All language subtitles for Austin.And.Ally.S02E16_2

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish Download
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

HEY, ALLY.

WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO LATER

AND LAUGH AT THE MONKEYS?

CAN'T.

I'M MEETING A RECORD LABEL ON WEDNESDAY

AND I STILL HAVE TO FINISH THREE SONGS FOR MY DEMO.

AND MY DAD'S OUT SICK,

SO NOW I HAVE TO WATCH THE STORE, AND--

ARE YOU GUYS PUTTING SALAMI ON CEREAL?

YEP. WE COULDN'T DECIDE

IF WE WANTED BREAKFAST OR LUNCH,

SO WE'RE HAVING BOTH.

WE CALL IT "BLUNCH."

MMM.

FROSTED CRISPY BITES AND SALAMI.

IS THERE A BETTER COMBINATION?

HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT?

OH, SHE'S RIGHT. WE FORGOT THE MUSTARD.

MM.

OH.

GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AS A PIONEER RANGERS TROOP LEADER?

LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

GUESS WHOSE MOM FORCED HER TO GET A NON-PAYING JOB

AS HER BROTHER'S PIONEER RANGERS TROOP LEADER?

SORRY. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE THE OUTDOORS.

OR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.

I USED TO BE A PIONEER RANGER.

BUT I GOT KICKED OUT AFTER A CAMPING TRIP.

APPARENTLY BIRD BATHS

ARE FOR "BIRDS ONLY."

ONE OF MY BIGGEST REGRETS IS THAT I NEVER EARNED

A SINGLE MERIT BADGE.

WELL, TODAY HASN'T BEEN A TOTAL LOSS.

IN ADDITION TO LEARNING HOW TO MAKE AN OUTDOOR BATHROOM OUT OF ROCKS,

I ACTUALLY BOOKED AUSTIN ON "VIDEO COUNTDOWN LIVE."

AWESOME!

THE VIDEO COUNTDOWN THING. NOT THE OUTDOOR BATHROOM THING.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO WRITE A NEW SONG

'CAUSE AUSTIN'S GONNA BE ON "NEW MUSIC TUESDAY."

A NEW SONG FOR AUSTIN BY TUESDAY?

I'M ALREADY WORKING ON THREE SONGS FOR MYSELF.

A LITTLE TRIVIA,

KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT "NEW MUSIC TUESDAY?"

BECAUSE PEOPLE PLAY THEIR NEW MUSIC

AND IT'S ON A TUESDAY?

OH... YOU ALREADY KNOW.

( theme music playing )

♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪

♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪

♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪

♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪

♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪

♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪

♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪

( sighs )

ALL RIGHT, RANGERS,

IF YOU WANT YOUR KNOT TYING BADGE,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE ABLE TO COMPLETE

THE IMPOSSIBLE KNOT.

PLEASE.

ALREADY FINISHED.

IMPOSSIBLE KNOT,

IMPOSSIBLE NOT!

IT'S EASY TO TIE.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO UNTIE.

AW MAN.

HI, TRISH.

I'M HERE FOR THE PIE EATER RANGERS.

NELSON, IT'S THE PIONEER RANGERS,

NOT THE PIE EATER RANGERS.

AW, NARTZ.

YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BAKE THIS KEY LIME PIE?

OH, COOL.

YOU'RE HAVING A PIONEER RANGERS MEETING.

OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ONE OF THOSE IN YEARS.

MIND IF I JOIN?

SURE.

HEY J.J.,

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW DEZ HOW TO TIE AN IMPOSSIBLE KNOT?

WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN IMPOSSIBLE KNOT?

YOU'LL SEE.

SO AUSTIN, HOW'S THE NEW SONG COMING?

THE SHOW'S TOMORROW NIGHT.

WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET, BUT I'M NOT WORRIED.

ALLY AND I HAVE WRITTEN SONGS IN A DAY BEFORE.

SO ALLY, WHEN CAN WE START?

WELL, I STILL HAVE TO FINISH MY SONGS FOR MY DEMO,

BUT I THINK I COULD SQUEEZE YOU IN AT 4:30.

- GREAT. - A.M.

NOT SO GREAT.

I KNOW. WHY DON'T I JUST WRITE THE SONG?

ARE YOU SURE?

YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN A SONG BY YOURSELF BEFORE.

MAYBE IT'S TIME I DID.

AUSTIN, I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR SONG

AND THEN FINISH MINE.

NO NO. YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH TO DO.

SERIOUSLY, I CAN WRITE A SONG.

I'VE BEEN LEARNING FROM THE BEST SONGWRITER

IN THE BUSINESS.

