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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:14,735 The earth 2 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,476 Is in a blaze 3 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:22,117 The world 4 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,424 Is in a maze 5 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,821 The way 6 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:33,161 Of life today 7 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,064 Is strange and odd 8 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,368 What happened 9 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:45,435 Across the sea 10 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:48,709 May come 11 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:53,219 To you and me 12 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,811 Whoa. come 13 00:00:56,923 --> 00:01:00,791 Let us go back 14 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,657 To God 15 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,390 Go back 16 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:07,058 - To God - Oh. come on 17 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,067 Let's go back to God 18 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:12,969 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 19 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:16,475 - Come on - Let's go back to God 20 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:20,134 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 21 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,478 - I know the way - Let's go back to God 22 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:27,346 - Without my Lord - Let's go back to God 23 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,186 - It's mighty hard - Let's go back to God 24 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,693 - Whoa. yeah - Let's go back to God 25 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,322 - That I know the path - Let's go back to God 26 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:42,391 - Wander path. yeah - Let's go back to God 27 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,495 - Left his mark - Let's go back to God 28 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:49,197 - Of hallowed troughs - Let's go back to God 29 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:53,268 - Come on. yes - Let's go back to God 30 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:56,440 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 31 00:01:56,516 --> 00:02:01,044 - Go back to God - Come. let us go back 32 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,112 To God 33 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,943 Uh! 34 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,853 Oh... Afternoon. Mrs. Munson. 35 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,788 Afternoon. Sheriff. 36 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:42,157 - You know the Funthes boy? - Um... 37 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,422 Mackatee Funthes? 38 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,964 Oh. no. not him. Weemack. 39 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:49,001 - Mackatee's eldest. - Oh. yeah... 40 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:52,196 - l don't believe l do. - Well. he's a good boy and all. 41 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:56,299 but he done gone down to the Costco in Pascagoula and got hisself a blaster. 42 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,209 - What? - And he been playing that music. 43 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,247 - Well. if you want. you know. l could... - Loud! 44 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,715 - Well. l could go talk to him if you... - "Left My Wallet in El Segundo." 45 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,877 - He left his wallet? - Hippity-hop music! 46 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,251 You know. they calls it hippity-hop music. 47 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,382 but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop. 48 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,925 Hm. 49 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,757 And Othar don't like that music neither. 50 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:23,500 - lt's been disturbin' Othar then. has it? - Well. how could it help but do? 51 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,368 "Left My Wallet in El Segundo"! 52 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:30,034 And. Sheriff. do you know what they call colored folks in them songs? 53 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:32,737 Have you got any idea? 54 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,248 - No. ma'am. l don't think... - Niggers! 55 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,376 l don't even want to say the word. Now. l won't say it twice. 56 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:42,421 - l can tell you that. l say it one time... - Yes. ma'am. 57 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,353 ...in the course of swearin' down my complaint. 58 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,721 - Yes'm. - Niggers! 59 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,555 Mm-mm-mm! 60 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:52,223 2000 years after Jesus! 30 years after Martin Luther King! 61 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,391 The age of Montel! 62 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,934 - Mm-mm-mm! - Sweet lord of mercy. 63 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,402 - is that where we at? - Mm-hm. 64 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:01,304 Weemack down to Pascagoula and gettin' hisself 65 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:05,276 a big ol' thumpety stereo so he can listen to that trash! 66 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,542 - Sheriff. you got to help that boy. - You want me to help him? 67 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,051 Extend that helpin' hand. Show an interest. 68 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:14,882 - Well. we're here to help. - Well. God bless you for that. 69 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,218 You don't want to be tried and found wantin'. 70 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,053 - No. ma'am. - No. many. many done 71 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:24,256 tunkalow parzen. Sheriff. Many. many done tunkalow parzen. 72 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,059 Many what. ma'am? 73 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:30,466 You been tried and found wantin'! You don't want that writin' on the wall. 74 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,331 Oh. no. ma'am. Don't want that on the wall. 75 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,930 - Feast of Balthazar. - Yeah. that sounds good. 76 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:40,139 The apostle John said. "Behold. there's a stranger in our midst... 77 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,307 - ...come to destroy us." - Yes. ma'am. 78 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:49,982 Come. let us go back... 79 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:53,514 ...to God go back 80 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:58,428 - Oh. come on - Let's go back to God 81 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:02,127 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 82 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:06,228 - Come on - Let's go back to God 83 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,400 - Let us go back - Let's go back to God 84 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:13,206 - Come on. yes! - Let's go back to God 85 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,770 - Let us go back - Let's go back 86 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:20,751 - To God - Go back to God 87 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,085 Do you need somethin' to eat. angel? 88 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:30,124 Othar. l went and complained about Weemack today. 89 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,131 Don't know if it'll do any good. 90 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:37,033 That boy hangin' by a thread. Over the pit. 91 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:42,871 Fiery pit! "Left My Wallet in El Segundo." 92 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,834 Ooh! 93 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,471 67 years of life. 94 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,948 46 years of marriage. 95 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:58,286 You mean to tell me you never once suffered from piles? 96 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,350 Well. it's the human condition. 97 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,691 Most humans. anyhow. 98 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:08,723 Like that ballplayer said. "The world's got two kind of folks." 99 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:13,363 "Them that's got the piles and them that's goin' get 'em." 100 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,237 But you always was healthy as a ox. 101 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:20,075 Passed on 'fore you could get the piles. Mm-hm. 102 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:23,513 Ooh. thank the Lord you never was sick. 103 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:29,818 l just want to pass away nice and peaceful. 104 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:34,417 Go to sleep one night. wake up in the glory land! Whoo! 105 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,382 Pickles! 106 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:03,788 - Go fetch Pickles! - Pickles? 107 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:09,185 Oh. he's up that tree again! You'd better shimmy on up. 108 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,958 Well. l do apologize. madam. but... 109 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,966 won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch 110 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,935 and. pining for his master's affection. return on his own initiative? 111 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:24,375 Uh. the point being. must we actually ascend the tree? 112 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,106 Look. l don't want no doubletalk. 113 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,081 Now. if you not gon' fetch him. l guess l gotta call the police. 114 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,811 - Police? - And they not goin' be happy. 115 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:37,379 Every time they have to fetch him. they swear they'll never do it no more. 116 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,018 No need to call the authorities. madam. 117 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,857 l did this often as a child. 118 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:47,388 l was a positive lemur. Here. kitty! 119 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,868 - Oh. don't upset him now! - l wouldn't think of it. madam. 120 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:55,840 Harmless little Felix domesticus. 121 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:59,105 Here. Kitty. Come to G.H. 122 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:04,343 Come. come. Here. kitty. Here. kitty. 123 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,078 Come. come. come. No. no. no. 124 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,983 That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it. 125 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,851 Ah. yeah. yeah. yeah. Come. come. come. 126 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,815 Come to the professor. 127 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,623 Yes. Y... Ah! 128 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:29,431 Uh... thank you. madam. for your act of kindness. 129 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,103 - Well. you let him out. - l certainly did. 130 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,840 and for that l apologize no end. 131 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:39,317 Allow me to present myself. um. formally. 132 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,821 Goldthwait Higginson Dorr . Ph.D. 133 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,984 Like Elmer? 134 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,356 - l beg your pardon. ma'am? - Fudd. 135 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:55,360 No. no. Ph.D. is a mark of academic attainment 136 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:59,393 bestowed. in my case. in recognition of my mastery of the antique languages 137 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,769 of Latin and Greek. 138 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,276 l also hold a number of other advanced degrees. including the baccalaureate 139 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:07,210 from a school in Paris. France. called the Sorbonne. 140 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,614 Sore bone. Well. that fits. 141 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:14,517 You ever study at Bob Jones University? 142 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,077 l have not had that privilege. 143 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:19,852 Oh. that's a Bible school. Only the finest in the country. 144 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,360 - l send 'em $5 every month. - That is very generous... 145 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,420 - l'm on the mailin' list! l'm a Angel. - Are you? Yes. 146 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,862 Oh. they list my name in the newsletter every issue. 147 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:32,063 - Do they? - Oh. l got the literature right over here. 148 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,902 - if you'd like to examine it... - Perhaps when my head has 149 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,205 recovered from its. uh... uh. buffeting. 150 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,269 Mrs. Munson. are you at all curious 151 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:46,148 as to why l darkened your door. as the expression would have it. 152 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:49,779 on this lovely. lovely camellia-scented morn? 153 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,688 Well. l was wonderin' till you let Pickles out. 154 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,192 - l quite understand. - Then in all the excitement... 155 00:09:55,261 --> 00:10:01,222 The fact is. l saw the sign in your window advertising a room to let? 156 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,201 And there are no other such signs among the houses 157 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,400 - on this charming. charming street. - Yeah. l got a room. 158 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:12,467 $1 5 a week. l'm lookin' for a quiet tenant. 159 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:17,244 Madam. you are addressing a man who is quiet 160 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:23,915 and yet not quiet. lf l may offer a riddle. 161 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:29,254 l am currently on sabbatical from the institution where l teach. 162 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,728 the University of Mississippi at Hattiesburg. 163 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:35,358 l am takin' a year off to indulge my passion. 164 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,299 and l do not believe that is too strong a word. 165 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,168 - for the music of the Renaissance. - Mm-hm. 166 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:44,300 l perform in. and have the honor of directing. a period-instrument ensemble 167 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,437 that performs at Renaissance Fairs and other cultural fora 168 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,708 throughout central and southern Mississippi. 169 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:55,584 We perform on the instruments for which the music was originally composed. 170 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,522 Now. wait a minute. You got some kind of band? 171 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:05,254 Oh. no. The word "band" would be. in this context. something of a misnomer. 172 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:09,097 Though we do play together. hence the word "ensemble". 173 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,932 the nature of the music is such that. 174 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:16,338 well. one would hesitate to apply the epithet "band" 175 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:20,004 - with connotations of janglin' rhythms. - So y'all ain't playin' no hippity-hop? 176 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:24,778 "l Left My Wallet in El Segundo". Songs with the titles spelled all funny? 177 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:34,623 Oh. no. no. We play music that has been composed to the greater glory of God. 178 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:40,258 Devotional music. Church music. 179 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,731 Gospel music? 180 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,168 Well. inspired by the gospel. certainly. 181 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,695 The vintage. of course. is no more recent than the Rococo. 182 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:52,471 Rococo. huh? Well. l guess that'd be OK. 183 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:57,107 But l don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you. 184 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:02,348 May l inquire. do you have a root cellar? 