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PANTS SUNDAE. 5 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,256 OH. 6 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,863 Mmm. 7 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,497 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ON THE INTERNET. 8 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:07,544 I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE. 9 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,198 AUSTIN, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO EATING IN THE STORE. 10 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:13,668 AND THERE'S DEFINITELY NO EATING OFF YOUR PANTS. 11 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,305 THERE'S NO SIGN FOR THAT. 12 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,208 THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE A SIGN 13 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:22,247 TO NOT EAT OFF YOUR PANTS. 14 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,193 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT PIRATE FRANK'S FISH FRY. 15 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:29,259 WHERE EVERY MEAL IS A PARRRR-TY. 16 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,530 THIS IS THE WORST JOB I'VE EVER HAD. 17 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,589 I SMELL LIKE FISH GUTS 18 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,227 AND GUESS WHO MY NEW COWORKER IS. 19 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,363 AHOY, MATEYS! 20 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,667 I JUST GOT HIRED AT PIRATE FRANK'S, 21 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,169 WHERE EVERY MEAL IS A PARRRR-TY. 22 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,902 I CAN'T WAIT TO STARRRR-T. 23 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,536 I CAN SAVE UP TO BUY A CARRRR. 24 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,683 GUYS, WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS-- 25 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:51,278 - THIS BLOG. - OH, MIAMI H8TER GIRL. 26 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,552 SHE WRITES ABOUT EVERYTHING SHE HATES IN MIAMI. 27 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,581 SHE'S SO ANGRY AND BITTER. 28 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,686 I LOVE HER. 29 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,688 WELL, RIGHT NOW ALL SHE HATES IS AUSTIN. 30 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:04,561 I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THESE EMBARRASSING VIDEOS SHE'S POSTED. 31 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,562 - AUSTIN WITH BROCCOLI IN HIS TEETH. - ( Trish laughing ) 32 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,564 AUSTIN BITING HIS TOENAILS. 33 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,596 AUSTIN CHECKING OUT A GIRL. 34 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,630 Oh! 35 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,437 THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 36 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,170 - ( dings ) - TRISH, DID YOU JUST CLICK "LIKE"? 37 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:21,407 HEY, FUNNY IS FUNNY. 38 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,612 ( theme music playing ) 39 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,905 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 40 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,447 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER 41 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,182 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK 42 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,548 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER 43 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,185 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 44 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,421 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 45 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:37,525 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 46 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,588 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 47 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,398 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 48 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,530 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 49 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,735 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 50 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,939 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 51 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:55,242 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 52 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,246 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 53 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:01,249 * I OWN THIS DREAM 54 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:04,352 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 55 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,485 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 56 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,721 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 57 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:21,365 I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S AN ANONYMOUS BLOGGER WHO HATES ME. 58 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:25,542 DON'T WORRY. H8TER GIRL'S WEBSITE ONLY HAS LIKE 47 HITS. 59 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,513 - ( dings ) - 112 HITS. 60 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,441 - ( dings ) - 1,059. 61 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:31,507 - ( dings repeatedly ) - OKAY, MAYBE WORRY. 62 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,775 WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHO H8TER GIRL IS. 63 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,554 I'M PERFORMING AT THE MALL THIS WEEKEND 64 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,523 AND I CAN'T HAVE ALL THIS BAD PUBLICITY. 