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He spent the carnival trying to win me
one of those giant bears.
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{\an8}Spent all his money, has really bad aim.
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{\an8}All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.
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{\an8}Then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.
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I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,
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and he's playing
Halo
and contemplating a penis tattoo.
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So I just said it.
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"Maybe we should break up."
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And I was expecting him to say,
"No, I can't live without you, Lucy."
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But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right."
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And that was it.
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Now all I have left of our love is this sad,
second-place duck.
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And all his worldly possessions.
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Lucy, is this his retainer?
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He used to take it out
when we'd make out or have a snack.
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My favorite memories.
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He needs this. He has a shark mouth.
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Don't listen to Amanda.
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Your collecting is quirky and adorable.
You're basically an anthropologist.
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Correct, Nadine.
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I live in a cave of souvenirs,
like
The Little Mermaid.
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- Nothing wrong with being sentimental.
- Sentimental?
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It was sentimental when we were 12.
This is full mental.
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A bike tire?
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Okay, this is active trash.
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What the hell?
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- A used condom?
- It's not used. It's in the package.
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Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble?
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That's different.
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That's not his.
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I'm sorry, Luce.
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Okay. Breakup tradition.
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Let's wait outside of the liquor store
for someone to buy us a box of wine.
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- And then drink it through Twizzlers.
- Yes!
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.
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Wait, are these his car keys?
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Vroom, vroom, bitch.
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Lucy, we're leaving.
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{\an8}Lucy, let's go!
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Lucy!
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- Found it.
- What's happening,
Grey Gardens?
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Guest list for the Meszaros opening
at the gallery tonight.
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If I lost this, Eva would skin me alive.
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- Okay, she can't possibly be that scary.
- She's terrifying.
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Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist
in New York.
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- As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.
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You're in law school.
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Whatever. I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.
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-
I love you.
- Maybe one day,
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our paths will cross again.
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Look at that little baby model.
She has no idea she's an endangered species.
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Are you gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?
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Destiny has other plans for us.
Maybe we'll meet in another life.
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- Does she know that? Oh, God.
- That I believe in reincarnation?
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- Well, I saw that coming.
- You know what else I love about Max?
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Oh, please. We're waiting with bated breath.
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Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti.
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Nadine, I've said it five times.
Confetti is trash that falls from the sky.
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Max is a fully grown man.
I went to his place in the West Village.
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What?
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And he cooked me dinner
with ingredients he had in the fridge.
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- He has a fridge?
- What?
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And you know what else he has?
Coffee-table books.
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So he has a trust fund.
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I can't hear his roommates having sex
through the walls because he has none.
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You guys are using those noise-canceling
headphones I got you, right?
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They don't work. You are so loud.
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- Sorry.
- Just can't believe he chose little old me.
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- That literally makes no sense.
- Are you joking? You are a literal goddess.
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Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed?
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There's no need. I'm satisfying him
in all areas. What more could he want?
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Don't be stupid.
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The first time Jeff was ever inside me,
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I told him I would castrate him
if he ever spoke to another human woman.
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Fine. I'll confirm tonight.
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After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,
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it'll be the greatest night of my life.
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That's what people say in horror movies
before they get herpes and die.
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I'm going to work now.
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No.
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Little souvenir. This was fun.
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- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.
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Snacks for later. Come find it.
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She seems so happy.
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What...?
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- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.
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What are you doing? Please, don't.
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- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.
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Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.
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- I'm not...
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.
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Really? Are you serious?
This is a private car.
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- You're everyone's private driver. Clever.
- No, no, no.
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That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying.
Can you please get out of my car?
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I selected "no talking."
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- Listen, Adolfo, I...
- Adolfo?
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- I would love to hear your story.
- Okay.
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It's just that I've had the worst night
of my life, and I just wanna go home.
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Where are you going?
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7023 Decatur.
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Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.
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Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.
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Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo?
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Well, this belonged to Max, and it's
practically all I have left of our love
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because tonight,
he shook up my life to its very core.
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It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.
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I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.
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This is my favorite part.
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Just before the show
when all the art is hung.
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It feels like we're getting
the toy store ready for Christmas.
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Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.
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I love her so much, gives me diarrhea.
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She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.
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Gave Basquiat his first solo show.
I just wanna grow up to be her.
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Thrilled that I pay you to socialize.
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Max, we are meeting
with Marlene Dumas this afternoon.
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Word is, she split with Zwirner.
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Strategy session, my office.
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Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.
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Oh, wait. Excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?
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Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.
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I read that she prefers the paintings
that embarrass her.
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You are my favorite secret weapon.
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God, you make me look good.
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- Wait, he actually said those words?
- He was paying me a compliment.
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I'm sure the first rule of compliments is,
don't reference yourself in a compliment.
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- Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story.
- Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car.
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Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.
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- No one suspected a thing.
- What's going on with you and Max?
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Can I help you, Harvard?
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I may not have feelings,
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a love life of my own,
or any friends, for that matter,
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but I do have eyes.
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Okay, you're loitering.
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Junior year,
I took a gender study class at Harvard...
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There it is.
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...about the social expectations
in a woman's life,
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and I think you're unconsciously
subjugating yourself to prop him up.
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-
Classic overachiever.
-
She seems really smart.
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So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,
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which is why I'm an absolute vision.
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Thank you.
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Again!
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You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.
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Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.
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- Do they teach you that at Harvard?
- Yeah. It's a general education course.
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- Sounds really fun.
- Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational.
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Have you seen Max tonight?
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Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Me? I don't know. I'm not fun.
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Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.
I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew.
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Sue me. Sue me.
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Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,
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and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.
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- Hello...
- Eva.
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- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.
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I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.
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- Well, that is... It's great to hear.
- So you're up.
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What?
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Max is giving remarks.
Get up there. Introduce him.
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To be honest, I've had a few tequilas.
I don't think...
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I'm not your sorority sister. Just go.
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So like any booze bag with a fear
of public speaking, I had more.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and those who do not subscribe
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to traditional gender roles
that are a product of patriarchal society.
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Am I right?
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Sorry.
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I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.
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Max joined Woolf in 2014.
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Where was I?
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Told you so.
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Fuck this. Okay.
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Question for the group.
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Speaking of the devil here, when did
dating one person become uncool?
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Because I don't understand.
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Jane Austen,
she didn't write about polyamory.
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No, no, no. It was just
Emma.
It wasn't
Emmas.
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Oh, we are living in very muddy times.
People are lying constantly.
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- Oh, shit.
- I know.
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We only have 10 years before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,
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but I swear,
the most sacred resource is not the ozone.
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Oh, no. It's honesty.
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- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy...
- Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir.
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You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That...
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Are you...?
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Lucy?
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Lucy, I know. I know.
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- I know.
- Who is she?
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It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated.
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Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast.
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I don't even use that word,
but it fits for you. You are so funny.
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But we're in completely different places
in our lives.
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I'm 35 years old. I need to find that thing.
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And that thing is not me?
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This sucks.
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Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow.
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Right. That's nice of her.
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Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.
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Eva doesn't think you should come back...
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ever.
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I'm fired?
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Honestly, I think you're better off
without him.
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Came to New York to have my own gallery.
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I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.
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I'm doomed.
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Hello?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm sorry, Adolfo.
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Yeah. No, I'll cancel.
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Okay.
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You're not Adolfo? Who are you?
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My name is Nick.
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What? Nick, you just drove me home?
Are you insane?
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What was the plan? You're just gonna...
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What? Weaken me with paint fumes
and then just knock me out with lumber?
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- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked.
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- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!
220
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,617
- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!
221
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,578
- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.
222
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,458
Okay. Good night. Thanks.
223
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,177
- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.
224
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,680
- Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones.
- But they make the best accessories.
225
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,767
Yeah, but a shared value system is the key
to everlasting love.
226
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,727
I hate everyone, and I want them to die.
227
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,813
So does Jeff. That's why
we've been together for six years.
228
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,317
Jeff never speaks.
That's why you've been together.
229
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,819
No, but he comes alive when we make love.
230
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,540
Max broke up with me.
231
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,708
And I'm fired.
232
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,490
I can't believe it's over.
233
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,200
Is that a crab cake?
234
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,079
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.
235
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,624
That...
236
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:02,087
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great.
237
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:19,271
I can't live like this.
We're getting smell complaints.
238
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,732
Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?
239
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,649
No.
240
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,026
- Here.
- My breasts?
241
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,321
No. Underneath your breasts.
It's called your heart.
242
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,448
- Oh, my God.
- This is where people keep their hearts.
243
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,700
Try and be sensitive.
244
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,493
Lucy.
245
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,164
You wanna try getting out of bed today?
246
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,333
- I'm busy.
- Doing what?
247
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,211
This lady's teaching me
to French braid my hair.
248
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,796
It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.
249
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,550
Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair for three weeks?
250
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:52,429
- My vibrator will never break my heart.
- Can we be sex positive?
251
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,556
No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.
252
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,391
Is Jeff in here?
253
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,644
Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?
254
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,855
You can't have a good relationship
because you're mourning the old one.
255
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,524
She's right. You live in the past.
256
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:08,194
Yeah. It's because the past is filled
with memories and happy times.
257
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,616
How is someone your everything one minute
and then they forget you the next?
258
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,952
Ask Nadine.
She's dumps bitches on the regular.
259
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,496
- This is not about me.
- Nadine.
260
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,499
- Don't do that.
- That's it.
261
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,960
Hey! No! Amanda, stop.
262
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,377
Stop it! Come on.
263
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,753
- No!
- Please, don't. Please.
264
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,590
I need these things. Okay? Trust my process.
265
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,343
We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.
266
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,887
- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.
267
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,682
Getting rid of things doesn't mean
getting rid of the memories.
268
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,726
- Marie Kondo says...
- We do not speak of her in this house.
269
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,813
Okay, these things,
they can't just end up in some landfill.
270
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,857
Do these things spark joy?
271
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067
- Does this spark joy?
- Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.
272
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,569
- Seriously?
- Yes.
273
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363
At least get rid of the ex memorabilia.
Give it back to them.
274
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,284
- What? I just call my exes out of the blue?
- Yeah.
275
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,911
- The ex memorial goes today.
- Fine.
276
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,122
Okay, a few things.
277
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,875
Not this.
278
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,004
Yeah, Luce, I don't...
I don't think that I can accept this.
279
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,924
Don't you have a box under your bed where
you keep mementos from past relationships?
280
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:15,846
Yeah, I do. And I even have,
like, a thing or two from us, but...
281
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,390
What?
282
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:22,769
Well, like, your collecting is...
283
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,063
It's creepy.
284
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,610
I couldn't be with someone who just needed
to memorialize every second of every day.
285
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,405
And not to mention your room.
I mean, whenever I would stay over...
286
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,074
it was like hooking up in a mausoleum.
287
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,161
- I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list.
- I don't...
288
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,288
We broke up because of my stuff?
289
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,791
Not no.
