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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,229 --> 00:00:16,229 ( clanging ) 2 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:19,106 RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEADS. 3 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:20,640 TIME FOR DEZ'S WORLD-FAMOUS 4 00:00:20,642 --> 00:00:22,352 TOUR BUS BREAKFAST. 5 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:23,676 WHAT TIME IS IT? 6 00:00:23,677 --> 00:00:24,677 I JUST TOLD YOU. 7 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:26,249 TIME FOR DEZ'S WORLD-FAMOUS 8 00:00:26,253 --> 00:00:27,493 TOUR BUS BREAKFAST. 9 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:32,644 AH-HA! 10 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:34,436 ( pans clanging ) 11 00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:35,599 DEZ! 12 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,652 EVERY TIME YOU COOK, IT'S A COMPLETE MESS. 13 00:00:38,648 --> 00:00:40,748 YESTERDAY, YOU BURNT THE TOAST SO BAD, 14 00:00:40,752 --> 00:00:42,262 WE HAD TO EVACUATE THE BUS. 15 00:00:42,256 --> 00:00:43,716 THEN YOU FORGOT TO PUT A LID ON THE BLENDER 16 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:45,718 AND SPLATTERED SMOOTHIES EVERYWHERE. 17 00:00:45,722 --> 00:00:49,202 I'M STILL PULLING BLUEBERRIES OUT OF MY HAIR. 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,230 ( gasps ) 19 00:00:50,232 --> 00:00:51,602 MM-HMM. 20 00:00:51,604 --> 00:00:52,614 EWW. 21 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:54,206 WELL, NO MESSES TODAY. 22 00:00:54,210 --> 00:00:55,740 NOW, HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR OMELETS? 23 00:00:55,742 --> 00:00:57,392 FORGET IT, DEZ. 24 00:00:57,386 --> 00:00:58,446 I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE DINER 25 00:00:58,447 --> 00:00:59,647 AND GET US SOME BREAKFAST BURRITOS. 26 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:01,620 NONSENSE. I HAVE FRESH EGGS. 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,727 ( clucking ) 28 00:01:04,729 --> 00:01:06,399 - ( screams ) - ( clucking ) 29 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:08,413 - WHOA! - DEZ! DEZ! 30 00:01:08,407 --> 00:01:10,367 DEZ, IS THAT A REAL CHICKEN?! 31 00:01:10,372 --> 00:01:11,672 DEZ, WHERE DID YOU GET THE CHICKEN FROM?! 32 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:13,453 - GIVE ME THE CHICKEN. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 33 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,478 YOU'RE PICKING THAT UP! 34 00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:18,233 HE DID SAY FRESH. 35 00:01:26,744 --> 00:01:28,714 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THE DINER. 36 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:33,462 ( theme music playing ) 37 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,418 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 38 00:01:35,421 --> 00:01:36,691 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 39 00:01:36,694 --> 00:01:38,534 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 40 00:01:38,527 --> 00:01:39,767 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 41 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,200 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 42 00:01:41,203 --> 00:01:42,743 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 43 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,936 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 44 00:01:45,941 --> 00:01:49,251 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 45 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,450 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 46 00:01:50,451 --> 00:01:52,961 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 47 00:01:52,955 --> 00:01:56,725 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 48 00:01:56,734 --> 00:02:00,244 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 49 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:02,921 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 50 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:06,645 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 51 00:02:06,654 --> 00:02:08,994 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 52 00:02:08,988 --> 00:02:12,668 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 53 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,396 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 54 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:18,682 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 55 00:02:26,423 --> 00:02:27,773 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS? 56 00:02:27,765 --> 00:02:29,065 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT AUSTIN. 57 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,727 HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK ALREADY. 58 00:02:30,731 --> 00:02:33,711 - ( cellphone rings ) - OH, THAT'S HIM NOW. 59 00:02:33,707 --> 00:02:35,077 HEY, AUSTIN, WHAT'S UP? 60 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,780 WHAT?! 61 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,053 HE SAID THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT. 62 00:02:38,045 --> 00:02:39,745 ARE YOU OKAY? 63 00:02:39,749 --> 00:02:42,359 OH NO, THAT'S TERRIBLE! 64 00:02:42,356 --> 00:02:44,026 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BREAK THE NEWS. 65 00:02:44,028 --> 00:02:45,558 WHAT NEWS? IS HE HURT? 66 00:02:45,561 --> 00:02:47,941 NO, HE TRIPPED AND DROPPED OUR BREAKFAST BURRITOS. 67 00:02:47,936 --> 00:02:49,736 NOW HE HAS TO WAIT FOR THEM TO MAKE NEW ONES. 68 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:52,879 - ( exasperated sigh ) - I'M STARVING. 69 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,376 YOU SCARED ME. 70 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:55,820 I THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO AUSTIN. 