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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:21,776 New York City. 2 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,873 He wants to see what's there. 3 00:00:23,949 --> 00:00:25,780 I can tell him what's there. 4 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:29,287 I don't know how… when you've never been. 5 00:00:36,929 --> 00:00:38,988 ♪ Think of it, 'ey ♪ 6 00:00:39,065 --> 00:00:42,501 ♪ The world's in the palm ♪ ♪ of my hand ♪ 7 00:00:44,804 --> 00:00:46,965 ♪ Run a comb through my hair ♪ 8 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:51,567 ♪ Headin' out for ♪ ♪ some new foreign land ♪ 9 00:00:53,112 --> 00:00:57,014 ♪ And all this could seem ♪ ♪ like a dream out the door ♪ 10 00:00:57,083 --> 00:01:01,315 ♪ With everyday people ♪ ♪ face down on the floor ♪ 11 00:01:01,387 --> 00:01:06,188 ♪ I always said I could make it ♪ ♪ and be who I am ♪ 12 00:01:08,661 --> 00:01:10,686 ♪ There's a new look ♪ ♪ in sight ♪ 13 00:01:10,763 --> 00:01:15,462 ♪ What a change ♪ ♪ for the new modern man ♪ 14 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:27,706 Well, Toto, I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. 15 00:01:29,515 --> 00:01:33,417 I can't figure out why he'd want to go to New York when we got everything here. 16 00:01:33,486 --> 00:01:37,013 Somethin' I have to do, Dad. 17 00:01:37,089 --> 00:01:39,284 Did you pack an iron like I told you to? 18 00:01:39,358 --> 00:01:40,655 Mom. 19 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,752 You're gonna walk around wrinkled in New York if you don't. 20 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:48,266 Elmer Whitfield's cousin Carlton went off to New York a normal boy. 21 00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:51,269 Came back with his head shaved and an earring stuck in his cheek. 22 00:01:51,337 --> 00:01:55,068 ♪ With all this it seems ♪ ♪ like I'm dyin' for more ♪ 23 00:01:55,141 --> 00:01:59,100 ♪ The streets are on fire ♪ ♪ Never seen it before ♪ 24 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:03,012 ♪ It's like the sound ♪ ♪ of electric guitars ♪ 25 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:11,217 ♪ Worlds collide ♪ ♪ and hearts will be broken ♪ 26 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:14,817 ♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ it's the same every day ♪ 27 00:02:14,894 --> 00:02:18,625 ♪ How can I say ♪ ♪ what has never concerned me ♪ 28 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:21,632 ♪ The secret of my success ♪ 29 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,328 ♪ Is I'm livin' ♪ 30 00:02:25,638 --> 00:02:30,302 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 31 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:32,469 Mom, there's a whole world out there. 32 00:02:32,545 --> 00:02:35,036 I mean, big, exciting. 33 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,844 I got a nice, small apartment lined up. 34 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,976 I got a great job. 35 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:42,247 I wanna make lots of money. 36 00:02:42,321 --> 00:02:46,121 I want to have a meaningful experience with an incredibly beautiful woman. 37 00:02:46,192 --> 00:02:49,719 I can't even take a woman like that to a small apartment. 38 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,320 - I gotta get a penthouse. - A penthouse? 39 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:55,925 With a Jacuzzi in it. 40 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,970 Doin' this for you as much for me, Mom. 41 00:02:59,038 --> 00:03:02,098 All those years of college, they're gonna start payin' off. 42 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,013 ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ 43 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:22,322 ♪ Worlds collide ♪ ♪ and hearts will be broken ♪ 44 00:03:22,394 --> 00:03:25,852 ♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ it's the same every day ♪ 45 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:30,698 ♪ How can I say ♪ ♪ what has never concerned me ♪ 46 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:34,227 ♪ The secret of my success ♪ ♪ is I'm livin' ♪ 47 00:03:37,309 --> 00:03:42,680 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 48 00:03:46,953 --> 00:03:48,887 ♪ It's amazing to me ♪ 49 00:03:48,955 --> 00:03:52,755 ♪ What a fool will believe ♪ ♪ to get by ♪ 50 00:03:55,595 --> 00:03:58,530 ♪ Changing your life ♪ 51 00:03:58,598 --> 00:04:01,692 ♪ I can live, I can fly ♪ 52 00:04:01,768 --> 00:04:04,931 - Back! - ♪ The harder they come ♪ 53 00:04:05,005 --> 00:04:06,939 ♪ The harder they fall ♪ 54 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:10,943 ♪ I never say maybe ♪ ♪ and I go for it all ♪ 55 00:04:11,011 --> 00:04:15,141 ♪ Just like the sound ♪ ♪ of electric guitars ♪ 56 00:04:19,653 --> 00:04:21,052 All right, listen up. 57 00:04:21,087 --> 00:04:24,716 If there are any bugs in here or rats or anything that has more legs than I do, 58 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:27,726 you just stay on your side of the room, okay? 59 00:04:27,794 --> 00:04:30,388 I'll stay on mine. 60 00:04:30,463 --> 00:04:34,763 I should warn you. I'm packing an iron. 61 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:37,894 You weren't listening. 62 00:04:37,971 --> 00:04:44,604 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 63 00:04:53,953 --> 00:04:55,352 ♪ The secret of my success ♪ ♪ is I'm livin' ♪ 64 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:57,913 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 65 00:04:57,991 --> 00:05:00,551 Darling, please pack it as fast as you can. 66 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:03,187 - Mr. Forbush? - Not me! He's two doors down the hall. 67 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:05,697 Into the shredder as fast as possible. 68 00:05:08,468 --> 00:05:11,631 - Mr. Forbush. - Yep. 69 00:05:11,705 --> 00:05:14,469 Hi, I'm Brantley Foster from Kansas. 70 00:05:14,541 --> 00:05:17,169 - You hired me. I start work here today. - You're fired, kid. Sorry. 71 00:05:17,243 --> 00:05:19,837 We all saw it coming, but we looked for some kind of miracle. 72 00:05:19,913 --> 00:05:21,847 Miracle never happened. 73 00:05:21,915 --> 00:05:23,849 - What did happen? - Hostile takeover. 74 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:27,080 Ninety percent of the people in this building are out on the street. 75 00:05:27,153 --> 00:05:30,418 You are one of those 90%. Tough break. 76 00:05:31,658 --> 00:05:35,594 Mr. Forbush, I was counting on this job. What do I do now? 77 00:05:35,662 --> 00:05:37,960 Punt! 78 00:05:43,269 --> 00:05:45,430 Okay, New York, 79 00:05:45,505 --> 00:05:49,771 if this is the way you want it, okay. 80 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:52,710 - I'm sorry, Mister… - Foster. 81 00:05:52,779 --> 00:05:55,577 I'm sorry, Mr. Foster. We need someone with experience. 82 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:59,550 How can I get experience until I get a job that gives me experience? 83 00:05:59,619 --> 00:06:02,087 If we gave you a job just to give you experience, 84 00:06:02,155 --> 00:06:05,090 you'd take that experience and get a better job. 85 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:07,149 Then that experience would benefit someone else. 86 00:06:07,227 --> 00:06:10,162 But I was trained in college to handle a job like this. 87 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:13,358 So in a sense, I already have experience. 88 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,367 What you've got is college experience, 89 00:06:15,435 --> 00:06:19,064 not the practical, hard-nosed business experience we're looking for. 90 00:06:19,139 --> 00:06:22,336 If you'd joined our training program out of high school, you'd be qualified now. 91 00:06:22,409 --> 00:06:26,869 - Then why'd I go to college? - Had fun, didn't you? 92 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,741 What impresses me most… 93 00:06:31,818 --> 00:06:35,219 is the amount of experience you picked up while still attending college. 94 00:06:35,288 --> 00:06:38,451 Well, ma'am, I knew all those years of college… 95 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:42,427 would be worthless without practical, hard-nosed business experience. 96 00:06:42,495 --> 00:06:45,987 "Assistant personnel manager, J. Hall Communications. 97 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:49,193 "Junior purchasing agent, Midland Furniture. 98 00:06:49,269 --> 00:06:52,670 Vice President in Charge of Production, Central Manufacturing." 99 00:06:52,739 --> 00:06:54,104 Outstanding. 100 00:06:56,276 --> 00:06:59,268 You're not gonna tell me I have too much experience, are ya? 101 00:06:59,345 --> 00:07:01,745 Certainly not, you're perfect for the job. 102 00:07:01,815 --> 00:07:03,407 - Great! - Except… 103 00:07:03,483 --> 00:07:05,951 No. No exceptions. 104 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:08,180 I want this job. I need it. I can do it. 105 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:10,620 Everywhere I've been today there's always been something wrong. 106 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,885 Too young, too old, too short, too tall. 107 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,893 Whatever the exception is, I can fix it. 108 00:07:14,961 --> 00:07:17,589 I can be older. I can be taller. I can be anything. 109 00:07:17,664 --> 00:07:19,757 Can you be a minority woman? 110 00:07:22,302 --> 00:07:25,999 - Mom, I'm doin' great. - Is it dirty? Are the people rude? 111 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,870 No, this town is terrific. The people are really nice. 112 00:07:28,942 --> 00:07:32,207 - That's good. What about your job? - Job? Hey! 113 00:07:32,278 --> 00:07:36,305 I got a fantastic office, got a gorgeous secretary. The works. 114 00:07:36,382 --> 00:07:39,783 - We don't care if she's gorgeous. Is she any good? - What? 115 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:43,380 - You heard me. Can she type? - Ma, of course she can type. 116 00:07:43,456 --> 00:07:47,893 Some can't, you know. Is it safe there? You haven't been robbed? 117 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,327 Ma, will you quit worryin'. There is no danger. 118 00:07:50,396 --> 00:07:54,492 - But New York is… - New York is like Kansas intensified. 119 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:56,262 ¡Policía! 120 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:58,634 - What? - What's that? Something the matter? 121 00:07:58,705 --> 00:08:01,173 Oh, no, Mom, that's just the TV. 122 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:04,005 - It sounds so real. - It's Miami Vice. 123 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:05,908 Turn the sound down. It's too loud. 124 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:09,107 Uh, Ma, it's broken. The knob came off in my hand. 125 00:08:09,182 --> 00:08:13,448 Goodness. Well, what about Uncle Howard? Did you call him? 126 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,114 Uncle Howard! Uh, yeah, the phone number. 127 00:08:16,189 --> 00:08:19,420 Well, you still have the number, don't you? 128 00:08:19,492 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh, yeah. I got it right here. 129 00:08:22,028 --> 00:08:25,122 Are you all right? You seem distracted? 130 00:08:25,198 --> 00:08:27,462 - They just totaled a Ferrari. - But Uncle Howard? 131 00:08:27,534 --> 00:08:31,868 - Did you call him? - No, I haven't had a chance yet. 132 00:08:31,938 --> 00:08:35,635 - Will you try to see him? - I'll probably bump into him at the Country Club. 133 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:38,199 Get the TV fixed, dear. 134 00:08:38,278 --> 00:08:43,477 - Yeah. Listen, I gotta go. Okay? - Okay. 135 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:46,280 - Give Dad my love. - I will, dear. I love you, Brantley. 136 00:08:46,352 --> 00:08:50,186 - I love you too, Mom. Bye-bye. - Bye! 137 00:08:50,256 --> 00:08:52,224 They got 'em. 138 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:21,680 ♪ The light is in my eyes ♪ 139 00:09:23,923 --> 00:09:26,949 ♪ How can I see through ♪ 140 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:30,928 ♪ What do I hold on to ♪ 141 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:36,531 Well, at least let me buy you an airline ticket. 142 00:09:36,603 --> 00:09:38,730 Dad, I'm gonna do this on my own. 143 00:09:38,805 --> 00:09:41,501 But you did make it a round-trip ticket? 144 00:09:41,574 --> 00:09:44,941 Yeah. I'm not gonna need it. 145 00:09:45,011 --> 00:09:48,276 No, when I come back to Kansas, I'm comin' back in my own jet. 146 00:09:48,348 --> 00:09:52,751 ♪ It seems like the world ♪ ♪ is upside down ♪ 147 00:09:52,819 --> 00:09:55,947 ♪ Don't know where ♪ ♪ I'm goin' to ♪ 148 00:09:56,022 --> 00:10:00,584 ♪ But you know I'd turn it ♪ ♪ all around ♪ 149 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:05,427 ♪ It's just something ♪ ♪ I've got to do ♪ 150 00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:10,299 Take this. It's Uncle Howard's phone number in New York. 151 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,531 I got an uncle in New York? 152 00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:15,403 My cousin Ellen married his half-sister's nephew… 153 00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:18,309 before she got bit by that dog and died. 154 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:20,643 But he's still kin, and kin is kin. 155 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:27,013 Hi. 156 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:29,675 I'd like to see Mr. Prescott, please. 157 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,048 Do you have an appointment? 158 00:11:32,119 --> 00:11:35,054 I tried to get one, but I couldn't, so I thought I'd surprise him. 159 00:11:35,122 --> 00:11:37,556 Mr. Prescott doesn't like surprises. 160 00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:40,718 - Everybody likes surprises. - Not Mr. Prescott. 161 00:11:42,029 --> 00:11:44,827 - You can leave your name. - Uh, Brantley Foster. 162 00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:49,494 - Of? - S-T-E-R. Of, uh, Kansas. 163 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:52,539 Of what company? 164 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:55,541 What do you wanna see Mr. Prescott about? 165 00:11:58,078 --> 00:12:00,342 About being his nephew. 166 00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:03,178 Oh. Well, why don't you have a seat? 167 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,741 I'll see if I can work you into Mr. Prescott's schedule. 168 00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:07,252 Thank you. 169 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:34,239 Give Uncle Howard my card. 170 00:12:41,855 --> 00:12:44,085 Are you really Mr. Prescott's nephew? 171 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,151 In a roundabout sort of way. 172 00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:51,595 You sons of bitches don't have a half a brain between you! 173 00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:54,930 I'm looking at a $300 million deficit here… 174 00:12:55,002 --> 00:12:58,301 because you idiots didn't anticipate the needs of a changing market! 175 00:12:58,372 --> 00:13:01,307 - Uncle Howard? - Now, get out, all of you! 176 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,639 And bring me back some new ideas that'll work! 177 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:07,510 Or I'll have your heads mounted on my wall! 178 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:10,209 - Geez, he's gonna burst a blood vessel. - Yeah, wishful thinking. 179 00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:13,619 I'll see if I can get you in now. 180 00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:16,485 Thank you. 181 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:18,787 It can't be good for his heart to shout that way. 182 00:13:18,859 --> 00:13:20,793 He doesn't have a heart. 183 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,823 - What, Maureen, what? - Brantley Foster is here to see you. 184 00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:27,366 I don't know any Brantley Foster. 