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? WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND
TO KISS AND TELL ?

? BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN
WITH FARRAH ?

? I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH ANYTHING LESS ?

? THAN A NINE
SO FINE ?

? I'VE BEEN ON FIRE
WITH SALLY FIELD ?

? GONE FAST
WITH A GIRL NAMED BO ?

? BUT SOMEHOW THEY JUST
DON'T END UP AS MINE ?

? IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN' LIFE
I LEAD ?

? I TAKE MY CHANCES ?

? I DIE FOR A LIVIN'
IN THE MOVIES AND TV ?

[ Siren Wailing ]

? BUT THE HARDEST THING
I EVER DO ?

? IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES ?

? KISS SOME OTHER GUY
WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE ?

? I MIGHT FALL
FROM A TALL BUILDIN' ?

? I MIGHT ROLL
A BRAND-NEW CAR ?

? 'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ?

? THAT MADE REDFORD
SUCH A STAR ?

? [ Women Vocalizing ]

? I'VE NEVER SPENT
MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL ?

? BUT I'VE TAUGHT
LADIES PLENTY ?

? IT'S TRUE I HIRE
MY BODY OUT FOR PAY ?

? HEY, HEY ?

? I'VE GOTTEN BURNED
OVER CHERYL TIEGS ?

? BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH ?

? BUT WHEN I WIND UP
IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY ?

? HEY, HEY ?

? I MIGHT JUMP
AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE ?

? OR TARZAN FROM A VINE ?

? 'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ?

? THAT MAKES EASTWOOD
LOOK SO FINE ?

[ Colt Narrating ]
THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF
AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.

I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM,
BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.

YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM
AND CRIED FOR HIM,

WOMEN HAVE WANTED
TO DIE FOR HIM.

BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT?
OR THE GIRL? NO.

HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.

AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN'
SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS--

WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME,
COLT SEAVERS.

ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK
ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.

SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW
A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.

WELL, ONE WAY
IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE...

AND WAIT... AND WAIT.

THE OTHER IS TO TAKE
AN OCCASIONAL JOB
FOR THE COURT SYSTEM...

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

WHERE A MAN IS
CONSIDERED INNOCENT
UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LOT
OF THESE PEOPLE...

GET OUT OF JAIL
ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.

AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.

THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY
TRYIN' TO FIND THEM...

AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.

BUT RIGHT NOW,
I'M IN ASPEN, COLORADO,

TRYIN' TO FIT
FOUR DAYS OF STUNT WORK
AND FIVE DAYS OF SKIING...

INTO A SEVEN-DAY WEEK.

[ Woman Giggling,
Laughing ]

[ Giggling, Laughing
Continue ]

[ Man ]
ROBIN! GET OUT OF HERE!

ROBIN! COME BACK HERE!

[ Gasps ]

GET OUT OF MY WAY, ANDY.
THE MAN'S
CALLING FOR YOU.

ANDY, PLEASE.

COME ON, ROBIN.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

COME ON, MRS. STEVENS.
TALK'S GOOD.

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

THANKS, ANDY.

I'LL JOIN YOU LATER.

OKAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY.
GET OVER THERE.

ROBIN, DON'T BE STUPID.

ROBIN, PLEASE LISTEN TO HIM.

[ Scoffs ]
YOU LISTEN TO HIM, HONEY.

I ALREADY TRIED THAT,
AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.

JORDAN, IF YOU EVER TRY
TO COME AFTER ME,

I'LL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD
ABOUT YOU.

I'LL TELL 'EM EVERYTHING,
AND I MEAN EVERYTHING.

NO! MR. STEVENS!

[ Groans ]

- MR. STEVENS! YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YES. GET HER!

SHE HAS TO BE
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

TRY THE GARAGE
WHILE I GET DRESSED.

[ Jody ]
HURRY UP. LET'S GET
THOSE DECALS ON THE CAR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ACTUALLY WORKIN'
WITH COLT SEAVERS,

EVEN IF IT IS
ONLY A COMMERCIAL.

HEY, A STUNT'S
JUST A STUNT.

IT DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
IN A COMMERCIAL
OR STAR WARS.

"A STUNT'S JUST A STUNT."
THAT'S JUST THE WAY
YOU SAID IT...

IN THAT ARTICLE YOU DID
WITH AMERICAN FILM.

YOU SAID THAT?
I HAD TO SAY
SOMETHIN'.

I HAVE THE MAGAZINE
BACK AT THE LODGE.

I'LL MAKE YOU
A COPY.
OH, GREAT.

- COLT, THEY'RE ALMOST
READY FOR YOU.
- OKAY. BE RIGHT THERE.

WHO, UH-- WHO WAS
THAT LITTLE SNOW BUNNY?

THAT'S NO SNOW BUNNY.
THAT WAS MY ASSISTANT--
JODY BANKS.

ASSISTANT?
[ Chortles ]

WHAT I HEARD
IN FILM SCHOOL'S TRUE.

THE STUNTMEN ARE THE ONES
WHO REALLY GET THE GIRLS.

- SHE REALLY WAS MY ASSISTANT.
- I THOUGHT HOWIE
WAS YOUR ASSISTANT.

HOWIE'S MY COUSIN
AND MY ASSISTANT.

TWO ASSISTANTS?
THAT'S PRACTICALLY
AN ENTOURAGE.

AND YOU'RE...
JUST A STUNTMAN.