71 00:02:55,821 --> 00:02:57,731 ME TOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO 72 00:02:57,725 --> 00:02:59,825 WITHOUT THAT BLONDE-HAIRED LITTLE HE-DEVIL. 73 00:02:59,829 --> 00:03:02,939 MY LIFE WOULD BE A TOTAL DISASTER. 74 00:03:02,935 --> 00:03:04,935 HE'S MY ONLY FRIEND. 75 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:07,100 BUT WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO. 76 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,814 THANK YOU, ALLY, 77 00:03:08,807 --> 00:03:09,807 BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP. 78 00:03:11,714 --> 00:03:13,764 ALL I'M SAYING IS, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE 79 00:03:13,757 --> 00:03:15,887 IF ME AND AUSTIN HAD NEVER MET. 80 00:03:15,892 --> 00:03:17,802 I LOVE AUSTIN TOO, 81 00:03:17,795 --> 00:03:19,995 BUT I DON'T THINK MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL THAT DIFFERENT. 82 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,170 WELL, I KNOW 83 00:03:21,171 --> 00:03:22,741 HE'S COMPLETELY CHANGED MY LIFE. 84 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,875 BEFORE WE MET, 85 00:03:23,877 --> 00:03:26,807 I WAS JUST A SHY SONGWRITER WITH STAGE FRIGHT. 86 00:03:26,813 --> 00:03:27,823 AND NOW LOOK AT ME. 87 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,755 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO LOOK AT ME. 88 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,914 THE POINT IS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 89 00:03:38,907 --> 00:03:41,037 WITH ALL OF US IF THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY 90 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,452 THAT FIRST DAY WE MET? 91 00:03:47,855 --> 00:03:49,585 ( drumming ) 92 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:52,701 EXCUSE ME. 93 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:53,835 EXCUSE ME! 94 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:58,551 ( whistles ) DO YOU NOT SEE 95 00:03:58,548 --> 00:04:00,178 THE "PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THE DRUMS" SIGN? 96 00:04:02,655 --> 00:04:03,915 OH, I'M SORRY. I'LL LEAVE NOW. 97 00:04:08,597 --> 00:04:11,767 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT CUPCAKE CITY. 98 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,713 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD JOB? 99 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:15,877 OH, I GOT FIRED FROM THE RECYCLING CENTER. 100 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,851 YOU MEAN YOU GOT CANNED? 101 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,645 ( snickers ) 102 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:20,719 GET IT? 103 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,121 UNFORTUNATELY, I DO. 104 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:23,764 ( wheezes ) 105 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:25,028 SO HOW'S THE SONGWRITING COMING? 106 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:27,260 I JUST WROTE A HUGE HIT. 107 00:04:27,264 --> 00:04:29,314 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET OVER MY STAGE FRIGHT 108 00:04:29,308 --> 00:04:31,608 AND SING IT WITHOUT THROWING UP ON EVERYONE. 109 00:04:32,816 --> 00:04:34,846 YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 110 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:36,819 DON'T GIVE UP, ALLY. 111 00:04:36,824 --> 00:04:37,994 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 112 00:04:37,985 --> 00:04:39,985 YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG STAR ONE DAY. 113 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,959 THANKS, TRISH. 114 00:04:45,842 --> 00:04:47,652 LOOK, IT'S THAT WEIRD KID FROM SCHOOL 115 00:04:47,646 --> 00:04:49,046 WHO'S ALWAYS FILMING EVERYTHING. 116 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:51,207 HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS? 117 00:04:51,212 --> 00:04:52,312 I DON'T HAVE ANY. 118 00:04:52,314 --> 00:04:53,864 WHAT A SURPRISE. 119 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:57,018 MY SISTER SAYS IT'S BECAUSE I'M WEIRD, 120 00:04:57,023 --> 00:04:59,273 BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HER. 121 00:04:59,268 --> 00:05:00,598 HAM? 122 00:05:05,982 --> 00:05:07,012 ( "Double Take" playing ) 123 00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:08,754 ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW, KNOW ♪ 124 00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:11,318 ♪ KNOW MY NAME, NAME, NAME ♪ 125 00:05:11,322 --> 00:05:13,962 ♪ GONNA MAKE, MAKE ♪ 126 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:17,028 ♪ MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE. ♪ 127 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:17,943 ( music ends ) 128 00:05:17,936 --> 00:05:19,366 IT'S GOOD. 129 00:05:19,369 --> 00:05:21,639 BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE IT GREAT-- 130 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:22,653 I NEED TO SPEED IT UP? 131 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:25,875 NO, YOU SHOULD SLOW IT DOWN EVEN MORE. 132 00:05:25,882 --> 00:05:28,862 MAKE IT SOULFUL. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. 133 00:05:28,857 --> 00:05:30,157 DON'T TOUCH MY BOOK. 134 00:05:31,362 --> 00:05:33,202 JUST READ THE LYRICS. 135 00:05:33,196 --> 00:05:36,796 ( exasperated sigh ) OKAY, IT SHOULD GO LIKE THIS. 136 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:41,014 ( soulful ) ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW ♪ 137 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,861 ♪ MY NAME, NAME, NAME, NAME ♪ 138 00:05:43,858 --> 00:05:47,018 ♪ I'M GONNA MAKE, MAKE ♪ 139 00:05:47,023 --> 00:05:50,473 ♪ MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE. ♪ 140 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:53,081 YOU'RE SO TALENTED, ALLY. 141 00:05:53,075 --> 00:05:54,835 YOU'RE GONNA NAIL THAT AUDITION 142 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,180 I GOT YOU TOMORROW WITH JIMMY STARR. 