185 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:30,403 - Your nephew from Kansas. - Who? 186 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:33,735 - He says he's your nephew from Kansas. - Kansas? 187 00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:36,867 L… But, Maureen… 188 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,581 Mr. Prescott will see you now. 189 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:52,752 Clever. So you're one of the Kansas Fosters, huh? 190 00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:55,294 Shirttail relative, to say the least. 191 00:13:55,362 --> 00:14:00,857 I know you probably told your secretary to get me outta here in five minutes. 192 00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:02,834 - Two. - Right. 193 00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:06,999 So I'll get right to the point. 194 00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:09,099 I need a job, Uncle Howard. 195 00:14:09,176 --> 00:14:11,303 Around here, I'm Mr. Prescott. 196 00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:14,313 Do you have any idea what we do here? 197 00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:15,814 Yes, sir. 198 00:14:15,883 --> 00:14:19,080 Pemrose is a multinational conglomerate with 27 different divisions. 199 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:22,519 Products ranging from dog food to guided missile systems. 200 00:14:22,589 --> 00:14:25,183 There are 30,000 people working in this building alone. 201 00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:28,490 Their accumulated salary is higher than the gross national product… 202 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:31,224 of half the nations on the Common Market. 203 00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:36,258 Last year we borrowed more money from banks than Mexico did. 204 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:41,569 It's a great company, Uncle… Mr. Prescott. That's why I'm here. 205 00:14:43,277 --> 00:14:47,043 What can you do for us, Brantley? What experience have you had? 206 00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:51,710 Practically none. 207 00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:57,148 But I believe in myself. Doesn't that count for something? 208 00:14:57,224 --> 00:15:00,523 Deep inside, I know I can do anything if I just get a chance. 209 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:06,623 Think back to when you were my age. 210 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,260 Remember how you felt when you went after that first job. 211 00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:12,863 Remember how you wanted it so badly you couldn't sleep the night before the interview. 212 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:17,206 Remember how crushed you were when the guy said, "What kind of experience have you got?" 213 00:15:18,512 --> 00:15:21,504 You wanted to shake your fists and say, 214 00:15:21,581 --> 00:15:24,914 I can do anything if I can just get a chance. 215 00:15:26,253 --> 00:15:28,687 They're ready for you in the boardroom, Mr. Prescott. 216 00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:35,456 Call Bates in Personnel. Tell him I'm sending somebody up. 217 00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:39,158 Well, you're in the front door, kid. 218 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:41,700 What you do on this side of it is up to you. 219 00:15:45,672 --> 00:15:49,802 Congratulations. He really must have taken a shine to you. 220 00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:53,277 Thanks. He's a warm guy. 221 00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,981 May I? 222 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,424 You can't come in here, Bozo. Take your crap to the mail slot. 223 00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:53,330 I work here. Just started. 224 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:56,859 What do you want, an engraved invitation? Come on, come on. 225 00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:01,841 - Brantley, huh? - Yeah. 226 00:18:01,909 --> 00:18:03,900 Somebody gave you that name? 227 00:18:04,645 --> 00:18:07,773 Aw, Jesus, a college puke. This really makes my day. 228 00:18:07,849 --> 00:18:10,215 - Well, you're welcome. - Melrose, get over here! 229 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,282 - Listen to what he says, then do what he does. - Right. 230 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:22,023 Stay out of my way. Don't use the stamp machine for personal letters. 231 00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:24,894 Take off that stupid-looking tie. 232 00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,400 - You got any questions? - Yeah. What do I call you? 233 00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:28,799 Call me God. 234 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,929 Got a problem, Boss? I'm your man. 235 00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:33,064 Show the college puke the ropes and keep him outta my face. 236 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:35,609 His name is… Brantley. 237 00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:39,112 All right, kid. Follow me. 238 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,581 Brantley, stick with me and everything's gonna be copacetic. 239 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,915 Twice a day you deliver. Like a mailman, you pick up whatever's goin' out. 240 00:18:45,987 --> 00:18:49,081 I can do it in 30 minutes. Rattigan thinks it takes me two hours. 241 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,588 What's this department? What do they do here? 242 00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:55,925 Who knows? This place is a zoo. Nobody knows what anybody else is doin'. 243 00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:58,056 Can you get promoted out of the mail room? 244 00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:01,761 You can't even get paroled out of the mail room. Excuse me, dear. 245 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:05,135 Good morning. 246 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,936 - Nix. - What? 247 00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:10,569 - Good morning. - Look, not the suits. 248 00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:13,512 - What do you mean? - Excuse me, sir. 249 00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:15,811 - Good morning. - Look, not the suits, man. 250 00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:19,842 You never consort with the suits, unless they consort with you first. 251 00:19:19,921 --> 00:19:23,413 That's ridiculous. He's a person. I'm a person. I can't say hello? 252 00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:24,981 He's not a person, he's a suit. 253 00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:28,358 You're mail room. No consorting. Come on. 254 00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:32,289 We're entering a sensitive zone. 255 00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:34,425 This guy in that office just got canned. 256 00:19:34,502 --> 00:19:37,437 Mail room knew about it on Friday. He just found out today. 257 00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:40,269 No kidding. Is his job still open? 258 00:19:40,341 --> 00:19:43,003 No, man, an economic cutback. His job was dissolved. 259 00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:45,375 About two dozen suits got the ax. 260 00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:51,810 Quit trying to consort. Come on. 261 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,059 All right, the yellow ones go to Purchasing. 262 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:01,788 All the white ones are a bunch of suits talkin' to themselves. 263 00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:11,432 You're supposed to deliver 'em, not read 'em. 264 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:14,065 Some of this stuff doesn't make any sense. 265 00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:16,075 They send requisitions through two departments… 266 00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,610 to get procurements for a third. 267 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,839 - What kind of thinking is that? - That's suit thinking. 268 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,371 Something happens to a man when he puts on a necktie. 269 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:24,384 Cuts off all the oxygen to his brain. 270 00:20:26,988 --> 00:20:31,118 You crazy? You're not supposed to take the memos out of the mail room. 271 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:33,558 I can't follow a chain of command in this company. 272 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:37,621 They got the right title, but their job assignments and objectives are screwed… 273 00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:40,292 - Look at this. Jesus. Purchasing. - What? 274 00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:43,064 It's a joke. They've got two people doin' basically the same job. 275 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,297 Neither one of them is doin' it right. 276 00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:46,636 I'll bring it up at the next stockholders meeting. 277 00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:49,234 - Would you put these things away? - Whoa, Melrose. 278 00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:53,910 How ya doin'? We've been gettin' a lot of requests in the mail room… 279 00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:57,144 for stockholder information, company assets, expenditures. 280 00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:59,846 - Anything you can give us. - You're kidding? 281 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,083 Any of this research you want, you can have. 282 00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:05,751 - Take it all. - Thanks very much. 283 00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:09,523 ♪ Feelin' all right ♪ ♪ It's the same with me too ♪ 284 00:21:09,597 --> 00:21:13,363 ♪ There's something ♪ ♪ that's taken a hold of us all ♪ 285 00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:16,096 ♪ What we say and we do ♪ 286 00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:20,500 ♪ Just look at our lives ♪ 287 00:21:21,909 --> 00:21:26,005 ♪ We run through the day ♪ ♪ We stare at the night ♪ 288 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,139 ♪ As you head for the noises ♪ 289 00:21:28,215 --> 00:21:32,743 ♪ For me, well, it's just ♪ ♪ like the Fourth of July ♪ 290 00:21:34,522 --> 00:21:38,481 ♪ Maybe it's change ♪ ♪ or the time of the year ♪ 291 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:42,757 ♪ Or is it the way ♪ ♪ that you hold me so near ♪ 292 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:48,325 ♪ Oh, I swear ♪ ♪ it's the price of love ♪ 293 00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:57,806 ♪ I swear ♪ ♪ it's the price of love ♪ 294 00:22:03,284 --> 00:22:07,448 ♪ Now I gaze at the lights ♪ ♪ Our hearts show the way ♪ 295 00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:11,423 ♪ For a moment I swear ♪ ♪ it was heaven right there ♪ 296 00:22:11,492 --> 00:22:15,519 ♪ I'm at war on this day ♪ 297 00:22:24,138 --> 00:22:27,107 She's the most incredible-looking woman I've ever seen in my life. 298 00:22:27,174 --> 00:22:31,508 She's a Rolls-Royce, but she's also a suit. 299 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:35,816 What's she like? What do you know about her? 300 00:22:35,883 --> 00:22:38,181 I know enough never to consort with the suits, pal. 301 00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:42,382 - Even when they do have legs like hers. - You know more than that. 302 00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:43,650 Her name is Christy Wills. 303 00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:46,522 She's supposed to be some sort of financial wizard. 304 00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:48,892 Harvard, all that crap. 305 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,999 And forget it. 306 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:56,798 ♪ I swear ♪ ♪ it's the price of love ♪ 307 00:22:58,706 --> 00:23:01,106 ♪ Price of love ♪ 308 00:23:01,175 --> 00:23:05,475 ♪ I swear ♪ ♪ it's the price of love ♪ 309 00:23:10,451 --> 00:23:13,579 No, no, no, no. That's Transportation's problem. 310 00:23:13,654 --> 00:23:16,054 No, we do not supply drivers for executives' wives. 311 00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:18,353 We are a messenger service. 312 00:23:18,426 --> 00:23:22,453 I don't care if the other drivers are all busy. 313 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:25,590 Yeah, well, the same to you, sweetheart. 314 00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,157 Hey, Dartmouth, get over here. 315 00:23:28,235 --> 00:23:30,465 Executive's wife wants a ride at the Litchfield. 316 00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:32,597 Check out a car and drive her. 317 00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:36,269 - Oh, where's Litchfield? - You'll find it. Follow the smell of money. 318 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:48,679 Excuse me, ma'am. I'm not quite sure which way… 319 00:23:48,757 --> 00:23:52,193 Turn the key, start the car, put it in drive and step on the gas. 320 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:55,752 Any idiot can do that, even my husband. 321 00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:01,201 Excuse me, ma'am. 322 00:24:01,269 --> 00:24:04,067 - I know I'm not supposed to consort… - Then don't. 323 00:24:06,741 --> 00:24:09,710 You seem kind of upset. I was wonderin' if there was anything I could do. 324 00:24:09,778 --> 00:24:12,975 I don't know. My cook quit this morning. 325 00:24:13,048 --> 00:24:15,539 My analyst is away on vacation. My Mercedes broke down. 326 00:24:15,617 --> 00:24:19,451 I split my nail, and my husband is screwing somebody at the office. 327 00:24:19,521 --> 00:24:21,455 What did you have in mind? 328 00:24:22,757 --> 00:24:24,122 Stick of gum? 329 00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:26,126 Ha, ha, ha! 330 00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:32,826 This is the third weekend he's found an excuse not to come to the country. 331 00:24:32,901 --> 00:24:36,962 No, I don't know. But knowing him it's probably some teenage airhead… 332 00:24:37,038 --> 00:24:39,768 from the steno pool. 333 00:24:39,841 --> 00:24:42,105 The last one I caught him with was so dumb… 334 00:24:42,177 --> 00:24:46,273 she thought dictation was some kind of S and M trip. 335 00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:48,282 Do you know my husband? 336 00:24:49,751 --> 00:24:51,412 I'm sorry. I can't hear you. 337 00:24:51,486 --> 00:24:53,351 Never mind. 338 00:24:53,421 --> 00:24:58,620 - Didn't hear a thing. - I'm gonna have to call you back. 339 00:24:58,693 --> 00:25:01,787 I'm so mad, I could spit. 340 00:25:01,863 --> 00:25:07,426 He looks twice as good as the day we were married. I just look twice as old. 341 00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:09,527 Are you kiddin'? 342 00:25:09,604 --> 00:25:15,133 You look… I just hope that when I'm his age, I can wake up every morning… 343 00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:18,668 and find a woman as beautiful as you are… lying next to me. 344 00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:21,476 Thank you. 345 00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:25,113 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 346 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:29,153 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 347 00:25:30,225 --> 00:25:33,524 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 348 00:25:33,595 --> 00:25:36,928 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 349 00:25:36,998 --> 00:25:40,399 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 350 00:25:40,468 --> 00:25:43,369 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 351 00:26:13,802 --> 00:26:16,032 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 352 00:26:17,105 --> 00:26:20,074 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 353 00:26:20,141 --> 00:26:22,837 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 354 00:26:22,911 --> 00:26:25,675 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 355 00:26:55,644 --> 00:26:58,204 Turn in here. 356 00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:00,372 Please. 