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Subtitles by @NAIM2007
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Cinema.
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Welcome to the Texas death trippin
movie. I'm stoner Jesus and we should get
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this out of the way now.
You are all going to hell.
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Seriously, this step is pretty messed up.
Enjoy the movie.
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Hope Texas can handle all this.
High-fructose corn syrup.
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- You are leaving your breakfast.
- I have no time need to meet Muppet.
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What's up motherfucker!
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- Heeey.
- Great, how are you doing?
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Good.
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What's up?
I gotta go?
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Are you ready?
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Greatest trippin in Houston to ever grace
the beautiful state of fucking Texas.
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Lets get it.
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I can't stand him.
I mean I hate everyone,
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but he's the worst.
Fuck Sid you gotta
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be kidding me.
It's... don't tell me it's...
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Andy!!
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Hello my brother?
Captain my captain.
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How is the swing gentlemen?
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And why are you two
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another tight pot somewhere?
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So check it out,
I pulled up the big score.
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It's an ass. Nice.
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Wait, let me see.
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Yeah that's a naked booty.
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Yep and it's attached
to my trip date.
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She asked our
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fucking Internet
and cosplay sensation.
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Has over a million followers.
Oh wow.
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An online model so rare
so lucky you are.
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I'm gonna be knee-deep
in vagina hole while
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you're pulling on
your joystick bud.
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What's up?
Left up here.
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GPS says we are close.
All right.
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Don't worry bud, things get bad.
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- I'll let you blow me.
- Thanks you're the best.
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Welcome to the love van.
Your chariot awaits.
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You guys look like you just played Rock
Paper Scissors to see who gets to seduces me.
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Basically.
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- Don't just stare at it.
- Okay.
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Oh, I hope you guys don't mind. I told
my girl Teresa. She can come along?
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What's up bitches.
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May I say,
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- I got damn dream another in person.
- Yeah Randy. Yeah yeah.
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Actually it's Andy.
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Do you guys want
to smoke a joint?
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Dude, she said.
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Texas woo-ow.
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Fuck it.
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So Sheena, like Joe average
that follows you
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gets to see your ass
on the daily, right.
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Does that mean your
premium followers
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get to see your butt-hole? And how
exactly does that work? Excuse you.
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Wow this dude is trippin.
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I'm sorry hot chicks,
I'm just curious.
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And I get really horny
when I get stoned.
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- We all do.
- Oh my god.
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Me too. Hashtag oh my God.
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- Oh my God.
- Holy shit Andy has a double burner.
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This rules.
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Oh my god.
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Who is driving?
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So basically, my lnstagram blew up about
a year ago and, then I got into modeling.
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And that's all I do full-time now.
Don't worry I'm good.
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Looks like your joint knocks
you on your ass a little bit.
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Did you doze off? Andy,
are you all right?
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Are you kidding me right now
baby model.
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ANDY!! ARE YOU OKAY?
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Are you okay, Andy?
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Are you ready to party or what?
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I got something to the festival.
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Woow!
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Look at that.
What we do.
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Your homie is a fun guy.
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Most people get the ship's
from shrimps. Just saying.
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Goddamn it, told you never talk
to that scumbag again.
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Rodriguez trash cooter.
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Damn straight betrayal.
I heard he got
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this girl pregnant at my old school.
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He's cool. It just come back.
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So the Muppet comes
to me for some candy.
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Yeah. I figured you knew
where to score
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some shrooms. Shut the fuck up
pretty boy.
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Hear that? That's the sound
of adventure.
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This will definitely make
the trip trippier.
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- You want a bump for the roll?
- No thanks.
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Malkey. No no dear. Today you are here.
Glad you are alive!
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What's going on here?
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Trying to wrap up something kinki..
It looks kind of yam.
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- All right, Kelly, I'm supervising drug point.
- Drugs? You mean like typods.
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Are you serious?
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- Wow, you are such a good story teller.
- Yes
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Don't be filling up on processed
bullshit now guys. We are going to the first
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spot that's close so we can camp for the night.
Now, I'm making my famous bowl chilly.
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Where the fuck are we?
A small town called... Dark Marsh.
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40 miles outside of Galveston.
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On your way to Houston.
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Google Maps ain't got shit on that.
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You know who's the creep
a pocketbook.
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These are fucking drugs.
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Who the fuck are you?
God! Don't you understand.
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Let me out of this.
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Let me go the fuck out of here.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Do you know me motherfucker?
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Your fucking freak show.
