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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 000040,534 -- 000042,467 20 bucks on pump 7. 2 000042,534 -- 000044,367 Lucky 7. 3 000048,167 -- 000049,400 You from around here 4 000049,467 -- 000051,667 Uh, I just moved. 5 000051,734 -- 000053,234 Oh, yeah Just moved 6 000053,300 -- 000054,501 For school. 7 000054,567 -- 000056,501 Been here long 8 000056,567 -- 000058,634 I just asked that. Heh heh. 9 000058,701 -- 000101,567 I used to live here. I knew all the spots. 10 000101,634 -- 000102,868 I mean, you gotta know 'em. 11 000102,934 -- 000104,367 There are some great places. 12 000104,434 -- 000106,067 And not just for gambling. There's more. 13 000106,133 -- 000108,334 I mean, gambling, sure. Do you gamble 14 000108,400 -- 000109,834 Sometimes. 15 000109,901 -- 000112,234 Sometimes That means a lot. 16 000112,300 -- 000113,667 Yeah. 17 000113,734 -- 000116,667 How much is the Instant Jackpot Madness 18 000116,734 -- 000118,400 30 million. 19 000118,467 -- 000120,434 Jeez Louise! Why hasn't somebody popped that bubble! 20 000120,501 -- 000123,534 I mean, like... Give me 1,000 tickets. 21 000123,601 -- 000125,467 Anyone ever done that 22 000125,534 -- 000126,934 Why not 23 000127,000 -- 000128,834 Let's do it. 24 000128,901 -- 000130,767 1,000 tickets. Give me 1,000. 25 000130,834 -- 000132,634 Uh, I don't think I can do that. 26 000132,701 -- 000134,467 Sure you can. 27 000134,534 -- 000136,267 Yeah, count it. 28 000136,334 -- 000138,234 I'll have to get the manager. 29 000138,300 -- 000139,834 Get him. 30 000141,667 -- 000143,767 Hi. Yeah, we have a customer 31 000143,834 -- 000145,534 who wants 1,000 I.J.M. tickets. 32 000145,601 -- 000147,767 Is that cash 33 000147,834 -- 000150,100 Yeah. 34 000150,167 -- 000151,200 Okay. 35 000151,267 -- 000152,968 He'll be right up. 36 000153,033 -- 000155,200 I'm not authorized for that much. 37 000155,267 -- 000156,267 Okay. 38 000158,734 -- 000201,667 So Do you know any good places 39 000201,734 -- 000204,934 Uh, a few. I just got here. 40 000205,000 -- 000207,100 Well, I could show you Vegas. Yeah 41 000208,367 -- 000209,467 Sure. 42 000209,534 -- 000212,234 Oh. Good times. 43 000216,267 -- 000218,400 # One, two, three, four # 44 000254,634 -- 000257,667 iThey say you make your own luck.i 45 000257,734 -- 000259,634 iI never understood that.i 46 000302,534 -- 000304,734 iYou're either lucky, or you're not.i 47 000306,601 -- 000309,400 iWhen I lived in Las Vegas, I had plenty of luck.i 48 000311,100 -- 000313,834 iProblem was, most of it was bad.i 49 000321,234 -- 000325,567 iSo... I drove until I ran out of gas.i 50 000325,634 -- 000328,601 iAnd... here I am.i 51 000331,901 -- 000334,100 iFor now,i 52 000334,167 -- 000336,868 iI'm taking it slow and steady.i 53 000351,167 -- 000354,968 iMy name is John, and I used to be lucky.i 54 000355,033 -- 000357,634 iI had a great run for a while.i 55 000357,701 -- 000400,067 iA smile from me, or a nod,i 56 000400,133 -- 000402,734 iand it was, John, how are you Right this way.i 57 000404,100 -- 000405,934 iI didn't have to order the usual.i 58 000406,000 -- 000408,667 iThey brought it to me, comped.i 59 000501,501 -- 000503,734 I tried my credit card on your machine. It's broken. 60 000503,801 -- 000506,067 The credit card or the machine 61 000516,734 -- 000519,267 Five bucks on pump number seven. 62 000523,801 -- 000525,334 And three Grand Gimmes. 63 000525,400 -- 000527,801 Three Grand Gimmes. 64 000527,868 -- 000529,634 And four Who's Your Daddys. 65 000529,701 -- 000531,467 And eight Mega Mega Megas. 66 000531,534 -- 000533,300 And eight Mega Mega Megas. 67 000533,367 -- 000534,934 That's 20. 68 000541,400 -- 000543,334 iOf course, a little fun never hurts.i 69 000545,267 -- 000547,801 iJust to test the waters.i 70 000547,868 -- 000550,000 iBecause if my luck comes back,i 71 000550,067 -- 000552,501 iit would be foolish not to capitalize.i 72 000619,667 -- 000621,167 Who's Your Daddy. 73 000621,234 -- 000622,968 Congratulations. $22. 74 000623,033 -- 000624,701 22 75 000624,767 -- 000627,167 When the words Who's, Your, and Daddy appear, 76 000627,234 -- 000629,300 one in each box, that's 1,000. 77 000629,367 -- 000632,934 Your ticket has all three in one box... 22. You're up two. 78 000633,000 -- 000636,000 Heard somebody won Instant Jackpot Madness last night. 79 000636,067 -- 000637,100 No. 80 000637,167 -- 000638,601 I thought somebody won. 81 000638,667 -- 000640,334 It's up to 15 million. 82 000640,400 -- 000641,834 15 83 000641,901 -- 000643,267 Just sayin'. 84 000646,634 -- 000649,567 22, Instant Jackpot Madness. 85 000652,000 -- 000654,467 Hey. You're not allowed to look. 86 000700,300 -- 000701,968 Do you have trash 87 000702,033 -- 000705,000 Don't forget your five bucks on pump seven. 88 000715,734 -- 000717,501 iI guess I am pretty lucky.i 89 000718,968 -- 000720,501 iI have a nice housei 90 000720,567 -- 000722,434 iin a gated community...i 91 000724,467 -- 000726,167 ia great job...i 92 000728,234 -- 000731,133 isitting in a cubicle, filing claims,i 93 000731,200 -- 000733,033 ilogging calls.i 94 000744,801 -- 000747,033 Thank you for calling Townsend Insurance. 95 000747,100 -- 000749,067 May I have your claim number 96 000749,133 -- 000750,501 iAnd...i 97 000750,567 -- 000753,534 iI have the best seat in the house.i 98 000755,300 -- 000757,167 Thank you for calling Townsend Insurance. 99 000757,234 -- 000759,334 Can I have your claim number, please 100 000811,367 -- 000813,667 So, you know how you're always playing those scratch card games 101 000813,734 -- 000814,868 No, I'm not. 102 000814,934 -- 000816,567 My girlfriends and I all chipped in 103 000816,634 -- 000819,767 and bought a few, and we won. $100. 104 000819,834 -- 000821,601 Technically, $1,000, but there were ten of us. 105 000821,667 -- 000823,300 You won Yeah. 106 000823,367 -- 000825,434 Okay. 107 000825,501 -- 000826,968 So, we each bought our own card, 108 000827,033 -- 000828,667 and mine was called Who's Your Daddy. 109 000828,734 -- 000830,067 Like, who thinks of that 110 000830,133 -- 000832,367 Heh. I'll have to try that. Yeah. 111 000832,434 -- 000834,334 I was using my nail to scratch it off, 112 000834,400 -- 000836,100 and, like, nothing's coming off. 113 000836,167 -- 000837,601 And the guy's, like, You have to use a quarter. 114 000837,667 -- 000841,133 You should've played Instant Jackpot Madness. 115 000841,200 -- 000844,634 Oh, well, we just played what they had at the store. 116 000844,701 -- 000847,200 It pays 15 million. 117 000847,267 -- 000849,200 Yeah, serious money. 118 000849,267 -- 000850,901 I came close this morning. 119 000850,968 -- 000852,934 Well, I didn't see that one. 120 000854,534 -- 000857,133 And I'm grateful for my $100. 121 000857,200 -- 000859,300 No, hey, 100 bucks is 100 bucks. 122 000906,968 -- 000908,467 Jill 123 000908,534 -- 000909,834 What 124 000911,467 -- 000913,501 Do I look okay 125 000913,567 -- 000916,534 Like, professional 126 000916,601 -- 000918,167 Yeah. 127 000918,234 -- 000920,567 I like your necktie. 128 000920,634 -- 000922,367 I'm going to see Mr. Townsend. 129 000923,934 -- 000925,534 Well, you look good. 130 000925,601 -- 000927,300 Why are you seeing Mr. Townsend 131 000927,367 -- 000929,234 Are you gonna ask for a raise 132 000929,300 -- 000931,400 No. 133 000931,467 -- 000933,200 You're gonna get a raise. 134 000933,267 -- 000935,033 No, I'm not. 135 000945,400 -- 000947,667 iI've never had a desk job before,i 136 000947,734 -- 000949,701 ibut I watched enough TV.i 137 000949,767 -- 000952,968 iDo good work... Yes, sir. No, sir.i 138 000953,033 -- 000954,767 iAnd you move up.i 139 001014,767 -- 001016,801 Mr. Townsend, I was wondering... 140 001016,868 -- 001018,501 Do you know what's most important to me 141 001018,567 -- 001020,200 Do you 142 001020,267 -- 001021,667 Um... no, sir. 143 001021,734 -- 001022,834 Family. 144 001022,901 -- 001025,534 Family is the most important thing. 145 001025,601 -- 001028,000 Don't you think Sure. 146 001028,067 -- 001029,767 Do you have a family 147 001029,834 -- 001031,400 No. 148 001031,467 -- 001033,067 Then why did you agree with me 149 001035,133 -- 001036,767 Mr. Townsend... 150 001038,334 -- 001039,934 I've been doing pretty well here, I think. 