357 00:28:03,044 --> 00:28:05,569 Bring those inside. Charles. 358 00:28:05,647 --> 00:28:08,480 - May I help you with those, sir? - Yeah. Thanks. 359 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:12,486 - What are you drinking? - I can't really. I have to get back. 360 00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:17,385 God, I hate the country. 361 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:22,021 Yeah, I can see how you'd be real miserable here. 362 00:28:22,097 --> 00:28:25,328 Who can live with so many trees? 363 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,561 They suck up all the oxygen. 364 00:28:27,635 --> 00:28:30,627 No, actually, trees produce oxygen. 365 00:28:30,705 --> 00:28:35,142 Who are you? Mr. Wizard? What did you say your name was? 366 00:28:35,210 --> 00:28:37,144 Brantley. 367 00:28:37,212 --> 00:28:40,010 No, no, no. I mean your first name. 368 00:28:40,081 --> 00:28:42,481 That's it: Brantley. 369 00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:46,179 Well, Brantley, I don't know what you want out of Pemrose Corporation, 370 00:28:46,254 --> 00:28:49,223 but I'll tell you what you do not want. 371 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:52,657 You don't ever, ever wanna become a corporate wife. 372 00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:54,820 I'll watch my step. 373 00:29:01,236 --> 00:29:03,670 - Have another. - Mm. 374 00:29:06,474 --> 00:29:08,908 Thanks. 375 00:29:08,977 --> 00:29:11,844 I've run 8,000 miles on that tennis court… 376 00:29:11,913 --> 00:29:15,280 chasing a fuzzy, little yellow ball with an oversized racket. 377 00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:18,285 Do my legs look heavy to you? 378 00:29:18,353 --> 00:29:20,412 No. 379 00:29:20,488 --> 00:29:24,288 I've swum laps from here to the moon in that pool. 380 00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:27,522 Do you see anything in this body that isn't firm? 381 00:29:30,198 --> 00:29:33,258 Tennis, swimming, aerobics, jogging, massage. 382 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:36,269 Anything and everything to stay in shape, 383 00:29:36,337 --> 00:29:39,602 not that he'd ever notice. 384 00:29:39,674 --> 00:29:43,440 So, Brantley, do you know why I stay in shape? 385 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:52,083 - How 'bout a dip in the pool? - No, wait! 386 00:29:52,153 --> 00:29:54,781 Are you serious? Listen, uh… 387 00:29:54,856 --> 00:29:58,883 I have to get back. This is a tempting diversion, but I got a job. 388 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,623 - I don't know if this is a good idea. - Transportation, please. 389 00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:06,064 Yes. The young man from the mail room who drove me home? 390 00:30:06,134 --> 00:30:10,070 He's going to stay here and do a little work in my garden. 391 00:30:10,138 --> 00:30:13,575 See that he gets full credit on his time card. 392 00:30:13,642 --> 00:30:15,769 Thank you. 393 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:19,076 - Help me out of this, will you, dear? - Whew! 394 00:30:33,662 --> 00:30:35,926 That was great. 395 00:30:35,998 --> 00:30:38,626 Thanks. I swim five miles a day. 396 00:30:38,701 --> 00:30:41,670 - Supposed to tone my ass. - Yeah, it works. Oh! 397 00:30:44,106 --> 00:30:47,564 Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water. 398 00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:53,306 Ohh! 399 00:30:57,419 --> 00:31:00,354 Whoa! You sure this is a good idea? 400 00:31:00,422 --> 00:31:03,516 It's okay. I know the owner. 401 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:06,026 Last one out of the… 402 00:31:09,131 --> 00:31:12,623 - Sure your husband's not coming home? - Who knows? 403 00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:16,762 He could be home any minute or several hours from now. 404 00:31:21,543 --> 00:31:23,636 Oh, my God. Oh! 405 00:31:34,123 --> 00:31:37,217 I'm going to see that my husband gives you a leg up. 406 00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:40,387 I think we've done pretty well so far by ourselves. 407 00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:45,498 I mean Pemrose. 408 00:31:47,169 --> 00:31:50,935 Uh… no. 409 00:31:51,006 --> 00:31:53,338 No, thanks. 410 00:31:53,409 --> 00:31:56,037 No, I'm gonna make it to the top by myself. 411 00:31:56,111 --> 00:32:00,104 Oh! God, you're adorable. 412 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,343 Mmm! 413 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:07,321 I could spend a week inside those sweet, unwrinkled eyes. 414 00:32:09,358 --> 00:32:12,850 - Can I make a personal observation? - Anything but the thighs. 415 00:32:12,928 --> 00:32:18,264 Somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. 416 00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:21,360 That's bullshit! I think you're terrific. 417 00:32:21,437 --> 00:32:24,531 The only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. 418 00:32:24,606 --> 00:32:26,870 You're beautiful. You're intelligent. 419 00:32:26,942 --> 00:32:29,035 You're sensuous. 420 00:32:30,512 --> 00:32:33,037 Say that again! 421 00:32:33,115 --> 00:32:35,140 Which part? 422 00:32:35,217 --> 00:32:38,152 All of it! 423 00:32:38,487 --> 00:32:41,183 Oh, no! 424 00:32:42,624 --> 00:32:45,058 - What? What is it? - It's the jerk. 425 00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,725 My husband. 426 00:32:55,237 --> 00:32:57,797 - My uncle. - Your what? 427 00:32:57,873 --> 00:33:00,535 - Oh, God! That makes you… - Auntie Vera? 428 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:03,271 Oh, G… Oh! 429 00:33:03,345 --> 00:33:06,678 Oh, God! Ow! God! Oh, God. 430 00:33:06,749 --> 00:33:10,185 What's my mother going to say? I've disgraced my whole family. 431 00:33:10,252 --> 00:33:12,880 Oh, the hell you did! 432 00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:15,617 Not funny! Okay? This is not a funny moment in my life. 433 00:33:15,691 --> 00:33:17,852 Oh, relax. Who's going to find out? 434 00:33:17,926 --> 00:33:20,861 I'm home! 435 00:33:20,929 --> 00:33:23,625 He's gonna find out. That's who's gonna find out. 436 00:33:23,699 --> 00:33:25,963 Don't worry! He won't fire you. 437 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:28,435 There's no way I'm gonna get a raise out of this. 438 00:33:28,504 --> 00:33:31,530 Vera, what's the company car doing in the driveway? 439 00:33:31,607 --> 00:33:35,043 It broke down, darling. The driver had to take the train back to town. 440 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:38,045 No, he didn't, darling. He's in here having trouble with his fly. 441 00:33:38,113 --> 00:33:40,377 - Get back! Do you ever stop? - No! 442 00:33:40,449 --> 00:33:42,383 How am I gonna get home? 443 00:33:42,451 --> 00:33:46,285 Maybe we'll just have to keep you here and adopt you. 444 00:33:46,355 --> 00:33:48,289 You're a riot, Vera. 445 00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:00,430 Please, Lord, get me out of this. 446 00:34:00,502 --> 00:34:03,494 I'll go all over the world telling people not to screw the boss's wife. 447 00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:05,767 What are you doing in here? 448 00:34:05,841 --> 00:34:07,832 - Feeling romantic. - Oh. 449 00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:10,435 What's for dinner? 450 00:34:10,512 --> 00:34:14,881 Oh, Howard! You really know how to sweep a girl back onto her feet. 451 00:34:21,957 --> 00:34:23,788 Go back! 452 00:34:29,164 --> 00:34:31,223 Sit! Sit down! 453 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,904 You look like death on a cracker, man. What happened to you? 454 00:34:40,976 --> 00:34:44,844 I was chased by a 200-pound dog with a mouth as big as my head. 455 00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:48,349 - And that was the best thing that happened last night. - What was the worst thing? 456 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:51,978 - I got laid. - I'm not sure you got your priorities straight. 457 00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:58,259 Oh! Hold the elevator. Good morning. 458 00:34:58,994 --> 00:35:01,155 - Hi. - ♪ The light ♪ 459 00:35:02,097 --> 00:35:04,463 ♪ Is in my eyes ♪ 460 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:09,663 ♪ How can I see through ♪ 461 00:35:10,739 --> 00:35:13,401 ♪ What do I hold on to ♪ 462 00:35:14,776 --> 00:35:17,745 ♪ This time ♪ 463 00:35:17,813 --> 00:35:20,179 ♪ I've got to find ♪ 464 00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:26,151 ♪ Everything and more ♪ 465 00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:29,384 ♪ 'Cause that's ♪ ♪ what I'm fighting for ♪ 466 00:35:32,728 --> 00:35:35,162 We're entering a sensitive zone. 467 00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:37,664 The guy in that office just got canned. 468 00:35:37,733 --> 00:35:41,396 The mail room knew about it on Friday. He just found out today. 469 00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:45,201 ♪ Seems like the world ♪ ♪ is upside down ♪ 470 00:35:45,274 --> 00:35:49,074 ♪ Don't know ♪ ♪ where I'm going to ♪ 471 00:35:49,144 --> 00:35:52,978 ♪ But you know ♪ ♪ I'm turning it all around ♪ 472 00:35:53,048 --> 00:35:58,452 ♪ It's just something ♪ ♪ I've got to do ♪ 473 00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:08,788 ♪ No one knows ♪ ♪ what I feel inside ♪ 474 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,664 ♪ Don't you know ♪ ♪ that I just can't hide ♪ 475 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:21,509 I'm gonna see that my husband gives you a leg up. 476 00:36:21,577 --> 00:36:24,341 No, thanks. 477 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:27,007 No. 478 00:36:27,082 --> 00:36:30,074 No, I'm gonna make it to the top on my own. 479 00:36:30,152 --> 00:36:33,246 ♪ And if rules have to break ♪ 480 00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:40,785 ♪ Whatever it takes ♪ ♪ I know that it's my time ♪ 481 00:36:57,347 --> 00:37:01,147 - ♪ It seems like the world is upside down ♪ - 482 00:37:01,217 --> 00:37:03,811 ♪ I might have to break ♪ ♪ some rules ♪ 483 00:37:03,886 --> 00:37:05,820 ♪ You know you've got to try ♪ 484 00:37:05,888 --> 00:37:08,914 ♪ You know I'll turn it ♪ ♪ all around ♪ 485 00:37:08,992 --> 00:37:14,453 ♪ It's just something I've got to do ♪ 486 00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:18,159 ♪ It's something I've got to do ♪ 487 00:37:19,602 --> 00:37:23,663 - Um… hello. - Tucker, where the hell have you been? 488 00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:26,004 We got a problem in Midwest Distribution. 489 00:37:26,075 --> 00:37:28,009 What are you gonna do about it? 490 00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:31,012 What's, uh… What's the problem? 491 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,675 Our stock is down another quarter-point this morning. 492 00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:36,685 Whose fault is that, Thomas? 493 00:37:36,753 --> 00:37:39,586 Nobody's fault, sir. It's a momentary lapse in the market. 494 00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:42,591 - Whose fault is it, Thomas? - Uh, it's Davis's fault, sir. 495 00:37:42,659 --> 00:37:45,389 His department hasn't been pulling its weight. 496 00:37:45,461 --> 00:37:48,396 - What do you have to say for yourself? - I've been having troubles at home. 497 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:51,160 My wife ran over the children's dog with her car, 498 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:53,668 then we had to buy a new dog. 499 00:37:53,736 --> 00:37:57,137 Then the new dog chewed up this entire report that I'd been working on. 500 00:37:57,206 --> 00:38:00,266 Are you suggesting that your dog ate your homework? 501 00:38:00,343 --> 00:38:04,643 - In a way, yes, sir. - This is not grade school, Davis! 502 00:38:04,714 --> 00:38:08,013 - Run at the back of the line. Consider yourself on warning. - Uh, yes, sir. 503 00:38:08,084 --> 00:38:12,384 Everybody, check your pulse. Make sure you're exercising at the optimum level. 504 00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:17,256 I'm a bit above my level. I better stop running… maybe. 505 00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:20,888 - I'm above too. - I really don't care. Everybody, run! 506 00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:25,195 I can't get anybody's approval for the extra two trucks! 507 00:38:25,268 --> 00:38:28,897 Tucker, what're you gonna do about it? 508 00:38:28,971 --> 00:38:32,463 All right, look. What does a boxcar cost? 509 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,476 The transfer sheet shows that somebody… 510 00:38:34,544 --> 00:38:37,672 is accumulating an enormous block of our stock. 511 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:40,944 - What do you think about that, Thomas? - I think it's very encouraging. 512 00:38:41,017 --> 00:38:43,144 - Oh, you do, do you? - Yes, sir. 513 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:45,710 When a stock takes a dive and somebody buys a ton of it… 514 00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:48,348 It means that stock is on its way to a quick rebound. 515 00:38:48,424 --> 00:38:51,450 It means that the company is ripe for a hostile takeover! 516 00:38:51,527 --> 00:38:54,462 - That's what I meant! - A hostile takeover, sir? 517 00:38:54,530 --> 00:38:57,294 Yes. I'm afraid that's what we're looking at. 518 00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:01,303 I want each of you to examine your department and see where you can cut costs. 519 00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:03,635 Cut! Cut them to the core! 520 00:39:03,706 --> 00:39:06,800 We need to raise capital quickly so we can boost stock support. 521 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:10,209 Boost it! Boost it to the moon! 522 00:39:10,279 --> 00:39:13,510 You gonna put that in writin'? 523 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:20,322 Yeah! You tell the trucking company that we have to service our customers. 524 00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:23,791 If they're not going to help us, we're going to find somebody who will. 525 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:25,919 Well, all right! 526 00:39:25,995 --> 00:39:29,328 That's what we need, some gutsy decisions! I'll get back to you. 527 00:39:29,399 --> 00:39:32,891 Okay. Bye. 528 00:39:32,969 --> 00:39:35,096 Yes! 529 00:40:26,756 --> 00:40:30,453 I have got to get that report by the end of the day, Art, or you're in the doghouse! 530 00:40:30,526 --> 00:40:33,359 I don't know. Mr. Prescott? 531 00:40:37,133 --> 00:40:41,069 - I'm sorry this came in so late, but it just arrived. - It's about time! 532 00:40:44,207 --> 00:40:46,903 Uh… 533 00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:49,410 - This isn't the men's room. - No. 534 00:40:49,479 --> 00:40:52,676 They took the urinals out last week. I didn't like them. 535 00:40:52,748 --> 00:40:54,978 How about a paper cup? 536 00:40:55,051 --> 00:40:56,985 - What? - I'm sorry. 537 00:40:57,053 --> 00:40:59,317 I'm just about the only woman executive at Pemrose. 538 00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,754 Some days, I have a chip about the men's room. 539 00:41:01,824 --> 00:41:04,258 Sorry. 540 00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:09,321 Hey, nice office. Nice furniture. It goes with your hair. 541 00:41:09,398 --> 00:41:13,061 Thank you. I like your suit. It goes nicely with your nose. 542 00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:18,438 Well. 543 00:41:19,675 --> 00:41:22,906 This conversation isn't going very well. 544 00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:27,245 Thank you. There's enough talk in the world already. Good morning. 