143 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,491 FROM STARR RECORDS? 144 00:05:58,487 --> 00:06:00,117 YOU GOT ME AN AUDITION? 145 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:02,429 WOW! 146 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:04,225 WAIT, DID YOU SAY TOMORROW? 147 00:06:04,228 --> 00:06:06,258 I CAN'T SING IN FRONT OF HIM TOMORROW. 148 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:07,942 I'LL THROW UP ON HIM. 149 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:09,066 OH, YOU BETTER NOT. 150 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:11,968 ALLY, THIS COULD BE YOUR BIG BREAK. 151 00:06:11,974 --> 00:06:13,184 BUT I ALWAYS FREAK OUT 152 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:15,145 WHEN I HAVE TO PERFORM IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. 153 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,280 ( shrieks ) 154 00:06:16,281 --> 00:06:18,391 YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT IN FRONT OF ME. 155 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:20,056 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 156 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,060 THE WHOLE TIME. 157 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:22,162 WANT TO WATCH ME BREAK THE WORLD RECORD 158 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:23,473 FOR SPINNING A BASKETBALL? 159 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,066 WHOA-- SH-- I-- 160 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,280 WE REALLY NEED TO GET THAT GUY A FRIEND. 161 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,471 OKAY, THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY BANJO BADMINTON. 162 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,210 NORMALLY, I'D BE MAD AT YOU, BUT I AM TOO NERVOUS 163 00:06:47,213 --> 00:06:49,023 ABOUT PERFORMING FOR JIMMY STARR. 164 00:06:49,018 --> 00:06:50,448 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 165 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:51,591 YOU YAK ALL OVER JIMMY, 166 00:06:51,593 --> 00:06:53,033 DON'T GET SIGNED TO STARR RECORDS, 167 00:06:53,026 --> 00:06:54,456 GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM AND WORK AT YOUR DAD'S 168 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:56,059 MUSIC STORE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 169 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:00,406 ALLY DAWSON. 170 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,470 TRISH HAS TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 171 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:04,454 I'M EXCITED TO HEAR YOU PERFORM. 172 00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:05,879 ( nervous laughter ) 173 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:08,332 WELL, I'M EXCITED TO HEAR ME PERFORM TOO. 174 00:07:08,325 --> 00:07:11,125 I MEAN, FOR YOU TO HEAR ME WHILE YOU PERFORM. 175 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,201 I MEAN, I'LL JUST GO PLAY NOW. 176 00:07:13,196 --> 00:07:16,566 ( loudly whispers ) SHE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS. 177 00:07:16,572 --> 00:07:18,212 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 178 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,175 WHO ARE YOU? 179 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:22,310 OH, HE'S JUST SOME ANNOYING CUSTOMER. 180 00:07:22,313 --> 00:07:24,293 THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT SONIC BOOM, 181 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:26,117 NOW GET OUT. 182 00:07:26,122 --> 00:07:27,122 HIT IT, ALLY. 183 00:07:27,124 --> 00:07:28,504 ( "Double Take" playing ) 184 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:31,500 ( silent ) 185 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:35,908 ( chuckles nervously ) 186 00:07:35,911 --> 00:07:37,011 ( silent ) 187 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:40,086 THAT'S IS A LONG INTRO. 188 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:42,190 I-- I-- I'M SORRY. 189 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:44,464 I JUST NEED TO WARM UP MY VOICE. 190 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,458 LET ME DO A QUICK VOCAL EXERCISE. 191 00:07:46,462 --> 00:07:47,662 ♪ DO, RE, MI-- ♪ 192 00:07:47,664 --> 00:07:48,714 TRISH CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 193 00:07:48,707 --> 00:07:50,207 ♪ LA, TI, DO. ♪ 194 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:52,410 I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 195 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:55,353 YOU TWO HAVE WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME. 196 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,519 DO, RE, MI-- 197 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:58,633 I'M LEAVING NOW-- LA, TI, DO. 198 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:00,957 JIMMY, WAIT. 199 00:08:00,961 --> 00:08:02,701 ALLY MAY HAVE STAGE FRIGHT, 200 00:08:02,695 --> 00:08:04,195 BUT YOU CAN STILL HIRE HER 201 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:05,297 AS A SONGWRITER. 202 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,700 SHE'S AMAZING. 203 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,683 SHE'S THAT GOOD, HUH? 204 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,007 Dez: OH YEAH. 205 00:08:10,009 --> 00:08:11,449 SHE'S THAT GOOD. 206 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:13,322 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 207 00:08:13,316 --> 00:08:15,116 XYLO-GRILLING. BURGER? 208 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:21,125 ALLY, YOU PLAY. I'LL SING. 209 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:23,311 WE'LL SHOW HIM HOW GREAT YOU ARE. 210 00:08:23,306 --> 00:08:26,236 ( "Double Take" playing ) 211 00:08:26,242 --> 00:08:29,492 ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW ♪ 212 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:32,527 ♪ MY NAME, NAME, NAME, NAME ♪ 213 00:08:32,525 --> 00:08:35,155 ♪ GONNA MAKE, MAKE, MAKE, MAKE ♪ 214 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:42,270 ♪ MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE. ♪ 215 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:43,353 ( music stops ) 216 00:08:43,345 --> 00:08:45,145 WOW. 217 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,650 THAT SONG WAS INCREDIBLE. 