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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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He spent the carnival trying to win me
one of those giant bears.
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Spent all his money, has really bad aim.
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All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.
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Then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.
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I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,
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and he's playing
Halo
and contemplating a penis tattoo.
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So I just said it.
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"Maybe we should break up."
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And I was expecting him to say,
"No, I can't live without you, Lucy."
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But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right."
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And that was it.
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Now all I have left of our love
is this sad, second-place duck.
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And all his worldly possessions.
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Lucy, is this his retainer?
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He used to take it out
when we'd make out or have a snack.
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My favorite memories.
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He needs this. He has a shark mouth.
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Don't listen to Amanda.
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Your collecting is quirky and adorable.
You're basically an anthropologist.
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Correct, Nadine.
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I live in a cave of souvenirs,
like
The Little Mermaid.
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- Nothing wrong with being sentimental.
- Sentimental?
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It was sentimental when we were 12.
This is full mental.
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A bike tire?
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Okay, this is active trash.
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What the hell?
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- A used condom?
- It's not used. It's in the package.
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Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble?
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That's different.
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That's not his.
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I'm sorry, Luce.
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Okay. Breakup tradition.
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Let's wait outside of the liquor store
for someone to buy us a box of wine.
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- And then drink it through Twizzlers.
- Yes!
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.
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Wait, are these his car keys?
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Vroom, vroom, bitch.
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Lucy, we're leaving.
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Lucy, let's go!
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Lucy!
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- Found it.
- What's happening,
Grey Gardens?
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Guest list for the Meszaros opening
at the gallery tonight.
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If I lost this, Eva would skin me alive.
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- Okay, she can't possibly be that scary.
- She's terrifying.
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Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist
in New York.
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- As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.
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You're in law school.
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Whatever. I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.
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-
I love you.
- Maybe one day,
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our paths will cross again.
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Look at that little baby model. She has no
idea she's an endangered species.
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Are you gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?
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Destiny has other plans for us.
Maybe we'll meet in another life.
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- Does she know that? Oh, God.
- That I believe in reincarnation?
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- Well, I saw that coming.
- You know what else I love about Max?
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Oh, please. We're
waiting with bated breath.
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Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti.
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Nadine, I've said it five times.
Confetti is trash that falls from the sky.
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Max is a fully grown man.
I went to his place in the West Village.
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What?
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And he cooked me dinner
with ingredients he had in the fridge.
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- He has a fridge?
- What?
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And you know what else he has?
Coffee-table books.
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So he has a trust fund.
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I can't hear his roommates having sex
through the walls because he has none.
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You guys are using those noise-canceling
headphones I got you, right?
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They don't work. You are so loud.
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- Sorry.
- Just can't believe he chose little old me.
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- That literally makes no sense.
- Are you joking? You are a literal goddess.
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Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed?
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There's no need. I'm satisfying him
in all areas. What more could he want?
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Don't be stupid.
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The first time Jeff was ever inside me,
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I told him I would castrate him
if he ever spoke to another human woman.
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Fine. I'll confirm tonight.
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After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,
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it'll be the greatest night of my life.
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That's what people say in horror movies
before they get herpes and die.
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I'm going to work now.
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No.
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Little souvenir. This was fun.
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- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.
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Snacks for later. Come find it.
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She seems so happy.
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What...?
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- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.
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What are you doing? Please, don't.
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- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.
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Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.
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- I'm not...
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.
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Really? Are you serious?
This is a private car.
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- You're everyone's private driver. Clever.
- No, no, no.
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That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying.
Can you please get out of my car?
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I selected "no talking."
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- Listen, Adolfo, I...
- Adolfo?
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- I would love to hear your story.
- Okay.
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It's just that I've had the worst night
of my life, and I just wanna go home.
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Where are you going?
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7023 Decatur.
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Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.
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Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.
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Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo?
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Well, this belonged to Max, and it's
practically all I have left of our love
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because tonight,
he shook up my life to its very core.
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It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.
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I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.
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This is my favorite part.
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Just before the show
when all the art is hung.
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It feels like we're getting
the toy store ready for Christmas.
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Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.
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I love her so much, gives me diarrhea.
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She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.
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Gave Basquiat his first solo show.
I just wanna grow up to be her.
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Thrilled that I pay you to socialize.
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Max, we are meeting
with Marlene Dumas this afternoon.
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Word is, she split with Zwirner.
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Strategy session, my office.
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Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.
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Oh, wait. Excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?
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Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.
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I read that she prefers the paintings
that embarrass her.
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You are my favorite secret weapon.
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God, you make me look good.
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- Wait, he actually said those words?
- He was paying me a compliment.
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I'm sure the first rule of compliments is,
don't reference yourself in a compliment.
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- Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story.
- Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car.
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Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.
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- No one suspected a thing.
- What's going on with you and Max?
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Can I help you, Harvard?
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I may not have feelings,
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a love life of my own,
or any friends, for that matter,
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but I do have eyes.
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Okay, you're loitering.
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Junior year,
I took a gender study class at Harvard...
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There it is.
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About the social expectations
in a woman's life,
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and I think you're unconsciously
subjugating yourself to prop him up.
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- Classic overachiever.
- She seems really smart.
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So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,
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which is why I'm an absolute vision.
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Thank you.
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Again!
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You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.
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Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.
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- Do they teach you that at Harvard?
- Yeah. It's a general education course.
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- Sounds really fun.
- Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational.
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Have you seen Max tonight?
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Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Me? I don't know. I'm not fun.
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Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.
I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew.
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Sue me. Sue me.
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Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,
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and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.
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- Hello...
- Eva.
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- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.
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I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.
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- Well, that is... It's great to hear.
- So you're up.
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What?
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Max is giving remarks.
Get up there. Introduce him.
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To be honest, I've had a few tequilas.
I don't think...
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I'm not your sorority sister. Just go.
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So like any booze bag with a fear
of public speaking, I had more.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and those who do not subscribe
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to traditional gender roles
that are a product of patriarchal society.
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Am I right?
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Sorry.
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I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.
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Max joined Woolf in 2014.
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Where was I?
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Told you so.
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Fuck this. Okay.
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Question for the group.
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Speaking of the devil here, when did
dating one person become uncool?
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Because I don't understand.
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Jane Austen,
she didn't write about polyamory.
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No, no, no. It was just
Emma.
It wasn't
Emmas.
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Oh, we are living in very muddy times.
People are lying constantly.
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- Oh, shit.
- I know.
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We only have 10 years before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,
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but I swear,
the most sacred resource is not the ozone.
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Oh, no. It's honesty.
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- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy...
- Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir.
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You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That...
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Are you...?
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Lucy?
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Lucy, I know. I know.
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- I know.
- Who is she?
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It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated.
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Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast.
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I don't even use that word,
but it fits for you. You are so funny.
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But we're in completely different places
in our lives.
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I'm 35 years old. I
need to find that thing.
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And that thing is not me?
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This sucks.
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Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow.
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Right. That's nice of her.
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Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.
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Eva doesn't think you should come back...
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ever.
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I'm fired?
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Honestly, I think you're better off
without him.
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Came to New York to have my own gallery.
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I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.
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I'm doomed.
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Hello?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm sorry, Adolfo.
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Yeah. No, I'll cancel.
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Okay.
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You're not Adolfo? Who are you?
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My name is Nick.
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What? Nick, you just drove me home?
Are you insane?
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What was the plan? You're just gonna...
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What? Weaken me with paint fumes
and then just knock me out with lumber?
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- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked.
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- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!
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00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,616
- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!
222
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,577
- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.
223
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,457
Okay. Good night. Thanks.
224
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,177
- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.
225
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,679
- Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones.
- But they make the best accessories.
226
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,767
Yeah, but a shared value system is the key
to everlasting love.
227
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,726
I hate everyone, and I want them to die.
228
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,812
So does Jeff. That's why
we've been together for six years.
229
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,317
Jeff never speaks.
That's why you've been together.
230
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,818
No, but he comes alive when we make love.
231
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,539
Max broke up with me.
232
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,707
And I'm fired.
233
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,490
I can't believe it's over.
234
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,200
Is that a crab cake?
235
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,078
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.
236
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,624
That...
237
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:02,086
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great.
238
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:19,270
I can't live like this.
We're getting smell complaints.
239
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,731
Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?
240
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,649
No.
241
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,025
- Here.
- My breasts?
242
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,321
No. Underneath your breasts.
It's called your heart.
243
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,506
- Oh, my God.
- This is where people keep their hearts.
244
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,700
Try and be sensitive.
245
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,493
Lucy.
246
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,163
You wanna try getting out of bed today?
247
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,332
- I'm busy.
- Doing what?
248
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,211
This lady's teaching me
to French braid my hair.
249
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,796
It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.
250
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,549
Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair for three weeks?
251
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:52,428
- My vibrator will never break my heart.
- Can we be sex positive?
252
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,556
No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.
253
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,390
Is Jeff in here?
254
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,644
Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?
255
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,855
You can't have a good relationship
because you're mourning the old one.
256
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,524
She's right. You live in the past.
257
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:08,193
Yeah. It's because the past is filled
with memories and happy times.
258
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,615
How is someone your everything one minute
and then they forget you the next?
259
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,951
Ask Nadine.
She's dumps bitches on the regular.
260
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,496
- This is not about me.
- Nadine.
261
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,499
- Don't do that.
- That's it.
262
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,960
Hey! No! Amanda, stop.
263
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,376
Stop it! Come on.
264
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,752
- No!
- Please, don't. Please.
265
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,589
I need these things.
Okay? Trust my process.
266
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,343
We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.
267
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886
- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.
268
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,682
Getting rid of things doesn't mean
getting rid of the memories.
269
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,726
- Marie Kondo says...
- We do not speak of her in this house.
270
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,813
Okay, these things,
they can't just end up in some landfill.
271
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,856
Do these things spark joy?
272
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,067
- Does this spark joy?
- Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.
273
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,568
- Seriously?
- Yes.
274
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:51,363
At least get rid of the ex memorabilia.
Give it back to them.
275
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,284
- What? I just call my exes out of the blue?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,911
- The ex memorial goes today.
- Fine.
277
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,122
Okay, a few things.
278
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,875
Not this.
279
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,003
Yeah, Luce, I don't...
I don't think that I can accept this.
280
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,923
Don't you have a box under your bed where
you keep mementos from past relationships?
281
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:15,846
Yeah, I do. And I even have,
like, a thing or two from us, but...
282
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,390
What?
283
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:22,769
Well, like, your collecting is...
284
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,063
It's creepy.
285
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:29,609
I couldn't be with someone who just needed
to memorialize every second of every day.
286
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:33,404
And not to mention your room.
I mean, whenever I would stay over...
287
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,074
it was like hooking up in a mausoleum.
288
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,161
- I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list.
- I don't...
289
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,288
We broke up because of my stuff?
290
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,790
Not no.
291
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,755
I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.
292
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,799
Crap? What? You have a whole shelf
of crap back there.
293
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,259
Those were my mother's.
294
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,346
Oh, so you get it. Right?
295
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,516
- No. Those are collectibles. This is crap.
- This is ridiculous.
296
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:04,685
Literally, no one understands me,
so I'm just gonna just be on my way.
297
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,314
Okay. Are we done?
298
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,442
No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?
299
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:14,570
Even after she ghosted me...
300
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,698
I still keep them.
301
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,452
It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.
302
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,588
Nick, Marcos.
303
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,923
- Bump up.
- The usual?
304
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,593
- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?
305
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,846
Yeah. Eviction notice.
306
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,141
- I wouldn't say terrible.
- We have 30 days to open.
307
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,309
Our entire livelihood is in danger.
308
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,436
I don't know how I'm gonna feed
my pregnant wife,
309
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,772
but other than that, it's pretty good.
310
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,067
Welcome to the hospitality industry.