185 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:08,188 Ah... Yes. 186 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,154 Yes. yes. 187 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,258 This looks promising. 188 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,495 A little dank. ain't it? 189 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,097 lndeed. That only improves the acoustics. 190 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,915 Marvelous. 191 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,412 Yes. Ah! 192 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,424 Oh. these earthen walls are ideal for baffling 193 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:45,021 the higher registers of the. uh... lute or sackbut. 194 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,301 That is why so much music of the cinquecento was played in crypts 195 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,932 and catacombs. This is ideal. This is perfect. This is more than perfect. 196 00:12:56,008 --> 00:13:01,469 - l can scarcely contain my glee. - Oh. you containin' it OK. 197 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:08,785 You gotta peel this shit out. man. Sometimes it stick to the bottom. 198 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:12,255 Hey. this shit smells like piles. 199 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,383 You wouldn't even believe this. man. Even out here on the casino floor 200 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,395 you gonna find goddamn mercy pads. Tucks... 201 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,193 l don't know what the fuck people be doin' here while they gamblin'. 202 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:24,396 Man. l ain't peelin' no funky shit with my human hands. 203 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,961 That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses 204 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,234 - and shit attackin' your fuckin' insides. - Oh. well. shit. you gotta do it. 205 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,969 'cause Mr. Gudge checks everything. 206 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,410 This tunnel leads back onto the land for all the people that work for Mannex. 207 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,745 Mannex Corporation. They own the Bandit Queen. three other boats. 208 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,479 Now. this is where they think on their corporate shit. Gudge and them. 209 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:45,214 l mean. the light's as ugly as all hell. but. shit. ain't as many Tucks. 210 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,427 - Let me in. motherfucker! - What's the password? 211 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,486 Kiss my ass! 212 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,437 Now. this is where they count the dough. Now. if you try to take any of it. 213 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:05,102 Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass. Goddamn! 214 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,372 Dawg. this is a motherfuckin' pigsty. man! 215 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,710 You are a squeakyass. motherfuckin' pig! 216 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,081 Man. look at your ass. You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform. 217 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,382 Got breakfast there. and you still eatin' goddamn lunch. man. 218 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:19,390 l swear to God. if that ass was nickels. you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire. 219 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,393 Spread out. boy. Look at you. You a disgraceful fucka! 220 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,225 You is a fat motherfucker. man! l swear... 221 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,390 Hey. Mr. Gudge. uh... 222 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,831 - How you doin' this mornin'? - l'm doin' fine. 223 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,893 - All right. - So. how's the new man? 224 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,030 Oh. shit. he a cleanin' motherfucker. man. 225 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,007 - ls that a fact? - What's up. my nigga? 226 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,746 Cut! Cut. cut. cut! 227 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,815 Goddamn it. his canteen fell off. Props! 228 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,693 - The goddamn thing's canteen fell off. - OK. We're prepared for that. 229 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,130 Mountain. put Otto into the apparatus. 230 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:10,040 - What the hell is this? - World War l vintage gas mask. 231 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,442 lt's authentic. Strapped on. of course. so it can't fall off. 232 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,242 Now. the animal is free to be as active as he wants. 233 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,840 lt doesn't inhibit his movement in any way. and... 234 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,284 ...l think it really sells the whole doughboy thing. 235 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,878 - lt looks like a fucking joke. - Uh. you're absolutely right. 236 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,390 The gas mask is a whimsical concept. 237 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,551 How the hell does it eat when it gets to the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat? 238 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,323 - Well. you're absolutely right. - Don't let the clients see this. 239 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,262 - Or that Humane fucker. - No. of course not. 240 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,993 They'll just shut the fuckin' spot down. Pancake. They'll shut... 241 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,999 ...shut the fuckin' spot down. OK? 242 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,298 Put the goddamn canteen back on the dog. That says he's a soldier! 243 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,464 Dented tin canteen. All right? Strap it to his fucking collar! 244 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,403 Easiest thing in the world. l-l just thought... 245 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,738 What? 246 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,372 ...but you're right. A canteen's much better. Good concept. Let's go with that. 247 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,982 - What's he doing? - Well. he's. uh... 248 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,286 - Just breathe normally. Otto. - The fucking dog can't breathe. 249 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,122 Oh. no. he can breathe. Eh. eh. that thing is... 250 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,129 - Just breathe normally. Otto. - The fuckin' dog can't breathe. 251 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,664 The fuckin' dog cannot breathe! 252 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,723 OK? Get the fu... Get that fuckin' thing off of him. 253 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,326 Of course. Easiest thing in the world. 254 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,268 l don't have my Leatherman. Mountain. give me your Leatherman. Chop. chop! 255 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,364 Chitra! Make sure that Humane fucker doesn't come over here. OK? 256 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,102 Distract him. He'll shit if he sees this. 257 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,942 There we go. Mountain. have electric run me a stinger. 258 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,141 Don't give up on me. Otto! Mountain. l need two live leads! 259 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,843 Uh. eh. but. Garth. the gennie's a hundred yards away. 260 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,853 Goddamn it. Otto's gonna have irreversible brain damage in about 30 seconds. 261 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,515 Here we go. OK. kiss of life. 262 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,388 Otto is fuckin' dead! What the fuck are you doing?! 263 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,428 Otto is fuckin' dead! 264 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:42,859 Set! 320! 320! Hut! 265 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,105 Ugh! 266 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:01,817 l-left. 90-tiger. x-slant. On one. Ready? Break! 267 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,253 Hut! 268 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,958 Ugh! Ooh! 269 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,626 Split left. 68. Z-go. 270 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,966 - You the man. Hey. butthead! - Huh? 271 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,370 - You the man! - Me the man? 272 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,965 On one. Ready? Break! 273 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,673 390! 390! Hut! 274 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,956 Ugh! 275 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:52,193 Oh. no! 276 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,674 Hudson! Get your ass off the field! Get your ass off the field! 277 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,303 Goddamn it! Hudson. get your ass out of my game! 278 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,609 You couldn't catch a cold! 279 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,069 A'ight. Dragon Lady. we want that fuckin' money. 280 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,900 We want that doughnut money. 281 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,309 - Oh! OK. papa-san... - Whoa. whoa. whoa. 282 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,641 ...we want that doughnut money. 283 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,545 We ain't fuckin' around. Mr. Hi-Ho. 284 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,413 Look. this fuckin' thing. it ain't that complicated. 285 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,976 You give us all the fuckin' money. you won't get shot in the head. 286 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,420 A'ight? You got three seconds. 287 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:50,662 You... You got three fucking seconds. a'ight? One. two. three. You understand? 288 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,630 - We want that doughnut money! - l'm a count uno. and two and... 289 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,300 His fingers are way the fuck up my nose! 290 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,442 Get your fingers out my man's nose! 291 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,142 Cafe? 292 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,946 Ah! 293 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,121 Aah! 294 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,624 - Let it shine on - All night 295 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,429 - Let it shine on - Come on. now. let your 296 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,934 - Light from the lighthouse - Let it 297 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,438 Shine on me 298 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,369 - Oh. let it - Shine on 299 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,773 - Come on. let it - Shine on 300 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,904 - l need you to let your - Light from the lighthouse 301 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,845 Let it shine on me 302 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,510 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 303 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,119 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 304 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,778 - Let it shine on me - Shine on 305 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,586 - You got to let it shine on me - Shine on 306 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,786 - When you're walkin' in darkness - Shine on 307 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,056 - You gotta let it shine - Shine on 308 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:02,464 lf you want to see the light You gotta let it shine 309 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,397 You've got to let it shine 310 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,734 You've got to let it shine Whoo! 311 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,106 Come on. shine. yes! Come on. shine 312 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,940 Come on. shine 313 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,981 You've got to come on and let it shine 314 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,215 Yeah. help me let it shine 315 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,382 Let it shine 316 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,052 Shine! 317 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,089 Oh. yeah 318 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,530 - Hey. let it shine - Shine on 319 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,727 - Let it shine - Shine on 320 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,293 - Let it shine - Shine on 321 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,169 Let the light from the lighthouse 322 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,266 Shine... 323 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,004 On... 324 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,204 Me...! 325 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,771 Let it shine on me Yeah! 326 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:13,032 l know you all remember that when Moses came down the mountain 327 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:17,906 carrying the Word of God. come down that Sinai peak. 328 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,672 - he caught them lsraelites red-handed. - Yes! 329 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,941 What'd he catch 'em doin'? 330 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,880 He caught 'em worshippin' 331 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,815 - a golden calf. - Yes! 332 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,819 He caught 'em worshippin' 333 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,479 a false god. 334 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:34,920 He caught them lsraelites in decline. 335 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,290 ln decline! 336 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,159 What did Moses do when he saw those... 337 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,495 declinin'. backslidin'. never-mindin' sinners? 338 00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,261 What did he do? 339 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:47,431 Mosses smote those sinners in his wrath! Yes. he did! 340 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,236 Y'all know what "smote" is? 341 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,275 l smite. you smite. he smites. we done smote! 342 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,447 To smite is to go upside the head! 343 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,783 Because sometimes. brothers and sisters. that's the only way! 344 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,822 The only way. 345 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:09,520 To smite is to remind we got to stop that decline 346 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:13,462 and scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God! 347 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,224 - Amen! - lnstead of worshippin' 348 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:20,931 that golden calf. that earthly trash on that garbage island. 349 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,466 That garbage island in the shadowland. wa-a-ay... 350 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:31,010 way outside the Kingdom of God! 351 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,348 That garbage island. where scavenger birds feast 352 00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:39,914 on the bones of the backslidin' damned! 353 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:43,859 And so... let us pray. 354 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,072 My dear lady. l do so hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice. 355 00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,304 Somebody die? 356 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,143 l beg your pardon? Oh! 357 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,707 No. no. no. No. l'm not bereaved. 358 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:11,245 Though it is so kind of you to inquire. The hearse is simply a vehicle 359 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,554 commodious enough to accommodate all the members of our ensemble. 360 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:20,258 And. of course. our instruments contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturization. 361 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,096 Allow me to introduce my friends. my colleagues. 362 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,033 these devoted and passionate musicians. 363 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,264 Ain't no smokin' in this house. 364 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,705 Oh. Sorry. 365 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,129 What do you think. General? Present any problems? 366 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:03,671 Good then. Gentlemen. why don't we crowd around and go over the plan? 367 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:13,542 Gentlemen. this is the Bandit Queen. Gambling den. Cash cow. 368 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:17,918 Sodom of the Mississippi Delta and the focus of our little exercise. 