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He spent the carnival trying
to win me one of those giant bears.
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{\an8}Spent all his money, has really bad aim.
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{\an8}All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.
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{\an8}Then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.
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[SQUEAKS]
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I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,
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and he's playing Halo
and contemplating a penis tattoo.
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So I just said it.
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"Maybe we should break up."
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And I was expecting him to say,
"No, I can't live without you, Lucy."
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But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right."
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And that was it.
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Now all I have left of our love is this sad,
second-place duck.
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And all his worldly possessions.
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Lucy, is this his retainer?
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He used to take it out
when we'd make out or have a snack.
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My favorite memories.
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He needs this. He has a shark mouth.
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NADINE:
Don't listen to Amanda.
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Your collecting is quirky and adorable.
You're basically an anthropologist.
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Correct, Nadine.
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I live in a cave of souvenirs,
like The Little Mermaid.
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- Nothing wrong with being sentimental.
- Sentimental?
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It was sentimental when we were 12.
This is full mental.
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A bike tire?
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Okay, this is active trash.
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[LAUGHING]
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What the hell?
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- A used condom?
- It's not used. It's in the package.
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Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble?
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That's different.
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That's not his.
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I'm sorry, Luce.
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Okay. Breakup tradition.
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Let's wait outside of the liquor store
for someone to buy us a box of wine.
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- And then drink it through Twizzlers.
- Yes!
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.
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Wait, are these his car keys?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Vroom, vroom, bitch.
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♪ Warm nights
Slow hands ♪
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♪ You let me sleep ♪
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♪ In your arms
With your heart ♪
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♪ In front of me
Sweet words, small clouds ♪
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♪ You said to me
You'd be loving me forever ♪
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♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪
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♪ I remember
I remember ♪
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♪ I remember
I don't want perfect ♪
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♪ I want you ♪
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♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪
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♪ You know
You're the only one ♪
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♪ How could I forget
This love? ♪
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♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪
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♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪
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♪ Long nights
That month you went away ♪
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♪ Phone calls, your voice
It's not the same ♪
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♪ So you drove all night
Just to say ♪
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♪ You'd be loving me forever ♪
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♪ We got lost in the night ♪
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♪ Now we're stumbling
Through the dark ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ And sometimes I wonder
Why we have to work this hard ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪
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♪ I remember
I remember ♪
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♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪
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♪ No matter what
No matter what ♪
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AMANDA:
Lucy, we're leaving.
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{\an8}♪ I remember your love ♪♪
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{\an8}Lucy, let's go!
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Lucy!
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{\an8}[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING]
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- Found it.
- What's happening, Grey Gardens?
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Guest list for the Meszaros opening
at the gallery tonight.
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If I lost this, Eva would skin me alive.
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- Okay, she can't possibly be that scary.
- She's terrifying.
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Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist
in New York.
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- As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.
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You're in law school.
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Whatever. I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.
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[MOUTHS]
I love you.
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YULIA: Maybe one day,
our paths will cross again.
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Look at that little baby model.
She has no idea she's an endangered species.
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Are you gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?
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[SIGHS]
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Destiny has other plans for us.
Maybe we'll meet in another life.
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AMANDA: Does she know that? Oh, God.
NADINE: That I believe in reincarnation?
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[AMANDA & NADINE
CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY]
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NADINE: Well, I saw that coming.
- You know what else I love about Max?
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Oh, please. We're waiting with bated breath.
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Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti.
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Nadine, I've said it five times.
Confetti is trash that falls from the sky.
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Max is a fully grown man.
I went to his place in the West Village.
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[GASPS]
What?
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And he cooked me dinner
with ingredients he had in the fridge.
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- He has a fridge?
- What?
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And you know what else he has?
Coffee-table books.
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- Oh!
- So he has a trust fund.
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I can't hear his roommates having sex
through the walls because he has none.
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You guys are using those noise-canceling
headphones I got you, right?
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They don't work. You are so loud.
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- Sorry.
- Just can't believe he chose little old me.
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- That literally makes no sense.
- Are you joking? You are a literal goddess.
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Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed?
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There's no need. I'm satisfying him
in all areas. What more could he want?
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AMANDA:
Don't be stupid.
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The first time Jeff was ever inside me,
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I told him I would castrate him
if he ever spoke to another human woman.
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Fine. I'll confirm tonight.
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After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,
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it'll be the greatest night of my life.
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That's what people say in horror movies
before they get herpes and die.
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I'm going to work now.
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No.
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Little souvenir. This was fun.
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- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.
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Snacks for later. Come find it.
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She seems so happy.
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[LUCY SOBBING]
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♪ Baby, have you got no soul? ♪
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♪ Is your heart a gaping hole? ♪
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♪ How come I didn't see that in you? ♪♪
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NICK:
What...?
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- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.
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What are you doing? Please, don't.
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- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.
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Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.
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- I'm not...
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.
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Really? Are you serious?
This is a private car.
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- You're everyone's private driver. Clever.
- No, no, no.
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That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying.
Can you please get out of my car?
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I selected "no talking."
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- Listen, Adolfo, I...
- Adolfo?
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- I would love to hear your story.
- Okay.
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It's just that I've had the worst night
of my life, and I just wanna go home.
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Where are you going?
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7023 Decatur.
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LUCY: Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.
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Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.
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Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo?
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Well, this belonged to Max, and it's
practically all I have left of our love
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because tonight,
he shook up my life to its very core.
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[GROANS]
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LUCY:
It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.
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I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.
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[SINGSONG] This is my favorite part.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Just before the show
when all the art is hung.
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It feels like we're getting
the toy store ready for Christmas.
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Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.
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I love her so much, gives me diarrhea.
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She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.
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Gave Basquiat his first solo show.
I just wanna grow up to be her.
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Thrilled that I pay you to socialize.
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Max, we are meeting
with Marlene Dumas this afternoon.
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Word is, she split with Zwirner.
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Strategy session, my office.
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Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.
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Oh, wait. Excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?
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Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.
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I read that she prefers the paintings
that embarrass her.
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You are my favorite secret weapon.
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God, you make me look good.
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NICK: Wait, he actually said those words?
- He was paying me a compliment.
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I'm sure the first rule of compliments is,
don't reference yourself in a compliment.
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Oh.
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- Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story.
- Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car.
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Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.
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- No one suspected a thing.
- What's going on with you and Max?
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Can I help you, Harvard?
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I may not have feelings,
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a love life of my own,
or any friends, for that matter,
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but I do have eyes.
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Okay, you're loitering.
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Junior year,
I took a gender study class at Harvard...
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There it is.
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...about the social expectations
in a woman's life,
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and I think you're unconsciously
subjugating yourself to prop him up.
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LUCY: Classic overachiever.
NICK: She seems really smart.
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So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,
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which is why I'm an absolute vision.
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LUCY:
Thank you.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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- Again!
HARVARD: Wow.
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You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.
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Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.
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- Do they teach you that at Harvard?
- Yeah. It's a general education course.
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- Sounds really fun.
- Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational.
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Have you seen Max tonight?
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Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Me? I don't know. I'm not fun.
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Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.
I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew.
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Sue me. Sue me.
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Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,
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and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.
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- Hello...
- Eva.
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- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.
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I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.
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- Well, that is... It's great to hear.
- So you're up.
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What?
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Max is giving remarks.
Get up there. Introduce him.
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To be honest, I've had a few tequilas.
I don't think...
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I'm not your sorority sister. Just go.
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LUCY: So like any booze bag with a fear
of public speaking, I had more.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and those who do not subscribe
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to traditional gender roles
that are a product of patriarchal society.
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Am I right?
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Yikes. Uh.
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Uh. Sorry. Um.
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I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.
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Max joined Woolf in 2014.
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Um...
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[DISTORTED]
Where was I?
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Um... Oh...
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Um...
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Oh...
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Told you so.
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[NORMALLY]
Fuck this. Um, okay.
220
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,718
Question for the group.
221
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:02,848
Speaking of the devil here, when did
dating one person become uncool?
222
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,850
Because I don't understand.
223
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,644
Jane Austen,
she didn't write about polyamory.
224
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,772
No, no, no. It was just Emma.
It wasn't Emmas.
225
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:17,362
Oh, we are living in very muddy times.
People are lying constantly.
226
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,780
- Oh, shit.
- I know.
227
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:23,202
We only have 10 years before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,
228
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,080
but I swear,
the most sacred resource is not the ozone.
229
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,749
Oh, no. It's honesty.
230
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,418
- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy...
- Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir.
231
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,880
You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That...
232
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,840
[LUCY EXCLAIMS]
[CROWD GROANS]
233
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,300
Are you...?
234
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,469
[GUESTS MURMURING]
235
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,429
Lucy?
236
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,097
Lucy, I know. I know.
237
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,807
- I know.
- Who is she?
238
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,560
It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated.
239
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,896
Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast.
240
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,816
I don't even use that word,
but it fits for you. You are so funny.
241
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,236
But we're in completely different places
in our lives.
242
00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:01,782
I'm 35 years old. I need to find that thing.
243
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,869
And that thing is not me?
244
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,413
[SIGHS]
245
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,249
This sucks.
246
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,669
Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow.
247
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,006
Right. That's nice of her.
248
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,718
Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.
249
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,346
Eva doesn't think you should come back...
250
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,974
ever.
251
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,852
I'm fired?
252
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,565
Honestly, I think you're better off
without him.
253
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,276
Came to New York to have my own gallery.
254
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,821
I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.
255
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,573
I'm doomed.
256
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,867
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
257
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,909
LUCY:
Hello?
258
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,246
Oh, okay.
259
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,375
I'm sorry, Adolfo.
260
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,918
Yeah. No, I'll cancel.
261
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,421
Okay.
262
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,717
You're not Adolfo? Who are you?
263
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,218
My name is Nick.
264
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:07,389
What? Nick, you just drove me home?
Are you insane?
265
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,141
What was the plan? You're just gonna...
266
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,687
What? Weaken me with paint fumes
and then just knock me out with lumber?
267
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,690
- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day.
268
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,734
Oh, my God.
269
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,153
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked.
270
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,405
- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!
271
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,617
- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!
272
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,578
- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.
273
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,662
Oh.
274
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,458
Okay. Good night. Thanks.
275
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,960
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
276
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,506
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
277
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,177
- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.
278
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,680
- Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones.
- But they make the best accessories.
279
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,767
Yeah, but a shared value system is the key
to everlasting love.
280
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,727
I hate everyone, and I want them to die.
281
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,813
So does Jeff. That's why
we've been together for six years.
282
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,317
Jeff never speaks.
That's why you've been together.
283
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,819
No, but he comes alive when we make love.
284
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:03,904
[DOOR OPENS]
285
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,365
[LUCY GROANS THEN SOBS]
286
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,540
Max broke up with me.
287
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,708
And I'm fired.
288
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,630
[KONRADSEN'S "ODD MISTAKE"
PLAYING]
289
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,722
♪ Hold me closer ♪
290
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,184
♪ The rest is an odd mistake ♪
291
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,689
♪ Hold me closer ♪
292
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,150
♪ That day was a lot to take ♪
293
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:46,113
♪ Dry your worms out... ♪
294
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,490
LUCY:
I can't believe it's over.
295
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,200
Is that a crab cake?
296
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,412
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.
297
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,706
[PHONE BUZZING]
298
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,624
That...
299
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,003
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great.
300
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,839
♪ Do you rest
In a falling state? ♪
301
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:08,051
♪ And do you feel
It's a lot to take? ♪♪
302
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:19,271
I can't live like this.
We're getting smell complaints.
303
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,732
Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?
304
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,649
No.
305
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,026
- Here.
- My breasts?
306
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,321
No. Underneath your breasts.
It's called your heart.
307
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,448
- Oh, my God.
- This is where people keep their hearts.
308
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,700
Try and be sensitive.
309
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,493
Lucy.
310
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,164
You wanna try getting out of bed today?
311
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,333
- I'm busy.
AMANDA: Doing what?
312
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,211
This lady's teaching me
to French braid my hair.
313
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,796
It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.
314
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,716
Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair for three weeks?
315
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,636
Mm-hm. My vibrator
will never break my heart.
316
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429
Can we be sex positive?
317
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,556
No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.
318
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,391
Is Jeff in here?
319
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,644
Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?
320
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,855
You can't have a good relationship
because you're mourning the old one.
321
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,524
She's right. You live in the past.
322
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:08,194
Yeah. It's because the past is filled
with memories and happy times.
323
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,616
How is someone your everything one minute
and then they forget you the next?
324
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,952
Ask Nadine.
She's dumps bitches on the regular.
325
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,496
- This is not about me.
- Nadine.
326
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579
[BUZZING]
327
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,499
- [WHISPERS] Don't do that.
- That's it.
328
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,960
Hey! No! Amanda, stop.
329
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,377
Stop it! Come on.
330
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,753
- No!
- Please, don't. Please.
331
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,590
I need these things. Okay? Trust my process.
332
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,343
We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.
333
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,887
- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.
334
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,682
Getting rid of things doesn't mean
getting rid of the memories.
335
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,726
- Marie Kondo says...
- We do not speak of her in this house.
336
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,813
Okay, these things,
they can't just end up in some landfill.
337
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,857
Do these things spark joy?
338
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067
- Does this spark joy?
- Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.
339
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,569
- Seriously?
- Yes.
340
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363
At least get rid of the ex memorabilia.
Give it back to them.
341
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,284
- What? I just call my exes out of the blue?
- Yeah.
342
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,911
- The ex memorial goes today.
- Fine.
343
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,122
Okay, a few things.
344
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,207
Not this.
345
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,004
Yeah, Luce, I don't...
I don't think that I can accept this.
346
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,924
Don't you have a box under your bed where
you keep mementos from past relationships?
347
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:15,846
Yeah, I do. And I even have,
like, a thing or two from us, but...
348
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:17,764
What?
349
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:22,769
Well, like, your collecting is...
350
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,063
It's creepy.
351
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,610
I couldn't be with someone who just needed
to memorialize every second of every day.
352
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,405
And not to mention your room.
I mean, whenever I would stay over...
353
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,074
it was like hooking up in a mausoleum.
354
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,161
- I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list.
- I don't...
355
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,288
We broke up because of my stuff?
356
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,709
- Not no.
- Huh.
357
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,755
I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.