Basically a slow death.
311
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737
Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?
Why would you say that?
312
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,573
- Get out.
- Fine, I will.
313
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,785
I have to explain to my pregnant wife that
we're not gonna have money in two weeks.
314
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,787
- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.
315
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,454
- You complete me.
- Goodbye.
316
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,999
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.
317
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,165
- Goodbye.
- Later.
318
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,546
Goodbye. Don't touch me.
Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody?
319
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,763
You'll like it here.
Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good.
320
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,856
It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation.
321
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,317
Yeah.
322
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,737
Okay.
323
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,656
You got this. Okay.
324
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,451
Thank you.
325
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,123
Excuse me. Can I help you?
326
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:52,001
Hey, girl. Cute dress.
I'm just meeting a friend.
327
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,214
- What friend?
- Those ones. Over there. That's my friend.
328
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,467
- Oh, shit.
- That guy just saw you and ducked.
329
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,635
No, no, no. He just dropped his menu.
330
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,640
- I just gotta talk to him for five minutes.
- I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.
331
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,852
Oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick.
What's up, dude?
332
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,686
- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?
333
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,565
- It's a long story.
- Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave.
334
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,234
"Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax.
335
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,528
- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.
336
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:23,491
And you tell people where to sit
for a living. And your dress is undone.
337
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,913
Unhandle me! What the...?
338
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,250
- I care for you so much.
- Let go of me!
339
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,337
- Okay. You can let me go.
- That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
340
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,298
I had it under control
until you interfered.
341
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,594
You magically show up everywhere.
Are you my stalker?
342
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,557
I think the words
you're looking for are "thank you."
343
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,559
And then I say, "You're welcome."
344
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560
I'm Lucy.
345
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,605
Charmed, I'm sure.
346
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,609
You good, Lucy?
347
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,738
- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.
348
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,906
I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait.
349
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,201
Hey, hello. What?
350
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,246
You just manhandled me, and you're gonna
just leave me alone on the street?
351
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,290
Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her?
352
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,416
- No, no, no.
- No.
353
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,210
I see what's going on. You just hit her.
354
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,086
- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!
355
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,047
- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.
356
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,650
- I didn't hit her.
- This is my fault.
357
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,884
This is not your fault.
358
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:27,890
Being a woman is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay?
359
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,309
But today is not that day
because we are gonna fight him.
360
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,712
- Come at me, homey.
- I really...
361
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,769
- Come at me!
- Oh, no.
362
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,522
- Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!
363
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,232
This is all your fault.
364
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,943
I'm so sorry.
We should get some ice on that.
365
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,029
Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?
366
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,074
No. Only a terrible person would
leave you alone in your time of need.
367
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,036
Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.
368
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,328
No. I'm nice.
369
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332
If you got to know me,
you'd be obsessed with me.
370
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:05,134
Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game.
This is where you actually murder me.
371
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:08,846
- And yet you are still following me.
- What? You're a squatter?
372
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,891
- I guess so.
- Construction worker?
373
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,976
- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?
374
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,728
- If you must know...
- I must.
375
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,940
It's an old YMCA,
and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.
376
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,358
- What? You're serious?
- Yes.
377
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,068
Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.
378
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,989
I'm building a place that feels
like the spots I fell in love with
379
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,406
when I first moved to New York.
380
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,951
Those little places that only exist here.
381
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,577
But I've spent five years,
382
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:38,000
and, as you can see, every cent
that I have, and it's all falling to shit.
383
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,295
So, what are you gonna do?
384
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:43,923
Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?
385
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,593
Nothing gets by you.
386
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,512
What's gonna happen up there?
387
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,182
That's phase two.
I can't afford to touch it right now.
388
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,604
- Still hurts?
- Yeah. Just a bit.
389
00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,606
- Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?
390
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,026
Can't have ice touching the skin.
You need a middleman.
391
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,488
Okay. Do you want whiskey?
392
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,448
Yes, please.
393
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,954
She really got you good, huh?
394
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,875
Yeah. She sure did.
395
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,503
Here. This will cure what ails you.
396
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:28,801
Wow, whiskey really is
Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?
397
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,181
What have you got in here, Lucy?
398
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,182
Oh, my God.
399
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,558
An espresso machine?
400
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,019
- Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.
401
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,438
-
Cat in the Hat.
- Okay.
402
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,607
- Yep.
- Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings?
403
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,652
You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah.
404
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,403
- I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.
405
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,032
- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.
406
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,662
That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.
407
00:24:55,746 --> 00:25:01,250
You collect these things in anticipation
that your relationships are going to end.
408
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,169
- No.
- It's crazy.
409
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,380
No, no, no. You're wrong.
They're a celebration of memories.
410
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,173
- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.
411
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:10,176
- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop!
412
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:13,387
You want evidence that your relationships
existed in the first place.
413
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,768
Are you afraid that you won't remember
the guys you dated?
414
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,313
I don't need to explain myself to you.
415
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:25,608
How about you? You've never collected
anything from a past relationship?
416
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486
No. I'm a minimalist.
417
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,989
I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.
418
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:33,616
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out.
419
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,244
Nice. You're one of those.
420
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,996
Yeah. One of...
421
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,664
- One of what?
- You know.
422
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,125
"I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody."
423
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,502
But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.
424
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,089
Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.
425
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:52,344
Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait
for the new show:
Uplift the Nation.
426
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:55,305
So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?
427
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,683
That's a good question.
428
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,813
When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?
429
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,358
- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.
430
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,734
- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.
431
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,279
- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
432
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,865
- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.
433
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,410
This...
434
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,997
Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed.
435
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,833
Would you look at that?
436
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,213
Kind of looks cool.
437
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,383
It's like art in a gallery.
438
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,134
The Sad Gallery.
439
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,762
More like the Broken Heart Gallery.
440
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,057
Do you have a marker?
441
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,854
- What?
- You have a marker, I just...
442
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,230
- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.
443
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,231
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?
444
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,152
I'm feeling inspired. Let me express.
445
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,740
Think fast.
446
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:56,991
Nice.
447
00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:00,871
Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.
448
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,811
Thank you for letting me express myself.
449
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,689
You're welcome.
450
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,945
Wait. What's the security like
in this place?
451
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,697
Is there security?
452
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,700
You're worried that someone is gonna
break into my unfinished hotel
453
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,493
and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie?
454
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,788
No. That won't happen, right?
455
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,289
- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.
456
00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,667
No, you're right. I should leave it.
457
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,502
Yeah, I can leave this.
458
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:53,173
It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it.
459
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,968
No. I can't, actual... No.
460
00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:58,679
- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?
461
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:01,557
- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.
462
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,310
No, I'm... I'm gonna go. But I will... Bye.
463
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,398
- Bye.
- He was my high school sweetheart.
464
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:13,442
He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.
465
00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:17,280
But smoked too much weed, wouldn't call
you back. He would be a terrible husband.
466
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,615
I make my husband wear it when we ♪♪♪♪.
467
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,451
Lucy? Babe?
468
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,578
Are you okay?
469
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,163
Maybe you could try to get a job?
470
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,539
My birthday week is coming up,
471
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,875
and I expect a really thoughtful
and expensive gift.
472
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,878
- There's no birthday week.
- Yes. It's the week of your birthday.
473
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,547
You're not a 16th-century monarch.
474
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:37,259
You can't command multiple days
for your personal festivities.
475
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,135
Remember our Monopoly tournaments?
476
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,930
Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
477
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:46,684
Anyway, last night, it was rough.
478
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,770
I wish I could talk to you about it.
479
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:51,771
Bye.
480
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,027
Lucy.
481
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,613
Nick?
482
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:58,905
Can I come in?
483
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:04,036
No. No, no, no. Lucy is dead.
484
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,746
How'd she die?
485
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,080
- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.
486
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,958
She had such a nice head.
487
00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:15,005
And you are not wearing any pants.
488
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,009
Pants. No. Not wearing those.
489
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,555
Shoelaces in a bag?
490
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,266
Go ahead. Judge me.
491
00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:27,976
No judgments.
492
00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:32,480
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- I wanna show you something. Come on.
493
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,900
- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.
494
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,027
Those bitches.
495
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,663
Okay. So this map was just here
when you showed up this morning?
496
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,790
- Yep.
- Who could have left it?
497
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,876
I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,
498
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,838
one of your multiple personalities?
499
00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,423
This is amazing.
500
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:03,971
There are broken people out there like me,
people who need to let go and move on.
501
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:07,182
Good. Well, you can take the stuff
and move on.
502
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:11,228
There's nowhere else like this.
I wish someone had done this for me.
503
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,896
The Broken Heart Gallery could be
a community service.
504
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,273
No. This is my hotel.
505
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:19,819
It is not some sort of Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.
506
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,946
- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.
507
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,740
No. We've been through this.
508
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,535
Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes
you were talking about?
509
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:27,869
I didn't say... I...
510
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,913
- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.
511
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,707
Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.
512
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,875
Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now?
513
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,421
That would explain why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.
514
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,982
- Can you not...? Don't listen to him.
- Friendship. Servitude.
515
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,968
I am the godfather to his unborn child.
516
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:46,221
No, he's lobbying
for the position of godfather.
517
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:50,057
Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?
518
00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:52,603
Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?
519
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,980
No. Maybe my TV guide.
520
00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:56,898
- Am I right?
- Terrible dad joke.
521
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,400
I like her. Let's get to work.
522
00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,609
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
523
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:02,237
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
524
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,448
I can help. I...
525
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,117
I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.
526
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:09,661
- No.
- No, I can help.
527
00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:15,083
I can... I can paint. I can saw.
I can lift and lay tile, grout.
528
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,792
- Is that...? That's a thing.
- Yeah.
529
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,127
It's not gonna happen.
530
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:22,673
That sounds like free labor,
and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you?
531
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:23,674
You do. Come on.
532
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,094
- Come on.
- You don't have a plan for the balcony yet.
533
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:30,057
I did say I had a plan for the balcony.
I said it was phase two.
534
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,601
Sorry, balconies are really important.
535
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,102
- He gets it.
- They're essential.
536
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:36,521
- What is going on?
- Two people agreeing.
537
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:39,607
- Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know.
- We're bonding. We're friends?
538
00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,484
We should take it step by step, but sure.
539
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:42,986
- Okay.
- It's a good start.
540
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:44,988
- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?
541
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573
- No. No.
- Hell, yes.
542
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:49,660
Of course. We could use the help.
You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning.
543
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:52,287
Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.
544
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:55,582
We do love oat milk. You can
get almond milk if you don't have it.
545
00:31:55,665 --> 00:32:00,045
Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it.
But nothing with actual dairy.
546
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,838
He gets really sensitive in his tummy.
547
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,842
- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.
548
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,343
- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.
549
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,721
- Tell me more about his tummy.
- This is not happening. There is no tummy.
550
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,138
Goodbye.
551
00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:13,517
- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.
552
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,141
This is Morris.
553
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,476
My husband and I got him together.
554
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:57,894
My husband left.
555
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,190
Morris took it pretty hard.
556
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:04,567
Yeah, he died immediately.
557
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:10,990
Let me get this straight. You are collecting
other people's junk in addition to your own?
558
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:15,369
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
I should text Max about this.
559
00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:17,748
- He likes to be up to date with galleries.
- No.
560
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:20,166
- Don't do that.
- You're right. I'll slide in the DMs.
561
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,586
- That's more chill.
- You need to get a grip.
562
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,962
He is dating a doctor
with the face of an angel.
563
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,381
You're a monster.
564
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:29,550
Thank you.
Okay, you need some sexual Listerine.
565
00:33:29,634 --> 00:33:30,969
Jeff agrees.
566
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:33,846
What about that new guy, Nick?
567
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:37,934
Last time I slept with someone
I worked with, it ended very badly.
568
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,577
Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.
569
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,438
Thank you.
