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- [Vince] Goodnight.
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- [Deanna] Night.
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Don't stay up too late.
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- [Vince] I won't.
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I've got,
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I gotta edit tomorrows vlog,
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so it shouldn't be more
than a couple hours.
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- All right.
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Can you open the window before you go?
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Thank you.
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- [Vince] Yep.
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(window opening)
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Sleep well.
(Deanna yawns)
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- I will, you too.
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(sighs)
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(ominous music)
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Vince, don't pull my leg.
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I'm trying to sleep.
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(sniffles) Please don't pull my feet.
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(ominous music)
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(Deanna breathing heavily)
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(Deanna gasping)
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(door creeks)
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(Deanna screams)
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(door creeks)
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Vince?
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Vince?
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Vince?
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(ominous music)
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- [Vince] What?
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What?
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What, what, what, what, what?
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- [Deanna] Do you see it?
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- [Vince] See, see what?
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- [Deanna] There's
someone behind the door.
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- [Vince] What?
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- [Deanna] Its shadow is right there.
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- [Vince] I don't see anyone.
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- [Deanna] She's looking right at us.
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- [Vince] What?
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- [Deanna] No, Vince, no, no, no, no.
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- [Vince] It's nothing.
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(door creeking)
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It is cold in here though.
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- [Deanna] Oh, my god,
she's right behind you.
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No.
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No.
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(Deanna screams)
(ominous music)
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- I'm Deanna, I'm Deanna,
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I'm Deanna, I'm D, I'm
D, I'm Deanna Rocca.
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- I'm Vince Rocca.
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- [Voiceover] Did he say Venti Mocha?
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- I'm a filmmaker and a reality TV editor.
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- And I am a zoo veterinary tech.
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- [Both] And together we make
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the Travel Show "Life Doesn't Suck."
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(upbeat music)
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- I know you're thinking,
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"I thought you made cool
Rubik's Cube videos,"
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well, that's just one of my interests.
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My real passion is to
capture her bikini collection
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in cool tropical locations.
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- Sometimes we deviate
from our travel videos
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and we make silly videos
like "Shower Shower Shower"
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(upbeat music)
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- And that pretty much sums up who we are.
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- The first question we were asked is,
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"Where are we staying?"
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- Where are we staying?
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- We are staying at the
beautiful Royal Kona Resort.
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- On the big island of Hawaii.
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- Big Island!
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- It's our first time to the big island.
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- Yep, it's pretty cool.
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- It's not her first
time to the big island.
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- Shut up.
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Another question we often get asked is,
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"How long have we been together?"
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- 20 years married.
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- 29 years together.
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- We met thirty-two years
ago in Junior High School.
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She was wearing a pink Town
& Country shirt and a skirt.
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It was like a ray of light
had shined upon the school,
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just a glow about her.
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It was like the first day
of summer at the beach.
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- The next question I get asked is,
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"Do I have any dream vacations?"
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And I wanna go to Florida in January
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to swim with the Manatees.
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- Are you nuts?
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That water is freezing.
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Like, are you going to wear a bikini?
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And those things are giants.
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Like they'll totally kill us.
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It's bad enough you have us
here swimming with stingrays.
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- Manta rays.
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- Like stingrays are what
killed the Croc Hunter!
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- Manta rays.
- This is nuts.
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Why can't we just stay
home and buy a classic car?
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- You have enough time
in your golden years
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to go buy a stupid car.
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- Here's a question I
get asked all the time,
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"What's the hardest part about vlogging?"
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It's trying to make an entertaining vlog.
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To come up with a story that
entertains you for the day.
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Every morning I wake up
and I sit there and I go,
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"Well, what am I gonna
do today that's going
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to be interesting to watch?"
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You have to produce your day.
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And that's difficult.
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Like today, I'm producing the
day to go swim with Stingrays.
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- Manta rays.
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(upbeat music)
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- Wait, I'll record.
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Don't pull over.
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We don't have time.
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We're going to miss it.
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Agh, he is obsessed.
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He's gotta get the perfect shot.
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Right now he's hooking
up a GoPro to a tree,
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so that he can get a drive by shot.
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We've only got 20 minutes
to get to the manta rays.
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And we're gonna be late.
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(sighs)
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He always does this.
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(upbeat music)
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We're late.
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- [Vince] Slow Down.
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Slow up.
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I'm coming.
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- [Deanna] We're gonna miss it.
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- [Vince] Wait.
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(Vince breathing heavily)
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- [Deanna] Hurry.
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(dramatic music)
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(upbeat music)
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(Deanna snapping fingers)
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- Okay. (laughs)
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That concludes our,
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I say that concludes our trip
to the big island and you do.
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Okay.
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That concludes our trip to the big island.
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Try it again.
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That concludes our trip to
the big island of Hawaii.
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Got it, try it again.
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And that concludes our
trip to the big island.
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- Welp, vacation's over.
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- So it's time for home improvement.
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We're gonna take out this window-
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- And install a French door.
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- You might notice that
this window looks weird.
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The whole front of this house is brick,
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but under this window is
this weird wood accent.
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I'm assuming this is because
when the house was built,
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a French door was an option here.
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So today, we're ripping it out.
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(window glass breaks)
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Jesus Christ!
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- Let's get this demo started!
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(drilling)
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Oaf!
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- Harder than that.
- Oaf!
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(coughs)
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Owe.
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- Got a nail?
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- Yeah.
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Whew.
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- Oh wow.
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There's something in here.
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- [Vince] Yeah, there's a
bunch of electricity in there.
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- [Deanna] No, there's a box or something.
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- [Vince] What do you mean there's a box?
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- [Deanna] Look, there's a box.
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- What the hell is it?
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There's a cross on it.
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- Open it.
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Oh, it's a puzzle box.
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I think you're suppose to give it a whack.
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(laughs)
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- What do you mean give it a whack?
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- (laughs) Let me show you.
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Line it up just so.
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There you go.
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Ha, Haaaa.
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- [Vince] Oh, there's a cross in it.
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You think it's white gold?
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- No.
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- [Vince] Maybe silver?
- Hope not.
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Oh, but look it's a Portate Cross.
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- What the hell is a Portate Cross?
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- See how it's angled?
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Portate Cross is a cross
that when the accused,
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the crucifixee-
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- Crucifixer.
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Crucifixee.
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- (laughs) They were
made to drag the cross
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over their shoulder to
the crucifixion site.
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And so the cross, see the angle.
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Picture that over the shoulder being drug
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up to the crucifixion site
before they are crucified.
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- I don't know.
- It's a Portate Cross.
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- I don't know why she knows that.
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I don't know how she knows
how to open this box.
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I'm hoping that maybe
this is like white gold
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and can pay for...
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How do you know it's not
white, you know everything?
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- Okay, okay.
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All right, maybe it is.
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- There you go,
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it could be white gold and pay
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for our entire renovation here.
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- Sure.
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- All right, which we have to finish.
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(drilling)
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- (whisper) Insurance,
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and they relocated putting my commute
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at like two hours each way.
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And I wasn't thrilled working
in that industry anyway
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so I decided to go back to school
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and pursue my RVT and I knew
I wanted to work with animals
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and I wanted to work in zoo
wildlife medicine conservation.
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And now, for RVT's,
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they offer all different
kinds of specialties.
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And so I went ahead and
I pursued my specialty
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in zoo medicine.
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But you know, lemme ask you a question.
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Does it hurt-
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- [Vince] Boo!
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(Deanna screams)
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(Vince laughs)
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Deanna sometimes talks to herself.
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She's done it-
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- [Deanna] Don't vlog that.
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- She's done it since she was a kid.
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Crazy.
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I have an event to attend
tonight but I've whipped
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up some yummy BBQ Chicken
salads for dinner.
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So, how was your day?
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- It was good.
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A lot of procedures.
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There was an emergency that came up.
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It was a little chaotic.
- What's the deal with that?
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- I think it looks nice.
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- Have you ever noticed
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that the devil only
attacks God-fearing folk?
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Look, I don't believe in God,
I don't believe in the devil,
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I don't believe in ghosts,
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goblins, spirits, none of that stuff.
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I have nothing to fear,
I sleep soundly at night.
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- Did you ever think that if you believed,
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that it might actually open
your mind to new possibilities?
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I think we're always
surrounded by good, by evil.
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There might always be
spirits and ghosts around,
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but when you don't believe,
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you've just shut your
mind off to all of that.
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- So what you're saying is, if
you believe, it can hurt you?
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- Or it can help you.
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- But if you don't believe,
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it can't hurt you or help you,
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so you're safe and you've
got nothing to fear?
265
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,093
- Sure.
266
00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:31,926
Whatever.
267
00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:37,926
- Love you.
268
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- Love you.
269
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- I'm gonna be home super late,
270
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but you will vlog something?
271
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- Promise.
272
00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,495
- You'll vlog something super interesting?
273
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- So spectacular.
274
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,917
- Okay, people want to hear from you.
275
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,868
- I promise it'll be great.
276
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I love you.
277
00:13:48,966 --> 00:13:49,817
- I love you.
278
00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:51,158
Okay, so I'm at a meeting
279
00:13:51,158 --> 00:13:52,735
of a bunch of filmmakers and editors.
280
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,736
I've been here an hour and I
haven't vlogged anything yet.
281
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,021
Hopefully Deanna is
vlogging some stuff at home,
282
00:13:58,021 --> 00:14:00,429
but maybe she fell asleep on the couch.
283
00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:04,179
Anyway, in case she did,
check out this view.
284
00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:14,530
(Deanna laughs)
285
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,839
- Are you crazy?
286
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,422
(laughs)
287
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:18,998
Are you starving?
288
00:14:18,998 --> 00:14:20,623
Did I forget to feed you?
289
00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:22,843
Do you wanna go get something to eat?
290
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,425
Shall we go get...
291
00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:25,428
(laughs)
292
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,698
Are you queen of the mountain?
293
00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:28,584
Okay, lets go.
294
00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:30,545
Come on, you gotta get off of me.
295
00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:31,449
Come on.
296
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,782
Come on, we gotta get going.
297
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,926
(laughs)
298
00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:14,840
What is that?
299
00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:25,151
(ominous music)
300
00:15:25,151 --> 00:15:27,734
(Deanna gasps)
301
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:34,791
- Okay, so I wasn't going
to vlog this, but...
302
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:35,624
(laughs)
303
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:36,952
Just ignore the camera.
304
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,487
So what is your problem
with Quentin Tarantino?
305
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,620
- He steals from other movies.
306
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,737
Now it's not homage.
307
00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:43,944
It's out right theft.
308
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,213
- No I think that he is
a real big fan of film
309
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,882
and he just wants to share his love
310
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:49,797
for historical film with his.
311
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:51,315
- It's theft.
312
00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:53,233
- No, it's more like he borrows.
313
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,765
He rents the ideas?
- It's outright theft!
314
00:15:56,765 --> 00:16:00,415
- Oh, my god, can I be in your vlog?
315
00:16:00,415 --> 00:16:02,665
- I think you actually are.
316
00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:05,892
- I love your vlog.
317
00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:07,746
I watch it all the time.
318
00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:09,243
- (laughs) That is awesome.
319
00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:10,652
- [Jay] (laughs) You got a fan?
320
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:13,109
(both laugh)
321
00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:16,859
- Come on, this is a
pretty cool shot, right?
