All language subtitles for 6 - The Return

- Wait.
- What, lady?

- Rent is due next week.
- Yeah, and I got it covered.

Whenever you say that,
I get the distinct feeling

that you don't got it covered.

You're gonna tell your parents
you lost your job, right?

I didn't lose my job.
I gave my job away of my own volition

because I didn't want
a fucking breast massage every day.

- You going to be okay?
- No. No, not at all.

- Bye!
- Be nice to your parents, okay?

I'm the nicest!

(BLOWS KISS)

(PLANE ROARING)

I think she missed her flight.

- No, she made her flight.
She made her flight.
- No.

Ah! Ah! (LAUGHS)

Hey! Hey! Working girl!

Look, Hannah Banana.

- What took you so long?
- I was waiting at baggage claim.

Here.

Mommy, hi!

- How are you?
- My baby girl.

Good to see you.

LOREEN: Oh!

- Oh, honey.
- I'm... That's... I'm sorry.

- No, I can...
- Dad.

Well, we're just so glad
that you're back, honey,

even if it's just for the weekend.

We are. We are so glad.

When we were trying to figure out
what to do for our anniversary...

We thought, "Who better
to spend it with than our best friend

- "who we just happened to create?"
- Yeah, well, 30 years.

I mean, I can't imagine getting someone
to spend 30 years with me.

Thirty minutes seems crazy.

How's that Adam fellow?

Uh, dead to me.

- LOREEN: And the job?
- Same.

I mean, boring, but it's a job, so...

We were just hearing that MSU
is looking for a postgraduate fellow

- to organize visiting lecturers.
- Folks who come and lecture.

- Doesn't that sound like an interesting job?
- Sounds great.

You know, if you're going to do this
all weekend, just don't.

We have some fun Netflix
and some great food.

Some curried vegetables, rice pudding.

- TAD: You got the rice pudding?
- Yeah. Ham croquette.

MAN 1: (ON TV) These are my sleeping socks.

My feet like a little air at night.

MAN 2: How come you're wearing them
in the daytime, then?

MAN 1: 'Cause my daytime socks
got too many holes in them.

Oh, honey, don't text.

You can text when the movie's over.

But I don't care what happens
during the movie.

Well, we do.

Well, that's really your cross to bear.

- Ooh, you've got a mood on.
- No, I don't.

Maybe she's hungry.

Okay.

I'm not hungry. I said I wasn't hungry.

You don't know about me.

Honey?

There's some chicken in the refrigerator.

What did I say?

- Hannah.
- Mmm.

Can you do me a favor?

What time is it, Mom?

11:00. I need my prescription.

Well, can Dad get it?

No, he's already gone out.
I'm sorry, I let it go on a little long.

I'm having horrible hot flashes.

Okay, I'm just gonna...
Just give me a couple minutes.

No, now, Hannah, now.

Please, Hannah!

(SIGHS)

You're such a sweetheart.

Thank you so much
for coming and cheering me up.

Totally.

- Oh, my God, Hannah?
- Hi!

What is happening?

What are you doing here? Oh, my God!

- Hi.
- Hi. What's up, girl?

Nothing. I just wanted to come say hi
because I'm home for the weekend.

Yeah. Oh, you're here for the benefit.

No, for my parents' anniversary.
What's the benefit?

- For Keri?
- Keri...

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay.

- I don't know about the benefit for Keri.
- Sweetheart, we gotta talk.

I'm gonna make you any fucking coffee drink
that you want in this entire place.

We're out of soy milk. And we're gonna talk.

So, on the last day of the trip,

they just thought she was
in that guy's hotel room, you know?

And they were like,
"Keri better get back here

"because we are not cleaning
up her dirty underwear."

And then they thought she was just, like,

hungover and not answering her phone
or whatever.

And they were like, "Fine,
bitch is gonna stay at the resort, then."

So, they went to the airport

and when they got off of the plane,
they couldn't reach her.

And then they realized, like...