570
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:44,942
Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?
571
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,986
I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke.
572
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,072
It combines my favorite things,
murder and karaoke.
573
00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:51,990
- A heavenly combo.
- A perfect combination.
574
00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:54,451
You guys.
575
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,244
I am in love.
576
00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:59,914
Her name is Irina, and she's got
tiny baby bones like a baby chick,
577
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,751
and I just wanna build a nest for her
and chew her food for her and feed her.
578
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,461
Jesus, I give it two weeks.
579
00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,007
Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?
580
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,927
She's right. You've banged more
Russian models than a tech billionaire.
581
00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,137
- If you were a guy, we would hate you.
- Yeah.
582
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,764
- I don't need this.
- Yes, you do.
583
00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:19,893
- No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay.
- Yes, you do. Eat the pasta.
584
00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:25,773
Hey, Nick, I...
585
00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:29,695
- I can't work anymore this week, dude.
- Why?
586
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:35,117
Your homeboy's been commissioned to build
a new table for that hotel in Fort Green.
587
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,661
Really? That place is so cheesy.
588
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,956
Oh, my God. How dare I take their money
when you don't like their mason jars.
589
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,708
Look, man, I know...
590
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:46,043
I know things are tough,
but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday,
591
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,045
and I will get you your money.
592
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,548
- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?
593
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,759
Can I see the list, or...?
594
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:55,262
- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.
595
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,472
- Come on.
- I can't keep doing this, man.
596
00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,309
I got a family. All right?
I have responsibilities. I'm sorry.
597
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,646
Don't shut off on me. I...
598
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,440
Show me those blushy cheeks.
599
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:09,400
Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside
when I see them. Show me...
600
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,695
I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay?
601
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,362
All right.
602
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,824
Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?
603
00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:18,327
Because I am. Check me out.
604
00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:20,996
Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.
605
00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:24,916
- Here is your coffee, Marky Mark.
- All right, Lucy Liu.
606
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:29,338
- And then, for you, I got the special milks.
- Thank you.
607
00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:31,380
- Dude.
- Sorry.
608
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,469
Her Majesty looks a little upset
this morning, so tread lightly.
609
00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:39,764
Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings?
Because the CFO has arrived.
610
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,682
Chief Feelings Officer is here.
611
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:45,144
- Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys.
- God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.
612
00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:46,355
- See you, dude.
- Bye.
613
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,983
- Who is that?
- Yeah, you're in the right place.
614
00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:52,945
- Hi.
- Hey.
615
00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:57,824
- Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery?
- Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing?
616
00:35:57,907 --> 00:36:01,161
Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.
617
00:36:01,244 --> 00:36:02,829
Yeah. Willhelmina.
618
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,914
So how's this whole thing work?
619
00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,835
I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?
620
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:12,213
Well, why don't you we start
by you telling me what you brought and why?
621
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:16,635
Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually...
622
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:17,802
Oh, wait. Pause.
623
00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,097
Do you mind if I record this?
624
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,766
- Just, you know, for our socials.
- Yeah. Sure.
625
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,434
Take a step back against this.
626
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,228
- Right. Here?
- Ooh, that is perfect.
627
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,771
And go.
628
00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:29,356
I was in the hospital.
629
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:32,192
I was recovering
from a pretty nasty skydiving accident.
630
00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:35,778
She was my nurse
and had a body cast covered all my tats,
631
00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,322
so Gina, she drew these ones on for me.
632
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:40,367
When I could walk, I asked her to marry me.
633
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,536
But then she changed her mind
three weeks later.
634
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:44,788
- No.
- Damn, Gina.
635
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,373
Anyway, time passed,
636
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:51,210
but this just sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.
637
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:56,757
- How long have you held on to it for?
- Six... Five years. Five years.
638
00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:00,846
Feels good to admit that, you know?
Then I heard about this place, so...
639
00:37:00,929 --> 00:37:03,514
And how exactly did you hear
about this place?
640
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:06,684
- My masseuse's Instagram.
- And how did your masseuse hear about it?
641
00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:09,688
Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?
642
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:12,398
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.
643
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,152
It has an odor.
644
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,903
Okay.
645
00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:18,362
- You did it.
- I did it.
646
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,739
How does it feel?
647
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:24,786
This is the first time in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.
648
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,329
- Really?
- Yeah.
649
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,208
That's amazing. Thank you.
650
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,628
If you ever wanna see this again,
you can visit any time.
651
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,713
- It'll be in my care, right here.
- Okay.
652
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:37,715
Or, perhaps, at another location.
653
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:40,385
No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.
654
00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:43,387
- Who is he?
- Just one last thing.
655
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:46,057
We just ask for a small donation.
656
00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,518
- Just to keep the gallery going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
657
00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:51,771
There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.
658
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,356
- Perfect.
- All right.
659
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,067
Thank you so much.
660
00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,653
We're in business, baby.
661
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,365
And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams.
662
00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,994
I'm going to take this.
663
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,210
Thing about breakups is,
664
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,963
someone can ruin your life
just by disappearing, you know?
665
00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:19,173
And then you hang on to the hope
that they'll barrel through your door
666
00:38:19,257 --> 00:38:22,760
full of believable explanations
as to why they didn't actually ghost you,
667
00:38:22,844 --> 00:38:25,806
or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.
668
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:29,809
So what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.
669
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:33,271
So, heartbroken,
I would spoon it little by little
670
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:36,650
while listening to Michael Bolton's
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again."
671
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:38,235
It's rancid now.
672
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,530
Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul.
I hate you. Just kidding.
673
00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:42,739
I hope you die.
674
00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:44,032
How do you get over someone?
675
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:46,869
You just press some button on your body
and morph into a cyborg?
676
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:50,163
Just keep going.
Don't look back, don't dwell on anything.
677
00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:52,291
Okay, so you just bottle everything up
678
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:55,293
until you implode
in a fiery act of self-destruction?
679
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:58,422
No. I manage my expectations.
680
00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:06,262
Marcos took another job.
681
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:09,307
Our interior designer quit last week,
but I'm fine.
682
00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:10,893
I'm not upset. Why?
683
00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:15,355
Because I saw it coming a mile away
and I managed my expectations.
684
00:39:15,438 --> 00:39:20,152
Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone,
which is why you're not asking me right now.
685
00:39:21,152 --> 00:39:24,239
- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.
686
00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:25,574
- Come on!
- Good God.
687
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,784
Designer is just a fancy word for curator.
Or it's the other way around.
688
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:31,788
I don't know, but regardless,
there's cool stuff all around us.
689
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,789
You just need someone
to help you look for it.
690
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:37,335
Okay, but cool stuff means expensive,
and I'm pretty much broke.
691
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:41,340
The key to collecting is seeing value
where others usually don't.
692
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:44,050
You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.
693
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,552
Kind of like relationships.
694
00:39:45,635 --> 00:39:48,387
And where might one find these treasures?
695
00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:49,722
Well, it is moving day.
696
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,974
First day of the month,
leases start and end,
697
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:55,646
so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold
out on these streets.
698
00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:58,523
She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.
699
00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:02,402
- She looks like rats live inside of her.
- Then she's habitable.
700
00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:06,072
Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe.
We are... We're not walking.
701
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,659
Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show.
702
00:40:09,742 --> 00:40:10,661
Oh, my God.
703
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,746
How do I seem to find myself
in this predicament?
704
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:20,838
I'm tired. Can we take a break?
705
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,130
Absolutely not. This was your idea.
706
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:26,342
Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.
707
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,427
- My life story?
- Yeah.
708
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,179
But my life hasn't even happened yet.
709
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,141
Don't you ever think about
what you're gonna tell your biographer?
710
00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:37,563
- Is that something you think about?
- All the time. It'll begin as such:
711
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,815
"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."
712
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,693
Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.
713
00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:45,653
Okay. Your life story. Go.
714
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,739
- Really?
- Yes.
715
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:54,329
My parents really never settled down.
We moved a ton.
716
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,081
That must have been hard.
717
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,168
Think it make... Made me independent.
718
00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,711
So where would you go on holidays?
719
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,422
Grandma's house.
720
00:41:04,422 --> 00:41:06,257
Tell me more about G-Ma.
721
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:11,012
Well, she lived in this little place
called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin.
722
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,056
She looked like a Keebler elf.
723
00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:17,978
My grandma loved two things,
football and boxing.
724
00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:20,355
- She chewed tobacco till she was 90.
- Nice.
725
00:41:20,438 --> 00:41:23,108
And I always thought
she was this sweet old grandma,
726
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,110
but it turns out
she was a bookie her entire life.
727
00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:29,322
- Okay, Grandma.
- I know. What a badass!
728
00:41:29,405 --> 00:41:33,076
After she died, they found
a wad of cash under her mattress.
729
00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,579
And she left it for me.
730
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:38,623
- So that's what you used to start the Chloe.
- Yeah.
731
00:41:38,706 --> 00:41:41,626
And then you named it after her?
That's such a sweet tribute.
732
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,588
- I didn't actually...
- Ice cream!
733
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:48,925
Hey!
734
00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,519
You know, we still haven't been
to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn.
735
00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:02,146
Only real insiders know about it.
736
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:05,483
And what about you? Why New York?
737
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,318
I followed a man.
738
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,780
Did the man know you were following him?
739
00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:13,617
He did when I snuck into his apartment,
impaled him with an ice pick
740
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,786
and feasted on his remains.
741
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,286
Frightening.
742
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,789
But what's the real reason?
743
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:27,588
Well, growing up, my mom was
an art history professor at Bard.
744
00:42:27,672 --> 00:42:30,342
So it was winter like
90 months of the year.
745
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:34,012
So every weekend,
she'd take me to the Hessel Museum.
746
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:40,309
And she taught me that art
tells stories about people, places,
747
00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:43,105
movements, moments in time.
748
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:50,112
The coolest thing about my mom is,
she really sees art...
749
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,030
in everything.
750
00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:55,032
Like, anywhere.
751
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,248
What city has more art than New York?
752
00:43:07,545 --> 00:43:12,217
You know, I think this project is really
having a positive impact on me.
753
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,594
I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.
754
00:43:14,677 --> 00:43:17,097
And then feel my bag. It's so light.
755
00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:21,018
I am growing too.
I have not called you a hoarder today.
756
00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,311
Typical man.
757
00:43:22,393 --> 00:43:24,980
Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.
758
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,773
Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
759
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,318
Do you want anything?
760
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,153
No, I quit coffee.
Only water or booze for this temple.
761
00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:33,989
I'm Paleo.
762
00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:38,492
- I'm not sure that's what Paleo means.
- No, no. It has to do with nuts.
763
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,663
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
764
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,083
- Hi there.
- Hi.
765
00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:49,630
I'm here for the 72-inch television.
766
00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:53,132
You guys are like
the last book shop on earth, huh?
767
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:55,135
We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.
768
00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:58,931
Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that...
769
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,724
It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.
770
00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:04,143
- Have a great day.
- All right.
771
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:09,565
- Oh, hey! Your case.
- I got it. I know him.
772
00:44:22,286 --> 00:44:24,081
Excuse me. Do you mind?
773
00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:26,750
Move! Oh, my God! Move.
774
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:31,420
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.
775
00:44:31,505 --> 00:44:33,882
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?
776
00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:35,634
- Yes.
- Thanks.
777
00:44:35,717 --> 00:44:37,510
I gotta go.
778
00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,596
Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?
779
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:42,306
Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?
780
00:44:46,561 --> 00:44:47,980
It's a first edition.
781
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:50,398
- No.
- Yeah.
782
00:44:50,481 --> 00:44:52,067
Lucy!
783
00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,403
Max!
784
00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:57,155
Hi! Oh, my God.
785
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,490
This is so random.
786
00:45:01,117 --> 00:45:02,117
Hi.
787
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:05,998
- French.