322
00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:21,882
Okay, so I'm suppose to be
vlogging this whole time,
323
00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:25,119
but I fell asleep on the couch.
324
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,945
And now I'm hungry.
325
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,945
So I'm gonna get myself some cereal.
326
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,893
The extent of my cool shots
was what you just saw.
327
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,121
Vince would be getting all the cool shots
328
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,150
of the cereal going in the bowl.
329
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:42,012
(screams)
(glass brakes)
330
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:43,501
Oh, my god.
331
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,584
(laughs) Oh, my god.
332
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,449
That scared the crap out of me.
333
00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,323
How'd that happen? (laughs)
334
00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:53,240
Oh, my god.
335
00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:55,808
You know, Vince always told me,
336
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,728
don't stack the glasses that way,
337
00:16:57,728 --> 00:17:00,692
and maybe I should have listened to him.
338
00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:05,091
Oh, my god, that scared
the crap out of me.
339
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,091
(crickets chirping)
340
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,061
(scraping)
341
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:27,046
(fly buzzing)
342
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,099
Oh.
343
00:17:33,504 --> 00:17:34,337
Oh god.
344
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:37,562
Oh.
345
00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,416
Oh, my toe, oh, my toe.
346
00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:42,890
Oh my toe.
347
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,275
Oh my toe.
348
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,713
Oh god.
349
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:46,546
Oh my toe.
350
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:57,009
(exhale)
351
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,676
My toe really hurts.
352
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:02,250
I don't really wanna vlog this,
353
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,771
but Vince will kill me if I don't.
354
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:08,277
You know, gotta vlog
something interesting.
355
00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:09,110
Owe.
356
00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:22,275
Ah, this always burns.
357
00:18:26,509 --> 00:18:27,342
Oh, owe.
358
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:30,375
Ohhhh.
359
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,042
Now I gotta wait for it to work.
360
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,537
It's pretty numb.
361
00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,088
I can't feel that.
362
00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,588
Oh, this is gross.
363
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:44,258
This is really disgusting.
364
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,156
All right, here we go.
365
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,143
Owe.
366
00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:56,424
Oh, my god, it's just all lifting off.
367
00:18:56,424 --> 00:18:57,257
Oh, my god.
368
00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:58,090
Oh.
369
00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:02,576
Oh, that is disgusting.
370
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,047
- It was a great meeting.
371
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,260
I made a lot of great connections.
372
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,536
They had pretzels.
373
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:11,036
But it is super-late and
it's time for me to get home.
374
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,148
- (exhales) After everything
that has happened tonight,
375
00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:17,231
I am really freaking out.
376
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:20,523
I just...
377
00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:21,356
I'm going crazy.
378
00:19:21,356 --> 00:19:24,111
I set the alarm and I'm
just gonna watch some TV
379
00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:26,539
until Vince gets home.
380
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,044
(eerie music)
381
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,211
(screams)
382
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:50,139
- What, did you pop a
Vicodin or something?
383
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:51,323
- Last night-
384
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,498
- Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.
385
00:19:52,498 --> 00:19:54,081
All right, so full.
386
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:58,488
So go ahead, tell your story.
387
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,189
- Last night, I sat down on
the couch to watch some TV,
388
00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:04,441
and I look over, and I swear
I saw the shadowy figure
389
00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,439
of a women sitting next to me.
390
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,777
But that's not her.
391
00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:09,984
Where'd she come from?
392
00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:14,810
- Okay, so full disclosure, I
actually added this girl in,
393
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:18,393
but this is what it
looks like without her.
394
00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:21,591
(Deanna screams)
395
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:24,626
(laughs) Cracks me up.
396
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:27,850
- I swear to god, there
was a woman sitting there,
397
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:30,850
shadowy figure, and she had no legs.
398
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:36,003
- (laughs) Then she would
be easy to run from.
399
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:36,836
- Whatever.
400
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,760
Well, who is she?
401
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,559
(screams)
402
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:40,392
- Oh.
403
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,630
I met her at the mixer last night.
404
00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:46,276
She's an aspiring vlogger.
405
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,230
She watches our vlogs.
406
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:52,063
And she lives nearby, so I
messaged her and she came over.
407
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:58,464
It turns out that she's kinda slow though.
408
00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,650
- What do you mean slow?
409
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:05,463
- Well, when I met her, I
thought she was kinda drunk,
410
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:08,546
but it turns out she's kinda special.
411
00:21:10,444 --> 00:21:15,071
But not as special as you. (laughs)
412
00:21:15,071 --> 00:21:18,514
(Deanna screams)
413
00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,504
- (laughs) Wait, I haven't
gotten to show you the shadow
414
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,196
I put in the kitchen.
415
00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:25,226
I think that turned out
better than this actually.
416
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,836
Don't you wanna see the shadow.
417
00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:28,042
- [Deanna] No.
418
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,805
- [Vince] But it looks really good.
419
00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,776
My ghost turned out okay, right?
420
00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:35,492
- [Deanna] Sure.
421
00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:37,311
- [Vince] So you don't want to see it?
422
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:39,548
- [Deanna] No, I saw it in real life.
423
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,877
- [Vince] You mad at me?
424
00:21:40,877 --> 00:21:42,914
- [Deanna] No, I'm not mad.
425
00:21:42,914 --> 00:21:45,545
- [Vince] Okay, sorry.
426
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,045
(door closes)
427
00:21:52,392 --> 00:21:54,120
Today we're doing a how to video.
428
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,940
How to replace this broken ceiling fan
429
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,338
with another ceiling fan.
430
00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,082
And Michael is here to give me a hand.
431
00:22:00,082 --> 00:22:02,665
(upbeat music)
432
00:22:07,641 --> 00:22:10,436
Agh, I need a fresh battery.
433
00:22:10,436 --> 00:22:11,269
- I gotcha.
- Can you get
434
00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,686
me a new battery?
435
00:22:14,394 --> 00:22:16,061
- Owe, Jesus Christ!
436
00:22:19,469 --> 00:22:20,862
- Hey.
- I thought I turned that off.
437
00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:23,029
- Mind fixing this for me?
438
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:24,699
- Why?
439
00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:25,599
Just throw that thing out.
440
00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:26,432
- What for?
441
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,935
- It's kinda a weird thing
for an Atheist to have.
442
00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:32,705
- I'm not the Atheist, you're the atheist.
443
00:22:32,705 --> 00:22:34,454
I was always unsure.
444
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,301
And the more I think about
it, the more I believe.
445
00:22:37,301 --> 00:22:38,393
- In what?
446
00:22:38,393 --> 00:22:39,810
- A higher power.
447
00:22:41,591 --> 00:22:42,424
(Vince sighs)
448
00:22:42,424 --> 00:22:44,352
- I got your power right here.
449
00:22:44,352 --> 00:22:46,935
(upbeat music)
450
00:22:57,446 --> 00:23:00,029
(gentle music)
451
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,613
(energetic music)
452
00:23:29,017 --> 00:23:30,234
- [Vince] I think you're
going to cut your hand.
453
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,067
- [Deanna] No, I'm not.
454
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,352
- [Vince] What you have the patron saint
455
00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:33,948
of cuts protecting you?
456
00:23:33,948 --> 00:23:34,781
- [Deanna] Yeah.
457
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,864
- [Vince] Be careful.
- [Deanna] Duh!
458
00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:41,754
- So today we are having a BBQ.
459
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,643
This is Deanna in a
Bikini, her friend Amy,
460
00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:46,816
Amy's daughter Jenna is back there,
461
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,022
and those are Jenna's 18-year-old friends.
462
00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:51,358
Come on over and say hi, girls.
463
00:23:51,358 --> 00:23:53,288
[Girls] Hi! (laughing)
464
00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:54,471
- That's gonna be the thumbnail.
465
00:23:54,471 --> 00:23:55,720
(engine roars)
466
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,303
(upbeat music)
467
00:24:05,656 --> 00:24:07,257
- It can be yours.
468
00:24:07,257 --> 00:24:09,501
- I would love to have this car.
469
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:10,334
- No.
470
00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:12,096
- But I would rather stay married.
471
00:24:12,096 --> 00:24:12,929
- Chicks dig these things, man.
472
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,443
- [Girls] Whoa, nice car.
473
00:24:15,443 --> 00:24:17,912
- Maybe you should
upgrade to a newer model.
474
00:24:17,912 --> 00:24:20,912
(upbeat rock music)
475
00:24:29,325 --> 00:24:30,158
(Maia laughing)
476
00:24:30,158 --> 00:24:30,991
- [Jenna] It's nice.
477
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:33,861
- (laughs) Oh, my god.
478
00:24:33,861 --> 00:24:35,861
- [Jenna] Car's so cool.
479
00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,424
Don't fall out, okay.
480
00:24:45,244 --> 00:24:47,827
(gentle music)
481
00:24:52,747 --> 00:24:54,683
- Oh, my god, I love your bandages,
482
00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:56,319
they're my favorite color.
483
00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:57,267
- [Amy] Thanks.
484
00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,547
Who's the creeper?
485
00:24:58,547 --> 00:24:59,788
He lives next door.
486
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,871
Vince thinks we should be neighborly.
487
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:07,697
(puppy barking)
488
00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:15,206
- Bye, I'll see you later mom.
489
00:25:17,536 --> 00:25:20,453
(jukebox rotating)
490
00:25:26,411 --> 00:25:28,825
(energetic music)
491
00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:30,642
- Now, we have a treat for you.
492
00:25:30,642 --> 00:25:32,075
We're gonna have a seance.
493
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:34,809
I've got camera's all around this room.
494
00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:39,504
I've got a camera here, I've
got a second camera right here.
495
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,736
This is camera number three.
496
00:25:41,736 --> 00:25:43,858
Camera number four.
497
00:25:43,858 --> 00:25:46,669
Plus, I have my vlogging camera.
498
00:25:46,669 --> 00:25:48,093
- Enough cameras, man?
499
00:25:48,093 --> 00:25:49,757
- [Vince] Actually no,
I wanna cover the house
500
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,643
with surveillance cameras,
but Deanna won't let me.
501
00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:52,837
- [Deanna] Really strange.
502
00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:55,068
- Oh, you know it is an old house.
503
00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:58,167
- Well, I know, but these
aren't like old house noises.
504
00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:01,154
They're more like whispers and groans.
505
00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:03,955
They're not like creeks and cracks.
506
00:26:03,955 --> 00:26:06,050
- You should tell them
about your gimpy ghost.
507
00:26:06,050 --> 00:26:07,088
- Ooh.
508
00:26:07,088 --> 00:26:08,782
A couple nights ago,
509
00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:12,712
I saw a dark shadowy figure
right where you are now.
510
00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,056
- Ahhh, okay. (laughs)
511
00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:17,816
All right, so you see dead people?
512
00:26:17,816 --> 00:26:18,754
- I saw the dead.
513
00:26:18,754 --> 00:26:20,869
- And if we'd had surveillance
cameras all over this place
514
00:26:20,869 --> 00:26:21,720
we'd be able to prove it.
515
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,750
- Yeah, but you just want those cameras
516
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,359
so you can vlog all over the house.
517
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,812
- Okay, I know, let's start the seance.
518
00:26:26,812 --> 00:26:27,645
- Seance?
519
00:26:27,645 --> 00:26:28,478
No.
520
00:26:28,478 --> 00:26:29,311
Not gonna happen.