151 001040,000 -- 001042,267 So... 152 001042,334 -- 001044,467 Do you know what these awards are for 153 001044,534 -- 001047,000 Fraud... detection. 154 001047,067 -- 001048,934 You might think we're in the car insurance business. 155 001049,000 -- 001051,100 We're not. We're in the business 156 001051,167 -- 001052,801 of not paying fraudulent claims. 157 001052,868 -- 001055,834 And I don't pay fraudulent claims more than anyone else. 158 001057,334 -- 001058,534 Will you send Virgil in 159 001058,601 -- 001100,167 Do you know Virgil 160 001103,434 -- 001106,367 Virgil! John, this is Virgil. 161 001111,434 -- 001113,667 How's the insanity driving plea 162 001113,734 -- 001115,200 We're off the hook. 163 001115,267 -- 001117,300 Make sure to submit the S.F.C. 164 001118,701 -- 001120,701 She dropped the claim. 165 001120,767 -- 001123,667 Virgil has debunked 15 fraudulent claims 166 001123,734 -- 001125,334 in the last six months. 167 001125,400 -- 001126,567 Congratulations. 168 001126,634 -- 001130,534 Alas, the tedium of paperwork 169 001130,601 -- 001131,834 proves too much for him. 170 001131,901 -- 001133,567 You could've paid those 15 claims. 171 001133,634 -- 001136,567 John here was just asking for more responsibility. 172 001136,634 -- 001137,667 Isn't that right 173 001137,734 -- 001140,267 He could be a fraud man. 174 001140,334 -- 001141,467 Put him on Le Sabre. 175 001141,534 -- 001142,501 I was thinking the Wildcat. 176 001142,567 -- 001143,834 Giving him Wildcat 177 001143,901 -- 001145,133 What's the Wildcat 178 001145,200 -- 001147,467 1970 Buick Wildcat, mint condition. 179 001147,534 -- 001149,968 The owner... a Miss Tasty D. Lite... 180 001150,033 -- 001151,701 says she was rear-ended 181 001151,767 -- 001153,501 in the desert outside of Vegas. 182 001153,567 -- 001155,033 Virgil is gonna go investigate the claim, 183 001155,100 -- 001157,133 and I want you to go with him. 184 001157,200 -- 001200,968 I can't. Uh, I... don't like Vegas. 185 001201,033 -- 001202,334 You don't like Vegas 186 001202,400 -- 001205,000 How can you not like Las Vegas 187 001205,067 -- 001207,033 iI mean, it's not that I don't like it.i 188 001207,100 -- 001209,667 Then why did you say you didn't like it 189 001209,734 -- 001213,367 So... the car is totaled. 190 001213,434 -- 001215,367 $17,000. 191 001215,434 -- 001218,334 Apparently, she's confined to a wheelchair. 192 001218,400 -- 001222,534 She's also filed $180,000 in lost wages. 193 001222,601 -- 001224,601 What do you think our Miss D. Lake does 194 001224,667 -- 001229,267 in order to justify $180,000 in lost wages 195 001229,334 -- 001233,367 I was gonna say... sounds like a stripper name. 196 001233,434 -- 001236,067 Yeah, that's right. She's a stripper. 197 001236,133 -- 001239,834 John, I have a phrase... Up or out. 198 001239,901 -- 001241,801 Out Did I... 199 001241,868 -- 001243,467 I want you to move up... 200 001243,534 -- 001246,067 all the way to Level 6 Adjuster. 201 001246,133 -- 001247,868 A corner office, 202 001247,934 -- 001249,701 a space in the parking structure. 203 001249,767 -- 001251,067 Some serious stuff. 204 001255,000 -- 001257,567 Would I get, uh... 205 001257,634 -- 001258,734 money 206 001258,801 -- 001301,133 Whoa! Hey! Wow. 207 001301,200 -- 001303,267 We just ordered cocktails. 208 001303,334 -- 001304,801 You gotta get me drunk 209 001304,868 -- 001307,267 before you start to molest me. 210 001313,100 -- 001314,734 This feels right, doesn't it 211 001314,801 -- 001317,234 You didn't belong in claims handling. 212 001317,300 -- 001318,334 I mean, some people... 213 001318,400 -- 001319,667 Jill. You know Jill. 214 001319,734 -- 001321,033 She sits right next to you. 215 001321,100 -- 001323,067 What's she gonna do besides claims handling 216 001323,133 -- 001324,467 She's very good. 217 001324,534 -- 001326,501 Really fast with the computer system. 218 001326,567 -- 001328,400 Oh, sure. She's great. 219 001328,467 -- 001330,100 And she's a wild woman. 220 001330,167 -- 001331,868 If you know what I mean. 221 001334,133 -- 001335,667 You know what she loves 222 001335,734 -- 001337,968 A good hair-pulling. Mmm! Ow! 223 001339,334 -- 001340,734 I'm serious. You should try it. 224 001340,801 -- 001342,634 I'm kidding! 225 001342,701 -- 001344,534 No, I'm not. 226 001347,167 -- 001349,033 All right. 227 001349,100 -- 001350,634 Good luck, boys. 228 001400,567 -- 001403,100 Wait a minute. Am I making a mistake 229 001403,167 -- 001404,434 Don't answer. 230 001404,501 -- 001407,367 The S.F.C. form. 231 001407,434 -- 001409,234 The Suspected Fraudulent Claims Referral form. 232 001409,300 -- 001410,801 Be sure to fill it out. 233 001410,868 -- 001413,801 And... welcome to fraud. 234 001413,868 -- 001416,534 It's one hell of a ride. 235 001429,133 -- 001430,501 Jill 236 001430,567 -- 001432,067 Hey. How'd it go 237 001432,133 -- 001433,934 Are you and Mr. Townsend... 238 001434,000 -- 001435,534 He said he... 239 001435,601 -- 001438,200 Townsend Insurance. May I have your claim number, please 240 001440,300 -- 001442,300 It's none of my business, but... 241 001446,534 -- 001448,467 Thank you for calling Townsend Insurance. 242 001448,534 -- 001450,067 Can I have your claim number, please 243 001450,133 -- 001452,133 We leave in five. 244 001452,200 -- 001453,501 Can we stop by my house first 245 001453,567 -- 001454,934 I don't have clothes. 246 001455,000 -- 001456,234 No. 247 001458,834 -- 001500,400 See you in five. 248 001505,901 -- 001507,133 Hey. 249 001534,667 -- 001537,567 # I don't know why # 250 001537,634 -- 001540,200 # I love you so # 251 001544,067 -- 001547,167 # No, I don't know why... # 252 001549,434 -- 001551,100 Wow, it's coming down. 253 001557,968 -- 001559,734 So, how'd you get into this 254 001559,801 -- 001603,367 Was there, like, a course in college 255 001621,834 -- 001624,501 Is that an S.F. C 256 001624,567 -- 001626,267 Yeah. I don't... 257 001628,033 -- 001630,667 Mr. Townsend gave it to me. 258 001634,734 -- 001636,000 Where are we 259 001636,067 -- 001637,634 The vehicle was reported a total loss. 260 001637,701 -- 001639,367 The driver, Miss D. Lite, 261 001639,434 -- 001641,267 authorized the local company to bring the car here. 262 001641,334 -- 001643,601 We're nowhere near Vegas. Why would somebody bring the car here 263 001643,667 -- 001646,234 This place is like the Swiss Bank of auto parts. 264 001646,300 -- 001648,200 When a car is classified a total loss, 265 001648,267 -- 001649,767 they bring it here in perfect condition. 266 001653,601 -- 001655,334 Should I get out 267 001725,200 -- 001726,467 Let's go. 268 001733,267 -- 001735,200 The dog's out. It's gone. 269 001735,267 -- 001736,968 You mean it's out running around 270 001737,033 -- 001738,367 I said the dog's gone. The dog's gone. 271 001738,434 -- 001739,667 The dog's gone. Fuck you, the dog's gone! 272 001739,734 -- 001741,467 What's it gonna be, John 273 001741,534 -- 001742,734 'Cause this is a pretty big case. 274 001742,801 -- 001744,400 You can get your Adjuster level 6. 275 001744,467 -- 001746,501 For a guy like you, counterfeiting, 276 001746,567 -- 001748,200 minor racketeering, larceny, 277 001748,267 -- 001749,567 pimpery, lewdness. 278 001749,634 -- 001751,167 I never did any of that. 279 001753,033 -- 001754,601 First step to fraud detection 280 001754,667 -- 001756,701 is admitting you're a fraud. 281 001756,767 -- 001758,734 Fall back, fall back. Hold on. 282 001811,501 -- 001814,534 It's courteous to knock. 283 001814,601 -- 001816,901 I'm looking for a 1970 Buick Wildcat 284 001816,968 -- 001818,234 classified as a total loss, 285 001818,300 -- 001820,100 brought here three days ago. 286 001820,167 -- 001823,467 1970 Buick Wildcat 287 001823,534 -- 001825,234 That's a mighty fine automobile. 288 001825,300 -- 001826,901 Fraud investigation, 289 001826,968 -- 001828,968 Townsend Insurance Company, LLC. 290 001829,033 -- 001833,033 Okay, Mr. Townsend Insurance, LLC. 291 001834,868 -- 001836,367 My name is Bismarck. 292 001836,434 -- 001839,267 My associate Mordecai. 293 001839,334 -- 001841,601 Be happy to assist you... 294 001841,667 -- 001845,701 assuming you have proof the car was a total loss. 295 001848,434 -- 001850,767 But you don't, do you Heh heh heh. 296 001852,868 -- 001856,000 And if you don't have that proof of total loss report, 297 001856,067 -- 001858,734 then you ain't nothin' but a trespasser. 