOL. -(phone ringing) 251 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,580 (angrily) WHAT? 252 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:46,303 (clears throat) WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE ALL STILL GONNA BE TOGETHER, 253 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,376 THE FEARSOME THREESOME. 254 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:51,920 DUDE, YOU KNOW I'M GOING BACK TO L.A. FOR FILM SCHOOL. 255 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:53,092 WHAT? 256 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,603 BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE MAKING A FILM IN MIAMI. 257 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,175 YEAH, A SHORT FILM. 258 00:09:57,177 --> 00:09:58,677 IT'S CALLED, ALLIE PERFORMS IN MIAMI. 259 00:09:58,679 --> 00:09:59,929 I JUST FINISHED IT. 260 00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:04,141 MY PLAN WAS ALWAYS JUST TO BE HERE FOR A FEW DAYS, THEN HEAD BACK. 261 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:05,404 OH. 262 00:10:05,395 --> 00:10:06,775 DON'T BE SAD, BUD. 263 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,317 BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL MAKE ME SAD. 264 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:12,230 (low-pitched whine) 265 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:18,236 I'M BUMMED DEZ AND TRISH AREN'T GONNA BE WITH US, 266 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:21,908 BUT AT LEAST I GET TO SPEND MY SENIOR YEAR WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 267 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,002 THE FEARSOME TWOSOME. 268 00:10:24,004 --> 00:10:27,174 I MEAN, UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU'RE JETTING OFF TO SWITZERLAND. 269 00:10:29,089 --> 00:10:30,339 YOU'RE JETTING OFF TO SWITZERLAND? 270 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:34,341 RONNIE RAMONE CALLED ME BEFORE THE SHOW. 271 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:38,104 THE TOUR DID SO WELL THAT HE BOOKED ME A EUROPEAN TOUR. 272 00:10:38,098 --> 00:10:40,218 IT... STARTS NEXT WEEK. 273 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:43,020 WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL? YOU LOVE SCHOOL. 274 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:44,313 (cell phone ringing) 275 00:10:44,314 --> 00:10:45,774 THIS IS RONNIE NOW. 276 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,317 SORRY, AUSTIN. 277 00:10:53,073 --> 00:10:54,783 RONNIE, HEY. 278 00:10:57,738 --> 00:10:58,738 (sighs) 279 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,330 WELL... 280 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:04,331 I GUESS NOW IT'S JUST THE FEARSOME ONESOME. 281 00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:13,632 (acoustic guitar playing) 282 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:20,847 HEY, INSTEAD OF BEING SAD ABOUT EVERYONE GOING THEIR SEPARATE WAYS, 283 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:23,221 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEXT TIME WE CAN GET TOGETHER. 284 00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:25,983 I'M FREE PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY, EXCEPT, LIKE... 285 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,856 NO. I'M FREE ALWAYS. 286 00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:31,269 HOW ABOUT THE FIRST WEEKEND OF OCTOBER? 287 00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:33,111 YEP, WORKS FOR ME. 288 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:34,523 I'M IN BARCELONA. 289 00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:35,584 HOW ABOUT THE SIXTH? 290 00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:36,775 NO, WAIT, I CAN'T. 291 00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:37,907 HOW ABOUT THE SEVENTH? 292 00:11:37,908 --> 00:11:39,118 NO, WAIT, I CAN'T. 293 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:40,989 THE EIGHTH? NO, WAIT, I CAN'T. 294 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,201 THE NINTH? 295 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,412 -NO, WAIT, I CAN'T. -OKAY, FORGET OCTOBER. 296 00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,094 HOW ABOUT THE FIRST WEEKEND OF NOVEMBER? 297 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:47,126 YEP, WORKS FOR ME. 298 00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:48,247 I'M IN MILAN. 299 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:50,208 WELL, WHEN DO YOU GET BACK, ALLY? 300 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,210 UH... CHRISTMAS. 301 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,882 OH, I CAN DO CHRISTMAS. 302 00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:55,264 OH, I CAN'T. 303 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:56,255 OH, WAIT, I CAN. 304 00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:58,256 GREAT, SO CHRISTMAS IT IS. 305 00:11:58,258 --> 00:11:59,508 All: YAY! 306 00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:00,839 THAT'S KIND OF FAR AWAY. 307 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,341 -YOU'RE RIGHT. -(groans) 308 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:05,272 WELL, IT'LL BE HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 309 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,105 ANYWAY, I GOT YOU GUYS A LITTLE SOMETHING. 310 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,438 MATCHING BACKPACKS. 311 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,190 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SCHOOL, 312 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,312 BUT WHY LET THEM GO TO WASTE? 313 00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:15,744 THEY ALL SAY "FEARSOME FOURSOME" 314 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,905 AND HAVE OUR NAMES ON THEM. 315 00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:21,909 OH, HOW COME MINE SAYS "TRISH"? 316 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,133 BECAUSE THAT ONE'S NOT YOURS. 317 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,285 OH. 318 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:28,126 OH, COOL. MINE SAYS "ALLY." 319 00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:38,927 MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU A SEC? 320 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:39,929 HANG ON. . 321 00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,762 THIS MATTRESS IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JUMP FACTOR OF 80, 322 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,524 AND I'M ONLY GETTING 63. 323 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:49,848 THAT'S... HORRIBLE? 