521
00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:30,144
No seance.
522
00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:30,977
- Dude, why not?
523
00:26:30,977 --> 00:26:32,137
It's not like any of this is real.
524
00:26:32,137 --> 00:26:33,361
- How do you know?
525
00:26:33,361 --> 00:26:35,497
- 'Cause if ghosts exist,
526
00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:38,350
then that means God exists.
527
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,308
And...
528
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,877
...there's no proof that God is real.
529
00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:43,710
- [Vince] Yeah.
530
00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:44,543
- [Michael] I agree.
531
00:26:44,543 --> 00:26:46,276
- What about the beauty of nature?
532
00:26:46,276 --> 00:26:48,897
- Yeah, what about the horror of nature,
533
00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:52,912
like famine, and disease, and death?
534
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:53,963
- Well, I think,
535
00:26:53,963 --> 00:26:58,944
you just have to have some
faith in God's plan, you know?
536
00:26:58,944 --> 00:27:02,035
- But faith is the
opposite of proof, right?
537
00:27:02,035 --> 00:27:03,835
Faith is actually the belief
538
00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:05,842
in something that can't be proven.
539
00:27:05,842 --> 00:27:10,026
So you can have faith in a God,
but doesn't make him exist.
540
00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,170
- Well, you know what,
541
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:14,053
I have faith that there's
not gonna be a seance
542
00:27:14,053 --> 00:27:14,886
while I'm sitting.
543
00:27:14,886 --> 00:27:16,927
No, nothing good comes out of a seance.
544
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:17,760
- [Vince] Dude, why?
545
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,495
What is the worst that could happen?
546
00:27:19,495 --> 00:27:21,394
(lights flicker)
547
00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:23,894
- [Deanna] Shush, what's that?
548
00:27:34,899 --> 00:27:37,066
- (whisper) I like your dogs.
549
00:27:39,719 --> 00:27:42,386
- [Vince] What the hell is that?
550
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,584
- (whisper) I like your dogs.
551
00:27:50,584 --> 00:27:51,597
- [Vince] Hello?
552
00:27:51,597 --> 00:27:52,430
- [Bill] Boo!
553
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:53,877
(screams)
554
00:27:53,877 --> 00:27:55,678
- Bill's still here.
555
00:27:55,678 --> 00:28:00,417
- Come on, Mr. Video, I
know who your ghost is.
556
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,540
One night I wake up to all this noise.
557
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,373
- [Tom] Oh?
558
00:28:03,373 --> 00:28:06,724
- I look over the wall and
there's cops everywhere.
559
00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:08,606
I overhear one of the police say
560
00:28:08,606 --> 00:28:12,540
that the guy who lived here
shot his wife in the knee caps
561
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,557
and then hung himself.
562
00:28:13,557 --> 00:28:14,390
- [Tom] Whoa.
563
00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:15,758
- In the knee caps?
564
00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:18,264
- Apparently, he blew her knees off
565
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,025
so that her hobble would always remind her
566
00:28:21,025 --> 00:28:22,631
of what happened that day.
567
00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:23,464
- [Michael] Oh.
568
00:28:23,464 --> 00:28:24,647
- That's what the cop said.
569
00:28:24,647 --> 00:28:26,369
But she bled out and died,
570
00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,964
so I guess his plan didn't work out.
571
00:28:28,964 --> 00:28:32,089
- [Vince] And these were the
people that used to live here?
572
00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:35,839
- Yeah, Jose and Patricia
573
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,100
or something super-Mexican like that.
574
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,669
- And that's why you got
such a deal on the house.
575
00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:43,113
- [Tom] How do you not know this?
576
00:28:43,113 --> 00:28:45,041
- [Vince] The house was
a bank repossession.
577
00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:47,725
- Or was it a po-ssession.
578
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,256
Right, are you with me?
(lights flicker)
579
00:28:49,256 --> 00:28:50,089
- [Deanna] Vincent,
580
00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:53,642
did your ceiling fan
repair fry our electricity?
581
00:28:53,642 --> 00:28:56,142
(eerie music)
582
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,040
(upbeat music)
583
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,413
- I'm at work today and It's
time for me to do treatments,
584
00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:18,311
and the way I do that is
585
00:29:18,311 --> 00:29:21,223
I take the medication and
I hide them in a food item.
586
00:29:21,223 --> 00:29:22,806
So lets go do that.
587
00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:27,923
Come on.
588
00:29:27,923 --> 00:29:29,178
You want one?
589
00:29:29,178 --> 00:29:30,635
Come on.
590
00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,184
She's not gonna come.
591
00:29:33,184 --> 00:29:34,118
Good girl.
592
00:29:34,118 --> 00:29:36,951
(energetic music)
593
00:29:44,681 --> 00:29:45,764
Hi baby bear.
594
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,188
Was that delicious?
595
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,972
- [Christina] Chase me, chase me.
596
00:30:11,972 --> 00:30:13,382
Come on.
597
00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,526
- [Vince] We have a special guest.
598
00:30:15,526 --> 00:30:18,740
Everybody, you remember Christina?
599
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,324
She decided to stalk me.
600
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:22,549
(Christina giggles)
601
00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:24,135
- I wasn't stalking you.
602
00:30:24,135 --> 00:30:27,635
- [Vince] You were waiting in my driveway.
603
00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,222
- [Christina] Come on, chase me.
604
00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:33,877
Come on.
605
00:30:33,877 --> 00:30:35,294
Come on, come on.
606
00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,304
- Say goodbye to everybody.
607
00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:51,537
- Bye everybody.
- Bye.
608
00:30:51,537 --> 00:30:53,564
Vlogs over. See you Christina.
609
00:30:53,564 --> 00:30:54,397
- Bye.
610
00:30:54,397 --> 00:30:56,696
- Definitely an interesting.
611
00:30:56,696 --> 00:30:57,529
Yeah.
612
00:30:57,529 --> 00:30:58,362
- I had fun.
613
00:30:58,362 --> 00:30:59,195
- I'm home.
614
00:30:59,195 --> 00:31:00,028
You're gonna go home?
615
00:31:00,028 --> 00:31:02,245
- Can I play with the dogs more?
616
00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:03,318
- Maybe later.
617
00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:04,401
- Okay.
618
00:31:04,401 --> 00:31:08,907
- Okay, you're gonna go
home now though, right?
619
00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:09,740
- Bye.
620
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:28,684
(thunder roaring)
621
00:31:36,038 --> 00:31:37,304
(doorbell rings)
622
00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,230
- Pull up was a total failure.
623
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,660
But at least, it's mail time.
624
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,230
I've been waiting for these for a while.
625
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:47,598
Not only because I love tech,
626
00:31:47,598 --> 00:31:50,765
but because, well, you know, stalkers.
627
00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:56,687
I wanna stress, we love that
you guys watch our videos.
628
00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:59,155
You could spend your
entertainment time anywhere
629
00:31:59,155 --> 00:32:00,448
and you spend it with us,
630
00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,747
and we really appreciate that.
631
00:32:02,747 --> 00:32:04,446
But there's gotta be boundaries.
632
00:32:04,446 --> 00:32:07,945
And waiting out in front
of my house for me,
633
00:32:07,945 --> 00:32:09,262
that's a little weird.
634
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:12,762
So, hopefully, these will discourage that.
635
00:32:15,589 --> 00:32:17,564
Today, I'm gonna to unbox, review,
636
00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:19,897
and setup these security cameras.
637
00:32:19,897 --> 00:32:22,480
(knife clicks)
638
00:32:47,496 --> 00:32:49,710
All right, so I've got a
camera set up right here.
639
00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:51,195
I've got another one set up right here.
640
00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,112
This one here catches the living room.
641
00:32:53,112 --> 00:32:54,945
And with not only one,
642
00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:01,100
but two cameras in the bedroom,
it should capture sexy time!
643
00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:36,979
- Hello.
644
00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:38,726
- [Vince] Hey.
645
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,704
- Hi.
646
00:33:39,704 --> 00:33:43,360
- [Vince] Check out our
new security cameras.
647
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,236
- How much were those?
648
00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:47,619
- Can you really put a
price on peace of mind?
649
00:33:47,619 --> 00:33:50,647
- Yeah, it's called an alarm.
650
00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:53,090
- Maybe this will make you feel better?
651
00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,754
- Awe, you fixed it!
652
00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:56,118
Oh, wee.
653
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,316
Thank you.
654
00:33:57,316 --> 00:33:59,899
(gentle music)
655
00:34:02,551 --> 00:34:05,218
(Vince snoring)
656
00:34:14,614 --> 00:34:17,281
(Vince snoring)
657
00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:04,395
(Vince screams)
658
00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:09,356
- (laughs) I bet you're glad
we have video cameras now?
659
00:35:09,356 --> 00:35:10,189
- [Vince] Funny.
660
00:35:10,189 --> 00:35:11,022
Ha ha.
661
00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:11,855
Yeah.
662
00:35:13,262 --> 00:35:16,130
All right, you wanna step up the game?
663
00:35:16,130 --> 00:35:16,963
- No.
664
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:19,245
No, I was getting you back.
665
00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:20,078
- Nope.
666
00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,078
It's on now.
667
00:35:29,036 --> 00:35:30,474
(kissing)
668
00:35:30,474 --> 00:35:31,307
Goodnight.
669
00:35:31,307 --> 00:35:32,218
- [Deanna] Night.
670
00:35:32,218 --> 00:35:33,558
Don't stay up too late.
671
00:35:33,558 --> 00:35:34,484
- [Vince] I won't.
672
00:35:34,484 --> 00:35:35,317
I've got,
673
00:35:35,317 --> 00:35:36,751
I gotta edit tomorrows vlog,
674
00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:38,784
so it shouldn't be more
than a couple hours.
675
00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:39,617
- All right.
676
00:35:39,617 --> 00:35:43,234
Can you open the window before you go?
677
00:35:43,234 --> 00:35:44,067
Thank you.
678
00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:45,298
- [Vince] Yep
679
00:35:45,298 --> 00:35:48,048
(window opening)
680
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,541
Sleep well.
681
00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:52,565
- I will, you too.
682
00:35:52,565 --> 00:35:54,565
(yawns)
683
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,767
(ominous music)
684
00:36:12,631 --> 00:36:16,464
Vince, don't pull my
leg, I'm trying to sleep.
685
00:36:17,895 --> 00:36:20,145
Please, don't pull my feet.
686
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,736
(gasping)
687
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:37,597
Vince!
688
00:36:44,094 --> 00:36:44,981
- [Vince] What?
689
00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:46,101
What?
690
00:36:46,101 --> 00:36:48,040
What, what, what, what, what?
691
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,973
- [Deanna] Do you see it?
692
00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:51,684
- [Vince] See, see what?
693
00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:54,958
- [Deanna] There's
someone behind the door.
694
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,208
- [Vince] What?
695
00:36:57,729 --> 00:37:00,625
- [Deanna] Its shadow is right there.
696
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,974
- [Vince] I don't, I don't see anyone.
697
00:37:02,974 --> 00:37:05,636
- [Deanna] She's looking right at us.
698
00:37:05,636 --> 00:37:07,564
- [Vince] What?
699
00:37:07,564 --> 00:37:10,864
- [Deanna] No, Vince, no, no, no, no.
700
00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:11,697
- It's nothing.
701
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:14,319
(door swinging)
702
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,486
It is cold in here though.
