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(Jolly music)

- How much is this?

- That's uh...35 dollars.

- This one?

- That's 31, but it's a...
solid silver.

- For 31 dollars I could
buy the holy grail.

- Shit

Oh it's a, it's you Irv.

- Oh Melvin, did I see a
flick last night!

You see, Tina Russell is this
nun...

- Yeah I seen it,
lseenit

- You didn't tell me!

- Well I ain't seen you.

- But I saw you
yesterday!

Ooooh,

You took a two
hour lunch again.

What did you think of the picture?

- Eh, it was good.

- Oh, and that green sequence,

When Tina's sister and her husband,
take off her clothes

and put the boots to her

Awww

Especially...especially when they
remove her undergarments!

And the sister warms her up,
while the guy gets his Shmuck ready.

- Wait a second...l only got one,
I didn't know you were coming.

- I had breakfast already.

Look, how pink...

How nice,

looks like Tina Russell's before the
guy poked in his Shmuck!

Looks good enough
to eat.

Ain't you gonna eat it?

- Yeah, yeah after I finish dusting

Well uh, yes that was an interesting
motion picture

from a, from a purely
intellectual standpoint.

- Also very horny!

Last night when I got home

I crept up the stairs,

nice...

Debbie was in bed reading...

The first words out of her mouth

Irving, don't start already!

Today was my day at the hairdressers!

- I may even write a book.

Pornography in film,

an intellectual study, the impact on
modern man.

- We spent the whole night
under a tent.

A tent with a throbbing center pole.

Next time I'll bring my rain coat
to the theatre

Wear it in my lap, like
all them other guys.

That'll show her.

That'll show her.

We'll see how she likes
sleeping under a tent

with a chronically collapsed
center pole.

Don't tell me such movies
don't turn you on.

- L\/Ie?

With all the action I get?

- So?

So what did you do last night?

- Well last night it was June Madigan,
again.

- June Madigan?

Is that the curver you picked up
at the hopscotch bar?

- No, no, no, June Madigan the pretty
young housewife from East 73rd Street.

You know, the one with the, handsome,
scrapping steel worker husband.

The one who is irresitably
attracted to me

- Married women, they are always
dangerous.

What if that goy, that steelworker
should drop in unexpectedly.

- A chance that must be taken.

I am sure his disability pension would
take care of him.

Oh I am a coiled Cobra
when I am surprised.

Anyway like I told you
before,

June has been dying to get me and her
together with her friend Agnes.

You know the three of us in
one bed together, you know?

So...

last night,

Agne's husband was out bowling,

and uh, Jesus

- So who is watching the dry goods?

- Oh I just dropped in for a minute,
Mrs. Finkelfarb, to see how Melvin

was doing.

- Mmhmm.

We had any customers yet?

- Momma, don't start already.

- Uh, from this you earn a living,

Buying dreck and selling hazari

- Momma, I do a good business.

- Mmm

- Alright, not a good business,

but a good business.

- For this? For this you
gave up college?

Two more years and
you would have been an accountant.

- Ma, I don't want to be an
accountant.

- No you want to buy dreck,
and sell hazarai.

- Look Ma, buying dreck and selling
hazarai, it gives me the few pennies

lneed

and the time I need to
become a writer.

- A writer?

A writer he wants to become!

At a time when people
are only reading dirty books,

like Portnoy's Complaint
and the Charlie Chaplin report

Ah, you have got a customer!

Customers, huh, they got long hair,

patched blue jeans,

and holes in their undergarments
I bet ya,

Uh, the one with the beard is a boy,
I hope.

Well Melvin,

Take care of your customers,

Dinner will be waiting.

(Sneaky Music)

(Moaning)

- (off screen) Oh Baby

- Uh nurse, send in Mrs. Finch.

- Mrs. Dogrun, and Mrs. Carpenter are
also waiting.

- There'll be no waiting here, we have
three beds,

I mean we have three examination
tables, working at all times.

Tell them to get undressed also.

Ah.

