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OH.
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( chuckles )
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PAH!
( chuckles )
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OH. PANTS SUNDAE.
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OH.
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Mmm.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
ON THE INTERNET.
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I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE.
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AUSTIN, YOU KNOW THERE'S
NO EATING IN THE STORE.
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AND THERE'S DEFINITELY
NO EATING OFF YOUR PANTS.
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THERE'S NO SIGN FOR THAT.
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THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE
TO BE A SIGN
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TO NOT EAT
OFF YOUR PANTS.
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT PIRATE FRANK'S FISH FRY.
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WHERE EVERY MEAL IS
A PARRRR-TY.
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THIS IS THE WORST JOB
I'VE EVER HAD.
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I SMELL LIKE FISH GUTS
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AND GUESS WHO
MY NEW COWORKER IS.
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AHOY, MATEYS!
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I JUST GOT HIRED
AT PIRATE FRANK'S,
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WHERE EVERY MEAL IS
A PARRRR-TY.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO STARRRR-T.
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I CAN SAVE UP
TO BUY A CARRRR.
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GUYS, WE'VE GOT
BIGGER PROBLEMS--
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- THIS BLOG.
- OH, MIAMI H8TER GIRL.
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SHE WRITES
ABOUT EVERYTHING
SHE HATES IN MIAMI.
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SHE'S SO ANGRY
AND BITTER.
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I LOVE HER.
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WELL, RIGHT NOW ALL
SHE HATES IS AUSTIN.
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I MEAN LOOK AT
ALL THESE EMBARRASSING
VIDEOS SHE'S POSTED.
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- AUSTIN WITH
BROCCOLI IN HIS TEETH.
- ( Trish laughing )
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AUSTIN BITING
HIS TOENAILS.
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AUSTIN CHECKING
OUT A GIRL.
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Oh!
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THAT WAS
SO EMBARRASSING.
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- ( dings )
- TRISH, DID YOU
JUST CLICK "LIKE"?
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HEY, FUNNY IS FUNNY.
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( theme music playing )
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* WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE *
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* I BRING ON THE THUNDER
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* 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
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* AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER
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* YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD *
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* YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD *
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* AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD *
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* WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK *
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* WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" *
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* AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN'
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* OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA *
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* IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO *
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* WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW *
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* I OWN THIS DREAM
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* 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME
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* THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. *
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THERE'S AN ANONYMOUS
BLOGGER WHO HATES ME.
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DON'T WORRY.
H8TER GIRL'S WEBSITE
ONLY HAS LIKE 47 HITS.
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- ( dings )
- 112 HITS.
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- ( dings )
- 1,059.
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- ( dings repeatedly )
- OKAY, MAYBE WORRY.
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WE GOTTA FIND OUT
WHO H8TER GIRL IS.
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I'M PERFORMING
AT THE MALL THIS WEEKEND
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AND I CAN'T HAVE
ALL THIS BAD PUBLICITY.
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OH, I'VE GOT IT!
SHE'S FILMING YOU DO
EMBARRASSING STUFF,
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SO DON'T DO
ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.
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YOU HAVE BROCCOLI
IN YOUR TEETH AGAIN.
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( sighs )
HOW DOES THIS
KEEP HAPPENING?
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I DON'T EVEN EAT BROCCOLI.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO
ONLY GOOD THINGS
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SO H8TER GIRL
WON'T HAVE ANYTHING BAD
TO PUT ON HER SITE.
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GREAT IDEA.
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HEY, NELSON,
COME HERE.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A SHINY NEW QUARTER
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- TO MAKE A WISH
IN THE FOUNTAIN?
- THANKS.
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I'M GONNA WISH
FOR A MUSTACHE.
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YUP, AUSTIN MOON IS
A GOOD GUY
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WHO MAKES LITTLE KIDS'
WISHES COME TRUE.
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- ( splashes )
- NELSON! OH!
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I GOT YOU, NELSON.
HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
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IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
I-- OH!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
LET GO OF THE QUARTER
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WHEN YOU THROW IT
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
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SO NO MUSTACHE?
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- SORRY, NELSON.
- AW, NARTZ.
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AUSTIN...
( chuckles )
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YOU JUST SAVED NELSON.
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WHOO!
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I'D LIKE TO SEE H8TER GIRL
MAKE THAT LOOK BAD.
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Austin:
"AUSTIN DUNKS DEFENSELESS BOY
INTO FOUNTAIN"?