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What the fuck.
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Fuck.
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You fucking pussy,
if I get the fucking out
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of this damn ties, I'll beat you
with that fucking hammer.
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Fuck. I just want to be a little...
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Look down, what the fuck
are you looking at.
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Move.
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You.
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You are my favourite.
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Come on, get me up.
Running out of fucking time.
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Where the hell are you
going sweethearts?
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Fucking about time
you let me out.
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Fucking let me out of here.
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We are fucking short of time.
Come on. Come on.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Quite! Damn it.
Shut the fuck up.
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Well boy there's a
handful out there.
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I wouldn't have marked it for you.
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It's a really nice blunt treat.
Go get it. Go get somebody ass.
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I got it here. We are under
good control.
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It's a really good time.
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Oh yeah.
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What the fuck was that
all about dude?
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That creep was right.
There have been a
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bunch of missing people
in this area.
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Not even that creepy
dirty old Buchan is
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gonna stop us from going to the best
stoner rock festival to ever grace the
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state of Texas.
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Hey guys, I got a video
call from Wayne.
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Hey Wayne,
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What's up cool dudes.
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God damn this blue berry..
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What's up?
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So you fuckers ready for the stoner
festival or what bro? Check me out.
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Am already Burning man. Dude it's like
freakin Coachella over here. Do you have
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light in my bong Bro?
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Tomorrow can't come with enough.
Sorry brothers got to
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put on the stunner shades man. I can't
see my haters bro. Actually I'm just
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trying to hide how stoned I am.
I got a job interview in like an hour.
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But dude it's gonna be fucking
sick bro trust me right lump it.
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Okay, first of all,
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where the fuck are you guys? Why does
this look so creepy as shit? This looks
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like what attack Bundy's murders. Like
somebody what do you guys do together?
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Are you guys like out
camping and shit?
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What is this some
sort of Medicine
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retreat filming fellas?
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Yeah. We just found a cool
place to stop and have some
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beers and then make my
famous chilly for the night.
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Yeah. It's a couple of towns
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outside of the festival. I think.
Sorry guys, taking a piss but
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that's fucking weird bro.
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You know, shit I can dig it dude.
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I can do it and you know
what dude,
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fuck you Sidwell chili astray bud.
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Oh my God.
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Am pissing myself, shit.
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Fuck.
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Aah shit. Guys, don't get you
fucked up tonight, okay.
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We got a long day tomorrow bro.
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And listen, I'll see you stony bronies
tomorrow around noon. I'm gonna
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be that five Buster sure food posted.
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Listen, you know there is
bass player Deanna.
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I heard he can roll a joint in five
seconds one hand dude.
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Dude I totally said that earlier.
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Actually Andy you said
and I quote,
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"I've heard he could roll a
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joint in under five seconds."
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After I said Buffalo bud Buster
would be playing.
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Like Dino in the rest of the band
aren't Buffalo bud buster.
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Like buffalo bud Buster is like, a giant
human buffalo hybrid that just calls
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himself that.
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Has a band and can roll
joints really fast. Poser.
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Weird.
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Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I gotta go piss.
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Byee.
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Oh, he hang up.
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How could you say that.
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You feel like this is really
the right one here.
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All right guys.
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Chilly is getting ready soon.
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What the fuck is that?
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What the fuck.
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It's a fucking Sasquatch.
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What the fuck is that!
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Duke, you gotta see this.
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Duke
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Whats up dude.
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A Sasquatch.
Fucking Sasquatch
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See it.
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You're fucking high.
Get the fucking out of here.
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I'm telling you I see a Sasquatch
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Hey.
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You want a beer?
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Damn.
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Okay!
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Did you see that?
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Cheers.
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You are crazy.
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Did you know if you stare at your
partners other I will give you a high five.
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It will be perfect everytime.
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Everyone needs a high five.
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Oh babe, I'm so glad that we
finally got away from the city.
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Yes, so much needed show time.
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Yeah. But I'm sorry that I banged your
roommate. I was drunk and you were...
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Shhhh..
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Consider that back in the city.
We can't deal with it.
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Police are with her name.
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Yeah. Good luck getting
that deposit back.
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We need to focus on us.
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So far I haven't banged any
of your friend yet. Wait what?
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Do hear that?
Is a party?
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Maybe we should check it out.
What, so you could bang them up?
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I'm here with you now Jack.
Oh, yeah. What a treat.
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Are you okay right now?
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Are you really going right now?
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Worst part about camping is?
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Bugs.