- Oh Doctor, what an instrument!

May I examine it?

- Of course.

Oh!

Pardon me Madam, I have
other patients who I must care to.

- Doctor, hurry back!

- And what seems to be
your problem Mrs. Carpenter?

- It's just that my little thing runs
and oozes all the time.

Especially when I think about you
Doctor.

- Got some leaky plumbing eh?

Here let me plug the hole.

Temporary packing of course.

Oooh!

Pardon me Mrs. Carpenter.

- But wait a minute!

(sneaky music)

- So you got leaky plumbing eh?

Well here, let me plug the hole.

(fly unzipping)

Temporary packing of course.

(forboding exploding sound)

(bells ringing)

(bells ringing)

(Arabic music)

- Master I am here to
heed your wishes.

You have five wishes.

- Well gee, I uh, I always
thought three wishes was the standard.

- That was years ago,
when three wishes went someplace.

There's been inflation you know?

Well I'm waiting master,
to grant you the first of your wishes.

- Well wait a minute, don't rush me.

I mean a guy can't have the
responsibility of five wishes

being pushed up on him,
just like that.

- Yes kind and gentle master.

I am sorry master.

- Well just because I am a kind and
gentle master,

well don't get the idea
I'm easy.

- I am standing patiently master,
awaitng your first wish.

- Well I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

How come you came out of that
jar like that? I mean poof?

- Five hundred years ago.

Abdul El Rasheed the sorcerer,

condemned me to imprisonment
in that jar.

I could only be freed to serve
a master.

Who rubbed the inside
of my jar.

You succeeded in rubbing
the inside of my jar.

- Now look I don't want you
telling people how

I succeeded in rubbing the inside
of your jar.

- As you wish master.

- Quick hide.

- Where?

- Anyplace, get back in your bottle.

- Well I can't on such short notice,
it's a big deal.

- Some magic genie you are.

- Goldstein, the tenant, called!
He said there

was smoke coming
from underneath your door!

Who's she?

- A customer Momma,

- A customer?

In the back room?

Where's the rest of her clothes?

- That's the way they dress where
she comes from.

- A foreigner eh?

She looks like someboy out of the,

I wouldn't mention the name
nights.

- Momma why were you carrying
that can?

- Well because when Goldstein
called I thought you had

a fire, so I came to put it out!

- But Momma, that's paint
thinner, it burns!

- Oy I gotta get my glasses checked.

- Momma, you don't wear glasses.

- See I gotta get glasses,
so I can have them checked.

A customer huh?

Melvin,

listen,

you know a nice, eligible man like
you

has got to be very careful,

those people,

they believe that a man
should have more than one wife,

that his mother should
share him with!

- Well,

we're alone again.

- Just wait a minute and let me think,
huh?

- Oh master,

your wildest desires are
at your fingertips!

You need only command me.

- Look my Mommas pushing me from one
side, you gotta push me

from the other?

Jesus nobody can read,
I got a closed sign out there!

- Oh master, I must tell you, I'll
have to hang around until your five

wishes are used up.

So if you don't see me,
and you want me,

Just clap three times,

orjust rub the inside of my jar a
little,

I like that.

- Alright already!

Oh my god, it's Janet Geckle.

I met her two years ago, at a singles
night, up at the Concord.

Quick, quick, what's your name?

- Hamara.

- Oh, hi Melvin!

I'm so glad I caught you in.

Standing here, I, I feel like one
ofyouranfiques

on display.

Can't we go in the back room?

- Uh Janet, there's someone I have
always wanted you to meet.

- Let me put on my glasses Melvin.

Who did you want me to meet Melvin?

- Oh, uh, my aunt Sophie, you
would like my aunt Sophie.

- The way you talked, I thought
she was here.

I'm so glad we are alone.

- You are?

- Ah, Melvin,

I have so much to tell you.

It's so nice to have a friend,
to be intimate with.

- To be intimate with?

- Someone you can feel safe with.

Someone who's not
going to make a pass at you

every time you turn around.