298 001911,267 -- 001913,133 That went pretty well. 299 001913,200 -- 001914,434 You think that matters 300 001916,701 -- 001918,234 The car's not there. Believe me. 301 001918,300 -- 001920,667 If it was there, they wouldn't be so flippant. 302 001923,200 -- 001924,934 Maybe we should head to Vegas. 303 001925,000 -- 001927,467 We're not going to Vegas. 304 001927,534 -- 001930,100 Mr. Townsend said outside Vegas. 305 001930,167 -- 001933,601 Outside Vegas isn't Vegas. 306 001933,667 -- 001935,434 Plus, you don't like Vegas. 307 001953,767 -- 001955,300 Mm. 308 002011,801 -- 002013,734 We can't do anything else tonight. 309 002013,801 -- 002015,234 Let's just get some sleep. 310 002015,300 -- 002016,701 Here 311 002018,634 -- 002020,400 I'm not sleeping here. 312 002020,467 -- 002021,968 Look, per diem is $80. 313 002022,033 -- 002023,534 Keep your receipts. 314 002025,467 -- 002027,601 Call me in the morning, I'll come pick you up. 315 002033,501 -- 002034,734 Give me the keys. 316 002034,801 -- 002036,033 No. 317 002036,100 -- 002037,801 Give me the fucking keys. 318 002039,133 -- 002040,801 Screw you. 319 002052,968 -- 002056,534 Drive me to a hotel now! 320 002056,601 -- 002057,868 Or 321 002057,934 -- 002059,501 Or you don't want to know. 322 002101,667 -- 002103,634 Right before we left, 323 002103,701 -- 002105,200 you had sex with Jill... 324 002105,267 -- 002107,467 the claims handler... in the women's bathroom. 325 002107,534 -- 002109,133 Handicapped stall. 326 002109,200 -- 002110,934 You were in there 327 002111,000 -- 002112,701 Why would I be in the women's bathroom 328 002112,767 -- 002114,567 You can't prove anything. 329 002114,634 -- 002117,167 Well, you do whatever you were gonna do, 330 002117,234 -- 002119,934 and I'll just prove whatever I gotta prove. 331 002249,801 -- 002251,167 Aah! Ow! 332 002317,100 -- 002318,067 Ohh! 333 002344,834 -- 002347,033 - Howdy. - Hey. 334 002348,968 -- 002350,400 So, I don't get a howdy 335 002350,467 -- 002351,501 Pardon 336 002351,567 -- 002353,467 You didn't say howdy. 337 002353,534 -- 002355,033 I just did. 338 002355,100 -- 002357,300 To him. 339 002357,367 -- 002359,534 Howdy. 340 002400,934 -- 002402,267 Huh. 341 002420,834 -- 002422,133 Thanks. 342 002433,701 -- 002436,467 Here's yesterday's per diem... 70. 343 002436,534 -- 002438,834 70 You said 80. 344 002438,901 -- 002441,367 Yeah, well, ten for the shades. 345 002449,868 -- 002453,100 Instant Jackpot Madness. What's the pot 346 002453,167 -- 002454,968 Give me 20. 347 002457,234 -- 002500,801 Your buddy's got a nice little envelope of cash, eh 348 002500,868 -- 002502,901 20 more. 349 002502,968 -- 002504,000 What's up 350 002504,067 -- 002505,934 And a shower. I'd like a shower. 351 002509,767 -- 002511,968 I can take a shower. 352 002512,033 -- 002514,033 You want to put the rest on Jackpot 353 002514,100 -- 002515,734 Why would I want that 354 002522,534 -- 002524,000 Everything all right 355 002524,067 -- 002526,200 Yeah. Fine, fine. 356 002528,400 -- 002530,934 Is there a problem with the water 357 002531,000 -- 002533,000 It's good. 358 002533,067 -- 002535,701 Your buddy's not in there with you, is he 359 002537,267 -- 002538,567 No. 360 002538,634 -- 002540,334 When someone rents a shower, 361 002540,400 -- 002542,067 but they don't shower, 362 002542,133 -- 002545,434 sometimes they're gettin' perverse. 363 002545,501 -- 002546,801 No! 364 002546,868 -- 002548,467 No perverse... ness! 365 002554,300 -- 002556,067 Mr. Townsend's office. 366 002556,133 -- 002557,534 Jill 367 002557,601 -- 002558,634 Johnny. 368 002558,701 -- 002600,667 You're in Mr. Townsend's office. 369 002600,734 -- 002602,133 Yes, sir. 370 002602,200 -- 002604,100 iOh.i 371 002604,167 -- 002607,033 Well, what are you, uh... 372 002607,100 -- 002608,868 Is he there, too 373 002608,934 -- 002611,601 iYou're jealous. No.i 374 002611,667 -- 002613,767 I just thought... 375 002613,834 -- 002615,100 You know I paint my fingernails 376 002615,167 -- 002616,434 with little happy faces 377 002616,501 -- 002618,601 My pinky has a frown now, 378 002618,667 -- 002621,467 and it's gonna stay there until you come home. 379 002621,534 -- 002623,601 Well, that's... cool. 380 002623,667 -- 002625,734 I know. 381 002625,801 -- 002628,000 Is Mr. Townsend around 382 002630,133 -- 002631,767 There you go. Love you. 383 002636,367 -- 002638,434 iYeahi 384 002638,501 -- 002640,534 Uh... ahem. Mr. Townsend. 385 002640,601 -- 002642,100 iYeah It's John.i 386 002642,167 -- 002645,968 Do you do background checks and stuff 387 002646,033 -- 002647,901 Background checks... you bet. 388 002647,968 -- 002650,367 So you know. Know what 389 002650,434 -- 002654,200 Well, it's funny how we're coming to Vegas... 390 002654,267 -- 002656,767 I mean, outside Vegas... because I used to live there. 391 002656,834 -- 002659,767 Is this about, uh... you not liking Vegas 392 002659,834 -- 002701,000 No, I just... 393 002701,067 -- 002702,701 Because this is a fraud investigation. 394 002702,767 -- 002704,434 You've gotta put your personal issues aside. 395 002704,501 -- 002705,801 Not that you're not. 396 002705,868 -- 002707,667 Virgil tells me you're doing a great job. 397 002707,734 -- 002709,133 He did 398 002709,200 -- 002710,767 iYeah, just got off the phone with him.i 399 002710,834 -- 002712,467 iHe wants me to up your per diemi 400 002712,534 -- 002713,934 from the regular 60 to 70. 401 002714,000 -- 002716,667 70 Oh. 402 002716,734 -- 002718,100 John, you know Jill. 403 002718,167 -- 002720,467 iDo you think she'd appreciatei 404 002720,534 -- 002723,100 a dozen smiley face balloons 405 002723,167 -- 002726,834 She hasn't been as, uh, cheerful 406 002726,901 -- 002728,667 ithese last few days.i 407 002728,734 -- 002731,300 Well, Mr. Townsend, 408 002731,367 -- 002734,300 um, you know, I used to gamble. 409 002734,367 -- 002737,667 iYou never want to show all your cards.i 410 002739,734 -- 002741,701 Bro, you're right. 411 002741,767 -- 002743,601 I can't be rushing into this 412 002743,667 -- 002745,467 with smiley face balloons 413 002745,534 -- 002747,133 trailing behind me. 414 002747,200 -- 002748,834 iThanks, John. I appreciate your candor.i 415 002748,901 -- 002750,267 You're welcome. 416 002757,767 -- 002759,767 Hey. 417 002759,834 -- 002801,567 Hey what 418 002807,901 -- 002810,167 So, this 80 per diem... 419 002810,234 -- 002811,634 how did they decide on 80 420 002811,701 -- 002813,200 Why not 70 421 002813,267 -- 002815,400 There's this expression... 422 002816,801 -- 002818,267 in prison... 423 002820,801 -- 002823,000 When a cross-dressing skinhead don't rape you, 424 002823,067 -- 002824,968 take your smokes... 425 002826,367 -- 002828,000 you don't ask why. 426 002831,634 -- 002833,200 Here, navigate. 427 002836,033 -- 002837,701 Where are we going 428 002837,767 -- 002839,567 Miss D. Lite works in Moriarty. 429 002839,634 -- 002841,100 Moriarty 430 002841,167 -- 002844,868 You thought I was gonna say... Vegas 431 002844,934 -- 002846,267 I don't know what you were gonna say. 432 002846,334 -- 002849,033 Normally, we analyze the accident site, 433 002849,100 -- 002850,534 interview witnesses and cops, 434 002850,601 -- 002852,100 do a forensic crash analysis, 435 002852,167 -- 002853,534 then find the stripper, 436 002853,601 -- 002855,133 get her to contradict the evidence, 437 002855,200 -- 002857,067 at which point she would drop the auto and medical claims. 438 002857,133 -- 002858,501 But we're close to Moriarty, 439 002858,567 -- 002859,934 so we have to see the stripper first, 440 002900,000 -- 002901,901 prove she's lying without the evidence. 441 002901,968 -- 002903,968 What if she's not lying 442 002904,033 -- 002905,701 Here's the plan, all right 443 002905,767 -- 002907,834 You're a lonely guy looking for attention. 444 002907,901 -- 002909,834 You go in there, you find Miss D. Lite, 445 002909,901 -- 002911,267 you tell her something... 446 002911,334 -- 002913,400 Your ex-wife was in a wheelchair. 447 002913,467 -- 002916,100 The point is, you're lonely, and she's the only one. 448 002916,167 -- 002918,400 We just have to show her transacting at the lap dance rate. 449 002918,467 -- 002920,200 I'm not doing that. You do it. 450 002920,267 -- 002922,601 Yeah, I'm a lonely guy looking for attention. 