324 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:50,980 (scoffs) YEAH. 325 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:54,563 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 326 00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:55,744 YEAH, I'M FINE. 327 00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,396 I GUESS I JUST HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND. 328 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,108 OH, HONEY. 329 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:03,740 COME HAVE A SEAT ON THIS RELAXAPEDIC MEMORY FOAM COMFORT SLEEPER, 330 00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:05,543 AND TELL MOMMY ALL ABOUT IT. 331 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:08,667 IT'S JUST... 332 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,668 I'M REALLY... 333 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:12,410 OOH, THIS IS REALLY COMFORTABLE. 334 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:14,002 -I KNOW, RIGHT? -YEAH. 335 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:17,045 ANYWAY... 336 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,797 I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SENIOR YEAR WITH MY BEST FRIENDS, 337 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,050 AND NOW I'M GONNA BE GOING TO SCHOOL ALL BY MYSELF. 338 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,273 (scoffs) SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S MATTRESS HAS LOST ITS SPRING. 339 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,308 I CAN'T EVEN MAKE MUSIC ANYMORE. 340 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,559 (sighs) 341 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,140 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 342 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,192 I FELT EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO. 343 00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:36,244 I WAS LOST AND DIRECTIONLESS. 344 00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:38,106 MY HAIR WAS LOSING ITS LUSTER. 345 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,068 UGH, IT WAS DRIED OUT, 346 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,440 AND BRITTLE, AND FRIZZY, AND I HAD SPLIT ENDS, 347 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:44,402 AND I WAS SUFFERING FROM DRY SCALP, 348 00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:46,004 -AND I WAS LIKE-- -CAN YOU PLEASE GET TO THE POINT? 349 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:50,207 THE POINT IS, IS I NEEDED A CHANGE IN MY LIFE, 350 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,710 SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 351 00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:54,372 YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL? 352 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,344 OH, IT WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. 353 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,836 I MADE GREAT FRIENDS THERE, 354 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,257 AND EVERY WEEKEND WE HAD MIXERS WITH THE KIDS FROM THE MATTRESS ACADEMY. 355 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:02,921 THAT'S WHERE I MET YOUR FATHER. 356 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:06,225 I DON'T KNOW. 357 00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:09,596 OH, MILITARY SCHOOL CAN GIVE YOU THE CONFIDENCE, STRUCTURE, 358 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,099 AND DISCIPLINE YOUR LIFE'S MISSING. 359 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,022 -BUT DID IT FIX YOUR HAIR? -(scoffs) 360 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:15,284 YOU TELL ME. 361 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:19,026 (laughs) I SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK NOW. 362 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,294 THIS WEEK FLEW BY. 363 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:27,325 IT FEELS LIKE WE ALL JUST GOT HERE, 364 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,947 AND NOW WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE AGAIN. 365 00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:31,829 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU GUYS. 366 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,491 ONE OF YOU MUCH MORE THAN THE OTHER. 367 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,884 SORRY, ALLY. 368 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,755 ME AND TRISH JUST HAVE THIS SPECIAL THING. 369 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,839 (sobbing) 370 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,604 COME ON, DEZ. 371 00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,215 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO FILM SCHOOL, 372 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,097 AND CARRIE'S THERE WAITING FOR YOU. 373 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,059 (crying) 374 00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:54,853 SHE'S NOT WAITING FOR ME. 375 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,225 CARRIE BROKE UP WITH ME. 376 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,477 -WHAT? -SERIOUSLY? 377 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,148 A MONTH AGO. 378 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,650 I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL ANYBODY. 379 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,731 I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO L.A. I LIED, IT WASN'T FUN. 380 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,664 I WAS SAD AND LONELY THERE WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 381 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,616 AW, DEZ, I'M SO SORRY. 382 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,329 I REALLY THOUGHT YOU AND CARRIE WERE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 383 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,742 OH, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT? 384 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,496 -SORRY. -(crying) 385 00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:20,999 SINCE WE'RE BEING HONEST... 386 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,381 MY SUMMER TOURING WITH BOYNADO 387 00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:24,212 WASN'T AS GREAT AS I MADE IT SOUND EITHER. 388 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,934 ACTUALLY, YOU NEVER MADE IT SOUND GREAT. 389 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,136 YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME. 390 00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:31,549 WELL, THOSE BOYS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS! 391 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,391 (British accent) "RUPERT ATE MY CEREAL." 392 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,063 (high-pitched) "NIGEL STOLE MY TROUSERS." 