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Raise your freak flag.
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This week on "the soup."
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There is a lot on "the bradshaw"
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bunch.
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Trashy.
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Don't be tardy
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they need to be spanked.
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What are you going to do?
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Bring a vibrator?
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I don't know
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who does not want to get
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fired up for lifetime movies
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on the copy, the cows came
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home
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"the soup" starts now.
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Welcome to "the soup."
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Halloween is coming up
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speaking of cheap costumes,
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let's talk about "under cover"
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"boss" with ceo ray blanchett
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proves he's indices disguise.
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Say good-bye to ray
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see you soon, key
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yikes
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here comes Keith.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh my gosh.
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Come give your daddy a kiss
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even if he was not made up
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like that.
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Come give your daddy a kiss
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to your teen daughter is a bit
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too much
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look at his face.
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The only thing he looks like
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disguise is tgi's Friday cheesy
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dip, all preservatives
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come on in.
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- He's going to be eating dinner
- with us today.
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Hello
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fantastic
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hi everyone
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hi, I am ray.
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I can't believe
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did I just call myself gray in
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that room.
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Let's see apple bee's would
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- never make this mistake.
- Who cares.
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It is not like share incognito
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in someone's living room
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hey, I am Cher, wait, I am Kate.
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The ray is the head honcho at
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tgi's Friday
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woman's crush Wednesday.
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This week I am crushing on the
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reason why I will always be
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committed to "90 days fiance."
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I love her so much, annyie
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here she is talking about why
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she's so attracted to David.
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I remember when I told my mom
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I am dating an old guy from
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American, he's a white guy and
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he's bad
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he can't give me any children.
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They said it is up to you.
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You make me sound like I am a
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real pride
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she could married a guy a
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skinny guy giving her a kid.
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She does not mind being
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vulnerable telling her husband
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what she fears the most.
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Well, come and do this.
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I am scared of anything
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and even when you fart at night.
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He's the only person on earth
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who finds the first ten minutes
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of "up" terrifying
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she's so relatable
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every woman is scared of their
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man's aggressive night farts
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tell me the last three
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arguments that you had
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oh my god
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we never really argue
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no.
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You do your job and I do my job.
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- We boom boom together and we are
- good
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they definitely boom boom,
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they're good
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they diplomatdn't even bother
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getting out of bed to do this TV
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show
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thank you, Annie, you make my
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heart boom boom, onto women I
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like to crush, darci and Stacey.
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Stacey has to produce some sort
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of bouquet
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wait a minute, you didn't get
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to do the little bouquet
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right here.
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>>
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>>.
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Stand up, girls
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I am not getting that
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I am catching that broccoli.
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What?
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[ Screams
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eat the broccoli, damn it
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yeah
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- yeah
- >> I am catching that broccoli
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finally something healthy
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about this relationship.
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If you are on "90 days fiance,"
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tlc will film your glamorous
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wedding anywhere in the world.
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If you are on one of a spin off,
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they'll give you a broccoli and
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a bench.
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I can't tell a difference
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between "darce" darcey and Stacey
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now on "dancing with the"
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stars.
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We know ice skating is what he
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fell into first.
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- >> Looking at contemporary
- dance.
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My body is structured to know
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how to do things one way
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Johnny Weir
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he makes it so easy, oh,
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- slippery
- >> that's dancing.
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If at first you don't
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succeed, try and try again and
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tell carianne and Bruno don't
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think you are good enough, send
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you a package.
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If there is anything I am
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cheering for is Ethan's per morm
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performance.
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The stuff I have been taking
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and the stuff I got from Tanya,
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I can be so ripped
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are you kidding me.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, hey
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get out of here.
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This is my spot.
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What's your problem?
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I was here first
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this is mine
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I know now is not the time
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but that spot did be gong to the
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guy in the red car d, not him.
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I guarantee you there is some
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where in that town there is a
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girl waiting to text him
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flawless performance
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you can learn from the best.
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I have been dying lifetime
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- movies since you can smoke on
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God, I miss you.
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At the lifetime school of akingc
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for advance screened death like
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how to stare down on a vehicle
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that's about to kill you on
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impact
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and how to show the pain in your
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face as you realize your vintage
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plane is out of fuel and you are
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going down, down, down
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- >> safety is our number one
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it is not just about the
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death.
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It is abouts the over dramatic
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journey that gets you there.
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This is why we train our body.
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Did your co-star gave you a
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kick
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are you going to ruin?
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No, you are going over the rail
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in slow-motion
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I am going to teach I
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..
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Look, I don't want to brag,
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one out of 20 people taken my
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class graduated on getting
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murdered in "river Dale."
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You minus master must master de
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and
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welcome back, I am digging
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fox's news drama "fillthy" filthy
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a show about unfilthy
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evangelists.
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- >> I am sorry, I don't have time
- tonight.
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I am one rich son-of-a-
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if you never hooked up with a
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sleazy preacher on a private
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jet, you have not lived.
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You can tell he's rich because
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he tucks his under shirt into
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his boxer brief.
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When you find a man without
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pants on, there is only one
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thing to do, make him your sex
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slaves
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Mary millions
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- marry millions is the show for
- you.