358
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,800
Crap? What? You have a whole shelf
of crap back there.
359
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,260
Those were my mother's.
360
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,346
Oh, so you get it. Right?
361
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,516
- No. Those are collectibles. This is crap.
- This is ridiculous.
362
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,686
Literally, no one understands me,
so I'm just gonna just be on my way.
363
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,314
Okay. Are we done?
364
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,442
No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?
365
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:14,571
Even after she ghosted me...
366
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,698
I still keep them. Uh...
367
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,453
It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.
368
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,580
[♪♪♪]
369
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,589
Nick, Marcos.
370
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,924
- Bump up.
- The usual?
371
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,593
- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?
372
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,847
Yeah. Eviction notice.
373
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,141
MARCOS: I wouldn't say terrible.
NICK: We have 30 days to open.
374
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,310
Our entire livelihood is in danger.
375
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,437
I don't know how I'm gonna feed
my pregnant wife,
376
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,773
but other than that, it's pretty good.
377
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,068
Welcome to the hospitality industry.
Basically a slow death.
378
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737
Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?
Why would you say that?
379
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,573
- Get out.
MARCOS: Fine, I will.
380
00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:01,785
I have to explain to my pregnant wife that
we're not gonna have money in two weeks.
381
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,787
- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.
382
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,455
- You complete me.
- Goodbye.
383
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,999
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.
384
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,166
- Goodbye.
- Later.
385
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,253
Goodbye. Don't touch me.
Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody?
386
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,764
You'll like it here.
Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good.
387
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,433
[PANTING]
388
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,857
It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation.
389
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,318
Yeah.
390
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,737
Okay.
391
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,657
You got this. Okay.
392
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,452
MAX:
Thank you.
393
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,123
Excuse me. Can I help you?
394
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:52,002
Uh, hey, girl. Cute dress.
I'm just meeting a friend.
395
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,215
- What friend?
- Those ones. Over there. That's my friend.
396
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,467
MAX: Oh, shit.
- That guy just saw you and ducked.
397
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,636
No, no, no. He just dropped his menu.
398
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,598
- I just gotta talk to him for five minutes.
TAYLOR: I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.
399
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:08,852
Uh, oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick.
What's up, dude?
400
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,687
- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?
401
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,565
- It's a long story.
TAYLOR: Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave.
402
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:16,235
"Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax.
403
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,529
- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.
404
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:23,492
And you tell people where to sit
for a living. And your dress is undone.
405
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,037
[LUCY GROANS]
[CROWD GASPS]
406
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,914
LUCY:
Unhandle me! What the...?
407
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,251
- I care for you so much.
LUCY: Let go of me!
408
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,338
- Okay. You can let me go.
- That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
409
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,299
I had it under control until you interfered.
410
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,594
You magically show up everywhere.
Are you my stalker?
411
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557
I think the words
you're looking for are "thank you."
412
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,560
- And then I say, "You're welcome."
- Oh.
413
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,478
I'm Lucy.
414
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,606
Charmed, I'm sure.
415
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,691
[CHUCKLES]
416
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,610
You good, Lucy?
417
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,738
- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.
418
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,907
I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait.
419
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,201
Hey, hello. What?
420
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,246
You just manhandled me, and you're gonna
just leave me alone on the street?
421
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,291
Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her?
422
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,417
- No, no, no.
- No.
423
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,210
I see what's going on. You just hit her.
424
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,087
- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!
425
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,047
- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.
426
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,591
- I didn't hit her.
LUCY: This is my fault.
427
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:21,884
WOMAN:
This is not your fault.
428
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:27,890
Being a woman is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay?
429
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:31,310
But today is not that day
because we are gonna fight him.
430
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,686
- Come at me, homey.
- I really...
431
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,729
- Come at me!
- Oh, no.
432
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,523
NICK: Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!
433
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,233
This is all your fault.
434
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,944
I'm so sorry.
We should get some ice on that.
435
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,030
Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?
436
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,074
No. Only a terrible person would
leave you alone in your time of need.
437
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,036
Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.
438
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,329
No. I'm nice.
439
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332
If you got to know me,
you'd be obsessed with me.
440
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,503
Hm...?
441
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:05,135
Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game.
This is where you actually murder me.
442
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:08,847
- And yet you are still following me.
- What? You're a squatter?
443
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,891
- I guess so.
- Construction worker?
444
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,976
- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?
445
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,728
- If you must know...
- I must.
446
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,940
It's an old YMCA,
and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.
447
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,359
- What? You're serious?
- Yes.
448
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,069
Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.
449
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,989
I'm building a place that feels
like the spots I fell in love with
450
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,407
when I first moved to New York.
451
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,952
Those little places that only exist here.
452
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,578
But I've spent five years,
453
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:38,001
and, as you can see, every cent
that I have, and it's all falling to shit.
454
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,295
So, what are you gonna do?
455
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,924
Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?
456
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,593
Heh, heh. Nothing gets by you.
457
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,513
What's gonna happen up there?
458
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,182
NICK: That's phase two.
I can't afford to touch it right now.
459
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,351
[WINCES]
460
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,604
- Still hurts?
- Yeah. Just a bit.
461
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,607
- Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?
462
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,026
Can't have ice touching the skin.
You need a middleman.
463
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,488
Okay. Do you want whiskey?
464
00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,448
Yes, please.
465
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955
She really got you good, huh?
466
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,875
Yeah. She sure did.
467
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,504
Here. This will cure what ails you.
468
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,801
LUCY: Wow, whiskey really is
Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?
469
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,094
NICK:
Mm-hm.
470
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,181
What have you got in here, Lucy?
471
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,183
Oh, my God.
472
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,559
An espresso machine?
473
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,020
LUCY: Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.
474
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,438
- Cat in the Hat.
- Okay.
475
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,608
- Yep.
- Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings?
476
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,652
You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah.
477
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,404
- I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.
478
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,033
- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.
479
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,618
[GASPS]
480
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,662
That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.
481
00:24:55,746 --> 00:25:01,251
You collect these things in anticipation
that your relationships are going to end.
482
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,169
- No.
- It's crazy.
483
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,380
No, no, no. You're wrong.
They're a celebration of memories.
484
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,174
- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.
485
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:10,177
- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop!
486
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,388
You want evidence that your relationships
existed in the first place.
487
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,768
Are you afraid that you won't remember
the guys you dated?
488
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,313
I don't need to explain myself to you.
489
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:25,609
How about you, huh? You've never collected
anything from a past relationship?
490
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486
No. I'm a minimalist.
491
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,989
I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.
492
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,617
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out.
493
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,245
Nice. You're one of those.
494
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,996
Yeah. One of...
495
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,665
- One of what?
- You know.
496
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,125
"I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody."
497
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,503
But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.
498
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,090
Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.
499
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:52,344
Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait
for the new show: Uplift the Nation.
500
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,305
So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?
501
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,684
That's a good question.
502
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:02,813
When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?
503
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,359
- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.
504
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,735
- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.
505
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,280
- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
506
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,866
- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.
507
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,410
This...
508
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,997
Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed.
509
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,833
Would you look at that?
510
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:26,336
Hmm.
511
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,214
Kind of looks cool.
512
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,383
It's like art in a gallery.
513
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,135
The Sad Gallery.
514
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,763
More like the Broken Heart Gallery.
515
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,058
Do you have a marker?
516
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,854
- What?
- You have a marker, I just...
517
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,230
- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.
518
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,232
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?
519
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,152
I'm feeling inspired. Let me express.
520
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,361
Uh...
521
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,740
Think fast.
522
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:56,992
Nice.
523
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,871
Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.
524
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,812
Thank you for letting me express myself.
525
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:27,689
You're welcome.
526
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,946
Wait. What's the security like
in this place?
527
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,697
Is there security?
528
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:38,700
You're worried that someone is gonna
break into my unfinished hotel
529
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,494
and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie?
530
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,788
No. That won't happen, right?
531
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,290
- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.
532
00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,668
No, you're right. I should leave it.
533
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,503
Yeah, I can leave this.
534
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:53,173
It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it.
535
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,968
No. I can't, actual... No.
536
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,679
- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?
537
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,557
- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.
538
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,311
No, I'm... I'm gonna go. But I will... Bye.
539
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:08,730
Bye.
540
00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,399
He was my high school sweetheart.
541
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,110
He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.
542
00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:17,281
Uh, but smoked too much weed, wouldn't call
you back. He would be a terrible husband.
543
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,616
I make my husband wear it when we ****.
544
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,701
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
545
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:22,452
NADINE:
Lucy? Babe?
546
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,579
Are you okay?
547
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,163
Maybe you could try to get a job?
548
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,540
My birthday week is coming up,
549
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,876
and I expect a really thoughtful
and expensive gift.
550
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,879
NADINE: There's no birthday week.
AMANDA: Yes. It's the week of your birthday.
551
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,547
You're not a 16th-century monarch.
552
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:36,133
You can't command multiple days
for your personal festivities.
553
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,259
[LINE BEEPS OVER PHONE]
554
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,136
LUCY:
Remember our Monopoly tournaments?
555
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,930
Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
556
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:46,685
Anyway, last night, it was rough.
557
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,771
I wish I could talk to you about it.
558
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:51,607
Bye.
559
00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:53,400
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
560
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,027
NICK:
Lucy.
561
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,613
Nick?
562
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,823
- Can I come in?
- Uh...
563
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:04,036
No, no, no. Lucy is dead.
564
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,746
How'd she die?
565
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,081
- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.
566
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958
She had such a nice head.
567
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,005
And you are not wearing any pants.
568
00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:20,010
Heh. Pants. No. Not wearing those.
569
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,303
Uh...
570
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,555
Shoelaces in a bag?
571
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,266
Go ahead. Judge me.
572
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,976
No judgments.
573
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:32,481
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- I wanna show you something. Come on.
574
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,900
- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.
575
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,027
Those bitches.
576
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,664
LUCY: Okay. So this map was just here
when you showed up this morning?
577
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,791
- Yep.
- Who could have left it?
578
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,877
I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,
579
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,839
one of your multiple personalities?
580
00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,423
This is amazing.
581
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:03,971
There are broken people out there like me,
people who need to let go and move on.
582
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:07,182
Good. Well, you can take the stuff
and move on.
583
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:11,228
There's nowhere else like this.
I wish someone had done this for me.
584
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,897
The Broken Heart Gallery could be
a community service.
585
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,274
No. This is my hotel.
586
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:19,820
It is not some sort of Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.
587
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,947
- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.
588
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,740
No. We've been through this.
589
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,535
Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes
you were talking about?
590
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,870
I didn't say... I...
591
00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,913
- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.
592
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,707
Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.
593
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,876
Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now?
594
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,421
That would explain why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.
595
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,923
- Can you not...? Don't listen to him.
- Friendship. Servitude.
596
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,968
I am the godfather to his unborn child.
597
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:46,221
No, he's lobbying
for the position of godfather. Heh.
598
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:49,975
Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?
599
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,019
Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?
600
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:54,980
Ha, ha. No. Maybe my TV guide.
601
00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:56,899
- Am I right?
- Terrible dad joke.
602
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,400
I like her. Let's get to work.
603
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,610
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
604
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,237
Wait, wait, wait.
605
00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,448
I can help. I...
606
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,118
I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.
607
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,661
- No.
LUCY: No, I can help.
608
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:15,083
I can... I can paint. I can saw.
I can lift and lay tile, grout.
609
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,793
- Is that...? That's a thing.
- Yeah.
610
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:18,128
It's not gonna happen.
611
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:22,674
That sounds like free labor,
and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you?
612
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:23,675
LUCY:
You do. Come on.
613
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,094
- Come on.
- You don't have a plan for the balcony yet.
614
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:30,057
I did say I had a plan for the balcony.
I said it was phase two.
615
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,601
Sorry, balconies are really important.
616
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,102
LUCY: He gets it.
- They're essential.
617
00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,522
- What is going on?
MARCOS: Two people agreeing.
618
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:39,608
- Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know.
- We're bonding. We're friends?
619
00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,485
We should take it step by step, but sure.
620
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:42,986
- Okay.
- It's a good start.
621
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,988
- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?
622
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573
- No. No.
MARCOS: Hell yes.
623
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:49,660
Of course. We could use the help.
You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning.
624
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,287
Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.
625
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:55,582
We do love oat milk. You can get almond milk
if you don't have it.
626
00:31:55,666 --> 00:32:00,045
Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it.
But nothing with actual dairy.
627
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,839
He gets really sensitive in his tummy.
628
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,842
- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.
629
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,343
- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.
630
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,721
- Tell me more about his tummy.
- This is not happening. There is no tummy.
631
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,139
Goodbye.
632
00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:13,517
- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.
633
00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:22,192
♪ I want the good times
The beat and the bass lines ♪
634
00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:26,154
♪ You want the bodyguard
The pool boy and the invites ♪
635
00:32:26,238 --> 00:32:28,740
♪ Yeah, we'll walk the walk
And talk the talk ♪
636
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,284
♪ To get a rush ♪
637
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:34,413
♪ I want an in thing
You need an in thing ♪
638
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:38,584
♪ You want the big job
The flashy car and the sunshine ♪
639
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,419
♪ And I want the city lights ♪
640
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,754
♪ The easy times
It feels right ♪
641
00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:45,424
♪ Oh, it tastes good
To say the words ♪
642
00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:46,967
♪ Well, some are mud ♪
643
00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:49,052
♪ I want an in thing ♪
644
00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:51,138
♪ You need an in thing ♪♪
645
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,141
This is Morris.
646
00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:56,476
My husband and I got him together.
647
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,895
My husband left.
648
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,190
Morris took it pretty hard.
649
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,568
Yeah, he died immediately.
650
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:10,991
Let me get this straight. You are collecting
other people's junk in addition to your own?
651
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:15,370
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
I should text Max about this.
652
00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,748
- He likes to be up to date with galleries.
- No.
653
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,167
- Don't do that.
- You're right. I'll slide in the DMs.
654
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,586
- That's more chill.
- You need to get a grip.
655
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,963
He is dating a doctor
with the face of an angel.
656
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,381
You're a monster.
657
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:29,551
Thank you.
Okay, you need some sexual Listerine.
658
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:30,969
Jeff agrees.
659
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:33,847
What about that new guy, Nick?
660
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:37,935
Last time I slept with someone
I worked with, it ended very badly.