- Oh, sorry.
788
00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:10,043
I just got back from Paris,
so still in there.
789
00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:12,753
- Right.
- This is Amelia.
790
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:16,717
You saw her the night that...
791
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,302
Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so...
792
00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,929
Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great.
793
00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,682
Because last time... You know.
794
00:45:26,434 --> 00:45:28,436
Right. That night. Oh, my God.
795
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:29,646
That was such a fun night.
796
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:32,858
I was just really living my truth
and, like, enjoying myself.
797
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,318
I'm in my mid-20s.
798
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,277
You know, I barely even wash my face.
799
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,197
And sometimes I
moisturize, if I feel fancy.
800
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,117
But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...
801
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,327
Lucy! Hi.
802
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,413
There you are.
803
00:45:47,456 --> 00:45:49,416
Got the flat white for you.
804
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:53,628
- I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.
805
00:45:53,711 --> 00:45:55,880
- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.
806
00:45:55,963 --> 00:45:59,510
This one really knows
how to treat her staff, you know?
807
00:45:59,592 --> 00:46:01,719
- Staff?
- She didn't tell you?
808
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,681
Lucy started her own gallery.
809
00:46:04,764 --> 00:46:08,184
Yeah. Big deal. I mean, it's still
underground, but it's gonna be...
810
00:46:09,186 --> 00:46:12,481
It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time.
Blowing. Lots of blowing up.
811
00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:14,273
That's...
812
00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:16,108
That's exceptional.
813
00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,862
Where is it? I'd love to come visit.
814
00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:22,532
And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,
815
00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:25,159
but we are late
for that meeting with that...
816
00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,746
- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.
817
00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,248
Gagosian?
818
00:46:30,331 --> 00:46:31,333
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
819
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,543
He's like a...
How did you describe him? Like a...
820
00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:36,003
Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear.
821
00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:38,257
- Just the sweetest guy.
- Yeah.
822
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,550
You know?
823
00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:41,677
- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.
824
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,929
- We have to...
- Yeah, he hates it when we're late.
825
00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:45,389
- We should really run.
- He does.
826
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,599
- But great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
827
00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:51,353
Gagosian? Okay.
828
00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:53,063
Shit.
829
00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:56,900
He's just moved on. It's...
830
00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:59,527
Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?
831
00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:03,239
- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding me? Max aches for you.
832
00:47:03,322 --> 00:47:07,327
He said so himself.
You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle.
833
00:47:07,411 --> 00:47:11,248
- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.
834
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,000
- Yes.
- Right.
835
00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,045
- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.
836
00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:20,798
Do you think Max
and the doctor have moved in together?
837
00:47:20,882 --> 00:47:24,552
No. No, Max likes his personal space, so...
838
00:47:25,554 --> 00:47:28,974
She probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.
839
00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:31,934
What if he likes it?
840
00:47:33,228 --> 00:47:34,813
Wait, where are we?
841
00:47:34,896 --> 00:47:37,440
Great, is this the third attempt at murder?
842
00:47:37,523 --> 00:47:40,943
Can we get it over and done with, please?
Just put me out of my misery.
843
00:47:41,027 --> 00:47:43,530
Hey, Yan. Do your thing.
844
00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:57,543
- What?
- I'll never tire of that reaction.
845
00:47:57,628 --> 00:48:00,463
- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?
846
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,132
Excellent.
847
00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:04,635
Don't listen to her.
She's a glass-half-full kind of gal.
848
00:48:04,717 --> 00:48:08,847
You're right, yeah.
It's better to be a brooding cynic.
849
00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,474
Can you please go get my sign?
850
00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:14,561
So he just makes anything in neon?
851
00:48:14,644 --> 00:48:16,605
Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head
852
00:48:16,688 --> 00:48:19,148
that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."
853
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,737
Check this out. It's gonna look great
hanging in the lobby of the Chloe.
854
00:48:24,987 --> 00:48:29,909
It's Latin for "Into the middle of things."
It's what the hotel stands for.
855
00:48:29,992 --> 00:48:34,664
It's a place where people will meet
and intersect in our story.
856
00:48:35,748 --> 00:48:39,335
The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.
857
00:48:40,336 --> 00:48:43,507
See? I have feelings.
858
00:49:13,411 --> 00:49:16,664
Remember when I drove my car
into a parked school bus?
859
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:19,835
Well, I'm not the mess you once knew.
860
00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:22,170
I have my shit together.
861
00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:23,630
Promise.
862
00:49:24,630 --> 00:49:27,800
- Hey. Who was that?
- No one.
863
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:31,554
Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?
864
00:49:31,637 --> 00:49:34,391
Well, we are going to the bank.
865
00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:37,768
I have that meeting, and I am terrified.
866
00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:39,938
This is it. Make or break, right?
867
00:49:40,021 --> 00:49:43,567
- I'm coming along to play the race card.
- I think it'll be very effective.
868
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,277
- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.
869
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,322
The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.
870
00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:51,867
No. I'm cautiously optimistic
in a very negative way.
871
00:49:51,949 --> 00:49:54,327
- I've lost all hope.
- But we should probably...
872
00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:56,329
Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat.
873
00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,248
- I want you to listen to this.
- We're...
874
00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:01,251
No, come on. It'll just take a minute.
It'll be good for you.
875
00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:03,003
I need to share.
876
00:50:04,003 --> 00:50:06,130
"Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve.
877
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,965
We stole this bottle of champagne
878
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,344
and resolved to drink it together
the next year.
879
00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:13,804
But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.
880
00:50:13,889 --> 00:50:16,099
Lately, I've found myself drinking alone,
881
00:50:16,182 --> 00:50:20,228
but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."
882
00:50:20,311 --> 00:50:23,148
Nope. Nope!
883
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,443
- Nick, are you crying?
- Why...?
884
00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:29,153
No. Why would I...? What?
885
00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:31,322
Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude.
886
00:50:31,405 --> 00:50:34,159
They're about to drink a bottle together
and now he's a ghost.
887
00:50:34,242 --> 00:50:37,411
He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost.
Why would you do that to us?
888
00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:40,248
We said we're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.
889
00:50:40,331 --> 00:50:42,543
I don't know. Crying's
my favorite activity.
890
00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:44,628
- It's true. She's very good at it.
- Thank you.
891
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:48,757
Last weekend we got together, and we just
re-enacted scenes from
The Notebook.
892
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,800
- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?
893
00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:53,804
- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking...
894
00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:58,934
As much as I admire this budding friendship,
we have to go because we are running late.
895
00:50:59,016 --> 00:51:00,393
Sure.
896
00:51:00,476 --> 00:51:02,353
- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.
897
00:51:02,436 --> 00:51:04,856
- You got this. Good luck.
- I'm okay.
898
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,150
April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.
899
00:51:08,235 --> 00:51:11,237
So I show up and I do my best move for him.
900
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,114
He was just kidding.
901
00:51:13,197 --> 00:51:16,159
He actually had gotten
an over-the-pants handy
902
00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,827
from Jenny Gluck that night.
903
00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:24,376
So I've kept this yarmulke
as a reminder that men can hurt you.
904
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,447
"You're not a hoarder."
905
00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:57,617
"Thank you for saying that.
I do really appreciate that."
906
00:51:58,619 --> 00:52:00,621
"You hair looks great." "Yours does."
907
00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:02,456
"Thanking you..."
908
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:05,333
Hi. Gallery donation?
909
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:07,418
- Is Nick here?
- No.
910
00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:09,880
Just me. Us.
911
00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:12,255
Cool.
912
00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:16,094
Do you want me to tell him you stopped by?
Leave a message?
913
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,304
No.
914
00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:20,724
Okay.
915
00:52:24,268 --> 00:52:26,103
See you later.
916
00:52:28,648 --> 00:52:31,025
"She kind of seemed like a bitch."
917
00:52:31,108 --> 00:52:33,820
"Stop. You can't say that. Go.
918
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,447
No.
919
00:52:37,490 --> 00:52:39,909
No! Think about what you said."
920
00:53:09,690 --> 00:53:12,400
That was sweet but psycho.
Next up, we got Ben.
921
00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:14,527
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."
922
00:53:14,610 --> 00:53:17,864
Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my... Jeff.
923
00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:20,032
For coming to my birthday.
924
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:22,452
I know this is a really important day
for all of us,
925
00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,289
and, you know,
as I was reflecting on my last 27 years,
926
00:53:25,371 --> 00:53:27,331
I was kind of thinking ahead to my death.
927
00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,958
- What is happening?
- Eyes up.
928
00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:32,545
And I was thinking that at my funeral,
I wanna be taxidermied
929
00:53:32,628 --> 00:53:35,423
and I want a photo booth
so people can come and take photos of me.
930
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:38,177
And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.
931
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,429
- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!
932
00:53:40,512 --> 00:53:43,472
- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.
933
00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:45,559
- How's it going?
- Hi!
934
00:53:45,641 --> 00:53:48,519
- I picked up your dead man cake...
- Oh, my God, thank you.
935
00:53:48,603 --> 00:53:50,164
That you asked a
stranger to get for you.
936
00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:52,815
This is my wife Randy
and that's my baby inside of her.
937
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,568
Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.
938
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,112
Pretty terrible so far.
939
00:53:58,197 --> 00:54:01,532
Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.
940
00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,909
I'll shut up.
941
00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,798
I wanna murder your face!
942
00:54:17,882 --> 00:54:19,009
I love you!
943
00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:21,844
I wanna push you down the stairs,
I love you so much.
944
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,597
Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety?
945
00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:25,932
Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship
946
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:30,186
you can't really testify
against your friends, so I know nothing.
947
00:54:30,269 --> 00:54:33,565
- Totally.
- Hey, I have something to show you.
948
00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,860
- We're in
New York Magazine, baby!
- Oh, my God. What?
949
00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,570
- I know. It's...
- Shit.
950
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,657
- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.
951
00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:46,119
- I have moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?
952
00:54:46,202 --> 00:54:50,414
Oh, the five stages of grief.
I am angry at Max and I want revenge.
953
00:54:50,498 --> 00:54:54,253
And I'm not talking about squirting lube
all over his good suits.
954
00:54:54,335 --> 00:54:56,630
Is that something that you've done?
955
00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,675
We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.
956
00:54:59,757 --> 00:55:03,719
Gatsby style.
Call every influencer in New York.
957
00:55:06,514 --> 00:55:10,936
Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy,
but I haven't heard if I got the loan.
958
00:55:11,018 --> 00:55:14,063
It's not looking good. I'm really worried.
959
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:20,903
- But if I get it...
- We can do it?
960
00:55:22,864 --> 00:55:24,574
We can do it.
961
00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:27,702
- Yes!
- I don't know when.
962
00:55:27,786 --> 00:55:33,583
All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick
singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
963
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,751
I don't really... Lucy, I don't sing.
964
00:55:35,835 --> 00:55:40,340
We haven't spoken about this,
but I have a really shocking singing voice.
965
00:55:40,423 --> 00:55:43,510
Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment. Everyone knows that.
966
00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,219
Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself.
967
00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:48,306
That is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I should know.
968
00:55:48,389 --> 00:55:51,518
- Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick?
- Yep, coming up.
969
00:55:51,601 --> 00:55:53,769
I'm sober. I'm dead sober.
970
00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:55,898
- Thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.
971
00:55:55,981 --> 00:56:00,902
- Okay, no, this is very... We actually...
- No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you.
972
00:56:00,985 --> 00:56:03,697
- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.
973
00:56:08,034 --> 00:56:11,329
- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.
974
00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:22,007
I like this song.
975
00:56:32,016 --> 00:56:33,559
Oh, damn.
976
00:56:36,355 --> 00:56:38,440
I love you!
977
00:57:06,425 --> 00:57:08,469
- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.
978
00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:23,235
Nick, everyone!