369 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,854 Here is Orchard Street. 370 00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,790 Here is the residence of Marva Munson. 371 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,454 the charming lady whom you all met moments ago. 372 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,323 Gentlemen. l'm sure you're all aware 373 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:29,856 that the Solons of the state of Mississippi. to wit. its legislature. 374 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,403 have decreed that no gaming establishment shall be erected 375 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,803 within its borders upon dry land. 376 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,001 They may. however. legally float. 377 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:42,274 While the gambling activity is restricted to these riverboats. no such restrictions 378 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:45,339 apply to the functions ancillary to this cash-besotted business. 379 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,977 The casino's offices. locker rooms. 380 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,216 facilities to cook and clean. and. most importantly. its counting houses. 381 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:57,091 the reinforced. secret. super-secure repositories of the lucre. 382 00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:01,292 may all be situated... wherever. 383 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:06,326 - Gawain. where is "wherever"? - Say what? 384 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,139 - Where's the money? - Oh. 385 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,938 OK. look. At the end of every shift. 386 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:17,209 pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox. 387 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:21,309 and once a day all the cash is moved down to the countin' room. 388 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,386 And where is the counting room? 389 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:30,224 Uh... it be right there in that square where you pointin'. 390 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,992 And what. to flog a horse that if not dead 391 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:39,503 is at this point in mortal danger of expiring. does this little square represent? 392 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,996 Offices. Underground. 393 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:47,408 Ha! Underground! Mmm! 394 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:50,277 Underground. 395 00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:52,475 During the casino's hours of operation. 396 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,242 the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded. 397 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,845 The door itself is of redoubtable Pittsburgh steel. 398 00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:01,415 When the casino closes this entire underground complex is locked up. 399 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:05,858 and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance. 400 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:10,925 There. then. far from the guard. reposes the money. 401 00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:17,601 behind a five-inch-thick steel portal. yes. But the walls... 402 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:21,544 the walls are but humble masonry 403 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:26,846 behind which is only the soft. loamy soil deposited over centuries 404 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,376 by the Old Man. the meanderin' Mississippi. 405 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:37,019 as it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain. leaving earth. 406 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,030 This earth. 407 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:46,093 The General here. whose curriculum vitae comprehends 408 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:49,902 massive tunnelin' experience through the soil of his native French lndochina. 409 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,672 shall be directin' our little old tunnelin' operation. 410 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:58,148 Garth Pancake. though a master of none. is a jack of all those trades 411 00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:00,013 corollary to our aim. 412 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,349 He will be doin' such fabricatin' and demolition work 413 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:06,049 - as our little caper shall require. - Happy to be on board. 414 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,616 Gawain is our proverbial "inside man." 415 00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:14,427 He has managed to secure himself a berth on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen. 416 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:18,659 - Damn skippy! - And this brings us to Lump. 417 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:23,440 To look at Lump. you might wonder what specialized expertise 418 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,669 could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants. 419 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:31,113 Well. gentlemen. in a project of such risks. 420 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:36,643 it is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan. a goon. an ape. a physical brute. 421 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:42,956 Someone who will be our security. our battering ram. our blunt instrument. 422 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:46,259 And. on our behalf. l wish him a warm Mississippi welcome. 423 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,162 - Fuckin' A. - Whassup. my nigga? 424 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:51,396 Well. gentlemen. here you are. 425 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,302 Men of different backgrounds and differing talents. 426 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,203 Men with. in fact. but two things in common: 427 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:59,710 One. you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar. 428 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,769 and two. you're all going to be. in consequence. 429 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,838 very. very. incredibly... rich. 430 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,885 Let us revel in our adventure. gentlemen. 431 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:11,319 Let us make beautiful music together. 432 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,483 and. by all means. let us keep this to ourselves. 433 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:19,792 What we say in this root cellar. let it stay in this root cellar. 434 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:23,493 There's no "l" in "team". 435 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,679 Trouble in and trouble out 436 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,883 Trouble's what this world's about 437 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:23,359 Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world 438 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,419 Trouble in. trouble out 439 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:27,761 Trouble's what this world's about 440 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:31,029 Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world 441 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:35,163 You up the river without a paddle in a lot of trouble 442 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,176 Without a doubt you going under running out of bubbles 443 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:42,873 Pass me the body bag watch me dump 'em 444 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,747 It ain't nothing for you to get squashed like a pumpkin 445 00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:50,447 I try so hard and play my cards afraid to fall. I ain't involved 446 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,251 I gotta call I'm much appalled 447 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:54,257 I came to O Z and broke the laws 448 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,020 Bring on the casket ain't too glad 449 00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:58,358 'Cause dirty hazard wrapped in plastic 450 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:46,108 lt's OK. Don't stop on account of me. 451 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,407 No. No. no. no. no. Not at all. madam. 452 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,709 Not at all. We were about to take a break anyway. 453 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:55,014 The glissandi on this particular piece are technically very. very demanding. 454 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:58,817 and l'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R. 455 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,723 Well. l just thought maybe you'd like to see... 456 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,160 What have you gotten into. honey? Why you sweatin' like that? 457 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,530 Uh... Uh... 458 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,159 Uh. eh. 'cause. 'cause... That boy right there? 459 00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:15,400 He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut! 460 00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:16,997 - Ain't that right. Lump? - Uh-huh. 461 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,134 l'm tellin' you. he can tear it up. Right. Lump? 462 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:22,475 Ain't nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there. He... 463 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,373 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 464 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,178 Don't be shy. Lump. Don't be shy. Lump. that boy. he go... 465 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,742 at it like it was some pussy! 466 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,515 - Oh. shit! - Mind your mouth! 467 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:35,355 This is a Christian house. boy. No hippity-hop language in here. 468 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:39,021 - Sometime it's the only way. - Now listen. you ain't gonna hit me... 469 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:43,557 l'm tryin' to help you. boy. better yourself! 470 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,069 And so you should. madam. So you should. 471 00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:49,732 Gawain is so far transported 472 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:53,174 by his love of the music of the early Renaissance... 473 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,236 Don't make me no never-mind. he transported! 474 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,804 - l understand. - You been smokin'? 475 00:31:57,882 --> 00:32:01,113 Oh. certainly not. ma'am. l understand your indignation. ma'am. 476 00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,449 And l was offering an explanation. not an excuse. 477 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:04,450 - l myself am... - Hey. hey. hey... 478 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,456 ...don't be explainin' me. dawg! 479 00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:09,023 You can't read my motherfuckin' mind. man! 480 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,824 You might got yo' Ph.D.. but l got my GED! 481 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,331 - Yes. - Nigga! 482 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:21,939 A fiery lad... but then youth is fiery. 483 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,568 A fact often remarked upon by the poets of the Romantic era. 484 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:29,477 My youth. l was in church. l wasn't walkin' around fiery. 485 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:32,573 Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'. 486 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:40,314 Anyhow. l just came to show you the fife. Othar's fife. Burned his own. 487 00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:44,088 l thought maybe. you bein' a man of music. you'd be interested. 488 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,926 Oh. indeed l am. 489 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,626 Cut it hisself and burned his holes. 490 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,800 The lsraelites called it a khalil. 491 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:57,603 Yeah. you can read all about it in the Bible. Ain't nothin' new under the sun. 492 00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,370 lndeed not. 493 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:07,783 Gone these 20 years. 494 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,582 He was some kind of man. 495 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:18,494 Blowed the khalil. 496 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:28,400 l don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand 497 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:34,639 or. or turned his lip to blowing the shofar? 498 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:43,478 The ceremonial ram's horn sounded by the priests of the Hebrews. 499 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:49,049 No. l don't know nothin' about that. Othar never blowed no shofar! 500 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,062 - Of course not. - Not to the extent of my knowledge. 501 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:55,793 The khalil was good enough for my Othar. 502 00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,835 He was some kind of man. 503 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,198 Some kind of man. 504 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:10,546 Oh. goddamn! Come on. girl. let me get one little peek. 505 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,446 Don't be cruel. Come on. just one butt cheek. 506 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,674 Pull that ass out and make it clap. 507 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,084 Aw. just 'cause l'm dressed like a janitor. don't mean you gotta do me dirty. 508 00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,126 This muthafucka's hit the jackpot. Come on. girl. 509 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,785 Come over here and blow on these dice. 510 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,125 You know. l'm a seven on the roll now. but l'm a 1 0 the hard way. 511 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:27,664 and l ain't just talkin' crap. 512 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,770 Mr. Gudge. she had a ass that could pull a bus. 513 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:38,275 l mean. Gudge. it was more than an ass. it was literature. 514 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,369 Yeah. l don't care how big her ass was. MacSam. You're fired. 515 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:43,436 You say what? 516 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:46,745 There is no fraternizing with customers on the Bandit Queen. 517 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,877 - Clean out your locker. - But. Mr. Gudge. l wasn't fraterniz... 518 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,420 l said get outta here. You're fired. 519 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:54,083 You can't fire me! l'll sue your ass! 520 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:56,058 Sue me? For what? 521 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,288 For fuckin' punitive damages. man! 522 00:34:58,362 --> 00:34:59,488 - Punitive damages. - Yeah. 523 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,688 Punitive damages. You goddamn skippy! 524 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,258 - Punitive damages. - l see why you firin' me. Mr. Gudge. 525 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:09,136 Yeah. it's simple and plain. You firin' me 'cause l'm black. 526 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:15,678 MacSam. everybody on the custodial staff is black. 527 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,737 Your replacement is gonna be black. 528 00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:20,215 His replacement. no doubt. will be black! 529 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:24,183 Well. the fuckin' judge is goin' be black. muthafucka. 530 00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:25,244 - Oh. - And you? 531 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:27,655 - You gon' stand tall before the man. - Oh. 532 00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,215 And your replacement's gonna be black. 533 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,454 - muthafucka! - Thank you. 534 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,659 Oh. my. 535 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,462 Oh. my. my. my. my. my. my. my. 536 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,999 This is a severe setback. 537 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,664 l am distraught. l'm more than distraught. 538 00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:43,673 l am devastated. 539 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:47,404 l-l'm beside myself. l'm at a positive loss for words. 540 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:51,175 - You still talkin' OK. though. - Have you all decided? 541 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:56,482 Madam. we must have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith. 542 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,784 We must all think. We must all have waffles 543 00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:02,223 and think. each and every one of us. to the very best of his ability. 