65 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,991 OH, I'VE GOT IT! SHE'S FILMING YOU DO EMBARRASSING STUFF, 66 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,721 SO DON'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING. 67 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,329 YOU HAVE BROCCOLI IN YOUR TEETH AGAIN. 68 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,802 ( sighs ) HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? 69 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,401 I DON'T EVEN EAT BROCCOLI. 70 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,274 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO ONLY GOOD THINGS 71 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,044 SO H8TER GIRL WON'T HAVE ANYTHING BAD TO PUT ON HER SITE. 72 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,742 GREAT IDEA. 73 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,235 HEY, NELSON, COME HERE. 74 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,449 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SHINY NEW QUARTER 75 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,781 - TO MAKE A WISH IN THE FOUNTAIN? - THANKS. 76 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,386 I'M GONNA WISH FOR A MUSTACHE. 77 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,291 YUP, AUSTIN MOON IS A GOOD GUY 78 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:18,694 WHO MAKES LITTLE KIDS' WISHES COME TRUE. 79 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,434 - ( splashes ) - NELSON! OH! 80 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,304 I GOT YOU, NELSON. HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. 81 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,703 ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? 82 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,604 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. I-- OH! 83 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,781 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET GO OF THE QUARTER 84 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,578 WHEN YOU THROW IT IN THE FOUNTAIN. 85 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,510 SO NO MUSTACHE? 86 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,877 - SORRY, NELSON. - AW, NARTZ. 87 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,658 AUSTIN... ( chuckles ) 88 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,590 YOU JUST SAVED NELSON. 89 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,655 WHOO! 90 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,629 I'D LIKE TO SEE H8TER GIRL MAKE THAT LOOK BAD. 91 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,639 Austin: "AUSTIN DUNKS DEFENSELESS BOY INTO FOUNTAIN"? 92 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,441 WOW, H8TER GIRL IS GOOD. 93 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,738 I MEAN BAD. I MEAN GOOD AT BEING BAD, 94 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,607 BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD PERSON BUT SHE'S JUST SO GOOD 95 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,905 AT BEING A BAD-- I'LL STOP TALKING NOW. 96 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:22,662 HERE YOU GO. SORRRR-Y I MESSED IT UP THE FIRST TIME. 97 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,631 DEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 98 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,829 FRYING A FOOTBALL. THIS THING ISN'T JUST FOR FRYING FISH. 99 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,762 YOU CAN FRY ANYTHING IN HERE. 100 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,468 LOOK, 101 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,770 A HAMMER, 102 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,574 MY PURSE. 103 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,736 THAT'S MY PURSE. 104 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,814 OH, THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE. 105 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,724 - PIRATE TRISH. - YES, PIRATE FRANK? 106 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,848 I HAVE TO GO WALK THE PLANK. 107 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,553 THAT'S PIRATE FOR "USE THE BATHROOM." 108 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,887 WHILE I'M GONE 109 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,662 I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, 110 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,660 MOP THE FLOOR AND BATTER THE FISH STICKS. 111 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,532 AYE AYE, CAPTAIN. I LIVE TO SERVE. 112 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,600 PIRATE FRANK WANTS YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, 113 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,802 MOP THE FLOOR AND BATTER THE FISH STICKS. 114 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,774 OH MAN! WHAT'D HE TELL YOU TO DO? 115 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,943 READ THIS FASHION MAGAZINE. 116 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,742 HA HA, SUCKER! 117 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,753 ( cell phone ringing ) 118 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,950 WHERE'S MY CELLPHONE? 119 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,781 I GOT IT. 120 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,846 I'D GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES TO COOL OFF BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT. 121 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,859 AH. 122 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,941 WHAT'S WITH THE TENT? 123 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,169 I'M LIVING HERE UNTIL THE MALL CONCERT 124 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,644 SO H8TER GIRL CAN'T GET ANY MORE BAD FOOTAGE OF ME. 125 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,444 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED-- 126 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,836 FOOD, VIDEO GAMES, A BATHROOM-- 127 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,578 BUT THAT'S A CLOSET. 