JOSH, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE HOLLYWOOD.

[ Chuckles ]

[ People Cheering ]

[ Josh ]
LET'S DO IT.

COLT SEAVERS?

WHEN YOU START
PICKIN' UP SPEED,
STOMP ON THAT PEDAL.

I WANT THIS BABY
TO REALLY FLY.

WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
PUT SOME WINGS ON IT.
LIKE IN THAT BOND MOVIE.

I SAW IT AT FILMEX.
JOSH, CAN WE DO THIS?
I'M GETTIN' COLD.

NEXT TIME,
WE'LL DO IT WITH THE WINGS.

OKAY, NOW REMEMBER,
DON'T FIGHT IT.

HAVE FUN.
[ Engine Starts, Revs ]

ALL RIGHT.
THIS WILL BE PICTURE.

[ Engine Revving ]
YOU READY?

AND... GO FOR IT!

[ Loud Thud ]

HE DID IT!
BEAUTIFUL.
GORGEOUS!

CUT! PRINT IT!

LET'S GET DOWN THERE.
[ People Cheering,
Applauding ]

OH, UH, JODY?
WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE?

[ Horn Honking ]

HI.
HI.

UM-- UH, EXCUSE ME.

UH, ARE YOU GOING BACK
TO ASPEN NOW?

NO. WE'RE GOING
DOWN TO THE POST
OF THE SKI JUMP.

THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
CAN I GET A RIDE WITH YOU?

SURE. JUMP IN.
THANK YOU.

DID YOU GET IT?
HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?

CALIFORNIA PLATE--
"FALL GUY."

I DON'T THINK
HE'LL BE HARD TO FIND.
LET'S GO.

? [ Background: Country Rock ]

SHE RODE ALL THE WAY
DOWN THE HILL WITH YOU, AND
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET HER NAME?

SHE WASN'T VERY TALKATIVE.

AND SHE KEPT LOOKIN'
OUT THE BACK WINDOW, LIKE
SOMEBODY WAS FOLLOWING HER.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

I'M READY TO CLIMB INTO
A NICE HOT TUB.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
TO ALSO CLIMBING INTO
A NICE HOT TODDY?

I'D SAY THE TWO ARE
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

MISS, CAN I HAVE A HOT TODDY
AND A HOT CHOCOLATE?

MAYBE WE OUGHTA
ASK 'EM OVER, HUH?

[ Both Chuckling ]
GUESS THEY'RE DOIN' OKAY.

COLT, WHAT AM I DOIN' WRONG?

I MEAN, I'M A MACHO GUY,
RIGHT? I'M A STUNTMAN.

- AND I'M BY MYSELF.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOURSELF?

- YOU AIN'T ALONE.
YOU'RE WITH ME.
- HEY, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.

WE'RE IN THE SNOW BUNNY
CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE.

DID YOU SEE THE SELECTION
AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT?

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE
IN THE BAR.
- TRUST ME.

NOTHING'S GONNA
HAPPEN IN THE BAR
UNTIL AFTER 10:00.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAT?
I GOT THIS FOR THE TRIP
TO ASPEN.

MAYBE I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
THE WHITE ONE.

[ Jody ]
COLT. HOWIE.

HI, GUYS.
HI.

HOWIE, I LOVE YOUR HAT.

YOU WANNA TRY
THE BAR, COLT?

HEY, YOU SAID NOTHIN' HAPPENS
IN THE BAR TILL 10:00.

BESIDES, I GOT A DATE
FOR DINNER.

HEY, GIRLS, OVER HERE.
COME ON DOWN.

HOWIE, JOSH, JODY,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
BAMBI AND THUMPER.

HI.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?

- UH, BAMBI AND THUMPER?
- MM-HMM.

- COLT, WE'RE GONNA GO UP
TO OUR ROOM AND CHANGE NOW.
- WONDERFUL.

OKAY. BYE.
BYE.
BYE.

TWO OF NATURE'S
LOVELIEST CREATURES.

WHERE'D YOU FIND 'EM,
COLT?

IN THE BAR--
'BOUT 6:00.

[ Laughing ]

YOU DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO CHANGE.
RIGHT.

YOU'RE FINE WITH US
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

IF I WENT OUT LIKE THIS,
I'D PROBABLY COME BACK
FROZEN STIFF,

HAVE ICICLES HANGING
ALL OVER MY-- HAT.

WELL, WE'LL WARM YOU UP.
I'LL BET YOU WOULD.

COME ON IN, LADIES.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

[ Door Closes ]
ROBIN.

HELLO, COLT.

HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I DON'T KNOW MYSELF.

I'LL BET YOU DON'T.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

W-WAIT. GIRLS.
JUST WAIT--

WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.
SHE'S JUST AN OLD FRIEND.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?
I'M SORRY.

WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND,
THE CONGRESSMAN?

- THAT'S FINISHED.
- WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I DISCOVERED HIM
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

[ Sighs ]
I EVEN TOOK PICTURES OF THEM.

I WAS GONNA LEAVE HIM
ANYWAY.

HE TRIED TO STOP ME,
AND I SHOT HIM.
SHOT HIM?

[ Crying ]
COLT.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
NOW, WHERE DID YOU SHOOT HIM?

[ Sighs ]
IN THE LEG.

IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.
HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME FIRST.

DID YOU REPORT THIS
TO THE SHERIFF?
NO.