979
00:57:24,235 --> 00:57:27,114
Does everyone remember
that it's my birthday?
980
00:57:28,114 --> 00:57:32,159
- How sad are you gonna be when I die?
- Terrified of life without you.
981
00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:35,746
Unless there's kids involved
and it will probably fill up that void.
982
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,206
But you'll be missed.
983
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:41,003
- You can't marry within a year.
- I won't. Who would I marry?
984
00:57:41,085 --> 00:57:43,463
- Which one of my friends would you marry?
- Amanda.
985
00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:46,132
Just kidding. It's not like
I've thought about it before.
986
00:57:46,215 --> 00:57:47,925
- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?
987
00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:49,427
I approve of that.
988
00:57:49,510 --> 00:57:53,306
- You guys talking about death again?
- It's our foreplay.
989
00:57:55,516 --> 00:57:57,268
Do it now.
990
00:57:57,351 --> 00:57:58,686
Yes, ma'am.
991
00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:02,106
You're cute
When you beep-beep-beep, how do you...?
992
00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:04,210
- It's not a joke, that's okay.
- That wasn't a truck...
993
00:58:04,233 --> 00:58:07,570
- Can't compare me to a truck.
- It wasn't a truck, but it was like...
994
00:58:07,653 --> 00:58:09,072
It was a truck backing up.
995
00:58:10,072 --> 00:58:12,742
- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.
996
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:15,536
- You're spending every day with her, right?
- Yes.
997
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:18,998
Dude, I haven't seen you this happy
since... Don't make me say her name.
998
00:58:19,081 --> 00:58:21,793
Okay, can we not talk about this,
please, Marcos?
999
00:58:21,876 --> 00:58:24,713
You are a straight, white dude in America.
1000
00:58:24,795 --> 00:58:27,590
If your only thing is that
you don't wanna fall in love, like...
1001
00:58:27,673 --> 00:58:29,153
- Can you please...?
- Cry me a river.
1002
00:58:29,217 --> 00:58:31,094
- Marcos, can we please not do this?
- We are.
1003
00:58:31,177 --> 00:58:33,597
We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.
1004
00:58:33,679 --> 00:58:36,849
And I'm saying it...
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?
1005
00:58:47,652 --> 00:58:50,614
Oh, my God. You guys, I...
1006
00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:53,407
I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.
1007
00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:56,119
I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like...
1008
00:58:56,202 --> 00:58:58,789
I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco.
1009
00:58:58,871 --> 00:59:01,083
- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.
1010
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,126
But wait, where is Nick? Did he...?
1011
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:06,630
Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home.
1012
00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:10,384
Why do you keep talking about Nick?
You should put your penis in his vagina.
1013
00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:13,554
- Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
- Yeah.
1014
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,222
- I wanna get a taco first, then you can...
- Okay.
1015
00:59:16,306 --> 00:59:18,099
-
Penis, penis, penis.
- Okay.
1016
00:59:18,182 --> 00:59:22,688
- Tacos first.
-
Tacos, tacos, tacos.
1017
00:59:25,690 --> 00:59:26,942
Where did Jeff go?
1018
00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,862
Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask.
1019
00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,572
That's... Oh, God.
1020
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,949
- I know you love it, you're into that.
- It's too much.
1021
00:59:37,286 --> 00:59:39,079
Okay.
1022
00:59:41,123 --> 00:59:42,708
Remember me?
1023
00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:48,713
Hey, Max.
1024
00:59:49,715 --> 00:59:52,592
- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.
1025
00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,722
Okay.
1026
00:59:56,804 --> 00:59:58,472
Go on.
1027
00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:02,603
I don't really know where to start.
1028
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,769
I guess...
1029
01:00:03,853 --> 01:00:07,398
How about "I'm sorry for causing
the worst breakup in the world's history"?
1030
01:00:07,481 --> 01:00:10,693
Or "I'm sorry for using you
like a stepping stone for my career
1031
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:12,445
like Sigourney Weaver in
Working Girl"?
1032
01:00:12,528 --> 01:00:15,782
Or "I'm sorry for treating you
like my own personal sanitary napkin
1033
01:00:15,865 --> 01:00:19,369
that I bled onto heavily
in the heaviest part of my period."
1034
01:00:19,452 --> 01:00:22,289
You know that second day of your period
where you're gushing blood?
1035
01:00:22,371 --> 01:00:24,081
- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.
1036
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,876
And you didn't even have the courtesy
1037
01:00:25,958 --> 01:00:28,253
to wrap it in toilet paper
when you threw it away.
1038
01:00:28,336 --> 01:00:30,505
- Sorry.
- You belong in jail for what you've done.
1039
01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:33,842
- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.
1040
01:00:33,925 --> 01:00:36,135
Ladies, that's enough.
1041
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:39,639
Where are your effing socks?
1042
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,726
- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...
1043
01:00:43,809 --> 01:00:45,561
- Great friends.
- Yep.
1044
01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:47,981
They brought out some excellent points.
1045
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,527
I'm so sorry.
1046
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,862
I don't think I can live without you.
1047
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,494
- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.
1048
01:01:01,577 --> 01:01:05,123
Come on. Amelia? We broke up.
1049
01:01:05,206 --> 01:01:07,626
I haven't stopped thinking about you
since I ran into you
1050
01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:09,753
and then I read about you
in
New York Magazine.
1051
01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:11,755
I was wrong about you, Lucy.
1052
01:01:12,755 --> 01:01:14,715
I wanna be with you.
1053
01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:18,762
I don't know.
1054
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,264
Hey.
1055
01:01:21,264 --> 01:01:23,641
- Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?
1056
01:01:23,724 --> 01:01:26,478
Why is your assistant talking to me
like that?
1057
01:01:26,561 --> 01:01:28,146
I'm not her assistant, guy.
1058
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,190
Why are you bringing her a cake
at 3 a.m., guy?
1059
01:01:30,273 --> 01:01:32,317
- Because I can.
- Guys.
1060
01:01:34,152 --> 01:01:35,152
It's okay.
1061
01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,199
I was dropping this off.
1062
01:01:40,199 --> 01:01:43,536
Custom single-layered cake.
1063
01:01:45,329 --> 01:01:48,416
- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.
1064
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:52,378
Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and...
1065
01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,717
I don't know,
he really likes you, so I thought I'd...
1066
01:01:57,842 --> 01:01:59,927
Marcos likes me.
1067
01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:01,471
Right.
1068
01:02:03,681 --> 01:02:05,057
Yeah.
1069
01:02:06,976 --> 01:02:09,730
We were kind of in the middle of something.
1070
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,945
I'm gonna go.
1071
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:22,074
Hey.
1072
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:25,704
How about it? Let's have a drink.
1073
01:02:25,786 --> 01:02:30,708
I mean, you've seen it so many times, but
Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering.
1074
01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:33,003
- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."
1075
01:02:33,085 --> 01:02:35,505
- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?
1076
01:02:35,588 --> 01:02:38,342
Yeah, of course. It was my dream job.
1077
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,719
It was run by a woman so ahead of her time,
1078
01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:46,016
she gave space and a voice to artists
no one deigned to care about or listen to.
1079
01:02:47,141 --> 01:02:49,853
See, I never even knew you felt that way.
1080
01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:50,978
You never asked.
1081
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,817
You never really asked me
about myself, ever.
1082
01:02:56,818 --> 01:03:01,657
- I know I made a detour...
- A detour? That's what we're calling that?
1083
01:03:01,739 --> 01:03:04,992
Your GPS just didn't work
the day you cheated on me, or what's...?
1084
01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:07,621
It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake.
1085
01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:10,081
Please give me another chance?
1086
01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,253
And you're serious about this?
1087
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:18,465
Would you close your eyes?
1088
01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:22,635
- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?
1089
01:03:29,016 --> 01:03:31,811
- Okay, open them.
- Wait.
1090
01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,356
What? How did you get this?
1091
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,525
I took it.
1092
01:03:36,608 --> 01:03:38,818
Our love story's not over.
1093
01:03:40,027 --> 01:03:42,614
You broke into the gallery?
1094
01:03:43,865 --> 01:03:48,036
Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation.
1095
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:50,121
Just have dinner with me, please?
1096
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:55,376
I'm actually... I have a lot
of late night commitments, so...
1097
01:03:55,460 --> 01:04:00,047
I figured you'd say that,
so I thought about: "What about breakfast?"
1098
01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:03,135
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person,
so that won't work.
1099
01:04:03,217 --> 01:04:06,137
There is a meal somewhere in the middle.
1100
01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,684
- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.
1101
01:04:10,766 --> 01:04:14,188
But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.
1102
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:21,987
Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets.
Thought they might look cool in here, right?
1103
01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:29,827
Is everything okay?
1104
01:04:32,581 --> 01:04:34,708
I didn't get the loan.
1105
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:38,045
So this is it.
1106
01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:44,760
Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick.
1107
01:04:44,842 --> 01:04:46,302
This really sucks.
1108
01:04:46,385 --> 01:04:49,139
But, hey, we can figure something out.
1109
01:04:49,222 --> 01:04:52,476
- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.
1110
01:04:53,476 --> 01:04:54,936
This is real life, Lucy.
1111
01:04:55,019 --> 01:04:59,148
You know, we can't all live
in your fantasy land of magical thinking.
1112
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:03,110
I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard, and it will all work out.
1113
01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:05,112
That's not how life works.
1114
01:05:06,114 --> 01:05:07,949
That's what you think of me?
1115
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:13,454
If the Chloe closes, the gallery
closes too. We're in this together.
1116
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:16,583
No, we're not. Okay?
1117
01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:19,378
I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,
1118
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,338
so take your stuff and get out of here.
1119
01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:24,132
So that's it?
1120
01:05:24,215 --> 01:05:26,425
Yeah. That's it.
1121
01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:34,184
Okay.
1122
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,855
Yeah, you can just shut me out,
but I made a commitment to every person
1123
01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:40,773
that walked through that door
with their heart on their sleeve.
1124
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,818
I am not giving up.
1125
01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:47,239
And you shouldn't either.
1126
01:06:49,217 --> 01:06:50,552
If you'll just meet with me,
1127
01:06:50,635 --> 01:06:53,931
I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery
takes a whole new approach to art.
1128
01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:56,724
We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.
1129
01:06:56,807 --> 01:07:00,771
Everyone is damaged.
Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello?
1130
01:07:00,853 --> 01:07:02,021
Hello?
1131
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:04,483
Oh, my God. He hung up on me.
1132
01:07:04,565 --> 01:07:06,025
That was the last one.
1133
01:07:06,108 --> 01:07:09,403
I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.
1134
01:07:09,487 --> 01:07:11,072
You haven't tried everyone.
1135
01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:13,867
Oh, right, yeah.
1136
01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:17,996
I'm sure Eva just misses watching me
eat my own ass in front of her eyes.
1137
01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:19,956
Her and her friends, just:
1138
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,168
You never know unless you try.
1139
01:07:23,251 --> 01:07:28,507
No. Eva, she gave me a second chance.
She's not about to give me a third.
1140
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,010
Well, what if a handsome man,
1141
01:07:32,094 --> 01:07:35,681
with a cute, cute butt,
put in a good word for you
1142
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:39,684
and all you have to do is pick up the phone
and see what happens?
1143
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,853
- Really?
- Maybe.
1144
01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:43,896
Cliffhanger.
1145
01:07:43,981 --> 01:07:47,943
You're erratic, irresponsible,
and, quite frankly, a liability.
1146
01:07:48,025 --> 01:07:53,114
It's young people like you
who reaffirm my choice not to procreate.
1147
01:07:53,197 --> 01:07:57,452
The last time I saw you was like listening
to Brad Pitt talk about architecture.
1148
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,998
- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.
1149
01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:03,416
And on and on and on.