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WOW, H8TER GIRL IS GOOD.
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I MEAN BAD.
I MEAN GOOD AT BEING BAD,
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BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD PERSON
BUT SHE'S JUST SO GOOD
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AT BEING A BAD--
I'LL STOP TALKING NOW.
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HERE YOU GO.
SORRRR-Y I MESSED IT UP
THE FIRST TIME.
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DEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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FRYING A FOOTBALL.
THIS THING ISN'T JUST
FOR FRYING FISH.
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YOU CAN FRY
ANYTHING IN HERE.
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LOOK,
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A HAMMER,
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MY PURSE.
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THAT'S MY PURSE.
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OH, THAT MAKES
SO MUCH MORE SENSE.
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- PIRATE TRISH.
- YES, PIRATE FRANK?
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I HAVE TO GO
WALK THE PLANK.
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THAT'S PIRATE
FOR "USE THE BATHROOM."
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WHILE I'M GONE
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I NEED YOU
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH,
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MOP THE FLOOR AND BATTER
THE FISH STICKS.
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
I LIVE TO SERVE.
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PIRATE FRANK WANTS YOU
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH,
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MOP THE FLOOR AND BATTER
THE FISH STICKS.
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OH MAN!
WHAT'D HE TELL
YOU TO DO?
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READ THIS
FASHION MAGAZINE.
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HA HA, SUCKER!
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( cell phone ringing )
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WHERE'S MY CELLPHONE?
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I GOT IT.
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I'D GIVE IT
A FEW MINUTES TO COOL OFF
BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT.
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AH.
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WHAT'S WITH THE TENT?
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I'M LIVING HERE
UNTIL THE MALL CONCERT
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SO H8TER GIRL CAN'T GET
ANY MORE BAD FOOTAGE OF ME.
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I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED--
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FOOD, VIDEO GAMES,
A BATHROOM--
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BUT THAT'S A CLOSET.
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OH. MIGHT NOT WANNA
GO IN THERE FOR AWHILE.
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ALL RIGHT,
FIRST-- EWW.
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SECOND, I THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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IT'S JUST
A HARMLESS WEBSITE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE H8TER GIRL IS
GONNA RUIN YOUR CAREER.
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H8TER GIRL IS
RUINING YOUR CAREER.
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- SEE?
- THE OWNER
OF THE MALL SAW
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THE VIDEO OF YOU DUNKING
NELSON INTO THE FOUNTAIN
AND CANCELLED YOUR GIG.
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APPARENTLY THE MALL
HAS A NO-DUNKING-KIDS-
INTO-THE-FOUNTAIN POLICY.
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SO STRICT.
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THAT DOES IT.
WE NEED TO FIND OUT
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WHO H8TER GIRL IS
AND STOP HER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
WE CAN'T LET HER HURT
YOUR CAREER ANY MORE.
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COME ON, GUYS, LET'S--
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- WHAT'S WITH YOUR SHOES?
- I FRIED 'EM.
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DELICIOUS.
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THERE'S NO EATING SHOES
IN THE STORE.
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- THERE'S NO SIGN THAT SAYS--
- THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE
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A SIGN TO NOT EAT
YOUR SHOES.
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FINE.
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( crickets chirping )
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- ( all shushing )
- ME? YOU SHUSH.
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DON'T SHUSH ME.
YOU SHUSH.
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- CAN YOU JUST GO?
- DEZ, GO. JUST GO.
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SO WHY DO WE THINK
H8TER GIRL'S GOING
TO SHOW UP?
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'CAUSE DEZ EMAILED HER
AND SAID HE HAD EMBARRASSING
PICTURES OF ME.
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SHE SAID TO LEAVE THEM
IN THAT RECYCLING BIN.
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WHEN H8TER GIRL
COMES TO GET THEM,
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WE'LL FIND OUT WHO SHE IS.
IT'S PERFECT.
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SHE'LL HAVE NO IDEA
WE'RE HIDING HERE.
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( shouts )
HURRY UP, YOU DOOF!
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- THE CHICKEN IS
IN THE BUCKET.
- ( chuckles )
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- IS THAT CODE
FOR YOU MADE THE DROP?
- NO, I BROUGHT CHICKEN.
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I THOUGHT WE MIGHT
BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
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- MMM.
- GOOD CALL.
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STAKEOUTS CAN TAKE
ALL NIGHT.
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THE KEY IS
TO STAY ALERT AND AWAKE.
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( snoring )
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THE RECYCLING BIN
IS GONE!