218 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:48,393 YOU REALLY LIKED IT? 219 00:08:48,385 --> 00:08:49,685 I MORE THAN LIKE IT. 220 00:08:49,689 --> 00:08:51,359 I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEWEST STAR. 221 00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:53,101 ( squealing ) 222 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:56,096 TRISH DE LA ROSA, I'M SIGNING YOU TO STARR RECORDS. 223 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,112 - WAIT, TRISH? - REALLY? 224 00:08:58,106 --> 00:08:59,246 I LOVE JUMPING. 225 00:09:10,571 --> 00:09:13,181 GUESS WHO'S FAMOUS. 226 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:16,136 I'M ON THE COVER OF "GUESS WHO'S FAMOUS" MAGAZINE. 227 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:19,121 ( clamoring ) 228 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,317 OOH! 229 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:21,689 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH TOO? 230 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:23,363 YOU CAN JUST MAKE IT OUT TO ME. 231 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:24,756 FIRST NAME, DEZ. LAST NAME-- 232 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,358 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LAST NAMES. 233 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:28,812 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FAMOUS ALREADY. 234 00:09:28,807 --> 00:09:30,407 THAT WAS FAST. 235 00:09:30,409 --> 00:09:33,379 STARR RECORDS RELEASED MY SONG "DOUBLE TAKE" ON THE INTERNET, 236 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,515 AND IT GOT OVER 2,000,000 DOWNLOADS. 237 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:37,829 I'M AN OVERNIGHT INTERNET SENSATION. 238 00:09:37,825 --> 00:09:40,155 MY FIRST HIT SONG! 239 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:41,629 THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE! 240 00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,902 YEAH, BECAUSE OF ME, 241 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:46,266 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE HEARING YOUR MUSIC. 242 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,713 YOU'RE WELCOME. 243 00:09:49,749 --> 00:09:52,309 UH, THANK YOU. 244 00:09:52,314 --> 00:09:53,294 LOOK, TRISH, 245 00:09:53,286 --> 00:09:55,456 I KNOW WHEN SOME PEOPLE GET FAMOUS, 246 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:56,790 THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY'RE BETTER 247 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,333 THAN EVERYONE ELSE. 248 00:09:58,326 --> 00:10:00,726 DON'T WORRY, ALLY. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME. 249 00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:03,281 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. ( scoffs ) 250 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,680 SO, TRISH, 251 00:10:06,682 --> 00:10:08,292 DID YOU TALK TO JIMMY ABOUT ME DIRECTING 252 00:10:08,286 --> 00:10:09,316 YOUR FIRST VIDEO? 253 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,347 OF COURSE... NOT. 254 00:10:11,352 --> 00:10:13,732 BUT I DO HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. 255 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:14,957 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE 256 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,429 THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO A HUGE STAR? 257 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,543 YOU EXPECT ME 258 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:21,008 TO JUST GIVE UP MY DREAM OF BEING A DIRECTOR 259 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:22,820 TO RUN AROUND DOING ERRANDS FOR YOU. 260 00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:25,775 YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 261 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:28,761 INSTEAD OF BEING MY ASSISTANT, 262 00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:32,027 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND? 263 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,295 YES! 264 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:35,568 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE! 265 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:36,599 WHAT DO FRIENDS DO? 266 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,311 THEY GO PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING. 267 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,750 HOW FUN! 268 00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:43,292 WHOO! 269 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,420 SO, ALLY, WE NEED A NEW HIT. 270 00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:48,874 BUT CAN YOU START WRITING WITHOUT ME? 271 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,567 I GOT TO GO GET MY NAILS DONE. 272 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,400 ( sarcastic tone ) OH, SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED 273 00:10:52,404 --> 00:10:53,514 TO CLOSE UP SONIC BOOM, 274 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:55,436 DROP EVERYTHING, AND WRITE YOU A SONG 275 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,080 BECAUSE I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO? 276 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:58,723 PERFECT. 