661
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,521
AMANDA: Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.
662
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,438
Thank you.
663
00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:44,942
Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?
664
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,986
- I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke.
- Oh.
665
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,072
It combines my favorite things,
murder and karaoke.
666
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,990
- A heavenly combo.
- A perfect combination.
667
00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:54,451
NADINE:
You guys.
668
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,245
I am in love.
669
00:33:56,328 --> 00:33:59,915
Her name is Irina, and she's got
tiny baby bones like a baby chick,
670
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,752
and I just wanna build a nest for her
and chew her food for her and feed her.
671
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,462
Jesus, I give it two weeks.
672
00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,007
Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?
673
00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,927
She's right. You've banged
more Russian models than a tech billionaire.
674
00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,137
- If you were a guy, we would hate you.
- Yeah.
675
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,764
- I don't need this.
- Yes, you do.
676
00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:18,183
- No, I don't. No, I don't.
- Yes, you do. Eat the pasta.
677
00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:19,434
Okay.
678
00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,774
Hey, Nick, I...
679
00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,695
- I can't work anymore this week, dude.
- Why?
680
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:35,117
Your homeboy's been commissioned to build
a new table for that hotel in Fort Green.
681
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,661
Really? That place is so cheesy.
682
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,956
Oh, my God. How dare I take their money
when you don't like their mason jars.
683
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,708
Look, man, I know...
684
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:46,043
I know things are tough,
but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday,
685
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,045
and I will get you your money.
686
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,549
- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?
687
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,759
Can I see the list, or...?
688
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,262
- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.
689
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,472
- Come on.
- I can't keep doing this, man.
690
00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,310
I got a family. All right?
I have responsibilities. I'm sorry.
691
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,646
Don't shut off on me. I...
692
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,440
Show me those blushy cheeks.
693
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:09,401
Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside
when I see them. Show me...
694
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,695
I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay?
695
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,363
All right.
696
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,825
Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?
697
00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327
Because I am. Check me out.
698
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,996
Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.
699
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:21,997
- Mm-hm.
- Ha!
700
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,917
- Here is your coffee, Marky Mark.
- All right, Lucy Liu.
701
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,338
- And then, for you, I got the special milks.
- Thank you.
702
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,381
- Dude.
- Sorry.
703
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,469
Her Majesty looks a little upset
this morning, so tread lightly.
704
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,765
Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings?
Because the CFO has arrived.
705
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,683
Chief Feelings Officer is here.
706
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:45,145
- Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys.
- God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.
707
00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:46,355
- See you, dude.
- Bye.
708
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,983
- Who is that?
- Yeah, you're in the right place.
709
00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:53,862
- Hi.
- Hey. Uh... Whew.
710
00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:57,824
- Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery?
- Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing?
711
00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,161
Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.
712
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,829
Yeah. Willhelmina.
713
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,915
So, how's this whole thing work?
714
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,835
I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?
715
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:12,214
Well, why don't you we start
by you telling me what you brought and why?
716
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:16,635
Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually...
717
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,803
Oh, wait. Pause.
718
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,097
Do you mind if I record this?
719
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,766
- Just, you know, for our socials.
- Yeah. Sure.
720
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,434
Take a step back against this.
721
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,228
- Right. Here?
- Ooh, that is perfect.
722
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771
And go.
723
00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,356
I was in the hospital.
724
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192
I was recovering
from a pretty nasty skydiving accident.
725
00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,779
She was my nurse
and had a body cast covered all my tats,
726
00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:38,323
so Gina, she drew these ones on for me.
727
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:40,367
When I could walk, I asked her to marry me.
728
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,536
But then she changed her mind
three weeks later.
729
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,788
- No.
- Damn, Gina.
730
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,373
GINA:
Anyway, time passed,
731
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:51,211
but this just sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.
732
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:56,758
- How long have you held on to it for?
- Six... Five years. Five years.
733
00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:00,846
Feels good to admit that, you know?
Then I heard about this place, so...
734
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,515
And how exactly did you hear
about this place?
735
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:06,685
- My masseuse's Instagram.
- And how did your masseuse hear about it?
736
00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,688
Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?
737
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:11,815
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
LUCY: Okay.
738
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,317
[GRUNTS]
739
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,152
It has an odor.
740
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,904
Okay. Mm.
741
00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:18,363
LUCY: You did it.
- I did it.
742
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,740
How does it feel?
743
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:24,786
This is the first time in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.
744
00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,330
- Really?
- Yeah.
745
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,208
That's amazing. Thank you.
746
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,628
If you ever wanna see this again,
you can visit any time.
747
00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:34,713
- It'll be in my care, right here.
- Okay.
748
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:37,716
Or, perhaps, at another location.
749
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,385
No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.
750
00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:43,388
- Who is he?
- Just one last thing.
751
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:46,058
We just ask for a small donation.
752
00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,519
- Just to keep the gallery going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
753
00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,772
There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.
754
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,357
- Perfect.
- All right.
755
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,067
Thank you so much.
756
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,654
We're in business, baby.
757
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,366
And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams.
758
00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,994
I'm going to take this.
759
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,210
LUCY:
Thing about breakups is,
760
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,963
someone can ruin your life
just by disappearing, you know?
761
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:19,174
And then you hang on to the hope
that they'll barrel through your door
762
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,761
full of believable explanations
as to why they didn't actually ghost you,
763
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,806
or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.
764
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:29,810
So what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.
765
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:33,272
So, heartbroken,
I would spoon it little by little
766
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:36,650
while listening to Michael Bolton's
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again."
767
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,235
It's rancid now.
768
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,530
Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul.
I hate you. Just kidding.
769
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:42,739
I hope you die.
770
00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:44,032
How do you get over someone?
771
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:46,869
You just press some button on your body
and morph into a cyborg?
772
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:50,163
Just keep going.
Don't look back, don't dwell on anything.
773
00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:52,291
Okay, so you just bottle everything up
774
00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:55,294
until you implode
in a fiery act of self-destruction?
775
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:58,422
No. I manage my expectations.
776
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,174
[♪♪♪]
777
00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:06,263
Marcos took another job.
778
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,308
Our interior designer quit last week,
but I'm fine.
779
00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:10,893
I'm not upset. Why?
780
00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:15,355
Because I saw it coming a mile away
and I managed my expectations.
781
00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:20,152
Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone,
which is why you're not asking me right now.
782
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:24,239
- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.
783
00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:25,574
- Come on!
- Good God.
784
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,785
Designer is just a fancy word for curator.
Or it's the other way around.
785
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:31,788
I don't know, but regardless,
there's cool stuff all around us.
786
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,790
You just need someone
to help you look for it.
787
00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:37,336
NICK: Okay, but cool stuff means expensive,
and I'm pretty much broke.
788
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:41,340
LUCY: The key to collecting is seeing value
where others usually don't.
789
00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:44,051
You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.
790
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,552
Kind of like relationships.
791
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:48,388
NICK: And where might
one find these treasures?
792
00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:49,723
LUCY:
Well, it is moving day.
793
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,975
First day of the month,
leases start and end,
794
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:55,646
so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold
out on these streets.
795
00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,524
She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.
796
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,402
- She looks like rats live inside of her.
- Then she's habitable.
797
00:40:02,486 --> 00:40:05,948
Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe.
We are... We're not walking.
798
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:07,032
[CHUCKLES]
799
00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:09,660
Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show.
800
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:10,661
Oh, my God.
801
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,747
How do I seem to find myself
in this predicament?
802
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,878
I'm tired. Can we take a break?
803
00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:20,963
[LAUGHS]
804
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:23,131
Absolutely not. This was your idea.
805
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:26,343
Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.
806
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:28,428
- My life story?
- Yeah.
807
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,180
But my life hasn't even happened yet.
808
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,141
Don't you ever think about
what you're gonna tell your biographer?
809
00:40:34,142 --> 00:40:37,563
- Is that something you think about?
- All the time. It'll begin as such:
810
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,815
"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."
811
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,693
Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.
812
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,654
Okay. Your life story. Go.
813
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,156
- Really?
- Yes.
814
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,867
Oh, umm...
815
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:54,329
My parents really never settled down.
We moved a ton.
816
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,081
That must have been hard.
817
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,168
- Think it make... Made me independent.
- Hm.
818
00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,712
So where would you go on holidays?
819
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,422
Grandma's house.
820
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,258
Hm. Tell me more about G-Ma.
821
00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:11,013
Well, she lived in this little place
called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin.
822
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,056
She looked like a Keebler elf.
823
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:17,394
My grandma loved two things,
football and boxing.
824
00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:20,355
- Mm. Nice.
- She chewed tobacco till she was 90.
825
00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:23,108
And I always thought
she was this sweet old grandma,
826
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,111
but it turns out
she was a bookie her entire life.
827
00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:29,323
- Okay, Grandma.
- I know. What a badass!
828
00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:33,076
After she died, they found
a wad of cash under her mattress.
829
00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,579
And she left it for me.
830
00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:38,624
- So that's what you used to start the Chloe.
- Yeah.
831
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:41,627
And then you named it after her?
That's such a sweet tribute.
832
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,588
- I didn't actually...
- Ice cream!
833
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,673
[ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING JINGLE]
834
00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:48,926
LUCY:
Hey!
835
00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:52,304
[♪♪♪]
836
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,520
LUCY: You know, we still haven't been
to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn.
837
00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:02,147
Only real insiders know about it.
838
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,484
NICK:
And what about you? Why New York?
839
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,319
I followed a man.
840
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,780
Did the man know you were following him?
841
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:13,617
He did when I snuck into his apartment,
impaled him with an ice pick
842
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,786
and feasted on his remains.
843
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,287
Frightening.
844
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,790
But what's the real reason?
845
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:27,589
Well, growing up, my mom was
an art history professor at Bard.
846
00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:30,342
So it was winter like 90 months of the year.
847
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:34,012
So every weekend,
she'd take me to the Hessel Museum.
848
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:40,310
And she taught me
that art tells stories about people, places,
849
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:43,105
movements, moments in time.
850
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:50,112
The coolest thing about my mom is,
she really sees art...
851
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,031
in everything.
852
00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:55,033
Like, anywhere.
853
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,249
What city has more art than New York?
854
00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:12,217
You know, I think this project is really
having a positive impact on me.
855
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,595
I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.
856
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,097
And then feel my bag. It's so light.
857
00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:20,392
I am growing too.
I have not called you a hoarder today.
858
00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,311
Ha. Typical man.
859
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,980
Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.
860
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,774
Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
861
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,318
Do you want anything?
862
00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:32,154
No, I quit coffee.
Only water or booze for this temple.
863
00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:33,989
I'm Paleo.
864
00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:38,493
- I'm not sure that's what Paleo means.
- No, no. It has to do with nuts.
865
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,663
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
866
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,084
- Hi there.
- Hi.
867
00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,630
MAX:
I'm here for the 72-inch television.
868
00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:53,133
You guys are like
the last book shop on earth, huh?
869
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:55,135
We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.
870
00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:58,931
Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that...
871
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,725
It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.
872
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,144
- Have a great day.
- All right.
873
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:09,566
- Oh, hey! Your case.
- I got it. I know him.
874
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,694
[♪♪♪]
875
00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:22,204
[BABY CRYING]
876
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:24,081
Excuse me. Do you mind?
877
00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:26,750
Move! Oh, my God! Move.
878
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:31,421
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.
879
00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,298
Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?
880
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,634
- Uh... Yes.
- Thanks.
881
00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:37,511
I gotta go.
882
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,596
Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood?
883
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,307
Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?
884
00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:47,980
MAX:
It's a first edition.
885
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,399
- No.
- Yeah.
886
00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:52,067
Lucy! Oh!
887
00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,404
Max!
888
00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,155
Hi! Oh, my God.
889
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,491
This is so random. Um...
890
00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:01,952
Hi.
891
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:03,871
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
892
00:45:03,954 --> 00:45:05,998
- Oh, French.
- Oh, sorry.
893
00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:09,209
I just got back from Paris,
so still in there.
894
00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:12,754
MAX: Heh. This is Amelia.
- Right.
895
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:16,717
You saw her the night that...
896
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,303
Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so...
897
00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930
Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great.
898
00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,683
Because last time... You know.
899
00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:26,351
Oh.
900
00:45:26,435 --> 00:45:28,437
Right. That night. Oh, my God.
901
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,646
That was such a fun night.
902
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:32,858
I was just really living my truth
and, like, enjoying myself.
903
00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,318
I'm in my mid-20s.
904
00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:36,278
You know, I barely even wash my face.
905
00:45:36,361 --> 00:45:39,198
And sometimes I moisturize, if I feel fancy.
906
00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:42,117
But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...
907
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,328
Lucy! Hi.
908
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,413
There you are. Uh...
909
00:45:47,456 --> 00:45:49,416
Got the flat white for you.
910
00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:53,629
- I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.
911
00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:55,881
- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.
912
00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:59,510
This one really knows
how to treat her staff, you know?
913
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,720
- Staff?
NICK: She didn't tell you?
914
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:04,681
Lucy started her own gallery.
915
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:08,185
Yeah. Big deal. I mean,
it's still underground, but it's gonna be...
916
00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:12,481
It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time.
Blowing. Lots of blowing up.
917
00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,274
That's, um...
918
00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:16,109
That's exceptional. Um...
919
00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,862
Where is it? I'd love to come visit.
920
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:22,533
And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,
921
00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:25,160
but we are late
for that meeting with that...
922
00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,747
- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.
923
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,249
- Gagosian?
- Mm-hm.
924
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:31,333
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
925
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,544
He's like a...
How did you describe him? Like a...
926
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:36,004
Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear.
927
00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:38,257
- Just the sweetest guy.
- Yeah.
928
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,550
You know?
929
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:41,677
- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.
930
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,929
- We have to...
- Yeah, he hates it when we're late.
931
00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:45,389
- We should really run.
- He does.
932
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,599
- Um, but great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
933
00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:52,229
Gagosian? Okay. Shit.
934
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:53,313
[CHUCKLES]
935
00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:56,900
He's just moved on. It's...
936
00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:59,528
Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?
937
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:03,240
- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding me? Max aches for you.
938
00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:07,327
He said so himself.
You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle.
939
00:47:07,411 --> 00:47:11,248
- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.
940
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,000
- Yes.