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

- BUT STILL. - ALLY.

I'M AUSTIN MOON. I CAN DO ANYTHING.

OH YEAH.

CAN YOU UNTIE AN IMPOSSIBLE KNOT?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE THESE SCISSORS?

OH YEAH. DUH.

( grunting )

I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THEM TO YOU.

OH.

( grunting )

OKAY, AUSTIN.

I GOT YOU A COUPLE OF THINGS

TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR SONGWRITING.

HERE'S SOME PAPER AND SOME PENCILS

FOR YOU TO WRITE DOWN YOUR IDEAS.

I SHARPENED THEM.

COOL. THANKS.

OH, AND I PACKED YOU A LUNCH

AND SOME SNACKS.

ALLY, I'M NOT A LITTLE KID.

OOH, PUDDING!

( clears throat )

I'LL BE FINE.

HEY, BUDDY. HOW'S THE SONGWRITING GOING?

( gasps ) PUDDING!

SO, HOW'S THE SONGWRITING GOING?

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I HAVE SO FAR.

( clears throat )

( sighs )

( neck cracking )

( exhales )

THAT'S ALL I GOT.

CAN I BE HONEST?

I THINK IT STILL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I NEED A SONG BY TOMORROW,

AND I HAVE NOTHING.

I KNOW YOU CAN WRITE A SONG.

YOU JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BOUNCE IDEAS OFF OF.

HUH? TRY ME.

OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE MELODY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?

( plays and hums "The Alphabet Song" )

MAN, THAT'S "THE ALPHABET SONG."

YEAH, BUT IT'S REALLY CATCHY.

♪ A, B, H, I ♪

♪ J, K, Z ♪

♪ W, X, P. ♪

( sustains note )

HOW DOES PAINTING YOUR NAILS

EARN US A LIFESAVING BADGE?

MY REGULAR MANI-PEDI GIRL IS OUT SICK TODAY.

SO YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY LIFESAVERS.

I THINK YOU JUST NEED SOME INSPIRATION.

LET'S GO SEE A HORROR MOVIE!

HEY, AUSTIN. JETT DEELY JUST CALLED

TO SAY HE'S REALLY EXCITED THAT YOU'RE PERFORMING

ON "VIDEO COUNTDOWN LIVE" TOMORROW.

SO HOW'S THE NEW SONG COMING?

GREAT.

I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

YEP. EXCEPT FOR THE MUSIC, THE LYRICS,

AND A SONG TITLE,

IT'S PRETTY MUCH DONE.

WELL, YOU BETTER GET CRACKING.

ALL RIGHT, TROOP.

WHO WANTS TO EARN THEIR SCIENCE BADGE?

COOL! ARE WE GOING TO A MUSEUM?

NOPE. BUT YOU GET TO DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK.

YOU'RE KIND OF LAZY, AREN'T YOU?

LET'S GO.

SO...

SHOULD WE GO SEE THAT HORROR MOVIE?

I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S GONNA HELP.

DON'T GIVE UP NOW.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE PIONEER RANGER MOTTO.

WHAT IS IT?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

LET ME CHECK THE HANDBOOK.

- ( sighs ) - OH.

"BE STRONG, BE BRAVE, ALWAYS BEHAVE.

BE LOYAL, BE KIND, LEAVE NO RANGER BEHIND."

HEY, THAT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A SONG.

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT BOOK

THAT WILL INSPIRE US.

WELL, IT TOOK ALL NIGHT,

BUT WE FINISHED IT.

YEP. I DIDN'T THINK WE'D GET THROUGH A WHOLE CASE OF PUDDING.

BUT WE DID.

NO, THE SONG.

LET'S PLAY IT ONE MORE TIME.

♪ IF YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WOODS ♪

♪ AND YOU FEEL YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ LOOK FOR A RANGER. ♪

Both: WHOO.

AWESOME. YOU KNOW WHERE THAT SONG WOULD SOUND GREAT?

AT A PIONEER RANGERS MEETING.

YOU KNOW WHERE THAT SONG WON'T SOUND GREAT?

ON LIVE TV IN FRONT OF A MILLION PEOPLE.

HEY, BUDDY.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

I FOUND ANOTHER CUP OF PUDDING.

SPLITSIES?!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO, DEZ?

I DON'T HAVE A SONG TO PERFORM TONIGHT.

JUST TELL ALLY YOU NEED HER HELP.

I CAN'T. I MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL

THAT I COULD WRITE ON MY OWN.

I'M AUSTIN MOON.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING.

SO JUST TELL HER YOU'RE NOT AUSTIN MOON.

WHY'D YOU TAKE MY FORK?