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DO YOU THINK
H8TER GIRL TOOK IT?
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NO, IT SPROUTED LEGS
AND RAN AWAY.
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00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,582
NOW WHAT?
WE BLEW OUR SHOT
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- AT CATCHING H8TER GIRL.
- SORRY, AUSTIN,
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BUT LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE--
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AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T
GET ANY EMBARRASSING
PHOTOS OF YOU.
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ALL SHE GOT WAS
AN EMPTY ENVELOPE.
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Austin:
"OLD SCHOOL PHOTO
OF AUSTIN MOON"?
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WHY DID YOU
GIVE HER REAL PICTURES?
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BECAUSE I PROMISED.
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SHE MAY BE
AN EVIL BLOGGER WHO'S OUT
TO DESTROY MY BEST FRIEND,
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BUT I AM A MAN OF MY WORD.
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THIS H8TER GIRL'S
DRIVING ME NUTS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S
DRIVING ME NUTS?
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TRYING TO READ A MAGAZINE
WITH A HOOK HAND.
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YOUR UNIFORM COULD
BE A LOT WORSE.
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AT LEAST YOU'RE
NOT THE ONE WHO HAS
TO GREET CUSTOMERS
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DRESSED AS A CATFISH.
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WAIT A SEC.
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THAT CATFISH
DOESN'T WORK HERE.
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WE DON'T SERVE CATFISH.
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WE DON'T EVEN SERVE
REAL FISH.
189
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THAT FISH HAS
BEEN WATCHING US
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
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THAT MUST BE H8TER GIRL.
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I'LL GET HER.
192
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,640
TELL PIRATE FRANK
I'VE GONE FISHING.
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00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,150
HEY, YOU CATFISH!
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00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,951
( whirrs, snaps )
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- GOTCHA!
( grunting )
- ( whirring )
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00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,687
- OH OH, YOU'VE GOT HER!
- COME ON, GET 'EM!
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YOU'VE GOT HER,
JUST KEEP GOING.
KEEP GOING.
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- Austin:
USE THOSE PIRATE MUSCLES!
- Trish: YOU CAN DO IT.
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( girls shout )
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LET'S SEE
WHO H8TER GIRL IS.
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TILLY THOMPSON?
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YOU KNOW HER?
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00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,114
WE WENT
TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE H8TER GIRL?
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H8TER GIRL?
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00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,179
YOU MEAN THAT BEAUTIFUL,
AMAZINGLY TALENTED GIRL
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WHO HAS THAT AWESOME
WEBSITE ABOUT HOW MUCH
I HATE AUSTIN?
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00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,090
NEVER HEARD OF HER.
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00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,021
- WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON.
- WHOA WHOA.
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YOU REALIZE
YOU JUST ADMITTED
YOU'RE H8TER GIRL.
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00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,897
I HATE IT WHEN
I ADMIT THINGS.
212
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,930
I HATE IT.
I HATE IT.
I HATE IT!
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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,240
SO HOW DID YOU GET
ALL THOSE VIDEOS OF ME?
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00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,940
I WAS ALWAYS AROUND YOU.
YOU JUST DIDN'T REALIZE,
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00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,783
BECAUSE I'M A MASTER
OF DISGUISE.
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00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,113
- ( beeping )
- HERE'S ME AS A COWBOY,
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00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:22,445
A BIKER,
AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE.
218
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,252
THAT LADY PUSHING
THE STROLLER DOESN'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE YOU.
219
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,985
I'M THE BABY.
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00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:31,090
WAH! WAH!
BURP ME!
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LOOK, TILLY,
YOU SEEM LIKE
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A REALLY NICE,
NOT-CRAZY GIRL.
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- WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
- I DON'T HATE YOU.
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IN FACT, I THINK YOU'RE
AN AMAZING SINGER.
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REALLY? THANKS.
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00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,279
- I HATE HER!
- WHAT?
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00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,808
- WHAT DID I DO?
- OH, DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,175
I'M NOT ACTING.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
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00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,484
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SPEND
EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY
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THINKING ABOUT MY SONG
YOU RUINED IN KINDERGARTEN?
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NO. ( chuckles )
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A PERSON WHO DWELLS
ON SOMETHING EVERY MINUTE
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OF EVERY DAY FOR 10 YEARS
WOULD HAVE TO BE INSANE--
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--LY TALENTED.
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00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,297
AND PRETTY.
236
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,797
HOW DID ALLY RUIN
YOUR SONG?