277 00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:03,801 TOTALLY SET MYSELF UP FOR THAT ONE. 278 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,808 GUESS WHO'S READY TO WRITE A SONG. 279 00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:15,423 I'VE BEEN READY FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS. 280 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,950 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 281 00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:18,122 BUT FIRST, CHECK OUT 282 00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:20,134 ALL OF THIS COOL TRISH MERCHANDISE. 283 00:11:20,128 --> 00:11:22,938 THIS IS TRISH'S SIGNATURE PERFUME, 284 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:24,365 ( breathy ) "DE LA ROSA." 285 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,667 ( whispers ) ROSA, ROSA. 286 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:28,580 TRY SOME. 287 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,975 OH, OH. IT GOT IN MY EYE. IT GOT IN MY EYE. 288 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,121 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TRISH TISSUE PAPER. 289 00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:36,456 WE CALL THEM "TRISH-UES." 290 00:11:37,424 --> 00:11:39,804 LOOK, 291 00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:41,768 TRISH, WE REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THESE SONGS. 292 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,012 YOU'RE RIGHT. 293 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,005 DEZ, LEAVE US ALONE FOR A FEW HOURS. 294 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:47,609 GREAT! I CAN FINALLY WORK ON MY MOVIE IDEA. 295 00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:49,194 IT'S ABOUT A GIANT CRAB WHO TERRORIZES-- 296 00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:51,017 YEAH YEAH YEAH, NO TIME FOR THAT. 297 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:53,601 I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY THIS STUFF FOR ME. 298 00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:56,756 "BIG-SCREEN TV, LEOPARD-PRINT COUCH, DIAMOND NECKLACE." 299 00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:59,512 MAN, HAVING A FRIEND IS EXPENSIVE. 300 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:04,451 OKAY, THIS SONG'S CALLED "FINALLY ME." 301 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,447 IT'S ABOUT A GIRL WHO OVERCAME HER FEARS 302 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:07,961 AND CAN FINALLY SHOW THE WORLD 303 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:09,225 WHO SHE TRULY IS. 304 00:12:12,093 --> 00:12:14,543 ( "Finally Me" playing ) 305 00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:18,208 ♪ I'VE NEVER FELT THIS BEFORE ♪ 306 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:22,575 ♪ I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE ♪ 307 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,524 ♪ BEEN WRITING WORDS ON A PAGE ♪ 308 00:12:24,518 --> 00:12:26,518 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT SO MUCH TO SAY ♪ 309 00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:29,202 ♪ NOW, I'M TAKING THE STAGE ♪ 310 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:30,226 ♪ WHOA-OH ♪ 311 00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:32,529 ♪ I'M FINALLY ME-- ♪ 312 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,284 ( discordant notes ) 313 00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:37,877 AWW, I CAN TELL YOU WROTE THAT FROM THE HEART, 314 00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,554 BUT MY FANS DON'T WANT TO HEAR 315 00:12:39,548 --> 00:12:41,548 THAT SWEET HEARTFELT JUNK. 316 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,302 THEY WANT TO HEAR HOW AWESOME I AM. 317 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,955 HERE, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON SOME LYRICS MYSELF. 318 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,200 WE'LL USE THESE. 319 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,538 ( "Finally Me" melody ) 320 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:55,823 ♪ I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ♪ 321 00:12:55,821 --> 00:13:00,231 ♪ I'M A 10, YOU'RE A TWO ♪ 322 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:02,629 ♪ I'M A QUEEN, YOU'RE A FOOL... ♪ 323 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:04,604 - ( Trish mouthing ) - ♪ I'M THRONE, YOU'RE A STOOL ♪ 324 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:06,937 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS COOL ♪ 325 00:13:06,943 --> 00:13:11,183 ♪ NO, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. ♪ 326 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:13,220 ( stops playing ) 327 00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:18,331 WOW. 328 00:13:18,325 --> 00:13:20,265 I KNOW. 329 00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:21,369 THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT? 330 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:23,230 OH, THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. 331 00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:24,944 "I'M A QUEEN, YOU'RE A FOOL." 332 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,947 - HEY, DEZ. - HEY, ALLY. 333 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,020 YOU LOOK UPSET. 334 00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:35,334 I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. 335 00:13:35,329 --> 00:13:37,839 YEP. TRISH. 336 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:41,135 I WAS GONNA SAY WE'RE BOTH HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY. 337 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:42,371 ( groans ) 338 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:46,317 BUT I GUESS THE TRISH THING, TOO. 339 00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:49,361 I JUST FEEL LIKE EVER SINCE TRISH BECAME FAMOUS, 340 00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:52,327 I DON'T KNOW MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE. 341 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,673 WAIT, SHE SAID YOU WERE HER BEST FRIEND? 