They realized they could never reach her.

Wow.

And she just respected individuality,
you know?

Like you, like the way
you're always doing your own thing,

wearing two different-colored socks
and just being you.

She loved you for that.

She loved unique.

So, the benefit's like something you're doing
for her memorial fund, or...

More like for her parents,

because they wanna hire
a private investigator.

- Get some closure.
- Yeah.

- Hey, you all right, yum?
- Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm... Thanks, yeah.

It's just really intense to have to tell
Hannah about this Keri stuff, you know?

Oh, yeah. You did good, yum.

- You did right.
- Thank you.

- Zach, this is Hannah.
- Hey.

- Hannah, this is Zach.
- Nice to meet you.

And he's been so great about this stuff.

Oh, this Keri shit.
God, she basically has PTSD.

Yeah, and he's been so supportive
about the fact that I'm moving.

You're moving?

This little lamp is heading
to Hollywood next week.

Yeah, to dance.

So you know someone who's going
to help you get settled and find auditions?

Oh, no.
You know, I mean, I know enough to know

that you don't really have to know anybody.
You know?

- Yeah.
- Okay, you're off break, plummy.

Okay, squirt. Okay, squirt!

MAN: You went to East Lansing High.

- Yeah, I did. You...
- Class of '06.

Yeah, Eric. I remember.

Hey. Yeah, you wrote the advice column.

It was for the paper. "Holler at Hannah"?

It was actually "Holla at Hannah."

if you wanna be correct.
But that's mortifying.

- You still do that?
- Not professionally any longer.

No, not a professional advice giver.

I live in New York.
I'm actually just home for the weekend.

Cool.

So, how long have you worked here?

- Uh, I own it with my dad.
- Oh, cool.

Well, I own a small savings bond with my dad,
so it's kind of the same thing.

(LAUGHS)

Um...

Okay.

$23.

Let's see, I think I only have a twenty,

so I will sacrifice those pantyhose.

Come on, don't worry about it.

- You sure?
- Yeah, really.

Thank you.

- I still want that 20.
- Sorry.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- Thank you.
- Awesome.

- Here you go.
- Thanks, have a great one.

- You, too.
- Later.

(SINGING ALONG WITH RADIO)
These hands are small,

I know...

But they're not yours...

ERIC: Hannah!

They are my...

- Hey.
- Hi.

Those hormone replacements for your mom...

No, those are my mom's. They're not mine.

Right.

Some women feel that they need
a personal lubricant while on those, so...

I just... Free of charge.

Thank you. That's very considerate of you.

Are you in town for long?

No, I'm just here until tomorrow.

I'm working on a book in New York,
so I kind of gotta get back.

What are you doing tonight?

- Nothing.
- Are you around?

Yeah. To hang out with you?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, definitely.

Something specific or...

I'm not sure.
There's that Keri Lawrence benefit, right?

- Yes, she disappeared.
- Did you know her?

Very little bit.

- Okay, good.
- Apparently, she really liked me.

- That's sad.
- Very.

- I'll see you tonight.
- Yep.

- Bye.
- Bye.

She didn't look dangerous at all.

And she literally, like, screamed
when she saw her.

Hi.

- How's it going?
- Okay.

LOREEN: Happy anniversary, sweetie.

So what's the plan for tonight?

Well, I made a reservation at
S'il Vous Plate.

- Ohh!
- At 7:00 and maybe a movie afterwards?

Oui, oui.

You know, guys, I was thinking

and I don't really feel comfortable
encroaching on this whole thing.

I feel like you two really need
to spend the night alone together.

- Doesn't that make more sense?
- Well, that's very sweet of you, doll.

But we just want to hear what you're up to
and enjoy your shining personality.

I got asked on a date.

- Oh?
- What? Where?

At the pharmacy by the pharmacist, Eric.

He's cute.

He's really cute and he's gonna take me
to the benefit for Keri Lawrence's family.

Oh, that was an unfortunate thing.

- But we had a plan.
- Yeah, we did.