545 00:41:30,453 --> 00:41:32,546 That meant good-bye. 546 00:41:36,526 --> 00:41:37,788 I have work. 547 00:41:39,362 --> 00:41:42,058 Oh, yeah. 548 00:41:42,131 --> 00:41:45,589 Sorry. I have, uh, a lot of work myself. 549 00:41:49,872 --> 00:41:52,238 Good morning. 550 00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:00,315 I really swept her off her feet. 551 00:42:19,602 --> 00:42:22,696 All right, Foster. Let's do it! 552 00:42:27,777 --> 00:42:31,713 Hello. This is Carlton Whitfield, 4319. 553 00:42:31,781 --> 00:42:35,308 That's right. I'm still waiting for that secretary I requested last week. 554 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,954 I realize you're busy down there, 555 00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:42,786 but I'm typing my own letters and answering my own calls, 556 00:42:42,858 --> 00:42:45,452 and it's getting to be a pain. 557 00:42:45,528 --> 00:42:47,792 Empty? 558 00:42:47,863 --> 00:42:51,355 Well, I've been here a week, got my name on the door, 559 00:42:51,434 --> 00:42:54,369 got a desk full of supplies and got a geranium on my window ledge. 560 00:42:54,437 --> 00:42:57,929 What I don't have is a secretary. 561 00:42:58,007 --> 00:43:00,100 Okay, I'll tell you what. 562 00:43:00,176 --> 00:43:03,703 I'll have Personnel send a boy up from the mail room with the requisitions you need. 563 00:43:03,779 --> 00:43:06,907 Just send me my secretary, okay? Thank you very much. 564 00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:10,711 Whew! 565 00:43:23,032 --> 00:43:27,595 Got a memo here. Big cheese in 4319 wants his new secretary pronto. 566 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:30,105 I got a memo here that's burning up my fingers. 567 00:43:30,173 --> 00:43:34,200 New suit in 4319 wants his personalized memos and stationery immediately. 568 00:43:34,277 --> 00:43:36,370 - This guy is hot. - Who? 569 00:43:36,446 --> 00:43:38,710 I don't know. Name's on the memo. 570 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,717 He wants nameplates for his door, and he wants it by noon. Okay? 571 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,980 - Mm-hmm. - Smile. 572 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:51,052 - You're late. - I already done my rounds. 573 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:53,221 You didn't punch in. 574 00:43:53,296 --> 00:43:56,629 Well, I couldn't wait to get to it. Boy, I love my work. 575 00:43:56,700 --> 00:44:00,636 Punch in, then run this up to Personnel and wait for an answer. 576 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,763 Right. 577 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:25,587 L… I'm Jean, your secretary. 578 00:44:25,662 --> 00:44:27,596 I'm not wearing anything. 579 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:30,258 I see that. 580 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,528 It was warm. 581 00:44:32,602 --> 00:44:36,470 Seems cooler now. I'll get dressed. 582 00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:41,108 Yes, sir. I'll move my stuff in. 583 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,612 Great, Jean. Good idea. 584 00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:57,690 ♪ Ow ♪ 585 00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:00,025 Jean? I have some notes here. 586 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,691 I also have some charts, some graphs, some tapes. 587 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:05,360 They're all sorted into different departments. Can you read my handwriting? 588 00:45:05,435 --> 00:45:07,528 - Sort of. - Do your best. 589 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:09,868 I need some poster boards, colored pencils, colored push pins, 590 00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:13,569 T-square, drawing table, lots of pencils, and my lunch. Chinese? 591 00:45:13,643 --> 00:45:17,909 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ ♪ when you knock on my door ♪ 592 00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:21,007 - Hey, 4319? - Uh, yeah. 593 00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:24,247 ♪ Now every time ♪ ♪ I go for the mailbox ♪ 594 00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:27,017 - ♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪ - Great. 595 00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:29,183 - Good morning. - Good morning. 596 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,193 - Good morning. - Good morning. 597 00:45:31,261 --> 00:45:33,195 - Good morning. - Good morning. 598 00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,924 ♪ You're coming around ♪ 599 00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,660 - Good morning. - Hi. 600 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:41,192 ♪ Now I'm walking ♪ ♪ on sunshine, whoa-oh ♪ 601 00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:43,865 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 602 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,874 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 603 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:49,776 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 604 00:45:49,846 --> 00:45:51,780 ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ 605 00:45:51,848 --> 00:45:54,146 ♪ Hey, all right now ♪ 606 00:45:54,217 --> 00:45:56,082 ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ 607 00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:57,950 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 608 00:45:59,489 --> 00:46:02,583 ♪ I used to think ♪ ♪ maybe you loved me ♪ 609 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:05,822 ♪ Now I know that it's true ♪ 610 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,658 ♪ And I don't want to spend ♪ ♪ my whole life ♪ 611 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:13,430 ♪ Just a-waiting for you ♪ 612 00:46:16,506 --> 00:46:19,805 ♪ Now, I don't want you ♪ ♪ back for the weekend ♪ 613 00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:22,777 ♪ Not back for a day ♪ 614 00:46:22,846 --> 00:46:25,314 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 615 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:27,782 ♪ I said, baby ♪ ♪ I just want you back ♪ 616 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,252 ♪ And I want you to stay ♪ 617 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:35,052 ♪ Oh, yeah, now ♪ ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 618 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,820 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 619 00:46:36,893 --> 00:46:40,920 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 620 00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:45,161 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 621 00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:48,068 ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 622 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:51,335 ♪ All right now ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ 623 00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:54,070 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 624 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:57,477 ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ 625 00:46:57,547 --> 00:47:00,175 Hello again. Small world. 626 00:47:01,184 --> 00:47:03,175 Hello. 627 00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:05,847 ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ 628 00:47:10,727 --> 00:47:13,287 Are you standing still for some purpose? 629 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,757 Hey, I'm just soaking up the atmosphere. 630 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,994 Whoa! 631 00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:21,401 Executive Lounge, huh? 632 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:24,634 - Care to do a little lounging? - No, I'm busy. 633 00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:27,836 Ron, did you get those figures on transfer costs and insurance? 634 00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:30,846 Not yet. Big delay in Chicago. 635 00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:33,940 - Damn! I really need them! - Blame Chicago. 636 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,144 - Maybe I can help. - I'm sorry? 637 00:47:36,219 --> 00:47:38,483 Transfer costs and insurance for what? 638 00:47:38,555 --> 00:47:41,023 By the time I explained, I could find out myself. 639 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:43,457 Ron. Big weenie. 640 00:47:43,526 --> 00:47:46,154 Why don't you explain it to me over lunch? 641 00:47:46,229 --> 00:47:49,392 - I'll have the answer by dessert. - I don't eat lunch. 642 00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:53,869 Why don't we start this again? Carlton Whitfield. And you're? 643 00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:56,804 Annoyed. Shit. 644 00:47:56,873 --> 00:48:00,309 You know, I'm just trying to be friendly. 645 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:03,574 You picked a bad time. I was counting on those figures from Ron. 646 00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:05,740 - Christy Wills. How do you do? - Good. 647 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:09,782 Terrible news. Just awful! 648 00:48:09,853 --> 00:48:11,980 Conference room, everybody. Come on, on the double. 649 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:18,186 - You don't eat lunch. Do you eat dinner? - Occasionally. 650 00:48:18,261 --> 00:48:19,990 - Tonight? - Booked. 651 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,156 - Tomorrow night? - Booked. 652 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:24,996 All right, but don't beg, okay? It's embarrassing. 653 00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:29,437 Do you know what this is about? 654 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,298 Who are you? 655 00:48:34,377 --> 00:48:36,845 Carlton Whitfield. New employee. 656 00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:42,680 I didn't get a memo on that. 657 00:48:42,752 --> 00:48:44,686 Oh, you will. 658 00:48:44,754 --> 00:48:48,019 All right. As long as I get the memo. 659 00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:56,358 The absolute worst has happened. We are the target of a corporate raid. 660 00:48:56,433 --> 00:49:00,460 Donald Davenport has filed a 13-D. 661 00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:02,505 A 13-D? 662 00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:05,006 He's acquired five percent of the stock, 663 00:49:05,075 --> 00:49:09,478 and this is definitely the beginning of a hostile takeover of our corporation. 664 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:12,845 I think we all know what happened the last time Davenport took over a company. 665 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,315 Everyone was canned! 666 00:49:15,518 --> 00:49:18,681 Mr. Prescott has sent down word of what he wants us to do. 667 00:49:18,755 --> 00:49:22,384 We are to recommend cuts in every department. 668 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,553 Our job is to slash the red ink… 669 00:49:25,628 --> 00:49:27,755 in every nook and cranny, 670 00:49:27,831 --> 00:49:31,494 because our company needs the cash for its defense. 671 00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:35,596 Anybody wanna fire the first shot? 672 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:38,869 Kill Toledo. 673 00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:41,274 That's a good idea. 674 00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:44,040 If we close down our distribution centers… 675 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:46,207 in Toledo, Joplin, Jacksonville, 676 00:49:46,282 --> 00:49:48,716 we'll slash the red ink completely off the books. 677 00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:53,821 Whitfield, you don't have to raise your hand. Just speak. 678 00:49:53,890 --> 00:49:56,290 Thank you. Well… 679 00:49:56,359 --> 00:49:59,157 I know I'm new here and everything. 680 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:02,665 - On the surface, these cuts seem like a good idea… - "Seem like a good idea"? 681 00:50:02,732 --> 00:50:05,725 But closing down those distribution centers would be a big mistake. 682 00:50:05,803 --> 00:50:09,295 It so happens that those closings are exactly what Mr. Prescott wants. 683 00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:12,704 Well, then Mr. Prescott hasn't thought things through very well. 684 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:16,406 I'm going to tell him you said that. 685 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,914 Good. Closing down those centers… 686 00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:21,713 will put a strain on this company's cash position. 687 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,619 In the long run, those cuts are going to hurt this company's innate value. 688 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:28,089 Innate value? What is he talking about? 689 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:30,992 Davidson here will back me up on this. Davidson? 690 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,689 I'm Proctor. He's Davidson. 691 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,697 Well, damn it, Davidson, tell him! 692 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,563 You wrote a memo to Mr. Thomas explaining what I'm talking about. 693 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:41,628 Well, how do you know I wrote that memo? 694 00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:49,371 How did I know you wrote that memo? 695 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:55,250 Who else could write that memo, Davidson? 696 00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:57,753 That memo was famous. 697 00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,085 That memo was a masterpiece. 698 00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:03,820 Clear, concise, to the point. That was the best damn memo I ever read! 699 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:07,694 In fact, that memo wasn't even a memo. That memo was literature. 700 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,699 - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. 701 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:13,100 If you have finished your book report, could you explain what your point is? 702 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:16,628 - The point is, we gotta be bold. - That's my point. 703 00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:19,642 - We gotta build. We gotta expand. - Absolutely! 704 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:22,508 Expanding is the only way to help the situation. 705 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,980 We gotta make this company so strong, 706 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,984 Davenport won't be able to find anyone willing to give up Pemrose stock. 707 00:51:28,052 --> 00:51:31,249 It'll be too damn valuable. Then we'll buy his ass out! 708 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:34,291 Absolutely! 709 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:39,926 - How old are you, Mister, uh, Mister… - Whitfield. 710 00:51:39,997 --> 00:51:41,965 - Yes. - Twenty-four. 711 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:45,559 I think you should keep quiet until you're at least 25. 712 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:49,003 If I may, I don't think Whitfield's age should be an issue here. 713 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:52,065 No one is interested in your opinion, Davis. 714 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:55,476 We gotta block that takeover. 715 00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:58,879 I'm too old to look for a job. Nobody would hire me. 716 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,385 This meeting is going nowhere! 717 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:09,153 Mr. Prescott's command stands! 