544 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:05,820 Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers. 545 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,092 Or perhaps a fruit basket 546 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,966 with a card depicting a misty seascape and inscribed with a sentiment. 547 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:15,369 l ain't apologizin' to that muthafucka. He fired me 'cause l'm black! 548 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,670 He can't do that. You could sue him. Open and shut case. 549 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:20,711 - Fuckin' A. - Surely a chocolate assortment 550 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,509 has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope. 551 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,880 That man ain't rollin' over for no fucking candy bar. 552 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,715 Uh. we've had a bit of a setback on the tunneling front. too. 553 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:33,917 - We've run into a pretty large rock. - Rock! 554 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:40,460 - Very bad. Very bad. - Oh. my. 555 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:45,934 Seems that the poet was right. 556 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,995 Troubles never singly come. 557 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,007 Oh. no. we can get through the rock. No worries there. 558 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,475 Easiest thing in the world. Why. we just blow right through it. 559 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,976 l got a pyro license. Just. uh. bore a hole in the rock 560 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,007 and pack in a little plastique. lgneous blows pretty good. 561 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,382 - And then we could... - Hello. Garth. 562 00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,887 - Am l ordering the primer cord? - Yes. Mountain. 563 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:08,722 We were just talking about that. and some plastique. 564 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,660 - What the fuck is this? - Oh. this is Mountain Girl. 565 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,857 Mountain is my right hand. She helps me out with ordnance. 566 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:17,901 - Helps me with... damn near everything. - Hey. 567 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,897 You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut? 568 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:26,535 l must confess myself to be puzzled as well. 569 00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:30,411 l thought it was understood that when it came to our little enterprise. 570 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,813 "mum" was the word. 571 00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:35,249 Of course. l understand that. but this is Mountain Girl. 572 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,514 l don't keep secrets from Mountain. 573 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,455 That's not how you maintain a loving. caring relationship. 574 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,286 You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut! 575 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:49,265 The man brought his bitch... to the Waffle Hut! 576 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,791 All right. look. you. l will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way. 577 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,531 She is the other half of my life. 578 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:59,668 Everybody lookin' at me like l'm some kind of fuck-up for losin' a sorry-ass job. 579 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,407 and this muthafucka brings his bitch 580 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,173 - to the muthafuckin' Waffle Hut! - Son-of-a-bitch punk! 581 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,810 - Shut your goddamn mouth! - You better raise the fuck up. fucka! 582 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,353 - Gentlemen. please. - Back the fuck up! 583 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,888 You gon' back that shit the fuck up! 584 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,686 - Gentlemen. please. - What?! What?! 585 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:19,059 Please. gentlemen. this behavior does you no credit in the eyes of your colleagues. 586 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:23,226 nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut. 587 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,235 Little punk. 588 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,999 Oh. look at this. l got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket! 589 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:32,634 Gentlemen. l propose that we consider the matter of this woman. 590 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,304 - Mountain Water... - Mountain Girl. 591 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:40,146 l'm so very sorry. l propose that we consider this matter closed. 592 00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:44,950 And we shall choose to trust her since we have no choice. 593 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:48,549 and since she shall share only in Mr. Pancake 's portion of the booty. 594 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,151 Of course. Wouldn't have it any other way. 595 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,458 - Yeah. you damn right you won't. - Up yours. punk. 596 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,394 - Oh. fuck you and the Swiss Miss. - The matter of disposing 597 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,595 - of our igneous impediment is also... - C-Coach... Coach... 598 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,935 - C-C-Coach. l... - ...closed. Settled. 599 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:08,035 That leaves us only with the question of Gawain retrieving his job. 600 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,342 - Coach. l... - Yes. Lump? 601 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,382 Couldn't we just bribe the guy? 602 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:34,166 You are a readin' fool. aren't you. Mr. Dorr? 603 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,738 Yes. l must confess. 604 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,369 l often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes 605 00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:46,280 than l do in the hustle-bustle of the modern world. 606 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:52,084 To me. paradoxically. the literature of the so-called "dead tongues" 607 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:56,388 holds more currency than this morning's newspaper. 608 00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:00,624 ln these books. in these volumes. 609 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:05,294 there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind. which succors me 610 00:40:05,369 --> 00:40:10,466 when the day is hard and the night lonely and long. 611 00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:16,276 Mm. The wisdom of mankind. huh? 612 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,282 - What about the wisdom of the Lord? - Oh... 613 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:25,914 Yes. yes. The Good Book. mm. l have found reward in its pages. 614 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:32,020 But. to me. there are other good books as well. 615 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:41,495 Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted with the insights of man's glorious age. 616 00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:50,409 And then. of course. l just love. love. love the works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 617 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:53,450 Oh. l know who he was. Kinda spooky. 618 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,111 No. madam. no. no. 619 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,520 Not of this world. it's true. 620 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:05,457 He... he lived in a dream. An ancient dream. 621 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,599 "Helen. 622 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:16,402 Thy beauty is to me 623 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:21,411 Like those Nicean barks of yore. 624 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:26,678 That gently. o'er a perfumed sea. 625 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,413 The weary. wayworn wanderer bore 626 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,686 To his own native shore." 627 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,796 Who was Helen? 628 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:48,237 - Some kinda whore of Babylon? - One doesn't know who Helen was... 629 00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:53,504 but l picture her as being very. very... 630 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:57,613 extremely... 631 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,308 pale. 632 00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:09,381 Mrs. Munson. l have been trying 633 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:14,261 to figure out some way of expressin' my gratitude to you 634 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:20,463 for takin' in this weary. wayworn wanderer. 635 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:25,364 lt's just a little old present. Why. it's hardly anything at all. 636 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:30,004 Oh. why. Mr. Dorr! You are a gallant man. 637 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,048 Oh. madam. l blush. l melt. No... 638 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,414 l just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night. 639 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,578 "The Mighty. Mighty Clouds of Joy". 640 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,589 and l thought you and a friend from church perhaps would...? 641 00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:43,184 - Yes. l have a widow lady friend. - The concert is up in Memphis. 642 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:46,889 so l have arranged a car service to transport you thither. 643 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,029 Ah? 644 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:53,297 Why. Sheriff Wyner! How you doin'? 645 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,428 Good evenin'. Mrs. Munson. 646 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:58,100 l just stopped by here to let you know l did have a talk with Weemack. 647 00:42:58,175 --> 00:43:00,905 and he told me he's gonna comply with your request 648 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,309 in keepin' that music down and neighborly. 649 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:04,370 So you just go and have yourself a pleasant evenin'. 650 00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:06,439 Wait a minute. l got somebody that l want you to meet. 651 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,585 Uh. ma'am. you know what? l'm... l'm a little pressed for time. 652 00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:11,644 You got a gang of bank robbers youse chasin'? 653 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:13,781 Come on in here and say hello. 654 00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:16,451 Yeah. we was in here. havin' tea and... 655 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,929 Huh! 656 00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:27,528 Bussed his own dishes. You can always tell a gentleman. 657 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:31,006 - Somebody was in here. ma'am? - Yeah. with me and Othar. 658 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:33,373 Well. you know what? Maybe l'll catch him the next time. 659 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,969 Oh. come on up to his room with me and say hello. 660 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,911 l got a family. My wife got dinner on the table. 661 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,916 l really have to be goin'. 662 00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:48,491 - Oh. my. He is neat! - Yes. ma'am. he very neat. 663 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:54,062 He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends. 664 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,691 Ma'am. l really got to be goin' now. 665 00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:00,100 - What...? - Ma'am. l really need to be gettin' back. 666 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:05,007 Mrs. Munson. don't... You don't have to... 667 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:06,042 Mrs. Munson? 668 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,637 Why. Professor! 669 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:14,275 What in the world are you doin' havin' tea down there? 670 00:44:14,351 --> 00:44:15,750 Uh... Mrs. Munson? 671 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,480 Oh. Lord Jesus. 672 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,928 - Mrs. Munson? - Land of Goshen. child! 673 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:33,129 - Come on out from under there! - Mrs. Munson. my pager just went off. 674 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:38,072 l got to go. Mm-hm. l'll meet you and your friend later. 675 00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:44,270 That was refreshing. 676 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,406 Y'all have a good evenin' now! 677 00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:48,781 As you know. we academics are inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves 678 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:50,945 - into confined spaces. - Mm! 679 00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:55,424 At Yale. the students will see how many of their number they can enclose 680 00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:57,824 in a telephone booth. At Harvard. a broom closet. 681 00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:00,363 Oh! Hope l didn't spill my tea. 682 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,698 Well. what the hell is this? 683 00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:08,436 l guess it's just my way of sayin'. um... 684 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:14,673 Oh. well. goddamn it. Mr. Gudge. Look here. l... 685 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,713 l don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes. 686 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,839 You know. with you bein' a tight-ass and all. 687 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:23,114 And l'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes. 688 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:26,213 See. Mr. Gudge. there's the custodian. right? 689 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:29,384 And then there's the man inside the custodian. 690 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,258 And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with. 691 00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:34,729 See. 'cause that man. he got needs. Mr. Gudge. 692 00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:38,199 and normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses. 693 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:42,432 l guess my point bein' is l realize l'm a bunkie junkie. 694 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:46,909 But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl. Mr. Gudge. whew! 695 00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:50,879 Well... we all human. 696 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:55,544 This apology buys you a one-week probationary period. 697 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,686 Thank you. Mr. Gudge. 698 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,985 Stay away from the customers. MacSam. 699 00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:13,734 This drill bit's getting awfully hot. 700 00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:19,902 Gawain. maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer and spritz it down while l drill. 701 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:24,937 Fuck you. l ain't your motherfuckin' house nigger. l'm the inside man. 702 00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:26,949 All right. look. are you gonna have a bug up your ass 703 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:28,484 for the rest of the time we work together? 704 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:31,453 - l'll get the sprayer. - Oh. no. no. No. 705 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,389 Me and this gentleman here have to get square. 706 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,222 Let me tell you somethin'. MacSam. 707 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,660 l'm gonna tell you about how l came down to Mississippi. 708 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:45,396 l wasn't born here. you know. l'm from Scranton. Pennsylvania. 709 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,458 What the fuck? 710 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:53,469 Scranton. Pennsylvania. Came down here in 1 964. Greyhound bus. 711 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,307 With the Freedom Riders. 712 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,178 Do you know who the Freedom Riders were. MacSam? 713 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,841 No. and l don't give a fuck. 714 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,182 Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave. Damn! 715 00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:05,187 The Freedom Riders. my fine young man. 716 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,780 were a group of concerned liberals from up north. 