THERE WERE
OTHER PEOPLE THERE.
AND THEY'LL ALL LIE FOR HIM.

YEAH, BUT STILL--
[ Knocking ]

WHO IS IT?
[ Man ]
ROOM SERVICE.

ROOM SERVICE?
STAY THERE. ROOM--

DID YOU ORDER
ANY ROOM SERVICE?
NO.

I THINK YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG ROOM, PAL.

[ Groans ]
[ Man ]
GOOD EVENING, SLICK.

WE DECIDE WHEN YOU NEED IT.
ROOM SERVICE WORKS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

WE DON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.

NOW YOU SAW
WHAT HAPPENED TO JORDAN.

LISTEN, ROBIN,
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET OFF THIS MOUNTAIN.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE ME THE PHOTOGRAPHS,

AND WE CAN FORGET THIS
LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING?

NO. THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS
ARE THE ONLY THINGS
THAT ARE KEEPING ME ALIVE.

AND THIS GUN.

NOW JUST BACK YOURSELVES
OUTTA MY WAY. GO ON.

[ Grunts ]

MMM. I WONDER
HOW COLT'S DOIN'?

JODY, DON'T DO THAT TO ME.

COLT'S UP THERE HAVING
THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.

BOY, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER
THAN YOU LOOK.
[ Groans ]

BYE-BYE.

WHAT AN ENTRANCE!
WHAT A STUNT!

[ Howie ]
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE ELEVATOR, COLT?

THANK YOU, FELLAS. OOPS.
HAND ME THOSE BOOTS, JODY.

FROM THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED HER,
SHE'S DEFINITELY THE GIRL
I DROVE DOWN THE HILL.

YEAH. WELL, WHEN I KNEW HER,
HER NAME WAS ROBIN WILSON.

SHE WASN'T MUCH OF AN ACTRESS,
BUT AS A PERSON SHE WAS
SOMETHIN' KIND OF SPECIAL.

IF THINGS HAD GONE
A LITTLE DIFFERENT,
YOU NEVER KNOW.

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SHE GOT A BETTER OFFER--
JORDAN STEVENS.

ISN'T HE A STATE SENATOR
OR CONGRESSMAN OR SOMETHING?
YEAH. CONGRESSMAN.

ROBIN GREW UP IN A LITTLE TOWN
CLOSE BY HERE CALLED ROCK CREEK.

CAME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS,
MET STEVENS AT A PARTY.

SIX MONTHS LATER,
THEY WERE MARRIED.

- HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE SEEN HER?
- UH, FIVE YEARS.

FIVE YEARS.
I'D SAY YOU'RE LUCKY
SHE STAYED AWAY THAT LONG.

[ Phone Ringing ]
YEAH. I'LL GET IT.

YEAH, HELLO.
[ Big Jack ]
HI, COLT. IT'S ME-- JACK.

IT'S BIG JACK.
YEAH, IT'S ME.
WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?

WELL, I TALKED
TO A FRIEND...

THAT WORKS FOR THE SECURITY
COMPANY THAT PROTECTS
CONGRESSMAN STEVENS.

AND GET THIS ONE.
ACCORDING TO HIM,

STEVENS SHOT HIMSELF
WHILE CLEANING A GUN.

THEY'RE TRYING TO COVER IT UP.
THE ASPEN SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
HADN'T BEEN CALLED EITHER.

WHAT ELSE DID YOUR FRIEND
HAVE TO SAY?

WELL, JUST THAT
STEVENS AND HIS WIFE...

WERE AS HAPPY
AS ONE COULD EXPECT.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- STEVENS KNOWS MORE GIRLS
THAN HUGH HEFNER.

ROBIN COULD CAUSE HIM A LOT
MORE TROUBLE BY DIVORCING HIM
THAN BY SHOOTING HIM,

BECAUSE HE IS A SHOO-IN
FOR THE NEXT GOVERNOR
OF HIS HOME STATE.

SHOOTING HIM MAKES
NO SENSE AT ALL UNLESS
IT WAS REALLY SELF-DEFENSE.

- THAT'S JUST HOW
I WAS READING IT, COLT.
- WHAT ABOUT THAT ADDRESS?

- I KNOW HE'S GOT A HOME
SOMEWHERE HERE IN ASPEN.
- OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

- DEEP CANYON ROAD.
- WHAT'S THE NUMBER?

THAT IS THE NUMBER.
HE OWNS THE WHOLE CANYON.

OH. THANKS, BIG JACK.
BE TALKING TO YOU.

[ Handset Settles In Cradle ]
WELL, POLITICS SURE PAYS
BETTER THAN STUNT WORK.

COLT, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
SINCE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM ROBIN...

AND SINCE THE SHERIFF
DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT A SHOOTING,

MAYBE THOSE TWO GOONS
CAUGHT UP WITH ROBIN
AFTER ALL.

IF THEY WERE STEVENS'S MEN,
THEY WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER
BACK TO HIS HOUSE.

WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHERE WE'RE GOING
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

? [ Background: Soft Rock ]

? [ Continues ]

[ Chattering ]

AH, REUBEN.

HAVING A GOOD TIME?
I'M HERE, AREN'T I?

[ Chuckling ]
I GUESS THAT'S
YOUR ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT.

HOW'S OUR BUSINESS
COMING ALONG?

- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
- I'M COUNTING ON YOU, JORDAN.