1150
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,710
It was utterly relentless.
1151
01:08:05,793 --> 01:08:07,170
Please give me a chance.
1152
01:08:07,253 --> 01:08:09,590
The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.
1153
01:08:09,672 --> 01:08:12,259
Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.
1154
01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:15,344
Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.
1155
01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,930
This is the definition of groveling.
1156
01:08:19,725 --> 01:08:21,851
I've learned a few things in my day.
1157
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,813
Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.
1158
01:08:24,896 --> 01:08:29,984
It's only okay to bounce a check once.
After that, it's a thing you're known for.
1159
01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,363
And when you see talent, grab it.
1160
01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:39,203
I'd like to include the
Broken Heart Gallery
1161
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:44,248
as an exhibit here at
the Woolf in one week.
1162
01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:49,462
Show your collection alongside mine.
1163
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,047
What?
1164
01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:54,051
Did I drop acid and this is my ego death?
1165
01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:56,136
No, no. It's a huge opportunity.
1166
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:59,055
Don't worry, I'm gonna be here
to guide you every step of the way.
1167
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,974
Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
1168
01:09:01,057 --> 01:09:03,560
Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much.
1169
01:09:03,644 --> 01:09:05,686
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
1170
01:09:05,770 --> 01:09:11,984
What do you say when Michael Fassbender
invites you to lie naked by his pool?
1171
01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:18,824
I do have one condition.
1172
01:09:18,908 --> 01:09:20,827
I have been working so hard for this.
1173
01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:22,828
This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.
1174
01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:28,752
Well, let me be the first to say
"congratulations" and "you're welcome."
1175
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,128
Come on, let's go celebrate.
1176
01:09:46,811 --> 01:09:50,649
- Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up...
- Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.
1177
01:09:50,731 --> 01:09:53,569
- Teach me how to break up with someone.
- What?
1178
01:09:53,652 --> 01:09:56,154
Just walk me through your dumping process.
1179
01:09:56,238 --> 01:09:59,699
We don't call it that. It sounds harsh.
Wait, why are we doing this?
1180
01:09:59,783 --> 01:10:03,871
Because I just... I need to let Max go.
Once and for all.
1181
01:10:03,953 --> 01:10:04,953
Good.
1182
01:10:05,997 --> 01:10:08,583
Teach me. I'm your vessel.
1183
01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:22,930
Most stories are stories of... betrayal.
1184
01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:28,145
And ours is a story of hope.
1185
01:10:29,145 --> 01:10:34,859
Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.
1186
01:10:35,985 --> 01:10:37,570
Yeah.
1187
01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,698
- Come closer.
- Okay.
1188
01:10:40,698 --> 01:10:42,367
Thank you...
1189
01:10:43,659 --> 01:10:45,871
for being my home.
1190
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:52,085
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1191
01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:54,212
- Oh, my God!
- I know!
1192
01:10:54,296 --> 01:10:57,006
Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that.
1193
01:11:04,222 --> 01:11:07,684
Hey. Is it time for dinner?
1194
01:11:11,646 --> 01:11:15,442
I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?
1195
01:11:16,484 --> 01:11:19,779
You know what happened. That's over.
1196
01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,782
Just be honest with me.
1197
01:11:26,203 --> 01:11:28,579
I really thought I was gonna marry her.
1198
01:11:30,039 --> 01:11:32,000
And she wasn't ready.
1199
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:33,836
And she moved to Paris.
1200
01:11:33,918 --> 01:11:37,713
And then she came back
right when she sensed you could be happy,
1201
01:11:37,797 --> 01:11:40,634
which is always how that happens.
1202
01:11:40,716 --> 01:11:43,302
So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.
1203
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:46,472
- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.
1204
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:51,144
You're the hero of your love story
and the villain in mine.
1205
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,605
We're just not meant to be together.
1206
01:11:56,649 --> 01:11:58,318
I'm gonna go.
1207
01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:05,117
Paris, it's an amazing place, and...
1208
01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:10,162
We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.
1209
01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,791
It's a little overrated, if you ask me.
1210
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:16,795
I drew a bath,
and I wanted her to get in it with me.
1211
01:12:16,878 --> 01:12:20,215
Personally, I hate baths.
They're a warm, wet place to overthink.
1212
01:12:20,298 --> 01:12:25,136
So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.
1213
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,390
I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier.
1214
01:12:28,472 --> 01:12:32,019
I sat in the tub, shriveling.
1215
01:12:32,101 --> 01:12:34,854
So, naturally,
I realized I had to move to Paris.
1216
01:12:35,898 --> 01:12:37,356
I kept the bath water.
1217
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:40,527
Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous.
1218
01:12:40,610 --> 01:12:41,694
I drank a little.
1219
01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:45,239
So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic.
1220
01:12:45,323 --> 01:12:48,618
You'd be proud.
A triumph for pack rats everywhere.
1221
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,578
Who are you talking to?
1222
01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:54,248
No one.
1223
01:12:54,332 --> 01:12:57,586
You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls
1224
01:12:57,668 --> 01:12:59,171
and leaving messages for someone.
1225
01:12:59,253 --> 01:13:04,091
Are you here to talk about my phone bill?
Or are you here to apologize?
1226
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,680
I'm sorry.
1227
01:13:09,765 --> 01:13:12,434
Option B. Excellent choice.
1228
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,063
You were the first person I wanted to tell.
1229
01:13:16,145 --> 01:13:21,193
Miraculously, a private lender backed me
and I got the loan.
1230
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,862
- What?
- I did it, I got it.
1231
01:13:23,945 --> 01:13:27,865
You got...? That's amazing!
You're not the only one with good news.
1232
01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:31,286
Eva Woolf wants to make
the Broken Heart Gallery
1233
01:13:31,369 --> 01:13:34,163
a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf.
1234
01:13:34,247 --> 01:13:35,289
No way.
1235
01:13:35,373 --> 01:13:39,336
And despite you being a dick monster,
1236
01:13:39,418 --> 01:13:41,630
since the hotel is gonna be saved,
1237
01:13:41,712 --> 01:13:44,550
I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe.
1238
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,761
I'm really happy for you, Lucy.
1239
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,722
You deserve it.
1240
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:56,854
I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy
for my success before.
1241
01:13:56,936 --> 01:14:00,274
It's kind of weird, but... No, it's good.
1242
01:14:00,356 --> 01:14:03,652
Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time?
1243
01:14:03,734 --> 01:14:06,822
Please. I've been waiting my whole life
to pull this off.
1244
01:14:54,786 --> 01:15:01,001
Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia...
1245
01:15:02,002 --> 01:15:06,006
I need to make it right with the Russians
or Putin is gonna have me poisoned.
1246
01:15:24,149 --> 01:15:25,149
We did it.
1247
01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,610
We did.
1248
01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:31,907
We're good together you and me.
A monster and a human.
1249
01:15:31,989 --> 01:15:34,117
A what and a who?
1250
01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:37,412
Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,
1251
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:40,082
and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.
1252
01:15:40,164 --> 01:15:41,750
It's just simple science.
1253
01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:46,838
Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?
1254
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,048
Or is it just an illusion,
1255
01:15:49,131 --> 01:15:51,801
like, at any given moment,
it could be taken away from you
1256
01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,720
because it was never yours to begin with?
1257
01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:57,640
I think everyone feels that way.
1258
01:15:59,976 --> 01:16:04,564
No one tells you that being an adult is
just walking around, feeling like a fraud.
1259
01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:05,983
You know?
1260
01:16:06,065 --> 01:16:08,193
Like, who gave me a credit card?
1261
01:16:08,277 --> 01:16:10,863
And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...
1262
01:16:11,863 --> 01:16:13,489
What does Congress even do?
1263
01:16:14,490 --> 01:16:16,618
But you do know what Congress does, right?
1264
01:16:17,618 --> 01:16:18,618
Yeah.
1265
01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:21,163
Yeah.
1266
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:28,130
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
1267
01:16:28,212 --> 01:16:29,506
What do you wanna do?
1268
01:16:30,506 --> 01:16:35,179
Well, you know those sneaky phone calls
I've been making?
1269
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:38,265
I wanna introduce you to someone.
1270
01:16:40,016 --> 01:16:41,350
I'm in.
1271
01:16:55,032 --> 01:16:58,159
Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.
1272
01:16:58,243 --> 01:17:00,078
And I got a good feeling about this one.
1273
01:17:00,162 --> 01:17:03,832
Remember the deal:
We're gonna split this even. Okay?
1274
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:06,167
We got a witness, so...
1275
01:17:08,921 --> 01:17:10,756
Hey, Joe.
1276
01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:15,801
I brought your spicy snacks, but
don't tattle on me like last time, okay?
1277
01:17:16,802 --> 01:17:18,387
That's my guy.
1278
01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:21,057
Hey, Cheryl.
1279
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:22,893
Hi.
1280
01:17:25,436 --> 01:17:26,813
Who's the dime?
1281
01:17:26,896 --> 01:17:28,774
Nick, this is Cheryl.
1282
01:17:28,856 --> 01:17:30,149
Nice to meet you.
1283
01:17:30,234 --> 01:17:32,444
This little slice isn't your girlfriend,
is she?
1284
01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:36,532
No. I'm as single as a dollar bill.
1285
01:17:37,533 --> 01:17:40,034
Want a cocktail? I'm buying.
1286
01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:43,247
Sure. I mean,
it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?
1287
01:17:43,329 --> 01:17:45,957
- Can I sit here?
- Yeah, sit down, take a load off.
1288
01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,542
Look at you.
1289
01:17:48,543 --> 01:17:50,712
Want to play a board game?
1290
01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:00,304
Monopoly.
1291
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,350
My all-time favorite.
1292
01:18:03,432 --> 01:18:05,060
Me too.
1293
01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:08,313
I used to play almost every night
with my daughter...
1294
01:18:09,605 --> 01:18:11,274
Lucy.
1295
01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,612
Lucy.
1296
01:18:20,908 --> 01:18:22,493
I'm sorry, I didn't...
1297
01:18:24,496 --> 01:18:28,958
Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop
flirting with my mother, that'd be great.
1298
01:18:29,042 --> 01:18:31,920
Her mother. I am far too young.
1299
01:18:32,003 --> 01:18:35,673
Look at this body.
It's as tight as a Mormon teenager.
1300
01:18:35,756 --> 01:18:37,634
- Mom!
- What?
1301
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,511
Are you jealous?
1302
01:18:40,595 --> 01:18:44,224
You know, a wise woman once told me
jealousy is unbecoming.
1303
01:18:44,307 --> 01:18:46,685
Oh, really?
1304
01:18:47,685 --> 01:18:49,104
You said that.
1305
01:18:53,024 --> 01:18:55,109
I love piano players.
1306
01:18:55,194 --> 01:18:57,362
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.
1307
01:18:57,445 --> 01:19:00,990
- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.
1308
01:19:01,073 --> 01:19:02,909
I'm going to.
1309
01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:04,368
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
1310
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,704
Well, I'll be maid of honor, then.
1311
01:19:06,787 --> 01:19:07,956
Okay.
1312
01:19:08,957 --> 01:19:11,627
I love this song.
1313
01:19:12,627 --> 01:19:14,712
We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.
1314
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:18,341
"Cooked" is a very strong word
for what you used to do with food.
1315
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,511
Come and dance with me.
1316
01:19:27,225 --> 01:19:28,226
Thank you.
1317
01:19:59,173 --> 01:20:01,592
Thank you for taking me today.
1318
01:20:02,594 --> 01:20:04,805
Thank you for being there.
1319
01:20:06,722 --> 01:20:09,518
It's usually hard,
1320
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:12,938
but today was really nice.
1321
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,984
Do you want to have a drink with me?
1322
01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:18,527
Yeah.
1323
01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:24,533
We're not gonna drink down here.