451 002924,100 -- 002926,167 What if she really is hurt You ever think of that 452 002926,234 -- 002927,567 This is entrapment. 453 002927,634 -- 002930,000 Come on, man. 454 002930,067 -- 002932,634 We're talking about one lap dance. 455 002932,701 -- 002934,534 If we come back with this claim busted, 456 002934,601 -- 002936,200 you're gonna get your Adjuster Level 6, 457 002936,267 -- 002939,033 buy your girlfriend a nice jewel-encrusted happy face. 458 002939,100 -- 002940,534 Girlfriend I don't... If we don't... 459 002940,601 -- 002943,767 I'm gonna still be 15 for 16 successful claims. 460 002943,834 -- 002945,300 And you 461 002947,100 -- 002949,300 You You'll still be you. 462 002952,868 -- 002954,501 iI don't even gamble.i 463 002955,734 -- 002957,934 No. No way. 464 003000,033 -- 003002,267 You know, unless it's a little something, 465 003002,334 -- 003003,634 like a token. 466 003003,701 -- 003005,033 'Cause otherwise, what are you gonna do 467 003005,100 -- 003006,701 You go to work every day like a... 468 003006,767 -- 003008,467 You know they have these swipe cards 469 003008,534 -- 003010,133 Can you believe that 470 003010,200 -- 003011,734 But if the odds are right... 471 003011,801 -- 003013,334 then, boom! No more swipe card. 472 003013,400 -- 003014,701 Bye-bye, swipe card! 473 003016,133 -- 003017,167 I'm sorry. 474 003017,234 -- 003018,968 We're here now, 475 003019,067 -- 003021,634 and there's no need to complicate things. 476 003021,701 -- 003023,834 We're just relaxing and having fun. 477 003023,901 -- 003025,334 Yeah Good times. 478 003025,400 -- 003027,601 Good times. 479 003027,667 -- 003030,100 Whoo! Heh heh. 480 003045,601 -- 003047,634 Ten minutes should give us enough charge. 481 003047,701 -- 003049,234 They don't let you bring cameras 482 003049,300 -- 003050,767 inside strip clubs. 483 003050,834 -- 003052,734 Well, I don't let them file fraudulent insurance claims, 484 003052,801 -- 003054,434 but they do it. 485 003059,467 -- 003101,467 # It's time for the percolator # 486 003101,534 -- 003103,300 # It's time for the percolator # 487 003103,367 -- 003105,300 # It's time for the percolator # 488 003105,367 -- 003107,467 # It's time for the percolator... # 489 003107,534 -- 003109,434 Five bucks. 490 003109,501 -- 003110,968 For what 491 003111,033 -- 003113,267 Lunchtime cover. Gets you a free drink. 492 003118,367 -- 003120,801 What if I don't want a drink 493 003120,868 -- 003122,667 It's five bucks. 494 003135,701 -- 003137,901 # It's time for the percolator # 495 003144,033 -- 003145,534 # Percolator # 496 003153,033 -- 003155,367 # It's time for the percolator # 497 003200,734 -- 003202,267 Five bucks. 498 003208,167 -- 003210,534 # It's time for the percolator # 499 003216,434 -- 003217,367 # Percolator # 500 003217,434 -- 003219,100 Here we go. 501 003228,667 -- 003230,267 All righty. 502 003234,300 -- 003236,834 That'll be five bucks. 503 003238,334 -- 003240,133 The guy said I get a free drink. 504 003240,200 -- 003242,067 Five bucks is my tip. 505 003242,133 -- 003243,434 Heh. 506 003248,234 -- 003250,067 So, what happened to you 507 003250,133 -- 003252,968 Some guy rear-ended me. 508 003253,033 -- 003254,334 You okay 509 003254,400 -- 003255,901 Apparently not. 510 003255,968 -- 003257,968 Well, I mean, you're not paralyzed, right 511 003258,033 -- 003300,601 No. It's just... 512 003301,968 -- 003303,834 Where are you from 513 003303,901 -- 003307,100 I'm from... Las Vegas. 514 003308,601 -- 003311,300 I'm here, you know, having lunch. 515 003311,367 -- 003312,634 Las Vegas. 516 003312,701 -- 003314,300 Are you a waitress here 517 003314,367 -- 003315,501 I am now. 518 003315,567 -- 003318,133 I used to be a prime-slot, 519 003318,200 -- 003319,968 800 to 1000 P.M. dancer. 520 003320,033 -- 003321,300 Maybe you've heard of me. 521 003321,367 -- 003322,501 Tasty D. Lite 522 003322,567 -- 003324,033 No. 523 003324,100 -- 003326,267 Yeah. This thing. 524 003327,701 -- 003329,234 My boyfriend says the insurance company 525 003329,300 -- 003331,968 is gonna pay me, but I don't know. 526 003332,033 -- 003333,267 Your boyfriend know you're a stripper 527 003333,334 -- 003335,701 Yeah. He works for the government, 528 003335,767 -- 003337,100 so, like, same thing. 529 003338,701 -- 003341,501 Um, I could, uh... 530 003341,567 -- 003343,133 use a dance. 531 003343,200 -- 003346,234 If you're not busy. 532 003346,300 -- 003348,968 I can't take your money. This isn't sexy. 533 003350,501 -- 003352,934 I had an ex-girlfriend 534 003353,000 -- 003355,434 who was in a wheelchair. 535 003355,501 -- 003357,100 I liked it. 536 003359,467 -- 003400,501 Yeah 537 003401,734 -- 003403,300 I swear. 538 003403,367 -- 003405,534 Can't. 539 003405,601 -- 003408,267 See those steps up to the champagne room 540 003408,334 -- 003410,801 That's where we do our lap dances. 541 003410,868 -- 003413,501 Oh. I could wheel you up there. 542 003413,567 -- 003415,000 Come on, it'll be fun. 543 003416,968 -- 003418,367 Okay. 544 003534,734 -- 003536,834 Uh, I only have 35. 545 003536,901 -- 003539,067 35 is fine, sweetie. 546 003541,334 -- 003543,767 Thanks for the confidence boost. 547 003557,234 -- 003558,701 Good work. 548 003558,767 -- 003600,934 Where are your clothes 549 003601,000 -- 003602,501 Boy, you changed so fast. 550 003602,567 -- 003603,901 You got her... commerce, 551 003603,968 -- 003606,067 transaction paid for, services rendered. 552 003606,133 -- 003608,000 You know, I think she's really hurt. 553 003608,067 -- 003610,434 Don't do it, John. No, I'm serious. 554 003610,501 -- 003612,667 John... 555 003612,734 -- 003615,067 she's a stripper who likes to strip. 556 003615,133 -- 003616,734 So, somebody put her up to this, 557 003616,801 -- 003618,400 and the faster she's out of that wheelchair, 558 003618,467 -- 003619,901 the faster she's back to doing what she loves. 559 003619,968 -- 003621,634 She had an accident. She was driving, 560 003621,701 -- 003623,634 and somebody rear-ended her. 561 003623,701 -- 003625,667 Rear-ended 562 003625,734 -- 003627,767 In the fucking desert 563 003629,400 -- 003631,200 Textbook squat-and-swoop. 564 003640,067 -- 003641,901 I need 45 bucks. 565 003643,534 -- 003645,167 It was five bucks to get in, 566 003645,234 -- 003646,567 five for a drink, 567 003646,634 -- 003648,100 and the rest for the dance. 568 003648,167 -- 003650,434 They charged you to get in 569 003650,501 -- 003652,701 Five bucks. 570 003652,767 -- 003655,067 You get a receipt 571 003658,801 -- 003700,667 Give me my money! 572 003704,400 -- 003706,200 Forty. 573 003711,467 -- 003713,601 Okay, five. 574 003713,667 -- 003715,133 Thanks. 575 003727,934 -- 003730,167 Oh, I see what you mean about this form. 576 003730,234 -- 003732,400 It's really complicated. 577 003732,467 -- 003735,200 What should I put down about Tasty... 578 003735,267 -- 003737,133 the stripper 579 003737,200 -- 003739,267 I didn't say it was complicated. 580 003739,334 -- 003741,534 No, I mean... 581 003741,601 -- 003743,367 What should I put down 582 003745,968 -- 003747,801 You know what you can do 583 003747,868 -- 003749,934 Navigate. We're on highway 40. 584 003750,000 -- 003751,667 Where's the accident site 585 003751,734 -- 003753,834 It says, uh, Kelbaker Road. 586 003755,000 -- 003756,467 Kel-baker 587 003756,534 -- 003758,434 Kel-baker. Kelba-ker. 588 003758,501 -- 003800,033 Kelbaker. 589 003842,100 -- 003844,033 Turn off the headlights! 590 003846,868 -- 003848,434 Thank you. 591 003858,033 -- 003900,334 Can I help you fellas 592 003900,400 -- 003902,767 We're just passing through, 593 003902,834 -- 003904,367 investigating an accident. 594 003904,434 -- 003906,033 Townsend Insurance, LLC. 595 003906,100 -- 003907,834 I don't think so. 596 003907,901 -- 003910,501 This here is the Nature Compound. 597 003910,567 -- 003912,701 Nothing artificial or... 598 003912,767 -- 003914,701 mechanized goes through. 599 003916,601 -- 003918,634 You got a gun. 600 003918,701 -- 003922,300 We use the minimum technology required. 601 003922,367 -- 003924,133 Shoes for our feet, 602 003924,200 -- 003928,434 guns to ward off foreign elements. 603 003931,534 -- 003933,033 You've got a hat. 604 003939,300 -- 003940,467 Right you are, my friend. 