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00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,936
WE WERE BOTH
IN MRS. CARMICHAEL'S CLASS.
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AS USUAL, ALLY WAS BEING
HER LITTLE BOSSY SELF.
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00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,746
THERE'S NO EATING
IN THE CLASSROOM.
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00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,079
I WAS
IN THAT CLASS TOO.
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00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,918
GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AS THE HALL MONITOR!
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00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,934
THE SPRING PAGEANT WAS
COMING UP. THIS YEAR'S
THEME WAS INSECTS.
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I WROTE "THE LADYBUG SONG."
IT WAS BRILLIANT.
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* I'M A LITTLE LADYBUG
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* I HAVE BLACK POLKA DOTS
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00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,341
* I LOVE TO EAT PIZZA
AND RIDE MY BICYCLE. *
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00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,982
Tilly:
EVERYBODY LOVED IT.
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,277
IT WAS KIND OF CUTE,
249
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,885
BUT THE LYRICS WERE
A LITTLE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
250
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,218
I MEAN,
LADYBUGS DON'T RIDE BIKES.
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00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,955
OH, LIKE YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT LADYBUGS.
252
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,331
I-- I DON'T KNOW
EVERYTHING,
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00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,359
JUST THAT THEY
DON'T RIDE BIKES.
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00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,595
WHATEVER.
THE POINT IS
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YOU HAD TO GO AND WRITE
"THE BUTTERFLY SONG."
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- ( piano music playing )
- * I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY
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* SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS
258
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,846
* EVEN THOUGH
I'M SMALL AND FRAIL *
259
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,120
* I CAN DO MOST ANYTHING.
260
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,321
Tilly:
EVERYBODY HATED IT.
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00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:52,595
AND THEN THE CLASS PICKED
WHICH SONG WAS GOING TO BE
IN THE INSECT PLAY.
262
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,302
WHICH ONE DID THEY PICK?
WHICH ONE DID THEY PICK?
263
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,965
- THEY PICKED ALLY'S.
- OH, NO WAY.
264
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,905
I WOULD BE SO MAD
IF I WERE YOU.
265
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,038
- YOU WERE SAYING?
- NOT FAIR!
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00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,147
MY SONG WAS BETTER!
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00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,323
ALLY, YOU WILL PAY
FOR THIS!
268
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,392
HAVE FUN SINGING
WITH NO LYRICS.
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00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,660
THERE'S NO EATING
IN THE CLASSROOM.
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00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,163
( screaming )
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00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,504
THAT WAS
A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME.
272
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,002
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I REALIZED I WANTED
TO BE A SONGWRITER.
273
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,036
IT WAS A SPECIAL DAY
FOR ME TOO.
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00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,671
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB.
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00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:38,146
APPARENTLY A HALL MONITOR
CAN'T CHARGE KIDS TO USE
THE BATHROOM. HUH.
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00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,208
WELL, IT WASN'T
A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME.
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00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,448
IT WAS THE DAY
ALLY DESTROYED MY DREAMS.
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00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,023
( chuckles )
LOOK, TILLY,
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00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,363
IT WAS KINDERGARTEN.
WE WERE KIDS.
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00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088
"KINDER" IS GERMAN
FOR KIDS.
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00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,334
AND "GARTEN" IS GERMAN
FOR MEATLOAF.
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00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,300
KINDERGARTEN--
MEATLOAF MADE OF KIDS.
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00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,029
YOUR BRAIN IS MADE
OF MEATLOAF.
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00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,197
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- WELL, IT'S ONE PART KID,
285
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,135
- ONE PART HAMBURGER,
PUT 'EM TOGETHER--
- NO. WHY ARE YOU
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00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,712
TAKING IT OUT ON ME
IF YOU'RE MAD AT ALLY?
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00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,310
BECAUSE I FIGURED
BY RUINING YOUR CAREER,
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00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,713
I'LL RUIN HER CAREER.
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00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,445
IT'S THE PERFECT WAY
TO GET MY REVENGE.
290
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,722
WAIT, WOULDN'T IT BE
EASIER TO GET REVENGE
ON ALLY DIRECTLY?
291
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,491
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
292
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,960
- DEZ!
- I'M JUST SAYING
CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
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00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,161
BESIDES, IT'S NOT
LIKE I TOLD HER HOW
TO GET REVENGE,
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00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,263
LIKE USING YOUR STAGE FRIGHT
AGAINST YOU OR SOMETHING.