1324
01:20:26,033 --> 01:20:28,369
We're going to a bar?
1325
01:20:29,912 --> 01:20:31,957
Can you come with me?
1326
01:20:32,957 --> 01:20:34,501
Okay.
1327
01:20:56,689 --> 01:20:58,859
I've never been in here.
1328
01:20:58,942 --> 01:21:01,069
I wanna show you something.
1329
01:21:04,530 --> 01:21:07,618
Shut up with that secret trapdoor.
1330
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:09,368
Just follow me. Come on.
1331
01:21:10,369 --> 01:21:12,247
Watch your head.
1332
01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:14,166
What is this? Hipster Narnia?
1333
01:21:18,127 --> 01:21:21,340
You just made this secret, sexy bar
on your own?
1334
01:21:21,422 --> 01:21:25,636
Well, I have many hidden talents.
1335
01:21:25,719 --> 01:21:29,430
Oh, how about you just casually tickling
the ivories back there?
1336
01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:32,350
Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.
1337
01:21:34,936 --> 01:21:36,438
Which one?
1338
01:21:41,318 --> 01:21:43,487
Here's to finishing what we started.
1339
01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:46,323
To finishing what we started.
1340
01:22:15,101 --> 01:22:16,686
Well...
1341
01:22:17,813 --> 01:22:19,146
So...
1342
01:22:20,148 --> 01:22:22,442
I just saw you naked.
1343
01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,279
That is how sex works.
1344
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,863
Right.
1345
01:22:27,905 --> 01:22:29,283
But we're...
1346
01:22:29,365 --> 01:22:31,118
We're friends.
1347
01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,587
What if we're more than friends?
1348
01:22:44,756 --> 01:22:47,426
How do we find out?
1349
01:22:48,426 --> 01:22:52,096
You know, I've honestly been sitting here,
1350
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:57,769
just racking my brain through ways
to figure it out.
1351
01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,521
And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.
1352
01:23:00,605 --> 01:23:02,190
What's that?
1353
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,862
I think we gotta do it again.
1354
01:23:06,944 --> 01:23:07,944
Yeah, me too.
1355
01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:30,176
Meet me at the neon store
at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
1356
01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:32,386
I have another surprise for you.
1357
01:23:32,470 --> 01:23:34,055
A surprise?
1358
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,015
Count monster in.
1359
01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:41,145
So now that you and Nick are...
1360
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,899
Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?
1361
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,694
Makes me nervous just thinking about it,
but now that you guys are, you know,
1362
01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:50,197
what have you collected from him?
1363
01:23:50,279 --> 01:23:52,323
A safety net because she rescued him.
1364
01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:54,493
Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.
1365
01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:58,037
- And visit each other's moms.
- That's very serious.
1366
01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:00,082
Oh, and by the way,
my mom fully hit on him.
1367
01:24:00,164 --> 01:24:01,375
Cheryl is a legend.
1368
01:24:01,457 --> 01:24:03,543
- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.
1369
01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:04,627
Lucy.
1370
01:24:09,423 --> 01:24:12,426
- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.
1371
01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:14,136
It's the least I could do.
1372
01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:16,849
Your gallery has helped me so much.
1373
01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:19,685
After Dwayne died, I was lost.
1374
01:24:19,768 --> 01:24:22,854
One minute we were laughing,
stealing that bottle of champagne.
1375
01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,146
And the next...
1376
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,694
I kept everything that he owned.
1377
01:24:29,694 --> 01:24:34,032
The thought of letting go meant
facing reality and I just couldn't, so...
1378
01:24:34,115 --> 01:24:35,868
Again, you really helped.
1379
01:24:39,287 --> 01:24:40,622
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1380
01:24:41,622 --> 01:24:44,710
- So I'll see you at the gallery opening?
- Yes. Most definitely.
1381
01:24:44,792 --> 01:24:46,752
And I'm gonna bring a date.
1382
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,588
Nice.
1383
01:24:50,465 --> 01:24:52,634
Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses.
1384
01:24:52,717 --> 01:24:56,512
I think what Amanda is trying to say is,
you're very inspiring.
1385
01:24:56,596 --> 01:25:00,725
- You should have your own TED Talk.
- No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton.
1386
01:25:00,809 --> 01:25:04,229
We had eight blissful years together.
1387
01:25:04,313 --> 01:25:07,190
He was really focused on work, but...
1388
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,068
That's what I loved about him.
1389
01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:14,198
His passion, his intellect.
1390
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,699
This is how I like to remember him.
1391
01:25:19,703 --> 01:25:21,954
I mean, isn't he beautiful?
1392
01:26:04,747 --> 01:26:06,166
Nick?
1393
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,543
So if you just wanna come through...
1394
01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,003
Lucy.
1395
01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:14,131
Hi.
1396
01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:15,341
Hi.
1397
01:26:15,425 --> 01:26:16,425
I...
1398
01:26:17,301 --> 01:26:19,680
This is my...
1399
01:26:19,762 --> 01:26:21,097
I'm Chloe.
1400
01:26:33,985 --> 01:26:36,154
Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?
1401
01:26:36,238 --> 01:26:39,408
Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?
1402
01:26:39,490 --> 01:26:42,286
- You told me it was for your grandma.
- No, I didn't. You assumed.
1403
01:26:42,368 --> 01:26:43,787
Like you always do.
1404
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,413
You never corrected me.
1405
01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:47,039
- You built this for her?
- No.
1406
01:26:47,123 --> 01:26:49,292
- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second
1407
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,975
- to explain it to you...
- Explain what?
1408
01:26:51,043 --> 01:26:56,884
You mocked me for keeping Max's tie
and you built a hotel in her honor?
1409
01:26:56,966 --> 01:26:59,845
That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.
1410
01:26:59,927 --> 01:27:02,847
No. No. You don't get to do that.
1411
01:27:02,930 --> 01:27:06,851
I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.
1412
01:27:07,935 --> 01:27:09,938
I introduced you to my mom.
1413
01:27:10,980 --> 01:27:14,359
And now you've lied to me? I feel like...
I don't... I don't even know you.
1414
01:27:14,443 --> 01:27:18,029
I wanted to tell you, okay?
I just didn't know when or how.
1415
01:27:18,113 --> 01:27:21,408
It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.
1416
01:27:22,408 --> 01:27:24,453
No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick.
1417
01:27:26,037 --> 01:27:29,917
The best part about being selfish is,
you get to do it alone.
1418
01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:33,462
This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go.
1419
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:37,757
No. Your name is on the door. You stay.
1420
01:27:37,841 --> 01:27:39,091
I'll go.
1421
01:27:43,137 --> 01:27:47,225
Hey. I guess she slipped this under the
door one night when I was working late.
1422
01:27:48,185 --> 01:27:53,105
I didn't find it, you know,
until two years after we broke up.
1423
01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:57,610
- Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.
1424
01:27:57,694 --> 01:28:00,697
I had to dump her ass, you know?
Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."
1425
01:28:00,780 --> 01:28:01,989
- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't...
1426
01:28:03,492 --> 01:28:05,577
Is Lucy home?
1427
01:28:07,662 --> 01:28:09,081
She's on the roof? Great. Thanks.
1428
01:28:09,163 --> 01:28:13,417
Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman
just pushed you off the roof,
1429
01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:18,465
and she, you know... She was wearing
a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit.
1430
01:28:18,548 --> 01:28:21,801
And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.
1431
01:28:21,885 --> 01:28:24,846
And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.
1432
01:28:24,930 --> 01:28:27,724
- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.
1433
01:28:27,807 --> 01:28:29,518
- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.
1434
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,686
Stay-at-home model in a purple top.
1435
01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:36,692
If she was just driving this monster truck
and she just kept running over your face.
1436
01:28:36,774 --> 01:28:39,444
Just over and over and over and over.
1437
01:28:39,528 --> 01:28:43,364
Yeah. And, like, you were completely
not recognizable anymore.
1438
01:28:44,365 --> 01:28:48,619
We would say it was an accident.
Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff.
1439
01:28:48,703 --> 01:28:52,164
And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.
1440
01:28:52,248 --> 01:28:54,792
Ironclad.
1441
01:28:56,752 --> 01:28:57,752
Cool.
1442
01:28:58,671 --> 01:29:01,716
Okay. Goodbye. Nice to...
1443
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,594
Jeff. Great.
1444
01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:32,956
Listen, I wanted to tell you that...
1445
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,085
What?
1446
01:29:40,713 --> 01:29:44,426
The Broken Hearts Ball is your night,
and I just wanted you to know that...
1447
01:29:45,426 --> 01:29:48,680
I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay?
1448
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,100
The Chloe Hotel?
1449
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:57,605
For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.
1450
01:29:57,689 --> 01:30:04,570
I named the hotel after her a long time ago,
and it got too late and too expensive...
1451
01:30:05,738 --> 01:30:07,573
to change it.
1452
01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:13,538
I'm sorry.
1453
01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:23,841
Okay.
1454
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:51,784
Many artists have fallen in love with me.
1455
01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:56,873
I didn't see you there.
But, yes, I know about all your lovers.
1456
01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:01,420
That's a very strange thing to say.
Very odd.
1457
01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:06,175
I have something for your installation.
1458
01:31:07,842 --> 01:31:10,679
I married a man
who was jealous about everything.
1459
01:31:10,761 --> 01:31:13,390
If I was enthusiastic about a book,
about a place,
1460
01:31:13,472 --> 01:31:16,185
about a flower, about a human being...
1461
01:31:16,268 --> 01:31:18,060
jealous.
1462
01:31:22,064 --> 01:31:23,567
There's nothing inside.
1463
01:31:23,649 --> 01:31:26,485
I left him. I sold the ring.
1464
01:31:26,569 --> 01:31:28,822
I started the Woolf Gallery,
1465
01:31:28,905 --> 01:31:33,243
and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.
1466
01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:34,828
I never looked back.
1467
01:31:37,288 --> 01:31:39,248
Did you regret marrying him?
1468
01:31:39,332 --> 01:31:40,332
Never.
1469
01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:44,378
I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.
1470
01:31:44,462 --> 01:31:47,507
I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go.
1471
01:31:49,217 --> 01:31:51,595
Pain, my dear, is inevitable.
1472
01:31:52,595 --> 01:31:57,059
It's what you do with it that matters.
1473
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:17,871
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?
1474
01:32:17,954 --> 01:32:19,497
What are you doing?
1475
01:32:19,581 --> 01:32:22,251
- Oh, hello! Thank you.
- I've never seen her do that before.
1476
01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:23,793
That's weird.
1477
01:33:20,893 --> 01:33:24,313
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
1478
01:33:25,479 --> 01:33:29,234
I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.
1479
01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,112
I don't know what it is about this room,
1480
01:33:32,195 --> 01:33:34,948
but there's something about it
that's so much less...
1481
01:33:35,032 --> 01:33:36,033
"Hoardery"?
1482
01:33:36,115 --> 01:33:40,328
Doesn't look like a homeless woman
just lives here in her free time.
1483
01:33:40,412 --> 01:33:43,414
You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.
1484
01:33:43,497 --> 01:33:45,833
Marie Kondo your asses. How about that?
1485
01:33:45,917 --> 01:33:49,546
- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know.
1486
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:53,050
Don't know, don't care.
It's my night. I'm just doing me.
1487
01:33:54,342 --> 01:33:55,676
- Fine. Later.
- No, now.
1488
01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:58,221
- You always say later and you never pay.
- I always pay.
1489
01:33:58,305 --> 01:34:01,682
- You owe me so much...
- Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here?
1490
01:34:01,766 --> 01:34:04,770
- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.
1491
01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:05,729
Nadine?
1492
01:34:05,811 --> 01:34:08,524
We bet that you
and Nick would get back together.