128 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,983 OH. MIGHT NOT WANNA GO IN THERE FOR AWHILE. 129 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,215 ALL RIGHT, FIRST-- EWW. 130 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,850 SECOND, I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 131 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,718 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS WEBSITE. 132 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,986 IT'S NOT LIKE H8TER GIRL IS GONNA RUIN YOUR CAREER. 133 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,755 H8TER GIRL IS RUINING YOUR CAREER. 134 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,729 - SEE? - THE OWNER OF THE MALL SAW 135 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,835 THE VIDEO OF YOU DUNKING NELSON INTO THE FOUNTAIN AND CANCELLED YOUR GIG. 136 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:18,838 APPARENTLY THE MALL HAS A NO-DUNKING-KIDS- INTO-THE-FOUNTAIN POLICY. 137 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,772 SO STRICT. 138 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,840 THAT DOES IT. WE NEED TO FIND OUT 139 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,747 WHO H8TER GIRL IS AND STOP HER. 140 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,679 YOU'RE RIGHT, WE CAN'T LET HER HURT YOUR CAREER ANY MORE. 141 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,876 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S-- 142 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,787 - WHAT'S WITH YOUR SHOES? - I FRIED 'EM. 143 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,790 DELICIOUS. 144 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,892 THERE'S NO EATING SHOES IN THE STORE. 145 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,834 - THERE'S NO SIGN THAT SAYS-- - THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE 146 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,659 A SIGN TO NOT EAT YOUR SHOES. 147 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,064 FINE. 148 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,914 ( crickets chirping ) 149 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,282 - ( all shushing ) - ME? YOU SHUSH. 150 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,050 DON'T SHUSH ME. YOU SHUSH. 151 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,720 - CAN YOU JUST GO? - DEZ, GO. JUST GO. 152 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,815 SO WHY DO WE THINK H8TER GIRL'S GOING TO SHOW UP? 153 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:10,594 'CAUSE DEZ EMAILED HER AND SAID HE HAD EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF ME. 154 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,934 SHE SAID TO LEAVE THEM IN THAT RECYCLING BIN. 155 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,528 WHEN H8TER GIRL COMES TO GET THEM, 156 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,674 WE'LL FIND OUT WHO SHE IS. IT'S PERFECT. 157 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,699 SHE'LL HAVE NO IDEA WE'RE HIDING HERE. 158 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,495 ( shouts ) HURRY UP, YOU DOOF! 159 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,781 - THE CHICKEN IS IN THE BUCKET. - ( chuckles ) 160 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:34,081 - IS THAT CODE FOR YOU MADE THE DROP? - NO, I BROUGHT CHICKEN. 161 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,784 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 162 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,316 - MMM. - GOOD CALL. 163 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,050 STAKEOUTS CAN TAKE ALL NIGHT. 164 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,586 THE KEY IS TO STAY ALERT AND AWAKE. 165 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,633 ( snoring ) 166 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,836 THE RECYCLING BIN IS GONE! 167 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,341 DO YOU THINK H8TER GIRL TOOK IT? 168 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,082 NO, IT SPROUTED LEGS AND RAN AWAY. 169 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,582 NOW WHAT? WE BLEW OUR SHOT 170 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,824 - AT CATCHING H8TER GIRL. - SORRY, AUSTIN, 171 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,679 BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE-- 172 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,588 AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T GET ANY EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF YOU. 173 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,591 ALL SHE GOT WAS AN EMPTY ENVELOPE. 174 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,863 Austin: "OLD SCHOOL PHOTO OF AUSTIN MOON"? 175 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,702 WHY DID YOU GIVE HER REAL PICTURES? 176 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,059 BECAUSE I PROMISED. 177 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,126 SHE MAY BE AN EVIL BLOGGER WHO'S OUT TO DESTROY MY BEST FRIEND, 178 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,966 BUT I AM A MAN OF MY WORD. 179 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,369 THIS H8TER GIRL'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 180 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,014 YOU KNOW WHAT'S DRIVING ME NUTS? 181 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,180 TRYING TO READ A MAGAZINE WITH A HOOK HAND. 182 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,608 YOUR UNIFORM COULD BE A LOT WORSE. 183 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,378 AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO GREET CUSTOMERS 184 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,045 DRESSED AS A CATFISH. 