I don't really think that you guys are
understanding the severity of this situation.

I have been dating someone
who treats my heart like it's monkey meat.

I feel like a delusional,
invisible person half the time.

So, I need to learn what it's like to be
treated well before it's too late for me.

- Go, go.
- What?

Just go with Eric.

You are from New York,

therefore you are just naturally interesting.

Okay? It is not up to you
to fill all of the pauses.

You are not in danger of mortifying yourself.

The worst stuff that you say

sounds better than the best stuff
that some other people say.

ERIC: Is that okay
that I took you to a pizza place?

Is that all right? Okay.

Yeah, I love pizza.

I love pepperoni,
which I haven't eaten in ages

because I was a vegetarian
until two months ago.

What? Why? What happened?

Well, I will tell you what happened.

Which is, basically, I was dating this guy...

Sorry if that's an overshare.

And I went over to his house one day
and I was starving

and he had nothing to eat.

Just nothing except for some raw meat

which his uncle had caught, killed,
and sent him in the mail,

so my options were to eat that
or to go out and get some food

and I was sure that if I went out, came back,

he wouldn't answer the buzzer
or he would have just disappeared.

So he cooked it, I ate it.

And I swear to you, I felt myself
growing stronger with every bite.

Yeah, it's protein. Your body needed protein.

It was like the roses came back to my cheeks.

- Seriously.
- (LAUGHS)

And I had this revelation, which was like,

"I should be eating meat.
I should not be dating this person."

- So, you stopped?
- No, I did not stop.

That would be too logical.

I kept doing it for, like, six more weeks
because I'm a slow learner.

(LAUGHS)

Good to hear.

- This is great.
- Yeah, Jimmy does it well.

And I'll be your
crying shoulder...

Is this place always open at night?

I think my friend John might be here.

Cool.

Okay, I'm gonna get a drink.
You want something?

Um, what are you having?

- A beer. You want a beer?
- Perfect.

ERIC: Great.

The greatest man
of your"

I'll be your
crying shoulder...

- Are you guys ready to make some noise?
- (APPLAUSE)

Yeah.

So, put your hands together
for the girl who puts the motion in the ocean

in a special number they created
to celebrate the life of Keri Lawrence.

Please welcome
Heather Travis and the Twist-arounds.

Whoo!

MAN: All right!

(WHISTLING)

(PRETTY GIRL ROCK PLAYING)

I can do the pretty girl rock
Rock

Rock, do the pretty girl rock
Rock, rock

Now what's your name?

My name is Keri
I'm so very

Fly, oh, my
It's a little bit scary

Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derriere

You can stare
But if you touch it I 'ma bury

Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a Swisher

Mad 'cause I'm cuter
Than the girl that's with ya

Thank you.

I don't gotta talk about it
Baby you can see it

But if you want
I'll be happy to repeat it

My name is Keri
I'm so very

Fly, oh, my
It's a little bit scary

Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derriere

You can stare
But if you touch it I 'ma bury

Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a Swisher

Mad 'cause I'm cuter
Than the girl that's with ya

I can talk about it
'Cause I know that I'm pretty

And if you know it, too
Then ladies, sing it with me

All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that this girl's a 10

Don't hate me
'Cause I'm beautiful...

You okay?

You didn't think that was,
like, really delusional?

- What was?
- That dancing.

(LAUGHS)

It wasn't that bad.

Okay, maybe it wasn't bad in amateur terms,

but Heather is moving to California
to be a professional dancer,

so that should just make us
all feel pretty sad and weird.

I guess it was a little cheesy.

It was, like, very cheesy.

And nobody's telling her.
She's gonna to go to LA.

And live in some shitty apartment

and feel scared and sad and lonely
and weird all the time.

But she's got a good life here.
I would like her life.

Maybe I should move here,

'cause then I wouldn't be worrying
about rent every second

and I can actually focus
on my book for a minute.

There's a job opening at the florist's,
I know that.