605 003943,000 -- 003945,067 But you still can't go through. 606 003945,133 -- 003948,367 And if you proceed through the gate, 607 003948,434 -- 003951,200 we will use force to stop you 608 003951,267 -- 003953,667 from entering the compound! 609 004005,601 -- 004008,133 Of course, there is the option of joining us. 610 004018,334 -- 004020,701 Hats off! 611 004020,767 -- 004022,267 You think we're in trouble 612 004022,334 -- 004023,634 Take 'em off! 613 004023,701 -- 004025,033 No. 614 004025,100 -- 004026,567 Hats off! 615 004030,300 -- 004032,133 We have to turn back. 616 004032,200 -- 004033,634 I'll see you in the morning. 617 004033,701 -- 004036,367 You can't be serious. 618 004041,434 -- 004042,667 $80 per diem. 619 004042,734 -- 004045,200 Find a hotel, if you like. 620 004045,267 -- 004046,968 What about them 621 004106,501 -- 004107,767 Hello 622 004107,834 -- 004109,267 iDo you know who this isi 623 004109,334 -- 004110,834 iHelloi 624 004110,901 -- 004112,534 It's me. 625 004112,601 -- 004114,100 iWho's mei 626 004114,167 -- 004115,801 Me. 627 004115,868 -- 004117,267 Oh, me. 628 004117,334 -- 004119,734 Heh. So, whatcha doin' 629 004119,801 -- 004121,667 Nothing. 630 004121,734 -- 004123,734 iI was thinking that...i 631 004123,801 -- 004125,901 you and I should be girlfriend and boyfriend. 632 004127,901 -- 004129,601 Do you like that 633 004129,667 -- 004132,267 Okay. 634 004132,334 -- 004135,200 Wow, you don't sound that into it. 635 004135,267 -- 004136,501 I can't really talk. 636 004136,567 -- 004138,434 Oh, yeah. Tell me what's happening. 637 004138,501 -- 004141,501 We're, uh... investigating. 638 004141,567 -- 004143,234 iReallyi 639 004143,300 -- 004145,400 Yeah, so I can't talk. 640 004145,467 -- 004146,634 iOh, yeah.i 641 004146,701 -- 004148,400 Of course. Well, good luck. 642 004148,467 -- 004150,434 Be careful. Call me when you can. 643 004150,501 -- 004152,434 I love you. 644 004152,501 -- 004154,400 Okay. 645 004156,934 -- 004159,000 Love you. 646 004200,634 -- 004201,968 Love you. 647 004202,033 -- 004204,067 Yay. Ha ha! 648 004204,133 -- 004206,667 Okay, secret agent man. I'll talk to you later. 649 004206,734 -- 004208,133 iBye.i 650 004221,667 -- 004223,367 iWhen I lived in Vegas,i 651 004223,434 -- 004225,334 iI used to have this dream.i 652 004229,067 -- 004231,067 iNot every night,i 653 004231,133 -- 004233,334 ibut a lot.i 654 004233,400 -- 004236,601 iLately, I've been having it again.i 655 004243,300 -- 004245,701 Come up here, Princeton! 656 004245,767 -- 004248,601 Tell Jesus why you... 657 004252,801 -- 004254,400 Strip down! 658 004254,467 -- 004258,300 No, you've got to strip down naked! 659 004258,367 -- 004259,934 Okay, okay! 660 004300,000 -- 004302,000 Strip down naked in the desert! 661 004304,434 -- 004305,701 Ow! 662 004305,767 -- 004307,501 Whoa. Shit. 663 004314,100 -- 004315,434 You're not naked. 664 004315,501 -- 004316,801 Neither are you. 665 004318,501 -- 004320,033 You're on national park land. 666 004320,100 -- 004321,667 There's no vagrancy. 667 004321,734 -- 004323,634 Or smoking! Are you crazy 668 004323,701 -- 004325,968 Our warning index is orange... medium to high. 669 004326,033 -- 004327,267 We're trying to... 670 004327,334 -- 004328,734 We're investigators. 671 004328,801 -- 004330,634 Townsend Insurance, LLC. Fraud division. 672 004330,701 -- 004332,367 And sleeping in your car 673 004332,434 -- 004333,667 We got stopped last night 674 004333,734 -- 004335,267 by some crazy naked guys with guns. 675 004335,334 -- 004336,534 Right over there. 676 004336,601 -- 004338,267 Well, I was on duty last night. 677 004338,334 -- 004340,267 Didn't see a thing. Yes, you did. 678 004340,334 -- 004342,801 I'm gonna let you two go with a warning. 679 004342,868 -- 004344,901 Vagrancy isn't permitted on federal land. 680 004344,968 -- 004346,167 We don't want any trouble. 681 004346,234 -- 004348,067 No, fuck that. Don't back down to him. 682 004348,133 -- 004349,434 Stand up to him 683 004349,501 -- 004351,000 like you did the naked guys last night. 684 004351,067 -- 004353,567 They backed down last night from my man here. 685 004353,634 -- 004356,968 No, fuck that. Fuck him up, John! 686 004357,033 -- 004358,734 Do the thing, man. Do the... No, no. 687 004406,300 -- 004408,734 Could you tell us where the 1970 Buick Wildcat 688 004408,801 -- 004410,701 was rear-ended last week 689 004410,767 -- 004412,868 You mean that nice young schoolteacher 690 004412,934 -- 004415,267 who hurt her neck 691 004415,334 -- 004417,300 Sure. Follow me. 692 004426,501 -- 004428,334 What was that 693 004428,400 -- 004429,801 What do you mean, what was that 694 004429,868 -- 004431,400 What was what 695 004435,701 -- 004437,868 So, now we're following this nimrod 696 004437,934 -- 004439,300 He seemed like a nice guy. 697 004439,367 -- 004441,100 iYeah, you seem like a nice guy.i 698 004441,167 -- 004442,968 iI am a nice guy.i 699 004443,033 -- 004444,634 Yeah, you are. 700 004446,400 -- 004448,167 What is this bullshit act 701 004450,200 -- 004453,567 I'm the one who got Tasty D. Lite. 702 004453,634 -- 004455,334 I'm the one that talked down the naked guy. 703 004455,400 -- 004458,400 No, no. You asked the naked guy 704 004458,467 -- 004459,968 about his hat. 705 004500,033 -- 004502,434 But naked guy left us alone, didn't he 706 004504,100 -- 004506,367 The other naked guys took off their hats, too. 707 004506,434 -- 004507,834 I'm doing all the heavy lifting. 708 004509,501 -- 004511,834 You didn't get Tasty D. Lite. 709 004511,901 -- 004513,400 I got her for you. 710 004513,467 -- 004514,667 I got every woman in there 711 004514,734 -- 004515,934 iand the gay bartender.i 712 004516,000 -- 004517,334 You mean with that outfit 713 004517,400 -- 004519,868 Look at me. I can dance like James Brown. 714 004528,033 -- 004530,100 So, what's with you and Happy Face 715 004531,567 -- 004533,200 She's cute... 716 004533,267 -- 004535,000 in a psycho kind of way. 717 004535,067 -- 004537,267 iYou're psycho.i 718 004537,334 -- 004540,467 Maybe I should show her my James Brown dance. 719 004549,367 -- 004551,334 I was the first one on the scene. 720 004551,400 -- 004553,968 The woman who owned the Buick Wildcat... 721 004554,033 -- 004555,534 she was in the driver's seat. 722 004555,601 -- 004557,000 She complained of shooting pains. 723 004557,067 -- 004558,400 And the guy who rear-ended her... 724 004558,467 -- 004559,968 he was in a Honda Civic. 725 004600,033 -- 004602,334 The back of the Buick was all bashed up. 726 004602,400 -- 004604,067 How's a tiny little Honda 727 004604,133 -- 004606,033 gonna bash up a steel-frame muscle car 728 004606,100 -- 004607,767 It's not. That's why it's called fraud. 729 004607,834 -- 004610,300 Plus, the Buick wasn't crumpled. 730 004610,367 -- 004612,367 More like it had a hole punched in it. 731 004612,434 -- 004613,734 From a sledgehammer. 732 004613,801 -- 004615,167 Amateurs. 733 004615,234 -- 004616,901 The guy who owned the Honda... 734 004616,968 -- 004618,634 you could tell he was rich. 735 004618,701 -- 004620,734 He had this big-faced watch you see those rich guys wear. 736 004620,801 -- 004621,934 I love those. 737 004622,000 -- 004623,200 Oh, man, this one was a real beaut. 738 004623,267 -- 004626,300 Anyway, he felt really terrible, 739 004626,367 -- 004628,934 said he'd be willing to pay for her car to get towed. 740 004629,000 -- 004630,234 Do you know where they towed the car to 741 004630,300 -- 004632,167 You need Smitty. Go to the county fair 742 004632,234 -- 004633,601 where they have the sideshow acts 743 004633,667 -- 004635,767 and ask for the Flame Lord. That's Smitty. 744 004637,467 -- 004639,968 Why would I be asking for Smitty the Flame Lord 745 004640,033 -- 004641,567 He's the one who towed the car. 746 004641,634 -- 004643,267 He goes on contract runs 747 004643,334 -- 004644,901 to supplement his income. 748 004644,968 -- 004646,634 Flame Lord doesn't pay 749 004646,701 -- 004648,033 You'd think. 750 004650,434 -- 004651,534 Thanks for your help. 751 004651,601 -- 004652,901 Hey, no worries. 752 004652,968 -- 004654,868 I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. 