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- I don't think they'll be seated
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Reception.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you fin.
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>>.
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I put my skateboard up.
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What kind of board do you
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got?
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No, I don't skateboard.
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I drive in luxury vehicles
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I should definitely have some
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wine
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this is where we are having
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lady's wine night.
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There are sneaky boys in the
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- parking lot.
- Sabotage
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Sabotage
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I can't believe she discuss
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the beasley boys like that
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I want to give in a country
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where 30 years old can
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skateboard without being judged.
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If I can't
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I am glad she's here
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another fierce woman who does
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not pull any punches is Dr. Lee
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on Dr. "Dr. 90210."
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Here she is
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- >> I have been in Los Angeles
- for 31 years
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- The dating pool out here is not
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Nothing is happening
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I am dead from the waist
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down
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trail of sand is what I leave
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- when I walk.
- I want to go to Chicago and walk
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In there and be like hey,
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Chicago.
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What's up.
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We want to take you to like an
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L.A. 7 to Chicago 10
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when people asked her why she
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moved from L.A., the last straw
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was when my doctor told me I was
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a 7.
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L.A. 7 is a Chicago 10 just like
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New York 5 is Florida 12
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the dating scene is bad on L.A.
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But not as rough as "double shot"
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in love.
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Susie, you were so mad that
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during the argument you demanded
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that las return your shoes
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how did you walk back home
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I walked back home barefoot
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in the strip all the time.
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- >> Have you seen these girls
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They got hooks
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oh, now you gone too far.
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When I am stumbling into get
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my own hot dogs but in shoes
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let's talk about a show with
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plenty of hooks and no fake eye
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lashes
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"Alaskan people."
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Bush is cooking again.
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Add a little butter because
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butter makes everything better
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oh, some good butter
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- butter is one of my favorite
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Like to eat from a stick
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I like the texture that it has
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the first couple bites, but like
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the second... two stick of
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butter is too much
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two stick of butter a day
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someone should toss her a
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bouquet of broccoli.
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She's eaten raw onions before
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but at least those are low in
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- calories
- I don't want to shame her.
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A lot of people eat butter by
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the stick.
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- Finally someone is brave enough
- to admit it publicly
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Now we go from two delicious
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sticks of butter to "house
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hunter international."
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What a prize?
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You wanted to squeeze me in
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that box
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- I am an American
- you can't put me in that small
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Of a space and me not go crazy
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I am not living in a shoe
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box.
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She's becoming like a lion.
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>>
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This may be an episode ending
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- with both of them pilking their
- own home
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you know the place may be too
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small when you have to go
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- outside to complain about it
- >> let's move onto some people
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Who have a home with more space.
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Kim is back with her lips with a
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new season of "don't be tired."
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Kim must have her favorite
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coffee creamer or she will die
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ask them if there is still an
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all 50 state
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you know half and half, is it
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sold in all 50 states.
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I am going on a road trip and
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I have like ten creamers
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some stores may carry it and
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some do not.
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We should not risk it
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- >> that was the first call they
- ever gotten.
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The numbers always in the
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back of the carton but no one
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ever called it
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I rather work there where I
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can't believe it is not butter
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call center.
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I remember calling the lucky
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charms number and being let down
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that the person on the phone was
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an Irish-stereotype.
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Kim must have figured out some
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creamer contingency plan
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they make a stop at Nashville.
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You will have to see it to not
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- believe it
- >> look at him please.
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Oh my god
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and this guy just walked by
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go grab him, Matthew
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mcconaughhey
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leave your hat.
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Oh, he's done
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he's down there with the long
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hair, do you see him
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get him
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go cowgirl.
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Wait until you see this
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this is not Matthew
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mcconaughhey
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this may be his dad
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[ laughter ]
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The only two these two have
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in common is they both drive
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Lincoln.
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Can we go full on this guy.
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Come on, that's not him
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I mean how could yo
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welcome back, it never been
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more important than enjoying a
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afternoon drive like a nice
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- shotgun
- shotgun.
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♪
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That is without a doubt the
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coolest profile I have ever
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seen
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"riding dirty" is a perfect song
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for this
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one person that's not excited is
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this cobntest contestant.
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A new car
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Ford escape.
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[ Applause ]
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Is that your dream car?
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- >>
- >>.
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It comes with four-cup
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holders.
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I always dreamt of having
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Ahmad
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a mid-size maroon SUV.
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Let's move from little let down.
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It was on "celebrity family
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feud."
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I think they're starting to run
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out survey questions.
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A speedo should come in a
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pouch so a man can put in what
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put his glasses
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it is crazy he wants eye
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glass that close
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just the idea of someone pulling
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out a condom makes me want to
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live a life of celibacy.
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- "On the
- on "the bradshaw bunch.
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He
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Feed it to me
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omnivore. What's wrong with y
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I am rethinking this whole
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quarantining with family thing
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that's gross.
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That's kwaurquarantine life.
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Your dad swallows a worm and you
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are freaked out.
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Later he eats a caterpillar and
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- p o
- poops out as butterfly
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That's
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