- Right.
941
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,045
- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.
942
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:20,799
LUCY: Do you think Max
and the doctor have moved in together?
943
00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,553
No. No, Max likes his personal space, so...
944
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,974
Ugh, she probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.
945
00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,935
What if he likes it?
946
00:47:33,228 --> 00:47:34,813
Wait, where are we?
947
00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:37,441
Great, is this the third attempt at murder?
948
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,944
Can we get it over and done with, please?
Just put me out of my misery.
949
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,530
Hey, Yan. Do your thing.
950
00:47:44,823 --> 00:47:46,825
[♪♪♪]
951
00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:57,544
- What?
YAN: I'll never tire of that reaction.
952
00:47:57,628 --> 00:48:00,464
- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?
953
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,132
Excellent.
954
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:04,635
Don't listen to her.
She's a glass-half-full kind of gal.
955
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:08,847
You're right, yeah.
It's better to be a brooding cynic.
956
00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,475
Can you please go get my sign?
957
00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,561
So he just makes anything in neon?
958
00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,605
Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head
959
00:48:16,688 --> 00:48:19,149
- that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."
- Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
960
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,237
Check this out. It's gonna look great
hanging in the lobby of the Chloe.
961
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,905
[SPEAKING LATIN]
962
00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:29,910
It's Latin for "Into the middle of things."
It's what the hotel stands for.
963
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:34,665
It's a place where people will meet
and intersect in our story.
964
00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:39,336
The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.
965
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:43,507
- See? I have feelings.
- Mm...
966
00:48:44,007 --> 00:48:46,009
[♪♪♪]
967
00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:16,665
LUCY: Remember when I drove my car
into a parked school bus?
968
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,835
Well, I'm not the mess you once knew.
969
00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:22,171
I have my shit together.
970
00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:23,630
Promise.
971
00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:27,801
- Hey. Who was that?
- No one.
972
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:31,555
Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?
973
00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:34,391
Well, we are going to the bank.
974
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:37,769
I have that meeting, and I am terrified.
975
00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:39,938
This is it. Make or break, right?
976
00:49:40,022 --> 00:49:43,567
- I'm coming along to play the race card.
- I think it'll be very effective.
977
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,277
- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.
978
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,322
The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.
979
00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:51,867
No. I'm cautiously optimistic
in a very negative way.
980
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:54,328
- I've lost all hope.
- But we should probably...
981
00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:56,330
Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat.
982
00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,248
- I want you to listen to this.
- We're...
983
00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:01,251
No, come on. It'll just take a minute.
It'll be good for you.
984
00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:03,003
I need to share.
985
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:06,131
"Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve.
986
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,966
We stole this bottle of champagne
987
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,344
and resolved to drink it together
the next year.
988
00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:13,805
But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.
989
00:50:13,889 --> 00:50:16,099
Lately, I've found myself drinking alone,
990
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:20,229
but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."
991
00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:23,148
Nope. Nope!
992
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,444
- Nick, are you crying?
MARCOS: Why...?
993
00:50:27,528 --> 00:50:29,154
No. Why would I...? What?
994
00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:31,323
Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude.
995
00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:34,159
They're about to drink a bottle together
and now he's a ghost.
996
00:50:34,243 --> 00:50:37,412
He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost.
Why would you do that to us?
997
00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:40,249
We said we're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.
998
00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:42,543
I don't know. Crying's my favorite activity.
999
00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:44,628
- It's true. She's very good at it.
- Thank you.
1000
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:48,757
Last weekend we got together, and we just
re-enacted scenes from The Notebook.
1001
00:50:48,841 --> 00:50:50,801
- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?
1002
00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:53,804
- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking...
1003
00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:58,934
As much as I admire this budding friendship,
we have to go because we are running late.
1004
00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,394
Sure.
1005
00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:02,354
- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.
1006
00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:04,857
- You got this. Good luck.
MARCOS: I'm okay.
1007
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,151
April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.
1008
00:51:08,235 --> 00:51:11,238
So I show up and I do my best move for him.
1009
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,115
He was just kidding.
1010
00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:16,159
He actually had gotten
an over-the-pants handy
1011
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:18,745
from Jenny Gluck that night. Um...
1012
00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:24,376
So I've kept this yarmulke
as a reminder that men can hurt you.
1013
00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:27,921
[HEADBAND'S "REBEL" PLAYING]
1014
00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:32,718
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1015
00:51:32,801 --> 00:51:34,803
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1016
00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:39,558
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1017
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,561
♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪
1018
00:51:42,644 --> 00:51:45,606
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1019
00:51:45,689 --> 00:51:48,525
♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪
1020
00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:50,944
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1021
00:51:51,028 --> 00:51:53,113
♪ So I keep running
Running... ♪♪
1022
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,448
LUCY:
"You're not a hoarder."
1023
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,618
"Thank you for saying that.
I do really appreciate that."
1024
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,621
"You hair looks great." "Yours does."
1025
00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:02,456
"Thanking you..."
1026
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:05,334
Hi. Uh, gallery donation?
1027
00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:07,419
- Is Nick here?
- No.
1028
00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:09,379
Just me. Us.
1029
00:52:09,463 --> 00:52:10,464
[CHUCKLES]
1030
00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:12,090
Cool.
1031
00:52:12,591 --> 00:52:16,094
Uh, do you want me to tell him
you stopped by? Leave a message?
1032
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,180
No.
1033
00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:20,724
Okay.
1034
00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:26,104
See you later.
1035
00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:29,983
"She kind of seemed like a bitch."
1036
00:52:30,067 --> 00:52:31,068
[GASPS]
1037
00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:33,820
Stop. You can't say that. Go.
1038
00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,448
No.
1039
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:39,910
No! Think about what you said.
1040
00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:44,039
♪ Okay, it's my birthday
Look me right here... ♪♪
1041
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,333
[SCREAMING]
1042
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:48,418
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
1043
00:52:52,381 --> 00:52:54,216
ALL:
♪ She's sweet but a psycho ♪
1044
00:52:54,299 --> 00:52:56,051
♪ A little bit psycho ♪
1045
00:52:56,134 --> 00:52:59,137
♪ At night she's screaming
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪
1046
00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:03,475
♪ Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho ♪
1047
00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:06,937
♪ At night she's screaming
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪♪
1048
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:08,438
[APPLAUDING]
1049
00:53:08,522 --> 00:53:12,401
Ha-ha. That was sweet but psycho.
Next up, we got Ben.
1050
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:14,528
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."
1051
00:53:14,611 --> 00:53:17,865
Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my... Jeff.
1052
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:20,033
For coming to my birthday.
1053
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:22,452
I know this is a really important day
for all of us,
1054
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,289
and, you know,
as I was reflecting on my last 27 years,
1055
00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:27,332
I was kind of thinking ahead to my death.
1056
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,959
- What is happening?
- Eyes up.
1057
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,546
And I was thinking that at my funeral,
I wanna be taxidermied
1058
00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:35,424
and I want a photo booth
so people can come and take photos of me.
1059
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:38,177
And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.
1060
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,429
- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!
1061
00:53:40,512 --> 00:53:43,473
- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.
1062
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:45,559
- How's it going?
- Hi!
1063
00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:48,520
- I picked up your dead man cake...
AMANDA: Oh, my God, thank you.
1064
00:53:48,604 --> 00:53:50,105
...that you asked a stranger to get for you.
1065
00:53:50,189 --> 00:53:52,816
This is my wife Randy
and that's my baby inside of her.
1066
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,569
Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.
1067
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,113
Pretty terrible so far.
1068
00:53:58,197 --> 00:54:01,533
Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.
1069
00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,910
I'll shut up.
1070
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:06,997
♪ I just died
In your arms tonight ♪
1071
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,375
♪ It must have been something you said ♪
1072
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:15,047
♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪♪
1073
00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,799
I wanna murder your face!
1074
00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:19,009
I love you!
1075
00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:21,845
I wanna push you down the stairs,
I love you so much.
1076
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,597
Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety?
1077
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,933
Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship
1078
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:30,187
you can't really testify
against your friends, so I know nothing.
1079
00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:33,565
- Totally.
- Hey, I have something to show you.
1080
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,861
{\an8}- We're in New York Magazine, baby!
- Oh, my God. What?
1081
00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,571
{\an8}- I know. It's...
- Shit.
1082
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,658
- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.
1083
00:54:42,741 --> 00:54:46,119
{\an8}- I have moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?
1084
00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:50,415
Oh, the five stages of grief.
I am angry at Max and I want revenge.
1085
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:54,253
And I'm not talking about squirting lube
all over his good suits.
1086
00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:56,630
Is that something that you've done?
1087
00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,675
We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.
1088
00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:03,720
Gatsby style.
Call every influencer in New York.
1089
00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:10,936
Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy,
but I haven't heard if I got the loan.
1090
00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:14,064
It's not looking good. I'm really worried.
1091
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:20,904
- But if I get it...
- We can do it?
1092
00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:24,575
We can do it.
1093
00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:27,703
- Yes!
- I don't know when.
1094
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:33,584
All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick
singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
1095
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,752
I don't really... Lucy, I don't sing.
1096
00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:40,340
We haven't spoken about this,
but I have a really shocking singing voice.
1097
00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:43,510
Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment. Everyone knows that.
1098
00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,220
Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself.
1099
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:48,307
That is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I should know.
1100
00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:51,518
- Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick?
LUCY: Yep, coming up.
1101
00:55:51,602 --> 00:55:53,770
I'm sober. I'm dead sober.
1102
00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,898
- Thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.
1103
00:55:55,981 --> 00:56:00,903
- Okay, no, this is very... We actually...
- No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you.
1104
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,697
- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.
1105
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,407
["DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
1106
00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:07,451
[CROWD CHEERING]
1107
00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:11,330
- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.
1108
00:56:13,749 --> 00:56:17,169
BOTH:
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1109
00:56:17,252 --> 00:56:19,254
♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
1110
00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:21,340
I like this song.
1111
00:56:21,423 --> 00:56:23,800
♪ Oh, honey, if I get restless ♪
1112
00:56:24,843 --> 00:56:26,845
♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪
1113
00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:30,098
[ALL HUMMING "DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART"]
1114
00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:31,934
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1115
00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:33,560
Oh, damn.
1116
00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:36,271
♪ You take the weight
Off of me ♪
1117
00:56:36,355 --> 00:56:37,814
I love you!
1118
00:56:37,898 --> 00:56:40,192
♪ Oh, honey, when you knock on my door ♪
1119
00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:43,737
♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
1120
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:46,365
[ALL HUMMING]
1121
00:56:46,448 --> 00:56:50,953
♪ Ooh-hoo
Nobody knows it ♪
1122
00:56:53,539 --> 00:56:57,376
- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪
1123
00:56:57,459 --> 00:57:02,089
♪ Oh-ho, I gave you my heart ♪
1124
00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:04,633
[ALL HUMMING]
1125
00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:06,343
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1126
00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:08,470
- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.
1127
00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:12,140
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1128
00:57:12,224 --> 00:57:16,687
♪ Don't go breaking my
I won't go breaking your heart ♪♪
1129
00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,814
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1130
00:57:21,316 --> 00:57:23,235
Nick, everyone!
1131
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:26,572
Does everyone remember
that it's my birthday?
1132
00:57:26,655 --> 00:57:28,031
[ALL CHEERING]
1133
00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:32,160
- How sad are you gonna be when I die?
- Terrified of life without you.
1134
00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:35,747
Unless there's kids involved
and it will probably fill up that void.
1135
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,207
But you'll be missed.
1136
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:41,003
- You can't marry within a year.
- I won't. Who would I marry?
1137
00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:43,463
- Which one of my friends would you marry?
- Amanda.
1138
00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:46,133
Just kidding. It's not like
I've thought about it before.
1139
00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:47,926
- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?
1140
00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:49,428
I approve of that.
1141
00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:53,307
- You guys talking about death again?
- Mm-hm. It's our foreplay.
1142
00:57:54,183 --> 00:57:57,269
- Mm. Mm.
RANDY: Do it now.
1143
00:57:57,352 --> 00:57:58,687
Yes, ma'am.
1144
00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:01,982
♪ You're cute
When you beep-beep-beep, how do you...? ♪♪
1145
00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:04,151
RANDY: It's not a joke, that's okay.
MARCOS: That wasn't a truck...
1146
00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:07,571
- Can't compare me to a truck.
- It wasn't a truck, but it was like...
1147
00:58:07,654 --> 00:58:09,072
It was a truck backing up.
1148
00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:12,743
- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.
1149
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:15,537
- You're spending every day with her, right?
- Yes.
1150
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,999
Dude, I haven't seen you this happy since...
Don't make me say her name.
1151
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,793
Okay, can we not talk about this,
please, Marcos?
1152
00:58:21,877 --> 00:58:24,713
You are a straight, white dude in America.
1153
00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:27,591
If your only thing is that
you don't wanna fall in love, like...
1154
00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:29,134
- Can you please...?
- Cry me a river.
1155
00:58:29,218 --> 00:58:31,094
- Marcos, can we please not do this?
- We are.
1156
00:58:31,178 --> 00:58:33,597
We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.
1157
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,225
And I'm saying it...
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?
1158
00:58:36,308 --> 00:58:37,351
[LUCY WHOOPING]
1159
00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:42,689
♪ Yeah
It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪
1160
00:58:42,773 --> 00:58:47,569
♪ Yeah
It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪♪
1161
00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,614
Oh, my God. You guys, I...
1162
00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:53,408
I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.
1163
00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:56,119
I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like...
1164
00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,789
I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco.
1165
00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:01,083
- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.
1166
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,126
But wait, where is Nick? Did he...?
1167
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:06,630
- Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home.
- Oh.
1168
00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:10,384
Why do you keep talking about Nick?
You should put your penis in his vagina.
1169
00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:13,554
- Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
- Yeah.
1170
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,223
- I wanna get a taco first, then you can...
- Okay.
1171
00:59:16,306 --> 00:59:18,100
- [CHANTING] Penis, penis, penis.
- Okay.
1172
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:22,688
- Tacos first.
- [CHANTING] Tacos, tacos, tacos.
1173
00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:25,607
[ALL SINGING DRUNKENLY]
1174
00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:26,942
LUCY:
Where did Jeff go?
1175
00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,862
Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask.