290
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,755
I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.
291
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,800
Crap? What? You have a whole shelf
of crap back there.
292
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,260
Those were my mother's.
293
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,346
Oh, so you get it. Right?
294
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,516
- No. Those are collectibles. This is crap.
- This is ridiculous.
295
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,686
Literally, no one understands me,
so I'm just gonna just be on my way.
296
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,314
Okay. Are we done?
297
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,442
No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?
298
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:14,571
Even after she ghosted me...
299
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,698
I still keep them.
300
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,453
It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.
301
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,589
Nick, Marcos.
302
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,924
- Bump up.
- The usual?
303
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,593
- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?
304
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,847
Yeah. Eviction notice.
305
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,141
- I wouldn't say terrible.
- We have 30 days to open.
306
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,310
Our entire livelihood is in danger.
307
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,437
I don't know how I'm gonna feed
my pregnant wife,
308
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,773
but other than that, it's pretty good.
309
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,068
Welcome to the hospitality industry.
Basically a slow death.
310
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737
Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?
Why would you say that?
311
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,573
- Get out.
- Fine, I will.
312
00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:01,785
I have to explain to my pregnant wife that
we're not gonna have money in two weeks.
313
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,787
- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.
314
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,455
- You complete me.
- Goodbye.
315
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,999
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.
316
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,166
- Goodbye.
- Later.
317
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,546
Goodbye. Don't touch me.
Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody?
318
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,764
You'll like it here.
Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good.
319
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,857
It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation.
320
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,318
Yeah.
321
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,737
Okay.
322
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,657
You got this. Okay.
323
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,452
Thank you.
324
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,123
Excuse me. Can I help you?
325
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:52,002
Hey, girl. Cute dress.
I'm just meeting a friend.
326
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,215
- What friend?
- Those ones. Over there. That's my friend.
327
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,467
- Oh, shit.
- That guy just saw you and ducked.
328
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,636
No, no, no. He just dropped his menu.
329
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,640
- I just gotta talk to him for five minutes.
- I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.
330
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,852
Oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick.
What's up, dude?
331
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,687
- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?
332
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,565
- It's a long story.
- Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave.
333
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:16,235
"Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax.
334
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,529
- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.
335
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:23,492
And you tell people where to sit
for a living. And your dress is undone.
336
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,914
Unhandle me! What the...?
337
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,251
- I care for you so much.
- Let go of me!
338
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,338
- Okay. You can let me go.
- That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
339
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,299
I had it under control until you interfered.
340
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,594
You magically show up everywhere.
Are you my stalker?
341
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,557
I think the words
you're looking for are "thank you."
342
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,560
And then I say, "You're welcome."
343
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,478
I'm Lucy.
344
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,606
Charmed, I'm sure.
345
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,610
You good, Lucy?
346
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,738
- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.
347
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,907
I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait.
348
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,201
Hey, hello. What?
349
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,246
You just manhandled me, and you're gonna
just leave me alone on the street?
350
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,291
Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her?
351
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,417
- No, no, no.
- No.
352
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,210
I see what's going on. You just hit her.
353
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,087
- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!
354
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,047
- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.
355
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,591
- I didn't hit her.
- This is my fault.
356
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:21,884
This is not your fault.
357
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:27,890
Being a woman is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay?
358
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:31,310
But today is not that day
because we are gonna fight him.
359
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,686
- Come at me, homey.
- I really...
360
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,729
- Come at me!
- Oh, no.
361
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,523
- Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!
362
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,233
This is all your fault.
363
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,944
I'm so sorry.
We should get some ice on that.
364
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,030
Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?
365
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,074
No. Only a terrible person would
leave you alone in your time of need.
366
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,036
Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.
367
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,329
No. I'm nice.
368
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332
If you got to know me,
you'd be obsessed with me.
369
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:05,135
Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game.
This is where you actually murder me.
370
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:08,847
- And yet you are still following me.
- What? You're a squatter?
371
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,891
- I guess so.
- Construction worker?
372
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,976
- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?
373
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,728
- If you must know...
- I must.
374
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,940
It's an old YMCA,
and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.
375
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,359
- What? You're serious?
- Yes.
376
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,069
Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.
377
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,989
I'm building a place that feels
like the spots I fell in love with
378
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,407
when I first moved to New York.
379
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,952
Those little places that only exist here.
380
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,578
But I've spent five years,
381
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:38,001
and, as you can see, every cent
that I have, and it's all falling to shit.
382
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,295
So, what are you gonna do?
383
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,924
Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?
384
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,593
Nothing gets by you.
385
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,513
What's gonna happen up there?
386
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,182
That's phase two.
I can't afford to touch it right now.
387
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,604
- Still hurts?
- Yeah. Just a bit.
388
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,607
- Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?
389
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,026
Can't have ice touching the skin.
You need a middleman.
390
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,488
Okay. Do you want whiskey?
391
00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,448
Yes, please.
392
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955
She really got you good, huh?
393
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,875
Yeah. She sure did.
394
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,504
Here. This will cure what ails you.
395
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:28,802
Wow, whiskey really is
Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?
396
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,181
What have you got in here, Lucy?
397
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,183
Oh, my God.
398
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,559
An espresso machine?
399
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,020
- Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.
400
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,438
-
Cat in the Hat.
- Okay.
401
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,608
- Yep.
- Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings?
402
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,652
You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah.
403
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,404
- I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.
404
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,033
- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.
405
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,662
That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.
406
00:24:55,746 --> 00:25:01,251
You collect these things in anticipation
that your relationships are going to end.
407
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,169
- No.
- It's crazy.
408
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,380
No, no, no. You're wrong.
They're a celebration of memories.
409
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,174
- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.
410
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:10,177
- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop!
411
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,388
You want evidence that your relationships
existed in the first place.
412
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,768
Are you afraid that you won't remember
the guys you dated?
413
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,313
I don't need to explain myself to you.
414
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:25,609
How about you? You've never collected
anything from a past relationship?
415
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486
No. I'm a minimalist.
416
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,989
I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.
417
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,617
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out.
418
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,245
Nice. You're one of those.
419
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,996
Yeah. One of...
420
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,665
- One of what?
- You know.
421
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,125
"I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody."
422
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,503
But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.
423
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,090
Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.
424
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:52,344
Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait
for the new show:
Uplift the Nation.
425
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,305
So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?
426
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,684
That's a good question.
427
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:02,813
When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?
428
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,359
- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.
429
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,735
- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.
430
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,280
- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
431
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,866
- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.
432
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,410
This...
433
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,997
Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed.
434
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,833
Would you look at that?
435
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,214
Kind of looks cool.
436
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,383
It's like art in a gallery.
437
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,135
The Sad Gallery.
438
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,763
More like the Broken Heart Gallery.
439
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,058
Do you have a marker?
440
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,854
- What?
- You have a marker, I just...
441
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,230
- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.
442
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,232
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?
443
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,152
I'm feeling inspired. Let me express.
444
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,740
Think fast.
445
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:56,992
Nice.
446
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,871
Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.
447
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,812
Thank you for letting me express myself.
448
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:27,689
You're welcome.
449
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,946
Wait. What's the security like
in this place?
450
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,697
Is there security?
451
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:38,700
You're worried that someone is gonna
break into my unfinished hotel
452
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,494
and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie?
453
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,788
No. That won't happen, right?
454
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,290
- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.
455
00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,668
No, you're right. I should leave it.
456
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,503
Yeah, I can leave this.
457
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:53,173
It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it.
458
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,968
No. I can't, actual... No.
459
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,679
- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?
460
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,557
- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.
461
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,311
No, I'm... I'm gonna go. But I will... Bye.
462
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,399
- Bye.
- He was my high school sweetheart.
463
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,443
He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.
464
00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:17,281
But smoked too much weed, wouldn't call
you back. He would be a terrible husband.
465
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,616
I make my husband wear it when we ****.
466
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,452
Lucy? Babe?
467
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,579
Are you okay?
468
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,163
Maybe you could try to get a job?
469
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,540
My birthday week is coming up,
470
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,876
and I expect a really thoughtful
and expensive gift.
471
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,879
- There's no birthday week.
- Yes. It's the week of your birthday.
472
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,547
You're not a 16th-century monarch.
473
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:37,259
You can't command multiple days
for your personal festivities.
474
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,136
Remember our Monopoly tournaments?
475
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,930
Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
476
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:46,685
Anyway, last night, it was rough.
477
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,771
I wish I could talk to you about it.
478
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:51,607
Bye.
479
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,027
Lucy.
480
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,613
Nick?
481
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,906
Can I come in?
482
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:04,036
No. No, no, no. Lucy is dead.
483
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,746
How'd she die?
484
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,081
- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.
485
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958
She had such a nice head.
486
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,005
And you are not wearing any pants.
487
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:20,010
Pants. No. Not wearing those.
488
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,555
Shoelaces in a bag?
489
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,266
Go ahead. Judge me.
490
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,976
No judgments.
491
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:32,481
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- I wanna show you something. Come on.
492
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,900
- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.
493
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,027
Those bitches.
494
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,664
Okay. So this map was just here
when you showed up this morning?
495
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,791
- Yep.
- Who could have left it?
496
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,877
I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,
497
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,839
one of your multiple personalities?
498
00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,423
This is amazing.
499
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:03,971
There are broken people out there like me,
people who need to let go and move on.
500
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:07,182
Good. Well, you can take the stuff
and move on.
501
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:11,228
There's nowhere else like this.
I wish someone had done this for me.
502
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,897
The Broken Heart Gallery could be
a community service.
503
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,274
No. This is my hotel.
504
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:19,820
It is not some sort of Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.
505
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,947
- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.
506
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,740
No. We've been through this.
507
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,535
Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes
you were talking about?
508
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,870
I didn't say... I...
509
00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,913
- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.
510
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,707
Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.
511
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,876
Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now?
512
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,421
That would explain why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.
513
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,923
- Can you not...? Don't listen to him.
- Friendship. Servitude.
514
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,968
I am the godfather to his unborn child.
515
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:46,221
No, he's lobbying
for the position of godfather.
516
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:50,058
Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?
517
00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:52,603
Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?
518
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,980
No. Maybe my TV guide.
519
00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:56,899
- Am I right?
- Terrible dad joke.
520
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,400
I like her. Let's get to work.
521
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,610
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
522
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,237
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
523
00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,448
I can help. I...
524
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,118
I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.
525
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,661
- No.
- No, I can help.
526
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:15,083
I can... I can paint. I can saw.
I can lift and lay tile, grout.
527
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,793
- Is that...? That's a thing.
- Yeah.
528
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:18,128
It's not gonna happen.
529
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:22,674
That sounds like free labor,
and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you?
530
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:23,675
You do. Come on.
531
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,094
- Come on.
- You don't have a plan for the balcony yet.
532
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:30,057
I did say I had a plan for the balcony.
I said it was phase two.
533
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,601
Sorry, balconies are really important.