703
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:21,199
- [Deanna] Oh, my god,
she's right behind you.
704
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:22,032
No.
705
00:37:24,052 --> 00:37:24,885
No.
706
00:37:26,866 --> 00:37:27,699
(eerie music)
707
00:37:27,699 --> 00:37:30,389
(screams)
708
00:37:30,389 --> 00:37:31,756
- Hun, calm down.
709
00:37:31,756 --> 00:37:32,998
It was nothing.
710
00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:34,118
It's no big deal.
711
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,711
It was just the wind.
712
00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,544
- [Deanna] No.
713
00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:37,445
No.
- Yeah, watch.
714
00:37:37,445 --> 00:37:38,278
- [Deanna] (weeps) It was more than that.
715
00:37:38,278 --> 00:37:39,111
It was more than that.
716
00:37:39,111 --> 00:37:40,930
No, no, no.
- Watch, watch, here, look.
717
00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,638
See the door is fine.
718
00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:43,471
Look.
719
00:37:43,471 --> 00:37:44,831
(door closes)
720
00:37:44,831 --> 00:37:46,786
- [Deanna] But it looked at me.
721
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,653
It looked at me.
722
00:37:48,653 --> 00:37:50,153
- Are you praying?
723
00:38:01,218 --> 00:38:03,801
(engine stops)
724
00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:09,437
So last night?
725
00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:13,776
- There was something in that room.
726
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:18,701
- The house is like 50 years old,
727
00:38:18,701 --> 00:38:22,618
so there's a whole bunch
of squeaks and drafts.
728
00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:26,308
- Yeah, I don't know.
729
00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:28,879
I don't know what's wrong with me.
730
00:38:28,879 --> 00:38:30,962
- Lack of sexy time I'm guessing.
731
00:38:30,962 --> 00:38:33,232
(both laugh)
732
00:38:33,232 --> 00:38:35,133
- Well, some sexy time tonight?
733
00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,133
- Whoo, hoo!
734
00:38:42,772 --> 00:38:45,698
I am on my way to Tom's house for lunch.
735
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,549
So where are you taking me to lunch today?
736
00:38:48,549 --> 00:38:51,104
- So you think that if she believes in God
737
00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:53,354
that she's gonna leave you?
738
00:38:55,536 --> 00:38:56,897
- (sighs) Well, yeah, yeah, yeah,
739
00:38:56,897 --> 00:38:58,201
I'm afraid that I'll lose her.
740
00:38:58,201 --> 00:38:59,034
- Why?
741
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,425
- Isn't she gonna think I'm
a heathen if I don't believe?
742
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,958
- All right, you gonna think
she's a zealot if she does?
743
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,426
- Yeah, kind of.
744
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:10,698
I mean, it's like a
vegan and a meat eater,
745
00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:13,310
they're too fundamentally
different, they can't be together.
746
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,916
The vegan would never prepare meals
747
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:16,947
for the meat eater because
they're disgusted by it.
748
00:39:16,947 --> 00:39:19,195
- All right, there's
more to life than meals,
749
00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:21,429
and yes, there's more to life than faith,
750
00:39:21,429 --> 00:39:24,940
but just keep on making the meals
751
00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:27,850
and have faith she doesn't
realize you're a knucklehead.
752
00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:29,669
(Vince laughs)
753
00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:32,502
(energetic music)
754
00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:38,391
- So check out the lovely
meal I've prepared.
755
00:39:38,391 --> 00:39:40,078
- It's delicious.
756
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,033
- Cheers.
757
00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,158
- Cheers.
758
00:39:42,158 --> 00:39:45,405
(Vince laughs)
759
00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:46,731
- Hmmmmm.
760
00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:47,667
- More wine please.
761
00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,597
That was a full glass.
762
00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:49,797
What, are trying to get me drunk?
763
00:39:49,797 --> 00:39:51,028
(Vince laughs)
764
00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:53,861
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
765
00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:58,469
- Whoa!
766
00:39:58,469 --> 00:40:01,700
(Deanna laughs)
767
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:02,533
Oh, wow.
768
00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:10,017
- (sighs) Gotta keep up.
769
00:40:10,017 --> 00:40:11,193
(burps)
770
00:40:11,193 --> 00:40:13,276
(laughs)
771
00:40:14,149 --> 00:40:15,430
(snorts)
772
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,513
(laughs)
773
00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:21,047
(snorts)
774
00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:24,647
- How sexy are you?
775
00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:26,906
- Ooh, so sexy.
776
00:40:26,906 --> 00:40:28,055
- Irresistible.
777
00:40:28,055 --> 00:40:31,536
(Deanna laughs)
778
00:40:31,536 --> 00:40:32,369
I should cleanse you,
779
00:40:32,369 --> 00:40:35,408
I should dump this wine on you
and cleanse you of all your-
780
00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:36,701
- Oh, no, you don't.
781
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:37,858
- Impurities.
- Not if you want me
782
00:40:37,858 --> 00:40:40,532
to throw my wine on you.
783
00:40:40,532 --> 00:40:42,615
(laughs)
784
00:40:43,949 --> 00:40:46,833
- Like why did you do that?
785
00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:49,500
(Deanna laughs)
786
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,796
(Vince exhales)
787
00:41:29,209 --> 00:41:33,209
- I think your shirt looks
better on me anyways.
788
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,196
Vince?
789
00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:46,429
Where'd you go?
790
00:41:52,634 --> 00:41:54,467
Are you coming to bed?
791
00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:57,456
- [Vince] Wine?
792
00:41:57,456 --> 00:41:58,575
(Deanna screams)
793
00:41:58,575 --> 00:42:01,961
- (grunts) I think we've had enough wine.
794
00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:03,038
- Sexy time?
795
00:42:03,038 --> 00:42:04,038
- Sexy time!
796
00:42:05,062 --> 00:42:06,678
(Vince laughs)
797
00:42:06,678 --> 00:42:07,845
- [Vince] Ooh.
798
00:42:10,011 --> 00:42:10,844
- Ooh.
799
00:42:14,094 --> 00:42:15,770
- [Vince] What?
800
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,353
- You have cameras.
801
00:42:19,474 --> 00:42:22,724
- [Vince] You want me to turn them off?
802
00:42:23,618 --> 00:42:25,618
- Let's make a sex tape!
803
00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:28,807
- [Vince] All right.
804
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:31,189
- Yeah, baby, yeah.
805
00:42:31,189 --> 00:42:32,022
- What is that?
806
00:42:32,022 --> 00:42:33,100
- Austin Powers.
807
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,933
- Yeah, don't do that.
808
00:42:36,946 --> 00:42:37,779
What, I got moves.
809
00:42:37,779 --> 00:42:40,430
(both laugh)
810
00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:42,597
(kissing)
811
00:42:52,015 --> 00:42:53,223
- What?
812
00:42:53,223 --> 00:42:54,056
It's nothing.
813
00:42:54,056 --> 00:42:55,639
Everything is fine.
814
00:43:06,513 --> 00:43:07,346
It's the dogs.
815
00:43:07,346 --> 00:43:08,179
Everything.
816
00:43:08,179 --> 00:43:09,560
Just relax.
817
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,518
Yeah.
818
00:43:10,518 --> 00:43:12,685
(kissing)
819
00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,850
Yeah, what is that?
820
00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:27,100
- I don't know.
821
00:43:28,114 --> 00:43:28,947
(eerie music)
822
00:43:28,947 --> 00:43:30,738
(both screaming)
823
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,571
- What the hell?
824
00:43:31,571 --> 00:43:32,404
- Holy crap.
825
00:43:32,404 --> 00:43:33,737
- What the hell?
826
00:43:36,764 --> 00:43:38,257
- There's something in this room.
827
00:43:38,257 --> 00:43:39,090
- What?
828
00:43:39,090 --> 00:43:39,923
- Shhhhh.
829
00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,123
I can feel it.
830
00:43:51,988 --> 00:43:52,838
- Where you going?
831
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:54,736
- [Deanna] I'm not sleeping in this room.
832
00:43:54,736 --> 00:43:57,611
First it was the door,
now it's the ceiling fan.
833
00:43:57,611 --> 00:43:58,740
I am out of here.
834
00:43:58,740 --> 00:43:59,573
No way.
835
00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:03,047
- So no sex then?
836
00:44:38,851 --> 00:44:41,434
(gentle music)
837
00:44:56,687 --> 00:44:57,931
- [Vince] What am I suppose to do?
838
00:44:57,931 --> 00:45:00,137
She followed us home
on the dog walk again.
839
00:45:00,137 --> 00:45:01,803
- All right, well, how would you like it
840
00:45:01,803 --> 00:45:03,974
if some challenged guy followed me home?
841
00:45:03,974 --> 00:45:06,076
- [Vince] Does he have
like super-special strength
842
00:45:06,076 --> 00:45:07,159
or something?
843
00:45:08,158 --> 00:45:10,152
Look, I mean I just,
844
00:45:10,152 --> 00:45:12,902
I don't wanna be mean
'cause she's special.
845
00:45:12,902 --> 00:45:15,290
- She's also very pretty.
846
00:45:15,290 --> 00:45:17,210
- So she's pretty special.
847
00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:19,258
You can't keep coming over here.
848
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,200
It's weird and it's intrusive.
849
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,700
Okay, I mean, we love fans,
but you've crossed a line.
850
00:45:28,216 --> 00:45:29,049
- Okay.
851
00:45:30,266 --> 00:45:32,945
- [Vince] Okay, and no more dog walks.
852
00:45:32,945 --> 00:45:33,977
- Why?
853
00:45:33,977 --> 00:45:38,506
- [Vince] Well, for one,
you don't even have a dog.
854
00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:40,438
- Oh. (laughs)
855
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,271
Okay.
856
00:45:44,481 --> 00:45:47,261
- [Vince] Do you
understand what I'm saying?
857
00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:48,948
- I crossed a line.
858
00:45:48,948 --> 00:45:51,195
I don't even have a dog.
859
00:45:51,195 --> 00:45:53,728
I shouldn't come over.
860
00:45:53,728 --> 00:45:55,196
- [Vince] All right, good enough.
861
00:45:55,196 --> 00:45:56,029
Just-
862
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:57,921
- Okay
863
00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:59,078
- [Vince] Yeah, okay.
864
00:45:59,078 --> 00:45:59,911
- Bye
865
00:45:59,911 --> 00:46:00,744
- [Vince] Right.
866
00:46:00,744 --> 00:46:02,648
- Am I being mean?
867
00:46:02,648 --> 00:46:05,665
It's just weird to have some
stranger waiting for you
868
00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:06,498
in your driveway.
869
00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:07,593
(screams)
870
00:46:07,593 --> 00:46:10,176
(Vince laughs)
871
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:15,145
I think we should get a gun.
872
00:46:16,744 --> 00:46:17,577
- For her?
873
00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:19,526
She's harmless.
874
00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:21,630
- But the next fan might not be,
875
00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:24,585
and you wanna vlog our lives to the world,
876
00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:28,799
so I think we should get some protection.
877
00:46:28,799 --> 00:46:31,858
- We have protection, we
have security cameras.
878
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:34,643
- Those aren't gonna keep out intruders.
879
00:46:34,643 --> 00:46:36,560
- Well, the alarm will.
