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(thunder crashes)
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♪ ♪
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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,
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under the strict supervision of
heavily-medicated octogenarians.
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I'm gonna need to see
three forms of ID.
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12 if you're a Democrat.
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(cackling)
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Homer, get down here.
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Your vote for president
has never been more important.
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That's today?
Hmm?
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(grunts)
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(scoffs)
So vague.
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You'll get down here this minute
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if you care about
the three things you love most.
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♪ ♪
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Are you picturing the kids?
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Yes, honey mustard.
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(yawns)
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(frantic grunting)
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Hmm, let's see.
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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.
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But president--
that's a stumper.
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Can I write in Judge Judy?
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You're hesitating
over president?
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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget
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everything that's happened
the last four years?
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Hmm.
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I don't know. Not sure
what you're talking about.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that one was just funny.
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Hmm.
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(chuckles)
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That was bad.
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That was worse.
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Someone made that up.
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Yike.
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I got to do something.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm...
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(grunts)
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(spits)
Who you gonna make fun of now,
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late night comics?
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(laughs)
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You slept all day?
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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?
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You owe me
a new pair of glasses.
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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!
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(horn blows)
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♪ ♪
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Uh-oh.
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♪ ♪
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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?
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Almost. I just want a minute
to say goodbye.
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Oh, mm, of course.
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Goodbye.
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♪ You put a dent ♪
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♪ In me ♪
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♪ You soaked my head in pee ♪
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♪ Then you set my feeton fire ♪
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♪ And you threw meunder your front tire ♪
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♪ I'm basically an invalid ♪
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♪ Boy, you are a rotten kid ♪
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♪ I know everything you did ♪
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♪ Yeah, you are a rotten kid ♪
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(whistling)
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♪ You gotno redeeming qualities. ♪
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(Bart humming a tune)
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MARGE: Did you enjoy
saying goodbye to your toys?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.
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Yes, you are.
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- So, as your reward...
- (gasps)
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The new Radioactive Man
action figure!
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With real radioactivity!
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(Geiger counter clicking)
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."
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Uh, Grampa,
where's your scrotum?
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Mm, I think
it's in my other pants.
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Huh.
(humming a tune)
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Finally, a sweet and kind boy
of my own.
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KRUSTY DOLL:
(scoffs) Sweet and kind?
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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.
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JACK (whimpers):
Is he out there?
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Why don't you see for yourself?
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(vocalizes)
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Crank it back! Crank it back!
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(vocalizes)
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Want more proof?
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Meet Over-Stretched Arm-Long,
Tickled-Out Elmeaux,
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and Headless Malibu Stacy.
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Hey, creep.
My eyes are down here.
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(Krusty voice):
Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,
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there's a bomb in that safe
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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.
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(Radioactive Man voice):
Piece of cake.
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Uranium cake.
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HOMER:
Bart, you have to see this.
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They just dumped some mail
on the street
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and there's mail
blowing everywhere.
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(grunts)
Insides melting.
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Decals loosening.
(grunts)
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I will have my rev...
(gargling)
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Homer, always put
a paper towel over...
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It's wine time.
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(moans) His accessories
will go to his widow.
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(cymbals crash)
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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.
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We've got to fight back.
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(all grumbling)
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When I'm through with him,
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his teeth
will be sold separately.
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Even you hate him,
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gift that was never unwrapped?
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- (rattles)
- Oh. So much anger.
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I always thought
you were just a sweater.
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Hey! Ow! Oh!
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BEN MANKIEWICZ:We now return to
The Swellest Slum,
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the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,
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the Puerto Rican seamstress.
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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags
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in the Irish district.
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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.
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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.
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(moans)
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Where am I?
Who are you?
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(grunts)
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My toys.
You're alive?
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Bart Simpson, I'm gonna do
what clowns do best:
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kill.
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Look, guys, I would have
never treated you bad
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if I'd known you had feelings.
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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.
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You're in on this, too?
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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!
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They don't "have me."
I ran away, loser.
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Ow! Ooh!
(grunting)
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?
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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.
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I specialize in...
plastic surgery.
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You kill like a girl.
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(screams)
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Bart? Bart?
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What happened to you?
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(muffled):
I'm Bart Simpson.