534
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,102
- He gets it.
- They're essential.
535
00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,522
- What is going on?
- Two people agreeing.
536
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:39,608
- Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know.
- We're bonding. We're friends?
537
00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,485
We should take it step by step, but sure.
538
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:42,986
- Okay.
- It's a good start.
539
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,988
- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?
540
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573
- No. No.
- Hell, yes.
541
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:49,660
Of course. We could use the help.
You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning.
542
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,287
Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.
543
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:55,582
We do love oat milk. You can get almond milk
if you don't have it.
544
00:31:55,666 --> 00:32:00,045
Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it.
But nothing with actual dairy.
545
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,839
He gets really sensitive in his tummy.
546
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,842
- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.
547
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,343
- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.
548
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,721
- Tell me more about his tummy.
- This is not happening. There is no tummy.
549
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,139
Goodbye.
550
00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:13,517
- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.
551
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,141
This is Morris.
552
00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:56,476
My husband and I got him together.
553
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,895
My husband left.
554
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,190
Morris took it pretty hard.
555
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,568
Yeah, he died immediately.
556
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:10,991
Let me get this straight. You are collecting
other people's junk in addition to your own?
557
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:15,370
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
I should text Max about this.
558
00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:17,748
- He likes to be up to date with galleries.
- No.
559
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,167
- Don't do that.
- You're right. I'll slide in the DMs.
560
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,586
- That's more chill.
- You need to get a grip.
561
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,963
He is dating a doctor
with the face of an angel.
562
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,381
You're a monster.
563
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:29,551
Thank you.
Okay, you need some sexual Listerine.
564
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:30,969
Jeff agrees.
565
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:33,847
What about that new guy, Nick?
566
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:37,935
Last time I slept with someone
I worked with, it ended very badly.
567
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,521
Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.
568
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,438
Thank you.
569
00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:44,942
Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?
570
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,986
I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke.
571
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,072
It combines my favorite things,
murder and karaoke.
572
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,990
- A heavenly combo.
- A perfect combination.
573
00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:54,451
You guys.
574
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,245
I am in love.
575
00:33:56,328 --> 00:33:59,915
Her name is Irina, and she's got
tiny baby bones like a baby chick,
576
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,752
and I just wanna build a nest for her
and chew her food for her and feed her.
577
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,462
Jesus, I give it two weeks.
578
00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,007
Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?
579
00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,927
She's right. You've banged
more Russian models than a tech billionaire.
580
00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,137
- If you were a guy, we would hate you.
- Yeah.
581
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,764
- I don't need this.
- Yes, you do.
582
00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:19,893
- No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay.
- Yes, you do. Eat the pasta.
583
00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,774
Hey, Nick, I...
584
00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,695
- I can't work anymore this week, dude.
- Why?
585
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:35,117
Your homeboy's been commissioned to build
a new table for that hotel in Fort Green.
586
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,661
Really? That place is so cheesy.
587
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,956
Oh, my God. How dare I take their money
when you don't like their mason jars.
588
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,708
Look, man, I know...
589
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:46,043
I know things are tough,
but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday,
590
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,045
and I will get you your money.
591
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,549
- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?
592
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,759
Can I see the list, or...?
593
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,262
- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.
594
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,472
- Come on.
- I can't keep doing this, man.
595
00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,310
I got a family. All right?
I have responsibilities. I'm sorry.
596
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,646
Don't shut off on me. I...
597
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,440
Show me those blushy cheeks.
598
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:09,401
Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside
when I see them. Show me...
599
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,695
I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay?
600
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,363
All right.
601
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,825
Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?
602
00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327
Because I am. Check me out.
603
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,996
Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.
604
00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:24,917
- Here is your coffee, Marky Mark.
- All right, Lucy Liu.
605
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,338
- And then, for you, I got the special milks.
- Thank you.
606
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,381
- Dude.
- Sorry.
607
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,469
Her Majesty looks a little upset
this morning, so tread lightly.
608
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,765
Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings?
Because the CFO has arrived.
609
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,683
Chief Feelings Officer is here.
610
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:45,145
- Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys.
- God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.
611
00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:46,355
- See you, dude.
- Bye.
612
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,983
- Who is that?
- Yeah, you're in the right place.
613
00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,945
- Hi.
- Hey.
614
00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:57,824
- Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery?
- Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing?
615
00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,161
Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.
616
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,829
Yeah. Willhelmina.
617
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,915
So how's this whole thing work?
618
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,835
I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?
619
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:12,214
Well, why don't you we start
by you telling me what you brought and why?
620
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:16,635
Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually...
621
00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,803
Oh, wait. Pause.
622
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,097
Do you mind if I record this?
623
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,766
- Just, you know, for our socials.
- Yeah. Sure.
624
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,434
Take a step back against this.
625
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,228
- Right. Here?
- Ooh, that is perfect.
626
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771
And go.
627
00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,356
I was in the hospital.
628
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192
I was recovering
from a pretty nasty skydiving accident.
629
00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,779
She was my nurse
and had a body cast covered all my tats,
630
00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:38,323
so Gina, she drew these ones on for me.
631
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:40,367
When I could walk, I asked her to marry me.
632
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,536
But then she changed her mind
three weeks later.
633
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,788
- No.
- Damn, Gina.
634
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,373
Anyway, time passed,
635
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:51,211
but this just sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.
636
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:56,758
- How long have you held on to it for?
- Six... Five years. Five years.
637
00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:00,846
Feels good to admit that, you know?
Then I heard about this place, so...
638
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,515
And how exactly did you hear
about this place?
639
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:06,685
- My masseuse's Instagram.
- And how did your masseuse hear about it?
640
00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,688
Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?
641
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:12,399
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.
642
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,152
It has an odor.
643
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,904
Okay.
644
00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:18,363
- You did it.
- I did it.
645
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,740
How does it feel?
646
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:24,786
This is the first time in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.
647
00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:26,330
- Really?
- Yeah.
648
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,208
That's amazing. Thank you.
649
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,628
If you ever wanna see this again,
you can visit any time.
650
00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:34,713
- It'll be in my care, right here.
- Okay.
651
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:37,716
Or, perhaps, at another location.
652
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,385
No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.
653
00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:43,388
- Who is he?
- Just one last thing.
654
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:46,058
We just ask for a small donation.
655
00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,519
- Just to keep the gallery going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
656
00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:51,772
There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.
657
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,357
- Perfect.
- All right.
658
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,067
Thank you so much.
659
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,654
We're in business, baby.
660
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,366
And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams.
661
00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,994
I'm going to take this.
662
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,210
Thing about breakups is,
663
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,963
someone can ruin your life
just by disappearing, you know?
664
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:19,174
And then you hang on to the hope
that they'll barrel through your door
665
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,761
full of believable explanations
as to why they didn't actually ghost you,
666
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,806
or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.
667
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:29,810
So what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.
668
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:33,272
So, heartbroken,
I would spoon it little by little
669
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:36,650
while listening to Michael Bolton's
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again."
670
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,235
It's rancid now.
671
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,530
Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul.
I hate you. Just kidding.
672
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:42,739
I hope you die.
673
00:38:42,823 --> 00:38:44,032
How do you get over someone?
674
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:46,869
You just press some button on your body
and morph into a cyborg?
675
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:50,163
Just keep going.
Don't look back, don't dwell on anything.
676
00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:52,291
Okay, so you just bottle everything up
677
00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:55,294
until you implode
in a fiery act of self-destruction?
678
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:58,422
No. I manage my expectations.
679
00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:06,263
Marcos took another job.
680
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,308
Our interior designer quit last week,
but I'm fine.
681
00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:10,893
I'm not upset. Why?
682
00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:15,355
Because I saw it coming a mile away
and I managed my expectations.
683
00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:20,152
Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone,
which is why you're not asking me right now.
684
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:24,239
- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.
685
00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:25,574
- Come on!
- Good God.
686
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,785
Designer is just a fancy word for curator.
Or it's the other way around.
687
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:31,788
I don't know, but regardless,
there's cool stuff all around us.
688
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,790
You just need someone
to help you look for it.
689
00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:37,336
Okay, but cool stuff means expensive,
and I'm pretty much broke.
690
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:41,340
The key to collecting is seeing value
where others usually don't.
691
00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:44,051
You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.
692
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,552
Kind of like relationships.
693
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:48,388
And where might one find these treasures?
694
00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:49,723
Well, it is moving day.
695
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,975
First day of the month,
leases start and end,
696
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:55,646
so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold
out on these streets.
697
00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,524
She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.
698
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,402
- She looks like rats live inside of her.
- Then she's habitable.
699
00:40:02,486 --> 00:40:06,073
Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe.
We are... We're not walking.
700
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,660
Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show.
701
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:10,661
Oh, my God.
702
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,747
How do I seem to find myself
in this predicament?
703
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:20,838
I'm tired. Can we take a break?
704
00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:23,131
Absolutely not. This was your idea.
705
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:26,343
Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.
706
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:28,428
- My life story?
- Yeah.
707
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,180
But my life hasn't even happened yet.
708
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,141
Don't you ever think about
what you're gonna tell your biographer?
709
00:40:34,142 --> 00:40:37,563
- Is that something you think about?
- All the time. It'll begin as such:
710
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,815
"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."
711
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,693
Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.
712
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,654
Okay. Your life story. Go.
713
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,740
- Really?
- Yes.
714
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:54,329
My parents really never settled down.
We moved a ton.
715
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,081
That must have been hard.
716
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,168
Think it make... Made me independent.
717
00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,712
So where would you go on holidays?
718
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,422
Grandma's house.
719
00:41:04,423 --> 00:41:06,258
Tell me more about G-Ma.
720
00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:11,013
Well, she lived in this little place
called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin.
721
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,056
She looked like a Keebler elf.
722
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:17,978
My grandma loved two things,
football and boxing.
723
00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:20,355
- She chewed tobacco till she was 90.
- Nice.
724
00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:23,108
And I always thought
she was this sweet old grandma,
725
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,111
but it turns out
she was a bookie her entire life.
726
00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:29,323
- Okay, Grandma.
- I know. What a badass!
727
00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:33,076
After she died, they found
a wad of cash under her mattress.
728
00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,579
And she left it for me.
729
00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:38,624
- So that's what you used to start the Chloe.
- Yeah.
730
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:41,627
And then you named it after her?
That's such a sweet tribute.
731
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,588
- I didn't actually...
- Ice cream!
732
00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:48,926
Hey!
733
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,520
You know, we still haven't been
to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn.
734
00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:02,147
Only real insiders know about it.
735
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,484
And what about you? Why New York?
736
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,319
I followed a man.
737
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,780
Did the man know you were following him?
738
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:13,617
He did when I snuck into his apartment,
impaled him with an ice pick
739
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,786
and feasted on his remains.
740
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,287
Frightening.
741
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,790
But what's the real reason?
742
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:27,589
Well, growing up, my mom was
an art history professor at Bard.