393 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,605 (British accent) "STOP MOCKING ME, TRISH." 394 00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,477 I MISS JUST MANAGING MY FRIENDS. 395 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,521 HONESTLY... 396 00:15:42,522 --> 00:15:45,412 I'M NOT THAT EXCITED ABOUT GOING BACK ON TOUR. 397 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:46,235 I'M GONNA MISS AUSTIN, 398 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,946 AND I REALLY WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR SENIOR YEAR. 399 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:53,070 WAIT, WHY ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO DO 400 00:15:53,073 --> 00:15:56,673 WHEN WE CAN STAY HERE AND ENJOY OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER? 401 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,286 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 402 00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,208 SO WE'RE ALL STAYING IN MIAMI? 403 00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:02,631 ON THREE. 404 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,212 ONE, TWO, THREE. 405 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,434 -SENIOR YEAR! -LET'S GO MANATEES! 406 00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:06,425 WE'RE STAYING IN MIAMI! 407 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,799 WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PLANNED WHAT WE WERE GONNA SAY BEFORE WE DID THAT. 408 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,403 WE HAVE TO TELL AUSTIN. HE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED. 409 00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:18,727 OH, HEY, MRS. MOON. 410 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,058 HEY, GUYS. 411 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,560 AUSTIN WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU THESE LETTERS. 412 00:16:22,562 --> 00:16:25,452 HE SAID NOT TO READ THEM UNTIL AFTER I LEAVE. 413 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,037 AUSTIN'S GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL? 414 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,710 HE DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO SAY GOODBYE IN PERSON? 415 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,172 HE ALREADY LEFT? 416 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,175 "DEAR DEZ"? 417 00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,765 I CAN'T BELIEVE AUSTIN LEFT FOR MILITARY SCHOOL 418 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,227 WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE. 419 00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,639 WE HAVE TO GET DOWN THERE AND STOP HIM 420 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,190 BEFORE HE'S OFFICIALLY ENROLLED. 421 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,312 LET'S GO. 422 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,773 (groaning) 423 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,454 DEZ, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BREATH. 424 00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:09,607 IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A DEAD SKUNK IN YOUR MOUTH, 425 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,489 AND THAT SKUNK HAS ANOTHER DEAD SKUNK INSIDE OF HIS. 426 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,043 I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH SINCE CARRIE DUMPED ME. 427 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,915 NOW THAT SHE'S DOING ADS FOR AQUA SMILE, 428 00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:21,118 IT'S TOO PAINFUL TO EVEN LOOK AT TOOTHPASTE. 429 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,343 (military-style march playing) 430 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,380 OKAY, ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE, 431 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,512 REGISTRATION IS IN A HALF HOUR. 432 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:36,104 AFTER AUSTIN SIGNS HIS PAPERWORK, 433 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,176 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 434 00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:39,097 WE GOTTA GET IN THERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 435 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,599 OH NO. 436 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,390 THIS SAYS AUSTIN'S AT THE SCHOOL BARBER RIGHT NOW GETTING HIS HEAD SHAVED. 437 00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:44,853 HIS HAIR IS ALL HE HAS LEFT! 438 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,364 REALLY, DEZ? 439 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,446 AUSTIN'S ABOUT TO ENROLL IN MILITARY SCHOOL, 440 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,608 AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING AS SILLY AS HIS HAIR? 441 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,360 THOSE GOLDEN LOCKS? 442 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,362 THE WAY IT FLOWS IN THE SUMMER BREEZE. 443 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,754 HOW IT PERFECTLY CASCADES BEHIND HIS-- 444 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,246 WE'VE GOTTA GET IN THERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 445 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,830 DEZ, WE'LL DISTRACT THE GUARD SO YOU CAN SNEAK IN. 446 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,332 OKAY, THANK YOU. 447 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,612 CAN I HELP YOU? 448 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,823 YES. 449 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,334 HELLO. 450 00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:37,996 YES. 451 00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:40,117 YOU CAN HELP US. 452 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,369 RIGHT, TRISH? YES. 453 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,332 (giggles) OH, YEAH. 454 00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,964 UH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR... 455 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,375 -GRANDMA. -BIRD. 456 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,507 OUR BIRD'S GRANDMA. 457 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,508 OR OUR GRANDMA'S BIRD. 458 00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,421 WHICH WOULD MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE. 459 00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:00,258 OH, LOOK. IT'S A BIRD OVER THERE. 460 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:12,109 Ally: AND THAT'S WHEN SHE FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW. 461 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:13,861 THE BIRD, NOT OUR GRANDMA. 