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Let's watch
what you want to watch.
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Aah!
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Well, it's pretty
straightforward.
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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,
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he has a Build-A-Bear heart
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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.
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(chuckles)
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(crying)
How did this happen?
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Don't ask, don't Mattel.
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Bart, son, speak to me.
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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.
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Oh!
We've lost him.
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(both crying)
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- No!
- No.
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♪ ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ He lost his human parts ♪
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♪ Now he's nothingbut a big ol' toy ♪
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♪ Lost his chanceto be a human boy ♪
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♪ He's sweet and kind ♪
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♪ But he's got no mind ♪
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♪ This is the end of Bart ♪
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♪ This is the endof Bart ♪
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♪ Happy trails, Bart. ♪
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- (snoring)
- (phone ringing)
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(grunts)
Y'ello?
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MARGE:
Homer, where are you?
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It's Halloween
and we need the candy.
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Who ate all the candy?
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♪ ♪
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Got to get more candy.
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(moans)
Advil?
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Hmm.
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ALL:
Trick or treat.
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Advil?
You know what this means.
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Hey, you kids did say
"trick or treat,"
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so, uh, it's totally legal.
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No candy?
(moans) No candy.
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Aren't you supposed to be
fattening us up?
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I like my children
stringy and tough.
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(whimpers)
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No one's allowed in here!
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Then what are you
doing in here?
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You're right.
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(yelling)
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(pants)
Want some more, punk?
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Listen, machine,
there's no evidence
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that you contain any candy
or take any money.
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But desperate times
call for something something.
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(grunting)
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(grunts) The fact that
you won't take my quarter
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proves you have candy.
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(shouts)
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HOMER-BARBERA:
Hey, Boo Boo,
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let's go steal a picnic meal.
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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer-Barbera,
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a-smarter than
the average Homer.
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(laughs)
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(chuckles) You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.
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Don't tell his estate.
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(both exclaim)
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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.
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Who are you?
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I'm Disney Princess Homer.
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(vocalizes)
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Okay, from now on,
you just sing.
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(caws)
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♪ D'oh. ♪
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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.
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What's Murgatroyd?
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A-nobody knows.
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(static crackling)
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(whooping)
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Konnichiwa!
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This case is gonna
be like Homer's skull:
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hard to crack
and not much inside.
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Of all the wonders
a multiverse might reveal,
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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.
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Six versions
of the local loudmouth
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are terrorizing the town.
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Family-style buffets
have been emptied of everything
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except salad.
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The bowling alleys
have been overbowled.
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And the library?
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(chuckles): Untouched.
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Then they attended
a hockey game.
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Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.
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Hey! What's this new gig
I'm going to?
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Because...
(screaming)
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BROCKMAN:They even starteda doo-wop group.
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♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪
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♪ Oh, lolli, lolli-la ♪
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♪ Lollipop ♪
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(sucking, choking)
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♪ Ba-dum-bum-bum. ♪
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We've got to bring those Homies
here, where they'll be safe.
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How you gonna do that?
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Well, I'll be!
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Which one of you
will give your old dad a hug?
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- Not me.
- Not me.
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Not me.
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Hell no!
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Hmm. I wonder
if this has anything to do
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with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.
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(chiming)
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(soft melody playing)
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Little girl,
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people might understand you
better if you sang.
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♪ Look at this ♪
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♪ A flash in the sky ♪
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Oh, brother.
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♪ Will it open up ♪
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♪ And drop me a guy? ♪
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♪ I want to bewhere the Twinkies are ♪
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Dad!
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♪ Where the fruit pies lie ♪
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♪ And the Ding Dongs do it ♪
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Fine.
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♪ Dad ♪
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♪ You tore a holein the space-time continuum ♪
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00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,791
(gasps)
266
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,228
♪ Allowing Homersfrom other dimensions ♪
267
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,429
♪ To seep into ♪
268
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,666
♪ Our universe. ♪
269
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,268
Happy Halloween-o,
neighborino.
270
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,370
Eat lead, Ned.
271
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,206
I forgive you!
272
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,444
♪ Eat ♪
273
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,981
♪ The bacon. ♪
274
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,355
- (overlapping chatter)
- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.