743
00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:30,342
So it was winter like 90 months of the year.
744
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:34,012
So every weekend,
she'd take me to the Hessel Museum.
745
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:40,310
And she taught me
that art tells stories about people, places,
746
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:43,105
movements, moments in time.
747
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:50,112
The coolest thing about my mom is,
she really sees art...
748
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,031
in everything.
749
00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:55,033
Like, anywhere.
750
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,249
What city has more art than New York?
751
00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:12,217
You know, I think this project is really
having a positive impact on me.
752
00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,595
I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.
753
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,097
And then feel my bag. It's so light.
754
00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:21,018
I am growing too.
I have not called you a hoarder today.
755
00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,311
Typical man.
756
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,980
Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.
757
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,774
Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
758
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,318
Do you want anything?
759
00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:32,154
No, I quit coffee.
Only water or booze for this temple.
760
00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:33,989
I'm Paleo.
761
00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:38,493
- I'm not sure that's what Paleo means.
- No, no. It has to do with nuts.
762
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,663
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
763
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,084
- Hi there.
- Hi.
764
00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,630
I'm here for the 72-inch television.
765
00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:53,133
You guys are like
the last book shop on earth, huh?
766
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:55,135
We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.
767
00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:58,931
Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that...
768
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,725
It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.
769
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,144
- Have a great day.
- All right.
770
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:09,566
- Oh, hey! Your case.
- I got it. I know him.
771
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:24,081
Excuse me. Do you mind?
772
00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:26,750
Move! Oh, my God! Move.
773
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:31,421
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.
774
00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,882
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?
775
00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:35,634
- Yes.
- Thanks.
776
00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:37,511
I gotta go.
777
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,596
Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood?
778
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,307
Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?
779
00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:47,980
It's a first edition.
780
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,399
- No.
- Yeah.
781
00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:52,067
Lucy!
782
00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,404
Max!
783
00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,155
Hi! Oh, my God.
784
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,491
This is so random.
785
00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:01,952
Hi.
786
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:05,998
- French.
- Oh, sorry.
787
00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:10,043
I just got back from Paris,
so still in there.
788
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:12,754
- Right.
- This is Amelia.
789
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:16,717
You saw her the night that...
790
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,303
Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so...
791
00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930
Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great.
792
00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,683
Because last time... You know.
793
00:45:26,435 --> 00:45:28,437
Right. That night. Oh, my God.
794
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,646
That was such a fun night.
795
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:32,858
I was just really living my truth
and, like, enjoying myself.
796
00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,318
I'm in my mid-20s.
797
00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:36,278
You know, I barely even wash my face.
798
00:45:36,361 --> 00:45:39,198
And sometimes I moisturize, if I feel fancy.
799
00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:42,117
But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...
800
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,328
Lucy! Hi.
801
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,413
There you are.
802
00:45:47,456 --> 00:45:49,416
Got the flat white for you.
803
00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:53,629
- I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.
804
00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:55,881
- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.
805
00:45:55,964 --> 00:45:59,510
This one really knows
how to treat her staff, you know?
806
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,720
- Staff?
- She didn't tell you?
807
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:04,681
Lucy started her own gallery.
808
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:08,185
Yeah. Big deal. I mean,
it's still underground, but it's gonna be...
809
00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:12,481
It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time.
Blowing. Lots of blowing up.
810
00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,274
That's...
811
00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:16,109
That's exceptional.
812
00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,862
Where is it? I'd love to come visit.
813
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:22,533
And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,
814
00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:25,160
but we are late
for that meeting with that...
815
00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,747
- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.
816
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,249
Gagosian?
817
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:31,333
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
818
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,544
He's like a...
How did you describe him? Like a...
819
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:36,004
Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear.
820
00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:38,257
- Just the sweetest guy.
- Yeah.
821
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,550
You know?
822
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:41,677
- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.
823
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,929
- We have to...
- Yeah, he hates it when we're late.
824
00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:45,389
- We should really run.
- He does.
825
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,599
- But great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
826
00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:51,353
Gagosian? Okay.
827
00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:53,063
Shit.
828
00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:56,900
He's just moved on. It's...
829
00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:59,528
Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?
830
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:03,240
- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding me? Max aches for you.
831
00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:07,327
He said so himself.
You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle.
832
00:47:07,411 --> 00:47:11,248
- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.
833
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,000
- Yes.
- Right.
834
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,045
- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.
835
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:20,799
Do you think Max
and the doctor have moved in together?
836
00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,553
No. No, Max likes his personal space, so...
837
00:47:25,554 --> 00:47:28,974
She probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.
838
00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,935
What if he likes it?
839
00:47:33,228 --> 00:47:34,813
Wait, where are we?
840
00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:37,441
Great, is this the third attempt at murder?
841
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,944
Can we get it over and done with, please?
Just put me out of my misery.
842
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,530
Hey, Yan. Do your thing.
843
00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:57,544
- What?
- I'll never tire of that reaction.
844
00:47:57,628 --> 00:48:00,464
- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?
845
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,132
Excellent.
846
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:04,635
Don't listen to her.
She's a glass-half-full kind of gal.
847
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:08,847
You're right, yeah.
It's better to be a brooding cynic.
848
00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,475
Can you please go get my sign?
849
00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,561
So he just makes anything in neon?
850
00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,605
Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head
851
00:48:16,688 --> 00:48:19,149
that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."
852
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,737
Check this out. It's gonna look great
hanging in the lobby of the Chloe.
853
00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:29,910
It's Latin for "Into the middle of things."
It's what the hotel stands for.
854
00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:34,665
It's a place where people will meet
and intersect in our story.
855
00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:39,336
The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.
856
00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:43,507
See? I have feelings.
857
00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:16,665
Remember when I drove my car
into a parked school bus?
858
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,835
Well, I'm not the mess you once knew.
859
00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:22,171
I have my shit together.
860
00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:23,630
Promise.
861
00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:27,801
- Hey. Who was that?
- No one.
862
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:31,555
Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?
863
00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:34,391
Well, we are going to the bank.
864
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:37,769
I have that meeting, and I am terrified.
865
00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:39,938
This is it. Make or break, right?
866
00:49:40,022 --> 00:49:43,567
- I'm coming along to play the race card.
- I think it'll be very effective.
867
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,277
- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.
868
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,322
The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.
869
00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:51,867
No. I'm cautiously optimistic
in a very negative way.
870
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:54,328
- I've lost all hope.
- But we should probably...
871
00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:56,330
Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat.
872
00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,248
- I want you to listen to this.
- We're...
873
00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:01,251
No, come on. It'll just take a minute.
It'll be good for you.
874
00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:03,003
I need to share.
875
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:06,131
"Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve.
876
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,966
We stole this bottle of champagne
877
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,344
and resolved to drink it together
the next year.
878
00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:13,805
But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.
879
00:50:13,889 --> 00:50:16,099
Lately, I've found myself drinking alone,
880
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:20,229
but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."
881
00:50:20,312 --> 00:50:23,148
Nope. Nope!
882
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,444
- Nick, are you crying?
- Why...?
883
00:50:27,528 --> 00:50:29,154
No. Why would I...? What?
884
00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:31,323
Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude.
885
00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:34,159
They're about to drink a bottle together
and now he's a ghost.
886
00:50:34,243 --> 00:50:37,412
He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost.
Why would you do that to us?
887
00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:40,249
We said we're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.
888
00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:42,543
I don't know. Crying's my favorite activity.
889
00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:44,628
- It's true. She's very good at it.
- Thank you.
890
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:48,757
Last weekend we got together, and we just
re-enacted scenes from
The Notebook.
891
00:50:48,841 --> 00:50:50,801
- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?
892
00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:53,804
- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking...
893
00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:58,934
As much as I admire this budding friendship,
we have to go because we are running late.
894
00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,394
Sure.
895
00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:02,354
- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.
896
00:51:02,437 --> 00:51:04,857
- You got this. Good luck.
- I'm okay.
897
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,151
April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.
898
00:51:08,235 --> 00:51:11,238
So I show up and I do my best move for him.
899
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,115
He was just kidding.
900
00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:16,159
He actually had gotten
an over-the-pants handy
901
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,828
from Jenny Gluck that night.
902
00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:24,376
So I've kept this yarmulke
as a reminder that men can hurt you.
903
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,448
"You're not a hoarder."
904
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,618
"Thank you for saying that.
I do really appreciate that."
905
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,621
"You hair looks great." "Yours does."
906
00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:02,456
"Thanking you..."
907
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:05,334
Hi. Gallery donation?
908
00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:07,419
- Is Nick here?
- No.
909
00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:09,880
Just me. Us.
910
00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:12,090
Cool.
911
00:52:13,091 --> 00:52:16,094
Do you want me to tell him you stopped by?
Leave a message?
912
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,180
No.
913
00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:20,724
Okay.
914
00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:26,104
See you later.
915
00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:31,026
"She kind of seemed like a bitch."
916
00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,820
"Stop. You can't say that. Go.
917
00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,448
No.
918
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:39,910
No! Think about what you said."
919
00:53:09,690 --> 00:53:12,401
That was sweet but psycho.
Next up, we got Ben.
920
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:14,528
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."
921
00:53:14,611 --> 00:53:17,865
Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my... Jeff.
922
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:20,033
For coming to my birthday.
923
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:22,452
I know this is a really important day
for all of us,
924
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,289
and, you know,
as I was reflecting on my last 27 years,
925
00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:27,332
I was kind of thinking ahead to my death.
926
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,959
- What is happening?
- Eyes up.
927
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,546
And I was thinking that at my funeral,
I wanna be taxidermied
928
00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:35,424
and I want a photo booth
so people can come and take photos of me.
929
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:38,177
And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.
930
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,429
- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!
931
00:53:40,512 --> 00:53:43,473
- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.
932
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:45,559
- How's it going?
- Hi!
933
00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:48,520
- I picked up your dead man cake...
- Oh, my God, thank you.
934
00:53:48,604 --> 00:53:50,105
...that you asked a stranger to get for you.
935
00:53:50,189 --> 00:53:52,816
This is my wife Randy
and that's my baby inside of her.
936
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,569
Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.
937
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,113
Pretty terrible so far.
938
00:53:58,197 --> 00:54:01,533
Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.
939
00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,910
I'll shut up.
940
00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,799
I wanna murder your face!
941
00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:19,009
I love you!
942
00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:21,845
I wanna push you down the stairs,
I love you so much.
943
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,597
Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety?
944
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,933
Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship
945
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:30,187
you can't really testify
against your friends, so I know nothing.
946
00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:33,565
- Totally.
- Hey, I have something to show you.
947
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,861
{\an8}- We're in
New York Magazine, baby!
- Oh, my God. What?
948
00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,571
{\an8}- I know. It's...
- Shit.
949
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,658
- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.
950
00:54:42,741 --> 00:54:46,119
{\an8}- I have moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?