Ah, Melvin, Melvin.

I found him!

I found him.

The man I was born for.

- Another Doctor right?

- A gynocologist.

Dr. Vladamir Barker!

My heart races when I speak the name.

Feel!

Feel it racing?

- Oh it's racing, it's racing!

Oh, it's me that's racing.

- He's handsome,

distinguished,

he charges forty dollars
a visit,

no house calls.

And he respects me as a woman.

Not as something to paw and fondle.

- Well,

he sounds a,

he sounds a,

- Melvin you are such a great friend!

I had to tell you.

I've got to get back to work.

- Dr. Vladamir Parker

Obviously a pseudonym.

Where did you come
from?

- I was hanging around.

Boy do I ever love the way
you rub the inside of my jar.

- You mean you was here all the time?

- Invisible.

And now oh master,

Your wildest desires are at your
fingertips.

You need only command.

- Well..ok...ok,

I want to go to bed with ah,

with...

Three girls, all at once.

And I wanna be a doctor, and
look like Harry Reems.

- That's your wish?

- That's my wish.

- Alright.

You must close your eyes.

- Why must I close my eyes?

- You must close your eyes for the
spell to work.

You're peeking!

- Well uh, what's gonna happen so bad
I can't see it?

- Don't you want to look like Harry
Reems?

Be a doctor and go to bed with three
girls at once?

(Incantation)

- Hey watch it with the spinning,
I get sick to my stomach very easily.

(Incantation)

(Magic Bells)

You're a phony genie,
it didn't work.

- Hi what happened to your voice,
do you have a cold?

- You're still a phony genie,
I ordered three girls!

- You poor dear, lie down,
we will make you come- fortable.

- That's more my style.

(soft music)

(moaning)

(moaning)

- (off screen) Melvin!

What are you doing?

- I am playing doctor with Suzy, Ona,
and Edna Momma.

- Melvin, it's time to go home.

- I can't Momma, I am giving
Edna a thorough internal.

- What kind of meshuggeneh
talk is this?

You're gonna give Susan
a thorough internal?

- Momma, how did you get here?

- I walked.

I'm gonna take a subway
for one block?

- Where are the others?

- Who would be here? Except
Edna, Ona, and Susan?

- Momma, why are you looking at me
like that?

- Do you feel alright Melvin?

- I feel alright.

- That's the way it was Sadie,
he was on the floor, I don't know what

to do.

I think I hear him coming,
let's talk about milk men.

So Sadie, if you're not satisfied,
take on my milk man.

He's young, he's tall, he'll give the

heavy cream like you never had before.

I think he's gone now.

Alright, yes. I am so
worried about my Melvin,

I just don't know what to do.

What Sadie?

Of course he knows if he plays
with himself too much

his brain will turn into
overcooked Kasha.

What else could a mother do
but to tell him?

- Melvin!

Vos makhstu?

- Fine.

- What's wrong with you?

- It's my mother,
I think she is having an affair.

- Your mothers not an old woman

When we were in highschool,
I used to have the roaring

hots for her.

Who is the lucky man?

- Her milk man.

- Petrosky, I know him.

He's a shtarker,

He's taking care of half the gals
in the neighborhood.

And, you're not the only one that
troubles.

I told you last week, my brother in
law came over to spend a

few days us.

Such a loafer!

Spends so much time on the
sofa we are thinking about having him

fitted for slipcovers.

- All these years.

Whole string of plumbers, TV
repairmen,

icemen, and she thought
I never suspected it.

Now it's Petrosky the milk man,

and now she is already giving
references of him to her friend Sadie.

- What an appetite.

It was five days before
I knew the guy was growing a beard.

He never gets his face from behind
the plate.

- Petroksy, he's young, he's tall,
he's good looking,

and on top of it all
he gives them the heavy cream like

they
never had it before.

- Petrosky, he's our milk man too.

With his reputation,
I might be worried.

But he would be hard to find
a day where my wife hasn't been to the

hairdresser.

Melvin, my boy,
I have to get back to the store.