185 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,748 WAIT A SEC. 186 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,117 THAT CATFISH DOESN'T WORK HERE. 187 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,855 WE DON'T SERVE CATFISH. 188 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,860 WE DON'T EVEN SERVE REAL FISH. 189 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,192 THAT FISH HAS BEEN WATCHING US FOR FIVE MINUTES. 190 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,634 THAT MUST BE H8TER GIRL. 191 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,366 I'LL GET HER. 192 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,640 TELL PIRATE FRANK I'VE GONE FISHING. 193 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,150 HEY, YOU CATFISH! 194 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,951 ( whirrs, snaps ) 195 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,016 - GOTCHA! ( grunting ) - ( whirring ) 196 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,687 - OH OH, YOU'VE GOT HER! - COME ON, GET 'EM! 197 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,126 YOU'VE GOT HER, JUST KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. 198 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,660 - Austin: USE THOSE PIRATE MUSCLES! - Trish: YOU CAN DO IT. 199 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,697 ( girls shout ) 200 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,144 LET'S SEE WHO H8TER GIRL IS. 201 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,210 TILLY THOMPSON? 202 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,139 YOU KNOW HER? 203 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,114 WE WENT TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER. 204 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,883 YOU'RE H8TER GIRL? 205 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,152 H8TER GIRL? 206 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,179 YOU MEAN THAT BEAUTIFUL, AMAZINGLY TALENTED GIRL 207 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,686 WHO HAS THAT AWESOME WEBSITE ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE AUSTIN? 208 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,090 NEVER HEARD OF HER. 209 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,021 - WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON. - WHOA WHOA. 210 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,187 YOU REALIZE YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU'RE H8TER GIRL. 211 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,897 I HATE IT WHEN I ADMIT THINGS. 212 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,930 I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I HATE IT! 213 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,240 SO HOW DID YOU GET ALL THOSE VIDEOS OF ME? 214 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,940 I WAS ALWAYS AROUND YOU. YOU JUST DIDN'T REALIZE, 215 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,783 BECAUSE I'M A MASTER OF DISGUISE. 216 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,113 - ( beeping ) - HERE'S ME AS A COWBOY, 217 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:22,445 A BIKER, AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE. 218 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,252 THAT LADY PUSHING THE STROLLER DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU. 219 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,985 I'M THE BABY. 220 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:31,090 WAH! WAH! BURP ME! 221 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,732 LOOK, TILLY, YOU SEEM LIKE 222 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,872 A REALLY NICE, NOT-CRAZY GIRL. 223 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,128 - WHY DO YOU HATE ME? - I DON'T HATE YOU. 224 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,798 IN FACT, I THINK YOU'RE AN AMAZING SINGER. 225 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,807 REALLY? THANKS. 226 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,279 - I HATE HER! - WHAT? 227 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,808 - WHAT DID I DO? - OH, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. 228 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,175 I'M NOT ACTING. I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 229 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,484 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SPEND EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY 230 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,147 THINKING ABOUT MY SONG YOU RUINED IN KINDERGARTEN? 231 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,287 NO. ( chuckles ) 232 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,292 A PERSON WHO DWELLS ON SOMETHING EVERY MINUTE 233 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,495 OF EVERY DAY FOR 10 YEARS WOULD HAVE TO BE INSANE-- 234 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,258 --LY TALENTED. 235 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,297 AND PRETTY. 236 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,797 HOW DID ALLY RUIN YOUR SONG? 237 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,936 WE WERE BOTH IN MRS. CARMICHAEL'S CLASS. 238 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:23,142 AS USUAL, ALLY WAS BEING HER LITTLE BOSSY SELF. 239 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,746 THERE'S NO EATING IN THE CLASSROOM. 240 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,079 I WAS IN THAT CLASS TOO. 241 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,918 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AS THE HALL MONITOR! 242 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,934 THE SPRING PAGEANT WAS COMING UP. THIS YEAR'S THEME WAS INSECTS. 243 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,961 I WROTE "THE LADYBUG SONG." IT WAS BRILLIANT. 