I'M TRYING TO GET MY RECYCLING BADGE.

WANT IT BACK?

YOU WANT ME TO USE A DIRTY FORK

OUT OF THE TRASH?

I'M NOT AN ANIMAL.

IF YOU'RE TOO PROUD TO ASK FOR ALLY'S HELP,

YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO GET HER TO OFFER HER HELP.

HOW DO I DO THAT?

JUST PLAY HER THE HORRIBLE SONG YOU WROTE.

SHE'LL FEEL SO BAD THAT YOU FAILED,

THERE'S NO WAY SHE WON'T HELP YOU.

AND BOY DID YOU FAIL MISERABLY.

HEY, WE WROTE THAT SONG TOGETHER.

OH YEAH.

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THE PARTS I WROTE

WEREN'T TOO BAD.

HEY, TRISH. I DID IT.

I FINISHED WRITING ALL THE SONGS FOR MY DEMO.

THAT'S GREAT, ALLY.

HEY, THESE RANGERS ARE ABOUT TO EARN THEIR CHORE BADGES.

GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT WASHED, POLISHED, OR COOKED?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PIONEER RANGERS,

NOT YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANTS.

YEAH.

IF YOU DON'T TEACH US SOME SURVIVAL SKILLS,

I'M GONNA TELL MOM.

HERE'S A SURVIVAL SKILL.

TELL MOM AND YOU WON'T SURVIVE.

- WE'LL GO DO YOUR LAUNDRY. - MM-HMM.

YOU REALLY HAVE A WAY WITH KIDS.

IT'S THE WRONG WAY, BUT IT'S A WAY.

ALLY! I DID IT. I WROTE A SONG.

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AUSTIN.

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T NEED MY HELP,

AND YOU DIDN'T.

I REMEMBER.

'CAUSE I MADE A PRETTY BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.

HERE, I'LL PLAY IT FOR YOU.

WE WANT YOUR HONEST OPINION.

IF THERE'S ANY LITTLE THING YOU WANT TO HAVE CHANGED,

EVEN IF IT'S THE WHOLE SONG...

FEEL FREE.

♪ IF YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WOODS ♪

♪ AND YOU FEEL YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ LOOK FOR A RANGER ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE KICKED BY A MOOSE ♪

♪ DON'T CALL A STRANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ LOOK FOR A RANGER! ♪

WOW.

THAT'S...

YOUR SONG.

IT RHYMES.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I...

LOVE IT. IT IS SO CATCHY.

SO IS CHICKEN POX.

TRISH.

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF AUSTIN'S SONG.

IT'S TERRIBLE.

I KNOW, BUT IT'S THE FIRST SONG

HE EVER WROTE BY HIMSELF,

AND HE LOVES IT.

WELL, IF HE PERFORMS THAT SONG ON LIVE TV,

HIS CAREER WILL BE CRUSHED.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE ALLY LIKED THE SONG.

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HATE IT

AND THEN WRITE ME A NEW ONE.

WELL...

SHE IS THE SONGWRITER.

MAYBE IT'S BETTER THAN WE THINK?

MAYBE.

- NO WAY. - IT'S TERRIBLE.

AUSTIN?

I HAVE SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO TELL YOU.

YOUR SONG IS AWFUL!

JUST TERRIBLE.

AND WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT?

I'M NOT! I JUST FIGURED

IF I SAID IT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE,

IT WOULDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS AS MUCH.

HUH.

KIND OF WORKED. WEIRD.

LOOK, I KNOW THE SONG STINKS.

CAN YOU HELP ME WRITE A NEW ONE

BEFORE THE SHOW TONIGHT?

AUSTIN, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME.

BUT I JUST FINISHED MY DEMO SONGS.

MAYBE YOU CAN USE ONE OF THOSE.

I CAN'T TAKE ONE OF YOUR SONGS.

AUSTIN, REALLY. I WANT YOU TO.

NO, REALLY. I CAN'T.

THESE SONGS ARE TOO GIRLY.

"PUTTING ON MY MAKEUP FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

CRUSHING ON A BOY, I HOPE HE'S AROUND."

YEAH.

IT SOUNDS BETTER WHEN I SING IT.

MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO CALL "VIDEO COUNTDOWN LIVE"

AND COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE

TO GET OUT OF DOING THE SHOW.

OH, I'VE GOT A GREAT EXCUSE FOR YOU.

TELL THEM YOUR GRANDMA...

GOT ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN.

( burbles )

WELL THAT'S THE DUMBEST EXCUSE

I'VE EVER HEARD.

OH YEAH?

TELL THAT TO MY GRANDMA.