342 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,667 SHE TOLD ME, I WAS HER BEST FRIEND. 343 00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,071 CLEARLY, SHE LIED. 344 00:13:58,074 --> 00:14:01,154 - OH, I FEEL TERRIBLE, DEZ. - WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO. 345 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:01,680 TRISH LIED TO YOU. 346 00:14:03,215 --> 00:14:05,455 BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE FRIENDSHIP. 347 00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:08,729 WORKING WITH TRISH IS TAKING THE FUN OUT OF MUSIC. 348 00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:10,366 I HEAR YOU. 349 00:14:10,368 --> 00:14:12,198 I HAVE TO PUT MY FILMMAKING ON HOLD BECAUSE OF HER. 350 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,913 - I WANT TO BE A DIRECTOR... - ( phone rings ) 351 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:16,236 NOT SOME GUY WHO RUNS EVERY TIME TRISH CALLS. 352 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,110 OH, WAIT. HEY, TRISH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 353 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,230 MAN, I WAS GOING FOR A WORLD RECORD. 354 00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:24,795 WELL, MAYBE INSTEAD OF SPINNING A BASKETBALL, 355 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,398 YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 356 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,936 ( ethereal music plays ) 357 00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:36,976 I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU. 358 00:14:36,982 --> 00:14:40,232 I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN YOU MY WHOLE LIFE. 359 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:44,404 OH, I KNOW. WE MET HERE THE OTHER DAY. 360 00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:46,137 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU YELLED AT ME 361 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,770 FOR PLAYING DRUMS WITH CORN DOGS. 362 00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:49,183 WELL, SEE YA. 363 00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:56,518 THERE YOU ARE! 364 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,430 I'VE BEEN WAITING ALMOST FIVE WHOLE MINUTES FOR YOU. 365 00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:03,027 I WAITED THREE HOURS FOR YOU YESTERDAY. 366 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,144 YEAH, BUT STARS DON'T WAIT. 367 00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:06,409 REGULAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO. 368 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,120 ANYWAY, DID YOU FINISH MY NEW SONGS YET? 369 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,916 NO, LISTEN, TRISH, 370 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,590 SINCE I CAN'T WRITE MEANINGFUL SONGS FOR YOU 371 00:15:13,594 --> 00:15:16,604 AND I'M CLEARLY NEVER GONNA BE A PERFORMER... 372 00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:20,005 I'VE LOST INTEREST. 373 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,450 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 374 00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:26,418 I'M QUITTING MUSIC... 375 00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:28,433 FOREVER. 376 00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:32,938 ( dramatic piano notes ) 377 00:15:32,935 --> 00:15:34,565 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 378 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,897 THE WHOLE TIME. 379 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,340 ( dramatic melody ) 380 00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:50,395 WHOA. 381 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,371 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRACTICE ROOM? 382 00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:54,544 I TURNED IT INTO A CHEMISTRY LAB. 383 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,507 IT'S MY NEW HOBBY SINCE I GAVE UP SONGWRITING. 384 00:15:58,545 --> 00:16:00,245 DON'T TOUCH MY SCIENCE BOOK. 385 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:01,918 WHY DID YOU PICK CHEMISTRY? 386 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:06,031 BECAUSE, DUH, IT'S TOTALLY FUN. 387 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:13,017 SEE, I POUR THIS BLUE LIQUID INTO THIS BEAKER 388 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,645 AND WAIT FOR THE MAGIC TO HAPPEN. 389 00:16:22,563 --> 00:16:23,663 WHAT'S THE MAGIC? 390 00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:26,444 IN THREE HOURS, IT TURNS... 391 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,440 A LIGHTER BLUE. 392 00:16:31,581 --> 00:16:34,491 ( monotone ) I'M GETTING CHILLS. 393 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:38,700 SO YOU'RE REALLY GIVING UP YOUR DREAM 394 00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:40,665 OF MAKING MUSIC TO BECOME A SCIENTIST? 395 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:43,209 YOU GAVE UP YOUR DREAM OF DIRECTING 396 00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,605 TO BE TRISH'S ASSISTANT. 397 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:47,207 OH, HEY! I AM HER FRIEND. 398 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,743 WOULD AN ASSISTANT RUN ALL HER ERRANDS, 399 00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:51,754 MAKE ALL OF HER MEALS, AND ASSIST HER WITH EVERYTHING? 400 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,560 YES, THAT'S THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF "ASSISTANT." 