244 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,297 * I'M A LITTLE LADYBUG 245 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,573 * I HAVE BLACK POLKA DOTS 246 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,341 * I LOVE TO EAT PIZZA AND RIDE MY BICYCLE. * 247 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,982 Tilly: EVERYBODY LOVED IT. 248 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,277 IT WAS KIND OF CUTE, 249 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,885 BUT THE LYRICS WERE A LITTLE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 250 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,218 I MEAN, LADYBUGS DON'T RIDE BIKES. 251 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,955 OH, LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT LADYBUGS. 252 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,331 I-- I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, 253 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,359 JUST THAT THEY DON'T RIDE BIKES. 254 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,595 WHATEVER. THE POINT IS 255 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,100 YOU HAD TO GO AND WRITE "THE BUTTERFLY SONG." 256 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,843 - ( piano music playing ) - * I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY 257 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,372 * SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS 258 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,846 * EVEN THOUGH I'M SMALL AND FRAIL * 259 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,120 * I CAN DO MOST ANYTHING. 260 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,321 Tilly: EVERYBODY HATED IT. 261 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:52,595 AND THEN THE CLASS PICKED WHICH SONG WAS GOING TO BE IN THE INSECT PLAY. 262 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,302 WHICH ONE DID THEY PICK? WHICH ONE DID THEY PICK? 263 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,965 - THEY PICKED ALLY'S. - OH, NO WAY. 264 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,905 I WOULD BE SO MAD IF I WERE YOU. 265 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,038 - YOU WERE SAYING? - NOT FAIR! 266 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,147 MY SONG WAS BETTER! 267 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,323 ALLY, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! 268 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,392 HAVE FUN SINGING WITH NO LYRICS. 269 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,660 THERE'S NO EATING IN THE CLASSROOM. 270 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,163 ( screaming ) 271 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,504 THAT WAS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME. 272 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,002 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE A SONGWRITER. 273 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,036 IT WAS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME TOO. 274 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,671 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB. 275 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:38,146 APPARENTLY A HALL MONITOR CAN'T CHARGE KIDS TO USE THE BATHROOM. HUH. 276 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,208 WELL, IT WASN'T A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME. 277 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,448 IT WAS THE DAY ALLY DESTROYED MY DREAMS. 278 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,023 ( chuckles ) LOOK, TILLY, 279 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,363 IT WAS KINDERGARTEN. WE WERE KIDS. 280 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088 "KINDER" IS GERMAN FOR KIDS. 281 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,334 AND "GARTEN" IS GERMAN FOR MEATLOAF. 282 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,300 KINDERGARTEN-- MEATLOAF MADE OF KIDS. 283 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,029 YOUR BRAIN IS MADE OF MEATLOAF. 284 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,197 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - WELL, IT'S ONE PART KID, 285 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,135 - ONE PART HAMBURGER, PUT 'EM TOGETHER-- - NO. WHY ARE YOU 286 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,712 TAKING IT OUT ON ME IF YOU'RE MAD AT ALLY? 287 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,310 BECAUSE I FIGURED BY RUINING YOUR CAREER, 288 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,713 I'LL RUIN HER CAREER. 289 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,445 IT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO GET MY REVENGE. 290 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,722 WAIT, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO GET REVENGE ON ALLY DIRECTLY? 291 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,491 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 292 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,960 - DEZ! - I'M JUST SAYING CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN. 293 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,161 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I TOLD HER HOW TO GET REVENGE, 294 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,263 LIKE USING YOUR STAGE FRIGHT AGAINST YOU OR SOMETHING. 295 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,732 DEZ! 296 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,473 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 297 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,000 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SHOW HERE AT THE MALL 298 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,411 AND REVERSE WHAT HAPPENED IN KINDERGARTEN, 299 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,241 YOU'RE GONNA SING YOUR BUTTERFLY SONG 300 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,246 AND LOOK STUPID BECAUSE OF YOUR STAGE FRIGHT 301 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,248 AND I'M GONNA SING "THE LADYBUG SONG" 302 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,280 AND EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LOVE ME. 303 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,353 UH, WHAT IF I DON'T SING THE BUTTERFLY SONG? 304 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,256 THEN I'M GOING TO KEEP POSTING BAD STUFF ABOUT AUSTIN 305 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,389 AND MAKE SURE HE NEVER PLAYS ANOTHER GIG AGAIN. 