717 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:11,316 all working together. just like we are here. 718 00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:13,795 lnvolved citizens who came down here 719 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:17,425 so that local black folk could have their civil liberties. 720 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,470 So that people like you could have the vote. 721 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:29,567 - You know what. man? - What. brother? 722 00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:33,275 - l don't vote. So fuck you. - You little fuckin' ingrate. 723 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,841 - And the bus you rode in on. jackass! - Let's step outside. MacSam! 724 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,511 Fuck the outside! Come on! What?! 725 00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:39,453 (knocking) 726 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,819 My friend Mrs. Funthes is here. so l'm about to go out. 727 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:49,024 Just thought l'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies. 728 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,932 Why. that is lovely. 729 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:54,562 Ooh. y'all sound good! 730 00:47:54,638 --> 00:47:58,369 (chuckles) Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday... 731 00:47:58,442 --> 00:48:01,343 - give us a recital. - Why. how kind of you! 732 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:05,279 Our music. however. is. uh... well. how shall l put this? 733 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:08,011 Uh. a bit Roman in its outlook. 734 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:11,350 Uh. many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See. 735 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,685 Oh. l see. all right. 736 00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,352 but we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination. 737 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:22,293 Everybody welcome at our church. Yeah. we had a Methodist come in. 738 00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:28,236 Episcopalian. Back in the '60s. we had a Jew come in! 739 00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:31,741 - He had a guitar. - (chucking) A Jew with a guitar. 740 00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:36,108 lf you will excuse me one moment. madam. l shall. uh. l shall see you out. 741 00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:39,808 lf you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence. 742 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:41,908 perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode 743 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,215 that vexin' old piece of igneous. 744 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:49,952 Oh. Professor! This is Mrs. Funthes. 745 00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,723 Enchant�. Mrs. Funthes. Allow me. 746 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:56,755 Rosalie. this is Professor G.H. Dorr . Ph.D. 747 00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:00,398 Oh. my. That's an awful lot of letters. 748 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,960 Oh. well. no. 749 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:06,942 Of course. in my youth. l was known simply as Goldthwait. 750 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:07,874 Uh-huh. 751 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,776 All right. safety meeting. 752 00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:12,872 Let's listen up. General. can you hand me the primer cord? 753 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,249 Before we set the charge. we will run through our procedure. 754 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,416 l have earplugs for whoever wants them. Just wedge those right in your ears. 755 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,058 Now. here we have... Not yet. Lump. 756 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,424 - Oh. - Now. primer cord. 757 00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,927 Gelatinite. C-4. 758 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:32,696 Time comes. we pack the hole in the rock with the C-4 759 00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:36,830 and insert two leads: A and B. 760 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,636 l remember my father sayin' to me - 761 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,940 and it's one of the few memories l retain of the man 762 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:45,709 from one of his visits home. and how l do cherish it - 763 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:53,211 he said to me. "Goldthwait. you are not formed as other boys." 764 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,655 He a man of learnin'? 765 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:58,217 This is the same procedure we will be using when we collapse the tunnel 766 00:49:58,295 --> 00:50:02,254 after entering the casino vault and returning to the root cellar. 767 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:06,234 He was a self-educated man. Didn't have a career as such. 768 00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:09,397 but the government did recognize the breadth of his readin' 769 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:14,035 by makin' him librarian of the state nervous hospital in Meridian. 770 00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:17,979 where he was a distinguished inmate. 771 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:23,680 Once these materials are combined only the professionals may handle them. 772 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:27,417 That means me or the General. 773 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:30,358 Separately they are harmless. completely inert. 774 00:50:30,427 --> 00:50:34,022 Why. you could light this stuff on fire. hit it with a ham... 775 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,258 (explosion) 776 00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:44,069 What in the name of heavens was that? 777 00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:48,441 Well. um... l'm quite certain there's absolutely no reason to be alarmed. 778 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:52,505 Why. l'm not even absolutely certain l heard anything at all. 779 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,343 Didn't hear nothin'?! 780 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:56,943 Well. something perhaps. 781 00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:01,047 Nothing that need discompose us was the sense l was tryin' to convey. 782 00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:05,083 Now. Mrs. Munson. l will not have you missin' your musical recital. Off you go! 783 00:51:05,162 --> 00:51:08,393 l shall call the gas company. or the water company. 784 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:13,402 Whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps. 785 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:19,067 l shall see to the matter. as only a highly educated classicist could. 786 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:32,021 Blood! Blood. Professor. blood! Blood. blood. blood! 787 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,751 (Pancake) lt's nothin' to make a fuss about. lt's perfectly all right. 788 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,487 Jackass! You better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit. dipshit! 789 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:40,155 - Really. l'm perfectly all right. - Perfectly all right? 790 00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,960 Jackass. you just blew your goddamn finger off! 791 00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:45,593 The muthafucka down there flappin' the fuck around! 792 00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:47,500 You better get yo' ass back down there and find it! 793 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,228 l'm tellin' you right now. nubbie. l ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger! 794 00:51:50,307 --> 00:51:52,275 l gather there was a premature detonation. 795 00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:54,708 Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on?! 796 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,303 lt's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off. threw it on the freeway? 797 00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:58,938 She just called Triple A. 798 00:51:59,015 --> 00:52:01,279 they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on! 799 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:04,081 Listen up! Jackass. l saw the muthafucka in a porno! 800 00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:06,452 The thang still worked! lt looked like a chewed-up frank. 801 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:07,952 but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka! 802 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:12,256 lt's mangly. but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick! 803 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:15,389 Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved! The muthafucka movin' slow now! 804 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:19,265 l'm not gettin' that shit. Fuck that! You're on your own there! 805 00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:23,830 They usin' the house to practice music... of the Rococo. 806 00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,137 Mmm-hm. 807 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,137 l propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital. 808 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,013 The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit. 809 00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:38,418 No. no. really. l'm perfectly all right. l don't know what all the fuss is about. 810 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:43,420 - Good news! Good news! - Pickles! Go get him! 811 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,688 The house is in apple-pie order. 812 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,890 though we do have to get medical attention for Mr. Pancake. 813 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:52,901 who. durin' the disturbance. pinched his finger in the valve of his sackbut. 814 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,436 You let the cat out! 815 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:59,498 Wha...? The General is even now exercisin' every effort in retrievin' 816 00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:01,942 your mischievous little Pickles. Please. go on. 817 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:06,415 Go on and enjoy the concert! Driver! Au revoir. mesdames. 818 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:22,323 (Dorr) Despite our setback. we find ourselves on schedule 819 00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:27,336 to penetrate the vault here this afternoon. while Mrs. Munson is at church. 820 00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:31,397 havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces durin' Mrs. Munson's choir practice. 821 00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:35,501 Garth. can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel? 822 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:39,675 Of course. Why. it's child's play now. Easiest thing in the world. 823 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:43,412 Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault. 824 00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:46,978 Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault. 825 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,388 and then we just drill through. 826 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:53,157 And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity? 827 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:57,064 Oh. well. yeah. l should think so. Yeah. it's. uh. it's only one finger. 828 00:53:57,133 --> 00:54:02,366 lnhibits me in doing finer work of course. l'll always have to live with that. 829 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:04,373 (clears throat) 830 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,909 Maybe - l'm just thinkin' out loud here - 831 00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:11,038 maybe. since as you say there will be problems later. 832 00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:14,982 maybe - and l actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl. she agrees with me. 833 00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:19,988 so it's not just one person's opinion - maybe. uh... 834 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:25,392 l should get a little extra compensation for the accident. 835 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:32,497 Somewhat larger share. 836 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:36,772 Why. if this was any other line of work. l'd be getting workman's comp. 837 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,400 Wouldn't l? Might even have a pretty good lawsuit. 838 00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:43,276 Wait. so you gonna sue yourself for blowing your own goddamn finger off? 839 00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:46,076 - Well. now that is simply asinine. - Yes. but you see. Garth. 840 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:50,085 this is not what you just called "some other line of work." 841 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,415 Yeah. no. no. no. but if it were... 842 00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:53,683 This is a criminal enterprise. not to put too fine a point on it. 843 00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:56,954 entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor. 844 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,688 Governmental regulations and civic safeguards 845 00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:02,721 cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits. 846 00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:06,701 - Yeah. but he lost his finger. - We don't give a fuck! 847 00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:10,035 That fool could blow his goddamn dick off. it don't make no nevermind to us! 848 00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,075 We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts! 849 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,974 Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass. man! 850 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,637 Look you. there is no call for... 851 00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:18,442 No extra share! 852 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,379 OK. Majority rules. 853 00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:29,118 Like l say. it was just a trial balloon. Hand's not so bad really. 854 00:55:29,192 --> 00:55:30,159 l even get some phantom feeling. 855 00:55:30,226 --> 00:55:32,387 Yeah. you pull on your prick. you get some phantom feelin'. 856 00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:33,429 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 857 00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:35,828 - Fuck you! - Fuck you. nubbie! 858 00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:37,799 Well. now that that matter is settled. 859 00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:41,268 why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work. 860 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:45,240 ln 20 seconds. it will be exactly 1 2:1 6. 861 00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:48,175 - Fifteen... - What. it'll be 1 2:1 5? 862 00:55:48,244 --> 00:55:52,476 No. 1 5 seconds. Well. 1 1 seconds now. lt'll be 1 2:1 6. 863 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:56,379 - Eight. seven... - Professor? Prof...? 864 00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:57,750 - ...six... - Professor? 865 00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:00,016 ...five... Yes. Lump! 866 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:02,422 l don't have a watch. 867 00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:09,798 There'll be no more weepin' and wailin' 868 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,768 No more weepin' and wailin' 869 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:17,839 No more weepin' and wailin' 870 00:56:17,907 --> 00:56:21,638 Home to live with God Oh... 871 00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:26,148 Soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 872 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:29,117 Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 873 00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:33,315 Oh. soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 874 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,451 l'm goin' home to live with God 875 00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:41,463 Soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 876 00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,393 Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 877 00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:45,730 Troubles of this world 878 00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:49,397 Soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 879 00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:53,408 l'm goin' home to live with God 880 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:57,845 Well. soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 881 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:02,146 Troubles of this world Troubles of this. great God! 882 00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:05,051 Soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 883 00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:09,490 l'm goin' home to live with God 884 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:14,326 Well. l'm goin' up to see King Jesus Hey. hey. yeah! 885 00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,865 l'm gonna shake His loving hand 886 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:21,370 l'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble 887 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:26,034 As l'm travelin' through this land! 888 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:29,340 Oh. soon l will be done 889 00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:32,040 Troubles of this world 890 00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:37,718 Yeah. soon l will be done 891 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:41,348 l'm goin' home to live with God 892 00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:47,385 Yeah. soon l will be done with the troubles of this world 893 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,261 Troubles of this world 894 00:57:49,332 --> 00:57:53,268 Yeah. soon l will be done with the troubles. yeah 895 00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:59,138 l'm goin' home to live with God 896 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:05,278 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 897 00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:09,208 Ain't that somethin'! 