1176
00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,572
That's... Oh, God.
1177
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,950
- I know you love it, you're into that.
- It's too much.
1178
00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,202
- Oh.
- Uh...
1179
00:59:37,286 --> 00:59:39,079
Okay.
1180
00:59:41,123 --> 00:59:42,708
Remember me?
1181
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:48,714
Hey, Max.
1182
00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,593
- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.
1183
00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,722
Okay.
1184
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,473
Go on.
1185
00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:02,603
I don't really know where to start.
1186
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,770
I guess...
1187
01:00:03,854 --> 01:00:07,399
How about "I'm sorry for causing
the worst breakup in the world's history"?
1188
01:00:07,482 --> 01:00:10,694
Or "I'm sorry for using you
like a stepping stone for my career
1189
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:12,446
like Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl"?
1190
01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,782
Or "I'm sorry for treating you
like my own personal sanitary napkin
1191
01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:19,369
that I bled onto heavily
in the heaviest part of my period."
1192
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,289
You know that second day of your period
where you're gushing blood?
1193
01:00:22,372 --> 01:00:24,082
- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.
1194
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,876
And you didn't even have the courtesy
1195
01:00:25,959 --> 01:00:28,253
to wrap it in toilet paper
when you threw it away.
1196
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:29,588
MAX: Sorry.
AMANDA: You belong in jail
1197
01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:30,506
for what you've done.
1198
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:33,842
- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.
1199
01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:36,136
Ladies, that's enough.
1200
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:40,557
- Where are your effing socks?
- Uh...
1201
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,727
- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...
1202
01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:45,562
MAX: Great friends. Wow.
- Yep.
1203
01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:47,981
They brought out some excellent points.
1204
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,527
I'm so sorry.
1205
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,863
I don't think I can live without you.
1206
01:00:56,615 --> 01:00:58,867
Uh... Uh...
1207
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,495
- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.
1208
01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:05,123
Come on. Amelia? We broke up.
1209
01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:07,626
I haven't stopped thinking about you
since I ran into you
1210
01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,753
and then I read about you
in New York Magazine.
1211
01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,755
I was wrong about you, Lucy.
1212
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,716
I wanna be with you.
1213
01:01:16,301 --> 01:01:18,762
Um... I don't know.
1214
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,264
NICK:
Hey.
1215
01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,642
LUCY: Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?
1216
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,478
Why is your assistant talking to me
like that?
1217
01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,146
I'm not her assistant, guy.
1218
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,190
Why are you bringing her a cake
at 3 a.m., guy?
1219
01:01:30,274 --> 01:01:32,317
- Because I can.
- Guys.
1220
01:01:34,152 --> 01:01:34,987
[SOFTLY]
It's okay.
1221
01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,199
I was dropping this off.
1222
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,828
Custom single-layered cake.
1223
01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:45,247
Oh, uh...
1224
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:48,417
- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.
1225
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:52,379
Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and...
1226
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,717
I don't know,
he really likes you, so I thought I'd...
1227
01:01:57,843 --> 01:01:59,928
Marcos likes me.
1228
01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:01,471
Right.
1229
01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,058
Yeah.
1230
01:02:06,977 --> 01:02:09,646
We were kind of in the middle of something.
1231
01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:11,315
[SIGHS]
1232
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,945
I'm gonna go.
1233
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,075
MAX:
Hey.
1234
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:25,704
How about it? Let's have a drink.
1235
01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:30,709
I mean, you've seen it so many times,
but Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering.
1236
01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:33,003
- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."
1237
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:35,506
- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?
1238
01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:38,342
Yeah, of course. It was my dream job.
1239
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,719
It was run by a woman so ahead of her time,
1240
01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:46,016
she gave space and a voice to artists
no one deigned to care about or listen to.
1241
01:02:47,142 --> 01:02:49,853
See, I never even knew you felt that way.
1242
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:50,979
You never asked.
1243
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,817
You never really asked me
about myself, ever.
1244
01:02:56,818 --> 01:03:01,657
- I know I made a detour...
- A detour? That's what we're calling that?
1245
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,993
Your GPS just didn't work
the day you cheated on me, or what's...?
1246
01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:07,621
It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake.
1247
01:03:08,622 --> 01:03:10,082
Please give me another chance?
1248
01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,254
And you're serious about this?
1249
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,465
Would you close your eyes?
1250
01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:22,636
- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?
1251
01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:31,520
- Okay, open them.
- Wait.
1252
01:03:31,603 --> 01:03:32,729
[♪♪♪]
1253
01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,357
What? How did you get this?
1254
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,525
I took it.
1255
01:03:36,608 --> 01:03:38,819
Our love story's not over.
1256
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,782
You broke into the gallery? Oh.
1257
01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:47,452
Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation. Sheesh.
1258
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,122
Just have dinner with me, please?
1259
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,377
I'm actually... I have a lot
of late night commitments, so...
1260
01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:00,048
I figured you'd say that,
so I thought about: "What about breakfast?"
1261
01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:03,135
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person,
so that won't work.
1262
01:04:03,218 --> 01:04:06,138
There is a meal somewhere in the middle.
1263
01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,684
- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.
1264
01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:14,188
But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.
1265
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:21,987
Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets.
Thought they might look cool in here, right?
1266
01:04:23,155 --> 01:04:24,615
[LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1267
01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:29,828
Is everything okay?
1268
01:04:32,581 --> 01:04:34,708
I didn't get the loan.
1269
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,045
So this is it.
1270
01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:41,423
Oh.
1271
01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:44,760
Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick.
1272
01:04:44,843 --> 01:04:46,303
This really sucks.
1273
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:49,139
But, hey, we can figure something out.
1274
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,476
- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.
1275
01:04:53,477 --> 01:04:54,937
This is real life, Lucy.
1276
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:59,149
You know, we can't all live
in your fantasy land of magical thinking.
1277
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:03,111
I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard, and it will all work out.
1278
01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:05,113
That's not how life works.
1279
01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:07,950
That's what you think of me?
1280
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:13,455
If the Chloe closes, the gallery closes too.
We're in this together.
1281
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:16,583
No, we're not. Okay?
1282
01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:19,378
I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,
1283
01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,338
so take your stuff and get out of here.
1284
01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:24,132
So that's it?
1285
01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:26,426
Yeah. That's it.
1286
01:05:26,510 --> 01:05:28,929
[♪♪♪]
1287
01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,184
Okay.
1288
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,855
Yeah, you can just shut me out,
but I made a commitment to every person
1289
01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:40,774
that walked through that door
with their heart on their sleeve.
1290
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,818
I am not giving up.
1291
01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:45,028
♪ I had a dream ♪
1292
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,488
And you shouldn't either.
1293
01:05:46,572 --> 01:05:49,950
♪ I got everything I wanted ♪
1294
01:05:50,993 --> 01:05:53,537
♪ Not what you'd think ♪
1295
01:05:54,496 --> 01:05:59,001
♪ And if I'm being honest
It might've been a nightmare ♪
1296
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:00,627
[MUTED DIALOGUE]
1297
01:06:00,711 --> 01:06:04,047
♪ To anyone who might care ♪
1298
01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,760
♪ Thought I could fly ♪
1299
01:06:10,304 --> 01:06:14,933
♪ So I stepped off the Golden, mm ♪
1300
01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:21,732
♪ I had a dream
I got everything I wanted ♪
1301
01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:25,444
♪ But when I wake up, I see ♪
1302
01:06:26,028 --> 01:06:28,822
♪ You with me ♪
1303
01:06:29,114 --> 01:06:34,328
♪ And you say, "As long as I'm here ♪
1304
01:06:34,411 --> 01:06:36,538
♪ No one can hurt you ♪
1305
01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:42,169
♪ Don't wanna lie here ♪
1306
01:06:42,252 --> 01:06:45,714
♪ But you can learn to" ♪
1307
01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:49,092
♪ If they knew what they said
Would go straight to my head ♪♪
1308
01:06:49,218 --> 01:06:50,552
LUCY:
If you'll just meet with me,
1309
01:06:50,636 --> 01:06:53,931
I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery
takes a whole new approach to art.
1310
01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,725
We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.
1311
01:06:56,808 --> 01:07:00,771
Everyone is damaged.
Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello?
1312
01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,022
Hello?
1313
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,483
Oh, my God. He hung up on me.
1314
01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:06,026
Ugh! That was the last one.
1315
01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:09,404
I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.
1316
01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:11,073
You haven't tried everyone.
1317
01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:13,867
Oh, right, yeah.
1318
01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:17,996
I'm sure Eva just misses watching me
eat my own ass in front of her eyes.
1319
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,874
Her and her friends, just ha-ha-ha.
1320
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,168
You never know unless you try.
1321
01:07:23,252 --> 01:07:28,507
No. Eva, she gave me a second chance.
She's not about to give me a third.
1322
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,010
Well, what if a handsome man,
1323
01:07:32,094 --> 01:07:35,681
with a cute, cute butt,
put in a good word for you
1324
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:39,685
and all you have to do is pick up the phone
and see what happens?
1325
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,854
- Really?
- Maybe.
1326
01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:43,897
Cliffhanger.
1327
01:07:43,981 --> 01:07:47,943
You're erratic, irresponsible,
and, quite frankly, a liability.
1328
01:07:48,026 --> 01:07:53,115
It's young people like you
who reaffirm my choice not to procreate.
1329
01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:57,452
The last time I saw you was like listening
to Brad Pitt talk about architecture.
1330
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,998
- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.
1331
01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:03,417
And on and on and on.
1332
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,711
It was utterly relentless.
1333
01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:07,171
Please give me a chance.
1334
01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:09,590
The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.
1335
01:08:09,673 --> 01:08:12,259
Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.
1336
01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:15,345
Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.
1337
01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,930
This is the definition of groveling.
1338
01:08:19,725 --> 01:08:21,852
I've learned a few things in my day.
1339
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,813
Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.
1340
01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:29,984
It's only okay to bounce a check once.
After that, it's a thing you're known for.
1341
01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,363
And when you see talent, grab it.
1342
01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:39,203
I'd like to include the Broken Heart Gallery
1343
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:44,249
as an exhibit here at the Woolf in one week.
1344
01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:49,462
Show your collection alongside mine.
1345
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,048
What?
1346
01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,300
Did I drop acid and this is my ego death?
1347
01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:56,136
MAX: Ha-ha.
No, no. It's a huge opportunity.
1348
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:59,055
Don't worry, I'm gonna be here
to guide you every step of the way.
1349
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,974
Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
1350
01:09:01,058 --> 01:09:03,560
Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much.
1351
01:09:03,644 --> 01:09:05,687
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
1352
01:09:05,770 --> 01:09:11,984
What do you say when Michael Fassbender
invites you to lie naked by his pool?
1353
01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:18,825
I do have one condition.
1354
01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:20,827
I have been working so hard for this.
1355
01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:22,828
This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.
1356
01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:28,752
Well, let me be the first to say
"congratulations" and "you're welcome."
1357
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,129
Come on, let's go celebrate.
1358
01:09:31,212 --> 01:09:33,215
[♪♪♪]
1359
01:09:44,768 --> 01:09:46,728
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1360
01:09:46,812 --> 01:09:50,649
- Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up...
- Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.
1361
01:09:50,732 --> 01:09:53,569
- Teach me how to break up with someone.
- What?
1362
01:09:53,652 --> 01:09:56,154
- Just walk me through your dumping process.
- Uh-uh-uh.
1363
01:09:56,238 --> 01:09:59,700
We don't call it that. It sounds harsh.
Wait, why are we doing this?
1364
01:09:59,783 --> 01:10:03,871
Because I just... I need to let Max go.
Once and for all.
1365
01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:04,872
Good.
1366
01:10:05,998 --> 01:10:08,584
Teach me. I'm your vessel.
1367
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,713
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1368
01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:22,931
Most stories are stories of... betrayal.
1369
01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:28,145
- Mm-hm.
- And ours is a story of hope.
1370
01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:34,860
Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.
1371
01:10:35,986 --> 01:10:37,571
Yeah.
1372
01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,698
- Come closer.
- Okay.
1373
01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:42,367
Thank you...
1374
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:45,871
for being my home.
1375
01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,085
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1376
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:54,213
- Oh, my God!
- I know!
1377
01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:57,007
Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that.
1378
01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:07,684
Hey. Is it time for dinner?
1379
01:11:11,647 --> 01:11:15,442
I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?
1380
01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:19,196
You know what happened. That's over.
1381
01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,782
Just be honest with me.
1382
01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,580
I really thought I was gonna marry her.
1383
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,000
And she wasn't ready.
1384
01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,836
And she moved to Paris.
1385
01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:37,714
And then she came back
right when she sensed you could be happy,
1386
01:11:37,798 --> 01:11:40,634
which is always how that happens.
1387
01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:43,303
So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.
1388
01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:46,473
- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.
1389
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:51,144
You're the hero of your love story
and the villain in mine.
1390
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,606
We're just not meant to be together.
1391
01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,318
I'm gonna go.
1392
01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:04,950
Paris, it's an amazing place, and...
1393
01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:06,034
[♪♪♪]
1394
01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:10,163
We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.
1395
01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,791
It's a little overrated, if you ask me.
1396
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:16,795
I drew a bath,
and I wanted her to get in it with me.
1397
01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:20,215
Personally, I hate baths.
They're a warm, wet place to overthink.
1398
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:25,137
So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.
1399
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,390
I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier.
1400
01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:32,019
I sat in the tub, shriveling.
1401
01:12:32,102 --> 01:12:34,855
So, naturally,
I realized I had to move to Paris.
1402
01:12:35,898 --> 01:12:37,357
I kept the bath water.
1403
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:40,527
Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous.
1404
01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:41,695
I drank a little.
1405
01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:45,240
So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic.
1406
01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:48,619
You'd be proud.
A triumph for pack rats everywhere.
1407
01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:50,579
Who are you talking to?
1408
01:12:51,997 --> 01:12:54,249
Oh, uh... No one.
1409
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:57,586
You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls
1410
01:12:57,669 --> 01:12:59,171
and leaving messages for someone.
1411
01:12:59,254 --> 01:13:04,092
Are you here to talk about my phone bill?
Or are you here to apologize?
1412
01:13:05,636 --> 01:13:07,304
[NICK CLEARS THROAT]
1413
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,681
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.