275
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:41,059
This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.
276
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,495
Yeah? Try following them all
into the bathroom.
277
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,597
Why, you little...
278
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,437
Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,
279
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,973
all of you Homers have
to get back to the nuclear plant
280
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,876
and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.
281
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,344
- Or what?
- You're gonna die!
282
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,080
Again and again
and again and again.
283
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,982
That doesn't sound so bad.
284
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,617
- And again.
- (yelps)
285
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,088
Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.
286
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,556
Not so fast.
287
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,692
Exit-a, stage left.
288
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,262
I can't let you
close the portal.
289
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,931
It's the ultimate form
of cheap undocumented labor.
290
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,733
Sure, you get a couple of these.
291
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,135
But it's worth it.
292
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,337
You can't stop us,
corpse blossom.
293
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,773
There's one of you
and six of us.
294
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,342
Really?
Would you like to count again?
295
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,478
♪ ♪
296
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,649
Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.
297
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,552
And the Smitherverse
to nod and take copious notes.
298
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,654
♪ ♪
299
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,540
Excellent.
300
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,642
Each of you is more evil
than the last.
301
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,145
But I'm still
the richest, right?
302
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,546
In my dimension,
303
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,714
you're Smithers' sidekick.
304
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,516
Oh! In that case...
305
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,284
(grunts)
306
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,062
Finally.
I'm with the only Homer
307
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,130
I ever wanted.
308
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,832
Say, sweetheart,
309
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,467
park your lips in this garage.
310
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,769
Mmm...
311
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,506
Heavens to Marge-atroyd!
312
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,743
Exit-a, stage right!
313
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,145
Oh...
314
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,583
up,
gotta get out, gotta get home ♪
315
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,352
♪ Before the morning comes ♪
316
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,687
♪ What if I'm late,got a big date ♪
317
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,757
♪ Gotta get homebefore the sun comes up. ♪
318
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,759
Dear log, at midnight,
319
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,629
I turn nine,
halfway to adulthood.
320
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,565
(gasps) Am I ready
to put Night Night Moon
321
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,067
in the hand-me-down box?
322
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,040
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!
323
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,175
Come down before your father
steals some icing
324
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,176
with his finger!
325
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,177
HOMER:
Too late!
326
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,014
(sighs)
Buck up, former kiddo.
327
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,350
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.
328
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,518
Yay.
329
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,487
(sighs)
330
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,493
Oh...
331
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,563
(sighs)
332
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,466
Worm. Snake.
333
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,535
Cigar. Two-by-four.
334
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,103
Huh?
335
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,772
Nice party, Lisa.
336
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,541
Didn't realize
the theme was being a loser.
337
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,511
My party is not full
of losers.
338
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,579
I can burp magic.
339
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:49,747
(burps)
340
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,350
(sighs)
Somebody kill me now.
341
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,919
- (tires screech)
- Oh!
342
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,021
♪ ♪
343
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,159
(gasps)
Oh, my God! I'm alive!
344
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,927
It must have been a dream.
345
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,496
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!
346
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,765
Come down before your father
steals some icing
347
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,766
with his finger!
348
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,034
HOMER:
Too late!
349
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,503
Worm. Snake.
350
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,872
Cigar. Two-by-four.
351
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,040
Huh?
352
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,508
Everything's the same.
353
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,210
Nice party, Lisa.
354
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,478
Didn't realize the theme was...
355
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,646
Save it, Sherri.
356
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,047
I'm not a loser.
357
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,249
How did she know
what I was gonna say?
358
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,618
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?
359
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,088
(gasps)
I changed what happened.
360
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,424
Which means
I can change my fate.
361
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,126
Sorry, Milhouse.
362
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,260
(tires screech)
363
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,730
My inside's full of owies!
364
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,465
Okay, you killed a kid.
365
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,369
You better do really well
on the written portion.
366
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,138
(chuckles)
How do you like me now, karma?
367
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,173
We need to talk.
368
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,309
Not now.
I just escaped death.
369
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh! It's so exhilarating.
370
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,613
I can grow up
and create a cure for...
371
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,915
♪ ♪
372
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,752
(gasps)
Oh. Back at the same beginning?
373
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,086
Okay. Okay.