306 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,136 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SINGING "THE BUTTERFLY SONG," 307 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,109 ALLY DAWSON! 308 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:18,314 * I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY-- 309 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,305 I CAN'T DO THIS. 310 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,477 THEY'RE STARING AT ME. 311 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,117 THEY'RE STUFFED ANIMALS. THEY DON'T BLINK. 312 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,224 WELL, THAT ONE LAUGHED AT ME. 313 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,363 IT'S LARRY THE LAUGHING LIZARD. 314 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,602 - THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. - ( laughs ) 315 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,067 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 316 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,029 YOU DIDN'T HAVE STAGE FRIGHT IN KINDERGARTEN. 317 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,468 - WHAT HAPPENED SINCE THEN? - I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 318 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,113 I MEAN, NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN SING IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF SWEET, 319 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,140 LITTLE FUZZY ANIMALS WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE EYES. AND CAN I KEEP THIS ONE? 320 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,178 LOOK, AUSTIN, I PROMISE IF I EVER WANT TO TALK 321 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,175 ABOUT MY STAGE FRIGHT, YOU'LL BE THE ONE I GO TO. 322 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,085 IT'S REALLY SWEET THAT YOU CARE. 323 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,090 NOW GIVE ME BACK DOUGIE THE DOLPHIN. 324 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,525 YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ONSTAGE AND EMBARRASS YOURSELF LIKE THIS. 325 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,161 YES, I DO. 326 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,467 IF I DON'T, TILLY'S GONNA DESTROY YOUR CAREER. 327 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,099 I'D RATHER FACE MY BIGGEST FEAR THAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN. 328 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,436 ( chuckles ) THANKS, ALLY. THAT MEANS A LOT. 329 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,111 YOU'RE GONNA SING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE SUNSET OUT THERE. 330 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,653 DON'T TOUCH MY DOLPHIN. 331 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,819 I CAN'T BELIEVE TILLY'S FORCING ALLY 332 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,151 TO SING ONSTAGE AND WE'RE NOT THERE TO SEE IT. 333 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,217 WELL, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND FOR WANTING TO SUPPORT HER. 334 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,226 NO. SHE COULD HAVE A MELTDOWN 335 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,858 AND YAK ON SOMEONE IN THE FRONT ROW. 336 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,332 - I DON'T WANNA MISS THAT. - ( both laugh ) 337 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,503 BUT YEAH, ALSO THE SUPPORT THING. 338 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,170 WE COULD ASK FOR THE NIGHT OFF. 339 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,372 THAT'S NOT HOW I DO THINGS. WE NEED TO GET FIRED. 340 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,275 IN THAT CASE, THERE IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE BEEN DYING TO DO. 341 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,311 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 342 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:04,117 YOU DEEP-FRIED THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT! 343 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,151 YOU'RE FIRED! 344 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,563 ( both laugh ) 345 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,496 - ( crickets chirping ) - THANKS, EVERYBODY, FOR COMING OUT. 346 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,171 YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR TWO SONGS-- 347 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,340 ONE GREAT ONE AND ONE TERRIBLE ONE. 348 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,269 I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHICH IS WHICH. 349 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,544 HERE TO SING THE TERRIBLE SONG-- ALLY DAWSON. 350 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,344 ( cheering, applauding ) 351 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,282 YOU CAN DO THIS. I HAVE TOTAL FAITH IN YOU. 352 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,315 THOSE OF YOU IN THE FRONT ROW 353 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,150 MIGHT WANNA TAKE A FEW STEPS BACK. 354 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,326 OH! 355 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,730 ( mouthing ) 356 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,408 OH, MIKE'S NOT WORKING. ( chuckles ) 357 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,646 TESTING TESTING, CHECK ONE, TWO. 358 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,378 IT'S WORKING FINE. 359 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,324 - ( angrily ) THANK YOU, DEZ. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 360 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,350 ( chuckling nervously ) 361 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,594 UH, UM, UM, UH, 362 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,328 UM UM UM UM 363 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,432 - UM-- - HI, I'M AUSTIN MOON 364 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,404 AND I'M HERE TO SING A SONG FOR YOU. 365 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,473 ( cheering ) 366 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,710 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T CARE IF TILLY DESTROYS MY CAREER. 367 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,440 I'D RATHER THAT HAPPEN THAN LET YOU SUFFER. 368 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,976 - SERIOUSLY? - YEAH. 369 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,351 THANK YOU, AUSTIN. THAT IS THE NICEST THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER DONE. 370 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,323 All: AWW. 371 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,552 GOTTA GO, BYE. 372 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,293 THIS ISN'T PART OF THE DEAL. 373 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,285 IF ALLY DOESN'T SING HER STUPID SONG, 374 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,527 THEN I'M GONNA KEEP POSTING FAKE STUFF ABOUT YOU ON MY H8TER GIRL WEBSITE. 375 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,328 WHOA, YOU HEARD HER, FOLKS. 376 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,238 THAT'S H8TER GIRL AND SHE FAKED THE STUFF ABOUT ME ON HER WEBSITE. 377 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,371 BOO! 378 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,436 ( all booing ) 379 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,380 I HATE IT WHEN I ADMIT THINGS. 380 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,382 I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I HATE IT! 381 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,715 YEAH YEAH, YOU HATE THINGS. 382 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,750 JOIN THE CLUB. LET'S GO, WACKADOODLE. 383 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,261 NOW I'M GONNA SING THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN BY A FIVE-YEAR-OLD. 384 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,391 "THE LADYBUG SONG"? 385 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,396 "THE BUTTERFLY SONG." 386 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,398 ( shouts ) NO! 387 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,632 THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY MY PARTNER ALLY. 388 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,667 IT'S SPECIAL TO HER BECAUSE IT MADE HER REALIZE 389 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,413 SHE WANTED TO BE A SONGWRITER. 390 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,508 AND THAT MAKES HER SPECIAL TO ME TOO. 391 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,540 ( acoustic guitar music playing ) 392 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,446 * I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY 393 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,550 * SPREAD MY COLORFUL WINGS 394 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,694 * EVEN THOUGH I'M SMALL AND FRAIL * 395 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,792 * I CAN DO MOST ANYTHING 396 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:04,426 * CATERPILLAR IN MY COCOON 397 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,644 * I'M GONNA BE A BUTTERFLY SOON * 398 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,708 * I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY 399 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,409 * I CAN SOAR THROUGH THE SKY * 400 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:20,713 * SO GLAD I ENDED UP LIKE THIS * 401 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:25,487 * THANKS TO METAMORPHOSIS 402 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,485 * I'M A BUTTERFLY 403 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,729 * I'M A BUTTERFLY 404 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:40,331 * YEAH, I'M A BUTTERFLY. 405 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,497 ( cheering, applauding ) 406 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,681 ( all laugh ) 407 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,117 AUSTIN, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET, 408 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,492 WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 409 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,492 DOUGIE! OH. 410 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:08,725 - YOU LIKE STUFFED ANIMALS? - PFFT. NO. 411 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,631 I'LL PICK HIM UP LATER. 412 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,468 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING? 413 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,870 H8TER GIRL'S MELTDOWN. THIS IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 414 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,902 ( screaming ) 415 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,641 TILLY WAS SO EMBARRASSED, 416 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,376 SHE SHUT DOWN HER H8TER GIRL WEBSITE. 417 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,382 I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE TO BE WORRYING ABOUT HER ANYMORE. 418 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,675 ( Ally chuckles ) 419 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,686 - OH, A CUTE LITTLE BABY. - Dez: AWW. 420 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,620 - MISS ME? - ( all scream ) 31190

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