880
00:46:40,118 --> 00:46:41,218
Look, more importantly,
881
00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:42,873
are you sleeping in the master bedroom
882
00:46:42,873 --> 00:46:46,394
or do I need to call my girlfriend back?
883
00:46:46,394 --> 00:46:47,754
(laughs)
884
00:46:47,754 --> 00:46:49,087
Okay, seriously.
885
00:46:53,509 --> 00:46:57,750
- I don't want to sleep in that room.
886
00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:01,242
It's haunted in there.
887
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:03,873
- Haunted?
888
00:47:08,947 --> 00:47:13,197
- Things are happening to
me that we can't explain.
889
00:47:17,296 --> 00:47:20,837
Can't we just camp out in here?
890
00:47:22,219 --> 00:47:25,469
- Yeah, I suppose we can sleep in here.
891
00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:32,096
Where'd you get a Bible?
892
00:47:33,091 --> 00:47:37,469
- I found it out back, I think
it belonged to Christina.
893
00:47:37,469 --> 00:47:38,302
- Huh?
894
00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:46,486
- "Keep this book of the
law always on your lips,
895
00:47:46,486 --> 00:47:49,077
meditate on it day and night
896
00:47:49,077 --> 00:47:53,356
so that you may be careful to
do everything written in it,
897
00:47:53,356 --> 00:47:57,850
then you will be
prosperous and successful."
898
00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,201
Joshua 1:08
899
00:48:00,201 --> 00:48:01,451
- What is that?
900
00:48:02,481 --> 00:48:05,898
- I don't know, this page was bookmarked.
901
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,451
♪ On the first day of
Christmas Jesus said to thee ♪
902
00:48:11,451 --> 00:48:16,119
♪ Let there be light and a
partridge in a pear tree. ♪
903
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:18,536
♪ Vince 69:69 ♪
904
00:48:20,582 --> 00:48:21,415
Stop it.
905
00:48:36,818 --> 00:48:37,835
(kissing)
906
00:48:37,835 --> 00:48:38,973
- [Vince] Good night, sweet dreams,
907
00:48:38,973 --> 00:48:40,588
I love you, see you in the morning.
908
00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:41,737
- [Deanna] Night, sweet
dreams, I love you,
909
00:48:41,737 --> 00:48:42,628
see you in the morning.
910
00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,098
- [Vince] Don't let the bed bugs bite.
911
00:48:44,098 --> 00:48:45,207
- [Deanna] I won't, you neither.
912
00:48:45,207 --> 00:48:47,332
- [Vince] I won't unless they
have tiny faces of Deanna.
913
00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:49,448
- [Deanna] I wont unless they
have tiny faces of Vince.
914
00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,969
- [Vince] Good night, sweetie.
915
00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:52,154
- [Deanna] Good night, honey.
916
00:48:52,154 --> 00:48:53,294
- [Vince] Sleep well
917
00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:54,877
- [Deanna] You too.
918
00:49:18,398 --> 00:49:20,981
(ominous music)
919
00:49:34,733 --> 00:49:37,316
(door closing)
920
00:49:41,002 --> 00:49:43,510
(wind blowing)
921
00:50:24,139 --> 00:50:27,627
- [Vince] Why are you
paranormal activating me?
922
00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:29,996
- This house is haunted.
923
00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:32,405
- (laughs) Wait, are you trying to tell me
924
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:33,465
that you're possessed?
925
00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:34,875
- No!
926
00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:36,048
God no.
927
00:50:36,048 --> 00:50:38,100
(sniffles) But that's the second time
928
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,143
that my leg has been pulled.
929
00:50:40,143 --> 00:50:42,475
- [Vince] It looks to
me like you're kicking.
930
00:50:42,475 --> 00:50:43,308
- No.
931
00:50:45,855 --> 00:50:47,692
Have I ever prayed like that before?
932
00:50:47,692 --> 00:50:48,525
- I don't know.
933
00:50:48,525 --> 00:50:51,775
There's a ton of footage to go through.
934
00:51:01,765 --> 00:51:02,932
- What's that?
935
00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:07,008
- It'll help me sleep.
936
00:51:07,008 --> 00:51:09,287
- You can't keep taking those.
937
00:51:09,287 --> 00:51:12,787
- Well, I can't keep night praying either.
938
00:51:25,704 --> 00:51:27,871
(kissing)
939
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:46,208
(ominous music)
940
00:52:25,549 --> 00:52:28,132
(Deanna morns)
941
00:52:40,794 --> 00:52:43,211
(door slams)
942
00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:49,937
(door creeks open)
943
00:54:52,191 --> 00:54:54,858
(alarm beeping)
944
00:55:21,047 --> 00:55:23,714
(ominous music)
945
00:55:43,150 --> 00:55:43,983
- What do you think?
946
00:55:43,983 --> 00:55:46,333
It's pretty cool, yeah?
947
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:48,333
- Do you believe in God?
948
00:55:49,572 --> 00:55:50,405
- I don't know.
949
00:55:50,405 --> 00:55:53,380
I don't think I believe God or gods exist.
950
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:54,891
I'm just unconvinced.
951
00:55:54,891 --> 00:55:58,558
It's kinda like an
unfalsifiable hypothesis.
952
00:55:59,728 --> 00:56:02,138
Like Santa and his Elves.
953
00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:03,789
- Awe, man, don't mess with Santa.
954
00:56:03,789 --> 00:56:08,789
- If you can't feel it and you
can't see it, does it exist?
955
00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:11,034
- Well, his disciples saw him.
956
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:13,034
- Yeah, 2,000 years ago.
957
00:56:13,879 --> 00:56:17,639
- Look, I don't know, I can't
feel or see a woman's orgasm,
958
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,224
but I'm pretty sure it exists.
959
00:56:19,224 --> 00:56:22,174
- (laughs) Don't even get
me started on that one.
960
00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:28,678
- [Vince] So how is it?
961
00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:31,095
- [Michael] It's pretty cool.
962
00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,116
Vince, come quick!
963
00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:46,157
- [Vince] What?
964
00:56:46,157 --> 00:56:49,740
- [Michael] The gardener
fell off the deck.
965
00:56:58,950 --> 00:56:59,849
- [Vince] Holy crap.
966
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:00,682
Juan!
967
00:57:00,682 --> 00:57:01,840
Juan!
968
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,673
You okay?
969
00:57:07,002 --> 00:57:07,835
Juan!
970
00:57:07,835 --> 00:57:09,424
Juan!
971
00:57:09,424 --> 00:57:10,646
Well, he's alive.
972
00:57:10,646 --> 00:57:12,042
- [Michael] What?
973
00:57:12,042 --> 00:57:13,875
- [Vince] Blower, off.
974
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:17,953
- [Michael] What the hell, man?
975
00:57:17,953 --> 00:57:18,786
- [Vince] What?
976
00:57:18,786 --> 00:57:20,082
Like you have water?
977
00:57:20,082 --> 00:57:21,445
Juan, Juan, are you okay?
978
00:57:21,445 --> 00:57:22,761
(Juan coughs)
979
00:57:22,761 --> 00:57:23,636
Call the police.
980
00:57:23,636 --> 00:57:25,055
- No policia.
981
00:57:25,055 --> 00:57:26,228
- You're hurt.
982
00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:27,503
You need Emergencia.
983
00:57:27,503 --> 00:57:28,428
Pharmacia.
984
00:57:28,428 --> 00:57:29,261
You need.
985
00:57:29,261 --> 00:57:30,094
- No, No.
986
00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:31,829
La migra!
987
00:57:33,095 --> 00:57:33,946
Call Hermano.
988
00:57:33,946 --> 00:57:36,529
(gentle music)
989
00:57:45,825 --> 00:57:46,658
- So check this out.
990
00:57:46,658 --> 00:57:50,714
The gardener was blowing
the deck and the rail broke
991
00:57:50,714 --> 00:57:52,431
and he fell off of it.
992
00:57:52,431 --> 00:57:53,264
- Shut up!
993
00:57:53,264 --> 00:57:54,097
- Yeah.
994
00:57:54,097 --> 00:57:56,834
But thank God, he's going to be okay.
995
00:57:56,834 --> 00:58:00,323
- Well, wouldn't God have saved him?
996
00:58:00,323 --> 00:58:02,925
- Well, if he would have
died, we'd be screwed.
997
00:58:02,925 --> 00:58:04,675
So your God saved us.
998
00:58:08,831 --> 00:58:11,398
- What, what's gotten into you?
999
00:58:11,398 --> 00:58:13,694
You're the one who believes in God?
1000
00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:15,164
- I thought you didn't?
1001
00:58:15,164 --> 00:58:18,074
- It's not that I believe
there isn't a God,
1002
00:58:18,074 --> 00:58:21,203
it's just that there is no real
evidence that a God exists.
1003
00:58:21,203 --> 00:58:23,528
But maybe that's what this is.
1004
00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:26,729
- Well, it's not even that I
really believe there is a God,
1005
00:58:26,729 --> 00:58:31,006
it's that life couldn't
exist just by coincidence.
1006
00:58:31,006 --> 00:58:33,411
I don't know, maybe it does.
1007
00:58:33,411 --> 00:58:36,019
You know, a guy almost died
in the back of our yard,
1008
00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:38,926
so how can there be a God?
1009
00:58:38,926 --> 00:58:40,284
- Almost!
1010
00:58:52,064 --> 00:58:52,897
Goodnight?
1011
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:53,897
- Goodnight.
1012
00:59:03,886 --> 00:59:06,469
(ominous music)
1013
00:59:12,147 --> 00:59:14,897
(light flickers)
1014
00:59:19,634 --> 00:59:22,634
(door creeks)
1015
00:59:42,707 --> 00:59:45,658
(Deanna gasps)
1016
00:59:45,658 --> 00:59:47,325
- [Vince] What's up?
1017
01:00:09,795 --> 01:00:11,378
What are you doing?
1018
01:00:19,071 --> 01:00:19,904
You okay?
1019
01:00:44,309 --> 01:00:45,142
Deanna?
1020
01:01:06,056 --> 01:01:07,889
Are you sleep walking?
1021
01:01:15,135 --> 01:01:17,718
Oh, my god, your eyes are open.
1022
01:01:26,703 --> 01:01:30,286
I don't think I'm
suppose to mess with you.
1023
01:01:37,154 --> 01:01:39,821
(alarm beeping)
1024
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:51,541
Why would you turn the alarm off?
1025
01:01:55,565 --> 01:01:58,232
(alarm beeping)
1026
01:03:20,050 --> 01:03:21,801
(Deanna screams)
1027
01:03:21,801 --> 01:03:23,234
What?
1028
01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:25,984
(alarm sounding)
1029
01:03:35,769 --> 01:03:37,566
(alarm stops)
1030
01:03:37,566 --> 01:03:38,399
Game room?
1031
01:03:45,726 --> 01:03:46,747
What the hell?
1032
01:03:46,747 --> 01:03:48,262
This is like the freakiest thing,
1033
01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:50,679
like how does this door open?
1034
01:03:52,609 --> 01:03:54,756
- [Deanna] I sleepwalk now?
1035
01:03:54,756 --> 01:03:56,496
- [Vince] Yeah, I don't know.
1036
01:03:56,496 --> 01:03:59,345
What I can't explain is the slider?
1037
01:03:59,345 --> 01:04:01,845
I mean, wind couldn't do this.
1038
01:04:02,847 --> 01:04:03,828
- [Christina] Tica, Tica.