898 00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:16,181 (moans) 899 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:22,229 - l.B.S. - You be what? 900 00:58:23,366 --> 00:58:26,824 lrritable Bowel Syndrome! ls there a men's room down here? 901 00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:29,098 Oh. come on. You shouldn't be usin' the men's room now! 902 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,299 Or a lady's room. (sniffs) Quickly. l.B.S. 903 00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,308 lf you knew you had the runs. why didn't you shit back at the house? 904 00:58:33,376 --> 00:58:34,365 Quickly! 905 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,776 We don't want Elron finding your stinkin' ass on the crapper! 906 00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:39,940 No choice. lt's a medical condition. Quickly! 907 00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:43,008 You one disgustin' individual. you know that? 908 00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:45,748 Come on. Follow me. 909 00:58:46,756 --> 00:58:48,451 (toilet flushes) 910 00:58:53,763 --> 00:58:55,230 l feel 30 pounds lighter. 911 00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:59,257 - Come the fuck on with your stinkass. - Thank you for being so understanding. 912 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:02,600 Not everyone is. of course. which is why the biggest challenge of l.B.S. 913 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:05,300 is educating the public. 914 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:09,903 Afflicts over two million people. yet most of us have never heard of it. 915 00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:13,176 And it strikes without regard to age. gender or race. 916 00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,308 Oh. fuck. man. l don't wanna hear about this shit. 917 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,183 Well. that's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting. 918 00:59:18,254 --> 00:59:21,587 l guess l never told you that's how Mountain Girl and l met. 919 00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:25,150 They had an l.B.S. weekend at Grossinger's up in the Catskills. 920 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:27,287 Of course. the tourist business there has suffered 921 00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:29,593 with the demise of the Borscht Belt. 922 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:33,363 so they have various promotions. mixers. so on. 923 00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:38,738 This was a weekend for lrritable Bowel singles to meet and support each other 924 00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:40,366 - and share stories. - Man. look here. 925 00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:42,104 l don't want to hear a single one of them stories. OK? 926 00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:45,079 - Now. some of them are very moving. - Not one fucking story! 927 00:59:45,148 --> 00:59:50,176 - Look. l didn't choose to have l.B.S. - Man. shut the fuck up! 928 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:54,349 There's no cure. you know. Only control. Lifelong condition. 929 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,154 Yeah. you know what? Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition. too. 930 00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:59,194 Just drop the fuckin' tools. 931 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,753 l'm not complaining. l did meet Mountain Girl. 932 01:00:01,831 --> 01:00:03,355 Man. get back in the fuckin' hole! 933 01:00:04,734 --> 01:00:09,797 Oh! (laughs) Marvel... Marvelous. Marv... This way! This way. gentlemen! 934 01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:15,003 Oh! Excellent! Excellent. Flawless. flawless. Thumbs up. 935 01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:23,643 Can't stop shittin'. Can't stop talkin' about shittin'. 936 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:32,591 Gentlemen. to we few. We who have shared each other's company. 937 01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:35,358 each other's cares. each other's joys. 938 01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:37,956 and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts. 939 01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:40,764 shoulder to shoulder. from each according to his abilities. 940 01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:42,134 so forth and whatnot. 941 01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:44,969 We have had our little differences along the way. 942 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:49,341 but l'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more. 943 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:51,505 Each of us coming to understand and appreciate 944 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:56,985 the other's unique qualities and potencies and. yes. foibles. 945 01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:03,252 l suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day. 946 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:10,164 one distant day. grandchildren dandled upon our knee. 947 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:15,170 and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say. 948 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:20,301 "Well. with wit and grit and no small amount of courage. 949 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:24,710 we accomplished something on that day. 950 01:01:24,781 --> 01:01:30,413 a feat of derring-do. an enterprise not ignoble." 951 01:01:30,486 --> 01:01:35,719 We merry band. unbound by the constraints of society 952 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:39,489 and the prejudices of the common ruck. 953 01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:43,623 We happy few. 954 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:47,329 - Gentlemen. to us! - (all) To us! 955 01:01:49,105 --> 01:01:50,697 (laughter) 956 01:01:55,511 --> 01:01:57,502 Charge shoulda gone off already. 957 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,443 l do beg your pardon? 958 01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:03,383 The charge to collapse the tunnel. l set it for eight minutes. 959 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:08,015 Well. that much time and more has certainly elapsed. 960 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,321 l need not remind you. it is of the essence of this plan 961 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:17,059 that the money should appear to have simply vanished without a trace. 962 01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,966 - spirited away. as it were. by ghosts. - Of course. 963 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:22,800 The conundrum of the undisturbed. yet empty vault. 964 01:02:22,872 --> 01:02:25,705 the unsolvable riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum. 965 01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,003 is of the utmost importance. 966 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:30,409 not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying. 967 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,142 it is exigent as a matter of practical fact. 968 01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:38,882 l remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house. 969 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:44,689 the owner knows all your names. 970 01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:14,655 (stomach rumbling) 971 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:33,472 (alarm) 972 01:03:41,017 --> 01:03:44,248 ("Trouble of This World") 973 01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:02,436 (rumbling) 974 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,691 You just fart? 975 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,285 (laughing) 976 01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:41,769 Nope. nope. l'm fine. Perfectly all right! Not a problem! 977 01:04:41,844 --> 01:04:44,244 There's no hole left. 978 01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:46,713 Professor! 979 01:04:47,783 --> 01:04:49,546 l'm surprised! 980 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:58,425 Well... uh... properly speaking. madam. we are surprised. You are taken aback. 981 01:04:58,494 --> 01:05:00,724 Though l do acknowledge that the sense that you intend 982 01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:05,495 is gaining increasing currency through its use. yes. 983 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,867 You have returned from your devotions betimes. 984 01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:10,405 l had to make tea. 985 01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:15,001 l want to talk to you. Professor. so don't you be leavin'! 986 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:21,107 And you! l told you l don't want any smokin' in this house! 987 01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:23,651 (doorbell rings) 988 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,914 (sighs) 989 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,819 Oh. come on in! 990 01:05:32,895 --> 01:05:35,090 How you doin'? 991 01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:37,189 (chattering) 992 01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:50,611 Tea. ladies. 993 01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:04,851 Now. l don't know what you boys been up to. 994 01:06:04,927 --> 01:06:09,261 but l know mischief when l see it. Now. l want an explanation. but first. 995 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:12,927 l want you to get your fannies up here with all y'all's period instruments. 996 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:19,271 Now. l been tellin' the ladies about your music. and they want to hear you play. 997 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:36,458 - Professor? - Yes. Lump? 998 01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:40,628 l can't really play the buttsack. 999 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:44,265 (chattering stops) 1000 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:48,167 Madam. or rather. mesdames. 1001 01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:51,138 you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform. 1002 01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:53,300 for. as you see. we are shorthanded. 1003 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:56,004 Gawain is still at work. 1004 01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,979 and we could no more play with one part tacit 1005 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:02,814 than a horse could canter shy one leg. 1006 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:09,349 Perhaps l could offer. 1007 01:07:09,425 --> 01:07:15,989 as a poor but ready substitute. a brief poetic recital. 1008 01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:22,026 Though l do not pretend to any great oratorical skills. (laughs) 1009 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:25,631 l would be happy to present. with your ladies' permission. 1010 01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:31,842 verse from the unquiet mind of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 1011 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:45,018 "Ladies. thy beauty is to me 1012 01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:48,757 Like those Nicean barks of yore. 1013 01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:57,102 That gently. o'er a perfumed sea. The weary. wayworn wanderer bore 1014 01:07:57,173 --> 01:08:00,870 To his own native shore." 1015 01:08:00,943 --> 01:08:03,741 - (ladies sigh) - My. my. my. 1016 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:08,673 "On desperate seas long wont to roam. 1017 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:15,156 Thy hyacinth hair. thy classic face. 1018 01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:20,354 Thy Naiad airs have brought me home 1019 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:27,062 To the glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome." 1020 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:29,937 (tea lady #1) Glory hallelujah. 1021 01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:31,438 (all) Amen! 1022 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:38,704 Hm? 1023 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:42,308 (Dorr) Bye-bye. ladies. lt was... it was my pleasure. 1024 01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:45,876 - (tea lady #1) We have to do this again. - (tea lady #2) Yes. we do got to. 1025 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,822 Such a pleasure. Safe home. Safe home. 1026 01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:50,381 (Mrs. Munson chuckles) 1027 01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:53,394 - Now l want to know what's goin' on. - Oh. indeed. indeed. 1028 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,761 The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing. 1029 01:08:57,299 --> 01:09:02,760 Though l do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously. 1030 01:09:02,838 --> 01:09:07,434 slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear. 1031 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:09,740 relieved of your former concern. 1032 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:13,407 Lump here is an avid collector of lndian arrowheads. 1033 01:09:13,616 --> 01:09:18,019 and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor - 1034 01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:20,317 - a particularly rare artifact of the Natchez tribe? - 1035 01:09:20,389 --> 01:09:21,253 Nats... what? 1036 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:25,589 He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil 1037 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,322 in search of others. 1038 01:09:27,396 --> 01:09:30,923 And apparently. in doing so. we hit a mother lode of natural gas. 1039 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,663 l myself became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs." 1040 01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:37,831 And it was just at this inopportune moment 1041 01:09:37,907 --> 01:09:42,435 that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house 1042 01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:47,548 - and lit himself a cigarette. - So sorry. 1043 01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:53,620 Well. what about all that money? 1044 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:54,678 Ah. 1045 01:09:55,991 --> 01:10:00,325 The money. Well. the money is Mr. Pancake's. 1046 01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:03,991 - (clears throat) That's right. - Who only just remortgaged his home 1047 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:07,126 in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure 1048 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:11,037 that will correct the wandering eye of his common-law wife. Mountain Water. 1049 01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:18,672 who suffers from astigmia. strabismus and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly. 1050 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:24,117 Mr. Pancake is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve. 1051 01:10:24,186 --> 01:10:26,984 and is. in fact. one of those eccentrics one often reads about 1052 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,024 hoardin' his entire life savings. 1053 01:10:29,091 --> 01:10:35,496 in Mr. Pancake 's case. in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion. 1054 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:41,400 - The Steel Sak. - Don't trust the banks. Never have. 1055 01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,210 Mm-mn. 1056 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,179 lt don't smell right to me. 1057 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,445 - l'm callin' Sheriff Wyner. - No! Madam! 1058 01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:57,212 Please. please. Madam! 1059 01:10:57,286 --> 01:11:00,050 No. no. l beg of... Yes! Yes! 1060 01:11:00,122 --> 01:11:02,852 lt is a lie! lt is a fantastic tale! 1061 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:06,053 You have us dead to rights. but. madam. please. please. please 1062 01:11:06,128 --> 01:11:10,189 allow me to tell you the truth in private. 1063 01:11:13,469 --> 01:11:15,664 Madam... 1064 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:24,239 Madam. we are not musicians of the late Renaissance. 1065 01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:27,510 - Nor of the early. nor mid period. - Mm-hm. 1066 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:32,381 We are. in fact. 1067 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,615 criminals. 1068 01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:37,386 Desperate men. Mrs. Munson. 1069 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:45,389 We have tunneled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium 1070 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:49,767 - and relieved it of its treasure. - Lord have mercy. 