Well, no, I would, like, get a real job,
like, I'd be a teacher or something.

- What's your real job in New York?
- I'm a writer.

- And that's how you make money?
- No, I don't have any money.

Sorry.

Gosh, you're so serious.

(LAUGHS)

Just don't worry about it.

- Okay.
- Let's have fun.

Do you wanna go back to my place?

- Yeah, totally.
- Okay.

(IMITATING WOODY ALLEN) A relationship is
like a shark, you know,

it has to keep moving...

Or it dies.
And what we have here is a dead shark.

(LAUGHS)

That's from On The Waterfront.

Obscure.

Well, I hope she's having fun.

I think she knows how to have fun.

She's such an anxious person.

I wish I could unburden her.

You know, but she's like me.
She has to jitter her way through her 20s.

Yeah, you were such a spaz.

- In your 20s.
- Oh, "spaz"?

I worry all the time about her.

That never changes.
Once they're born, you never don't worry.

That's why people without children
live longer.

(CHUCKLES)

No, I really worry.
What does a person like that turn into?

A person like what?

She's funny, sure. Likable, very likable.

- But that and 10 cents.
- Tad, Tad.

But at what point will she realize,

well, she's not going to get to be
what she wants to be

- when she grows up?
- How do you know that?

You know that. You're the one who forced us
to cut her off to help her realize that.

No, I cut her off
so she'd have something to write about.

We don't even know if
her writing is any good.

What if she wakes up and she's 30 and...

- What does she know how to do?
- She knows how to have fun.

She does what she wants
when she wants to do it

and she has fun.

And she thinks about that fun
and she learns from that fun.

How did she get that way?

Use your brain.

Hey, look at me.

Use your brain.

Oh, I can't get my...

(CHUCKLES)

Lights off.

You want me to leave my boots on?

Um, it's up to you.

Seems to me you'd want to put your feet
up on the bed, though.

Okay.

We don't have to have sex.

- Well, do you want to have sex?
- Yeah, of course.

I just... I don't want to pressure you.

No, I like pressure.

Sorry.

- What's your favorite part?
- Of what?

Of fucking me.

(LAUGHS) Don't know, I haven't done it yet.

Ow.

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Um...

Please don't put your finger in my asshole.

You weren't telling me
what it was that you wanted at all,

so I was just trying to guess
what you wanted.

You're allowed to just tell me
what it is you want.

I just want to have sex.

Okay.

(MOANING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I'm tight like a baby, right?

Come on, that's...

Fuck.

LOREEN: Oh!
TAD: Oh! Fuck, that feels good.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Wet and wild.

You are so embarrassing.

(LAUGHS)

- Turn around.
- Now?

Right now, turn around.

(LAUGHS)

- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, my God!

- Ahh!
- Oh, my God!

Ahh! Ahh!

Let me get a leg up.

- Oh!

(GIGGLES)

Honey?

Tad?

It's right here.

Well, thank you for everything.

- And for the ride.
- Yeah.

- I will see you soon.
- Okay.

- Get home safely.
- Okay.

Bye. Bye.

LOREEN: Tad? Oh, my God.

Honey? Sweetie, can you hear me?

Tad? Baby?

- HANNAH: Oh, my God!
- Can you hear me?

- Oh, my God. What's going on?
- He slipped and hit his head.

He's out. He is concussed.

Well, what was he doing?
How did that happen?

We were having sex.

Okay, um, Dad?

Dad? Daddy?

- Daddy?
- Oh.

Okay, Mom. He's not passed out.
Not passed out. He's not passed out.

I think I tore my back.

- Your back?
- My head is nothing compared to my back.

- Oh, my God.
- Shit, I feel awful.

I think we should just, like, put him in a
robe or cover him and just get him into bed.

You can go to your room. I can get this.

No, Mom. I can help you, okay?

So just grab his arm, grab his arm.

We're gonna get him up. We're gonna do this.

- Oh, my God.
- And just hold onto the towel.