- I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
- I HOPE YOU DON'T.

OH, UH, EXCUSE ME.

LOOK WHO'S HERE.

[ Jordan ]
SO THAT'S HER STUNTMAN.

MAY I HELP YOU?
I THINK CONGRESSMAN STEVENS
IS EXPECTING US.

[ Andy ]
I THINK YOU MIGHT
JUST BE RIGHT.

HAVE A GOOD TIME,
GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU.

BRING HIM IN HERE.

NO WONDER THERE WEREN'T ANY
SKI BUNNIES AT THE LODGE.
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE.

YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU MIX?
GET A FEEL OF THE PLACE.

YEAH. I WAS THINKIN'
THE SAME THING.

I HAD A FEELIN'
YOU'D BE AROUND HERE
SOMEPLACE.

WELL, YOUR FEELING WAS RIGHT.
MR. STEVENS WOULD LIKE
TO SEE YOU.

WORKS OUT WELL.
I WANT TO SEE HIM TOO.

R-A-D-I-S-H?
C-H.

I KNOW. IT'S A LOUSY NAME
FOR AN EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT,
ISN'T IT?

NO. I THINK
IT'S KIND OF HONEST.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED
FOR THE CONGRESSMAN?
EIGHTEEN MONTHS.

EIGHTEEN MONTHS.
YOU MUST KNOW HIS WIFE THEN.

NO. I WORK OUT
OF OUR CAPITOL OFFICE.

I ONLY ARRIVED IN ASPEN
YESTERDAY.

[ Chuckles ]

I'M SORRY.

I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT MY WIFE IS A WOMAN
OF UNIVERSAL TASTE.

LOOK, STEVENS,
I'M NOT MUCH FOR SMALL TALK.
LET'S GET DOWN TO IT, HUH?

ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE TO FIND MY WIFE
BEFORE SHE FINDS ME.

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY RATIONAL
AT THE MOMENT.

I THINK YOU ALREADY FOUND HER.

YES, I FOUND HER--
HIDING IN YOUR ROOM.

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WERE
EASIER TO HANDLE
THAN MY WIFE.

AND NOW YOU'RE SCARED TO DEATH
SHE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU AGAIN.

COME TO THINK OF IT,
WHY DID SHE SHOOT YOU?

SHE BECAME OBSESSED
WITH THE NOTION...

THAT I WAS INTERESTED
IN ONE OF MY ASSISTANTS.

UH, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THAT'S MY ASSISTANT
RIGHT THERE,

TALKING
TO YOUR YOUNG FRIEND.

- HER NAME IS WENDY RADICH.
- [ Clicks ]

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
LIFT 7?
NO, BUT IT SOUNDS LUCKY.

YOU NEVER KNOW. THEY'VE BEEN
BLASTING UP THERE EVERY MORNING.
THIS IS AVALANCHE COUNTRY.

YOU WILLING TO RISK IT?
SURE. WHY NOT?

THAT'S HOW I GOT WHERE I AM--
BY PUTTING IT ON THE LINE.

AVALANCHE COUNTRY.
AVALANCHE COUNTRY,
HERE WE COME.

- [ Audio Stops ]
- NOT MUCH PRIVACY
AROUND HERE.

I'VE GOT THIS THING
ABOUT SECRETS.

YEAH. YOU DON'T WANT
ANYBODY ELSE TO HAVE ANY.

[ Chuckling ]
NOW LOOK, LOOK.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

WE BOTH WANT
TO FIND ROBIN, RIGHT?
WHY DON'T WE JOIN FORCES?

[ Scoffs ]
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.

$5,000 A DAY PLUS EXPENSES.

DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE I'M KIDDING?

PUT A SIGN IN THE WINDOW.
PUT A STACK OF MONEY
NEXT TO IT.

SHE'S VERY DANGEROUS.

$5,000 A DAY
DOESN'T GO VERY FAR
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

YOU GOT A POINT...
AND A NEW EMPLOYEE.

AND ONE CONDITION.
WHAT?

SLADE GOES WITH YOU.

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MONEY.

NOW, IF HE'S NOT WITH YOU,
HE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT...
AND A DEAL.

COME ON, SLADE.

[ Remote Clicks ]
I'VE BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT
GOIN' INTO POLITICS, TOO,

BUT IT COSTS SO DOGGONE
MUCH MONEY THESE DAYS.

WHAT KIND OF FUND-RAISING
TECHNIQUES DOES
THE CONGRESSMAN USE?

[ Wendy ]
I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT THAT PART OF IT.

UH, THERE'S MY PARTNER.
I'VE GOTTA GO.

TOP OF LIFT 7 AT 4:00.
OKAY?
GREAT. I'LL BE THERE.

SEE YOU THEN.

I DON'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING,
BUT I THINK WE'RE BEING
FOLLOWED BY A MOUNTAIN.

THAT'S JUST SLADE--
SPECIAL AIDE
TO THE CONGRESSMAN.

HE'S GONNA HELP US LOOK
FOR THAT DANGEROUS WOMAN,
ROBIN STEVENS.

WHAT?

IN THE BACK, SLADE.
IN THE BACK?

- LIKE THE MAN SAID,
YOU'D BE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
- NOW LISTEN, SEAVERS--

BESIDES, YOU CAN COVER OUR REAR
IN CASE ROBIN TRIES
TO ATTACK FROM BEHIND.