951
00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:50,415
Oh, the five stages of grief.
I am angry at Max and I want revenge.
952
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:54,253
And I'm not talking about squirting lube
all over his good suits.
953
00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:56,630
Is that something that you've done?
954
00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,675
We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.
955
00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:03,720
Gatsby style.
Call every influencer in New York.
956
00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:10,936
Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy,
but I haven't heard if I got the loan.
957
00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:14,064
It's not looking good. I'm really worried.
958
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:20,904
- But if I get it...
- We can do it?
959
00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:24,575
We can do it.
960
00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:27,703
- Yes!
- I don't know when.
961
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:33,584
All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick
singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
962
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,752
I don't really... Lucy, I don't sing.
963
00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:40,340
We haven't spoken about this,
but I have a really shocking singing voice.
964
00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:43,510
Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment. Everyone knows that.
965
00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,220
Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself.
966
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:48,307
That is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I should know.
967
00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:51,518
- Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick?
- Yep, coming up.
968
00:55:51,602 --> 00:55:53,770
I'm sober. I'm dead sober.
969
00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,898
- Thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.
970
00:55:55,981 --> 00:56:00,903
- Okay, no, this is very... We actually...
- No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you.
971
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,697
- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.
972
00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:11,330
- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.
973
00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:22,007
I like this song.
974
00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:33,560
Oh, damn.
975
00:56:36,355 --> 00:56:38,440
I love you!
976
00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:08,470
- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.
977
00:57:21,316 --> 00:57:23,235
Nick, everyone!
978
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:27,114
Does everyone remember
that it's my birthday?
979
00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:32,160
- How sad are you gonna be when I die?
- Terrified of life without you.
980
00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:35,747
Unless there's kids involved
and it will probably fill up that void.
981
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,207
But you'll be missed.
982
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:41,003
- You can't marry within a year.
- I won't. Who would I marry?
983
00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:43,463
- Which one of my friends would you marry?
- Amanda.
984
00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:46,133
Just kidding. It's not like
I've thought about it before.
985
00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:47,926
- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?
986
00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:49,428
I approve of that.
987
00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:53,307
- You guys talking about death again?
- It's our foreplay.
988
00:57:55,517 --> 00:57:57,269
Do it now.
989
00:57:57,352 --> 00:57:58,687
Yes, ma'am.
990
00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:02,107
You're cute
When you beep-beep-beep, how do you...?
991
00:58:02,191 --> 00:58:04,151
- It's not a joke, that's okay.
- That wasn't a truck...
992
00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:07,571
- Can't compare me to a truck.
- It wasn't a truck, but it was like...
993
00:58:07,654 --> 00:58:09,072
It was a truck backing up.
994
00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:12,743
- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.
995
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:15,537
- You're spending every day with her, right?
- Yes.
996
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,999
Dude, I haven't seen you this happy since...
Don't make me say her name.
997
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,793
Okay, can we not talk about this,
please, Marcos?
998
00:58:21,877 --> 00:58:24,713
You are a straight, white dude in America.
999
00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:27,591
If your only thing is that
you don't wanna fall in love, like...
1000
00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:29,134
- Can you please...?
- Cry me a river.
1001
00:58:29,218 --> 00:58:31,094
- Marcos, can we please not do this?
- We are.
1002
00:58:31,178 --> 00:58:33,597
We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.
1003
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,850
And I'm saying it...
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?
1004
00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,614
Oh, my God. You guys, I...
1005
00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:53,408
I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.
1006
00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:56,119
I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like...
1007
00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:58,789
I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco.
1008
00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:01,083
- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.
1009
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,126
But wait, where is Nick? Did he...?
1010
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:06,630
Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home.
1011
00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:10,384
Why do you keep talking about Nick?
You should put your penis in his vagina.
1012
00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:13,554
- Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
- Yeah.
1013
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,223
- I wanna get a taco first, then you can...
- Okay.
1014
00:59:16,306 --> 00:59:18,100
-
Penis, penis, penis.
- Okay.
1015
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:22,688
- Tacos first.
-
Tacos, tacos, tacos.
1016
00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:26,942
Where did Jeff go?
1017
00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,862
Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask.
1018
00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,572
That's... Oh, God.
1019
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,950
- I know you love it, you're into that.
- It's too much.
1020
00:59:37,286 --> 00:59:39,079
Okay.
1021
00:59:41,123 --> 00:59:42,708
Remember me?
1022
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:48,714
Hey, Max.
1023
00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,593
- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.
1024
00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,722
Okay.
1025
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,473
Go on.
1026
00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:02,603
I don't really know where to start.
1027
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,770
I guess...
1028
01:00:03,854 --> 01:00:07,399
How about "I'm sorry for causing
the worst breakup in the world's history"?
1029
01:00:07,482 --> 01:00:10,694
Or "I'm sorry for using you
like a stepping stone for my career
1030
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:12,446
like Sigourney Weaver in
Working Girl"?
1031
01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,782
Or "I'm sorry for treating you
like my own personal sanitary napkin
1032
01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:19,369
that I bled onto heavily
in the heaviest part of my period."
1033
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,289
You know that second day of your period
where you're gushing blood?
1034
01:00:22,372 --> 01:00:24,082
- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.
1035
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,876
And you didn't even have the courtesy
1036
01:00:25,959 --> 01:00:28,253
to wrap it in toilet paper
when you threw it away.
1037
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:30,506
- Sorry.
- You belong in jail for what you've done.
1038
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:33,842
- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.
1039
01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:36,136
Ladies, that's enough.
1040
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:39,640
Where are your effing socks?
1041
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,727
- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...
1042
01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:45,562
- Great friends.
- Yep.
1043
01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:47,981
They brought out some excellent points.
1044
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,527
I'm so sorry.
1045
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,863
I don't think I can live without you.
1046
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,495
- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.
1047
01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:05,123
Come on. Amelia? We broke up.
1048
01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:07,626
I haven't stopped thinking about you
since I ran into you
1049
01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,753
and then I read about you
in
New York Magazine.
1050
01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,755
I was wrong about you, Lucy.
1051
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,716
I wanna be with you.
1052
01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:18,762
I don't know.
1053
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,264
Hey.
1054
01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,642
- Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?
1055
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,478
Why is your assistant talking to me
like that?
1056
01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,146
I'm not her assistant, guy.
1057
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,190
Why are you bringing her a cake
at 3 a.m., guy?
1058
01:01:30,274 --> 01:01:32,317
- Because I can.
- Guys.
1059
01:01:34,152 --> 01:01:34,987
It's okay.
1060
01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,199
I was dropping this off.
1061
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,537
Custom single-layered cake.
1062
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:48,417
- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.
1063
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:52,379
Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and...
1064
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,717
I don't know,
he really likes you, so I thought I'd...
1065
01:01:57,843 --> 01:01:59,928
Marcos likes me.
1066
01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:01,471
Right.
1067
01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,058
Yeah.
1068
01:02:06,977 --> 01:02:09,730
We were kind of in the middle of something.
1069
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,945
I'm gonna go.
1070
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,075
Hey.
1071
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:25,704
How about it? Let's have a drink.
1072
01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:30,709
I mean, you've seen it so many times,
but Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering.
1073
01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:33,003
- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."
1074
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:35,506
- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?
1075
01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:38,342
Yeah, of course. It was my dream job.
1076
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,719
It was run by a woman so ahead of her time,
1077
01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:46,016
she gave space and a voice to artists
no one deigned to care about or listen to.
1078
01:02:47,142 --> 01:02:49,853
See, I never even knew you felt that way.
1079
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:50,979
You never asked.
1080
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,817
You never really asked me
about myself, ever.
1081
01:02:56,818 --> 01:03:01,657
- I know I made a detour...
- A detour? That's what we're calling that?
1082
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,993
Your GPS just didn't work
the day you cheated on me, or what's...?
1083
01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:07,621
It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake.
1084
01:03:08,622 --> 01:03:10,082
Please give me another chance?
1085
01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,254
And you're serious about this?
1086
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,465
Would you close your eyes?
1087
01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:22,636
- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?
1088
01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:31,812
- Okay, open them.
- Wait.
1089
01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,357
What? How did you get this?
1090
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,525
I took it.
1091
01:03:36,608 --> 01:03:38,819
Our love story's not over.
1092
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:42,614
You broke into the gallery?
1093
01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:48,036
Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation.
1094
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,122
Just have dinner with me, please?
1095
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,377
I'm actually... I have a lot
of late night commitments, so...
1096
01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:00,048
I figured you'd say that,
so I thought about: "What about breakfast?"
1097
01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:03,135
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person,
so that won't work.
1098
01:04:03,218 --> 01:04:06,138
There is a meal somewhere in the middle.
1099
01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,684
- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.
1100
01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:14,188
But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.
1101
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:21,987
Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets.
Thought they might look cool in here, right?
1102
01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:29,828
Is everything okay?
1103
01:04:32,581 --> 01:04:34,708
I didn't get the loan.
1104
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,045
So this is it.
1105
01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:44,760
Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick.
1106
01:04:44,843 --> 01:04:46,303
This really sucks.
1107
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:49,139
But, hey, we can figure something out.
1108
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,476
- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.
1109
01:04:53,477 --> 01:04:54,937
This is real life, Lucy.
1110
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:59,149
You know, we can't all live
in your fantasy land of magical thinking.
1111
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:03,111
I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard, and it will all work out.
1112
01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:05,113
That's not how life works.
1113
01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:07,950
That's what you think of me?
1114
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:13,455
If the Chloe closes, the gallery closes too.
We're in this together.
1115
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:16,583
No, we're not. Okay?
1116
01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:19,378
I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,
1117
01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,338
so take your stuff and get out of here.
1118
01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:24,132
So that's it?
1119
01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:26,426
Yeah. That's it.
1120
01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,184
Okay.
1121
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,855
Yeah, you can just shut me out,
but I made a commitment to every person
1122
01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:40,774
that walked through that door
with their heart on their sleeve.
1123
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,818
I am not giving up.
1124
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:47,239
And you shouldn't either.
1125
01:06:49,218 --> 01:06:50,552
If you'll just meet with me,
1126
01:06:50,636 --> 01:06:53,931
I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery
takes a whole new approach to art.
1127
01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,725
We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.
1128
01:06:56,808 --> 01:07:00,771
Everyone is damaged.
Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello?
1129
01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,022
Hello?
1130
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,483
Oh, my God. He hung up on me.
1131
01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:06,026
That was the last one.
1132
01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:09,404
I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.
1133
01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:11,073
You haven't tried everyone.
1134
01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:13,867
Oh, right, yeah.
1135
01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:17,996
I'm sure Eva just misses watching me
eat my own ass in front of her eyes.
1136
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,957
Her and her friends, just:
1137
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,168
You never know unless you try.
1138
01:07:23,252 --> 01:07:28,507
No. Eva, she gave me a second chance.
She's not about to give me a third.