(magical chimes)

- What is your desire master?

- Don't you ever get back
inside your bottle?

- It's more fun hanging around.

'Sides, I can see when you're going to
rub the inside of my jar.

Not one of my previous masters
ever rubbed the inside of my jar with

such, such technique!

Master,

Master, what is your pleasure?

- Well you see,

there's this milk man,
a plain ordinary milk man.

- Oh you mean Petrosky?

- Hey how do you know Petrosky?
You haven't been shtupping him too?

- What kind of a genie
do you think I am?

I only know of him because
you have been talking about him.

- You know you are sneaky,
and I don't like the idea of you

hanging around watching everything I
am doing.

Well hey, I told you not
to follow me around.

- Well I have to hang around
within sight of myjar.

- Well uh, make me into a milk man.

- What do you want to look like?

- Oh just your plain, average,
everyday, handsome dog of a milkman.

- You have to be more specific.

- Wait a sec, I once saw a milk man
in a film, and he shtupped everybody

At one apartment building.

By the time he reached the top floor,

After taking care of all the ladies in
the house,

When he was giving his heavy cream to
the bottom floor it had already

turned into sour cream.

- But what did he look like?

It was this actor named John Ashton.

Yeah he made it with these two great
looking chicks.

- So think about what he looked like,
and close your eyes.

(incantation)

(soft music)

- Oh darling, I could hardly wait
until you made your delivery.

Darling.

I want your heavy cream.

- I want some of your heavy cream
too baby.

- But I have to save some for
my other customers

(drums pounding)

- And don't forget Petrosky,
I want some heavy cream too.

- Momma, what are you doing here?

_ Hmm, my big boy.

Who would think by looking at him that
he was Valedictorian for his

graduating class of PS768

- Momma, you've gotta stay our
of my fantasies.

Momma, don't come near me
I am your son Melvin.

- Ah, Petrosky don't try to fool me,
that tushy? That shmuck?

That isn't my Melvin.

Wouldn't I know?
Haven't I powdered his

tushy, and washed his little shmekala
while he went tinkle

in the potty all these years.

- Momma, I grew up.

- Petrosky?

Give me the heavy cream.

- OK Mrs. Finkelfarb, here it is.

- Ugh it's butta, you've been
bouncing and wiggling all day long you

churned the thing into butta.

- Sorry that's all the
heavy cream I have left.

- Petrosky.

I want you should give me,
your heavy cream.

The way you do everyday, from the
nozzle!

- Momma, stay away from me.

Momma, you're making me
very dizzy.

- Momma, you see, I think I am going
to get a nosebleed,

and it's all your fault Momma.

And besides, that's incest!

Momma, Momma!

You know I bet that big mouth genie,
gave her the address of wherever I was

Uh, Momma?

Have you ever thought of another man,
since Papa died?

- Why would I want another man?

I always have you.

Well yes Momma, but you see other men
can give you compainionship.

And, uh, and stuff.

- Well what kind of companionship
could those men give me that

I don't get from my lady friends?

- I knew I'd find you here.

- Alright Shamus, you big dick.

I hear you are looking for me.

- You're right Bonita.

- Well you got Clyde.

But you'll never get me.

- Stop, stop in the name of the law,
don't do that.

Don't it will blow your brians out
and make an ugly mess.

Give it to me, please,
I've got something better.

I've got something better for you.

- Boy, that Tina Russell,
and how about that Marc Stevens?

Have you ever seen a schvonce
like that one?

- Well I don't know I haven't had
any complaints you know.

- Oh come on now Melvin,
this is your old buddy you are talking

to, Irving Stein.

I remember you from the locker room
at PS768

- Well yeah, that is before I got my
B12 Shots.

- You mean, now you got a schvonce
like Marc Stevens?

- Well what do you think it is
June Madigan likes about me.

- June Madigan, what do you mean
the one with the strapping steel

worker husband?

- Yeah that one, what do
you think she goes so crazy for?

It ain't only my good looks you know.