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
GET IN THE BACK,
OR YOU DON'T GO.

I MIGHT HAVE US A LEAD,
BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA BE
VERY TALKATIVE...

IF SHE SEES US HANGING OUT
WITH THIS GUY SLADE.

WELL, STEVENS CLAIMS
THE GIRL YOU WERE TALKING TO
WAS THE REASON ROBIN SHOT HIM.

HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT GIRL
I WAS TALKING TO?

STEVENS HAD YOU
ON CLOSED-CIRCUIT
TELEVISION, WITH SOUND.

OH, TERRIFIC.

YOU MEET WENDY
LIKE YOU PLANNED,

AND I'LL KEEP SLADE
OUT OF THE WAY.

? [ Background: Soft Rock ]

THANK YOU, DARLIN'.
PUT THIS ON HOWIE
MUNSON'S ROOM BILL, HUH?

AH. JACUZZI
FOR THE OUTSIDE,

THEN A LITTLE OF THIS COGNAC
FOR THE INSIDE.

MAYBE I WAS WRONG
ABOUT YOU, SEAVERS.

OH, THIS IS NOT
THE ONLY SURPRISE
I HAVE FOR YOU, DEL.

PEACE?
WELL,
TRUCE ANYWAY, HUH?

- AH, LADIES.
- HI, COLT.
- HOW ARE YOU?

- FRIENDS OF YOURS?
- FRIENDS OF OURS.

LADIES, LADIES.
COME ON DOWN.

OH, THANK YOU.
[ Giggling ]

UH, DEL SLADE,
THIS IS, UH, THUMPER.
HI.

AND THIS IS, UH,
BAMBI HERE.
HI.

- HERE YOU GO.
- WHAT WOULD YOU LADIES
LIKE TO HAVE TO DRINK?

OH, ANYTHING-- AS LONG
AS IT'S NATURAL.
[ Laughs ]

- [ Gunshot ]
- [ Explosion ]
- WHAT WAS THAT?

IT'S AN AVALANCHE!

[ Screams ]
HOWIE!

[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Man On Radio ] ASPEN,
THIS IS PARAMEDIC UNIT 3-NINER.

THE GUY'S IN GOOD SHAPE,
AND HE LED US TO THE GIRL.

WE'RE COMING IN
WITH HER NOW.

[ Man ]
YOUNG LADY'S VERY LUCKY.

SHE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE SORE
FOR A FEW DAYS,
BUT OTHERWISE SHE'S FINE.

CAN I SEE HER?
FOR A MINUTE.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER, SLADE?
- OH, NOTHING. I THINK
I'LL CALL THE CONGRESSMAN.

- HE'LL WANT TO KNOW
WENDY'S OKAY.
- I'M SURE HE WILL.

THANK YOU.
SURE.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
ALIVE, THANKS TO YOU.

I WAS PRETTY WORRIED
ABOUT YOU THERE FOR A WHILE.

[ Knocks ]

WENDY, THIS IS MY PARTNER,
COLT SEAVERS.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU TWO
WERE PRETTY LUCKY, HUH?

LUCKY ISN'T THE WORD
FOR IT.

THE AVALANCHE
WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.

IT WASN'T?

HOWIE, DO YOU REMEMBER
HEARING A LOUD CRACK
AND EXPLOSION...

RIGHT BEFORE
THE AVALANCHE?

YEAH. NOW THAT
YOU MENTION IT,
I DID HEAR ONE.

THAT WAS A SHOT
TO SET OFF
THE DYNAMITE.

DYNAMITE? DO YOU THINK
THE SKI PATROL DID IT?

IT WAS JORDAN.
HE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME.
[ Howie ] WHY?

BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID
YOU'D TELL HOWIE...

SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN HIM AND ROBIN.

YOU WERE THE ONE THAT
SHE FOUND WITH STEVENS,
WEREN'T YOU?

YES, BUT THAT WAS
JUST THE FINAL STRAW.

HE'S NEVER BEEN FAITHFUL
TO HER.

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE,
SOMETHING REALLY BIG.

- ONLY ROBIN KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
- STEVENS THINKS YOU KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT HE WAS AFRAID
YOU'D TELL HOWIE.

THEN ROBIN'S IN MORE DANGER
THAN WE THOUGHT.
WE'VE GOTTA FIND HER.

I GOT A FEW IDEAS
ON WHERE SHE MIGHT BE, BUT--

GREAT, BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT THIS GUY SLADE?
WE'VE GOTTA GET RID OF HIM.

WOULD YOU RING
JODY BANKS'S ROOM, PLEASE?

[ Phone Ringing ]

HELLO.

JODY, IT'S COLT.
HAVE YOU GOT PLANS
THIS EVENING?

YEAH. I'M GOING
OUT TO DINNER WITH JOSH.

COULD YOU MAKE THAT
ANOTHER NIGHT?
WE'VE GOT TO REHEARSE.

REHEARSE WHAT?
REMEMBER THAT BRAWL IN
THE EASTWOOD PICTURE WE DID?

OH.

I JUST TALKED
WITH MY ASSOCIATES
DOWN IN THE HILL COUNTRY.

THEY'RE GETTING READY
TO SEND SOME OF OUR PEOPLE
UP HERE.

I CAN HANDLE MY WIFE.
MAYBE YOU CAN,
BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING IT.