1039
01:04:03,828 --> 01:04:04,923
Come on.
1040
01:04:04,923 --> 01:04:06,327
Come here, come on.
1041
01:04:06,327 --> 01:04:07,241
Come on.
1042
01:04:07,241 --> 01:04:08,324
Hey guys, hi.
1043
01:04:09,472 --> 01:04:13,042
Look at the puppies, look at the puppies.
1044
01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,271
Hi.
1045
01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:15,425
Hi.
1046
01:04:15,425 --> 01:04:17,405
- What the hell, Christina?
1047
01:04:17,405 --> 01:04:20,757
- [Christina] Wait, but they
are playing so good together.
1048
01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,566
- What are you doing?
1049
01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:25,583
- You said if I got a
dog I could go on walks.
1050
01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:26,791
- [Vince] No, I said that you coming
1051
01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,403
over here was inappropriate,
1052
01:04:28,403 --> 01:04:31,070
that you didn't even have a dog.
1053
01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:33,880
(sighs)
1054
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,187
Look, this is trespassing.
1055
01:04:36,187 --> 01:04:37,185
We have cameras.
1056
01:04:37,185 --> 01:04:39,268
You can't come over here.
1057
01:04:40,837 --> 01:04:43,412
- But you need me.
1058
01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:44,915
- [Vince] No, we need viewers,
1059
01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,346
we don't need people coming
over and stalking us.
1060
01:04:47,346 --> 01:04:49,154
You have to go.
1061
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,277
Oh, my god!
1062
01:05:04,188 --> 01:05:07,688
- She tries to take my
babies, I'll take care of her.
1063
01:05:07,688 --> 01:05:08,912
- What the hell is that?
1064
01:05:08,912 --> 01:05:09,745
- Nothing.
1065
01:05:09,745 --> 01:05:11,078
- Is that a gun?
1066
01:05:12,098 --> 01:05:14,556
Did you bring a gun?
1067
01:05:14,556 --> 01:05:15,973
- No, no, no, no.
1068
01:05:19,153 --> 01:05:21,146
- Where the hell did you get a gun?
1069
01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,906
- I bought it.
1070
01:05:22,906 --> 01:05:25,087
- You brought a gun into our house?
1071
01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,009
- We need protection from crazy fans,
1072
01:05:27,009 --> 01:05:29,820
and doors opening up in
the middle of the night.
1073
01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:32,709
I don't know, maybe it was
her, maybe she opened the door.
1074
01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,477
- These things are dangerous.
1075
01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:37,646
This thing is loaded.
1076
01:05:37,646 --> 01:05:39,313
- The safety was on.
1077
01:05:41,548 --> 01:05:44,317
- Look, if you wanna own a gun,
1078
01:05:44,317 --> 01:05:45,719
we've gotta learn how to use it.
1079
01:05:45,719 --> 01:05:48,302
(upbeat music)
1080
01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:54,690
(guns firing)
1081
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,739
So how is it?
1082
01:06:06,739 --> 01:06:08,015
- It's awesome.
1083
01:06:08,015 --> 01:06:10,765
(gunshot firing)
1084
01:06:27,177 --> 01:06:30,565
(ominous music)
1085
01:06:30,565 --> 01:06:33,091
(light flickers)
1086
01:06:33,091 --> 01:06:35,508
(door creeks)
1087
01:07:10,786 --> 01:07:13,453
(alarm beeping)
1088
01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:20,483
(door slides open)
1089
01:08:18,470 --> 01:08:19,887
- [Vince] Deanna?
1090
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:50,703
(scraping)
1091
01:08:57,553 --> 01:08:58,720
What the hell?
1092
01:09:06,297 --> 01:09:08,197
(light bulb pops)
1093
01:09:31,427 --> 01:09:33,927
(fly buzzing)
1094
01:09:39,849 --> 01:09:40,919
Deanna?
1095
01:09:40,919 --> 01:09:42,502
What are you doing?
1096
01:09:54,564 --> 01:09:57,064
(fly buzzing)
1097
01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:03,953
- Oh, Jesus!
1098
01:10:06,013 --> 01:10:07,284
Deanna?
1099
01:10:07,284 --> 01:10:10,749
(Deanna laughs)
1100
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,180
Are you sleep walking again?
1101
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:16,049
Are you digging my grave?
1102
01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:17,977
- This isn't me. That's not real.
1103
01:10:17,977 --> 01:10:20,015
- [Vince] You're right there.
1104
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,372
- You faked this.
1105
01:10:21,372 --> 01:10:22,892
- [Vince] How?
1106
01:10:22,892 --> 01:10:24,239
Why would I fake this?
1107
01:10:24,239 --> 01:10:25,304
- That's not me.
1108
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,527
You faked it.
1109
01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:30,517
- [Vince] There's security
cameras, there's my vlog camera,
1110
01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:32,210
there's holes out back.
1111
01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:34,443
How could I fake this?
1112
01:10:37,518 --> 01:10:38,601
- Oh, my god!
1113
01:10:40,281 --> 01:10:41,608
This is real?
1114
01:10:41,608 --> 01:10:42,522
- [Vince] Yeah, okay.
1115
01:10:42,522 --> 01:10:44,081
While you obsess over this,
1116
01:10:44,081 --> 01:10:47,607
I'm gonna move some security cameras.
1117
01:10:47,607 --> 01:10:50,468
- Well, this camera and
this camera doesn't seem
1118
01:10:50,468 --> 01:10:52,829
to be doing much good up here.
1119
01:10:52,829 --> 01:10:56,217
If she's gonna bury me,
I want someone to see it.
1120
01:10:56,217 --> 01:10:59,217
- [Deanna] Hey, Vince, come in here.
1121
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,907
I pulled up the footage
of when I was praying
1122
01:11:04,907 --> 01:11:08,477
and of the night the ceiling fan fell.
1123
01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:10,977
What do these file names mean?
1124
01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:15,127
- [Vince] Oh, the camera stamps it.
1125
01:11:15,127 --> 01:11:18,514
It like the camera name
the date and the time.
1126
01:11:18,514 --> 01:11:22,921
- [Deanna] Well, both
of these have 1:08 a.m.
1127
01:11:22,921 --> 01:11:24,793
on different dates.
1128
01:11:24,793 --> 01:11:28,960
And here, 1:08, is when
we started hearing noises.
1129
01:11:32,948 --> 01:11:34,600
- [Vince] So you wanna have an exorcism
1130
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,511
or something at 1:08?
1131
01:11:35,511 --> 01:11:37,358
- [Deanna] No, no, no, no. (laughs)
1132
01:11:37,358 --> 01:11:39,278
- We could exorcize the demons!
1133
01:11:39,278 --> 01:11:40,948
- No, not where I was going,
1134
01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,526
we're not messing with this, no.
1135
01:11:42,526 --> 01:11:43,793
- We could get a Ouija board too.
1136
01:11:43,793 --> 01:11:45,298
- Oh, hell no.
1137
01:11:45,298 --> 01:11:47,314
No, no, no, no, no.
1138
01:11:47,314 --> 01:11:49,292
Vince, I don't want to do this.
1139
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:50,125
- We already went over this.
1140
01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:51,357
What else are we gonna do?
1141
01:11:51,357 --> 01:11:53,750
- I don't know, hire someone
with more experience.
1142
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:55,032
Like a priest?
1143
01:11:55,032 --> 01:11:55,939
- A virgin?
1144
01:11:55,939 --> 01:11:57,935
This is not a job for a virgin.
1145
01:11:57,935 --> 01:12:00,525
Look, I've seen the
"Exorcist" like 100 times,
1146
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:04,240
I have a bible, I totally got this.
1147
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,429
Maybe we should shut the lights?
1148
01:12:05,429 --> 01:12:06,343
- No!
1149
01:12:06,343 --> 01:12:08,214
- Fine, fine.
1150
01:12:08,214 --> 01:12:12,784
Ghostly spirit, if you
are here move something,
1151
01:12:12,784 --> 01:12:13,867
do something.
1152
01:12:15,758 --> 01:12:18,487
(Deanna exhales)
1153
01:12:18,487 --> 01:12:20,455
You feeling okay?
1154
01:12:20,455 --> 01:12:22,187
- Something's here.
1155
01:12:22,187 --> 01:12:23,102
- Fantastic!
1156
01:12:23,102 --> 01:12:24,352
Close the door.
1157
01:12:27,805 --> 01:12:29,388
- Do you hear that?
1158
01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:32,319
- I cast you out, ghostly spirit!
1159
01:12:32,319 --> 01:12:34,711
In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ!
1160
01:12:34,711 --> 01:12:36,951
It is he who commands you!
1161
01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:38,930
Be gone from this house.
1162
01:12:38,930 --> 01:12:41,608
In the name of the Father,
in the name of the Son,
1163
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:43,620
in the name of the Holy Spirit.
1164
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,261
It is the power of
Christ that compels you.
1165
01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:48,847
It is the power of Christ compels you!
1166
01:12:48,847 --> 01:12:50,988
Deanna, the response, please.
1167
01:12:50,988 --> 01:12:53,321
It is the power of Christ...
1168
01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:57,121
- (multiple voices shrieking)
1169
01:12:59,551 --> 01:13:00,811
- Oh, my god!
1170
01:13:00,811 --> 01:13:01,943
Are you okay?
1171
01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:02,898
Deanna?
1172
01:13:02,898 --> 01:13:04,648
Deanna, are you okay?
1173
01:13:08,932 --> 01:13:11,682
(Deanna gasps)
1174
01:13:13,121 --> 01:13:14,088
- Oh, god.
1175
01:13:14,088 --> 01:13:16,301
Oh, thank God, I thought...
1176
01:13:16,301 --> 01:13:20,153
Deanna isn't feeling well
today, so she's staying home.
1177
01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:23,124
I, on the other hand, am
on my way to the County...
1178
01:13:23,124 --> 01:13:24,519
Register Recorder.
1179
01:13:24,519 --> 01:13:26,167
I probably can't record in there,
1180
01:13:26,167 --> 01:13:30,834
but I have a hidden microphone,
so lets see what we get.
1181
01:13:36,656 --> 01:13:38,323
- [Clerk] How can I help you?
1182
01:13:38,323 --> 01:13:40,009
- I'd like to do a property search
1183
01:13:40,009 --> 01:13:44,176
to find out about the
previous owners of my house.
1184
01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:51,840
Well, I've got a list
of names and addresses,
1185
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,037
now it's time to track them down.
1186
01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:55,620
(gentle music)
1187
01:15:13,029 --> 01:15:15,612
(ominous music)
1188
01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:34,533
(alarm beeping)
1189
01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:39,573
(alarm sounding)
1190
01:15:47,904 --> 01:15:48,737
Deanna?
1191
01:16:00,794 --> 01:16:01,627
Hello.
1192
01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:08,150
I think the passcode is ah Venti Mocha.
1193
01:16:10,116 --> 01:16:11,949
Yeah, what set it off?
1194
01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:15,886
Oh, I changed the code,
1195
01:16:15,886 --> 01:16:19,564
I think the wife must have
keyed in the wrong code.
1196
01:16:19,564 --> 01:16:21,334
(alarm keying)
1197
01:16:21,334 --> 01:16:22,651
Yeah, it's fine.
1198
01:16:22,651 --> 01:16:24,261
Yeah, you can cancel the police.