- I've gotta get back to work.

- If Irving only knew.

Hey wait a minute, didn't I just rub
the inside of herjar yesterday?

Why should I spoil that genie?

I'll bet she's had five
masters before me.

Not one of them had a technique like
me, not one.

(magical chimes)

- What is your desire master?

- Genie, I command you to make
me a private eye like Marc Stevens.

Oh and genie, I want
Tina Russell as my partner

(incantation)

- Alright Marc, now is the time for
the big showdown.

Oh dear, and I mean big.

Let me just put my lips around
that thing.

Let me take the tip of my tongue
and put it into the opening.

Til' the juices just begin to flow.

- Momma, what are you doing
here again?

- I'm watching! I might have have
known I'd catch you here again.

Listen, I don't mind a little
hanky panky,

But you and that little blondie, out
of I wouldn't mention the name nights.

Is making a bad habit out of this.

- Ah hah! It was that big mouth
genie who told you where I am.

- Can I ask you a question maybe?
Who is watching the store while you

are playing the big shtupper?

- Boy am I dizzy.

Any minute now I expect a nose bleed.

And it's all her fault.

I've gotta find a way to keep
her out of my orgies.

- Melvin, oh I had to see ya.

Debbie and I, what I fight we just had
on the telephone.

Oh, it's a good thing we were on the,
phone and not face to face.

Otherwise l...l mighta hit her.

Then she woulda broken my nose
and my collar bone, or something,

She could hit a zets, that girl.

Oy, I hate to come to you
when I got troubles.

- Well who else would you come to,
what are friends for?

I got problems with my mother.

- You heard about the guy with
the iron fist under the velvet glove?

Debbie, she's got brass balls, under
lace panties.

- I strongly suspect that my mother
is having an affair with some women.

- At least they can't make
her pregnant.

- Momma?

Momma, where are you going?

- I'm going out, I have a date.

- A date?

A date with whom?

- With the girls, Sadie and a new girl
Nora, good night.

- Momma I was hoping you would stay in
tonight and play some canasta with me.

- Oh I can't, I promised Sadie.

- And Nora?

- And nora.

- Momma, if you go out, I am
going to do something desperate.

- Oh Melvin, I know what you'll do.

You'll go out, you'll drink too
much, you'll be sick,

you'll come home, you'll kneel
in front of the toilet and

you'll throw your guts up all
night long.

Good night darling.

- She's right.

I'll go to Bernsteins,

and I wont know when I've had enough,
so I'll take that one more,

Five malteds instead of four.

And then I'll throw up my kishkas
all night.

Oy, why do I always take that
fifth one?

(magical chimes)

- Oh, oh my goodness, what
is your desire Master?

- Hey Mel, your ma called, the
elevator in the building broke down.

Oh pardon me, I didn't intend to
interrupt something.

- No ah, you didn't interrupt anything
Irv. This is my friend.

- Let me guess, June Madison?

- No, no this is my friend Amara.

- Amara? You never told me about her.

You been keeping her to yourself?

- Look uh, you think thats
a girl right?

Well that ain't any girl.

- It's a guy?

- No no, it's a genie.

- It's a genie? Of course it's a
genie, any fool can see it's a genie.

- Oh great and kind master,
prince of the universe.

Command me, I am your slave.

- Oh just one question, if I decide
to take my friend along with me,

do I use up only one wish?

- Only one wish.

- So uh, how would you like
to be John Ashton

for a couple of hours.

- What do you mean?

- Look I mean, you like
shtupping right?

Well stick with me and I'll
get you shtupped.

- I'll stick, I'll Stick!

- Genie, I uh,

I want my friend here to be John
Aston, and I wanna be Harry Reems.

- You know what might be a good
idea?

The two of you boys,
with one very horny girl.

- Hey you know that would be
a good idea.

- Yeah, but who should the girl be?

- I only suggested this because,
this has been one of my greatest

fantasies.

Two boys at once.

- Hey wait a second, I know this girl
Sandy,

The one Tina Russell and I
were involved with.