WELL, I WISH I COULD HELP YOU FIGURE THIS OUT,

BUT I HAVE TO GO TAKE THE RANGERS CAMPING.

THAT'S IT.

AUSTIN, JUST TELL JETT DEELY

YOU HAVE TO RESCHEDULE

BECAUSE YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING WITH A SCOUT TROOP.

THAT'S GOOD, ALLY.

MAN, YOU'RE GETTING GOOD AT LYING.

I KNOW.

OH NO.

OKAY. GREAT.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

WELL, HE BOUGHT THE STORY

THAT I'M TAKING THE KIDS CAMPING.

- THAT'S GREAT. - WHAT A RELIEF.

- PROBLEM SOLVED. - AND SINCE I CAN'T COME TO THE SHOW,

HE'S BRINGING THE SHOW TO ME.

HE'S GONNA FILM ME SINGING MY NEW SONG

AT THE CAMPGROUND.

- THAT'S AWFUL. - WE'RE DOOMED.

WE'RE GOING CAMPING!

WHOO!

ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T USE

ONE OF THE NEW SONGS I'VE BEEN WORKING ON?

WAIT. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

♪ DRIVING IN MY CAR, TOP ROLLED DOWN ♪

♪ HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS, NIGHT ON THE TOWN ♪

♪ I'M A GIRL, I'M A GIRL ♪

♪ I'M A GIRL. ♪

( sighs )

OKAY, MAYBE YOU CAN'T.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO? JETT'S GONNA FILM ME

IN LIKE TWO HOURS AT THE CAMPSITE.

CHECK IT OUT. STILL FITS.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD

TO BE A PIONEER RANGER?

HEY, FROM A BOY TO A MAN,

YOU'RE A PIONEER RANGER AS LONG AS YOU STAND.

I'M READY TO GO CAMPING.

AW, NARTZ.

- WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING!

MY TEDDY BEAR'S NAME IS NARTZ.

AW, NARTZ.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME BRING OUR WHOLE HOUSE?

WE'RE ONLY STAYING ONE NIGHT.

WE'RE STAYING THERE OVERNIGHT?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK AND GET MY BED.

WHEN WE GET TO CAMP,

YOU CAN'T JUST WATCH TV AND TAKE A BUBBLE BATH.

WE HAVE BADGES TO EARN, LIKE BIRD CALLING,

AND MUSIC.

HEY.

THOSE BADGES GIVE ME AN IDEA.

OH, ME TOO.

I LOVE CALLING BIRDS.

HELLO, MIAMI ZOO?

( caws )

NO.

THE MUSIC BADGE.

AUSTIN, YOU CAN TELL JETT DEELY

YOU WROTE "THE RANGER SONG" AS A GIFT FOR THE KIDS.

I CAN TEACH THE TROOP TO SING BACKUP FOR YOU.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

RANGERS, LINE UP.

LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.

GET IN A LINE BEFORE I MAKE YOU DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

AND NOT PUSH-UPS. DOLLARS!

MOVE IT!

AUSTIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SCARED ME.

( owl hoots )

DID I DO THIS RIGHT?

AW, NARTZ.

LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

Both: NELSON!

DEZ!

YOU USED ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS FOR OUR S'MORES.

I'M MAKING AN AUTHENTIC MARSHMALLOW TEEPEE

LIKE SOME NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBES.

AUSTIN MOON.

READY TO GO LIVE?

UH, YEAH. SURE.

JUST GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES TO--

AND WE'RE LIVE.

I'M JETT DEELY. THIS IS "VIDEO COUNTDOWN LIVE'S

NEW MUSIC TUESDAY."

WE'RE BROADCASTING FROM THE PIONEER RANGER CAMPSITE,

WITH SPECIAL GUEST AUSTIN MOON.

GREAT TO BE HERE, JETT.

I'M GONNA SING A SPECIAL SONG

I WROTE FOR THESE KIDS.

KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU HEAR IT.

AUSTIN MOON IS SO GENEROUS.

OH HEY, THERE IS ALLY DAWSON,

AUSTIN'S SONGWRITER.

DIDN'T WRITE THIS ONE.

AND I'M NOT HIS MANAGER FOR THIS ONE EITHER.

AND I'M NOT HIS FRIEND FOR THIS ONE EITHER.

OKAY.

READY, RANGERS?

( guitar playing )

♪ IF YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WOODS ♪

♪ AND YOU FEEL YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ CALL A PIONEER RANGER ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE KICKED BY A MOOSE ♪

♪ DON'T CALL A STRANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ CALL A PIONEER RANGER ♪

♪ IF YOUR BIKE'S GOT A FLAT ♪

♪ AND YOU NEED A TIRE CHANGER ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU DO ♪

♪ CALL A PIONEER RANGER ♪

♪ A PIONEER RANGER ♪

♪ A PIONEER RANGER ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

THAT WAS AN AWESOME SONG, AUSTIN.