1414
01:13:09,765 --> 01:13:12,434
Option B. Excellent choice.
1415
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,063
You were the first person I wanted to tell.
1416
01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:21,193
Miraculously, a private lender backed me
and I got the loan.
1417
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,862
- What?
- I did it, I got it.
1418
01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:27,866
You got...? That's amazing!
You're not the only one with good news.
1419
01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:31,286
Eva Woolf wants to make
the Broken Heart Gallery
1420
01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:34,164
a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf.
1421
01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:35,290
No way.
1422
01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:39,336
And despite you being a dick monster,
1423
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,630
since the hotel is gonna be saved,
1424
01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:44,550
- I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe.
- Wow.
1425
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,761
I'm really happy for you, Lucy.
1426
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,723
You deserve it.
1427
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:56,854
I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy
for my success before.
1428
01:13:56,937 --> 01:14:00,274
It's kind of weird, but... No, it's good.
1429
01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:03,652
Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time?
1430
01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:06,822
Please. I've been waiting my whole life
to pull this off.
1431
01:14:06,905 --> 01:14:08,907
[HEADBAND'S "ON THAT" PLAYING]
1432
01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:15,956
♪ Come on! ♪
1433
01:14:16,039 --> 01:14:17,583
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1434
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:20,002
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1435
01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:21,962
♪ We on that, I'm on that ♪
1436
01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:24,131
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1437
01:14:24,214 --> 01:14:26,258
♪ As you know
I bring that game ♪
1438
01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,260
♪ Everybody know my name ♪
1439
01:14:28,343 --> 01:14:32,306
♪ And I want to hear you say
A-ii, a-ii ♪
1440
01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:34,516
♪ Ain't no need to complicate ♪
1441
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,435
♪ 'Cause I'm here
To set it straight ♪
1442
01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:40,522
♪ Come on, everybody say
A-ii, a-ii ♪
1443
01:14:40,606 --> 01:14:42,858
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1444
01:14:42,941 --> 01:14:44,943
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1445
01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:46,737
♪ We on that, they on that ♪
1446
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,198
♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪
1447
01:14:53,869 --> 01:14:54,703
♪ Come on ♪
1448
01:14:54,786 --> 01:15:01,001
Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia...
1449
01:15:02,002 --> 01:15:05,506
I need to make it right with the Russians
or Putin is gonna have me poisoned.
1450
01:15:05,589 --> 01:15:06,965
Mm-hm.
1451
01:15:07,049 --> 01:15:09,343
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1452
01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:11,428
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1453
01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:13,180
♪ We on that, they on that ♪
1454
01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,057
♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪
1455
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,184
♪ Come on! ♪
1456
01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:22,814
♪ Come on!
Come on! ♪♪
1457
01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:25,108
We did it.
1458
01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,611
We did.
1459
01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:31,907
We're good together you and me.
A monster and a human.
1460
01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:34,117
A what and a who?
1461
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:37,412
Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,
1462
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:40,082
and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.
1463
01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,750
It's just simple science.
1464
01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:46,839
Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?
1465
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,049
Or is it just an illusion,
1466
01:15:49,132 --> 01:15:51,802
like, at any given moment,
it could be taken away from you
1467
01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,721
because it was never yours to begin with?
1468
01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:57,641
I think everyone feels that way.
1469
01:15:59,017 --> 01:15:59,893
Hmm?
1470
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:04,565
No one tells you that being an adult is
just walking around, feeling like a fraud.
1471
01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:05,983
You know?
1472
01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:08,360
- Like, who gave me a credit card?
- Ha-ha-ha.
1473
01:16:08,443 --> 01:16:10,863
And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...
1474
01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:13,490
What does Congress even do?
1475
01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:16,618
But you do know what Congress does, right?
1476
01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:18,579
Yeah.
1477
01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:21,164
Yeah.
1478
01:16:25,794 --> 01:16:28,130
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
1479
01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:29,506
What do you wanna do?
1480
01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:35,179
Well, you know those sneaky phone calls
I've been making?
1481
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,265
I wanna introduce you to someone.
1482
01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,351
I'm in.
1483
01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:43,812
[♪♪♪]
1484
01:16:55,032 --> 01:16:58,160
Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.
1485
01:16:58,243 --> 01:17:00,078
And I got a good feeling about this one.
1486
01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:03,832
Remember the deal:
We're gonna split this even. Okay?
1487
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:06,168
We got a witness, so...
1488
01:17:08,921 --> 01:17:10,756
Hey, Joe.
1489
01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:15,802
I brought your spicy snacks,
but don't tattle on me like last time, okay?
1490
01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:18,388
That's my guy.
1491
01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:21,058
Hey, Cheryl.
1492
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,893
Hi.
1493
01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:26,813
Who's the dime?
1494
01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:28,774
LUCY:
Nick, this is Cheryl.
1495
01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:30,150
Nice to meet you.
1496
01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,444
This little slice isn't your girlfriend,
is she?
1497
01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:35,989
No. I'm as single as a dollar bill.
1498
01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:40,035
Oh. Want a cocktail? I'm buying.
1499
01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:43,247
Sure. I mean,
it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?
1500
01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:45,958
- Can I sit here?
- Yeah, sit down, take a load off.
1501
01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,543
Look at you.
1502
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,712
Want to play a board game?
1503
01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:00,180
Monopoly.
1504
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,350
My all-time favorite.
1505
01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,060
Me too.
1506
01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:08,313
I used to play almost every night
with my daughter...
1507
01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:11,275
Lucy.
1508
01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,612
Lucy.
1509
01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:17,948
[♪♪♪]
1510
01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:22,494
I'm sorry, I didn't...
1511
01:18:24,496 --> 01:18:28,959
Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop
flirting with my mother, that'd be great.
1512
01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,920
Her mother. I am far too young.
1513
01:18:32,004 --> 01:18:35,674
Look at this body.
It's as tight as a Mormon teenager.
1514
01:18:35,757 --> 01:18:37,634
- Mom!
- What?
1515
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,512
Are you jealous?
1516
01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:44,224
You know, a wise woman once told me
jealousy is unbecoming.
1517
01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:46,685
- Oh, really?
LUCY: Mm-hm.
1518
01:18:47,686 --> 01:18:50,647
- You said that.
- Ha. Oh.
1519
01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:52,941
[NICK PLAYS
"DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"]
1520
01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:55,110
CHERYL:
I love piano players.
1521
01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,362
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.
1522
01:18:57,446 --> 01:19:00,991
- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.
1523
01:19:01,074 --> 01:19:02,910
I'm going to.
1524
01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:04,369
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
1525
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,705
Well, I'll be maid of honor, then.
1526
01:19:06,788 --> 01:19:08,123
Okay.
1527
01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:11,627
Oh. I love this song.
1528
01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:14,713
We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.
1529
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:18,342
"Cooked" is a very strong word
for what you used to do with food.
1530
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,511
Come and dance with me.
1531
01:19:27,226 --> 01:19:28,227
[MOUTHS]
Thank you.
1532
01:19:30,646 --> 01:19:35,692
♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪
1533
01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,194
[CHERYL & LUCY LAUGHING]
1534
01:19:39,238 --> 01:19:44,243
- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪
1535
01:19:44,326 --> 01:19:49,831
- ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪
1536
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:57,756
♪ Yeah
And nobody told us ♪
1537
01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:01,593
Thank you for taking me today.
1538
01:20:02,594 --> 01:20:04,805
Thank you for being there.
1539
01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:09,518
It's usually hard,
1540
01:20:09,601 --> 01:20:12,938
but today was really nice.
1541
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,984
Do you want to have a drink with me?
1542
01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:18,527
Yeah.
1543
01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:24,533
We're not gonna drink down here.
1544
01:20:26,034 --> 01:20:28,370
We're going to a bar?
1545
01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,957
Can you come with me?
1546
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,501
Okay.
1547
01:20:36,628 --> 01:20:42,092
- ♪ Nobody knows it ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows it ♪
1548
01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:46,889
- ♪ When I was down ♪
- ♪ I was your clown ♪
1549
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:52,060
- ♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1550
01:20:52,144 --> 01:20:54,897
♪ Nobody knows it ♪♪
1551
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:58,859
Ahh. I've never been in here.
1552
01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,069
I wanna show you something.
1553
01:21:01,486 --> 01:21:03,071
[LUCY GASPS]
1554
01:21:04,531 --> 01:21:07,618
Shut up with that secret trapdoor.
1555
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:09,369
Just follow me. Come on.
1556
01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,247
Watch your head.
1557
01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:14,166
What is this? Hipster Narnia?
1558
01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:16,460
[MEGHA MAAN'S
"WHEN I FALL" PLAYING]
1559
01:21:16,543 --> 01:21:21,340
Wow. You just made this secret, sexy bar
on your own?
1560
01:21:21,423 --> 01:21:25,636
Well, I have many hidden talents.
1561
01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:29,431
Oh, how about you just casually tickling
the ivories back there?
1562
01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:32,351
Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.
1563
01:21:34,937 --> 01:21:36,438
Which one?
1564
01:21:41,318 --> 01:21:43,487
Here's to finishing what we started.
1565
01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:46,323
To finishing what we started.
1566
01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:53,914
♪ A side of the story
I never tried to read ♪
1567
01:21:53,997 --> 01:22:00,170
♪ But it's a feeling
I can't shake ♪
1568
01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:06,301
♪ Is that we never
Gave it all ♪
1569
01:22:06,385 --> 01:22:12,474
♪ And if it's more
Than I can take ♪
1570
01:22:12,558 --> 01:22:15,018
♪ Will you be there
When I fall? ♪♪
1571
01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:16,687
Well...
1572
01:22:17,813 --> 01:22:19,147
So...
1573
01:22:20,148 --> 01:22:22,442
I just saw you naked.
1574
01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,279
That is how sex works.
1575
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,864
Right.
1576
01:22:27,906 --> 01:22:29,283
But we're...
1577
01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:31,118
We're friends.
1578
01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,587
What if we're more than friends?
1579
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:47,426
How do we find out?
1580
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:52,097
You know, I've honestly been sitting here,
1581
01:22:52,181 --> 01:22:57,769
just racking my brain through ways
to figure it out.
1582
01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,522
And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.
1583
01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:02,191
What's that?
1584
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,862
I think we gotta do it again.
1585
01:23:06,945 --> 01:23:07,821
Yeah, me too.
1586
01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:30,177
NICK [OVER PHONE]: Meet me at the neon store
at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
1587
01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:32,387
I have another surprise for you.
1588
01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:34,056
A surprise?
1589
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,016
Count monster in.
1590
01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:41,146
So now that you and Nick are "gu-goh"...
1591
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,900
Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?
1592
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,695
Makes me nervous just thinking about it,
but now that you guys are, you know,
1593
01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:50,197
what have you collected from him?
1594
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,324
A safety net because she rescued him.
1595
01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:54,493
Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.
1596
01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:58,038
AMANDA: And visit each other's moms.
- That's very serious.
1597
01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:00,082
Oh, and by the way, my mom fully hit on him.
1598
01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:01,375
Cheryl is a legend.
1599
01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,544
- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.
1600
01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:04,461
BARISTA:
Lucy.
1601
01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:12,427
- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.
1602
01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:14,137
It's the least I could do.
1603
01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:16,849
Your gallery has helped me so much.
1604
01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:19,685
After Dwayne died, I was lost.
1605
01:24:19,768 --> 01:24:22,855
One minute we were laughing,
stealing that bottle of champagne.
1606
01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,147
And the next...
1607
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,694
I kept everything that he owned.
1608
01:24:29,695 --> 01:24:34,032
The thought of letting go meant
facing reality and I just couldn't, so...
1609
01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:35,868
Again, you really helped.
1610
01:24:35,951 --> 01:24:37,536
[♪♪♪]
1611
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:39,204
Wow.
1612
01:24:39,288 --> 01:24:40,622
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1613
01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,710
- So I'll see you at the gallery opening?
- Yes. Most definitely.
1614
01:24:44,793 --> 01:24:46,753
And I'm gonna bring a date.
1615
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,589
Nice.
1616
01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,634
Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses.
1617
01:24:52,718 --> 01:24:56,513
I think what Amanda is trying to say is,
you're very inspiring.
1618
01:24:56,597 --> 01:25:00,726
- You should have your own TED Talk.
- No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton.
1619
01:25:00,809 --> 01:25:04,229
We had eight blissful years together.
1620
01:25:04,313 --> 01:25:07,191
He was really focused on work, but, um...
1621
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,068
That's what I loved about him.
1622
01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:14,198
His passion, his intellect.
1623
01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,700
This is how I like to remember him.
1624
01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:19,620
[SIGHS]
1625
01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:21,955
I mean, isn't he beautiful?
1626
01:25:22,539 --> 01:25:24,541
[BIG THIEF'S "MASTERPIECE"
PLAYING]
1627
01:25:30,547 --> 01:25:34,218
♪ Years, days ♪
1628
01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:37,971
♪ Makes no difference to me, babe ♪
1629
01:25:38,055 --> 01:25:42,893
♪ You look exactly the same to me ♪
1630
01:25:45,521 --> 01:25:48,857
♪ Ain't no time ♪
1631
01:25:48,941 --> 01:25:52,569
♪ Crossing your legs inside the diner ♪
1632
01:25:52,653 --> 01:25:58,617
♪ Raising the coffee to your lips
The steam ♪
1633
01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:04,623
♪ You saw the masterpiece
She looks a lot... ♪♪
1634
01:26:04,748 --> 01:26:06,166
Nick?
1635
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,544
NICK:
So if you just wanna come through...
1636
01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,004
Lucy.
1637
01:26:12,673 --> 01:26:14,132
Hi.
1638
01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:15,342
Hi.
1639
01:26:15,425 --> 01:26:16,301
I, um...
1640
01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,096
This is my...
1641
01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:21,098
I'm Chloe.
1642
01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:23,183
[♪♪♪]
1643
01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:29,523
Um...
1644
01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,154
Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?
1645
01:26:36,238 --> 01:26:39,408
Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?
1646
01:26:39,491 --> 01:26:42,286
- You told me it was for your grandma.
- No, I didn't. You assumed.
1647
01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:43,787
Like you always do.
1648
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,414
You never corrected me.
1649
01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:47,040
- You built this for her?