401 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:59,339 ( laughs ) WELL, SINCE WHEN IS THE DICTIONARY 402 00:16:59,336 --> 00:17:01,566 THE AUTHORITY ON WHAT WORDS MEAN? 403 00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:03,581 ( rock music playing ) 404 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,220 ( cheering ) 405 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:15,401 ♪ I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ♪ 406 00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:19,549 ♪ I'M A 10, YOU'RE A TWO ♪ 407 00:17:19,546 --> 00:17:21,476 ♪ I'M A QUEEN, YOU'RE A FOOL ♪ 408 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,510 ♪ I'M A THRONE, YOU'RE A STOOL ♪ 409 00:17:23,514 --> 00:17:26,524 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS COOL ♪ 410 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,570 ♪ NO, I SING TO YOU ON THIS STAGE ♪ 411 00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:35,308 ♪ I'M AT THE TOP OF MY GAME ♪ 412 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:37,539 ♪ I'M A STAR AND YOU'RE LAME ♪ 413 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:39,492 ♪ I AM CASH, YOU ARE CHANGE ♪ 414 00:17:39,486 --> 00:17:41,786 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY FAME ♪ 415 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,551 - ( mouthing ) - ♪ SO... ♪ 416 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,764 ♪ YOU WISH YOU WERE ME ♪ 417 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,531 ♪ GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED ♪ 418 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,414 ♪ GOT NO TIME FOR JEALOUSY ♪ 419 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,639 ♪ AH, AH. ♪ 420 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,221 YEAH, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. 421 00:17:55,719 --> 00:17:57,579 ( booing ) 422 00:17:59,486 --> 00:18:01,686 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SONG. 423 00:18:01,691 --> 00:18:05,501 YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MY AWESOME TALENT. 424 00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:07,939 ( booing resumes ) 425 00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:09,682 THIS CONCERT'S OVER! 426 00:18:09,677 --> 00:18:12,777 ( cheering ) 427 00:18:12,782 --> 00:18:15,462 DON'T FORGET TO BUY TRISH MERCHANDISE ON THE WAY OUT. 428 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,718 ( booing ) 429 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,672 I'M SO SORRY, TRISH. 430 00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:21,898 YOU SHOULD BE. 431 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,810 THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE. 432 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,540 DON'T BLAME ME. 433 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:29,794 THOSE WERE YOUR LYRICS. 434 00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:31,587 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU QUIT ON ME. 435 00:18:31,591 --> 00:18:32,851 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SONGWRITER. 436 00:18:32,852 --> 00:18:34,832 AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND. 437 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,013 I GUESS YOU WERE BOTH WRONG. 438 00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:47,919 TANGY. 439 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:50,393 SWEET. 440 00:18:50,389 --> 00:18:52,389 NASTY. 441 00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:54,443 HEY, DEZ. 442 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,737 ( disgusted murmurs ) 443 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,810 I JUST FINISHED ARRANGING YOUR JELLY BEANS 444 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,505 TO BRING TO YOUR DRESSING ROOM. 445 00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:01,708 I ORGANIZED THEM JUST HOW YOU LIKE THEM, 446 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,620 FRUITIEST TO TANGIEST. 447 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,581 I'LL DO IT AGAIN. 448 00:19:19,887 --> 00:19:21,417 DON'T BOTHER. 449 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,851 THE CONCERT'S OFF. 450 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,763 GUESS WHO'S NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE. 451 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:26,858 I'M ON THE COVER OF 452 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,511 "GUESS WHO'S NOT FAMOUS" MAGAZINE. 453 00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:32,668 WELL, DON'T GIVE UP. 454 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,952 YOU'LL BE ON THE COVER OF 455 00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:36,615 "GUESS WHO JUST MADE A COMEBACK" MAGAZINE IN NO TIME. 456 00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:39,491 NAH, I DON'T THINK I'M CUT OUT FOR THIS. 457 00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:41,557 ALLY'S THE REAL TALENT. 458 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:46,596 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 459 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,380 WELL, I KIND OF LIKED ALL THE BEHIND-THE-SCENES STUFF-- 460 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:52,978 BOOKING CONCERTS AND NEGOTIATING DEALS. 461 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,893 MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME A MANAGER. 462 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,957 THEN YOU JUST NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO MANAGE. 463 00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:58,791 WHO? POP STARS DON'T JUST 464 00:19:58,794 --> 00:19:59,904 WALK THROUGH THE DOOR EVERY DAY. 465 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:02,401 EXCUSE ME. 466 00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:07,738 I LOST EVERYTHING, DEZ-- 467 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:10,893 MY RECORD DEAL, MY FAME, 468 00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:12,749 MY BEST FRIEND. 469 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,057 I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY. 470 00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:19,061 I'M ALL ALONE. 