374
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,454
I can solve this,
I can solve this,
375
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,456
I can solve this!
(grunts)
376
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,824
(shouts)
377
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:08,926
♪ ♪
378
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,428
(gasps)
379
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,097
(quietly):
Okay. To repeat,
380
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,200
I can solve this.
381
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,939
MARGE:
Lisa!
382
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,508
I know! I know!
383
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,510
Dad's gonna steal some icing!
384
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,511
HOMER:
Too late!
385
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,512
Got to talk fast.
386
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,813
We're both caught
in repeating time loops
387
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,214
where we die at the end.
388
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
RALPH:
I can burp magic.
389
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,351
Take two steps back, Ralph.
390
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,086
- Okay.
- (tires screech)
391
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,454
(crash)
392
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,122
(burps)
393
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,257
Trust me.
394
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,959
That helps us on so many levels.
395
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,429
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together
396
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,563
to save each other.
397
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,465
Boo-yeah!
(grunts)
398
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,534
(buzzing)
399
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,269
(sighs)
I guess that means
400
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,005
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?
401
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,140
Okay.
402
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,508
There's other alternatives!
403
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,510
Now you tell me!
404
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,412
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
405
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,982
♪ Gotta get homebefore the morning comes ♪
406
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,918
♪ What if I'm late,got a big date ♪
407
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,521
♪ Gotta get homebefore the sun comes up ♪
408
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,190
♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
409
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,624
♪ Sorry can't stay ♪
410
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,226
♪ I gotta run. ♪
411
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,528
That's what I forgot
to screw in.
412
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,630
I'm glad we don't stay dead,
413
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,566
but this is getting
pretty annoying.
414
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,567
We need help.
415
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,801
Yes, we do.
416
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,536
And there's one man in town
417
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,005
who can help us
with time and eternity.
418
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,708
(organ playing)
419
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,144
Yes, you've come
to the right place.
420
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,879
The temporal loop
is simultaneously
421
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,382
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.
422
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,084
Now, let me look
at my black mirror.
423
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,352
That's not a reference.
424
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,454
It's just, uh...
It's filthy.
425
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,691
Uh-huh.
So, how do we break the cycle?
426
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,392
I can tell you
what you seek to know,
427
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,827
but my price is...
428
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,129
One breakfast burrito,
429
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,263
all yolk, double bacon.
430
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,631
(gasps)
How did you...
431
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,267
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.
432
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,769
We've given you 987 burritos.
433
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:02,573
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?
434
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,511
All right.
Here you go.
435
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,081
Temporal loops are broken
by being nice in Groundhog Day,
436
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,083
saving the whales
in Star Trek IV,
437
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,452
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"
438
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,953
in the knock-knock joke.
439
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,722
And in the case
of the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
440
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,957
it was stopped
by poor box office.
441
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,425
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.
442
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,128
Very... very deadly.
443
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,130
But we've tried all those.
444
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,166
I know this.
You two must each
445
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,267
use your special powers
446
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,268
to help the other,
447
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,970
like Superman and Batman.
448
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,438
Okay. I've got it.
449
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,541
My special power is insight,
450
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,376
and my insight into you is
451
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,645
we need to find
your missing father.
452
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,781
Or we could just kill Gil.
453
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,885
38-degree angle!
454
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,187
(grunts)
455
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,488
(grunts)
456
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,957
(gasps)
We're alive.
457
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,126
The loop is broken!
458
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,095
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.
459
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,597
I'll miss you.
460
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,299
Thank you, Nelson.
461
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,367
You helped me be okay
with turning nine.
462
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,102
Once I get out of this loop,
463
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,538
I have the rest of my life
ahead of me.
464
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,474
And, as usual,
I've learned nothing!
465
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,144
(sighs)
466
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,480
- Mm, mm, mm!
- (grumbles)
467
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,550
Mom, I learned something
really important.
468
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,252
No day is ever perfect,
469
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,355
so just enjoy the day
that you have.
470
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,791
ALL:
Happy birthday, Lisa!
471
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,260
(gasps)
I'm finally nine!
472
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,929
And the universe
is back to normal.
473
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:36,334
(chuckles) Now I can watch
the food go in and out.
474
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,681
(woman shrieks)
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