753 004713,567 -- 004717,367 # Do-do-do-do-doooo # 754 004717,434 -- 004720,300 # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh # 755 004722,033 -- 004726,367 # Ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da # 756 004726,434 -- 004730,367 # Didn't I teach you right, now # 757 004730,434 -- 004732,868 # Didn't I # 758 004732,934 -- 004736,701 iIt's not easy to find a partner.i 759 004738,767 -- 004741,400 iYou want someone nice.i 760 004741,467 -- 004743,167 iBut what does that meani 761 004743,234 -- 004744,868 iNice Not nicei 762 004746,501 -- 004748,167 Just a minute! 763 004750,968 -- 004752,367 Townsend Insurance, LLC. 764 004752,434 -- 004754,133 May I have your claim number, please 765 004754,200 -- 004756,133 Hey. Hi. 766 004756,200 -- 004757,901 It's John. 767 004757,968 -- 004800,000 I know who it is, silly. 768 004801,467 -- 004802,901 I'm in here! Just... 769 004802,968 -- 004804,033 I'm sorry. 770 004804,100 -- 004806,133 Where are you How's it going 771 004806,200 -- 004808,100 iGood. I found outi 772 004808,167 -- 004810,400 that the injury claim is fraudulent. 773 004810,467 -- 004811,801 You did 774 004811,868 -- 004814,000 But last night, things got kind of hairy, 775 004814,067 -- 004815,834 but I talked our way out of it. 776 004815,901 -- 004817,567 Wow. 777 004817,634 -- 004819,667 And now... 778 004819,734 -- 004821,634 I found out where the vehicle is. 779 004821,701 -- 004823,901 I mean, I found the guy who towed it, 780 004823,968 -- 004825,534 so we're going there. 781 004825,601 -- 004827,400 iI knew it. I knew it.i 782 004827,467 -- 004830,834 Mr. Townsend said you might make Adjuster Level 6. 783 004830,901 -- 004833,834 Yeah. About that... 784 004833,901 -- 004835,267 iMr. Townsend...i 785 004835,334 -- 004837,167 John. 786 004837,234 -- 004840,133 Mr. Townsend and I are finished, okay 787 004840,200 -- 004842,133 I need you to know that. 788 004842,200 -- 004843,534 iI already decidedi 789 004843,601 -- 004845,634 ibefore you even gave me the hair tug.i 790 004845,701 -- 004847,100 The love tug. 791 004849,934 -- 004851,567 Do you like James Brown 792 004851,634 -- 004853,067 What 793 004853,133 -- 004855,133 Ah. I gotta go. 794 004855,200 -- 004857,133 But thanks for talking. 795 004857,200 -- 004859,601 Anytime, Johnny Rocket. 796 004900,934 -- 004901,968 I love you. 797 004902,033 -- 004903,734 Okay, I love you, too. 798 004912,400 -- 004914,167 How's it going in there 799 004914,234 -- 004916,033 Just fine, James Brown. 800 005002,367 -- 005003,934 iMy dad brought me to carnivalsi 801 005004,000 -- 005005,234 ijust like this one.i 802 005007,400 -- 005009,634 iWell, he brought me to one carnival.i 803 005011,501 -- 005013,868 iBut it was just like this.i 804 005013,934 -- 005015,501 Hey, how about... 805 005031,234 -- 005032,534 Virgil. 806 005034,734 -- 005036,367 I gotta play this. 807 005042,100 -- 005043,667 Yeah, you do. 808 005045,067 -- 005046,400 How do you win 809 005046,467 -- 005047,934 The stuffed doll prize 810 005048,000 -- 005050,334 is inversely proportional to the target size. 811 005050,400 -- 005053,033 The smaller the target, the bigger the prize. 812 005103,334 -- 005105,501 Cock it. 813 005124,601 -- 005126,834 iCome on. You come on!i 814 005155,868 -- 005158,234 You got the Flame Lord 815 005158,300 -- 005202,200 Flame Lord is unavailable due to technical difficulties. 816 005202,267 -- 005203,734 Well, can you tell us where he is 817 005203,801 -- 005205,634 We just want to talk to him. 818 005205,701 -- 005206,901 Are you guys cops 819 005206,968 -- 005209,133 Yeah, we're fuckin' cops. 820 005209,200 -- 005211,234 Can I see some I. D 821 005215,567 -- 005217,934 You want some damn I. D Here comes some I.D. 822 005219,234 -- 005220,968 Ah, come on, man. 823 005221,033 -- 005222,667 He's right there. 824 005224,734 -- 005227,501 What's wrong with him 825 005227,567 -- 005229,400 Let me go, and I'll tell you. 826 005231,367 -- 005232,767 Fuck off. 827 005251,033 -- 005252,934 Why don't you talk to him 828 005253,000 -- 005254,501 You're better with people. 829 005256,334 -- 005257,634 Will you hold this 830 005257,701 -- 005259,000 Aww. 831 005259,067 -- 005301,334 Okay. I don't trust you. 832 005313,501 -- 005314,701 Smitty 833 005316,033 -- 005317,234 Yeah. 834 005317,300 -- 005318,968 Hey. My name is... 835 005323,767 -- 005325,801 Sorry. 836 005325,868 -- 005327,667 They say I'll burn out in a few days. 837 005327,734 -- 005328,868 What happened 838 005328,934 -- 005330,834 Oh, the zipper melted shut, 839 005330,901 -- 005332,567 and the fuel regulator is broken. 840 005332,634 -- 005334,400 Can't they cut you out 841 005334,467 -- 005336,667 Eh, no one will get close. 842 005340,400 -- 005342,400 I'm sorry to have to do this, 843 005342,467 -- 005344,100 but can I ask you a few questions 844 005344,167 -- 005345,834 Townsend Insurance, LLC. 845 005345,901 -- 005348,200 Hey, man, do you have a cigarette 846 005348,267 -- 005350,501 That's actually the worst part. 847 005350,567 -- 005352,033 I'll get you a smoke. 848 005357,033 -- 005358,567 You got a cigarette 849 005410,000 -- 005411,367 Here's your cigarette. 850 005411,434 -- 005413,501 If you don't mind, I'll throw it. 851 005416,834 -- 005418,200 Ha ha! 852 005418,267 -- 005420,801 Ohh, sweet Jesus. 853 005420,868 -- 005422,100 You got a light 854 005424,100 -- 005425,234 Fuck! 855 005427,534 -- 005429,567 Come on! Come on! 856 005429,634 -- 005431,734 All I wanted was a goddamn cigarette! 857 005431,801 -- 005433,934 Come on! 858 005434,000 -- 005435,601 Hold on. 859 005442,567 -- 005444,767 Ohh. 860 005453,367 -- 005455,467 Okay, hold the pack 861 005455,534 -- 005457,734 between your feet on the ground. 862 005457,801 -- 005500,267 Next time you flame, just bend over the box 863 005500,334 -- 005501,801 like it was Epsom salts. 864 005501,868 -- 005503,567 Breathe deep. 865 005503,634 -- 005504,734 That's good thinking. 866 005512,801 -- 005515,734 Uhh! Fuckin'-A! 867 005515,801 -- 005518,501 Ahh! 868 005520,634 -- 005522,367 Uhh. 869 005522,434 -- 005525,033 Ahh! 870 005528,067 -- 005529,801 How did it work 871 005532,701 -- 005534,300 Amazing. 872 005534,367 -- 005536,501 I think I lost my eyebrows, 873 005536,567 -- 005538,767 but that was the best goddamn smoke I've ever had. 874 005538,834 -- 005540,100 Can I ask you a question 875 005540,167 -- 005541,767 about Deluxe Transportation Systems 876 005541,834 -- 005544,000 Shoot, my friend. 877 005544,067 -- 005546,167 There was an accident a while back... 878 005546,234 -- 005548,934 a 1970 Buick Wildcat and a Honda Civic... 879 005549,000 -- 005550,133 out in the desert. 880 005550,200 -- 005552,167 Oh, the schoolteacher. 881 005552,234 -- 005553,400 Where'd you tow the Buick 882 005553,467 -- 005554,701 Hey, Teach, I've been bad. 883 005554,767 -- 005556,200 You must spank me with a ruler. 884 005556,267 -- 005558,868 Smitty! Where's the car 885 005558,934 -- 005601,801 Uh... Vegas. 886 005601,868 -- 005603,868 Vegas Scrap & Tow. 887 005603,934 -- 005605,701 I was, like, Hey, Teach. You... come with me. 888 005605,767 -- 005607,133 To the school of hard knocks. 889 005617,567 -- 005619,501 Thanks. Thank you. 890 005701,234 -- 005704,534 iI know they say you have highs and lows.i 891 005704,601 -- 005707,968 iBut I don't see why you can't have just highs.i 892 005708,033 -- 005710,667 iWhat's wrong with feeling goodi 893 005712,801 -- 005714,601 I'd like my 80 bucks. 894 005714,667 -- 005716,801 You can't have your hotel and your per diem, too. 895 005716,868 -- 005719,734 From last night, in the desert. 896 005736,667 -- 005738,300 Will you give me the keys 897 005742,901 -- 005744,434 I thought I'd head into town, 898 005744,501 -- 005745,634 check out what's new. 899 005750,167 -- 005751,567 You don't like Vegas. 900 005751,634 -- 005753,033 Okay, I didn't like it before, 901 005753,100 -- 005754,167 but maybe they have new stuff. 902 005754,234 -- 005755,534 And I figured, who knows 903 005755,601 -- 005756,767 I'd just check it out. 904 005756,834 -- 005758,400 It's no big deal. I'm not tired, 905 005758,467 -- 005800,067 and I thought it'd be fun. 906 005802,567 -- 005804,367 I think they're over here. 907 005805,667 -- 005808,000 Okay, thanks. Bye. 908 005810,133 -- 005811,267 Want to come 909 005812,567 -- 005814,167 Okay. Bye. 910 005844,000 -- 005845,300 Yeah 911 005845,367 -- 005847,300 i- Hey, baby. - Oh, hi.i 912 005847,367 -- 005849,734 Whatcha doin' I gotta go. 913 005849,801 -- 005851,634 Really I wanted to talk. 914 005851,701 -- 005853,367 Later. 