718 00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:12,320 We are to find those cuts! 719 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:15,024 Meeting adjourned. 720 00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:22,470 You'll pick up the coats. That looks like one only a lot smaller. 721 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:25,475 Hey! Harvard! Where the hell've you been? 722 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:29,240 Personnel. You said to wait for an answer. They are real slow up there. 723 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:33,113 - - There's something going on around here, Foster. 724 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:36,642 I'm gonna be on you like a rash. You got that? Like a rash. 725 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:40,156 Ooh, won't the other guys get jealous? Whoa, heads! 726 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,401 Down, boy. 727 00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:43,013 Come on. 728 00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:49,691 Ah, hold it. 729 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,694 Right there. 730 00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:58,662 - No! No! No! - Ah, baby! 731 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,708 You guys were good tonight. 732 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:27,055 Oh, God! What are you doin' here? 733 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:30,897 Brantley, darling, I heard you calling me telepathically… I'm very psychic… 734 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:34,267 so, of course, I rushed right over. 735 00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:38,331 - I would've used the phone. - Mental telepathy's much more reliable. 736 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:42,209 Aren't you gonna ask me in? 737 00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:47,476 Yeah. Sorry. 738 00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:49,781 Just a minute. 739 00:54:58,362 --> 00:55:02,389 Hmm. Father used to live like this before he founded Pemrose. 740 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:07,529 Aunt Vera… I had a hell of a day, and I really have to get some sleep. 741 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:12,708 Brantley, you're a young man. 742 00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:14,971 Young men have lots of energy. 743 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,248 Look. 744 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:25,152 - We have a problem. - What? 745 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:28,248 Your husband… is my boss. 746 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,488 Oh, him. We won't tell him. 747 00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:34,793 Besides, Howard's working late. 748 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,993 On whom I have no idea. 749 00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:42,695 You look very beautiful tonight, Christine. 750 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:46,573 Thank you. Now, there are some business things we should discuss. 751 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:50,044 You think this restaurant has an upstairs with beds in it? 752 00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:52,605 Howard, please! 753 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:56,084 I don't feel altogether good about what's happened between us. 754 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:59,122 - Hmm. - You are married. 755 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,919 - I'm not married. - You are married! 756 00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:05,951 Well, yeah, I am married, but, um… she and I have an understanding. 757 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,117 - I love you. - I don't really think so. 758 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,019 Well, then I lust after you. That oughta be worth something. 759 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,716 To you, perhaps. 760 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:37,158 Now, let's talk business. I pitched the need for cutbacks at the meeting today, 761 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,560 but a dissenting opinion was offered by Carlton Whitfield. 762 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:43,624 Who's Carlton Whitfield? I didn't hire any Carlton Whitfield. 763 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:47,330 - Somebody did. - Oh, my God. Donald Davenport. 764 00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:49,873 - What? - He may be a plant for Davenport… 765 00:56:49,941 --> 00:56:52,876 gathering information on the takeover; it's just like him. 766 00:56:52,944 --> 00:56:56,107 Look, I want you to get close to this guy Whitfield, 767 00:56:56,181 --> 00:56:59,014 - find out what he's up to. - You want me to spy? 768 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:02,519 No, I don't want you to spy on him. I want you to get to be friends with him, 769 00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:06,751 - then rifle through his papers and tell me what you find. - That's spying. 770 00:57:06,825 --> 00:57:09,794 Look, you have got to drop this incessant innocence. 771 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:13,820 Life is harsh and ugly, and only the strong survive. 772 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:15,832 Or didn't they teach you that at Harvard? 773 00:57:19,571 --> 00:57:22,540 - What you got in there? - My lunch. 774 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,837 Your lunch? In a briefcase? 775 00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:27,343 Yeah. Ran out of brown bags. 776 00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:31,313 Hey, one of you guys got a spare pair of laces? 777 00:57:31,382 --> 00:57:33,907 Hey, man, I had a babe last night you wouldn't believe. 778 00:57:33,952 --> 00:57:38,286 "Ta-Na's" out to here, man. She was fine. Where'd he go? 779 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:58,033 - Coming through. Excuse me. - Take it easy. Come on. 780 00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:00,802 Sorry. 781 00:58:32,844 --> 00:58:34,004 Oh, what a nightmare. 782 00:58:34,045 --> 00:58:36,309 - You okay? - I'm all right. I'm fine. 783 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:40,249 - You all right? - Don't worry about me. Whoa. Thanks. 784 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:44,915 Jean, transcribe these notes. There's some things on there I need right away. 785 00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:48,652 Oh. Make copies of this, copies of this. 786 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:51,126 - Did you get those supplies I needed? - Yes, sir. 787 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:54,824 Good. I'll be back later. 788 00:58:57,235 --> 00:58:59,601 - Whoa! - Good morning. 789 00:58:59,671 --> 00:59:01,798 - Gentlemen. - Good morning. 790 00:59:10,515 --> 00:59:13,143 - Oh, goddamn that thing! - This thing stuck again? 791 00:59:15,853 --> 00:59:18,378 These elevators are stuck again? 792 00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:24,190 I'm sick and tired of these elevators always gettin' stuck. 793 00:59:32,170 --> 00:59:35,298 Hi, Jean. Will you take those to the cleaners? 794 00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:01,421 These are some of the notes I found in Whitfield's office. 795 01:00:01,499 --> 01:00:05,196 If you want anything more, you can go after it yourself. 796 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:07,203 Do you think he's working for Davenport? 797 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:10,900 I have no idea. I'm out of the spy business. 798 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:19,707 We can't wait for Whitfield any longer. Let's get started. 799 01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:23,311 Davis here has prepared what I'm sure is a thoroughly incompetent analysis, 800 01:00:23,388 --> 01:00:25,879 but let's listen to him before we start criticizing. 801 01:00:25,957 --> 01:00:27,618 Fine. I won't read it at all. Is that all right? 802 01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:30,661 You have a bad attitude, and I am gonna tell Mr. Prescott about it. 803 01:00:30,728 --> 01:00:33,390 Does anybody else have anything to say? 804 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:39,599 Hi. Sorry, I'm late. Sorry. Hi, everybody. 805 01:00:39,671 --> 01:00:43,607 Uh… casual attire today, Whitfield? 806 01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:45,905 Huh? 807 01:00:45,977 --> 01:00:51,005 Yeah, uh, trousers, yeah. New product line. Testing 'em out. Pretty good. 808 01:00:51,082 --> 01:00:53,414 - Good fabric. - Good idea. 809 01:00:53,484 --> 01:00:56,647 - Christy, you have something to say. - Yes. 810 01:00:56,721 --> 01:00:59,747 I came up with some more cuts in the Middle States area. 811 01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:01,621 Let me pass these out. 812 01:01:01,693 --> 01:01:05,060 Why can't you be more like her, Davis? 813 01:01:06,531 --> 01:01:09,091 Mr. Prescott! Well, what a surprise! 814 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:14,301 Art, I haven't received the report on the cutbacks yet, 815 01:01:14,372 --> 01:01:16,237 so I thought I'd drop in and see what the problem is. 816 01:01:16,307 --> 01:01:19,504 Oh, no problem. No, sir. Everything is tip-top. 817 01:01:19,577 --> 01:01:21,477 Uh, Whitfield has pointed out a few wrinkles… 818 01:01:21,546 --> 01:01:24,538 and we are going to iron those wrinkles out. 819 01:01:24,615 --> 01:01:27,778 Hmm. You don't mind if I stay for a few minutes, do you? 820 01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:30,343 Yes, sir. 821 01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:33,254 - Which one of you is Whitfield? - Oh, my God! 822 01:01:33,324 --> 01:01:36,225 Nose bleed! Dry heat! Get 'em all the time! 823 01:01:36,294 --> 01:01:39,092 Oh, God! 824 01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:42,064 Who was that? 825 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:45,591 Well, that's the new boy, Whitfield. 826 01:01:53,544 --> 01:01:57,207 Sorry. Needed some supplies. 827 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,613 Well, back to business. 828 01:01:59,684 --> 01:02:03,415 Oh, a few of these, and… 829 01:02:03,488 --> 01:02:05,979 Oh, God! 830 01:02:06,057 --> 01:02:08,457 You're from Receiving, aren't you? 831 01:02:09,527 --> 01:02:11,461 I see you're a workaholic. 832 01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:17,500 Yeah, well… 833 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,527 I got a lot of work to do. 834 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:27,477 - What are you doing here so late? - Oh, I'm a workaholic too. 835 01:02:27,545 --> 01:02:30,514 Wow. You mean we have somethin' in common? 836 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:36,944 - So, what's all this supposed to be? - Oh, it's the… 837 01:02:37,021 --> 01:02:41,355 It's the heart and soul of an idea you hated: Expansion in the Midwest. 838 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:43,893 I don't hate it. I just think it's risky. 839 01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:48,989 Furthermore, Mr. Prescott doesn't want it. It's a waste of time to pursue it. 840 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,967 But if something's right, how can it be a waste of time? 841 01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:55,096 There is no right or wrong; there is only opinion. 842 01:02:57,842 --> 01:03:01,278 You know, in some states, you can get arrested for saying that. 843 01:03:03,648 --> 01:03:06,583 All right, convince me. 844 01:03:06,651 --> 01:03:11,020 Convince me then that your opinion is the right one. 845 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,181 All right. 846 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:16,090 Take a look at this. And this. 847 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:21,155 And, uh… Yeah. Peruse that. 848 01:03:21,233 --> 01:03:25,192 Oh! Why do you keep saying the exact opposite of what I say? 849 01:03:25,270 --> 01:03:29,172 - 'Cause you keep saying stupid things. - Take a look at these figures. 850 01:03:29,241 --> 01:03:31,436 They prove that the elimination of salaries… 851 01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:34,240 would create a war chest for the defense of the Pemrose Corporation. 852 01:03:34,313 --> 01:03:36,406 - Can't you see that? - No, I can't. 853 01:03:36,481 --> 01:03:39,746 Closing those factories is just gonna send a panic through the market. 854 01:03:39,818 --> 01:03:43,049 - That might happen or that might not. - No, it will happen. 855 01:03:43,121 --> 01:03:46,989 All right, close the centers, put thousands of people out of work. 856 01:03:47,059 --> 01:03:49,721 You're gonna waste all your profits on unemployment contributions, 857 01:03:49,795 --> 01:03:53,629 severance pay, union lawsuits. 858 01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:57,567 - Are you all right? - My blood sugar's dropping. 859 01:03:57,636 --> 01:04:00,662 - What? - It's just my mind wandered in the middle of what you were saying. 860 01:04:00,739 --> 01:04:04,368 It means I need food. Do you wanna get a bite? 861 01:04:04,443 --> 01:04:08,504 - Yeah, come on. I'll buy you dinner. - No, no, no. Dutch. 862 01:04:10,082 --> 01:04:13,950 Just tell me one more time what your solution is to this crisis. 863 01:04:14,019 --> 01:04:17,921 - We don't cut. We expand. - I agree. 864 01:04:17,990 --> 01:04:21,448 Expansion is a positive reaction to the universe. 865 01:04:21,526 --> 01:04:24,086 While retraction or cutting back or pulling off, 866 01:04:24,162 --> 01:04:26,756 those are all negative forces. 867 01:04:26,832 --> 01:04:28,925 I used to be very negative, 868 01:04:29,001 --> 01:04:33,370 and then I took this personality workshop, my whole life turned around. 869 01:04:34,573 --> 01:04:36,803 Hiya. My name's Sheila. 870 01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:40,538 You make a good-lookin' couple. How long you been goin' together? 871 01:04:40,612 --> 01:04:44,412 - About 20 minutes. - Oh, first date, huh? Good luck. 872 01:04:44,483 --> 01:04:46,417 No, we're business colleagues. 873 01:04:46,485 --> 01:04:50,922 Colleagues! Who needs that? You should go together. You look good together. 874 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:58,091 Oh, oh, did you wanna order? 875 01:04:58,163 --> 01:05:02,964 - Yeah, we need to see some menus. - Menus! I'm sorry. 876 01:05:03,035 --> 01:05:06,835 I'm studying to be an actress. I'm a better actress than I am a waitress. 877 01:05:06,905 --> 01:05:11,535 Concentration, that's my big problem. I'll be right back. 878 01:05:11,610 --> 01:05:14,010 Well, Sheila's in favor of expansion. 879 01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:18,345 We should bring her to our next meeting. Art Thomas would like her a lot. 880 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:21,386 Sheila is also in favor of us seeing each other. 881 01:05:21,453 --> 01:05:23,751 Yes, well, Sheila is clearly a nut. 882 01:05:23,822 --> 01:05:28,088 I heard that. Try to be more positive with your life, 883 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,254 - or you're gonna wind up miserable. - She heard me. 884 01:05:34,967 --> 01:05:38,334 I'm having a nice time. How 'bout you? 885 01:05:38,403 --> 01:05:40,769 Yes, very nice. 886 01:05:40,839 --> 01:05:44,969 Well, it's-it's pleasant walking. I mean, I don't want to imply anything. 887 01:05:47,079 --> 01:05:51,038 About your expansion plan, I did some checking… 888 01:05:51,116 --> 01:05:56,520 and we can get some tax breaks if we put up a facility in the Midwest region. 889 01:05:56,588 --> 01:06:00,820 You checked? Earlier today? That's great. 890 01:06:00,892 --> 01:06:03,952 The powers that be seem to want the cutting, but I… 891 01:06:04,029 --> 01:06:08,329 I've been trying to stay open to your ideas… your business ideas. 892 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,698 That's great. 