1493
01:34:08,606 --> 01:34:11,859
I said no. I won, obviously. I always win.
1494
01:34:11,944 --> 01:34:14,363
- You what?
- We bet on all your relationships.
1495
01:34:14,445 --> 01:34:16,198
How do you think I afford this lifestyle?
1496
01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:19,033
- Wait. How much have you bet over the years?
- Like...
1497
01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:20,368
- Pennies.
- Barely anything.
1498
01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:22,662
No, tell me right now. You tell me. You...
1499
01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,122
Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars,
34 cents.
1500
01:34:26,457 --> 01:34:30,378
Now? You choose to speak now?
Oh, we're getting a divorce.
1501
01:34:30,462 --> 01:34:31,505
We were never married.
1502
01:34:31,587 --> 01:34:35,050
Well, hurry up and ask me
so I can fricking divorce you already!
1503
01:34:37,176 --> 01:34:39,387
- Will you marry me?
- Get out!
1504
01:34:39,470 --> 01:34:43,684
That's why I think possums are pretty much
the coolest animal in the entire world.
1505
01:34:43,766 --> 01:34:47,395
But if you're gonna have possums in there,
meerkats need to be in the conversation.
1506
01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:50,231
They can stand up on hind legs like this,
looking around everywhere.
1507
01:34:50,314 --> 01:34:53,609
They also can run on four legs.
Feed them bugs if they were your pet.
1508
01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:54,903
They run around in the desert.
1509
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:57,989
Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.
1510
01:34:58,990 --> 01:35:01,827
- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.
1511
01:35:01,909 --> 01:35:04,704
Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...
1512
01:35:04,787 --> 01:35:07,123
I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.
1513
01:35:07,207 --> 01:35:09,126
Do you mind feeling my forehead?
1514
01:35:09,208 --> 01:35:10,793
- It's really hot, right?
- You're fine.
1515
01:35:10,877 --> 01:35:11,877
That's what I thought.
1516
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,131
We have to go.
I didn't put heels on to show up late.
1517
01:35:14,213 --> 01:35:17,301
Real comforting.
You guys are gonna be great parents.
1518
01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:20,845
A sick man disgusts me. You need
to explain to him what's going on.
1519
01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,097
No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him.
1520
01:35:23,181 --> 01:35:24,557
Like you're so evolved?
1521
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,685
- All men are morons. We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.
1522
01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:30,980
You ruined the planet, started wars,
killed the bees. You raped and pillaged.
1523
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:33,649
And if you opened your eyes
to what was going on in the world,
1524
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,484
you'd never stop crying.
1525
01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:39,030
I feel I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.
1526
01:35:39,113 --> 01:35:41,574
As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.
1527
01:35:41,658 --> 01:35:44,744
You do realize I'm standing right here
and I can hear you?
1528
01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:46,246
Yeah, well, I pointed at you.
1529
01:35:46,329 --> 01:35:49,332
Listen up. You're not sick.
You need to tell him what's going on.
1530
01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:50,792
- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.
1531
01:35:50,876 --> 01:35:53,295
- Can you please come back?
- We're not going to be late!
1532
01:35:53,377 --> 01:35:54,921
All right.
1533
01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:59,009
- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.
1534
01:35:59,091 --> 01:36:01,677
- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.
1535
01:36:01,761 --> 01:36:04,805
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1536
01:36:06,516 --> 01:36:10,145
- Where do you think the money came from?
- I don't know. Where did...? What?
1537
01:36:10,229 --> 01:36:12,773
- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?
1538
01:36:12,855 --> 01:36:16,734
- The hotel you named after another woman?
- What about it?
1539
01:36:16,818 --> 01:36:19,654
Remember
that mysterious private lender, Nick?
1540
01:36:20,822 --> 01:36:23,951
Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.
1541
01:36:24,033 --> 01:36:26,994
She saved your ass. It's like
she's your knight in shining armor
1542
01:36:27,078 --> 01:36:29,288
and you're the stupidest princess
I have ever met.
1543
01:36:29,372 --> 01:36:31,917
No. You know what?
I'm not a stupid princess. Take these.
1544
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:35,002
I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.
1545
01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,672
Oh, so I'll just pay for this...?
1546
01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:57,442
I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.
1547
01:36:57,525 --> 01:36:59,569
My crazy is beautiful.
1548
01:36:59,653 --> 01:37:01,445
Crazy beautiful.
1549
01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:05,449
I mean, team spirit or... What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?
1550
01:37:05,533 --> 01:37:09,997
I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him.
What are you doing to me?
1551
01:37:10,079 --> 01:37:11,622
How's this?
1552
01:37:11,707 --> 01:37:14,001
- My body's not rejecting it.
- No?
1553
01:37:14,083 --> 01:37:15,252
No, that's too much. Don't.
1554
01:38:14,185 --> 01:38:16,646
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.
1555
01:38:16,729 --> 01:38:19,274
Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
1556
01:38:21,777 --> 01:38:25,154
Yes! Yes.
1557
01:38:25,238 --> 01:38:28,908
This gallery does not have
hundred-thousand-dollar paintings
1558
01:38:28,992 --> 01:38:30,868
or precious sculptures.
1559
01:38:30,953 --> 01:38:35,289
It has... crap. A lot of it.
1560
01:38:36,291 --> 01:38:39,252
But these are the things we keep,
1561
01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:43,841
the souvenirs that tell the stories
of our lives,
1562
01:38:43,923 --> 01:38:47,094
even if that is a half-eaten crab cake.
1563
01:38:50,805 --> 01:38:52,975
- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.
1564
01:38:53,057 --> 01:38:55,978
- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.
1565
01:38:56,060 --> 01:38:57,770
I began collecting
1566
01:38:57,854 --> 01:39:01,108
because I lost someone a long time ago.
1567
01:39:02,067 --> 01:39:05,695
Her body is still here,
but her memory is gone.
1568
01:39:07,613 --> 01:39:10,242
So, in many ways, she is gone too.
1569
01:39:11,243 --> 01:39:13,287
My mother was my first heartbreak.
1570
01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:21,086
I was afraid I would end up like her,
that I would forget and be forgotten.
1571
01:39:22,253 --> 01:39:26,966
So I clung to things,
which kept me from moving forward.
1572
01:39:27,967 --> 01:39:31,930
Heartbreak is the loneliest,
most isolating feeling in the world.
1573
01:39:32,014 --> 01:39:34,891
And the truth is, it happens to us all.
1574
01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,353
It is the great equalizer.
1575
01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:43,483
And without heartbreak,
I wouldn't have built this place.
1576
01:39:44,484 --> 01:39:49,907
So, I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...
1577
01:39:49,989 --> 01:39:51,783
also made me whole.
1578
01:39:51,867 --> 01:39:55,828
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1579
01:39:57,288 --> 01:39:58,414
Sorry.
1580
01:39:58,497 --> 01:40:00,250
Okay.
1581
01:40:02,002 --> 01:40:03,587
Lucy.
1582
01:40:05,421 --> 01:40:08,466
So I'd like to direct your attention
to some of the installations...
1583
01:40:08,550 --> 01:40:10,260
Lucy!
1584
01:40:11,345 --> 01:40:14,347
Well, this is awkward.
1585
01:40:14,430 --> 01:40:16,600
Nick! What are you doing?
1586
01:40:16,682 --> 01:40:20,686
What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.
1587
01:40:22,814 --> 01:40:24,315
This is kind of a bad time.
1588
01:40:24,399 --> 01:40:27,444
If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly,
until I'm done...
1589
01:40:27,528 --> 01:40:29,195
No. No, I can't do that.
1590
01:40:32,114 --> 01:40:33,908
The map was mine.
1591
01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:37,621
- Wait. What?
- The map.
1592
01:40:38,622 --> 01:40:41,833
I put the map in here. I know I said he...
1593
01:40:42,835 --> 01:40:46,380
It's kind of random. I don't know.
I was just trying to throw you off.
1594
01:40:46,462 --> 01:40:50,884
I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...
1595
01:40:50,967 --> 01:40:52,469
I fell in love with her.
1596
01:40:53,595 --> 01:40:56,180
And then she left me for my boss.
1597
01:40:57,181 --> 01:40:58,432
And I was devastated.
1598
01:40:59,434 --> 01:41:03,896
And I promised myself that I would never
let anyone make me feel that way again.
1599
01:41:04,898 --> 01:41:06,399
And then I met you.
1600
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:13,323
And so I put the map on the wall
because I wanted to see you again.
1601
01:41:16,702 --> 01:41:19,121
Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.
1602
01:41:19,203 --> 01:41:21,789
- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.
1603
01:41:21,873 --> 01:41:23,833
Probably. Good thing, you know?
1604
01:41:25,335 --> 01:41:31,466
But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and...
1605
01:41:31,550 --> 01:41:37,680
And I guess what I'm trying to say,
Lucy, is I love you.
1606
01:41:49,775 --> 01:41:52,195
Try it again. Try it again.
1607
01:41:52,279 --> 01:41:54,198
I love you, Lucy.
1608
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:57,367
Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.
1609
01:41:59,786 --> 01:42:01,078
Maybe I should just...
1610
01:42:01,162 --> 01:42:03,957
- You should stay.
- Sort of awkward that you're not...
1611
01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:05,667
Oh, my God.
1612
01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:07,586
Love him back! Right?
1613
01:42:07,668 --> 01:42:13,175
- Yeah, I think you should love him back.
- You should love him back.
1614
01:42:13,257 --> 01:42:17,512
I know that was sweet, but you don't know
what the context is, so...
1615
01:42:17,595 --> 01:42:19,597
- Love him back.
- Love him back!
1616
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:24,353
-
Love him back! Love him back!
- Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now.
1617
01:42:24,435 --> 01:42:28,148
-
Love him back! Love him back!
- Whoa, okay. Okay, this is...
1618
01:42:28,231 --> 01:42:31,193
Love him back! Love him back!
1619
01:42:31,275 --> 01:42:34,488
Okay, enough! Be quiet.
1620
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:51,087
Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.
1621
01:42:57,261 --> 01:42:58,261
Hi.
1622
01:42:59,095 --> 01:43:02,349
I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing.
1623
01:43:07,104 --> 01:43:09,773
I changed the name of the hotel.
1624
01:43:10,858 --> 01:43:13,109
It's no big deal.
1625
01:43:20,742 --> 01:43:25,663
Okay, if I didn't do this, they would
all turn on me, so this is for them.
1626
01:43:35,882 --> 01:43:39,011
You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.
1627
01:43:40,011 --> 01:43:41,011
Why's that?
1628
01:43:41,846 --> 01:43:44,557
Because I love you too.
1629
01:43:45,809 --> 01:43:48,060
Okay, okay.
1630
01:44:51,833 --> 01:44:56,755
Okay. Hi. Okay...
1631
01:44:58,798 --> 01:45:01,717
This is the bottle
from the first whiskey we shared together.
1632
01:45:01,801 --> 01:45:06,806
And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,
1633
01:45:08,182 --> 01:45:12,270
and this is the hotel room key from
when Lucy and I first started connecting...
1634
01:45:12,354 --> 01:45:13,980
What are you doing?
1635
01:45:14,064 --> 01:45:17,943
I'm doing the thing about the stuff,
you know, that the other people did.
1636
01:45:18,944 --> 01:45:20,779
I'm sorry. She has no manners.
1637
01:45:20,863 --> 01:45:24,115
Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this
1638
01:45:24,198 --> 01:45:26,118
because we're never breaking up.
1639
01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,618
Not even in a zombie apocalypse.
1640
01:45:27,703 --> 01:45:30,372
I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.
1641
01:45:30,454 --> 01:45:34,208
We don't use that term. It's derogatory.
1642
01:45:34,292 --> 01:45:36,920
No, taught you so well.
1643
01:45:38,609 --> 01:45:41,609
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