1139
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,010
Well, what if a handsome man,
1140
01:07:32,094 --> 01:07:35,681
with a cute, cute butt,
put in a good word for you
1141
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:39,685
and all you have to do is pick up the phone
and see what happens?
1142
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,854
- Really?
- Maybe.
1143
01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:43,897
Cliffhanger.
1144
01:07:43,981 --> 01:07:47,943
You're erratic, irresponsible,
and, quite frankly, a liability.
1145
01:07:48,026 --> 01:07:53,115
It's young people like you
who reaffirm my choice not to procreate.
1146
01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:57,452
The last time I saw you was like listening
to Brad Pitt talk about architecture.
1147
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,998
- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.
1148
01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:03,417
And on and on and on.
1149
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,711
It was utterly relentless.
1150
01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:07,171
Please give me a chance.
1151
01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:09,590
The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.
1152
01:08:09,673 --> 01:08:12,259
Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.
1153
01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:15,345
Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.
1154
01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,930
This is the definition of groveling.
1155
01:08:19,725 --> 01:08:21,852
I've learned a few things in my day.
1156
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,813
Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.
1157
01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:29,984
It's only okay to bounce a check once.
After that, it's a thing you're known for.
1158
01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,363
And when you see talent, grab it.
1159
01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:39,203
I'd like to include the Broken Heart Gallery
1160
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:44,249
as an exhibit here at the Woolf in one week.
1161
01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:49,462
Show your collection alongside mine.
1162
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,048
What?
1163
01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:54,051
Did I drop acid and this is my ego death?
1164
01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:56,136
No, no. It's a huge opportunity.
1165
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:59,055
Don't worry, I'm gonna be here
to guide you every step of the way.
1166
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,974
Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
1167
01:09:01,058 --> 01:09:03,560
Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much.
1168
01:09:03,644 --> 01:09:05,687
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
1169
01:09:05,770 --> 01:09:11,984
What do you say when Michael Fassbender
invites you to lie naked by his pool?
1170
01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:18,825
I do have one condition.
1171
01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:20,827
I have been working so hard for this.
1172
01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:22,828
This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.
1173
01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:28,752
Well, let me be the first to say
"congratulations" and "you're welcome."
1174
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,129
Come on, let's go celebrate.
1175
01:09:46,812 --> 01:09:50,649
- Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up...
- Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.
1176
01:09:50,732 --> 01:09:53,569
- Teach me how to break up with someone.
- What?
1177
01:09:53,652 --> 01:09:56,154
Just walk me through your dumping process.
1178
01:09:56,238 --> 01:09:59,700
We don't call it that. It sounds harsh.
Wait, why are we doing this?
1179
01:09:59,783 --> 01:10:03,871
Because I just... I need to let Max go.
Once and for all.
1180
01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:04,872
Good.
1181
01:10:05,998 --> 01:10:08,584
Teach me. I'm your vessel.
1182
01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:22,931
Most stories are stories of... betrayal.
1183
01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:28,145
And ours is a story of hope.
1184
01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:34,860
Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.
1185
01:10:35,986 --> 01:10:37,571
Yeah.
1186
01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,698
- Come closer.
- Okay.
1187
01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:42,367
Thank you...
1188
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:45,871
for being my home.
1189
01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,085
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1190
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:54,213
- Oh, my God!
- I know!
1191
01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:57,007
Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that.
1192
01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:07,684
Hey. Is it time for dinner?
1193
01:11:11,647 --> 01:11:15,442
I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?
1194
01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:19,780
You know what happened. That's over.
1195
01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,782
Just be honest with me.
1196
01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,580
I really thought I was gonna marry her.
1197
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,000
And she wasn't ready.
1198
01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,836
And she moved to Paris.
1199
01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:37,714
And then she came back
right when she sensed you could be happy,
1200
01:11:37,798 --> 01:11:40,634
which is always how that happens.
1201
01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:43,303
So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.
1202
01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:46,473
- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.
1203
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:51,144
You're the hero of your love story
and the villain in mine.
1204
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,606
We're just not meant to be together.
1205
01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,318
I'm gonna go.
1206
01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:05,117
Paris, it's an amazing place, and...
1207
01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:10,163
We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.
1208
01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,791
It's a little overrated, if you ask me.
1209
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:16,795
I drew a bath,
and I wanted her to get in it with me.
1210
01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:20,215
Personally, I hate baths.
They're a warm, wet place to overthink.
1211
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:25,137
So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.
1212
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,390
I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier.
1213
01:12:28,473 --> 01:12:32,019
I sat in the tub, shriveling.
1214
01:12:32,102 --> 01:12:34,855
So, naturally,
I realized I had to move to Paris.
1215
01:12:35,898 --> 01:12:37,357
I kept the bath water.
1216
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:40,527
Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous.
1217
01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:41,695
I drank a little.
1218
01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:45,240
So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic.
1219
01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:48,619
You'd be proud.
A triumph for pack rats everywhere.
1220
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,579
Who are you talking to?
1221
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,249
No one.
1222
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:57,586
You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls
1223
01:12:57,669 --> 01:12:59,171
and leaving messages for someone.
1224
01:12:59,254 --> 01:13:04,092
Are you here to talk about my phone bill?
Or are you here to apologize?
1225
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,681
I'm sorry.
1226
01:13:09,765 --> 01:13:12,434
Option B. Excellent choice.
1227
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,063
You were the first person I wanted to tell.
1228
01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:21,193
Miraculously, a private lender backed me
and I got the loan.
1229
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,862
- What?
- I did it, I got it.
1230
01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:27,866
You got...? That's amazing!
You're not the only one with good news.
1231
01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:31,286
Eva Woolf wants to make
the Broken Heart Gallery
1232
01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:34,164
a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf.
1233
01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:35,290
No way.
1234
01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:39,336
And despite you being a dick monster,
1235
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,630
since the hotel is gonna be saved,
1236
01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:44,550
I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe.
1237
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,761
I'm really happy for you, Lucy.
1238
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,723
You deserve it.
1239
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:56,854
I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy
for my success before.
1240
01:13:56,937 --> 01:14:00,274
It's kind of weird, but... No, it's good.
1241
01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:03,652
Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time?
1242
01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:06,822
Please. I've been waiting my whole life
to pull this off.
1243
01:14:54,786 --> 01:15:01,001
Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia...
1244
01:15:02,002 --> 01:15:06,006
I need to make it right with the Russians
or Putin is gonna have me poisoned.
1245
01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:25,108
We did it.
1246
01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,611
We did.
1247
01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:31,907
We're good together you and me.
A monster and a human.
1248
01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:34,117
A what and a who?
1249
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:37,412
Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,
1250
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:40,082
and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.
1251
01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,750
It's just simple science.
1252
01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:46,839
Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?
1253
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,049
Or is it just an illusion,
1254
01:15:49,132 --> 01:15:51,802
like, at any given moment,
it could be taken away from you
1255
01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,721
because it was never yours to begin with?
1256
01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:57,641
I think everyone feels that way.
1257
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:04,565
No one tells you that being an adult is
just walking around, feeling like a fraud.
1258
01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:05,983
You know?
1259
01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:08,193
Like, who gave me a credit card?
1260
01:16:08,277 --> 01:16:10,863
And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...
1261
01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:13,490
What does Congress even do?
1262
01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:16,618
But you do know what Congress does, right?
1263
01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:18,579
Yeah.
1264
01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:21,164
Yeah.
1265
01:16:25,794 --> 01:16:28,130
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
1266
01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:29,506
What do you wanna do?
1267
01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:35,179
Well, you know those sneaky phone calls
I've been making?
1268
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,265
I wanna introduce you to someone.
1269
01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,351
I'm in.
1270
01:16:55,032 --> 01:16:58,160
Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.
1271
01:16:58,243 --> 01:17:00,078
And I got a good feeling about this one.
1272
01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:03,832
Remember the deal:
We're gonna split this even. Okay?
1273
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:06,168
We got a witness, so...
1274
01:17:08,921 --> 01:17:10,756
Hey, Joe.
1275
01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:15,802
I brought your spicy snacks,
but don't tattle on me like last time, okay?
1276
01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:18,388
That's my guy.
1277
01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:21,058
Hey, Cheryl.
1278
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,893
Hi.
1279
01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:26,813
Who's the dime?
1280
01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:28,774
Nick, this is Cheryl.
1281
01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:30,150
Nice to meet you.
1282
01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,444
This little slice isn't your girlfriend,
is she?
1283
01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:36,532
No. I'm as single as a dollar bill.
1284
01:17:37,533 --> 01:17:40,035
Want a cocktail? I'm buying.
1285
01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:43,247
Sure. I mean,
it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?
1286
01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:45,958
- Can I sit here?
- Yeah, sit down, take a load off.
1287
01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,543
Look at you.
1288
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,712
Want to play a board game?
1289
01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:00,180
Monopoly.
1290
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,350
My all-time favorite.
1291
01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,060
Me too.
1292
01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:08,313
I used to play almost every night
with my daughter...
1293
01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:11,275
Lucy.
1294
01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,612
Lucy.
1295
01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:22,494
I'm sorry, I didn't...
1296
01:18:24,496 --> 01:18:28,959
Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop
flirting with my mother, that'd be great.
1297
01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,920
Her mother. I am far too young.
1298
01:18:32,004 --> 01:18:35,674
Look at this body.
It's as tight as a Mormon teenager.
1299
01:18:35,757 --> 01:18:37,634
- Mom!
- What?
1300
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,512
Are you jealous?
1301
01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:44,224
You know, a wise woman once told me
jealousy is unbecoming.
1302
01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:46,685
Oh, really?
1303
01:18:47,686 --> 01:18:49,104
You said that.
1304
01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:55,110
I love piano players.
1305
01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,362
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.
1306
01:18:57,446 --> 01:19:00,991
- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.
1307
01:19:01,074 --> 01:19:02,910
I'm going to.
1308
01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:04,369
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
1309
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,705
Well, I'll be maid of honor, then.
1310
01:19:06,788 --> 01:19:07,956
Okay.
1311
01:19:08,957 --> 01:19:11,627
I love this song.
1312
01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:14,713
We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.
1313
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:18,342
"Cooked" is a very strong word
for what you used to do with food.
1314
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,511
Come and dance with me.
1315
01:19:27,226 --> 01:19:28,227
Thank you.
1316
01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:01,593
Thank you for taking me today.
1317
01:20:02,594 --> 01:20:04,805
Thank you for being there.
1318
01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:09,518
It's usually hard,
1319
01:20:09,601 --> 01:20:12,938
but today was really nice.
1320
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,984
Do you want to have a drink with me?
1321
01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:18,527
Yeah.
1322
01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:24,533
We're not gonna drink down here.
1323
01:20:26,034 --> 01:20:28,370
We're going to a bar?
1324
01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,957
Can you come with me?
1325
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,501
Okay.
1326
01:20:56,690 --> 01:20:58,859
I've never been in here.