1199
01:16:24,261 --> 01:16:25,521
No, it's okay.
1200
01:16:25,521 --> 01:16:26,354
Thanks.
1201
01:16:30,146 --> 01:16:30,979
Deanna?
1202
01:16:36,443 --> 01:16:37,276
Deanna?
1203
01:16:40,524 --> 01:16:41,595
Hun?
1204
01:16:41,595 --> 01:16:42,428
It's okay.
1205
01:16:43,497 --> 01:16:46,747
I changed the code, everything's fine.
1206
01:16:53,273 --> 01:16:54,280
According to the county,
1207
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,660
the last people to own
my house were a Steve
1208
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:58,633
and Loraine Spottiswoode.
1209
01:16:58,633 --> 01:17:01,312
Not exactly a Mexican surname.
1210
01:17:01,312 --> 01:17:02,528
But I tracked him down
1211
01:17:02,528 --> 01:17:04,123
and it turns out he's
an accountant working
1212
01:17:04,123 --> 01:17:05,666
at this building here.
1213
01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:10,583
So I'm gonna take my phone,
stick it in my pocket,
1214
01:17:11,944 --> 01:17:13,777
see what I can record.
1215
01:17:20,442 --> 01:17:22,638
- [Steve] Now, what can I do for you?
1216
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,515
- [Vince] Well, ah this may sound odd
1217
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:28,286
but I live in your old house.
1218
01:17:28,286 --> 01:17:29,703
- [Steve] Mm-hmm.
1219
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:32,480
- [Vince] I'm trying to find out
1220
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,473
about an incident that happened there.
1221
01:17:34,473 --> 01:17:35,665
[Steve] Yeah.
1222
01:17:35,665 --> 01:17:38,467
Vince] Well, I've searched all over
1223
01:17:38,467 --> 01:17:40,480
and I haven't been able to find anything.
1224
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,032
- [Steve] Yeah, you won't.
1225
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,615
Never made the papers.
1226
01:17:44,615 --> 01:17:46,608
The economy had tanked.
1227
01:17:46,608 --> 01:17:48,407
The headlines were full of falling stocks
1228
01:17:48,407 --> 01:17:51,849
and CEO golden parachutes.
1229
01:17:51,849 --> 01:17:54,724
Nobody cared about an immigrant suicide.
1230
01:17:54,724 --> 01:17:58,088
You have to understand,
the economy was rough,
1231
01:17:58,088 --> 01:17:59,894
and he came to...
1232
01:17:59,894 --> 01:18:01,784
What was his name?
1233
01:18:01,784 --> 01:18:02,746
Joe.
1234
01:18:02,746 --> 01:18:03,900
I think Joseph.
1235
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:04,733
Joshua!
1236
01:18:04,733 --> 01:18:06,202
Joshua Juarez.
1237
01:18:06,202 --> 01:18:07,942
Came to me, had plenty of cash,
1238
01:18:07,942 --> 01:18:09,799
didn't want a background check.
1239
01:18:09,799 --> 01:18:11,810
Seemed like nice enough people.
1240
01:18:11,810 --> 01:18:13,807
Houses everywhere were vacant.
1241
01:18:13,807 --> 01:18:18,265
Here's a renter, how could
I turn the money down?
1242
01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:21,765
Apparently, his oldest daughter had killed
1243
01:18:22,910 --> 01:18:26,370
her little brother back in Mexico.
1244
01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:29,430
Then he took the girls and
fled to the United States.
1245
01:18:29,430 --> 01:18:30,763
I didn't know any of that stuff
1246
01:18:30,763 --> 01:18:32,847
when I rented the house to him.
1247
01:18:32,847 --> 01:18:35,983
But his sister lived nearby,
1248
01:18:35,983 --> 01:18:39,584
she was in the catering
business or something like that.
1249
01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:41,885
And a couple months later,
1250
01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:46,802
he shoots his wife and then
hangs himself in the yard.
1251
01:18:47,636 --> 01:18:48,469
- [Vince] Girls?
1252
01:18:48,469 --> 01:18:50,515
- [Steve] Yeah, two girls.
1253
01:18:50,515 --> 01:18:53,547
The eldest, the one the
police were looking for,
1254
01:18:53,547 --> 01:18:55,789
she just vanished.
1255
01:18:55,789 --> 01:18:58,857
And the younger one, I think
she went to live with her aunt.
1256
01:18:58,857 --> 01:19:01,357
(eerie music)
1257
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,158
- All right, it's time for me to go.
1258
01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:10,828
Hun?
1259
01:19:14,443 --> 01:19:15,276
Deanna?
1260
01:19:17,715 --> 01:19:18,632
Hello baby.
1261
01:19:19,907 --> 01:19:21,240
Where's you mom?
1262
01:19:24,504 --> 01:19:27,551
(sighs) All right, well,
where ever your hiding,
1263
01:19:27,551 --> 01:19:29,551
I shouldn't be too late.
1264
01:19:39,672 --> 01:19:40,505
Hun?
1265
01:19:42,998 --> 01:19:43,831
Deanna?
1266
01:19:46,779 --> 01:19:49,029
Are you trying to scare me?
1267
01:19:55,951 --> 01:19:56,784
Deanna?
1268
01:20:02,252 --> 01:20:03,085
Hun?
1269
01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:13,150
All right, well, where ever you are,
1270
01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:14,662
I shouldn't be too late.
1271
01:20:14,662 --> 01:20:15,579
Love you.
1272
01:20:15,579 --> 01:20:18,079
(eerie music)
1273
01:20:19,066 --> 01:20:19,899
Holy Crap!
1274
01:20:22,253 --> 01:20:23,253
Oh my god.
1275
01:20:28,568 --> 01:20:32,454
- (cries) You won't let
her, you won't let her.
1276
01:20:32,454 --> 01:20:34,676
- You want me to shoot you?
1277
01:20:34,676 --> 01:20:37,149
- (cries) No, no, I don't know.
1278
01:20:37,149 --> 01:20:39,618
You won't let her, and she needs me.
1279
01:20:39,618 --> 01:20:40,451
- Who?
1280
01:20:40,451 --> 01:20:41,284
What?
1281
01:20:41,284 --> 01:20:45,034
God damn it, what the
hell is wrong with you?
1282
01:20:47,215 --> 01:20:49,573
(multiple voices howling)
1283
01:20:56,799 --> 01:20:57,632
Deanna?
1284
01:21:03,601 --> 01:21:04,434
Deanna?
1285
01:21:08,752 --> 01:21:09,585
Deanna!
1286
01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:12,834
Deanna, are you okay?
1287
01:21:12,834 --> 01:21:13,667
Deanna.
1288
01:21:14,597 --> 01:21:15,514
Oh, my god.
1289
01:21:17,227 --> 01:21:20,810
(hospital machine beeping)
1290
01:21:25,204 --> 01:21:26,037
Hey, hun.
1291
01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:28,959
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
1292
01:21:28,959 --> 01:21:30,672
(sniffles)
1293
01:21:30,672 --> 01:21:34,768
I wanna stay another night
but the nurses won't let me.
1294
01:21:34,768 --> 01:21:37,557
I think your roommate is having a fit.
1295
01:21:37,557 --> 01:21:39,557
But you'll wake up soon.
1296
01:21:41,383 --> 01:21:43,550
(kissing)
1297
01:21:50,067 --> 01:21:53,067
(crickets chirping)
1298
01:22:22,968 --> 01:22:24,051
What is that?
1299
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:31,523
(fly buzzing)
1300
01:23:29,919 --> 01:23:31,919
(cries)
1301
01:23:35,473 --> 01:23:37,519
Why is this happening?
1302
01:23:37,519 --> 01:23:39,519
(cries)
1303
01:23:41,261 --> 01:23:43,761
(fly buzzing)
1304
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:15,970
Hey.
1305
01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:16,803
- [Tom] Hey, man.
1306
01:24:16,803 --> 01:24:17,636
- How's it going?
1307
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:18,469
- [Tom] Good, good.
1308
01:24:18,469 --> 01:24:19,302
How you doing?
1309
01:24:19,302 --> 01:24:21,101
- [Vince] Eh, I been better.
1310
01:24:21,101 --> 01:24:21,934
- [Tom] Yeah.
1311
01:24:21,934 --> 01:24:23,235
- [Vince] But I really appreciate
you taking this for me.
1312
01:24:23,235 --> 01:24:24,580
- [Tom] Awe, no problem.
1313
01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:25,792
How's she doing?
1314
01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:28,274
- Doctors say that its a
reaction to her sleeping pills,
1315
01:24:28,274 --> 01:24:30,274
but she'll wake up soon.
1316
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,801
- [Tom] Something's
not right in here, man.
1317
01:24:37,801 --> 01:24:42,183
- (chuckles) Yeah, tell me about it.
1318
01:24:42,183 --> 01:24:43,895
- [Tom] You need to call Heather, man.
1319
01:24:43,895 --> 01:24:45,439
- [Vince] Who's Heather?
1320
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:48,357
- [Tom] Heather is a spiritual friend.
1321
01:24:48,357 --> 01:24:49,601
- [Vince] A medium?
1322
01:24:49,601 --> 01:24:50,747
- [Tom] More of a small.
1323
01:24:50,747 --> 01:24:52,266
You're judgemental.
1324
01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:56,694
- [Vince] (chuckle) My homicidal
wife is in the hospital.
1325
01:24:56,694 --> 01:24:59,437
And you think I need a medium?
1326
01:24:59,437 --> 01:25:00,270
- [Tom] She can help you with this.
1327
01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:01,103
You feel it.
1328
01:25:01,103 --> 01:25:01,947
It's off.
1329
01:25:01,947 --> 01:25:04,030
An exorcism or something.
1330
01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:06,249
It's possessed.
1331
01:25:06,249 --> 01:25:07,665
- Possessed?
1332
01:25:07,665 --> 01:25:09,734
Possessed would mean that
there is an afterlife.
1333
01:25:09,734 --> 01:25:11,587
That there's a God and a devil.
1334
01:25:11,587 --> 01:25:12,420
- Exactly.
1335
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:14,753
Dude, maybe God is an alien.
1336
01:25:16,156 --> 01:25:16,989
Maybe.
1337
01:25:16,989 --> 01:25:20,239
John 17:14, "We are not of this World."
1338
01:25:22,109 --> 01:25:26,297
Look, man, some believe
that earth is hell,
1339
01:25:26,297 --> 01:25:30,619
and then if you have faith,
you find salvation in heaven.
1340
01:25:30,619 --> 01:25:35,220
But if you don't have faith,
then you die here in hell.
1341
01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:38,260
An Atheist might live a
completely normal life,
1342
01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:41,427
but then there's no afterlife for him.
1343
01:25:43,170 --> 01:25:46,786
You believe that there's life
in other universes, right?
1344
01:25:46,786 --> 01:25:48,590
- [Vince] I don't know.
1345
01:25:48,590 --> 01:25:49,840
- Okay, listen.
1346
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:53,527
Just...
1347
01:25:55,202 --> 01:25:56,982
...call Heather.
1348
01:25:56,982 --> 01:25:59,232
And here, protect yourself.
1349
01:26:00,324 --> 01:26:03,480
- You're giving me the
cross off your back.
1350
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,154
- [Tom] Yeah, that was my father's.
1351
01:26:05,154 --> 01:26:08,262
Don't disrespect him and not wear it.