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00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,732
DEZ!
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00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,473
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,000
WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A LITTLE SHOW
HERE AT THE MALL
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00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,411
AND REVERSE WHAT HAPPENED
IN KINDERGARTEN,
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00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,241
YOU'RE GONNA SING
YOUR BUTTERFLY SONG
300
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,246
AND LOOK STUPID BECAUSE
OF YOUR STAGE FRIGHT
301
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,248
AND I'M GONNA SING
"THE LADYBUG SONG"
302
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,280
AND EVERYBODY'S
GOING TO LOVE ME.
303
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,353
UH, WHAT IF I DON'T SING
THE BUTTERFLY SONG?
304
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,256
THEN I'M GOING TO KEEP POSTING
BAD STUFF ABOUT AUSTIN
305
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,389
AND MAKE SURE HE NEVER PLAYS
ANOTHER GIG AGAIN.
306
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,136
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SINGING "THE BUTTERFLY SONG,"
307
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,109
ALLY DAWSON!
308
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,314
* I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY--
309
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,305
I CAN'T DO THIS.
310
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,477
THEY'RE STARING AT ME.
311
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,117
THEY'RE STUFFED ANIMALS.
THEY DON'T BLINK.
312
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,224
WELL, THAT ONE
LAUGHED AT ME.
313
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,363
IT'S LARRY
THE LAUGHING LIZARD.
314
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,602
- THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
- ( laughs )
315
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,067
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
316
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,029
YOU DIDN'T HAVE STAGE FRIGHT
IN KINDERGARTEN.
317
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,468
- WHAT HAPPENED SINCE THEN?
- I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
318
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,113
I MEAN, NOW YOU CAN'T
EVEN SING IN FRONT OF
A BUNCH OF SWEET,
319
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,140
LITTLE FUZZY ANIMALS
WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE EYES.
AND CAN I KEEP THIS ONE?
320
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,178
LOOK, AUSTIN, I PROMISE
IF I EVER WANT TO TALK
321
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,175
ABOUT MY STAGE FRIGHT,
YOU'LL BE THE ONE I GO TO.
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00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,085
IT'S REALLY SWEET
THAT YOU CARE.
323
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,090
NOW GIVE ME BACK
DOUGIE THE DOLPHIN.
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00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,525
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO ONSTAGE AND EMBARRASS
YOURSELF LIKE THIS.
325
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,161
YES, I DO.
326
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,467
IF I DON'T, TILLY'S GONNA
DESTROY YOUR CAREER.
327
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,099
I'D RATHER FACE
MY BIGGEST FEAR
THAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
328
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,436
( chuckles )
THANKS, ALLY.
THAT MEANS A LOT.
329
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,111
YOU'RE GONNA SING AS BEAUTIFUL
AS THE SUNSET OUT THERE.
330
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,653
DON'T TOUCH
MY DOLPHIN.
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00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,819
I CAN'T BELIEVE
TILLY'S FORCING ALLY
332
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,151
TO SING ONSTAGE
AND WE'RE NOT THERE TO SEE IT.
333
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,217
WELL, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND
FOR WANTING TO SUPPORT HER.
334
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,226
NO. SHE COULD HAVE
A MELTDOWN
335
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,858
AND YAK ON SOMEONE
IN THE FRONT ROW.
336
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,332
- I DON'T WANNA MISS THAT.
- ( both laugh )
337
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,503
BUT YEAH,
ALSO THE SUPPORT THING.
338
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,170
WE COULD ASK
FOR THE NIGHT OFF.
339
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,372
THAT'S NOT HOW I DO THINGS.
WE NEED TO GET FIRED.
340
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,275
IN THAT CASE,
THERE IS SOMETHING THAT
I HAVE BEEN DYING TO DO.
341
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,311
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
342
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:04,117
YOU DEEP-FRIED
THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT!
343
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,151
YOU'RE FIRED!
344
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,563
( both laugh )
345
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,496
- ( crickets chirping )
- THANKS, EVERYBODY,
FOR COMING OUT.
346
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,171
YOU'RE ABOUT
TO HEAR TWO SONGS--
347
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,340
ONE GREAT ONE
AND ONE TERRIBLE ONE.
348
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,269
I'M NOT GONNA SAY
WHICH IS WHICH.
349
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,544
HERE TO SING
THE TERRIBLE SONG--
ALLY DAWSON.
350
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,344
( cheering, applauding )
351
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,282
YOU CAN DO THIS.