893 01:06:16,475 --> 01:06:19,535 Okay, so you're open to my business ideas. 894 01:06:19,611 --> 01:06:22,205 Now, how about my after-work ideas? 895 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:26,114 Don't push. Yesterday, I thought you were obnoxious. 896 01:06:28,954 --> 01:06:32,219 You know, a lot of people start out that way. 897 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:36,526 - They usually end up gettin' married. - Don't hold your breath. 898 01:06:36,595 --> 01:06:38,529 Come on. 899 01:06:39,798 --> 01:06:43,029 Look, I think you're secretly crazy about me. 900 01:06:43,101 --> 01:06:47,367 And I think you'd feel a lot better if you'd just admit it. 901 01:06:47,439 --> 01:06:51,569 Come on, you'll like me. I'm an acquired taste. 902 01:07:07,926 --> 01:07:11,418 My dad insisted on buying me this. 903 01:07:13,098 --> 01:07:15,089 A round trip ticket back to Kansas. 904 01:07:17,269 --> 01:07:20,432 You know, I almost traded it in a couple of times. 905 01:07:20,505 --> 01:07:24,805 But now, it's kind of a symbol. The day I use this ticket… 906 01:07:24,876 --> 01:07:27,868 is the day New York has beaten me. 907 01:07:28,947 --> 01:07:31,438 You know, I just noticed something. 908 01:07:31,516 --> 01:07:35,384 - You're kind of a mess. - Thank you. 909 01:07:35,454 --> 01:07:38,651 - Did anybody ever tell you that? - You're the first. 910 01:07:38,723 --> 01:07:41,658 So what I was wonderin' was… 911 01:07:43,228 --> 01:07:46,356 how you can be so incredibly beautiful… 912 01:07:46,431 --> 01:07:48,922 and be such a mess? 913 01:07:51,336 --> 01:07:53,770 When two people get involved on a project, 914 01:07:53,839 --> 01:07:56,774 there's a danger of getting emotionally involved. 915 01:07:58,810 --> 01:08:00,243 That would be bad. 916 01:08:00,278 --> 01:08:03,338 They confuse the intensity of involvement on the project… 917 01:08:03,381 --> 01:08:06,214 and… mistake it as a relationship. 918 01:08:08,653 --> 01:08:12,953 - What are you, a shrink? - It's happened to me. 919 01:08:13,024 --> 01:08:17,552 It's actually still happening to me, I guess. And then… 920 01:08:17,629 --> 01:08:21,292 the project ends and they find they don't have anything to talk about. 921 01:08:22,868 --> 01:08:25,302 Okay, it's settled then. 922 01:08:27,405 --> 01:08:30,841 We won't get involved while we're working on this project. 923 01:08:32,978 --> 01:08:36,141 - Right. - Right. 924 01:08:41,353 --> 01:08:43,321 So who is he? 925 01:08:44,422 --> 01:08:48,756 - Who? - Who? My competition. 926 01:08:48,827 --> 01:08:51,853 Just a guy. 927 01:08:51,930 --> 01:08:54,057 So why don't we call this guy? 928 01:08:54,132 --> 01:08:56,066 Tell him you met a new guy, the whole thing is off. 929 01:08:56,134 --> 01:08:59,763 - I can't call him. - Why not? 930 01:08:59,838 --> 01:09:02,306 His wife might answer the phone. 931 01:09:04,776 --> 01:09:07,745 - Big mistake. - Yeah, well, let's not talk about it. 932 01:09:07,812 --> 01:09:10,474 - I have done a lot of stupid things, but I have never… - I bet you have. 933 01:09:10,549 --> 01:09:12,540 - Ever? - Ever… 934 01:09:13,885 --> 01:09:17,821 Been involved with a married man. 935 01:09:17,889 --> 01:09:21,290 Well, he was sort of separated when we started. 936 01:09:23,662 --> 01:09:26,153 Yeah, well, it turned out to be a lie. 937 01:09:26,231 --> 01:09:29,997 The whole thing was a mistake. 938 01:09:30,068 --> 01:09:34,004 But we live and we learn and we move on… 939 01:09:47,619 --> 01:09:50,520 That wasn't bad. 940 01:09:50,589 --> 01:09:52,580 Thank you. 941 01:09:54,059 --> 01:09:57,358 Can you do it again just as good? 942 01:09:59,265 --> 01:10:01,256 I could try. 943 01:11:11,370 --> 01:11:12,462 Where were you all weekend? 944 01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:14,302 You could at least begin with good morning. 945 01:11:14,373 --> 01:11:16,841 I'm madder than hell! 946 01:11:17,977 --> 01:11:20,445 I want to know why you weren't answering your phone. 947 01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:22,447 I owe a lot to you, Howard. 948 01:11:22,515 --> 01:11:25,348 I'll always be grateful for the chance you gave me in this company… 949 01:11:25,418 --> 01:11:26,851 and the things I've learned. 950 01:11:26,919 --> 01:11:30,912 What is this? What-What are you leading up to? 951 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:35,427 I wanna work with you. I respect you more than you know, but… 952 01:11:35,494 --> 01:11:40,022 I can't be involved with you outside the office anymore. 953 01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:44,235 Hello? 954 01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:55,280 Yes, I'm looking for the transportation costs from Toledo dating September… 955 01:11:55,348 --> 01:11:59,375 I'll call you back. 956 01:11:59,452 --> 01:12:03,445 Look, I'm not gonna pressure you on this. 957 01:12:03,522 --> 01:12:08,289 I want you to take your own time and decide what's best for you. 958 01:12:08,361 --> 01:12:10,329 Thank you. 959 01:12:12,598 --> 01:12:16,557 I do think the timing's a little ironic, though. 960 01:12:16,635 --> 01:12:19,570 I was gonna tell you last night… 961 01:12:19,638 --> 01:12:23,597 that Vera and I have agreed on terms for a divorce. 962 01:12:24,744 --> 01:12:28,908 I only wish that Vera and I could have worked things out sooner. 963 01:12:28,981 --> 01:12:32,940 That way, you and I might have had a chance. 964 01:12:34,286 --> 01:12:37,346 This arrived this morning… by messenger. 965 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:41,157 Davenport has called an emergency meeting… 966 01:12:41,227 --> 01:12:43,718 of the Board of Directors for Monday morning, 967 01:12:43,763 --> 01:12:48,757 and, uh… he's offering to take over the company. 968 01:12:48,834 --> 01:12:53,999 I'm inviting all key personnel to spend the weekend at my house in Litchfield. 969 01:12:54,073 --> 01:12:56,735 I'd like you to be there too. 970 01:12:56,809 --> 01:12:59,334 Of course I'll be there. 971 01:13:01,347 --> 01:13:03,440 - Uh, one more question. - Yes? 972 01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:05,541 Personal. 973 01:13:05,618 --> 01:13:09,714 Just out of curiosity, who were you with last night? 974 01:13:10,856 --> 01:13:13,188 Whitfield. Carlton Whitfield. 975 01:13:14,994 --> 01:13:18,452 It was all business. Some of his ideas are brilliant. 976 01:13:18,531 --> 01:13:21,989 I'm looking forward to hearing 'em. I have to talk to him today. 977 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:28,067 Those notes that I took from Whitfield's office, I'd like them back, please. 978 01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:30,836 Of course. I'll get them to you. 979 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:33,174 Heads up. Thanks. 980 01:13:35,314 --> 01:13:38,875 What's your hurry? What's goin' on? 981 01:13:38,951 --> 01:13:41,715 I got a special delivery here marked urgent. 982 01:13:41,787 --> 01:13:45,052 I'm watching you, Foster. Just remember, every minute, 983 01:13:45,124 --> 01:13:47,854 God is watching you. 984 01:13:48,961 --> 01:13:51,429 Excuse me, Miss, I'm a reporter for the New York Times. 985 01:13:51,497 --> 01:13:54,591 I couldn't help noticing. You look like a woman who's recently been made love to. 986 01:13:54,633 --> 01:13:57,067 - Not here. - Oh, you weren't made love to here. 987 01:13:57,102 --> 01:13:59,730 Was it anywhere within the New York State lines, because we usually let… 988 01:13:59,772 --> 01:14:03,435 the Philadelphia Gazette handle… Pennsylvania. 989 01:14:04,844 --> 01:14:06,778 What's up? You seem upset? 990 01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:08,905 I hate men. 991 01:14:08,981 --> 01:14:11,711 Well, I'm glad I'm not one of 'em. 992 01:14:13,385 --> 01:14:15,046 There's something I gotta explain to you. 993 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:16,678 I have something to tell you too. 994 01:14:16,755 --> 01:14:19,280 I… did something I wished I hadn't done and… 995 01:14:19,358 --> 01:14:20,586 All right, look. 996 01:14:22,294 --> 01:14:25,593 - This weekend? - Can't. 997 01:14:25,664 --> 01:14:28,929 - I have some loose ends to tie up. - Good! 998 01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:32,227 - I'll take care of it. - Have a nice weekend. See you Monday. 999 01:14:36,709 --> 01:14:40,440 Ho! Excuse me, Miss. I'm sorry. Excuse me! Oooh! 1000 01:14:40,513 --> 01:14:43,346 You didn't see me. I wasn't here. 1001 01:14:43,415 --> 01:14:45,576 Ow! Oooh! 1002 01:14:47,586 --> 01:14:50,487 - Where is he? Where'd he go? - I didn't see him. He wasn't here. 1003 01:14:56,195 --> 01:14:58,254 Hey. 1004 01:14:59,865 --> 01:15:01,992 You still here? 1005 01:15:02,067 --> 01:15:04,399 You look great. 1006 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:07,098 Whoa! 1007 01:15:08,340 --> 01:15:10,604 The end of the second lap, you still got a comfortable lead. 1008 01:15:10,676 --> 01:15:14,476 Yo. 1009 01:15:15,781 --> 01:15:17,715 Excuse me again. 1010 01:15:20,519 --> 01:15:23,488 - Hi, boss. - Aw, shit! 1011 01:15:23,556 --> 01:15:25,990 Bye, boss. 1012 01:15:29,094 --> 01:15:30,584 - Brantley? - Hi. 1013 01:15:30,663 --> 01:15:32,790 - What are you doing here? - Looking for Whitfield. 1014 01:15:32,865 --> 01:15:34,457 Got a delivery for him. 1015 01:15:34,533 --> 01:15:37,297 Why are you wearing a suit? 1016 01:15:37,369 --> 01:15:40,497 - Because of the funeral. - Whose funeral? 1017 01:15:40,573 --> 01:15:44,976 A friend. He died. We buried him. 1018 01:15:45,044 --> 01:15:47,706 What is all this stuff? 1019 01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:52,274 Uh, production performance charts from the Midwest region, I guess. 1020 01:15:55,254 --> 01:15:59,350 - Where is Whitfield? - He's not here? 1021 01:15:59,425 --> 01:16:01,586 Have you ever seen Whitfield, Brantley? 1022 01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:03,321 Yes, sir. 1023 01:16:03,395 --> 01:16:07,729 Well, lots of times. I deliver here every day. Great guy. 1024 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,735 How does he get all this information? 1025 01:16:10,803 --> 01:16:15,604 Well, it's available in most quarterly stock reports… 1026 01:16:15,674 --> 01:16:18,336 probably. 1027 01:16:20,112 --> 01:16:21,670 - Take this up to my office. - Yes, sir. 1028 01:16:28,053 --> 01:16:31,386 - You're not comin'? - I'll be there in a minute. 1029 01:16:41,968 --> 01:16:44,801 One question: What the hell are you doin'? 1030 01:16:44,871 --> 01:16:47,237 - Having a nervous breakdown. - No wonder. 1031 01:16:47,307 --> 01:16:51,175 Look, nothin' good can come from this. If you get caught, you get canned. 1032 01:16:51,244 --> 01:16:54,179 If you don't, you become one of them… a suit. It's a no-win situation. 1033 01:16:54,247 --> 01:16:57,011 I'm still a half a step ahead of them, pal. 1034 01:17:08,261 --> 01:17:12,527 ♪ I hear music ♪ ♪ when I look at you ♪ 1035 01:17:12,599 --> 01:17:15,796 Aunt Vera, hi. How are you? 1036 01:17:18,004 --> 01:17:20,973 ♪ I'm in the mood ♪ ♪ for love ♪ 1037 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:24,875 ♪ Simply because ♪ ♪ you're near me ♪ 1038 01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:29,972 A medley. Gee, that's nice. Why are you singing a medley? 1039 01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:33,986 ♪ I get no kick ♪ ♪ from champagne ♪ 1040 01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:39,583 - ♪ Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all ♪ - Please, don't sing anymore. 1041 01:17:39,659 --> 01:17:42,628 Ow! Oh, God! 1042 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:45,426 I haven't sung in years. You see what you do to me? 1043 01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:47,591 - ♪ I'm wild again ♪ - He's on his way up. 1044 01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:48,475 ♪ Beguiled again ♪ 1045 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,922 He's gonna be here any minute. Why are you doing this? Ow. 1046 01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:53,996 - I'm going to have you for lunch. - Can't I get you a ham and cheese? 1047 01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:57,043 - Look at that cute little Adam's apple. - Aunt Vera! 1048 01:17:57,110 --> 01:18:00,045 Listen. Oh, shit. Since the last time we met, there's been a change. 1049 01:18:00,113 --> 01:18:03,082 - Yes, nice suit, Brantley. - Ow! 1050 01:18:03,149 --> 01:18:06,448 Look, what I mean to say is… Oh, Christ! 1051 01:18:06,519 --> 01:18:08,919 - I'm not free anymore. - You're gonna charge me? 1052 01:18:08,988 --> 01:18:13,288 - You're getting awfully cynical. Does your mother know about this? - I'm not available! 1053 01:18:13,359 --> 01:18:16,590 - Oof! - Oh, good, you're not gonna charge me. 1054 01:18:16,663 --> 01:18:19,723 Don't worry, Brantley. I don't wanna marry you. I'm already married. 1055 01:18:19,799 --> 01:18:22,324 - I just wanna love you. - Love. 1056 01:18:22,402 --> 01:18:25,894 I don't mean love as in two star-crossed virginettes running through the clover. 1057 01:18:25,972 --> 01:18:29,499 Nothing icky like that. I'm a practical woman. You should be a practical man. 1058 01:18:29,576 --> 01:18:33,103 If you just let me, I could steer you through these shark-infested waters… 1059 01:18:33,179 --> 01:18:35,477 of this stupid company just like I steered Howard. 1060 01:18:35,548 --> 01:18:38,608 Look, I like you. I really like you. But I gotta tell you. 1061 01:18:38,685 --> 01:18:42,485 I've become seriously and emotionally involved with someone who isn't my aunt. 1062 01:18:43,223 --> 01:18:46,624 - I forgive you, Brantley. - Listen! 1063 01:18:46,693 --> 01:18:49,560 - There is someone else in my life! - I got it. I don't care. 1064 01:18:49,629 --> 01:18:51,358 There's someone else in my life too. 1065 01:18:51,431 --> 01:18:54,798 Maybe we should introduce your girlfriend to my husband. 1066 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:59,168 Look, I don't wanna get rough with you, but I'll belt you around if I have to. 1067 01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:02,367 Jesus Christ, Vera! I'm gonna get fired. Gimme a break. 1068 01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:04,376 Don't whine, Brantley. Life is too short. 1069 01:19:04,444 --> 01:19:07,845 Before you know it, you'll be 25, wondering where it all went. 1070 01:19:10,617 --> 01:19:14,053 - What the hell is this? - He fainted. 1071 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:17,453 - Fainted? - Dead away. 1072 01:19:17,524 --> 01:19:20,288 Actually, he, um, hit his head. 1073 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,420 - It was a light fainting. Knocked out. - Hit his head on what? 1074 01:19:23,496 --> 01:19:24,827 - The floor. - The ceiling. 1075 01:19:24,898 --> 01:19:26,422 - Which one? - Both. - Neither. 1076 01:19:26,499 --> 01:19:29,093 - What the hell happened? - Uh… 1077 01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:31,637 Uh, Uncle Howard, it was like this. 1078 01:19:31,704 --> 01:19:37,006 Uh, I walked into your office, and, um… and I saw this beautiful woman… 1079 01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:39,544 who I had never seen before in my life. 1080 01:19:39,612 --> 01:19:43,275 And imagine my surprise when I found out it was my Aunt Vera. 1081 01:19:43,349 --> 01:19:47,410 Uh, well, he was so excited, his blood pressure shot up, 1082 01:19:47,487 --> 01:19:49,614 and then he fell and hit his head on the floor. 1083 01:19:49,689 --> 01:19:51,020 Out like a light. 1084 01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:54,548 So I crawled deliriously to the sofa. 1085 01:19:54,627 --> 01:19:57,027 - Oh, and I rushed to his aid. - And you walked in. 1086 01:19:57,096 --> 01:20:01,465 And shame on you for not telling me our nephew's working for the company. 1087 01:20:01,534 --> 01:20:05,368 Our nephew works for the company. I've got a million things to take care of. 1088 01:20:05,438 --> 01:20:07,372 - Why are you here? - Lunch. 1089 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,637 - We were supposed to have lunch. - I've had my lunch. 1090 01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:14,441 - You don't seem to realize… - Oh, I do realize, Howard. 1091 01:20:14,514 --> 01:20:17,779 So, you won't mind if Brantley and I go out to lunch to get better acquainted? 1092 01:20:17,851 --> 01:20:21,912 - Fine. - I can't. I gotta go to a funeral. 