915 005934,133 -- 005936,667 Aren't you gonna call it out 916 005936,734 -- 005938,234 Changing 20! 917 010004,100 -- 010005,567 Sorry, buddy. 918 010055,467 -- 010056,801 What the fuck 919 010056,868 -- 010058,000 Sorry. 920 010059,667 -- 010101,167 This is bullshit. 921 010107,801 -- 010109,367 Where's your cash machine 922 010109,434 -- 010110,968 It's broke. 923 010144,133 -- 010146,133 That was quick. 924 010151,968 -- 010153,267 Okay, okay! 925 010153,334 -- 010155,067 Strip down naked in the desert! 926 010155,133 -- 010157,400 And if you're naked, and you're cold, 927 010157,467 -- 010159,000 what you gotta do 928 010159,067 -- 010202,501 You got to put God on! Get it 929 010202,567 -- 010205,767 You got to put Jesus on, okay 930 010205,834 -- 010209,400 You got to put the Holy Spirit on! 931 010209,467 -- 010212,501 Tell me, do you have Jesus on 932 010213,801 -- 010215,868 Put him on, and feel the power 933 010215,934 -- 010218,501 of His holy embrace! 934 010237,434 -- 010239,767 Bagels and cream cheese. 935 010241,601 -- 010243,300 Oh, thanks. 936 010243,367 -- 010245,133 Come on, we're late. 937 010249,767 -- 010251,834 Did you sleep okay 938 010255,000 -- 010256,934 I had the weirdest dream. 939 010258,934 -- 010300,534 Here's the plan. 940 010300,601 -- 010302,267 We got the medical claim debunked. 941 010302,334 -- 010304,634 If we can locate the vehicle, 942 010304,701 -- 010306,601 we can prove that the material damage claim 943 010306,667 -- 010308,567 is false, too. 944 010308,634 -- 010309,801 This could be dangerous. 945 010309,868 -- 010311,934 Hey! 946 010314,567 -- 010317,033 I'm putting the petty cash in the glove box. 947 010319,634 -- 010321,267 Why are you putting it in there 948 010321,334 -- 010322,868 Let's go. 949 010341,801 -- 010343,501 What can I do for you 950 010343,567 -- 010346,133 We're from Townsend Insurance, LLC. 951 010346,200 -- 010347,934 We're looking for a 1970 Buick Wildcat 952 010348,000 -- 010350,968 towed here by a Deluxe Transport Systems. 953 010351,033 -- 010352,167 All right. 954 010352,234 -- 010353,868 Maybe I can help. 955 010353,934 -- 010355,501 Lucypher. 956 010355,567 -- 010357,267 I'm the owner. 957 010357,334 -- 010358,601 Lucypher 958 010358,667 -- 010359,968 Lucypher 959 010400,033 -- 010401,334 It's French. 960 010408,868 -- 010411,033 The car you're talking about is right over here. 961 010412,701 -- 010413,868 Watch your step. 962 010417,834 -- 010419,400 You gotta be lucky. 963 010419,467 -- 010421,400 Luck-y! Are you lucky 964 010421,467 -- 010423,734 That's a dumb question. I know you are. 965 010423,801 -- 010425,534 I can feel you. 966 010426,901 -- 010428,367 No, not like that. 967 010428,434 -- 010430,100 I mean, you feel lucky. 968 010430,167 -- 010432,467 It feels lucky in here. 969 010432,534 -- 010435,000 Whoo! Heh heh. 970 010435,067 -- 010437,734 But it is hot. Does that bother you... 971 010437,801 -- 010439,868 that they keep it hot in here 972 010439,934 -- 010441,934 I mean, maybe it's good for the food, 973 010442,000 -- 010443,367 keeps it fresh. 974 010443,434 -- 010445,567 Although, you'd think it'd be better cold 975 010445,634 -- 010447,467 for freshness. 976 010447,534 -- 010449,501 Fresh... ness. 977 010553,100 -- 010554,667 i911.i 978 010554,734 -- 010557,801 Vegas Scrap & Tow. They shot my friend. 979 010557,868 -- 010559,234 iAre you hurt, siri 980 010559,300 -- 010600,801 No, I don't think so. 981 010602,667 -- 010604,567 iWhere are youi 982 010604,634 -- 010606,968 Uh, westbound on 215, 983 010607,033 -- 010608,267 on the side of the road. 984 010608,334 -- 010611,334 Okay, I authorize payment. 985 010611,400 -- 010612,901 I just can't believe it. 986 010614,634 -- 010617,767 Yes, I see. You've finally submitted one. 987 010617,834 -- 010619,634 Don't take that tone with me. 988 010619,701 -- 010621,801 Mr. Townsend. It's Virgil. 989 010621,868 -- 010623,601 This isn't funny. 990 010633,667 -- 010635,434 iTownsend Insurance, LLC.i 991 010635,501 -- 010636,701 iMay I have your claim number, pleasei 992 010636,767 -- 010638,467 Jill. Johnny. 993 010638,534 -- 010639,634 They shot Virgil. 994 010639,701 -- 010641,634 Who shot Virgil 995 010641,701 -- 010644,033 Lucypher. He owns the junkyard. 996 010644,100 -- 010647,300 Just now Yeah, like ten minutes ago. 997 010647,367 -- 010649,367 Johnny, Mr. Townsend's on the phone 998 010649,434 -- 010650,634 with Virgil right now. 999 010653,801 -- 010656,601 What He's alive 1000 010657,934 -- 010659,701 Yeah. Mr. Townsend's yelling. 1001 010659,767 -- 010701,100 Poor Virgil. 1002 010702,868 -- 010705,501 He's on the phone with Virgil right now 1003 010705,567 -- 010709,033 Mr. Townsend is not happy about paying. 1004 010709,100 -- 010711,033 I mean, it's like $200,000. 1005 010712,567 -- 010714,200 Hold on. I gotta take this call. 1006 010714,267 -- 010716,567 Oh, I can't be in Mr. Townsend's office, 1007 010716,634 -- 010718,133 but you can hang up with me the first chance... 1008 010718,200 -- 010720,267 Hello 1009 010720,334 -- 010722,601 iYes, hello. John Alig... hairyi 1010 010722,667 -- 010723,834 Yeah. 1011 010723,901 -- 010725,400 iYes, Mr. Alig-hairy,i 1012 010725,467 -- 010727,634 iwe have a police car at Vegas Scrap & Tow,i 1013 010727,701 -- 010729,634 iand there's no sign of violence.i 1014 010729,701 -- 010732,167 iMr. Alig-hairy, are you awarei 1015 010732,234 -- 010735,667 ithat it is against the law to falsely report a crimei 1016 010735,734 -- 010738,200 iWhere are you now, siri 1017 010740,534 -- 010742,901 I'm in... 1018 010742,968 -- 010745,234 Las Vegas. 1019 010753,834 -- 010755,734 No, no. Wait, wait. 1020 010755,801 -- 010757,434 I take him to his wife's house. 1021 010757,501 -- 010759,234 He's bleeding 'cause he's fallen down so many times. 1022 010759,300 -- 010801,067 And his wife was, like, Well, thank you. 1023 010801,133 -- 010802,567 But where's his wheelchair 1024 010804,601 -- 010805,968 Yeah. 1025 010806,033 -- 010807,667 All right, man. Take it easy. 1026 010807,734 -- 010809,767 Y'all be good. Thank you. Sure. 1027 010811,200 -- 010812,534 Yo, yo! 1028 010812,601 -- 010814,200 Hey. But she was pretty fine. 1029 010814,267 -- 010815,934 I could've spent the night! 1030 010833,667 -- 010834,868 Jesus! 1031 010836,901 -- 010838,634 What the fuck is going on! 1032 010838,701 -- 010840,767 They shot you! John! 1033 010840,834 -- 010842,801 Chill. 1034 010849,467 -- 010851,000 I told you. 1035 010851,067 -- 010852,767 The first step to fraud detection 1036 010852,834 -- 010854,000 is admitting that you're a fraud. 1037 010854,067 -- 010856,467 That's bullshit. 1038 010856,534 -- 010858,200 Regardless of what you think you saw, 1039 010858,267 -- 010900,200 a woman had an accident. 1040 010900,267 -- 010902,901 Her policy stipulated she was due compensation. 1041 010902,968 -- 010904,934 The insurance adjusters found no fraud, 1042 010905,000 -- 010906,434 so they paid the claim. 1043 010907,801 -- 010909,267 They paid... 1044 010910,501 -- 010911,834 You. 1045 010911,901 -- 010915,467 They paid you. 1046 010915,534 -- 010916,901 Don't worry, though. 1047 010916,968 -- 010918,367 I told Mr. Townsend you were top-notch. 1048 010918,434 -- 010920,167 You'll get your Adjuster Level 6. 1049 010920,234 -- 010922,868 The petty cash in the glove box 1050 010922,934 -- 010924,434 That's yours. 1051 010924,501 -- 010926,734 About 1,000 bucks. 1052 010926,801 -- 010930,400 No. I refuse to be a party to this. 1053 010933,767 -- 010936,434 Oh, you're a party, all right. 1054 010937,534 -- 010939,601 You had sex with Jill... 1055 010939,667 -- 010941,267 Townsend's girl... in the women's bathroom, 1056 010941,334 -- 010943,267 handicapped stall. 1057 010945,000 -- 010946,100 You picked the wrong guy to mess with. 1058 010946,167 -- 010948,667 No, no. Actually... 1059 010948,734 -- 010950,567 I picked the guy who runs away. 1060 010953,767 -- 010955,200 Welcome to Fraud. 1061 011004,834 -- 011006,868 It has been one hell of a ride. 1062 011031,334 -- 011032,868 Sir 1063 011032,934 -- 011035,100 So, you want 1,000 tickets 1064 011035,167 -- 011037,767 Heh. That's $1,000. 1065 011037,834 -- 011039,167 That's $1,000. 1066 011042,200 -- 011044,033 Actually, it's $1,089. 