I HAVE TOTAL FAITH IN YOU.
352
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,315
THOSE OF YOU
IN THE FRONT ROW
353
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,150
MIGHT WANNA TAKE
A FEW STEPS BACK.
354
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,326
OH!
355
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,730
( mouthing )
356
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,408
OH, MIKE'S NOT WORKING.
( chuckles )
357
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,646
TESTING TESTING,
CHECK ONE, TWO.
358
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,378
IT'S WORKING FINE.
359
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,324
- ( angrily ) THANK YOU, DEZ.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
360
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,350
( chuckling nervously )
361
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,594
UH, UM, UM, UH,
362
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,328
UM UM UM UM
363
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,432
- UM--
- HI, I'M AUSTIN MOON
364
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,404
AND I'M HERE TO SING
A SONG FOR YOU.
365
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,473
( cheering )
366
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,710
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I DON'T CARE IF TILLY
DESTROYS MY CAREER.
367
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,440
I'D RATHER THAT HAPPEN
THAN LET YOU SUFFER.
368
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,976
- SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH.
369
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,351
THANK YOU, AUSTIN.
THAT IS THE NICEST THING
THAT ANYONE HAS EVER DONE.
370
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,323
All: AWW.
371
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,552
GOTTA GO, BYE.
372
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,293
THIS ISN'T PART
OF THE DEAL.
373
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,285
IF ALLY DOESN'T SING
HER STUPID SONG,
374
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,527
THEN I'M GONNA KEEP
POSTING FAKE STUFF ABOUT YOU
ON MY H8TER GIRL WEBSITE.
375
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,328
WHOA, YOU HEARD HER, FOLKS.
376
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,238
THAT'S H8TER GIRL
AND SHE FAKED THE STUFF
ABOUT ME ON HER WEBSITE.
377
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,371
BOO!
378
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,436
( all booing )
379
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,380
I HATE IT
WHEN I ADMIT THINGS.
380
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,382
I HATE IT.
I HATE IT.
I HATE IT!
381
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,715
YEAH YEAH,
YOU HATE THINGS.
382
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,750
JOIN THE CLUB.
LET'S GO, WACKADOODLE.
383
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,261
NOW I'M GONNA SING
THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN
BY A FIVE-YEAR-OLD.
384
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,391
"THE LADYBUG SONG"?
385
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,396
"THE BUTTERFLY SONG."
386
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,398
( shouts ) NO!
387
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,632
THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN
BY MY PARTNER ALLY.
388
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,667
IT'S SPECIAL TO HER
BECAUSE IT MADE HER REALIZE
389
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,413
SHE WANTED TO BE
A SONGWRITER.
390
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,508
AND THAT MAKES
HER SPECIAL TO ME TOO.
391
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,540
( acoustic guitar
music playing )
392
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,446
* I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY
393
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,550
* SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS
394
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,694
* EVEN THOUGH
I'M SMALL AND FRAIL *
395
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,792
* I CAN DO MOST ANYTHING
396
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:04,426
* CATERPILLAR IN MY COCOON
397
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,644
* I'M GONNA BE
A BUTTERFLY SOON *
398
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,708
* I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY
399
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,409
* I CAN SOAR
THROUGH THE SKY *
400
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:20,713
* SO GLAD I ENDED
UP LIKE THIS *
401
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:25,487
* THANKS TO METAMORPHOSIS
402
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,485
* I'M A BUTTERFLY
403
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,729
* I'M A BUTTERFLY
404
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:40,331
* YEAH, I'M A BUTTERFLY.
405
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,497
( cheering, applauding )
406
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,681
( all laugh )
407
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,117
AUSTIN,
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET,
408
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,492
WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
409
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,492
DOUGIE! OH.
410
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:08,725
- YOU LIKE STUFFED ANIMALS?
- PFFT. NO.
411
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,631
I'LL PICK HIM UP LATER.
412
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,468
WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS WATCHING?
413
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,870
H8TER GIRL'S MELTDOWN.
THIS IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
414
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,902
( screaming )
415
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,641
TILLY WAS SO EMBARRASSED,
416
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,376
SHE SHUT DOWN
HER H8TER GIRL WEBSITE.
417
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,382
I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE TO BE
WORRYING ABOUT HER ANYMORE.
418
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,675
( Ally chuckles )
419
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,686
- OH, A CUTE LITTLE BABY.
- Dez: AWW.
420
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,620
- MISS ME?
- ( all scream )
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