YOU SEE, JORDAN, WE'VE GOT
QUITE A SIZABLE INVESTMENT
AT STAKE HERE.

WE BOUGHT ALL OF THAT PROPERTY
IN YOUR STATE...

BASED ON YOUR ASSURANCE THAT
WHEN YOU'RE ELECTED GOVERNOR,

THE CASINO GAMBLING LAWS
ARE GONNA BE LIBERALIZED.

AND THEY WILL BE.

IF YOU WANT, YOU
CAN PUT A CRAP TABLE
IN MY OUTER OFFICE.

THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, WE'RE
NOT EVEN SURE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE AN OUTER OFFICE--

IN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION,
THAT IS.

NOW, LOOK, UH, REUBEN,

SLADE IS STAYING
CLOSER TO SEAVERS
THAN A NEW SKIN.

ANDY IS SCOURING THE AREA
WHERE ROBIN GREW UP.

HE'S DOING WHATEVER
HE HAS TO DO.

NOW WHAT ELSE
DO I HAVE TO DO
TO SATISFY YOU PEOPLE?

WHY DON'T YOU
SEND ME AN INVITATION
TO YOUR WIFE'S FUNERAL?

[ Howie ] WHERE WE HEADED, COLT?
WE'RE GOING TO ROCK CREEK
WHERE ROBIN GREW UP.

IF SHE'S GOT ANY FRIENDS,
THEY'LL BE HERE.

[ Slade ]
BUT YOU WON'T GET ANY
INFORMATION OUT OF THEM,

BECAUSE I'VE FOUND
THEY'LL TRY TO PROTECT HER.

WHY DON'T YOU
WAIT OUT HERE, SLADE?

SEAVERS, I GOTTA
HAND IT TO YOU.
YOU GOT NERVE.

YOU SAID YOU
ALREADY TRIED IN THERE,
AND YOUR FRIEND CAME BACK.

YEAH. YOU ALREADY
STRUCK OUT TWICE, SLADE.

IF ANYBODY'S GONNA STRIKE OUT,
WE'LL ALL SWING THE BAT, RIGHT?
LET'S GO.

? [ Background: Country ]

HOWDY.
? [ Continues, Indistinct ]

I TOLD YOUR FRIEND I DIDN'T
WANT EITHER ONE OF YOU
IN HERE AGAIN EVER.

WELL, I GUESS
HE FORGOT TO TELL ME.

CAN I BUY EVERYBODY
A NICE, QUIET BEER?

WE JUST RAN OUT
OF BEER.

UH, THIS ISN'T
STARTING TOO WELL, COLT.

I'M AFRAID YOUR FRIEND HERE
ALREADY RUINED YOUR WELCOME.

HE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND.
WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING
FOR THE SAME PERSON.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FIND HER IN HERE.

LISTEN, UH, I'M REALLY
GETTIN' BORED WITH YOU HICKS.

YOU KNOW, CONGRESSMAN STEVENS
WANTS HIS WIFE, AND I'M HERE
TO GET HER.

WE DON'T WANT
THE CONGRESSMAN
TO GET UPSET, DO WE?

YOU'RE JUST
BREAKIN' MY HEART.

- THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE
I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE.
- [ Scoffing ] OH.

COLT SEAVERS!
YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN,
NO-GOOD--

JODY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
OH, I BET YOU CAN EXPLAIN.

LEAVIN' ME WITH
THREE HUNGRY KIDS
FOR THAT WOMAN!

HEY, CUT THAT OUT.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
SHE'S DOIN' JUST FINE.

? [ Continues ]

HEY!

HEY.

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHO TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO HIT LIKE THAT?

YOU DID.
WORKED LIKE A CHARM, COLT.

SLADE'S GONNA BE BUSY
FOR A LONG TIME.

[ Glass Crashing ]
NOW THAT WE GOT RID OF SLADE,
WHERE DO WE FIND ROBIN?

FIRST, WE FIND HER FATHER.

KNOCK IT OFF!
COME ON! KNOCK IT OFF!

[ Jody ]
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND HIM?

HE'S ALWAYS HANGIN'
AROUND ON ROUTE 3.

WHAT IS HE,
A PROFESSIONAL HITCHHIKER?
NO.

MR. WILSON, COLT SEAVERS.
YOU REMEMBER ME?

HIYA, COLT.
NICE SEEIN' YOU AGAIN.

YOUR DAUGHTER'S IN TROUBLE.
I NEED TO FIND HER.

- COULD YOU HELP ME?
- YES, I CAN.

SHE ALWAYS TRUSTED YOU, COLT,
AND SHE SURE COULD USE
YOUR HELP NOW.

[ Howie ]
COLT, THIS IS IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

HOW'D YOU FIND THIS PLACE?
WELL, UH--

COLT, I HEARD THE INSTRUCTIONS,
AND I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU FOUND THIS PLACE.

ROBIN TOOK ME HERE
A COUPLE OF TIMES.

[ Jody ] I KNEW IT.
NO, NO.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

ROBIN WAS INTO NATURE
AND SURVIVAL.

COLT.

HOPE YOU GOT
THREE MORE OF THOSE.

I'M SORRY I RAN OUT.

IF I HAD LET ANDY AND SLADE
TAKE ME BACK TO JORDAN'S HOUSE,
HE WOULD'VE KILLED ME.

BECAUSE YOU CAUGHT HIM
WITH WENDY.