- Tina Russell? You made it
with Tina Russell?

- Yeah and Sandy.

- Close your eyes boys.

(Incantation)

- Melvin, where are we?

- A place where they have
orgies.

- Where is it located?

- I think it's in the same building I
live in, three or four flights above.

Wherever it is, it's easy for
my mother to get here.

(upbeat music)

- Ah Irving, boychick! I know you
have always wanted me.

9h yes!

- But what about Melvin?

- Eh, let him watch, maybe
he'll learn something.

(moaning)

- Momma, how did you get here?

Irving even told me the elevator
was busted.

(moaning)

- That was something.

Now I've done something I have always
wanted to do.

Ball your old lady!

And I was right, she's hot!

Melvin!

Boychicko!

Your Mommy is some Tootsie!

And that Sandy, it was just like the
old days.

Remember Ethel Pinsky,
You used to take the back,

I used to take the front.

And then just like that latest Harry
Reems picture with Tina Russell

and what's her name.

Your momma and Sandy they
both dove at each others muffs!

- Irving, one more word and I'll

- What Melvin?

- I'll never take you with me again,
never, no place!

- Now wait a minute, be reasonable,
I was only kidding.

Look the next time you are planning
to take a little trip to that

penthouse or whatever

Just give me a little nudge
and I'll be here.

- Look I don't want any stories
floating around Harry's delicatessen

about my Momma.

And if maybe Debbie got wind of it.

- I hope I am not
interrupting something.

- No uh, come right in.

- What a mob down the street.

In front of the dry goods store,
they are having a big sale!

Everythings at half price!

- Oh, I left my brother in law that,
that bishcon, that rip off artist.

To watch the store!

- Uh, so Janet, how is your friend the
gynocologist these days?

- Oh, oh him.

I'm through with him.

He's only interested in, well...

vaginas...

Other girls vaginas.

And anyway, I have met this most
fascinating man!

Harold Sampson

- Harold Sampson, the insurance man?

- You know him?

Yeah tall, big hands, and
not too good looking right?

- No, no, no this one is very,
very handsome.

- Yeah well maybe, if you like
the big biking type

but not too many girls I know
like a guy

who wears a hat with horns and is
always holding a weapon in his hands.

- Oh so you do know him.

You described him perfectly.

- You mean he wears a hat
with horns?

- Nah, no, no, no, no, no

He always, he's always...

He's always got his weapon
in his hands.

Goodbye Melvin!

- Oh, who is that running out of the
store?

Was that your red face?

- A customer Momma

- Melvin, I am not going to hear any
stories about you if I go into

Harry's delicatessen am l?

It's enough his pastrami gives
me a heartburn.

Why don't you close the store today,
you won't get any more customers.

Stein's dry goods has a huge clearance
sale on,

the whole neighborhood's there.

Oy, it's such a success,

already they have given
Irving Stein oxygen.

And taken him away to the hospital
in an ambulance.

He was so overcome with the
way they cleaned out his store.

Twice they had
to give him sedatives.

When his brother in law passed
close to him.

I guess he was just so grateful
for the way the young man ran such a

sale for him.

- Momma?

Do you remember a Harold
Sampson?

- Harold Sampson?
The big viking insurance man.

Everybody knows him, he's a
big schmoozer with the ladies.

In this building alone, there must be
three children,

and they all look like him.

Oy what a heart breaker

Poor Myra Cluxturn, she was ready to
leave Milton

Until she found out that Harold was
making

whoopie with her daughter Joyce.

And I heard down
at Harry's delicatessen

that he has a serious thing
going on with Cynthia Schwartz

Number 10B

And they say she is pregnant now
too.

- Momma, I think I am gonna go to the
movies.

- No Melvin, you go to the movies too
much, it's bad for your eyes.

And your eyes are not so great.

New prescriptions the
past three years for your glasses?

You know they say that certain
things boys do make their eyes

not so good.

Melvin, you don't shake it too much
when you make peepee do you?