1093 01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:24,513 You said you already went. 1094 01:20:25,725 --> 01:20:29,183 You know, in my grief, I forgot. 1095 01:20:29,262 --> 01:20:34,666 Why don't we bring Brantley out to the house this weekend for the party? 1096 01:20:34,734 --> 01:20:37,794 I mean, he is family. 1097 01:20:37,871 --> 01:20:41,739 Yes, you know, that might be a very good idea. 1098 01:20:41,808 --> 01:20:43,901 No, I don't think I'd fit in, Aunt Vera. 1099 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:46,309 Oh, but you do fit in, Brantley. 1100 01:20:46,379 --> 01:20:48,745 - Oh, God. - I'll make sure he has a wonderful time. 1101 01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:52,774 All right. It's settled. Now, can I get back to work here? 1102 01:20:52,852 --> 01:20:56,185 Be nice to have a playmate for the weekend. 1103 01:21:06,266 --> 01:21:10,225 - You wanted to see me, sir? - Oh, yeah, Brantley. 1104 01:21:10,303 --> 01:21:13,795 I want you to know I've been watching you very closely lately. 1105 01:21:13,873 --> 01:21:17,707 - You have? - I know everything you've been up to. 1106 01:21:17,777 --> 01:21:20,974 - You do? - Everything. 1107 01:21:22,749 --> 01:21:26,810 Sir, I can explain this. See, I didn't know… who that was… 1108 01:21:26,886 --> 01:21:30,151 I know, for example, that you've been working hard in the mail room. 1109 01:21:30,223 --> 01:21:34,683 You've kept your eyes open and your nose clean. You stayed out of trouble. 1110 01:21:34,761 --> 01:21:38,197 I'm gonna reward you for that one of these days. 1111 01:21:38,264 --> 01:21:42,496 But first, I'd like to ask a favor of you. 1112 01:21:42,568 --> 01:21:44,968 You name it, sir. 1113 01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:48,007 We'll talk about it while we work out. 1114 01:21:49,108 --> 01:21:51,508 You like to sweat, don't you, Brantley? 1115 01:21:56,816 --> 01:22:00,252 Your Aunt Vera seems to have taken an instant liking to you. 1116 01:22:02,755 --> 01:22:05,519 - I hadn't noticed. - Oh, it's obvious. 1117 01:22:05,591 --> 01:22:08,719 I think she'd like to get to know you a lot better. 1118 01:22:08,795 --> 01:22:11,195 I wanna encourage that. 1119 01:22:11,264 --> 01:22:14,131 I'd like you to spend lots of time with Aunt Vera… 1120 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:17,931 at the party this weekend. 1121 01:22:18,004 --> 01:22:22,498 Men like us can't be locked into one woman, Brantley. 1122 01:22:22,575 --> 01:22:26,909 We need variety. Keeps us young, energetic, competitive. 1123 01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:31,349 You get my meaning? Of course you do. We're men of the world, right? 1124 01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:34,045 Now, a problem has developed. 1125 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:37,851 - I have a friend, a companion… - A girl. 1126 01:22:37,924 --> 01:22:41,257 She's been getting a little antsy lately. 1127 01:22:41,327 --> 01:22:43,625 Mm, wants me to leave my wife. 1128 01:22:43,696 --> 01:22:47,029 Well, I'm not about to leave my wife… not for her, not for anyone. 1129 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:51,093 I just need a little time to get the situation under control again. 1130 01:22:51,170 --> 01:22:53,468 - Understand? - Not altogether. 1131 01:22:53,539 --> 01:22:56,303 Well, I'm inviting her out to the party this weekend, 1132 01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:58,844 and we're gonna spend a little time together, 1133 01:22:58,911 --> 01:23:03,848 which is why I need you to keep your Aunt Vera occupied as much as possible. 1134 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:06,441 - Get the picture? - Yeah, wide-screen. 1135 01:23:06,519 --> 01:23:10,046 - But I got some big plans this weekend. - Fine. I won't forget this favor. 1136 01:23:10,123 --> 01:23:13,752 - No, you don't understand. See… - Great. It's all settled then. 1137 01:23:13,826 --> 01:23:17,319 I've got my eye out for some rapid advancement for you, Brantley. 1138 01:23:17,398 --> 01:23:21,357 You seem to be a young man with a lot on the ball. Keep it up. 1139 01:23:25,205 --> 01:23:27,230 Schmuck. 1140 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,835 Ooh, that's nice. 1141 01:23:33,147 --> 01:23:36,082 Oh, excuse me. Brantley, darling. 1142 01:23:36,150 --> 01:23:38,118 I was afraid you wouldn't come. 1143 01:23:40,554 --> 01:23:42,545 Vera. 1144 01:23:42,623 --> 01:23:45,956 I'm going to introduce you to the most powerful money men in New York. 1145 01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:48,017 If you can do to them what you've done to me… 1146 01:23:48,095 --> 01:23:51,030 - I can't do that. - I mean bowl them over, darling. 1147 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:54,033 You're irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm. 1148 01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:56,331 - Hi, Whitfield. - Whitfield? 1149 01:23:56,403 --> 01:23:58,394 Yeah, it's my middle name. Brantley Whitfield… 1150 01:23:58,472 --> 01:24:00,667 - Hi, Carlton. - Carlton Foster. 1151 01:24:00,741 --> 01:24:03,801 - You go by all those names? - Yeah, I got a lot of 'em. 1152 01:24:03,877 --> 01:24:08,177 My parents couldn't make up their mind. My monogram looks like an eye chart. 1153 01:24:08,248 --> 01:24:12,014 You're always surprising me, Brantley. That's your most attractive quality. 1154 01:24:13,153 --> 01:24:15,348 Promise me you'll never stop. 1155 01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,947 Ah. I promise. 1156 01:24:18,025 --> 01:24:19,959 Oh, good. Now. 1157 01:24:20,027 --> 01:24:23,724 Roland Owens, First Federal. Very rich. We start with him. 1158 01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:26,527 He made his money the really old-fashioned way. 1159 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,625 He inherited it. 1160 01:24:28,702 --> 01:24:31,102 And see the man playing tennis with the elbow brace, 1161 01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:32,399 the knee strap and the glove? 1162 01:24:32,473 --> 01:24:36,500 Vernon S. Fletcher, Wall Street's iron man. 1163 01:24:36,577 --> 01:24:39,842 If he likes you, you can write your own ticket, and he'll like you. 1164 01:24:39,913 --> 01:24:42,074 Who's the tall guy with all the girls? 1165 01:24:42,149 --> 01:24:45,949 Good eye, Brantley. Harley McMasters, First Multinational. 1166 01:24:46,019 --> 01:24:50,479 Recently divorced. They're all dying to be the second Mrs. First Multinational. 1167 01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:55,494 Listen, you're not gonna tell anybody I work in the mail room, are ya? 1168 01:24:55,562 --> 01:24:57,530 Trust me, Brantley. 1169 01:24:57,598 --> 01:24:59,657 I got Howard his key to the executive washroom. 1170 01:24:59,733 --> 01:25:01,724 I can do the same thing for you. 1171 01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:06,339 Christy? 1172 01:25:07,908 --> 01:25:09,842 Here are Whitfield's notes. 1173 01:25:12,446 --> 01:25:14,380 - Impressive. - Thank you. 1174 01:25:16,316 --> 01:25:19,843 This is supposed to be a business trip, remember? 1175 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:23,356 Oh, baby, how can I concentrate on business? 1176 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:25,357 Howard, let me go! 1177 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,368 - Ha! - Ah! Oh, Carlton! 1178 01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:38,370 - What are you doing here? - Hey. 1179 01:25:38,438 --> 01:25:41,134 Would Carlton Whitfield miss a party? 1180 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:43,768 - I'm so glad you're here. - So am I. 1181 01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,714 Quick! 1182 01:25:48,782 --> 01:25:51,376 Stop! Not here! 1183 01:25:54,354 --> 01:25:56,413 - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. - No, I don't. 1184 01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:58,924 Wait. I gotta tuck. You go first. Go first. 1185 01:25:58,992 --> 01:26:02,393 - How do I look? - Come on. Come on. 1186 01:26:02,462 --> 01:26:05,488 Well, I've had a look at that preliminary report, 1187 01:26:05,566 --> 01:26:08,797 and I'm satisfied that the proposed cutbacks are our best line of defense. 1188 01:26:08,869 --> 01:26:12,066 Thank you, sir. We have tried to cut hard and deep. 1189 01:26:12,139 --> 01:26:16,473 - Yes. Well, the job was adequately done. - Thank you, sir. 1190 01:26:16,543 --> 01:26:19,239 I think Whitfield is right, and this report is wrong. 1191 01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:01,281 Hello, sir. 1192 01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:07,019 - Have you seen Christy? - No, I haven't, sir. Not for a while. 1193 01:28:10,324 --> 01:28:13,259 - Have you seen Christy? - Uh, sorry. No, I haven't. 1194 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:18,055 - Oh, Jack. - Yes, Howard. 1195 01:28:18,131 --> 01:28:20,065 Uh, have you seen Christy Wells? 1196 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:22,067 She's talking to Whitfield. 1197 01:28:26,573 --> 01:28:29,508 No? Aw, come on. 1198 01:28:29,576 --> 01:28:31,544 It's my best one. 1199 01:28:31,611 --> 01:28:33,875 Would you excuse us for a minute, Christy? 1200 01:28:40,754 --> 01:28:43,985 Brantley, did you know that Whitfield is here? 1201 01:28:44,057 --> 01:28:46,423 Yeah, I think he was here earlier, but he left. 1202 01:28:46,493 --> 01:28:49,485 No. Somebody saw him a few minutes ago talking to Christy. 1203 01:28:51,898 --> 01:28:54,196 Now, I've got my reasons. 1204 01:28:54,267 --> 01:28:56,235 I want you to stay close to Christy, 1205 01:28:56,303 --> 01:28:58,635 and keep Whitfield away from her. 1206 01:28:58,705 --> 01:29:01,139 Can you do that for me? 1207 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:03,233 Hey, I'm your man. 1208 01:29:03,310 --> 01:29:06,245 Good. I knew I could count on you. 1209 01:29:12,719 --> 01:29:14,653 What was that all about? 1210 01:29:14,721 --> 01:29:19,488 Well, he wants me to stay as close to you as possible. 1211 01:29:19,559 --> 01:29:21,823 - He told you that? - Yeah. 1212 01:29:23,263 --> 01:29:26,824 I don't know. I guess he thinks we make a good couple. 1213 01:30:07,742 --> 01:30:11,439 Vera? Are you awake? 1214 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,588 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1215 01:30:23,991 --> 01:30:25,982 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1216 01:30:27,695 --> 01:30:29,856 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1217 01:30:31,466 --> 01:30:33,400 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1218 01:30:34,469 --> 01:30:36,835 ♪ Even more beautiful ♪ 1219 01:30:38,339 --> 01:30:40,830 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1220 01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:45,072 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1221 01:30:45,146 --> 01:30:47,910 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1222 01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,124 Christy? 1223 01:31:42,470 --> 01:31:44,961 Uh! Ah! 1224 01:31:46,107 --> 01:31:48,337 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1225 01:31:50,044 --> 01:31:52,035 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1226 01:31:53,581 --> 01:31:58,746 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1227 01:32:36,891 --> 01:32:38,950 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1228 01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:42,322 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1229 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:47,258 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1230 01:32:51,639 --> 01:32:53,630 Hmph. 1231 01:33:04,752 --> 01:33:07,186 Darling? 1232 01:33:49,196 --> 01:33:51,494 Sweetheart, it's Howard. 1233 01:33:51,565 --> 01:33:54,864 - Go away! - Let's make this a night to remember. 1234 01:33:54,935 --> 01:33:58,462 Darling, I know you're angry with me, 1235 01:33:58,539 --> 01:34:03,272 but think of all the things that we've meant to each other. 1236 01:34:03,344 --> 01:34:06,108 I want to marry you, Christy. 1237 01:34:13,154 --> 01:34:15,952 Oh, don't be that way, baby. 1238 01:34:22,063 --> 01:34:24,361 What do you say? 1239 01:34:24,432 --> 01:34:26,366 Will you marry me? 1240 01:34:26,434 --> 01:34:29,767 No, but I'd like to beat the shit outta you! 1241 01:34:34,575 --> 01:34:37,135 Wait 'til I get my… 1242 01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:45,943 - Brantley, who is that? - Oh, my God! 1243 01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:48,250 Oh, my God! 1244 01:34:48,322 --> 01:34:51,655 The sexual revolution is over. Everybody, out of bed. 1245 01:34:53,661 --> 01:34:56,027 What are you doing in Christy's bed, Brantley? 1246 01:34:56,097 --> 01:34:58,429 - I'm talking to you, Howard. - Who's Brantley? 1247 01:34:58,499 --> 01:35:03,198 Brantley is the guy who just found his stolen notes in your bag. 1248 01:35:03,270 --> 01:35:06,933 Those are Whitfield's notes, and they are not stolen. He gave them to me. 1249 01:35:07,007 --> 01:35:10,443 You were so grateful to him, you climbed into bed and asked him to marry you. 1250 01:35:10,511 --> 01:35:12,706 What are you talking about? I climbed into bed with you. 1251 01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:13,974 Baloney! 1252 01:35:14,048 --> 01:35:15,982 You thought you were climbing into bed with her. 1253 01:35:16,050 --> 01:35:19,349 Wait. When I came in, he was in bed with Whitfield. 1254 01:35:19,420 --> 01:35:21,354 Whitfield? He wasn't even here. 1255 01:35:21,422 --> 01:35:23,890 - Are you blind? Who's that? - That's Brantley. 1256 01:35:23,958 --> 01:35:25,550 Brantley? 1257 01:35:25,626 --> 01:35:28,356 So this is the bimbo you've been screwing around with? 1258 01:35:28,429 --> 01:35:31,455 - Who are you calling a bimbo? - If the shoe fits… 1259 01:35:31,532 --> 01:35:33,500 What's that supposed to mean? 1260 01:35:33,567 --> 01:35:35,797 Why didn't you ask for those? I would have given 'em to you. 1261 01:35:35,870 --> 01:35:38,839 I was gonna tell you about that. It happened before I really knew you. 1262 01:35:38,906 --> 01:35:43,036 So when we were in bed, that whole thing was James Bond time, right? 1263 01:35:43,110 --> 01:35:46,341 - No! - You went to bed with Brantley? 1264 01:35:46,413 --> 01:35:50,349 Don't worry, Howard. She's probably got microfilm pictures of the whole thing. 1265 01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:52,385 What were you doing in bed with my nephew? 1266 01:35:52,453 --> 01:35:55,388 - Whitfield's your nephew? - This is Brantley Foster. 1267 01:35:55,456 --> 01:35:57,083 He works in the mail room. 1268 01:35:57,158 --> 01:35:59,649 The mail room? You mean you're not an executive? 1269 01:35:59,727 --> 01:36:03,595 Let me get this straight. Brantley is Whitfield? 1270 01:36:03,664 --> 01:36:08,067 That's right. Brantley is Whitfield. Whitfield is Brantley. 1271 01:36:08,135 --> 01:36:12,572 And Christy is the bimbo. Well, now that we've had Mouseketeer roll call, 1272 01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:14,870 I'm just going to go call my lawyer. 1273 01:36:14,942 --> 01:36:18,878 Wait. Christy is not the bimbo I was screwing around with at the office. 1274 01:36:18,946 --> 01:36:20,379 People better stop calling me "bimbo." 1275 01:36:20,447 --> 01:36:22,176 It was a different bimbo. 1276 01:36:22,249 --> 01:36:24,945 That's fine. How many bimbos would you say there were? 1277 01:36:25,019 --> 01:36:28,284 I misspoke myself. There weren't any bimbos at all. 1278 01:36:28,355 --> 01:36:30,847 - Except Christy. - Right. No! 1279 01:36:30,926 --> 01:36:33,451 - Vera! Vera! - The question is, 1280 01:36:33,528 --> 01:36:36,759 how many people did you sleep with to get to the top? 1281 01:36:39,668 --> 01:36:42,068 That was a very expensive vase, you bitch. 1282 01:36:42,137 --> 01:36:46,039 Shut up! Now listen. Whatever I did was my business, not yours. 1283 01:36:46,107 --> 01:36:48,769 No, you mean it was company business. 1284 01:36:48,844 --> 01:36:52,712 That's right, and that's all it was: Business. 1285 01:36:54,850 --> 01:36:57,683 Wow. 1286 01:36:57,752 --> 01:37:00,118 Let me tell you somethin', sweetheart. 1287 01:37:02,490 --> 01:37:04,788 You're very good at your job. 1288 01:37:16,972 --> 01:37:19,907 You mean I was workin' for a guy from the mail room? 1289 01:37:19,975 --> 01:37:23,138 - You're not an executive? - He's too good to be an executive. 