- YOU KNOW ABOUT WENDY?
- WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
THE WHOLE STORY, HUH?

JORDAN GOT INVOLVED
WITH THESE MEN.

THEY STARTED OUT AS LARGE
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTORS.

- THEY WANTED TO BRING A NEW
INDUSTRY INTO THE STATE.
- WHAT KIND OF INDUSTRY?

CASINO GAMBLING.
THAT WASN'T WHAT THEY
SAID AT FIRST, OF COURSE.

NO WONDER STEVENS WANTED
TO SHUT ROBIN UP.

A SCANDAL LIKE THAT
WOULD RUIN HIS CHANCES
OF BECOMING GOVERNOR.

AND HIS BACKERS' CHANCES
OF LEGALIZING CASINO GAMBLING.

WE GOTTA GET YOU TO THE SHERIFF.
THAT'S THE SAFEST PLACE FOR YOU.

NO, COLT. I'M SAFE
RIGHT HERE WHERE I AM.

ROBIN--
NO!
LISTEN TO HIM, ROBIN.

IF HE CAN FIND YOU,
THEY CAN FIND YOU.

- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- DAN'S MY BABY BROTHER.

HE WAS IN THE ARMY
THE SUMMER YOU WERE
UP HERE FILMING.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SLADE
AFTER WE LEFT?

WE CHASED HIM OFF,
LIKE WE THOUGHT
WE CHASED YOU OFF.

- YOU CAME STRAIGHT HERE?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, THAT'S GREAT. ROBIN,
GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.
KID, CHECK OUT FRONT.

[ Gun Cocks ]

NO NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT OUT FRONT, SEAVERS.
THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE.

ANDY, GET YOUR GUN
FROM MRS. STEVENS'S
POCKET, PLEASE.

I WANT YOU TO COLLECT
THEIR SLEEPING BAGS.

I WANT YOU
TO PUT OUT THE FIRE.

OH, BY THE WAY,
I'LL NEED YOUR JACKETS.

- I'M NOT GOING BACK WITH YOU.
- ROBIN, YOU'RE GOING
BACK WITH ME.

AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA
STAY HERE WITH MIKE...

UNTIL WE GET THAT FILM
OUT OF YOUR CAMERA.

YOU CAN'T STRAND THEM OUT HERE.
IT'S 40 MILES BACK TO ASPEN.

I KNOW,
AND THE TEMPERATURE'S
DROPPING VERY FAST.

AND BESIDES THAT,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO SNOW
BEFORE MORNING.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE THEM HERE
TO FREEZE TO DEATH.

OF COURSE I CAN.
LET'S GO.

[ Slade ]
YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT SEAVERS ANYMORE...

WITH MIKE GUARDING HIM
IN THAT CAVE.

[ Howie ] THAT WAS
REALLY SOMETHING THE WAY
YOU DECKED THAT GUY BACK THERE.

IT WAS LIKE OUT OF A MOVIE.
[ Colt ]
IT WAS OUT OF A MOVIE, KID.

[ Jody ]
COLT, I'M COLD,
AND I'M TIRED.

I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN MAKE IT.

JODY, YOU HAVE TO.
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
THIS SURVIVAL SHELTER?

NO, BUT IT WAS
FULLY STOCKED
THE FIRST OF THE WEEK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
FULLY STOCKED?

OH, BLANKETS, SNOWSHOES.
MAYBE EVEN SOME SKIS.

HOW ABOUT A RADIO?

WELL, THERE SHOULD BE
AN EMERGENCY TRANSMITTER
THERE.

[ Jody, Panting ]
GOOD. WE CAN SIGNAL
FOR HELP.

HOW FAST CAN THEY GET HERE?
DEPENDS ON HOW BUSY
THEY ARE.

CONGRESSMAN, THIS IS MIKE.
SEAVERS JUMPED ME,
AND THEY GOT AWAY.

BUT THEY'RE HEADED UP THE TRAIL.
LEADS RIGHT PAST YOUR PLACE.

ROBIN TOLD HIM EVERYTHING.
YOU'LL NEED HELP.

I DON'T HAVE ANY HELP.
NEVER MIND. I'LL TAKE CARE
OF SEAVERS MYSELF.

HURRY UP.
I'M FREEZING.

PLENTY OF BLANKETS,
BUT NO RADIO.

HOW FAR IS IT
TO STEVENS'S CHALET?
IT'S 40 MILES BACK TO ASPEN.

- NO, NOT THAT WAY. THAT WAY.
- THERE IS A PASS
THROUGH THERE, BUT--

IT'S ONLY A FEW MILES,
BUT THEY'RE A ROUGH
FEW MILES.

LIKE I TOLD YOU IN THE CAVE,
IT GOES THROUGH STEVENS'S VALLEY
WHERE HIS HENCHMEN ARE.

MOST OF 'EM SEEM
BUSY THOUGH.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

- DON'T FORGET
IT'S AVALANCHE COUNTRY.
- HERE. TAKE THIS.

HOPE YOU GET TO ROBIN
IN TIME.

- YOU GUYS GONNA BE OKAY?
- WE'LL BE OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.

GOOD LUCK.

[ Gunshot ]

[ Gunshots ]

[ Stevens ]
AVALANCHE!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

[ Starter Grinding ]
[ Andy ] THE CAR'S STALLED!
IT WON'T START!