1327
01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,069
I wanna show you something.
1328
01:21:04,531 --> 01:21:07,618
Shut up with that secret trapdoor.
1329
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:09,369
Just follow me. Come on.
1330
01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,247
Watch your head.
1331
01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:14,166
What is this? Hipster Narnia?
1332
01:21:18,128 --> 01:21:21,340
You just made this secret, sexy bar
on your own?
1333
01:21:21,423 --> 01:21:25,636
Well, I have many hidden talents.
1334
01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:29,431
Oh, how about you just casually tickling
the ivories back there?
1335
01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:32,351
Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.
1336
01:21:34,937 --> 01:21:36,438
Which one?
1337
01:21:41,318 --> 01:21:43,487
Here's to finishing what we started.
1338
01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:46,323
To finishing what we started.
1339
01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:16,687
Well...
1340
01:22:17,813 --> 01:22:19,147
So...
1341
01:22:20,148 --> 01:22:22,442
I just saw you naked.
1342
01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,279
That is how sex works.
1343
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,864
Right.
1344
01:22:27,906 --> 01:22:29,283
But we're...
1345
01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:31,118
We're friends.
1346
01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,587
What if we're more than friends?
1347
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:47,426
How do we find out?
1348
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:52,097
You know, I've honestly been sitting here,
1349
01:22:52,181 --> 01:22:57,769
just racking my brain through ways
to figure it out.
1350
01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,522
And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.
1351
01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:02,191
What's that?
1352
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,862
I think we gotta do it again.
1353
01:23:06,945 --> 01:23:07,821
Yeah, me too.
1354
01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:30,177
Meet me at the neon store
at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
1355
01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:32,387
I have another surprise for you.
1356
01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:34,056
A surprise?
1357
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,016
Count monster in.
1358
01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:41,146
So now that you and Nick are...
1359
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,900
Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?
1360
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,695
Makes me nervous just thinking about it,
but now that you guys are, you know,
1361
01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:50,197
what have you collected from him?
1362
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,324
A safety net because she rescued him.
1363
01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:54,493
Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.
1364
01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:58,038
- And visit each other's moms.
- That's very serious.
1365
01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:00,082
Oh, and by the way, my mom fully hit on him.
1366
01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:01,375
Cheryl is a legend.
1367
01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,544
- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.
1368
01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:04,461
Lucy.
1369
01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:12,427
- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.
1370
01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:14,137
It's the least I could do.
1371
01:24:14,221 --> 01:24:16,849
Your gallery has helped me so much.
1372
01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:19,685
After Dwayne died, I was lost.
1373
01:24:19,768 --> 01:24:22,855
One minute we were laughing,
stealing that bottle of champagne.
1374
01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,147
And the next...
1375
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,694
I kept everything that he owned.
1376
01:24:29,695 --> 01:24:34,032
The thought of letting go meant
facing reality and I just couldn't, so...
1377
01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:35,868
Again, you really helped.
1378
01:24:39,288 --> 01:24:40,622
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1379
01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,710
- So I'll see you at the gallery opening?
- Yes. Most definitely.
1380
01:24:44,793 --> 01:24:46,753
And I'm gonna bring a date.
1381
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,589
Nice.
1382
01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,634
Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses.
1383
01:24:52,718 --> 01:24:56,513
I think what Amanda is trying to say is,
you're very inspiring.
1384
01:24:56,597 --> 01:25:00,726
- You should have your own TED Talk.
- No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton.
1385
01:25:00,809 --> 01:25:04,229
We had eight blissful years together.
1386
01:25:04,313 --> 01:25:07,191
He was really focused on work, but...
1387
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,068
That's what I loved about him.
1388
01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:14,198
His passion, his intellect.
1389
01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,700
This is how I like to remember him.
1390
01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:21,955
I mean, isn't he beautiful?
1391
01:26:04,748 --> 01:26:06,166
Nick?
1392
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,544
So if you just wanna come through...
1393
01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,004
Lucy.
1394
01:26:12,673 --> 01:26:14,132
Hi.
1395
01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:15,342
Hi.
1396
01:26:15,425 --> 01:26:16,301
I...
1397
01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,680
This is my...
1398
01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:21,098
I'm Chloe.
1399
01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,154
Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?
1400
01:26:36,238 --> 01:26:39,408
Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?
1401
01:26:39,491 --> 01:26:42,286
- You told me it was for your grandma.
- No, I didn't. You assumed.
1402
01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:43,787
Like you always do.
1403
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,414
You never corrected me.
1404
01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:47,040
- You built this for her?
- No.
1405
01:26:47,124 --> 01:26:49,293
- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second
1406
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,961
- to explain it to you...
- Explain what?
1407
01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:56,884
You mocked me for keeping Max's tie
and you built a hotel in her honor?
1408
01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:59,845
That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.
1409
01:26:59,928 --> 01:27:02,848
No. No. You don't get to do that.
1410
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:06,852
I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.
1411
01:27:07,936 --> 01:27:09,938
I introduced you to my mom.
1412
01:27:10,981 --> 01:27:14,359
And now you've lied to me? I feel like...
I don't... I don't even know you.
1413
01:27:14,443 --> 01:27:18,030
I wanted to tell you, okay?
I just didn't know when or how.
1414
01:27:18,113 --> 01:27:21,408
It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.
1415
01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:24,453
No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick.
1416
01:27:26,038 --> 01:27:29,917
The best part about being selfish is,
you get to do it alone.
1417
01:27:31,043 --> 01:27:33,462
This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go.
1418
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:37,758
No. Your name is on the door. You stay.
1419
01:27:37,841 --> 01:27:39,092
I'll go.
1420
01:27:43,138 --> 01:27:47,226
Hey. I guess she slipped this under the door
one night when I was working late.
1421
01:27:48,185 --> 01:27:53,106
I didn't find it, you know,
until two years after we broke up.
1422
01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:57,611
- Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.
1423
01:27:57,694 --> 01:28:00,697
I had to dump her ass, you know?
Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."
1424
01:28:00,781 --> 01:28:01,990
- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't...
1425
01:28:03,492 --> 01:28:05,577
Is Lucy home?
1426
01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:09,081
She's on the roof? Great. Thanks.
1427
01:28:09,164 --> 01:28:13,418
Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman
just pushed you off the roof,
1428
01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:18,465
and she, you know... She was wearing
a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit.
1429
01:28:18,549 --> 01:28:21,802
And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.
1430
01:28:21,885 --> 01:28:24,847
And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.
1431
01:28:24,930 --> 01:28:27,724
- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.
1432
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,518
- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.
1433
01:28:29,601 --> 01:28:31,687
Stay-at-home model in a purple top.
1434
01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:36,692
If she was just driving this monster truck
and she just kept running over your face.
1435
01:28:36,775 --> 01:28:39,444
Just over and over and over and over.
1436
01:28:39,528 --> 01:28:43,365
Yeah. And, like, you were completely
not recognizable anymore.
1437
01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:48,620
We would say it was an accident.
Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff.
1438
01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:52,165
And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.
1439
01:28:52,249 --> 01:28:54,793
Ironclad.
1440
01:28:56,753 --> 01:28:57,671
Cool.
1441
01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:01,717
Okay. Goodbye. Nice to...
1442
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,594
Jeff. Great.
1443
01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:32,956
Listen, I wanted to tell you that...
1444
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,085
What?
1445
01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:44,426
The Broken Hearts Ball is your night,
and I just wanted you to know that...
1446
01:29:45,427 --> 01:29:48,680
I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay?
1447
01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:52,100
The Chloe Hotel?
1448
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,606
For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.
1449
01:29:57,689 --> 01:30:04,571
I named the hotel after her a long time ago,
and it got too late and too expensive...
1450
01:30:05,739 --> 01:30:07,574
to change it.
1451
01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:13,539
I'm sorry.
1452
01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:23,841
Okay.
1453
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:51,785
Many artists have fallen in love with me.
1454
01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:56,874
I didn't see you there.
But, yes, I know about all your lovers.
1455
01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:01,420
That's a very strange thing to say.
Very odd.
1456
01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:06,175
I have something for your installation.
1457
01:31:07,843 --> 01:31:10,679
I married a man
who was jealous about everything.
1458
01:31:10,762 --> 01:31:13,390
If I was enthusiastic about a book,
about a place,
1459
01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:16,185
about a flower, about a human being...
1460
01:31:16,268 --> 01:31:18,061
jealous.
1461
01:31:22,065 --> 01:31:23,567
There's nothing inside.
1462
01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,486
I left him. I sold the ring.
1463
01:31:26,570 --> 01:31:28,822
I started the Woolf Gallery,
1464
01:31:28,906 --> 01:31:33,243
and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.
1465
01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:34,828
I never looked back.
1466
01:31:37,289 --> 01:31:39,249
Did you regret marrying him?
1467
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,209
Never.
1468
01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:44,379
I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.
1469
01:31:44,463 --> 01:31:47,508
I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go.
1470
01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:51,595
Pain, my dear, is inevitable.
1471
01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:57,059
It's what you do with it that matters.
1472
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,871
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?
1473
01:32:17,955 --> 01:32:19,498
What are you doing?
1474
01:32:19,581 --> 01:32:22,251
- Oh, hello! Thank you.
- I've never seen her do that before.
1475
01:32:22,334 --> 01:32:23,794
That's weird.
1476
01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:24,313
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
1477
01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:29,234
I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.
1478
01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,112
I don't know what it is about this room,
1479
01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:34,948
but there's something about it
that's so much less...
1480
01:33:35,032 --> 01:33:36,033
"Hoardery"?
1481
01:33:36,116 --> 01:33:40,329
Doesn't look like a homeless woman
just lives here in her free time.
1482
01:33:40,412 --> 01:33:43,415
You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.
1483
01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:45,834
Marie Kondo your asses. How about that?
1484
01:33:45,918 --> 01:33:49,546
- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know.
1485
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:53,050
Don't know, don't care.
It's my night. I'm just doing me.
1486
01:33:54,343 --> 01:33:55,677
- Fine. Later.
- No, now.
1487
01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:58,222
- You always say later and you never pay.
- I always pay.
1488
01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:01,683
- You owe me so much...
- Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here?
1489
01:34:01,767 --> 01:34:04,770
- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.
1490
01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:05,729
Nadine?
1491
01:34:05,812 --> 01:34:08,524
We bet that you
and Nick would get back together.
1492
01:34:08,607 --> 01:34:11,860
I said no. I won, obviously. I always win.
1493
01:34:11,944 --> 01:34:14,363
- You what?
- We bet on all your relationships.
1494
01:34:14,446 --> 01:34:16,198
How do you think I afford this lifestyle?
1495
01:34:16,281 --> 01:34:19,034
- Wait. How much have you bet over the years?
- Like...
1496
01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:20,369
- Pennies.
- Barely anything.
1497
01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:22,663
No, tell me right now. You tell me. You...