1290 01:37:24,246 --> 01:37:26,976 - Disappointed? - Yes! 1291 01:37:27,048 --> 01:37:30,449 I was having fun on this job. You had all this energy… 1292 01:37:30,518 --> 01:37:33,078 and all these crazy ideas. 1293 01:37:33,154 --> 01:37:35,179 And you kept takin' your pants off. 1294 01:37:35,257 --> 01:37:38,317 I don't want you to go. 1295 01:37:38,393 --> 01:37:40,759 Here. 1296 01:37:40,829 --> 01:37:43,798 Here's a little somethin' to remember me by. 1297 01:37:43,865 --> 01:37:47,528 - Thank you. - Brantley, why you lookin' so sad? 1298 01:37:47,602 --> 01:37:50,469 I don't know. I just thought it'd work out better, you know? 1299 01:37:50,538 --> 01:37:53,371 The job or the girl? 1300 01:37:53,441 --> 01:37:56,376 The job. To hell with the girl. 1301 01:37:56,444 --> 01:37:59,936 Yeah. You sound real convincing. 1302 01:38:01,016 --> 01:38:03,109 Well, look at it this way, pal. 1303 01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:07,851 For a few weeks, you sat up here in the lofty atmosphere of the big cheeses. 1304 01:38:07,923 --> 01:38:11,552 You had a nice view of Manhattan and a clean lunchroom to eat in. 1305 01:38:11,626 --> 01:38:15,790 Hell, you did more in two months than most people do in a lifetime. 1306 01:38:16,898 --> 01:38:18,832 Yeah, I'm gonna miss it. 1307 01:38:19,968 --> 01:38:22,368 The job or the girl? 1308 01:38:30,345 --> 01:38:33,678 - Goin' back to Kansas? - No, I'm not goin' back to Kansas. 1309 01:38:33,748 --> 01:38:35,477 I came to New York to succeed. 1310 01:38:35,550 --> 01:38:37,484 I hear there's an opening in the mail room. 1311 01:38:37,552 --> 01:38:39,144 You should talk. You're just as unemployed as I am. 1312 01:38:39,220 --> 01:38:40,482 Yeah? Not for long. 1313 01:38:40,555 --> 01:38:44,047 - I have contacts all over town. - There's always another Prescott around. 1314 01:38:44,125 --> 01:38:46,923 - Low blow, Foster. Dirty pool. - I call 'em like I see 'em. 1315 01:38:46,995 --> 01:38:49,429 - Yeah, you're perfect, right? - I never slept with the boss. 1316 01:38:49,497 --> 01:38:52,364 - No, you slept with the boss's wife. - Hey, she seduced me. 1317 01:38:52,434 --> 01:38:54,368 He seduced me. What's the difference? 1318 01:38:54,436 --> 01:38:55,994 I couldn't help it. 1319 01:38:56,071 --> 01:38:58,869 - You went willingly. - I see. You were tied up in chains. 1320 01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:01,170 I'm the one who thought you were a nice guy. 1321 01:39:01,242 --> 01:39:03,176 - I am a nice guy! - You're a rat! 1322 01:39:03,244 --> 01:39:05,212 You deceived me then acted as judge and jury… 1323 01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:07,214 in a situation you knew nothing about. 1324 01:39:07,282 --> 01:39:10,649 - I know you were spying on me. - I wasn't spying on you! 1325 01:39:10,719 --> 01:39:14,018 - And I won't be spying on you anymore! - No, you won't, 'cause if I see you… 1326 01:39:22,697 --> 01:39:24,688 Sorry. This car is full. 1327 01:39:29,838 --> 01:39:32,830 - We could never pull that off. - How do you know? 1328 01:39:32,907 --> 01:39:34,067 You're lookin' at a kid from the mail room… 1329 01:39:34,142 --> 01:39:36,133 who moved into a top executive position. 1330 01:39:36,211 --> 01:39:37,405 Are you gonna tell me I can't pull it off? 1331 01:39:37,479 --> 01:39:39,106 But you didn't. 1332 01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:43,116 I almost did. We could pull this off. 1333 01:39:45,387 --> 01:39:47,480 Listen. I'm gonna need your help, both of you. 1334 01:39:47,555 --> 01:39:49,648 - Is it somethin' I could get fired for? - Absolutely. 1335 01:39:49,724 --> 01:39:53,956 - I like it. - Jean, see if you can find Harley McMasters' number. 1336 01:39:54,029 --> 01:39:56,463 And get some food up here. Chinese sound good to you? 1337 01:39:57,932 --> 01:40:01,493 Mr. Davenport, we realize you'll want to move some of your own people… 1338 01:40:01,569 --> 01:40:05,699 into the, uh, medium control positions here at Pemrose. 1339 01:40:07,842 --> 01:40:09,935 Naturally. 1340 01:40:10,011 --> 01:40:13,742 What we're concerned about, frankly, is the upper management positions. 1341 01:40:16,751 --> 01:40:20,050 - Most of 'em will have to go. - Oh, no. 1342 01:40:22,123 --> 01:40:24,057 I see. 1343 01:40:25,727 --> 01:40:27,661 But a handful of 'em, 1344 01:40:29,597 --> 01:40:31,531 who have been so helpful, 1345 01:40:33,601 --> 01:40:35,535 like yourselves, of course, 1346 01:40:36,671 --> 01:40:38,639 will be stayin' as long as you like. 1347 01:40:38,706 --> 01:40:42,073 Well, then I see nothing in the way… 1348 01:40:42,143 --> 01:40:44,839 of the immediate merger of our two companies. 1349 01:40:44,913 --> 01:40:48,041 Is this the place? It is! Hey, good. Sorry we're late. 1350 01:40:48,116 --> 01:40:52,018 - Get them out of here. - I'm sorry. This is a private meeting. 1351 01:40:52,087 --> 01:40:54,681 - I have to ask you to leave. - Hold these, will you? 1352 01:40:54,756 --> 01:40:58,317 Thanks a lot. 1353 01:40:58,393 --> 01:41:01,362 - Call building security. - Whoa, whoa, Howard, relax. Listen. 1354 01:41:01,429 --> 01:41:04,728 On behalf of the personnel in the mail room, the girls in the secretarial pool, 1355 01:41:04,799 --> 01:41:06,733 the female executives here at Pemrose, 1356 01:41:06,801 --> 01:41:08,735 we wanted to give our blessing to this little merger. 1357 01:41:08,803 --> 01:41:12,534 - Who in hell are these people? - Is that Don? Donny! 1358 01:41:12,607 --> 01:41:16,907 How ya doin'? You mind if I stand up? I think better when I'm movin' around. 1359 01:41:16,978 --> 01:41:20,141 Gotta tell you, Don. At first, the idea of this merger… 1360 01:41:20,215 --> 01:41:23,810 made me as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 1361 01:41:23,885 --> 01:41:25,944 But then I realized I was wrong. 1362 01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:29,421 The combination of our products and your distribution capabilities… 1363 01:41:29,491 --> 01:41:32,585 could vault Pemrose right to the top of the market. 1364 01:41:33,761 --> 01:41:37,891 So glad you approve, whoever you are. 1365 01:41:37,966 --> 01:41:40,491 Now if you get the hell out of here, we'll finish the job. 1366 01:41:40,568 --> 01:41:42,832 I can't do that for you, Don. 1367 01:41:43,972 --> 01:41:45,906 See, the problem here is management. 1368 01:41:47,041 --> 01:41:49,373 Things were bad enough when Howard was running the company. 1369 01:41:49,444 --> 01:41:53,574 - Now we got you to deal with too. - Get them out of here, now. 1370 01:41:53,648 --> 01:41:56,879 He can't, Don. You see, Brantley made arrangements… 1371 01:41:56,951 --> 01:42:01,945 to buy 5% of the stock in your company, Davenport Enterprises, this morning. 1372 01:42:03,191 --> 01:42:05,523 - We're buying you out. - What? 1373 01:42:05,593 --> 01:42:08,187 Get in there. 1374 01:42:08,263 --> 01:42:10,527 That's right! 1375 01:42:10,598 --> 01:42:13,533 We've initiated a takeover of Davenport Enterprises… 1376 01:42:13,601 --> 01:42:16,434 in a proxy fight for the Pemrose Corporation. 1377 01:42:16,504 --> 01:42:20,270 - This way, Mr. McMasters. - Gentlemen, good afternoon. 1378 01:42:20,341 --> 01:42:22,741 Oh. These are my financial advisers. 1379 01:42:22,810 --> 01:42:25,904 - They agreed to lend me the money to finance this takeover. - How are you? 1380 01:42:25,980 --> 01:42:28,744 Surely you're not going to invest in some crackpot scheme… 1381 01:42:28,816 --> 01:42:31,944 cooked up by a kid who used to work in our mail room. 1382 01:42:32,020 --> 01:42:35,421 Not at first, Howie. But see, I had an ace in the hole: 1383 01:42:35,490 --> 01:42:38,823 A major stockholder in the company with the clout and support I needed. 1384 01:42:38,893 --> 01:42:44,058 Don, meet the new chairperson of the Pemrose Corporation… 1385 01:42:44,132 --> 01:42:46,259 and the daughter of the founder, 1386 01:42:46,334 --> 01:42:48,165 Vera Prescott. 1387 01:42:50,672 --> 01:42:53,505 Afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1388 01:42:53,575 --> 01:42:55,509 Brantley and I are old friends. 1389 01:42:55,577 --> 01:42:58,774 When he told me his wonderful ideas for running the company, 1390 01:42:58,846 --> 01:43:00,837 I knew he was the man for the job. 1391 01:43:00,915 --> 01:43:05,511 I think we all understand your real motivation here, Vera. 1392 01:43:07,488 --> 01:43:12,654 Oh, I admit I felt some attraction towards Brantley at the beginning, 1393 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:15,196 but as you've always told me, Howard, 1394 01:43:15,264 --> 01:43:17,198 love is love, 1395 01:43:17,266 --> 01:43:19,325 but business is business. 1396 01:43:19,401 --> 01:43:22,666 You've run Daddy's company into the ground, Howard. 1397 01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:26,037 I believe these people here can bring it back to where it belongs. 1398 01:43:27,176 --> 01:43:29,974 Now, up, Howard, out of that chair. 1399 01:43:30,779 --> 01:43:34,010 Don't be ridiculous. I'm not about to resign my position. 1400 01:43:34,083 --> 01:43:37,985 Oh, you don't have to, Howard. You're fired. 1401 01:43:38,053 --> 01:43:40,317 What? 1402 01:43:40,389 --> 01:43:42,789 - Vera, you can't! - Oh, yes, I can. 1403 01:43:42,858 --> 01:43:44,849 You see, Mr. Davenport, 1404 01:43:44,927 --> 01:43:50,160 as of this afternoon, I control 50.1% of the voting stock. 1405 01:43:50,232 --> 01:43:52,166 You, too, Art. You're history. 1406 01:43:55,304 --> 01:43:58,967 Brantley, Christy, Jean, Melrose. 1407 01:44:07,916 --> 01:44:09,850 Ah, gentlemen, just in time. 1408 01:44:09,918 --> 01:44:12,944 Mr. Prescott and his aide have disrupted a very important meeting. 1409 01:44:13,022 --> 01:44:15,217 Would you please escort them out of the building? 1410 01:44:15,291 --> 01:44:20,490 Vera! Why this open hostility? I don't understand. How did you get so… 1411 01:44:20,562 --> 01:44:22,723 Would you take charge of the meeting now, Brantley? 1412 01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:24,732 - I do not deserve this. - Excuse me. 1413 01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:27,667 ♪ S-U-C-C-E-S-S ♪ 1414 01:44:27,736 --> 01:44:29,795 ♪ That's the way ♪ ♪ we spell success ♪ 1415 01:44:31,307 --> 01:44:33,241 ♪ S-U-C-C-E-S-S ♪ 1416 01:44:35,577 --> 01:44:38,273 Feel free to do it amongst yourselves if you like. 1417 01:44:42,518 --> 01:44:45,646 - So have you been to Kansas? - No. What's in Kansas? 1418 01:44:45,721 --> 01:44:49,213 Well, I figured we'd take the private Pemrose jet, 1419 01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:51,555 drop in on the folks. 1420 01:44:51,627 --> 01:44:53,686 They're gonna want to meet you. 1421 01:44:56,965 --> 01:44:59,832 Why haven't I met you before? 1422 01:44:59,902 --> 01:45:02,336 Baby, you ain't been hangin' out in the mail room. 1423 01:45:02,404 --> 01:45:04,770 Ooh, the mail room. I like that sound. 1424 01:45:12,181 --> 01:45:15,617 Charlie, we got that same problem with elevator three again. 1425 01:45:15,684 --> 01:45:18,175 I don't believe this. 1426 01:45:18,253 --> 01:45:20,414 This elevator's stuck again. 1427 01:45:20,489 --> 01:45:24,482 ♪ Small-town boy ♪ ♪ So clean and sweet ♪ 1428 01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:27,495 ♪ Dressed and polished ♪ ♪ for the big-time dreams ♪ 1429 01:45:27,563 --> 01:45:31,124 ♪ Got a letter from his mama ♪ ♪ and a boyish grin ♪ 1430 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:34,863 ♪ Close his eyes for women ♪ ♪ and a real gentleman, yeah ♪ 1431 01:45:38,073 --> 01:45:41,565 ♪ You know there's nothin' like havin' ♪ ♪ that wall against your back ♪ 1432 01:45:41,643 --> 01:45:45,477 ♪ To put your ass in gear ♪ ♪ and your mind on track ♪ 1433 01:45:45,547 --> 01:45:48,482 ♪ When wheels start turnin' ♪ ♪ things start fallin' into place ♪ 1434 01:45:48,550 --> 01:45:51,018 ♪ You'd be surprised ♪ ♪ what you can do ♪ 1435 01:45:51,086 --> 01:45:54,112 ♪ With some intelligence ♪ ♪ and taste, yeah ♪ 1436 01:45:55,824 --> 01:45:59,453 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ ♪ finish first ♪ 1437 01:45:59,528 --> 01:46:02,759 ♪ Sometimes your best ♪ ♪ is all it takes ♪ 1438 01:46:02,831 --> 01:46:06,597 ♪ You know that sometimes ♪ ♪ the good guys finish first ♪ 1439 01:46:06,668 --> 01:46:09,330 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ 1440 01:46:09,405 --> 01:46:11,771 ♪ Finish first ♪ 1441 01:46:13,008 --> 01:46:14,942 ♪ Finish first ♪ 1442 01:46:23,986 --> 01:46:26,819 - Where to, sir? - The opera, Rattigan. 1443 01:46:26,889 --> 01:46:29,449 Yes, sir. 1444 01:46:29,658 --> 01:46:33,116 ♪ Back-door logic ♪ ♪ Turn your head around ♪ 1445 01:46:33,195 --> 01:46:36,494 ♪ Use the front door ♪ ♪ and avoid the crowds ♪ 1446 01:46:36,565 --> 01:46:39,659 ♪ They'll try to tell you ♪ ♪ that it can't be done ♪ 1447 01:46:39,735 --> 01:46:43,193 ♪ Beatin' big boys at their own game ♪ ♪ is half the fun ♪ 1448 01:46:43,272 --> 01:46:45,137 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1449 01:46:47,142 --> 01:46:50,634 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ ♪ finish first ♪ 1450 01:46:50,712 --> 01:46:53,840 ♪ Sometimes your best ♪ ♪ is all it takes ♪ 1451 01:46:53,916 --> 01:46:57,317 ♪ You know that sometimes ♪ ♪ the good guys finish first ♪ 1452 01:46:57,386 --> 01:47:01,220 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ 1453 01:47:01,290 --> 01:47:04,817 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ ♪ finish first ♪ 1454 01:47:04,893 --> 01:47:07,862 ♪ Walking a straight line ♪ ♪ in reverse ♪ 1455 01:47:07,930 --> 01:47:11,866 ♪ You know that sometimes ♪ ♪ the good guys finish first ♪ 1456 01:47:11,934 --> 01:47:15,301 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ 1457 01:47:15,370 --> 01:47:18,862 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ ♪ finish first ♪ 1458 01:47:18,941 --> 01:47:22,035 ♪ Sometimes your best ♪ ♪ is all it takes ♪ 1459 01:47:22,110 --> 01:47:25,568 ♪ You know that sometimes ♪ ♪ the good guys finish first ♪ 1460 01:47:25,647 --> 01:47:28,775 ♪ Sometimes the good guys ♪ 1461 01:47:28,851 --> 01:47:30,785 ♪ Finish first ♪ 1462 01:47:44,933 --> 01:47:46,491 ♪ Think of it, ey ♪ 1463 01:47:46,568 --> 01:47:49,560 ♪ The world's in the palm ♪ ♪ of my hand ♪ 1464 01:47:52,407 --> 01:47:54,341 ♪ Run a comb through my hair ♪ 1465 01:47:54,409 --> 01:47:57,936 ♪ Headin' out for ♪ ♪ some new foreign land ♪ 1466 01:48:00,349 --> 01:48:04,285 ♪ And all this could seem ♪ ♪ like a dream out the door ♪ 1467 01:48:04,353 --> 01:48:08,483 ♪ With everyday people ♪ ♪ face down on the floor ♪ 1468 01:48:08,557 --> 01:48:13,017 ♪ I always said I could make it ♪ ♪ and be who I am ♪ 1469 01:48:15,898 --> 01:48:18,059 ♪ There's a new look in sight ♪ 1470 01:48:18,133 --> 01:48:22,399 ♪ What a change ♪ ♪ for the new modern man ♪ 1471 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:28,074 ♪ With all this it seems ♪ ♪ like I'm dyin' for more ♪ 1472 01:48:28,143 --> 01:48:32,409 ♪ The streets are on fire ♪ ♪ Never seen it before ♪ 1473 01:48:32,481 --> 01:48:35,644 ♪ It's like the sound of ♪ ♪ electric guitars ♪ 1474 01:48:40,355 --> 01:48:44,223 ♪ Worlds collide ♪ ♪ and hearts will be broken ♪ 1475 01:48:44,293 --> 01:48:47,990 ♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ It's the same every day ♪ 1476 01:48:48,063 --> 01:48:51,897 ♪ Why can't I say ♪ ♪ what has never concerned me ♪ 1477 01:48:51,967 --> 01:48:54,265 ♪ The secret of my success ♪ 1478 01:48:54,336 --> 01:48:56,270 ♪ Is I'm livin' ♪ 1479 01:48:58,941 --> 01:49:03,037 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 1480 01:49:08,784 --> 01:49:10,718 ♪ It's amazing to me ♪ 1481 01:49:10,786 --> 01:49:13,914 ♪ What a fool will believe ♪ ♪ to get by ♪ 1482 01:49:16,792 --> 01:49:19,420 ♪ With a big change ♪ ♪ of your mind ♪ 1483 01:49:19,494 --> 01:49:22,986 ♪ I can live, I can fly ♪ 1484 01:49:24,733 --> 01:49:28,430 ♪ The harder they come ♪ ♪ the harder they fall ♪ 1485 01:49:28,503 --> 01:49:32,906 ♪ I never say maybe ♪ ♪ and I go for it all ♪ 1486 01:49:32,975 --> 01:49:36,536 ♪ Just like the sound of ♪ ♪ electric guitars ♪ 1487 01:49:40,749 --> 01:49:44,617 ♪ Worlds collide ♪ ♪ and hearts will be broken ♪ 1488 01:49:44,686 --> 01:49:48,453 ♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ It's the same every day ♪ 1489 01:49:48,524 --> 01:49:52,324 ♪ Why can't I say ♪ ♪ what has never concerned me ♪ 1490 01:49:52,395 --> 01:49:54,761 ♪ The secret of my success ♪ 1491 01:49:54,831 --> 01:49:56,765 ♪ Is I'm livin' ♪ 1492 01:49:59,369 --> 01:50:02,361 ♪ Twenty-five hours a day ♪ 119524