- Good night Momma!

- What else could a mother
do but to tell him?

- (off screen) Mrs. Petrovich, please
restrain yourself.

I have my reputation in the
building to consider.

- Mr. Gordon, is my policy
ready for me yet?

- (off screen) Oh let's see,
that's not yours

and uh, that not yours.

- I want this size.

- Oh yes, I have it.

I had your policy in my pants
pocket all along.

But my hands are full,
won't you please get it?

- Mr. Gordon?

Do you have my policy ready?

- Shortly, shortly Mrs. Holmes

- What's Mrs. Petrovich doing
down there?

- Reading the small print

Reading the small print.

- I'll be behind my door.

As soon as you have my
policy ready.

- As soon as I refill my pen
sweet lady.

Ah, ah!

(slow jazz music)

(magical chimes)

- I am here to take care of your
inner most desires, sire.

- Do you always have
to creep up on me?

- This is your last wish Master.

- You don't have to remind me.

- After this wish I shall disappear
from your sight forever.

Back into the dark recesses of my jar.

Please master, would you
grant me one moment?

I face centuries of lonliness in
my jar.

- I'm sorry.

- No, no there's nothing you
can do about it.

But in these last moments
together,

may I make a recommendation?

Don't squander your last wish,
choose your next partner well.

Select someone who has some
tender feelings for you

Someone who really cares about you.

Someone who could give
you the ride of your life.

- I don't want to go to bed with my
mother

- I'm not speaking about your mother.

Merciful Master,
what is your desire?

- I, uh

I want to be the kind of insurance man
that Eric Edwards is.

And I want to be chased by women

like Tina Russell and Lynn Stevens.

- You shall have your wish master

But first there is something that I
must tell you.

And it's against all rules laid down
for genies.

I like you Melvin Finkelfarb

I shall miss you very much.

I love you Melvin Finkelfarb.

(incantation)

Goodbye, I love you.

I love you.

- Amara, Amara?

- I hope your pen is really full baby,
you have a really big policy to write.

- Ok baby, just let me dip
it into the well.

(moaning)

- Pardon me Mrs. Curt, I have to go
see your neighbor

Mrs. Benson

I have to write up a new policy.

I'll be back shortly.

- Hurry back, I'll keep this
seat warm for you while your away.

- Is my policy ready baby?

- I have it right here

- Seems to be a few loopholes in my
policy.

I'd like you to plug up all my loop
holes before you leave this afternoon.

I want more baby.

More.

- Sorry darling.

I've got to go re-write
Mrs. Curts policy.

- But you haven't finished
plugging all my holes.

- I'll be back.

- Amara!

Amara!

Oh come on, I know your hanging around
here.

Amara?

I didn't realize that you cared.

I mean you really cared about me.

Even though I wasn't tall,
good looking, and richly endowed.

Amara?

I hope you can hear me.

I love you.

- How do you feel this morning Melvin?

- I, uh, feel alright Momma.

You know you have been looking so pale
lately,

and you've been moping around

no, theres no fever.

Maybe you should have some chicken
soup anyway.

- Not for breakfast Momma!

Oh, uh, can I do something for you
Madam?

It's Miss.

Oh my what a lovely jar.

- Well it ain't for sale.

Hey, uh, don't I know you?

- Maybe.

I work down at the dime store.

I'm a sales girl, you've probably seen
me there.

- What department do you work in?

- I'm in pottery.

- Miss?

- Names Pearl.

- Pearl, would you insulted if uh,

- I would be insulted as many times
as you would like to insult me.

- No I mean, uh, how would you like
to join me for dinner tonight?

You see there is this delicatessen
down the street, Harry's.

It's a pretty classey joint,
so would could dine there.

- Sounds lovely.

I'll meet you here after work.

- You know you, uh, you remind me of
someone I once knew.

- Oh?

- Yeah, she uh,

She used to love it when I rubbed
the inside of this jar.

- Well I better get back
to work.

Don't forget, you'll find
me in pottery.

(Arabic music)