462 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,073 GRANDMA'S DON'T FLY. 463 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,699 -DOOF. -EXCUSE ME? 464 00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:24,661 UH, DOOF IS OUR GRANDMA'S NAME. 465 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,794 YEP, OLD NANA DOOF. 466 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,286 IT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL NAME, RIGHT? 467 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:40,296 Both: ♪ AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 468 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,430 ♪ B.F.F.s ♪ 469 00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:47,273 THAT FIVE-MINUTE SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE WAS SWEET AND ALL, 470 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,517 BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR GRANDMA'S BIRD? 471 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,569 Both: UH... 472 00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,361 (Dez screaming, thud) 473 00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:57,084 -WHAT WAS THAT? -I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 474 00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,616 -Dez: OW! -I DIDN'T HEAR THAT EITHER. 475 00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:00,198 MM-MM. 476 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,119 GUYS, I GOT US IN. COME ON, LET'S GO. 477 00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:04,281 YOU, COME HERE. 478 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,375 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 479 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:11,208 UH... I'M THEIR GRANDMA'S BIRD. 480 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,460 (cawing) 481 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,883 CA-- CAW? 482 00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:22,098 WE WEREN'T REALLY LOOKING FOR OLD NANA DOOF'S BIRD. 483 00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:23,551 (sighs) IT'S TRUE. 484 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:25,273 I'M NOT A BIRD. 485 00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:30,557 WE WERE JUST TRYING TO SNEAK IN TO SEE OUR FRIEND AUSTIN MOON. 486 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,270 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 487 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,312 GO ON IN. 488 00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:34,443 -REALLY? -SERIOUSLY? 489 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:36,414 SURE, STUDENTS HAVE VISITORS ALL THE TIME. 490 00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,026 YOU JUST HAVE TO SIGN IN, 491 00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:40,277 AND I WILL GIVE YOU AN I.D. BADGE. 492 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,780 SWEET. 493 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:42,821 AND A BREATH MINT. 494 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,245 (dramatic music playing) 495 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,246 (buzzing) 496 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,720 (slow-motion) NOT THE HAIR! 497 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,098 (echoing thud) 498 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,479 NO-OO! 499 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,446 (crying) 500 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,451 AUSTIN, I CAN'T FIX IT! 501 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:24,363 -Ally: HUH? -Trish: WHAT? 502 00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:25,794 AUSTIN? 503 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,285 WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUR FACE? 504 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,206 GUYS? 505 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,289 -AUSTIN! -IT'S YOU! 506 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,410 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 507 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,633 YOU CAN'T GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 508 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,005 WE CAME HERE TO STOP YOU. 509 00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:38,416 WHAT? WHY? 510 00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,218 WE ALL DECIDED TO STAY IN MIAMI, 511 00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:42,419 SO WE CAN ENJOY OUR SENIOR YEAR TOGETHER. 512 00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:43,762 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 513 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:45,353 -YES! -ALL RIGHT! 514 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,845 THE FEARSOME FOURSOME IS BACK! 515 00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:49,227 -YEAH, NOT SO MUCH. -IT'S GETTING REALLY OLD. 516 00:21:49,228 --> 00:21:50,428 WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. 517 00:21:52,392 --> 00:21:54,732 ♪ ♪ 518 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:57,654 Both: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE I'M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL ♪ 519 00:21:57,647 --> 00:21:59,357 ♪ DARK CLOUDS ARE CRUSHING MY SOUL ♪ 520 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,319 ♪ MY HEART IS READY TO BLOW ♪ 521 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,041 ♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪ 522 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:07,535 MAN, I LOVE THAT SONG. 523 00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:09,947 I'M REALLY GLAD EVERYONE DECIDED TO STAY. 524 00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,709 THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE BEST, MAN. 525 00:22:11,711 --> 00:22:13,581 YOU SAID IT. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 526 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,003 NOTHING COULD BRING ME DOWN. 527 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:17,295 HEY, IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH? 528 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,417 (sobbing) CARRIE! 529 00:22:23,923 --> 00:22:25,303 WHAT'S GOING ON? 530 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,234 -WE'RE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. -WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 531 00:22:27,226 --> 00:22:29,056 (motors whirring) 532 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,228 IS THAT AQUA SMILE? 533 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:33,229 NO-OO! 37430

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