WHOO!

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S AUSTIN MOON

WITH A SONG HE WROTE

JUST FOR THE KIDS.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

HAD A LOT OF FUN.

WELL HEY, THE FUN'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

HUH?

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL THE FUN.

WHEN WE COME BACK, AUSTIN'S GONNA SING

HIS REAL NEW SONG.

BACK LIVE IN TWO MINUTES.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

HEY, WHEN YOUR CAREER'S IN DANGER,

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

CALL A PIONEER RANGER.

WAIT. THAT'S IT.

WE CAN USE THE PIONEER RANGERS

TO STALL JETT AND HIS CREW

AND STOP THE BROADCAST.

GREAT IDEA.

HEY, JETT.

J.J. WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS IMPOSSIBLE KNOT.

OOH.

YOU'RE GETTING GOOD AT BEING BAD.

I KNOW. OH NO.

VERY IMPRESSIVE, KID.

OH, OKAY.

NOW UNTIE ME.

SORRY, DUDE.

I HAVEN'T EARNED MY UNTYING BADGE YET.

GUYS, COME HELP ME OUT OVER HERE.

THERE ARE SOME SCISSORS IN THAT TENT OVER THERE.

NELSON, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM?

THIS WILL WORK.

WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED

TILL THE SHOW'S OVER.

I JUST HOPE THE SHOW'S OVER

BEFORE THAT BEAR FINISHES EATING

MY MARSHMALLOW TEEPEE.

HE LOOKS HUNGRY.

- ( growling ) - BEAR?!

( all screaming )

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

( growls )

WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE JETT TIED UP HERE.

WHAT DO WE DO?

( growls )

IF IT'S A BLACK BEAR, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.

IF IT'S A BROWN BEAR, YOU PLAY DEAD.

- WHAT COLOR IS IT? - I THINK IT'S BLACK.

( yelling )

( screams )

OR MAYBE IT'S DARK BROWN.

MAKING NOISE!

PLAYING DEAD.

MAKING NOISE!

PLAYING DEAD.

MAKING NOISE!

PLAYING DEAD.

- ( growls ) - ( screaming )

- ( all screaming ) - RUN!

HELP! STILL TIED UP HERE.

OH!

QUICK, UNTIE ME.

YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE I SPENT

ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT

LEARNING HOW TO UNTIE THE IMPOSSIBLE KNOT.

FASTER!

( speaking faster ) YOU'RE IN LUCK BECAUSE I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT--

NO, UNTIE ME!

( both screaming )

WHOO.

THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.

I'M GLAD JETT AND THE RANGERS ALL MADE IT OUT.

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE "BEAR"-LY ESCAPED.

( chuckles )

TOO SOON?

NO AMOUNT OF TIME

WILL MAKE THAT FUNNY.

LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY

THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME

TO HELP YOU WRITE YOUR NEW SONG.

I GET IT.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MUSIC TO FOCUS ON NOW.

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK.

I HOPE SO, 'CAUSE...

I'M ALWAYS GONNA NEED YOU, ALLY.

THAT'S SO SWEET, AUSTIN.

BEAR HUG?

( chuckles )

I CAN'T IMAGINE WRITING SONGS WITHOUT YOU.

IT WOULD BE UN-"BEAR"-ABLE.

HOW MANY MORE OF THOSE BEAR JOKES DO YOU HAVE?

EH, SIX OR SEVEN.

( both chuckle )

ALL RIGHT, J.J.,

HERE'S YOUR KNOT TYING BADGE,

YOUR MUSIC BADGE,

AND YOUR PRETTY COOL LITTLE BROTHER BADGE.

THANKS, SIS.

OH, BY THE WAY, I NEED YOU TO HIKE MY TUB AND TV BACK HOME.

I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH.

NELSON, YOU'RE NEXT.

HERE IS YOUR TRACK AND FIELD BADGE.

- WHEN THAT BEAR SHOWED UP, YOU... - COOL!

...REALLY RAN FAST.

MY TURN!

AND NOW FOR OUR HONORARY PIONEER RANGER.

WE'VE GOT THE MUSIC BADGE,

THE RECYCLING BADGE,

THE ARCHITECTURE BADGE,

AND THE LIFESAVING BADGE.

FINALLY.

I GOT MY MERIT BADGES.

WHOO! ( laughing )

( growls )

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

( screams )

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.