- No.
1650
01:26:47,124 --> 01:26:49,293
- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second
1651
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,961
- to explain it to you...
- Explain what?
1652
01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:56,884
You mocked me for keeping Max's tie
and you built a hotel in her honor?
1653
01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:59,845
That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.
1654
01:26:59,928 --> 01:27:02,848
No. No. You don't get to do that.
1655
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:06,852
I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.
1656
01:27:07,936 --> 01:27:09,938
I introduced you to my mom.
1657
01:27:10,981 --> 01:27:14,359
And now you've lied to me? I feel like...
I don't... I don't even know you.
1658
01:27:14,443 --> 01:27:18,030
I wanted to tell you, okay?
I just didn't know when or how.
1659
01:27:18,113 --> 01:27:21,408
It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.
1660
01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:24,453
No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick.
1661
01:27:26,038 --> 01:27:29,917
The best part about being selfish is,
you get to do it alone.
1662
01:27:31,043 --> 01:27:33,462
This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go.
1663
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:37,758
No. Your name is on the door. You stay.
1664
01:27:37,841 --> 01:27:39,092
I'll go.
1665
01:27:39,176 --> 01:27:41,178
[♪♪♪]
1666
01:27:43,138 --> 01:27:47,226
Hey. I guess she slipped this under the door
one night when I was working late.
1667
01:27:48,185 --> 01:27:53,106
I didn't find it, you know,
until two years after we broke up.
1668
01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:57,611
NADINE: Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.
1669
01:27:57,694 --> 01:28:00,697
I had to dump her ass, you know?
Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."
1670
01:28:00,781 --> 01:28:01,990
- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't...
1671
01:28:03,492 --> 01:28:05,577
Is Lucy home?
1672
01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:09,081
She's on the roof? Great. Thanks.
1673
01:28:09,164 --> 01:28:13,418
Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman
just pushed you off the roof,
1674
01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:18,465
and she, you know... She was wearing
a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit.
1675
01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:21,802
And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.
1676
01:28:21,885 --> 01:28:24,847
And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.
1677
01:28:24,930 --> 01:28:27,724
- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.
1678
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,518
- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.
1679
01:28:29,601 --> 01:28:31,687
Stay-at-home model in a purple top.
1680
01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:36,692
If she was just driving this monster truck
and she just kept running over your face.
1681
01:28:36,775 --> 01:28:39,444
Just over and over and over and over.
1682
01:28:39,528 --> 01:28:43,365
Yeah. And, like, you were completely
not recognizable anymore.
1683
01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:48,620
We would say it was an accident.
Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff.
1684
01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:51,582
And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.
1685
01:28:52,249 --> 01:28:54,793
NADINE:
Ironclad.
1686
01:28:56,753 --> 01:28:57,671
Cool.
1687
01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:01,717
Okay. Goodbye. Nice to...
1688
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,594
Jeff. Great.
1689
01:29:24,907 --> 01:29:26,909
[♪♪♪]
1690
01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:32,956
Listen, I wanted to tell you that...
1691
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,085
What?
1692
01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:44,426
The Broken Hearts Ball is your night,
and I just wanted you to know that...
1693
01:29:45,427 --> 01:29:48,680
I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay?
1694
01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:52,100
The Chloe Hotel?
1695
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,606
For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.
1696
01:29:57,689 --> 01:30:04,571
I named the hotel after her a long time ago,
and it got too late and too expensive...
1697
01:30:05,906 --> 01:30:07,574
to change it.
1698
01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:13,539
I'm sorry.
1699
01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:23,841
Okay.
1700
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:50,951
Many artists have fallen in love with me.
1701
01:30:51,034 --> 01:30:52,703
Oh, wow.
1702
01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:56,874
I didn't see you there.
But, yes, I know about all your lovers.
1703
01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:01,420
That's a very strange thing to say.
Very odd.
1704
01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:06,175
I have something for your installation.
1705
01:31:07,843 --> 01:31:10,679
I married a man
who was jealous about everything.
1706
01:31:10,762 --> 01:31:13,390
If I was enthusiastic about a book,
about a place,
1707
01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:16,185
about a flower, about a human being...
1708
01:31:16,268 --> 01:31:18,061
jealous.
1709
01:31:22,065 --> 01:31:23,567
There's nothing inside.
1710
01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,486
I left him. I sold the ring.
1711
01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:28,822
I started the Woolf Gallery,
1712
01:31:28,906 --> 01:31:33,243
and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.
1713
01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:34,828
I never looked back.
1714
01:31:35,454 --> 01:31:37,206
Wow.
1715
01:31:37,289 --> 01:31:39,249
Did you regret marrying him?
1716
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,209
Never.
1717
01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:44,379
I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.
1718
01:31:44,463 --> 01:31:47,508
I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go.
1719
01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:51,595
Pain, my dear, is inevitable.
1720
01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:57,059
It's what you do with it that matters.
1721
01:31:57,643 --> 01:32:00,646
[MITSKI'S "FIRST LOVE/
LATE SPRING" PLAYING]
1722
01:32:11,823 --> 01:32:15,244
♪ The black hole... ♪
1723
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,871
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?
1724
01:32:17,955 --> 01:32:19,498
What are you doing?
1725
01:32:19,581 --> 01:32:22,251
- Oh, hello! Thank you.
- I've never seen her do that before.
1726
01:32:22,334 --> 01:32:23,794
NADINE:
That's weird.
1727
01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:26,380
♪ Window ♪
1728
01:32:26,463 --> 01:32:30,217
♪ Where you sleep ♪
1729
01:32:31,093 --> 01:32:36,890
♪ Wild women
Don't get the blues ♪
1730
01:32:37,391 --> 01:32:40,727
♪ But I find that ♪
1731
01:32:40,811 --> 01:32:44,857
♪ Lately I've been crying ♪
1732
01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:49,820
♪ Like a tall child ♪
1733
01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:52,865
♪ So please, hurry ♪
1734
01:32:52,948 --> 01:32:56,326
♪ Leave me
I can't breathe ♪
1735
01:32:56,410 --> 01:33:00,831
♪ Please don't say
You love me ♪
1736
01:33:00,914 --> 01:33:07,421
♪ Tell me "don't"
So I can crawl back in ♪♪
1737
01:33:18,473 --> 01:33:20,475
[♪♪♪]
1738
01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:24,313
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
1739
01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:29,234
I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.
1740
01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,112
I don't know what it is about this room,
1741
01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:34,948
but there's something about it
that's so much less...
1742
01:33:35,032 --> 01:33:36,033
"Hoardery"?
1743
01:33:36,116 --> 01:33:39,703
Doesn't look like a homeless woman
just lives here in her free time.
1744
01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:43,415
Ha, ha. You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.
1745
01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:45,834
Marie Kondo your asses. How about that?
1746
01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:49,546
- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know.
1747
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:53,050
Don't know, don't care.
It's my night. I'm just doing me.
1748
01:33:54,343 --> 01:33:55,677
- Fine. Later.
- No, now.
1749
01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:58,222
- You always say later and you never pay.
- I always pay.
1750
01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:01,683
- You owe me so much...
- Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here?
1751
01:34:01,767 --> 01:34:04,770
- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.
1752
01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:05,729
Nadine?
1753
01:34:05,812 --> 01:34:08,524
We bet that you
and Nick would get back together.
1754
01:34:08,607 --> 01:34:11,860
I said no. I won, obviously. I always win.
1755
01:34:11,944 --> 01:34:14,363
- You what?
AMANDA: We bet on all your relationships.
1756
01:34:14,446 --> 01:34:16,198
How do you think I afford this lifestyle?
1757
01:34:16,281 --> 01:34:19,034
- Wait. How much have you bet over the years?
- Like...
1758
01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:20,369
- Pennies.
- Barely anything.
1759
01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:22,663
No, tell me right now. You tell me. You...
1760
01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,123
Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars,
34 cents.
1761
01:34:26,458 --> 01:34:30,379
Now? You choose to speak now?
Oh, we're getting a divorce.
1762
01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:31,505
We were never married.
1763
01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:35,050
Well, hurry up and ask me
so I can fricking divorce you already!
1764
01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:39,388
- Will you marry me?
- Get out!
1765
01:34:39,471 --> 01:34:43,684
That's why I think possums are pretty much
the coolest animal in the entire world.
1766
01:34:43,767 --> 01:34:47,396
But if you're gonna have possums in there,
meerkats need to be in the conversation.
1767
01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:50,232
They can stand up on hind legs like this,
looking around everywhere.
1768
01:34:50,315 --> 01:34:53,610
They also can run on four legs.
Feed them bugs if they were your pet.
1769
01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:54,903
They run around in the desert.
1770
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:57,990
MARCOS: Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.
1771
01:34:58,991 --> 01:35:01,827
- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.
1772
01:35:01,910 --> 01:35:04,705
Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...
1773
01:35:04,788 --> 01:35:07,124
I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.
1774
01:35:07,207 --> 01:35:09,126
Do you mind feeling my forehead?
1775
01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:10,794
- It's really hot, right?
- You're fine.
1776
01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:11,837
That's what I thought.
1777
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,131
We have to go.
I didn't put heels on to show up late.
1778
01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:17,301
Real comforting.
You guys are gonna be great parents.
1779
01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:20,846
A sick man disgusts me. You need
to explain to him what's going on.
1780
01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,098
No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him.
1781
01:35:23,182 --> 01:35:24,558
Like you're so evolved?
1782
01:35:24,641 --> 01:35:27,686
- All men are morons. We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.
1783
01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,981
You ruined the planet, started wars,
killed the bees. You raped and pillaged.
1784
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:33,650
And if you opened your eyes
to what was going on in the world,
1785
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,485
you'd never stop crying.
1786
01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:39,031
I feel I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.
1787
01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:41,575
As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.
1788
01:35:41,658 --> 01:35:44,745
You do realize I'm standing right here
and I can hear you?
1789
01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,246
Yeah, well, I pointed at you.
1790
01:35:46,330 --> 01:35:49,333
Listen up. You're not sick.
You need to tell him what's going on.
1791
01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:50,792
- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.
1792
01:35:50,876 --> 01:35:53,295
- Can you please come back?
- We're not going to be late!
1793
01:35:53,378 --> 01:35:54,922
All right.
1794
01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:59,009
- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.
1795
01:35:59,092 --> 01:36:01,678
- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.
1796
01:36:01,762 --> 01:36:04,806
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1797
01:36:06,517 --> 01:36:10,145
- Where do you think the money came from?
- I don't know. Where did...? What?
1798
01:36:10,229 --> 01:36:12,773
- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?
1799
01:36:12,856 --> 01:36:16,735
- The hotel you named after another woman?
- What about it?
1800
01:36:16,818 --> 01:36:19,655
Remember
that mysterious private lender, Nick?
1801
01:36:19,738 --> 01:36:20,739
[♪♪♪]
1802
01:36:20,822 --> 01:36:23,951
Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.
1803
01:36:24,034 --> 01:36:26,995
She saved your ass.
It's like she's your knight in shining armor
1804
01:36:27,079 --> 01:36:29,289
and you're the stupidest princess
I have ever met.
1805
01:36:29,373 --> 01:36:31,917
No. You know what?
I'm not a stupid princess. Take these.
1806
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:35,003
I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.
1807
01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,673
Oh, so I'll just pay for this...?
1808
01:36:37,756 --> 01:36:39,758
[♪♪♪]
1809
01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:57,442
I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.
1810
01:36:57,526 --> 01:36:59,570
LUCY:
My crazy is beautiful.
1811
01:36:59,653 --> 01:37:01,446
Crazy beautiful.
1812
01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:05,450
I mean, team spirit or... What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?
1813
01:37:05,534 --> 01:37:09,329
I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him.
What are you doing to me?
1814
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,623
How's this?
1815
01:37:11,707 --> 01:37:14,001
- My body's not rejecting it.
- No?
1816
01:37:14,084 --> 01:37:15,252
No, that's too much. Don't.
1817
01:37:15,335 --> 01:37:18,172
♪ I always say
What I'm feeling ♪
1818
01:37:18,255 --> 01:37:20,591
♪ I was born
Without a zip on my mouth ♪
1819
01:37:20,674 --> 01:37:23,677
♪ Sometimes I don't
Even mean it ♪
1820
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,555
♪ It takes a little while
To figure me out ♪
1821
01:37:26,638 --> 01:37:28,682
♪ I like my coffee
With two sugars in it ♪
1822
01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:30,434
♪ High heels
And my jewelry dripping ♪
1823
01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:32,811
♪ Drink and I get all fired up
Hey, hey, hey ♪
1824
01:37:32,895 --> 01:37:34,313
♪ Insecure
But I'm working with it ♪
1825
01:37:34,396 --> 01:37:35,606
♪ Many things
I could get rid of ♪
1826
01:37:35,689 --> 01:37:37,900
♪ Ain't about to give it up ♪
1827
01:37:37,983 --> 01:37:40,277
{\an8}♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly ♪
1828
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:42,988
{\an8}♪ I broke a couple hearts
That I wear on my sleeve ♪
1829
01:37:43,071 --> 01:37:45,699
♪ My mama always said
"Girl, you're trouble" and ♪
1830
01:37:45,782 --> 01:37:49,203
♪ And now I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪
1831
01:37:49,286 --> 01:37:51,788
{\an8}♪ And every time we touch
Boy, you make me feel weak ♪
1832
01:37:51,872 --> 01:37:54,458
{\an8}♪ I can tell you're shy
And I think you're so sweet ♪
1833
01:37:54,541 --> 01:37:56,543
{\an8}♪ Spending every night
Under covers ♪
1834
01:37:56,627 --> 01:38:00,339
{\an8}♪ And still I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪
1835
01:38:00,422 --> 01:38:02,424
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1836
01:38:04,635 --> 01:38:06,803
♪ A woman like me ♪
1837
01:38:08,514 --> 01:38:11,517
♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly... ♪♪
1838
01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:16,647
LUCY:
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.
1839
01:38:16,730 --> 01:38:19,274
Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
1840
01:38:19,358 --> 01:38:21,693
[ALL CHEERING]
1841
01:38:21,777 --> 01:38:25,155
Yes! Yes.
1842
01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:28,909
This gallery does not have
hundred-thousand-dollar paintings
1843
01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:30,869
or precious sculptures.