1352
01:26:08,262 --> 01:26:09,349
- I can't take this.
1353
01:26:09,349 --> 01:26:10,953
- [Tom] Yeah, you can.
1354
01:26:10,953 --> 01:26:15,953
What kinda Christian would I
be if I don't try to save you?
1355
01:26:16,696 --> 01:26:18,696
- [Vince] Hi, I'm Vince.
1356
01:26:22,229 --> 01:26:25,587
- Something awful happened here.
1357
01:26:25,587 --> 01:26:28,583
Your wife is in mortal danger.
1358
01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:33,250
- [Vince] So do you like
perform exorcisms or something?
1359
01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:42,083
- Your house is not
haunted, it's your wife.
1360
01:26:48,131 --> 01:26:49,548
It happened here.
1361
01:26:51,841 --> 01:26:53,895
She took her last breath.
1362
01:26:53,895 --> 01:26:56,246
- [Vince] Actually, it
happened in the living room.
1363
01:26:56,246 --> 01:26:59,996
- There is death in many
rooms in this house.
1364
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,043
- [Vince] The hell?
1365
01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:28,387
This chick is crazy.
1366
01:27:28,387 --> 01:27:31,315
- It doesn't matter what you believe.
1367
01:27:31,315 --> 01:27:32,648
Demons are real.
1368
01:27:33,969 --> 01:27:36,386
There is a heaven and a hell.
1369
01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:41,864
Mr. Rocca, do you love your wife?
1370
01:27:41,864 --> 01:27:42,697
- [Vince] Of course.
1371
01:27:42,697 --> 01:27:44,130
- Would you do anything for her?
1372
01:27:44,130 --> 01:27:45,055
- [Vince] Sure, yeah, absolutely.
1373
01:27:45,055 --> 01:27:46,589
- Then why don't you help her?
1374
01:27:46,589 --> 01:27:47,422
- [Vince] I am.
1375
01:27:47,422 --> 01:27:48,255
That's why you're here.
1376
01:27:48,255 --> 01:27:50,646
- Don't turn your back on God.
1377
01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,855
The answers you are in this book.
1378
01:27:52,855 --> 01:27:54,605
You just have to dig.
1379
01:28:01,118 --> 01:28:01,951
- That's it?
1380
01:28:01,951 --> 01:28:03,534
You just leave?
1381
01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:24,831
This is a caterer.
1382
01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:54,683
- [Christina] Hello?
1383
01:28:54,683 --> 01:28:57,627
- Hey, Christina, Can you
come over and walk the dogs?
1384
01:28:57,627 --> 01:28:58,860
- [Christina] Yeah, I'd love to.
1385
01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,443
(gentle music)
1386
01:29:06,990 --> 01:29:07,823
- Hey.
1387
01:29:07,823 --> 01:29:09,240
- [Christina] Hi.
1388
01:29:10,976 --> 01:29:12,842
- Is this yours?
1389
01:29:12,842 --> 01:29:14,946
- [Christina] Uh-huh.
1390
01:29:14,946 --> 01:29:16,681
- And what about this?
1391
01:29:16,681 --> 01:29:18,622
- [Christina] That's my tia my tio's,
1392
01:29:18,622 --> 01:29:20,872
they make food for parties.
1393
01:29:22,025 --> 01:29:24,775
- Have you ever seen this before?
1394
01:29:28,603 --> 01:29:29,770
How bout this?
1395
01:29:30,862 --> 01:29:32,706
- [Christina] Where did you get that?
1396
01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:33,807
- You know what this is?
1397
01:29:33,807 --> 01:29:34,640
- [Christina] Give it.
1398
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,473
I need it.
1399
01:29:35,473 --> 01:29:36,306
It's mine.
1400
01:29:36,306 --> 01:29:37,511
No, no , no.
1401
01:29:37,511 --> 01:29:41,761
I'm telling, I'm telling,
I'm telling, I'm telling.
1402
01:29:43,322 --> 01:29:46,322
(breathing heavily)
1403
01:29:51,169 --> 01:29:52,482
- [Michael] Did she get the cross?
1404
01:29:52,482 --> 01:29:54,424
- No, she definitely tried though.
1405
01:29:54,424 --> 01:29:56,758
- [Michael] I knew it was valuable.
1406
01:29:57,741 --> 01:30:00,241
(fly buzzing)
1407
01:30:23,332 --> 01:30:25,794
- [Michael] Why you doing that?
1408
01:30:25,794 --> 01:30:28,568
- Maybe instead, you should dig.
1409
01:30:28,568 --> 01:30:31,068
- [Michael] Don't you want
to catch this on film?
1410
01:30:33,643 --> 01:30:35,097
I see you're wearing another cross.
1411
01:30:35,097 --> 01:30:37,264
- Yeah, Tom gave it to me.
1412
01:30:38,311 --> 01:30:39,394
- [Michael] Maybe that's not the cross
1413
01:30:39,394 --> 01:30:41,714
you should be wearing.
1414
01:30:41,714 --> 01:30:44,214
(eerie music)
1415
01:30:48,894 --> 01:30:50,662
- I don't know why you're shooting this.
1416
01:30:50,662 --> 01:30:53,999
- In case you were to spontaneous combust.
1417
01:30:53,999 --> 01:30:57,853
- (phews) I can't believe
I'm buying into this.
1418
01:30:57,853 --> 01:31:01,770
- Well, maybe God's gonna
be striking you down.
1419
01:31:05,580 --> 01:31:07,457
Very anticlimactic.
1420
01:31:07,457 --> 01:31:09,131
- I don't know what you
thought was gonna happen.
1421
01:31:15,878 --> 01:31:18,184
- [Michael] It's a lot of holes.
1422
01:31:18,184 --> 01:31:19,696
- Yeah.
1423
01:31:19,696 --> 01:31:22,012
I don't think they're deep enough.
1424
01:31:23,969 --> 01:31:25,791
Hey, where did the gardener land?
1425
01:31:25,791 --> 01:31:28,291
- [Michael] Right about there.
1426
01:31:36,363 --> 01:31:38,946
(Michael grunts)
1427
01:31:46,851 --> 01:31:49,184
- [Vince] Seems easy to dig.
1428
01:31:52,678 --> 01:31:57,678
- [Michael] (chuckles) Huh,
gotta get this on video.
1429
01:32:02,659 --> 01:32:05,159
(fly buzzing)
1430
01:32:07,072 --> 01:32:09,489
- [Vince] It's like a cavern.
1431
01:32:13,897 --> 01:32:14,730
It's deep.
1432
01:32:21,524 --> 01:32:23,224
- [Michael] Do you really
have something in there?
1433
01:32:23,224 --> 01:32:24,641
- Yeah, I just...
1434
01:32:31,904 --> 01:32:34,119
(fly buzzing)
1435
01:32:34,119 --> 01:32:34,952
Holy crap.
1436
01:32:37,714 --> 01:32:39,487
What if...
1437
01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:40,637
but this...
1438
01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:44,305
Maybe we should call the police?
1439
01:32:44,305 --> 01:32:45,138
- [Michael] Oh, that's awesome.
1440
01:32:45,138 --> 01:32:46,066
And tell them what?
1441
01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:47,556
Hey, we're two guys digging
in the yard at 2 a.m.
1442
01:32:47,556 --> 01:32:49,312
and we found a vase.
1443
01:32:49,312 --> 01:32:53,843
Yeah, run that through your
head, how's that gonna sound?
1444
01:32:53,843 --> 01:32:55,426
- What if it's a...
1445
01:32:58,038 --> 01:33:00,538
- [Michael] Lets just open it.
1446
01:33:08,753 --> 01:33:10,395
Why'd you do that?
1447
01:33:10,395 --> 01:33:14,312
- (laughs) Dude, come on, man.
1448
01:33:16,685 --> 01:33:19,518
(phone vibrating)
1449
01:33:23,862 --> 01:33:24,695
Hello?
1450
01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:26,536
Hun?
1451
01:33:27,693 --> 01:33:29,373
Oh crap, she's awake.
1452
01:33:29,373 --> 01:33:31,098
- [Michael] What am I suppose to do?
1453
01:33:31,098 --> 01:33:31,931
- [Vince] I don't...
1454
01:33:31,931 --> 01:33:33,014
Go home.
1455
01:33:33,014 --> 01:33:35,076
- [Michael] Owe.
1456
01:33:35,076 --> 01:33:37,826
- [Vince] Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
1457
01:33:45,002 --> 01:33:47,835
(ocean waves)
1458
01:34:03,276 --> 01:34:06,109
(Deanna grunting)
1459
01:34:07,684 --> 01:34:09,005
- [Vince] All right,
when you're done playing,
1460
01:34:09,005 --> 01:34:10,659
you wanna give me a hand with this?
1461
01:34:10,659 --> 01:34:13,068
(Deanna laughs)
1462
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,361
- [Both] Hey, everybody.
1463
01:34:20,361 --> 01:34:22,352
- Been a long time since we vlogged.
1464
01:34:22,352 --> 01:34:23,185
- Sorry about that.
1465
01:34:23,185 --> 01:34:25,881
- Yeah, I just haven't
really been in the mood to.
1466
01:34:25,881 --> 01:34:28,048
But not much has happened.
1467
01:34:29,308 --> 01:34:30,141
- No.
1468
01:34:30,141 --> 01:34:33,544
A lot of you are wondering what happened.
1469
01:34:33,544 --> 01:34:35,920
And we gave the urn back to the police.
1470
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,881
- Yep, they are investigating it
1471
01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:40,781
and seeing if they can
determine DNA from the ashes,
1472
01:34:40,781 --> 01:34:42,660
but apparently that's very difficult.
1473
01:34:42,660 --> 01:34:44,011
- Yeah, almost impossible.
1474
01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:46,353
- Haven't seen Christina since that day.
1475
01:34:46,353 --> 01:34:47,186
- No.
1476
01:34:47,186 --> 01:34:48,842
- But I did give the
business card to the police
1477
01:34:48,842 --> 01:34:50,656
and they're looking into it.
1478
01:34:50,656 --> 01:34:53,183
- Yeah, we think she's
the youngest daughter.
1479
01:34:53,183 --> 01:34:57,533
- Yes, what we think
happened is that the mother
1480
01:34:58,418 --> 01:35:00,863
killed and burned and buried
1481
01:35:00,863 --> 01:35:04,645
her oldest daughter,
Marisol, in our backyard.
1482
01:35:04,645 --> 01:35:08,355
And then the father,
distraught, shot the mother
1483
01:35:08,355 --> 01:35:12,474
and then hung himself
near the grave out back.
1484
01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:13,560
- It's pretty grim.
1485
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:14,437
- Yeah, it is grim.
1486
01:35:14,437 --> 01:35:17,702
But on the bright side,
I forwent the Camero.
1487
01:35:17,702 --> 01:35:18,895
(Deanna celebrating)
1488
01:35:18,895 --> 01:35:19,728
And?
1489
01:35:19,728 --> 01:35:22,460
- Took this awesome Florida vacation.
1490
01:35:22,460 --> 01:35:25,043
(upbeat music)
1491
01:35:54,841 --> 01:35:59,799
Wow, manatees really are some
of natures greatest creatures.
1492
01:36:00,833 --> 01:36:04,344
- Or maybe some of God's greatest?
1493
01:36:04,344 --> 01:36:06,844
(eerie music)
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