1067 011046,267 -- 011048,200 You want it all Yeah. Why not 1068 011048,267 -- 011049,601 Let's do it. 1069 011049,667 -- 011050,767 No, okay. Just 1,000. 1070 011050,834 -- 011051,901 1,000 it is. 1071 011054,434 -- 011056,000 You know what Um... 1072 011056,067 -- 011057,834 make it 800. 1073 011057,901 -- 011059,934 Ooh, yeah. I already punched it in. 1074 011100,000 -- 011101,100 Sorry about that. 1075 011101,167 -- 011102,501 Cool. 1076 011140,200 -- 011141,901 Whoo! 1077 011146,434 -- 011149,634 Well, I don't see any winners. 1078 011149,701 -- 011151,200 Oh 1079 011151,267 -- 011153,567 Yeah. No, they put these little stars 1080 011153,634 -- 011155,501 next to the winning numbers. 1081 011155,567 -- 011156,934 But if you want... 1082 011211,634 -- 011213,434 Oh, do you still want to go out 1083 011235,767 -- 011237,234 iMy name is John...i 1084 011237,300 -- 011239,701 iand I am not lucky.i 1085 011242,767 -- 011244,067 iFor the first time,i 1086 011244,133 -- 011245,467 iI'm living the life I'm living.i 1087 011245,534 -- 011247,901 iAnd it's all right.i 1088 011255,033 -- 011257,300 iI'd like to think Virgil did the whole scami 1089 011257,367 -- 011259,267 ijust to show me that.i 1090 011259,334 -- 011301,634 iBut he probably did it for the money.i 1091 011314,234 -- 011315,534 iWho knowsi 1092 011315,601 -- 011317,167 iIf he hadn't hit me with the board,i 1093 011317,234 -- 011319,834 iI might've wanted a piece of the action.i 1094 011321,467 -- 011323,634 iMaybe that's why he hit me.i 1095 011323,701 -- 011325,534 Knock, knock. Oh. 1096 011329,100 -- 011331,701 Perfect. 1097 011331,767 -- 011333,467 So... 1098 011335,067 -- 011337,367 you want to play a game 1099 011337,434 -- 011339,167 I'm kind of tired. 1100 011339,234 -- 011341,367 Ta-da. 1101 011342,767 -- 011343,934 I stopped playing those. 1102 011344,000 -- 011345,234 I know. But look... it's a new one. 1103 011345,300 -- 011347,033 Thanks, no. I... 1104 011347,100 -- 011349,200 It's called Have a Nice Day. 1105 011349,267 -- 011350,701 I had to get it. 1106 011350,767 -- 011352,200 And it's a big prize, too, 1107 011352,267 -- 011354,901 if you get Have, A, Nice, and Day 1108 011354,968 -- 011356,434 under the smiley faces. 1109 011356,501 -- 011359,100 Go ahead. Scratch it. 1110 011359,167 -- 011401,567 I'll do it. 1111 011404,901 -- 011406,567 Have. 1112 011413,133 -- 011414,133 How are we doing 1113 011416,267 -- 011417,767 Pretty good. Ha! 1114 011417,834 -- 011419,634 Here, let me scratch one. 1115 011432,901 -- 011435,200 John. John. 1116 011439,901 -- 011442,234 Jill 1117 011442,300 -- 011444,067 Do you love me 1118 011445,501 -- 011446,968 You know I love you. 1119 011447,033 -- 011448,868 No matter what 1120 011448,934 -- 011450,667 Now you're scaring me. 1121 011452,667 -- 011455,934 If we win a lot of money... 1122 011456,000 -- 011458,133 a lot... 1123 011458,200 -- 011502,300 and I blow it all... 1124 011504,000 -- 011505,601 will you stay with me 1125 011508,000 -- 011509,801 Well, first of all, I bought this card, 1126 011509,868 -- 011511,200 so technically, 1127 011511,267 -- 011513,667 I'm letting you scratch it off. 1128 011513,734 -- 011516,000 But even if we win, you wouldn't blow it. 1129 011516,067 -- 011517,601 I mean, assuming we get married, 1130 011517,667 -- 011519,200 I would keep the money in my name, 1131 011519,267 -- 011521,167 and I would give you, like, an allowance. 1132 011521,234 -- 011522,701 And you could do whatever you want 1133 011522,767 -- 011524,400 with the allowance. 1134 011526,033 -- 011528,200 So, stop fucking around and scratch the happy face! 1135 011531,534 -- 011533,334 You're cute. 1136 011533,400 -- 011535,701 iThey say you make your own luck.i 1137 011535,767 -- 011538,701 iBut I don't need luck anymore.i 1138 011540,300 -- 011542,100 iWhich makes me...i 1139 011542,167 -- 011545,200 ithe luckiest guy in the world.i 1140 011545,267 -- 011548,300 I don't know why 1141 011548,367 -- 011550,367 I love you so 1142 011554,934 -- 011557,467 No, I don't know why 1143 011557,534 -- 011600,100 I love you so 1144 011603,968 -- 011607,634 You have nothing to give me 1145 011607,701 -- 011611,300 But that doesn't matter 1146 011613,601 -- 011617,133 Long as I have you close by 1147 011617,200 -- 011620,934 It's all I'll ever want 1148 011621,000 -- 011623,267 'Cause, baby 1149 011623,334 -- 011626,033 I don't know why 1150 011626,100 -- 011628,334 I love you so 1151 011632,601 -- 011636,000 I don't know why 1152 011636,067 -- 011638,133 I love you so 1153 011642,300 -- 011645,601 I don't know why 1154 011645,667 -- 011647,634 I need you so 1155 011651,667 -- 011655,200 No, I don't know why 1156 011655,267 -- 011657,400 I want you so 1157 011701,267 -- 011704,367 You make me happy 1158 011704,434 -- 011708,734 When I'm feeling blue 1159 011710,868 -- 011714,367 You're all I cling to 1160 011714,434 -- 011718,834 You make me feel brand-new 1161 011718,901 -- 011721,200 And, baby 1162 011721,267 -- 011723,901 Baby, that's why 1163 011723,968 -- 011726,000 I love you so 1164 011727,634 -- 011730,367 Believe me 1165 011730,434 -- 011733,200 Darling, that's why 1166 011733,267 -- 011735,801 I love you so 1167 011756,834 -- 011758,801 Ooh 1168 011758,868 -- 011802,567 You make me happy 1169 011802,634 -- 011806,067 When I'm feeling blue 1170 011808,400 -- 011811,934 You're all I cling to 1171 011812,000 -- 011816,267 You make me feel brand-new 1172 011818,367 -- 011821,167 And that is why 1173 011821,234 -- 011823,367 I love you so 1174 011825,467 -- 011827,634 Ooh 1175 011827,701 -- 011830,767 Baby, that's why 1176 011830,834 -- 011832,901 I love you so 1177 011837,300 -- 011840,367 I know that's why 1178 011840,434 -- 011842,200 I love you so 1179 012037,133 -- 012038,934 It's time for the percolator 1180 012039,000 -- 012040,701 It's time for the percolator 1181 012040,767 -- 012042,634 It's time for the percolator 1182 012042,701 -- 012044,601 It's time for the percolator 1183 012044,667 -- 012046,434 It's time for the percolator 1184 012046,501 -- 012048,434 It's time for the percolator 1185 012048,501 -- 012050,300 It's time for the percolator 1186 012050,367 -- 012052,200 It's time for the percolator 1187 012052,267 -- 012054,133 It's time for the percolator 1188 012054,200 -- 012056,033 It's time for the percolator 1189 012056,100 -- 012057,934 It's time for the percolator 1190 012058,000 -- 012059,834 It's time for the percolator 1191 012059,901 -- 012101,667 It's time for the percolator 1192 012101,734 -- 012103,601 It's time for the percolator 1193 012103,667 -- 012106,067 It's time for the percolator 1194 012106,133 -- 012107,734 Percolator 1195 012120,934 -- 012122,200 It's time 1196 012128,501 -- 012130,367 It's time for the percolator 1197 012136,834 -- 012138,367 Percolator 1198 012145,701 -- 012147,667 It's time for the percolator 1199 012200,834 -- 012202,767 It's time for the percolator 1200 012209,200 -- 012210,734 Percolator 1201 012227,667 -- 012229,467 It's time for the percolator 1202 012242,834 -- 012244,734 It's time for the percolator 1203 012251,033 -- 012252,534 Percolator 1204 012309,701 -- 012311,534 It's time for the percolator 1205 012324,701 -- 012326,601 It's time for the percolator 1206 012328,868 -- 012330,501 It's time for the percolator 1207 012330,567 -- 012332,400 It's time for the percolator 1208 012332,467 -- 012334,234 It's time for the percolator 1209 012334,300 -- 012336,100 It's time for the percolator 1210 012336,167 -- 012338,033 It's time for the percolator 1211 012338,100 -- 012339,901 It's time for the percolator 1212 012339,968 -- 012341,801 It's time for the percolator 1213 012341,868 -- 012343,767 It's time for the percolator 1214 012343,834 -- 012345,601 It's time for the percolator 1215 012345,667 -- 012347,567 It's time for the percolator 1216 012347,634 -- 012349,467 It's time for the percolator 1217 012349,534 -- 012351,434 It's time for the percolator 1218 012351,501 -- 012353,267 It's time for the percolator 1219 012353,334 -- 012355,267 It's time for the percolator 1220 012355,334 -- 012357,467 It's time for the percolator 1221 012357,534 -- 012359,300 Percolator 1222 012429,534 -- 012431,567 It's time for the percolator 1223 012444,834 -- 012446,934 It's time for the percolator 73554

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