1844
01:38:30,953 --> 01:38:35,290
It has... crap. A lot of it.
1845
01:38:35,374 --> 01:38:36,250
[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]
1846
01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:39,253
But these are the things we keep,
1847
01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:43,841
the souvenirs that tell the stories
of our lives,
1848
01:38:43,924 --> 01:38:46,260
even if that is a half-eaten crab cake.
1849
01:38:46,343 --> 01:38:47,511
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
1850
01:38:47,594 --> 01:38:49,596
[♪♪♪]
1851
01:38:50,806 --> 01:38:52,975
- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.
1852
01:38:53,058 --> 01:38:55,394
- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.
1853
01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:57,771
I began collecting
1854
01:38:57,855 --> 01:39:01,108
because I lost someone a long time ago.
1855
01:39:02,067 --> 01:39:05,696
Her body is still here,
but her memory is gone.
1856
01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:10,242
So, in many ways, she is gone too.
1857
01:39:11,243 --> 01:39:13,287
My mother was my first heartbreak.
1858
01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:21,086
I was afraid I would end up like her,
that I would forget and be forgotten.
1859
01:39:22,254 --> 01:39:26,967
So I clung to things,
which kept me from moving forward.
1860
01:39:27,968 --> 01:39:31,471
Heartbreak is the loneliest,
most isolating feeling in the world.
1861
01:39:32,014 --> 01:39:34,892
And the truth is, it happens to us all.
1862
01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,353
It is the great equalizer.
1863
01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:43,483
And without heartbreak,
I wouldn't have built this place.
1864
01:39:44,484 --> 01:39:49,907
So, I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...
1865
01:39:49,990 --> 01:39:51,783
also made me whole.
1866
01:39:51,867 --> 01:39:55,829
NICK:
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1867
01:39:56,371 --> 01:39:58,415
WOMAN:
Whoa! Sorry.
1868
01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:00,209
Okay.
1869
01:40:00,292 --> 01:40:01,960
[PANTING]
1870
01:40:02,044 --> 01:40:03,587
Lucy.
1871
01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:05,339
Uh...
1872
01:40:05,422 --> 01:40:08,467
So I'd like to direct your attention
to some of the installations...
1873
01:40:08,550 --> 01:40:10,260
Lucy!
1874
01:40:11,345 --> 01:40:14,348
Well, this is awkward.
1875
01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:16,600
Nick! What are you doing?
1876
01:40:16,683 --> 01:40:20,687
What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.
1877
01:40:22,814 --> 01:40:24,316
This is kind of a bad time.
1878
01:40:24,399 --> 01:40:27,444
If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly,
until I'm done...
1879
01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,196
No. No, I can't do that.
1880
01:40:29,279 --> 01:40:30,405
[♪♪♪]
1881
01:40:30,489 --> 01:40:31,990
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1882
01:40:32,074 --> 01:40:33,909
The map was mine.
1883
01:40:33,992 --> 01:40:35,619
[SHUSHING]
1884
01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:37,621
- Wait. What?
- The map.
1885
01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:41,834
I put the map in here. I know I said he...
1886
01:40:42,835 --> 01:40:46,380
It's kind of random. I don't know.
I was just trying to throw you off.
1887
01:40:46,463 --> 01:40:50,884
I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...
1888
01:40:50,968 --> 01:40:52,469
I fell in love with her.
1889
01:40:53,595 --> 01:40:56,181
And then she left me for my boss.
1890
01:40:57,182 --> 01:40:58,433
And I was devastated.
1891
01:40:59,434 --> 01:41:03,897
And I promised myself that I would never
let anyone make me feel that way again.
1892
01:41:04,898 --> 01:41:06,400
And then I met you.
1893
01:41:07,401 --> 01:41:13,323
And so I put the map on the wall
because I wanted to see you again.
1894
01:41:14,491 --> 01:41:16,285
Oh, uh...
1895
01:41:16,702 --> 01:41:19,121
Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.
1896
01:41:19,204 --> 01:41:21,790
- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.
1897
01:41:21,874 --> 01:41:23,834
Probably. Good thing, you know?
1898
01:41:25,335 --> 01:41:31,466
But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and...
1899
01:41:31,550 --> 01:41:37,222
And I guess what I'm trying to say,
Lucy, is I love you.
1900
01:41:37,306 --> 01:41:40,309
[CROWD SIGHING, MURMURING]
1901
01:41:43,729 --> 01:41:45,355
Uh...
1902
01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:52,196
Try it again. Try it again.
1903
01:41:52,279 --> 01:41:54,198
I love you, Lucy.
1904
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:57,367
Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.
1905
01:41:57,784 --> 01:41:59,661
[CROWD MURMURING]
1906
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:01,079
Maybe I should just...
1907
01:42:01,163 --> 01:42:03,957
- You should stay.
- Sort of awkward that you're not...
1908
01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:05,667
[SOFTLY]
Oh, my God.
1909
01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:07,586
RANDY:
Love him back! Right?
1910
01:42:07,669 --> 01:42:13,175
- Yeah, I think you should love him back.
NADINE: You should love him back.
1911
01:42:13,258 --> 01:42:17,513
I know that was sweet, but you don't know
what the context is, so...
1912
01:42:17,596 --> 01:42:19,598
- Love him back.
- Love him back!
1913
01:42:19,681 --> 01:42:21,517
ALL [CHANTING]:
Love him back! Love him back!
1914
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:24,353
Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now.
1915
01:42:24,436 --> 01:42:28,148
- Love him back! Love him back!
- Whoa, okay. Okay, this is...
1916
01:42:28,232 --> 01:42:31,193
Love him back! Love him back!
1917
01:42:31,276 --> 01:42:34,488
Okay, enough! Be quiet.
1918
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:51,088
Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.
1919
01:42:51,171 --> 01:42:53,173
[♪♪♪]
1920
01:42:57,261 --> 01:42:58,095
Hi.
1921
01:42:59,096 --> 01:43:02,349
I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing.
1922
01:43:02,432 --> 01:43:03,892
{\an8}[♪♪♪]
1923
01:43:07,104 --> 01:43:09,773
{\an8}I changed the name of the hotel.
1924
01:43:10,858 --> 01:43:13,110
{\an8}It's no big deal.
1925
01:43:20,742 --> 01:43:25,414
Okay, if I didn't do this, they would
all turn on me, so this is for them.
1926
01:43:25,497 --> 01:43:27,499
[CROWD CHEERING]
1927
01:43:35,883 --> 01:43:39,011
You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.
1928
01:43:40,012 --> 01:43:40,846
Why's that?
1929
01:43:41,847 --> 01:43:43,765
Because I love you too.
1930
01:43:43,849 --> 01:43:45,726
[ALL CHEERING]
1931
01:43:45,809 --> 01:43:48,061
Okay, okay.
1932
01:43:48,395 --> 01:43:51,523
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1933
01:43:51,607 --> 01:43:53,275
♪ That we are young in love ♪
1934
01:43:53,358 --> 01:43:55,903
♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪
1935
01:43:55,986 --> 01:43:59,323
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1936
01:43:59,406 --> 01:44:00,782
♪ If we stay young in love ♪
1937
01:44:00,866 --> 01:44:03,785
♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪
1938
01:44:03,869 --> 01:44:06,079
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1939
01:44:06,163 --> 01:44:07,748
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1940
01:44:07,831 --> 01:44:09,374
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1941
01:44:09,458 --> 01:44:11,752
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1942
01:44:11,835 --> 01:44:13,504
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1943
01:44:13,587 --> 01:44:15,380
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1944
01:44:15,464 --> 01:44:17,466
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1945
01:44:17,549 --> 01:44:19,510
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1946
01:44:19,593 --> 01:44:22,346
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1947
01:44:22,429 --> 01:44:24,723
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
1948
01:44:24,806 --> 01:44:26,892
♪ Young and in love ♪
1949
01:44:26,975 --> 01:44:30,270
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1950
01:44:30,354 --> 01:44:32,439
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
1951
01:44:32,523 --> 01:44:34,566
♪ Young and in love ♪
1952
01:44:34,650 --> 01:44:36,693
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1953
01:44:36,777 --> 01:44:38,570
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1954
01:44:38,654 --> 01:44:40,364
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1955
01:44:40,447 --> 01:44:42,574
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1956
01:44:42,658 --> 01:44:44,284
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1957
01:44:44,368 --> 01:44:46,119
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1958
01:44:46,203 --> 01:44:48,205
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1959
01:44:48,288 --> 01:44:50,082
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1960
01:44:51,834 --> 01:44:56,755
Okay. Hi. Okay...
1961
01:44:58,799 --> 01:45:01,718
This is the bottle
from the first whiskey we shared together.
1962
01:45:01,802 --> 01:45:06,807
And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,
1963
01:45:08,183 --> 01:45:12,271
and this is the hotel room key from
when Lucy and I first started connecting...
1964
01:45:12,354 --> 01:45:13,981
What are you doing?
1965
01:45:14,064 --> 01:45:17,943
I'm doing the thing about the stuff,
you know, that the other people did.
1966
01:45:18,944 --> 01:45:20,779
I'm sorry. She has no manners.
1967
01:45:20,863 --> 01:45:24,116
Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this
1968
01:45:24,199 --> 01:45:26,118
because we're never breaking up.
1969
01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,619
Not even in a zombie apocalypse.
1970
01:45:27,703 --> 01:45:30,372
I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.
1971
01:45:30,455 --> 01:45:34,209
We don't use that term. It's derogatory.
1972
01:45:34,293 --> 01:45:36,920
No, taught you so well.
1973
01:45:37,462 --> 01:45:40,465
[INGRID MICHAELSON'S
"YOUNG AND IN LOVE" PLAYING]
1974
01:45:40,493 --> 01:45:45,493
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1975
01:45:45,512 --> 01:45:47,848
♪ We're young and in love ♪
1976
01:45:47,931 --> 01:45:49,808
♪ And we're running
Like the wind ♪
1977
01:45:49,892 --> 01:45:51,643
♪ We got it all ♪
1978
01:45:53,103 --> 01:45:55,480
♪ We're never alone ♪
1979
01:45:55,564 --> 01:45:59,860
♪ If we got each other
We can save the world ♪
1980
01:46:01,153 --> 01:46:05,115
♪ Explosions in the sky ♪
1981
01:46:05,199 --> 01:46:08,410
♪ I see colors fly ♪
1982
01:46:08,493 --> 01:46:14,708
♪ It's like the Fourth of July
In your eyes ♪
1983
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:20,506
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1984
01:46:20,589 --> 01:46:22,883
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
1985
01:46:22,966 --> 01:46:24,718
♪ Young and in love ♪
1986
01:46:24,801 --> 01:46:28,222
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1987
01:46:28,305 --> 01:46:30,474
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
1988
01:46:30,557 --> 01:46:32,476
♪ Young and in love ♪
1989
01:46:32,559 --> 01:46:34,436
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1990
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,396
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1991
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:38,315
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1992
01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:40,234
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1993
01:46:40,317 --> 01:46:42,194
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1994
01:46:42,277 --> 01:46:44,071
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1995
01:46:44,154 --> 01:46:45,989
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1996
01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:47,241
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1997
01:46:47,324 --> 01:46:49,576
♪ Boy, turn it up ♪
1998
01:46:49,660 --> 01:46:52,371
♪ Play the music loud
So we can sing along ♪
1999
01:46:52,454 --> 01:46:56,750
♪ And teach me all the words
To all your favorite songs ♪
2000
01:46:56,834 --> 01:47:01,255
♪ We can make this moment last
All summer long ♪
2001
01:47:02,798 --> 01:47:06,552
♪ Explosions in the sky ♪
2002
01:47:06,635 --> 01:47:10,222
♪ I see colors fly ♪
2003
01:47:10,305 --> 01:47:13,600
♪ It's like
The Fourth of July ♪
2004
01:47:13,684 --> 01:47:17,980
♪ In your eyes ♪
2005
01:47:18,564 --> 01:47:21,692
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
2006
01:47:21,775 --> 01:47:24,278
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
2007
01:47:24,361 --> 01:47:25,988
♪ Young and in love ♪
2008
01:47:26,071 --> 01:47:29,449
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
2009
01:47:29,533 --> 01:47:32,035
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
2010
01:47:32,119 --> 01:47:33,996
♪ Young and in love ♪
2011
01:47:34,079 --> 01:47:36,081
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2012
01:47:36,164 --> 01:47:37,958
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2013
01:47:38,041 --> 01:47:39,877
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2014
01:47:39,960 --> 01:47:41,795
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2015
01:47:41,879 --> 01:47:43,714
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2016
01:47:43,797 --> 01:47:45,591
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2017
01:47:45,674 --> 01:47:47,259
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2018
01:47:47,342 --> 01:47:49,011
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2019
01:47:49,094 --> 01:47:52,306
♪ And you break my walls down ♪
2020
01:47:52,389 --> 01:47:56,560
♪ 'Cause you make me
Fall apart ♪
2021
01:47:56,643 --> 01:47:58,770
♪ In a good way ♪
2022
01:48:00,063 --> 01:48:04,109
♪ In a good way ♪
2023
01:48:04,193 --> 01:48:07,112
♪ In a good way ♪
2024
01:48:07,196 --> 01:48:10,240
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
2025
01:48:10,324 --> 01:48:12,701
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
2026
01:48:12,784 --> 01:48:14,411
♪ Young and in love ♪
2027
01:48:14,494 --> 01:48:17,956
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
2028
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,501
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
2029
01:48:20,584 --> 01:48:22,461
♪ Young and in love ♪
2030
01:48:22,544 --> 01:48:24,546
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2031
01:48:24,630 --> 01:48:26,256
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2032
01:48:26,340 --> 01:48:28,550
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2033
01:48:28,634 --> 01:48:30,552
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2034
01:48:30,636 --> 01:48:32,513
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2035
01:48:32,596 --> 01:48:34,431
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2036
01:48:34,515 --> 01:48:36,225
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2037
01:48:36,308 --> 01:48:37,976
♪ Young and in love ♪
2038
01:48:38,060 --> 01:48:40,020
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2039
01:48:40,103 --> 01:48:41,813
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2040
01:48:41,897 --> 01:48:43,649
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2041
01:48:43,732 --> 01:48:47,069
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪♪
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