[ Stevens ] SEAVERS CAN'T
GET AWAY. THE AVALANCHE
IS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM.

[ Loud Rumbling ]

COME ON! QUICK!
GET UNDER THE CAR!

IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!

[ People Screaming ]

[ Rumbling Stops ]
[ People Screaming
In Distance ]

COME ON.
[ Robin Whimpering ]

COME ON. COME ON.
[ Coughing ]

[ Siren Wailing ]
OH, JORDAN.
COME ON!

[ Siren Continues ]

JOSH! JOSH!

IT WAS FANTASTIC!
DID YOU SEE IT?
SEE IT? HELL, I WAS IN IT.

[ Siren Stops ]

[ Siren
Approaching ]

COME ON! QUICK!
GET IN THE AMBULANCE!

IT'S STEVENS AND ROBIN
IN THE AMBULANCE.

LET'S GET GOIN'.

JOSH, THIS JEEP
GOT ANY GUTS?

PLEASE, COLT!
IT'S MY BRAND-NEW JEEP.
DON'T WRECK IT.

[ Tires Screeching ]

JORDAN! LOOK OUT!

JORDAN!
[ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

HELP! HELP!

[ Brakes Squealing ]

GET SOME ROPE, JOSH.
GO AHEAD. I'LL GET IT.

[ Whimpering ]
HELP ME!

[ Colt ]
ROBIN, HANG ON!
JUST HANG STEADY.

I'M ON MY WAY.
HURRY, COLT!

I'M SLIPPING!
I CAN'T HOLD ON!

HURRY, COLT!

IT'S-- IT'S BREAKING!

DON'T PANIC, ROBIN.
I'M ALMOST THERE.

HANG ON, ROBIN.
HANG ON. WE'LL GET YOU.

OH! OH!
[ Whimpers ]

[ Robin Crying ]

I CAN'T...
HOLD ON ANYMORE.
I GOT YA.

[ Crying, Whimpering ]

- A LITTLE MORE LINE, JOSH.
- PLEASE HURRY!

I CAN'T HOLD ON
MUCH LONGER.
STEADY, ROBIN.

JUST AS SOON AS I PUT
THIS ROPE AROUND YOU,
WE'LL PULL YOU UP.

[ Bridge Creaking ]
[ Grunts ]

- [ Josh Straining ]
- COLT!

[ Josh ]
YOU GUYS ARE HEAVY.

[ Colt ]
BOY, I'M GLAD
THAT'S OVER WITH.

YOU CAME THROUGH
FOR ME, JOSH.

I DID, DIDN'T I?
IT FEELS GOOD
TO BE A HERO.

EXCEPT--
EXCEPT WHAT?

EXCEPT I SURE WISH
I HAD IT ON FILM.

I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE THAT JORDAN
COULD'VE SURVIVED THAT.

IF HE HADN'T HIT A DEEP SPOT
IN THAT RIVER WHEN HE FELL FROM
THE AMBULANCE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE.

HOWIE, YOU AND COLT
ARE REAL HEROES.

OH, IT WAS NOTHIN'.

WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE,
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL
THE GRATITUDE YOU CAN HANDLE.

ROBIN, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN JORDAN AND ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WENDY.

I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
DONE ME A BIGGER FAVOR
THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

COLT.

I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'VE DONE.

I HAVE REALLY LEARNED
MY LESSON.

NO MORE FANCY PEOPLE.

I'M GONNA SETTLE DOWN
IN ROCK CREEK AGAIN
WITH MY FAMILY.

CATCH YOU LATER.
BYE-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.
MMM.

COME ON, DAN.

COLT, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE THIS.
LOVE WHAT?

- OUR MOVIE.
- OUR MOVIE? WHAT MOVIE?

IT'S BASED
ON THE LAST TWO DAYS--

KIND OF A MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE,
LIKE TRUFFAUT DID
IN DAY FOR NIGHT.

DOWNHILL TO DEATH.
DON'T YOU LOVE IT?

- I THOUGHT OF THE TITLE.
- CONGRATULATIONS.

BUT I FIGURE WE CAN
COWRITE THE SCRIPT.

I'LL DIRECT, OF COURSE,
AND YOU CAN DO
ALL THE STUNTS.

WE'LL GET BURT AND BOB
AND BARBRA TO STAR.

- WHAT A CAST, HUH?
WHAT A FILM!
- HOLD ON.

THE ONLY SNOW I WANT TO SEE
FROM NOW ON IS ON TELEVISION.

BUT-- BUT I HAVE
A PRODUCER IN L.A.
READY TO TAKE A MEETING.

JOSH, YOU TELL THE PRODUCER
TO TAKE HIS MEETING AND--

NEVER MIND. JUST FORGET IT.
I'LL SEE YOU TWO
BACK AT THE LODGE.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL TALK HIM
INTO IT. COLT. WAIT NOW.
JOSH--

CAN'T WE EVEN
TALK ABOUT IT?
NO, JOSH.

OKAY.
YOU CAN BE CODIRECTOR.

- JOSH--
- I'LL GET YOU
YOUR OWN MOTOR HOME.

- JOSH--
- I'LL EVEN GET YOU
YOUR OWN STUNTMAN.

[ Colt ] OKAY. I ACCEPT. BUT
I WANT YOU TO BE THE STUNTMAN.
[ Josh ] ME, COLT?

THAT'S DANGEROUS.
I COULD GET KILLED.
RIGHT.