- Or don't hold onto the towel.
- Oh! I'm embarrassed!

Of course you're embarrassed

because this is horribly embarrassing
for everyone involved.

Okay.

That is fully your wet butt.

That's what's going on here.
Okay, Mom, so you can just...

Just give a shout if you need anything,
okay, Daddy?

I'm fine,

just realizing I'm growing older.

No, no.

Okay, now I get
why you didn't want to talk about sex.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, please.

- How was your date?
- It was good.

He's really nice.

Well, he seems it.

Maybe not enough fire burning
under his ass for your taste,

but he'll do for the day?

Yeah, he'll do for the day.

Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep
because that is an early flight.

Is everything okay with you moneywise?

I mean really okay?

Because that was a hard blow we dealt you,
cutting you off.

It would make sense
if you weren't all the way on your feet.

We're proud of you for making it work.

I only mention jobs around here
because I miss you.

No, I'm good.

I'm making it work.

That is my scrappy little girl.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

- Love you.
- I love you, too, sweetie.

Sleep well.

You, too. See you in the morning.

See you in the morning.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

- Hello?
- ADAM: Yo, kid.

Oh, hi.

- It's Hannah.
- I know, I called you.

Oh, yeah. I was sleeping.

Yeah, you sound sleepy. I'm sorry, kid.

Oh, no. It's okay. I'm actually... I'm home.

Yeah, I'm home, too.

No, but I'm, like, home home.
Like, at my parents' home home.

Like, looking at a Goo Goo Dolls poster
as we speak.

(LAUGHS)

Well, how are things in Ohio?

I'm in Michigan, so I don't really
know how things are in Ohio.

- Shit, fuck. Sorry. Michigan.
- No, it's fine.

I mean, I don't even care
if people get my name wrong.

Are you just calling to say hi?

Yeah. Did you call me earlier?

- Did I?
- A few times, yeah.

Everything okay?

Oh, um...

Yeah, things here are good.
They're interesting. Uh...

I just helped my dad after a sex injury,
so that happened.

- You were having sex with your father?
- No, I wasn't having sex with my father.

He was having sex with my mother.

Oh, that seems like a better match.

I was actually...
I was out having sex with someone else.

I was having sex with a pharmacist.

Oh, yeah? Was it fun?

Uh, fun?

Sure. I mean, physically, yes.

Yes, it was. But...

Was that a very weird thing
for me to just tell you?

Why would that be weird?

I mean, honestly, I was just
so amazed by his apartment.

It's huge. It's like twice the size of yours
and he paid nothing for it.

And it just made me think, "Why doesn't
everyone who's struggling in New York

"move here and start the revolution?"

It's like we're all slaves to this place
that doesn't even really want us. You know?

I did call you because I wanted
to make sure you hadn't disappeared.

What do you mean?

I realized today that
if something happened to one of us,

the other one would have
no way of ever knowing

'cause it's not like
your friends would call me.

It's not like I know your mom, so, you know,

if something happened to you,
I would never know you were gone.

So, I guess I was just calling to make sure

that you would call me
if you ever disappeared.

Which doesn't even make sense.

Okay, kid, will do.

- I miss you.
- You do?

I do, yeah. I wish you were here right now.

I saw your name earlier on the phone
and I was like, "Where the fuck is that girl?

"I wish she was here right now."

Well, I'm in Michigan, so...

What do you see out your window
in New York right now?

(GROANS) You want me to get up and look?

I do, yeah.

Get up and look.

(GROANS)

- Okay, what do I see?
- (SIREN BLARING)

Oh! Oh!

There's this lady crackhead.
I've talked to her, like, twice.

She's pretty fucking tweaked,
but, I don't know, funny.

One time we had a conversation about
cashews that lasted, like, 30 minutes.

She, like, wanted cashews,
and she thought I had them,

but I didn't, so she was trying to grab
my ass, saying I had them in my back pocket.

I'm like,
"No, I don't have them in my back pocket..."

(MUSIC PLAYING)