1071 01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,032 lt is true. 1072 01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:54,098 The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity. 1073 01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:58,442 a painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed 1074 01:11:58,514 --> 01:12:01,415 with her promise of easy winnings. Oh. yes. 1075 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,418 Her gains are ill-gotten. 1076 01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:12,653 But. l offer no excuses - save one. 1077 01:12:12,728 --> 01:12:17,097 We men have each pledged one half of our share of the booty 1078 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,929 to a charitable institution. 1079 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,492 ln compensation for the use of your home. 1080 01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:28,635 we had planned to donate a full share to Bob Jones University. 1081 01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:33,148 without burdening you with guilty knowledge by informing you of same. 1082 01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:37,049 But now you have wrested the information from me. 1083 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:40,520 There you have it. lt is on your table. Mrs. Munson. 1084 01:12:40,589 --> 01:12:44,150 The "awful truth." 1085 01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:49,254 - Stolen money. - But find the victim. Mrs. Munson. 1086 01:12:49,331 --> 01:12:53,427 l challenge you. Even the casino itself. that riparian Gomorrah. 1087 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:55,470 shall suffer no harm. 1088 01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:58,631 lt has an insurance company. 1089 01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:04,077 A financial behemoth that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults. 1090 01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:05,670 That is its function. 1091 01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:11,050 And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders. 1092 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,384 So that... We have done the calculations. Mrs. Munson. 1093 01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:16,686 So that at the end of the day. at the final reckoning. 1094 01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:22,163 each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny. 1095 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:28,227 One. single. solitary cent to the satisfaction of this claim. 1096 01:13:28,303 --> 01:13:32,569 - One penny? - One penny. Think of it. Mrs. Munson. 1097 01:13:32,641 --> 01:13:37,635 One penny from those thousands upon thousands of people 1098 01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:44,118 so that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission. 1099 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,780 Why. l have no doubt that. were those policy holders made aware 1100 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:50,086 of the existence of that august institution. each and every one of them 1101 01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:55,028 would have volunteered some token amount for the furtherance of its aims. 1102 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,031 Well. that's prob'ly true. 1103 01:13:57,099 --> 01:14:03,368 Sadly. the criminal stain is upon my soul. 1104 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:08,536 but the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes 1105 01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:13,946 as long. that is. as the secret stays with us. 1106 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:19,387 Well... 1107 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:23,448 l can't hardly see the harm in it. 1108 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,451 - One penny? - (mouthing) One penny. 1109 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:40,772 - l'm sorry. - Excuse me? 1110 01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:44,279 No. l'm sorry. it's wrong. and don't you be leadin' me into temptation. 1111 01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:47,440 - No. no. madam. l must strenuously... - l'm sorry. it's just plain wrong. 1112 01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:48,778 - Stealin'! - No. madam... 1113 01:14:48,851 --> 01:14:51,376 - l know your intentions was good. - No. they weren't! 1114 01:14:51,453 --> 01:14:54,354 And l won't call the police if you give back the money 1115 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,288 and y'all go to church with me next Sunday. 1116 01:14:56,358 --> 01:15:01,022 And engage in divine worship?! 1117 01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:04,088 l've made up my mind. 1118 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:09,661 Now. you can doubletalk all you want. lt's church or the county jail. 1119 01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:13,401 Think it over. l gotta feed the cat. 1120 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:25,652 (plucks strings) 1121 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:34,385 - Motherfuck! - Yes. 1122 01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:37,955 Unfortunately. Mrs. Munson has rather complicated the situation. 1123 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:40,467 Yeah. well. l know how to decomplicate it. 1124 01:15:40,669 --> 01:15:45,572 You bust a cap in that old bitch's head. everything be simple. 1125 01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:52,375 Not easy to do. Many reasons. 1126 01:15:52,447 --> 01:15:56,349 Practical ones: Quiet neighborhood. sleepy town. 1127 01:15:56,418 --> 01:15:59,410 Reasons of moral repugnance: A harmless woman. 1128 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:02,218 a deed conceived and executed in cold blood. 1129 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,692 Oh. no. Gawain. would that it were simple. 1130 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:09,197 Well. fuck. man! What we gonna do? Give the money back and go to church? 1131 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:14,467 l shudder. l quake. 1132 01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:17,728 You. sir. are a Buddhist. 1133 01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:20,240 ls there not a "middle" way? 1134 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,675 Mm. 1135 01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:29,242 Must float like a leaf on the river of life... 1136 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:33,183 ...and kill old lady. 1137 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:38,792 Yes. yes. l suppose you are right. 1138 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:42,921 lt is the active nature of the crime. though. that so abhors. 1139 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,364 The squeezing of the trigger. the plunging of the knife. 1140 01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:50,996 But... let us think a moment. 1141 01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:54,372 What other tools do we have at hand? 1142 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,411 We have the cellar. 1143 01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:58,810 We have the cavity. 1144 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:03,249 We have masonry and trowel. 1145 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:09,951 Perhaps we could simply... immure her. 1146 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:13,461 Sure. Easiest thing in the world. l can whip up a little mortar in a snow saucer. 1147 01:17:13,528 --> 01:17:16,361 Lay the bricks. Anchor in some chains. 1148 01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:18,126 Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles. 1149 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,636 Ah. gentlemen. gentlemen. we delude ourselves. 1150 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:25,639 No. shortest and painless is best. 1151 01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:32,905 Gawain's gun. retort muffled by a pillow. into the brain. 1152 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,471 (claps) The affair of an instant. 1153 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:40,987 The only question is who wields the weapon? 1154 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:45,821 l believe it is traditional in such circumstances to draw straws. 1155 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,621 Fair enough. Here you go. Lump. 1156 01:17:50,866 --> 01:17:54,165 l'm thinkin'. though. that since l lost a finger - 1157 01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:58,534 - and l mean literally lost it 'cause of that fuckin' cat - 1158 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:01,974 maybe l should be excused from this thing. 1159 01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:04,012 Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway. 1160 01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:06,309 You one whiny muthafucka. 1161 01:18:06,381 --> 01:18:09,612 l'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack. you keep that bullshit up. 1162 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,118 Shut up. punk! 1163 01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:13,017 - l'll kick your goddamn ass. sweet-legs! - Gentlemen! 1164 01:18:13,088 --> 01:18:15,682 No special pleading. No exceptions. 1165 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:19,352 lt is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused. 1166 01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:22,794 Well. OK. it was just a trial balloon. 1167 01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:06,063 Long straw. You all see it. All that fuss for nothin'. punk. 1168 01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:08,132 Fuck you. 1169 01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:23,416 Motherfuck! 1170 01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:26,325 Lord. I'm troubled 1171 01:19:26,495 --> 01:19:30,090 Lord. I'm troubled 1172 01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:35,364 Lord. I'm troubled Oh. Lord. by my soul 1173 01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:43,173 My Lord. but when I get up in the Kingdom. Lord 1174 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:48,348 I won't be troubled no more 1175 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:54,377 - Oh. Lord. I'm troubled - Lord. I'm troubled 1176 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:57,983 Lord. I'm troubled 1177 01:19:58,059 --> 01:20:01,825 - (TV) Oh. would you like a hot cross bun? - No. just an explanation. 1178 01:20:01,897 --> 01:20:03,228 Coming up! 1179 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:06,267 - Ouisie. I'll take some cocoa. - Hi. George. 1180 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:07,392 What's goin' on? 1181 01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:11,200 George! How did they get in here?! 1182 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:13,673 (raucous laughter) 1183 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:19,276 - What you got there. Gawain? - Why. nothin'. Mama. 1184 01:20:19,347 --> 01:20:23,078 Nothin'. my ass! You got a dog there! 1185 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:27,281 - No. Mama. - A filthy. noisy little pest of a puppy dog 1186 01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:30,347 - gonna shit all over the house! - He won't shit in the house. Mama. 1187 01:20:30,425 --> 01:20:33,019 l'm gonna train him. l promise. l'll train him real good! 1188 01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:35,221 l'm gonna train you real good! 1189 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:39,256 You wait till your daddy get home. He gonna lay into you proper! 1190 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:41,962 No. Mama! Please. Mama! l love you! 1191 01:20:42,037 --> 01:20:43,937 Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass! 1192 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,200 Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass! 1193 01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:48,469 Ain't you gonna use the strap. Mama? 1194 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:52,570 l love you. Mama. l'm sorry. Mama. l love you. 1195 01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:56,344 Yeah. l'll wipe the dog's ass and everything. Mama. 1196 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,454 l'll train him to shit in the toilet. Mama. 1197 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:04,458 - l'll wipe his ass and everything. Mama. - What you doin'? 1198 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:07,321 What you doin' with my pillow? 1199 01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:08,453 Nothin'. ma'am. l just came down to get a... 1200 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,927 - Ugh! - l'm displeased with you! 1201 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,796 - Yeah. but... - Fine colored boy like you 1202 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,928 - fallin' in with that trash downstairs! - Ugh! 1203 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:19,838 Now. l know your mama taught you better than that! 1204 01:21:23,745 --> 01:21:27,806 l can't do it. She remind me of my mama. 1205 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,545 - Look. man... - Why. this is most irregular. 1206 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:32,849 ...y'all muthafuckas just gonna have to draw straws again. 1207 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:36,015 Wait a minute. You've got to accept your responsibilities. young man. 1208 01:21:36,091 --> 01:21:37,524 and shoot that old lady. 1209 01:21:37,592 --> 01:21:40,060 Hey. man. fuck you and your irritated bowel! 1210 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:41,322 Must shoot. 1211 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:42,795 Now. look here. it's the easiest thing in the world. 1212 01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:46,891 Just pretend her head's a casaba melon and the gun is a melon baller. 1213 01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,368 What the fuck are you talkin' about? A melon baller? 1214 01:21:49,437 --> 01:21:52,429 - Look. man. you do it. - Oh. this is most irregular. 1215 01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:56,307 Now. look. with equal rights comes equal responsibility. 1216 01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:59,211 l'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct. We cannot draw straws again. 1217 01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:04,048 The exercise would lose all credibility if you show the loser can simply beg off. 1218 01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:05,984 Must shoot. 1219 01:22:07,355 --> 01:22:10,813 Hey. look. man. she's just an old colored lady to you. 1220 01:22:10,892 --> 01:22:12,359 Come on. man. you do it. 1221 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:17,364 - Why. you sniveling little coward. - What did you say to me? 1222 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:20,526 - Sniveling little coward. - You whiny muthafucka. 1223 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,765 l will come up yo' stankin'. irritated asshole with this gun 1224 01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:25,738 and give you a lead colonic. muthafucka! 1225 01:22:25,807 --> 01:22:28,173 You think you scare me. you mewling punk? 1226 01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:32,077 You don't scare me. Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me! 1227 01:22:32,147 --> 01:22:34,240 Now. be a man. 1228 01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:38,013 You fuck! You ain't no fuckin' man! 1229 01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:40,384 - Oh. my. this is most distressin'. - Be a man! 1230 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:43,686 You ain't no fuckin' man! Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails! 1231 01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:47,489 Why. you bastard punk! Mountain Girl is 53! 1232 01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:50,096 - She could ride your ass to jelly! - Oh. yeah?! 1233 01:22:50,165 --> 01:22:51,689 (both grunting) 1234 01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:52,892 - Gentlemen. please! - l seen Virginia hams 1235 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:55,960 l'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick! 1236 01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:57,436 (gunshot) 1237 01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:04,639 Oh. my God. 1238 01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:07,443 Oh. no. 1239 01:23:07,782 --> 01:23:08,908 Oh. my. 1240 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:14,446 - l think he's hit. - (Lump) Oh. no. 1241 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:20,453 l'll just check the carotid artery. 1242 01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:27,500 - That's a negative. - ls he dead. Professor? 1243 01:23:27,569 --> 01:23:30,299 Oh. sure he's dead. Lump. l just checked his carotid artery. 1244 01:23:30,372 --> 01:23:32,966 (Dorr) Well. this is most irregular. 1245 01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,469 We shall need a Hefty bag. 1246 01:23:44,819 --> 01:23:46,787 She is in the kitchen. 1247 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:52,350 You steal out with the carcass while l dazzle her with conversation. 1248 01:23:56,998 --> 01:24:03,631 My dear Mrs. Munson. l have outlined your position with my colleagues. 1249 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:08,074 and l now return to you to render our collective verdict. 1250 01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:13,376 There was much spirited discussion and an atmosphere of frank give-and-take. 1251 01:24:13,448 --> 01:24:15,882 Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal 1252 01:24:15,950 --> 01:24:19,044 that we simply return the money. Some were more receptive. 