471 00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:26,919 YOU'RE NOT ALL ALONE. 472 00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,655 I'M STILL HERE FOR YOU. 473 00:20:33,495 --> 00:20:35,235 YOU'RE RIGHT. 474 00:20:35,238 --> 00:20:38,978 ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MY ASSISTANT, 475 00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:43,005 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU WERE REALLY... 476 00:20:43,013 --> 00:20:44,563 A FRIEND? 477 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,557 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW 478 00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:48,701 YOU'RE MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND. 479 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:52,665 ( ethereal music plays ) 480 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,799 ( screams ) 481 00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:10,072 ( screaming ) 482 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,082 ( screaming ) 483 00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:18,858 OUR LIVES WOULD HAVE BEEN AWFUL WITHOUT AUSTIN. 484 00:21:18,855 --> 00:21:20,155 I'D HAVE GIVEN UP MY DREAM. 485 00:21:20,157 --> 00:21:21,927 I'D HAVE NEVER BECOME A MANAGER. 486 00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,261 I'D HAVE DONE THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS 487 00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:25,042 BECAUSE I WAS DESPERATE FOR A FRIEND. 488 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,666 I CAN'T BELIEVE I... 489 00:21:26,671 --> 00:21:27,671 KISSED ME? ( shudders ) 490 00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:28,903 I KNOW. 491 00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:30,914 I WAS GOING TO SAY 492 00:21:30,908 --> 00:21:32,248 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE UP DIRECTING. 493 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,821 COME ON, KISSING ME ISN'T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. 494 00:21:34,816 --> 00:21:37,056 - YES, DEZ. YES, IT IS. - ( door opens ) 495 00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:39,702 I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 496 00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:41,867 - NEVER LEAVE US. - I DON'T WANT TO KISS DEV AGAIN! 497 00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:44,911 WHAT WENT ON IN HERE? 498 00:21:46,109 --> 00:21:48,039 I WAS ONLY GONE AN HOUR. 499 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:50,392 I'LL EXPLAIN OVER A GAME OF BANJO BADMINTON. 500 00:21:50,388 --> 00:21:53,048 COME ON, FRIEND. 501 00:21:53,052 --> 00:21:55,662 OKAY, FRIEND. 502 00:21:57,932 --> 00:21:58,962 AUSTIN, WAIT. 503 00:21:58,964 --> 00:22:01,214 I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. 504 00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:03,919 NO, LEAVE THE BURRITOS. I'M STARVING. 505 00:22:10,227 --> 00:22:12,187 YOU REALLY THINK THINGS 506 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:13,660 WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT THAT WAY? 507 00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:16,274 WE WERE JUST IMAGINING THE WORST. 508 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,798 WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE WE MET AUSTIN. 509 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,954 I'D LIKE TO THINK WE'D STILL BE FRIENDS WITHOUT HIM. 510 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,278 ME TOO, BECAUSE KISSING DEZ 511 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,363 WASN'T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD, 512 00:22:25,358 --> 00:22:27,258 LOSING MY BEST FRIEND WAS. 513 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:32,469 HA! I KNEW KISSING ME 514 00:22:32,471 --> 00:22:34,101 WASN'T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. 515 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:36,084 ( kisses ) 516 00:22:36,078 --> 00:22:37,178 ( girls shudder ) 517 00:22:42,351 --> 00:22:45,001 AND I BUBBLE WRAPPED ALL CORNERS ON THE BUS 518 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,427 SO IF YOU BUMP INTO ANYTHING, 519 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,730 YOU WON'T GET HURT. OOH! AH! 520 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,036 AND I PUT TRAINING WHEELS ON YOUR SKATEBOARD 521 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,920 SO YOU WON'T FALL. 522 00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,981 AND HERE, I MADE YOU AN EXTRA-SAFE BREAKFAST 523 00:22:58,984 --> 00:23:00,134 SO YOU CAN'T CHOKE. 524 00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:01,386 THANKS. 525 00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:02,760 I LOVE OATMEAL. 526 00:23:02,762 --> 00:23:04,342 WELL, THAT'S NOT OATMEAL. IT'S BACON AND EGGS. 527 00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:05,765 I PRE-CHEWED IT FOR YOU. 528 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,349 GUYS, YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERDOING IT A LITTLE? 529 00:23:13,353 --> 00:23:15,123 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED, 530 00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:17,457 BUT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 531 00:23:17,461 --> 00:23:19,531 - I'M SURE NOTHING WILL. - ( angry clucking ) 532 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:22,528 WHOA! 533 00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:24,312 - AUSTIN! - OH! OH! 534 00:23:25,307 --> 00:23:26,837 I HOPE HE'S NOT HURT. 535 00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,081 I'M SURE AUSTIN'S FINE. 536 00:23:28,082 --> 00:23:29,922 NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT CLUCKY! 537 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,087 CLUCKY! 36975

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