1498
01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,123
Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars,
34 cents.
1499
01:34:26,458 --> 01:34:30,379
Now? You choose to speak now?
Oh, we're getting a divorce.
1500
01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:31,505
We were never married.
1501
01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:35,050
Well, hurry up and ask me
so I can fricking divorce you already!
1502
01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:39,388
- Will you marry me?
- Get out!
1503
01:34:39,471 --> 01:34:43,684
That's why I think possums are pretty much
the coolest animal in the entire world.
1504
01:34:43,767 --> 01:34:47,396
But if you're gonna have possums in there,
meerkats need to be in the conversation.
1505
01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:50,232
They can stand up on hind legs like this,
looking around everywhere.
1506
01:34:50,315 --> 01:34:53,610
They also can run on four legs.
Feed them bugs if they were your pet.
1507
01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:54,903
They run around in the desert.
1508
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:57,990
Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.
1509
01:34:58,991 --> 01:35:01,827
- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.
1510
01:35:01,910 --> 01:35:04,705
Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...
1511
01:35:04,788 --> 01:35:07,124
I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.
1512
01:35:07,207 --> 01:35:09,126
Do you mind feeling my forehead?
1513
01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:10,794
- It's really hot, right?
- You're fine.
1514
01:35:10,878 --> 01:35:11,837
That's what I thought.
1515
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,131
We have to go.
I didn't put heels on to show up late.
1516
01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:17,301
Real comforting.
You guys are gonna be great parents.
1517
01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:20,846
A sick man disgusts me. You need
to explain to him what's going on.
1518
01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,098
No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him.
1519
01:35:23,182 --> 01:35:24,558
Like you're so evolved?
1520
01:35:24,641 --> 01:35:27,686
- All men are morons. We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.
1521
01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,981
You ruined the planet, started wars,
killed the bees. You raped and pillaged.
1522
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:33,650
And if you opened your eyes
to what was going on in the world,
1523
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,485
you'd never stop crying.
1524
01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:39,031
I feel I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.
1525
01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:41,575
As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.
1526
01:35:41,658 --> 01:35:44,745
You do realize I'm standing right here
and I can hear you?
1527
01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,246
Yeah, well, I pointed at you.
1528
01:35:46,330 --> 01:35:49,333
Listen up. You're not sick.
You need to tell him what's going on.
1529
01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:50,792
- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.
1530
01:35:50,876 --> 01:35:53,295
- Can you please come back?
- We're not going to be late!
1531
01:35:53,378 --> 01:35:54,922
All right.
1532
01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:59,009
- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.
1533
01:35:59,092 --> 01:36:01,678
- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.
1534
01:36:01,762 --> 01:36:04,806
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1535
01:36:06,517 --> 01:36:10,145
- Where do you think the money came from?
- I don't know. Where did...? What?
1536
01:36:10,229 --> 01:36:12,773
- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?
1537
01:36:12,856 --> 01:36:16,735
- The hotel you named after another woman?
- What about it?
1538
01:36:16,818 --> 01:36:19,655
Remember
that mysterious private lender, Nick?
1539
01:36:20,822 --> 01:36:23,951
Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.
1540
01:36:24,034 --> 01:36:26,995
She saved your ass.
It's like she's your knight in shining armor
1541
01:36:27,079 --> 01:36:29,289
and you're the stupidest princess
I have ever met.
1542
01:36:29,373 --> 01:36:31,917
No. You know what?
I'm not a stupid princess. Take these.
1543
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:35,003
I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.
1544
01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,673
Oh, so I'll just pay for this...?
1545
01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:57,442
I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.
1546
01:36:57,526 --> 01:36:59,570
My crazy is beautiful.
1547
01:36:59,653 --> 01:37:01,446
Crazy beautiful.
1548
01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:05,450
I mean, team spirit or... What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?
1549
01:37:05,534 --> 01:37:09,997
I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him.
What are you doing to me?
1550
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,623
How's this?
1551
01:37:11,707 --> 01:37:14,001
- My body's not rejecting it.
- No?
1552
01:37:14,084 --> 01:37:15,252
No, that's too much. Don't.
1553
01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:16,647
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.
1554
01:38:16,730 --> 01:38:19,274
Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
1555
01:38:21,777 --> 01:38:25,155
Yes! Yes.
1556
01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:28,909
This gallery does not have
hundred-thousand-dollar paintings
1557
01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:30,869
or precious sculptures.
1558
01:38:30,953 --> 01:38:35,290
It has... crap. A lot of it.
1559
01:38:36,291 --> 01:38:39,253
But these are the things we keep,
1560
01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:43,841
the souvenirs that tell the stories
of our lives,
1561
01:38:43,924 --> 01:38:47,094
even if that is a half-eaten crab cake.
1562
01:38:50,806 --> 01:38:52,975
- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.
1563
01:38:53,058 --> 01:38:55,978
- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.
1564
01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:57,771
I began collecting
1565
01:38:57,855 --> 01:39:01,108
because I lost someone a long time ago.
1566
01:39:02,067 --> 01:39:05,696
Her body is still here,
but her memory is gone.
1567
01:39:07,614 --> 01:39:10,242
So, in many ways, she is gone too.
1568
01:39:11,243 --> 01:39:13,287
My mother was my first heartbreak.
1569
01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:21,086
I was afraid I would end up like her,
that I would forget and be forgotten.
1570
01:39:22,254 --> 01:39:26,967
So I clung to things,
which kept me from moving forward.
1571
01:39:27,968 --> 01:39:31,930
Heartbreak is the loneliest,
most isolating feeling in the world.
1572
01:39:32,014 --> 01:39:34,892
And the truth is, it happens to us all.
1573
01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,353
It is the great equalizer.
1574
01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:43,483
And without heartbreak,
I wouldn't have built this place.
1575
01:39:44,484 --> 01:39:49,907
So, I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...
1576
01:39:49,990 --> 01:39:51,783
also made me whole.
1577
01:39:51,867 --> 01:39:55,829
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1578
01:39:57,289 --> 01:39:58,415
Sorry.
1579
01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:00,250
Okay.
1580
01:40:02,002 --> 01:40:03,587
Lucy.
1581
01:40:05,422 --> 01:40:08,467
So I'd like to direct your attention
to some of the installations...
1582
01:40:08,550 --> 01:40:10,260
Lucy!
1583
01:40:11,345 --> 01:40:14,348
Well, this is awkward.
1584
01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:16,600
Nick! What are you doing?
1585
01:40:16,683 --> 01:40:20,687
What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.
1586
01:40:22,814 --> 01:40:24,316
This is kind of a bad time.
1587
01:40:24,399 --> 01:40:27,444
If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly,
until I'm done...
1588
01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,196
No. No, I can't do that.
1589
01:40:32,115 --> 01:40:33,909
The map was mine.
1590
01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:37,621
- Wait. What?
- The map.
1591
01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:41,834
I put the map in here. I know I said he...
1592
01:40:42,835 --> 01:40:46,380
It's kind of random. I don't know.
I was just trying to throw you off.
1593
01:40:46,463 --> 01:40:50,884
I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...
1594
01:40:50,968 --> 01:40:52,469
I fell in love with her.
1595
01:40:53,595 --> 01:40:56,181
And then she left me for my boss.
1596
01:40:57,182 --> 01:40:58,433
And I was devastated.
1597
01:40:59,434 --> 01:41:03,897
And I promised myself that I would never
let anyone make me feel that way again.
1598
01:41:04,898 --> 01:41:06,400
And then I met you.
1599
01:41:07,401 --> 01:41:13,323
And so I put the map on the wall
because I wanted to see you again.
1600
01:41:16,702 --> 01:41:19,121
Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.
1601
01:41:19,204 --> 01:41:21,790
- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.
1602
01:41:21,874 --> 01:41:23,834
Probably. Good thing, you know?
1603
01:41:25,335 --> 01:41:31,466
But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and...
1604
01:41:31,550 --> 01:41:37,681
And I guess what I'm trying to say,
Lucy, is I love you.
1605
01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:52,196
Try it again. Try it again.
1606
01:41:52,279 --> 01:41:54,198
I love you, Lucy.
1607
01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:57,367
Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.
1608
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:01,079
Maybe I should just...
1609
01:42:01,163 --> 01:42:03,957
- You should stay.
- Sort of awkward that you're not...
1610
01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:05,667
Oh, my God.
1611
01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:07,586
Love him back! Right?
1612
01:42:07,669 --> 01:42:13,175
- Yeah, I think you should love him back.
- You should love him back.
1613
01:42:13,258 --> 01:42:17,513
I know that was sweet, but you don't know
what the context is, so...
1614
01:42:17,596 --> 01:42:19,598
- Love him back.
- Love him back!
1615
01:42:19,681 --> 01:42:24,353
-
Love him back! Love him back!
- Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now.
1616
01:42:24,436 --> 01:42:28,148
-
Love him back! Love him back!
- Whoa, okay. Okay, this is...
1617
01:42:28,232 --> 01:42:31,193
Love him back! Love him back!
1618
01:42:31,276 --> 01:42:34,488
Okay, enough! Be quiet.
1619
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:51,088
Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.
1620
01:42:57,261 --> 01:42:58,095
Hi.
1621
01:42:59,096 --> 01:43:02,349
I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing.
1622
01:43:07,104 --> 01:43:09,773
{\an8}I changed the name of the hotel.
1623
01:43:10,858 --> 01:43:13,110
{\an8}It's no big deal.
1624
01:43:20,742 --> 01:43:25,664
Okay, if I didn't do this, they would
all turn on me, so this is for them.
1625
01:43:35,883 --> 01:43:39,011
You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.
1626
01:43:40,012 --> 01:43:40,846
Why's that?
1627
01:43:41,847 --> 01:43:44,558
Because I love you too.
1628
01:43:45,809 --> 01:43:48,061
Okay, okay.
1629
01:44:51,834 --> 01:44:56,755
Okay. Hi. Okay...
1630
01:44:58,799 --> 01:45:01,718
This is the bottle
from the first whiskey we shared together.
1631
01:45:01,802 --> 01:45:06,807
And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,
1632
01:45:08,183 --> 01:45:12,271
and this is the hotel room key from
when Lucy and I first started connecting...
1633
01:45:12,354 --> 01:45:13,981
What are you doing?
1634
01:45:14,064 --> 01:45:17,943
I'm doing the thing about the stuff,
you know, that the other people did.
1635
01:45:18,944 --> 01:45:20,779
I'm sorry. She has no manners.
1636
01:45:20,863 --> 01:45:24,116
Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this
1637
01:45:24,199 --> 01:45:26,118
because we're never breaking up.
1638
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Not even in a zombie apocalypse.
1639
01:45:27,703 --> 01:45:30,372
I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.
1640
01:45:30,455 --> 01:45:34,209
We don't use that term. It's derogatory.
1641
01:45:34,293 --> 01:45:36,920
No, taught you so well.
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