1253 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,486 l don't care if they was receptive or not! 1254 01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:24,354 And that attitude. madam. was a factor in our discussions. 1255 01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:28,362 To a man. l must say they were devastated at the prospect 1256 01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:31,092 of not being able to contribute to their respective charities. 1257 01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:33,259 - Well. that is a shame. - lndeed. 1258 01:24:33,334 --> 01:24:37,293 but at the end of the day. your position prevailed. 1259 01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:41,138 So we have decided to return the money. every last cent of it. 1260 01:24:41,209 --> 01:24:45,043 and attend Sunday services. rather than spend the remainder of our days 1261 01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:47,377 wastin' away at the Mississippi Men's Correctional Facility. 1262 01:24:47,449 --> 01:24:48,473 (thud) 1263 01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,982 Though that was the original preference of some. 1264 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,425 (grunts) 1265 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:34,184 You are not assistin' with the cadaver. 1266 01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:36,455 Oh. no need. 1267 01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:38,965 Just chuck it off the bridge. Easiest thing in the world. 1268 01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:41,399 - l'm just cleanin' up here. - (door shuts) 1269 01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:45,132 Oh! That's them. Back already. 1270 01:25:45,206 --> 01:25:47,834 l'll just go dump these in the hearse. 1271 01:25:47,909 --> 01:25:51,470 Yeah. easiest thing in the world. 1272 01:26:07,762 --> 01:26:08,751 General! 1273 01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:12,558 No extra share. huh? 1274 01:26:18,039 --> 01:26:20,439 (grunts/stomach rumbling) 1275 01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:38,123 - Mountain? - Garth? 1276 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,785 (gasps) 1277 01:26:41,663 --> 01:26:45,155 - l.B.S.. dear? - (choking) 1278 01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:51,235 Oh. come 1279 01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:54,207 Let us go back 1280 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:56,775 To God 1281 01:26:56,844 --> 01:27:01,144 - Go back to God - Oh. come on 1282 01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:05,710 - Let's go back to God - Let us go back 1283 01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:08,688 - Let's go back to God - Come on 1284 01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:11,384 Let's go back to God 1285 01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:13,116 Get Garth. 1286 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:19,193 Let us go back 1287 01:27:19,267 --> 01:27:20,825 To God 1288 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:25,396 Go back to God 1289 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:44,390 Excellent. l believe. at last. we have the right man for the job. 1290 01:27:44,459 --> 01:27:47,758 (snoring) 1291 01:27:47,829 --> 01:27:50,491 ("Weeping Mary") 1292 01:28:27,101 --> 01:28:29,695 (continues snoring) 1293 01:28:35,043 --> 01:28:41,312 They crucified the Savior 1294 01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:49,582 They crucified the Savior 1295 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:56,620 They crucified the Savior 1296 01:28:56,698 --> 01:29:01,135 And nailed Him to the cross 1297 01:29:01,202 --> 01:29:03,102 (song continues) 1298 01:29:08,242 --> 01:29:10,506 (clock cuckoos) 1299 01:29:24,759 --> 01:29:26,317 (cat screeches) 1300 01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:50,679 (thunderclaps) 1301 01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:56,452 The old woman is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined. 1302 01:29:56,691 --> 01:29:59,023 (foghorn blows) 1303 01:30:04,766 --> 01:30:07,166 (grunts) 1304 01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:20,737 Now. Lump. 1305 01:30:21,449 --> 01:30:25,408 it falls to you to finish the job. 1306 01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:29,887 - The comedy must end. - You know. 1307 01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:35,589 - l've been doin' some thinkin'. Professor. - Oh. dear. 1308 01:30:35,663 --> 01:30:38,530 Maybe we should be goin' to church. Maybe she is right. 1309 01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:42,729 Ooh. dear. Lump. l feared those would be your words. 1310 01:30:42,804 --> 01:30:46,399 Not that l don't appreciate you giving the matter the benefit of your thought. 1311 01:30:46,474 --> 01:30:50,410 but recall. my dear boy. our respective functions in this enterprise. 1312 01:30:50,478 --> 01:30:55,415 l am a professor. The professor. as you yourself so often say. The thinker. 1313 01:30:55,483 --> 01:30:57,883 Trained. in fact. in the arts of cogitation. 1314 01:30:57,952 --> 01:31:01,183 You. Lump. are the goon. the hooligan. the dumb brute. 1315 01:31:01,255 --> 01:31:03,746 whose actions must be directed by a higher intelligence. 1316 01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:05,292 Yeah. l know. but... 1317 01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:08,157 Ah. ah. ah! No buts. dear boy. Do not repeat the error of thinkin'. 1318 01:31:08,229 --> 01:31:14,566 Now is the moment of praxis. Now. Lump. you must act. 1319 01:31:17,104 --> 01:31:21,632 Well. l can't do it. Professor. A nice old lady like that. 1320 01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:24,872 Think of the riches. Lump. that you and l alone shall divide. 1321 01:31:24,946 --> 01:31:26,072 Yeah. l know. but... 1322 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,947 And reflect also that if you decline to act. thus forcin' me to do so. 1323 01:31:30,017 --> 01:31:32,383 you shall no longer have any entitlement to the money. 1324 01:31:32,453 --> 01:31:36,412 Your offices shall have been nugatory. 1325 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,221 You mean you're gonna kill her? 1326 01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:43,463 Of course. yes. My hand shall be forced. 1327 01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,763 l can't allow you to do that. Professor. 1328 01:31:48,970 --> 01:31:52,701 (laughs) You... 1329 01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:54,741 - ...allow? - Mm-hm. 1330 01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:57,276 Not allow? 1331 01:31:59,947 --> 01:32:02,313 What presumption! 1332 01:32:02,383 --> 01:32:04,647 You stupid boy! 1333 01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:10,915 You very. very. extremely stupid boy. 1334 01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:13,119 Oh. yeah? 1335 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:16,129 Who looks stupid now? 1336 01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:25,365 No bullets? 1337 01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:37,050 Perhaps it had to be thus. 1338 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,849 "Lo! in yon brilliant window-niche 1339 01:32:42,924 --> 01:32:45,984 How statue-like l see thee stand..." 1340 01:32:50,998 --> 01:32:53,592 A raven. 1341 01:32:55,903 --> 01:32:57,530 (squawks) 1342 01:33:02,543 --> 01:33:05,137 "...The agate lamp within thy hand!" 1343 01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:13,352 "Ah. Psyche. from the regions which 1344 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:15,912 Are Holy Land!" 1345 01:33:17,091 --> 01:33:19,025 Ugh! 1346 01:33:29,670 --> 01:33:33,231 (coat tears) 1347 01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:13,944 Huh? 1348 01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:21,186 Uh-huh. 1349 01:34:23,624 --> 01:34:26,422 Professor? (gasps) 1350 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:32,963 Mm. mm. mm! Couldn't face the music. 1351 01:34:38,639 --> 01:34:42,803 l appreciate that. but we don't know what to do. Tried that. too. 1352 01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:44,367 Oh... 1353 01:34:45,212 --> 01:34:48,841 - Uh. Mrs. Munson... - Gotta make a statement. Sheriff. 1354 01:34:48,916 --> 01:34:51,350 Ma'am. could it possibly wait? We're kinda busy down here today. 1355 01:34:51,419 --> 01:34:56,220 Oh. well. l suppose it could wait. but it's about that casino money. 1356 01:34:58,759 --> 01:35:01,853 Let me call you back. You know somethin' about it? 1357 01:35:01,929 --> 01:35:04,489 Somethin'? Everything! l got it at home. 1358 01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:09,402 - You got what at home? - The money! $1 .6 million dollars. 1359 01:35:09,470 --> 01:35:12,837 - lt's down in my root cellar. - How did it get there. Marva? 1360 01:35:12,907 --> 01:35:16,206 Well. a bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there. that's how! 1361 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:20,145 See. they was musicians of the Renaissance period. 1362 01:35:20,214 --> 01:35:22,876 (chuckles) Turned out they really couldn't play. 1363 01:35:22,950 --> 01:35:26,977 but they could recite poems that'd break your heart. 1364 01:35:27,054 --> 01:35:30,820 - The ringleader spoke in dead tongues. - Does he now? 1365 01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:32,722 Oh. l tried to get you to see him. 1366 01:35:32,793 --> 01:35:34,624 - That night. - Yes. ma'am. 1367 01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:37,459 l had to holler at 'em about stealin' all that money. 1368 01:35:38,265 --> 01:35:40,392 And l guess l made 'em feel real bad. 1369 01:35:40,468 --> 01:35:45,167 'cause they just picked up and left without takin' the money! 1370 01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:49,039 And they let Pickles out! 1371 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:51,010 So you want us to come over and fetch him. 1372 01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:53,012 Oh. no. no. he's back. 1373 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:55,981 What you want me to do with the money? 1374 01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:03,212 You keep it! Why don't you keep it? 1375 01:36:04,425 --> 01:36:07,724 - Keep it? - Go on and keep it. Miss Marva. 1376 01:36:10,831 --> 01:36:12,662 Well... 1377 01:36:13,667 --> 01:36:17,364 lt is just a penny off of everybody's policy. 1378 01:36:21,909 --> 01:36:25,003 - Could...? 1379 01:36:25,079 --> 01:36:27,570 - You don't suppose l could...? - Yes. ma'am? 1380 01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:33,208 Could l just give it all to Bob Jones University? 1381 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:42,957 Yeah. That'd be nice. 1382 01:36:44,665 --> 01:36:48,726 Give it all to 'em! That's a good idea! 1383 01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:59,205 As long as everybody knows. 1384 01:37:00,014 --> 01:37:04,246 ("Let Your Light Shine on Me" by Blind Willie Johnson) 1385 01:37:05,186 --> 01:37:07,177 How you doin'? 1386 01:37:17,031 --> 01:37:20,489 Pickles! Oh. Lord. Pickles! 1387 01:37:20,568 --> 01:37:25,471 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1388 01:37:25,539 --> 01:37:28,599 Let it shine on 1389 01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:35,275 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1390 01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:40,446 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1391 01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:46,255 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on 1392 01:37:46,327 --> 01:37:52,027 I know I've got religion and I ain't ashamed to let 1393 01:37:52,099 --> 01:37:57,628 Your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1394 01:37:57,705 --> 01:38:03,041 Angels in the heaven done wrote my name 1395 01:38:03,110 --> 01:38:08,707 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on 1396 01:38:08,782 --> 01:38:11,410 Oh. let it shine on 1397 01:38:11,485 --> 01:38:14,181 Oh. let it shine on 1398 01:38:14,255 --> 01:38:20,023 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1399 01:38:22,029 --> 01:38:24,759 Shine on Oh. let it shine on 1400 01:38:24,832 --> 01:38:30,202 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1401 01:38:30,271 --> 01:38:35,208 I know I got religion and I ain't ashamed 1402 01:38:35,276 --> 01:38:40,873 Let our light from the lighthouse shine on me 1403 01:38:40,948 --> 01:38:45,317 Angels up heaven done wrote my name 1404 01:38:45,386 --> 01:38:50,221 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1405 01:38:50,291 --> 01:38:52,452 - Come on. let it - Shine on 1406 01:38:52,526 --> 01:38:55,552 - Come on now. let it - Shine on 1407 01:38:55,629 --> 01:39:00,498 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1408 01:39:00,567 --> 01:39:02,592 - Oh. let it - Shine on 1409 01:39:02,670 --> 01:39:05,104 - Come on now. let it - Shine on 1410 01:39:05,172 --> 01:39:06,503 Come and let it 1411 01:39:06,573 --> 01:39:10,942 Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me 1412 01:39:11,011 --> 01:39:13,002 - Let it shine - Shine on 1413 01:39:13,180 --> 01:39:15,478 - Let it shine - Shine on 1414 01:39:15,649 --> 01:39:17,810 - Let it shine - Shine on 1415 01:39:17,885 --> 01:39:20,410 - You've got to let it shine - Shine on 1416 01:39:20,487 --> 01:39:22,887 - If you wandered in darkness - Shine on 1417 01:39:22,957 --> 01:39:25,323 - You want to see the light - Shine on 1418 01:39:25,392 --> 01:39:27,883 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1419 01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:30,328 - And shine all night - Shine on 1420 01:39:30,397 --> 01:39:32,763 You've got to let it shine 1421 01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:35,700 You've got to let it 1422 01:39:35,769 --> 01:39:37,930 Let it 1423 01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:40,868 All night long 1424 01:39:44,278 --> 01:39:45,768 All night long 1425 01:39:47,581 --> 01:39:49,071 Come on 1426 01:39:49,917 --> 01:39:51,179 Come on 1427 01:39:52,419 --> 01:39:53,317 Come on 1428 01:39:54,021 --> 01:39:57,047 Yeah. let it shine 1429 01:39:57,124 --> 01:39:59,456 Let it shine Ooh 1430 01:39:59,526 --> 01:40:01,551 - You got to feel it - Shine on 1431 01:40:01,628 --> 01:40:04,358 - In your heart - Shine on 1432 01:40:04,431 --> 01:40:06,228 - You gotta feel it - Shine on 1433 01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:08,734 - In your soul - Shine on 1434 01:40:08,802 --> 01:40:11,066 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1435 01:40:11,138 --> 01:40:13,436 - You gotta take his hand - Shine on 1436 01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:16,670 - Oh. you gotta shine on me - Shine on 1437 01:40:16,744 --> 01:40:18,644 - I said shine on me - Shine on 1438 01:40:18,712 --> 01:40:20,407 - I said shine on me - Shine on 1439 01:40:20,481 --> 01:40:23,746 Let the light from the lighthouse 1440 01:40:23,817 --> 01:40:25,808 Shine 1441 01:40:25,886 --> 01:40:28,514 On 1442 01:40:28,589 --> 01:40:29,317 Me! 1443 01:40:29,390 --> 01:40:33,952 Let it shine on me. yeah 1444 01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:36,588 Hallelujah 1445 01:40:42,469 --> 01:40:46,064 (gospel beat) 1446 01:40:55,949 --> 01:40:57,439 Shine on! 1447 01:40:57,618 --> 01:40:59,176 Shine on! 1448 01:40:59,353 --> 01:41:00,251 Shine on! 1449 01:41:00,888 --> 01:41:02,412 Shine on! 1450 01:41:02,589 --> 01:41:03,749 Shine on! 1451 01:41:03,824 --> 01:41:05,553 - Shine - Shine on! 1452 01:41:05,626 --> 01:41:07,491 - On - Shine on 1453 01:41:07,561 --> 01:41:08,721 - Me - Shine on 1454 01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:10,627 - Shine - Shine on 1455 01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:11,924 - Shine - Shine on 1456 01:41:12,099 --> 01:41:13,999 - Shine - Shine on 1457 01:41:14,168 --> 01:41:15,760 - Shine - Shine on 1458 01:41:15,936 --> 01:41:17,301 - Shine - Shine on 1459 01:41:17,404 --> 01:41:18,837 - Let the light - Shine on 1460 01:41:18,906 --> 01:41:20,498 - From the lighthouse - Shine on 1461 01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:22,201 - Shine on me - Shine on 1462 01:41:22,276 --> 01:41:23,834 - Shine on me - Shine on 1463 01:41:24,011 --> 01:41:25,672 - Shine on me - Shine on 1464 01:41:25,746 --> 01:41:27,543 - In the morning - Shine on 1465 01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:29,309 - Shine on me - Shine on 1466 01:41:29,383 --> 01:41:30,873 - In the new day - Shine on 1467 01:41:30,951 --> 01:41:32,248 - Shine on me - Shine on 1468 01:41:32,319 --> 01:41:35,345 - In the midnight - Shine on 1469 01:41:36,056 --> 01:41:37,216 - Shine on me - Shine on 1470 01:41:37,291 --> 01:41:38,781 I need your peace 1471 01:41:39,359 --> 01:41:40,986 Shine on 1472 01:41:41,061 --> 01:41:44,292 - I need your love - Shine on 1473 01:41:44,364 --> 01:41:47,162 - I need your spirit - Shine on 1474 01:41:47,234 --> 01:41:48,633 - Shine on me - Shine on me 1475 01:41:48,802 --> 01:41:51,999 - Shine on me - Shine on me 1476 01:41:52,072 --> 01:41:55,235 Let the light from the lighthouse shine 1477 01:41:55,309 --> 01:41:56,901 Shine 1478 01:41:56,977 --> 01:41:59,775 On 1479 01:42:00,514 --> 01:42:04,780 Me 1480 01:42:04,852 --> 01:42:07,480 Yeah-ah-ah 1481 01:42:13,227 --> 01:42:17,095 (applause and cheering) 1482 01:42:27,541 --> 01:42:29,668 Yes 1483 01:42:30,577 --> 01:42:33,944 Yes 1484 01:42:34,915 --> 01:42:37,907 Yes 1485 01:42:38,352 --> 01:42:41,116 Yes 1486 01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:45,081 Yes 1487 01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:47,753 (applause) 1488 01:42:51,431 --> 01:42:54,093 Oh. yes. Lord 1489 01:42:56,136 --> 01:43:01,836 Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes 1490 01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:05,078 Thank you . thank you. thank you 1491 01:43:05,145 --> 01:43:07,136 Yes 1492 01:43:09,149 --> 01:43:09,911 Yes 1493 01:43:09,983 --> 01:43:12,383 (applause) 1494 01:43:13,554 --> 01:43:15,613 Hallelujah! 1495 01:43:15,689 --> 01:43:18,283 Thank you. Lord! 1496 01:43:18,458 --> 01:43:22,986 Thank you. Lord 1497 01:43:23,063 --> 01:43:26,692 Thank you. Lord 1498 01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:32,999 Thank you. Lord 1499 01:43:33,173 --> 01:43:34,572 Thank you. Lord 1500 01:43:37,744 --> 01:43:38,870 Yeah 1501 01:43:38,946 --> 01:43:44,475 - You see. you been mighty good - Oh. yes. you have 1502 01:43:44,551 --> 01:43:47,816 I said you've been mighty good 1503 01:43:47,888 --> 01:43:51,654 Been mighty good. yeah 1504 01:43:51,725 --> 01:43:53,716 Yes. yes. yes. Lord 1505 01:43:54,716 --> 01:45:53,716 Ripped by mrtn wote NO to Bush 125945