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The outdoors is so fucking great.
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Why do they always want
to be in my house?
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Am prettty partial on ravioli
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Wayne was right.
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Hello Andy, you have any
of this chili bro?
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We're turning it up.
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No thanks.
It will upset my stomach.
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It's like he is like.
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I'm gonna think of every time
I eat beans.
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Every time I make my favorite sports
show every laughing bomb.
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Oh baby.
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Fuck that there. Well, I'm gonna
call the car ambulance.
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Though this is childish bro.
I appreciate you.
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This stupid motherfuckers.
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Hey Girl.
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Well, like did you... Mama
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I do not know that.
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Family really wants to
sandwich. Who sets the fire.
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Thanks bro.
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Beefy tasty stuffed pasta pillows.
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That's right, we are talking about
canned ravioli fruit of the gods
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nature's, tasty treats plucked
from the heavens to your plate.
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Finally.
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A dream.
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It's come true.
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I almost felt it coming.
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Sorry that was my,
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my drizzle.
253
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,720
Ravioli.
254
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,260
I wanted to engulf me.
255
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,760
I have been waiting for this.
256
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,160
No.
257
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:24,200
So good I can hardly take it.
It's so good yes.
258
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:30,000
Yes.
259
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:06,300
Who made this person?
Who made this me Parking?
260
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,560
Just wonderful lady, that's Tara.
261
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:23,660
Let's just lift it all,
never runs out.
262
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:30,000
That giant gone to heaven.
I don't believe that stuff.
263
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:35,360
What is wrong with me?
Oh, it's a pillow.
264
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,920
Thought my skin was
getting too dry.
265
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,000
Everything is about textual.
266
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:01,120
That was such a nausea.
267
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,100
That was the worst day of my life.
268
00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:12,660
That boy is damp canned ravioli.
I don't like it.
269
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:18,960
Running around with his little friends
eat that trash full of preservatives, garbage.
270
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:31,000
Take it to the top,
take it to the top.
271
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,440
Take it all. Do it, yeah.
272
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:41,560
Yeah. Take it to the top.
Come on, come on.
273
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,020
Do it, do it,
do it, do it. Yeaah.
274
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,960
What's that about?
275
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:21,520
Teresa, truth to dare?
276
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:23,680
No.
277
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,120
Rejected.
278
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,360
Lets bring some firewood man.
279
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,280
So you play?
280
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:59,520
Well, I don't so much as play.
I'm more or less feeling it inside my being.
281
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,880
Wow, that's really deep.
You have no idea.
282
00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:10,240
So Teresa, what's your
favorite bitch substitute?
283
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,280
A... tree.
284
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,280
Wow.
285
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,800
And that Andy's female
if you can see.
286
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,880
Hey,
287
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:40,560
Before that...
288
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,080
That guy is booty dog.
289
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Okay.
290
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:52,460
Oh shit. What about Teresa,
I left that
291
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,640
bitch alone with Sidwell.
292
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,240
Hey get off her man.
293
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,200
I was just kidding.
294
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,280
No he isn't gay at all.
295
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,140
That's not what I heard.
296
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:31,920
It's fact watching a guy fucking
another girl, that is gay.
297
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:40,560
So you're telling me that a
chick fuck another chick.
298
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Where is the dick? It is more
hetero than boy on girl porn.
299
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,400
Listen, if I'm going to see a dick,
I'd rather be attached to another hot chick
300
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,720
and stuff, not an ugly dude.
That's not you.
301
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,360
Yeah. That make sense.
302
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:03,840
Oh my God. Holy shit.
303
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,600
Jesus! Get out of here.
304
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,280
Dude, you think you could
save that guy.
305
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,840
Don't fucking leave me dude.
Come on man.
306
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,600
I'm sorry.
307
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,480
Not cool.
308
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Who is fucking this guy?
309
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,120
I can't believe you let
that fuck kill me.
310
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,460
I didn't know there was nothing
I could do Sid.
311
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:32,640
You know how fucking hard it is to pull
pong out of my brain. Fucking hurts.
312
00:51:54,600 --> 00:52:00,000
17 different Italian
herbs and spices.
313
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,500
You know,
314
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:09,680
all wrapped up in that nice
pasta satchel.
315
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:15,040
It's like a beefy pillow.
It's the fruit of the gods.
316
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,200
You know what else,
it's in a can.
317
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,880
It will last literally forever.
318
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,360
And it's delicious.
319
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:38,840
You're disgusting.
320
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Heavens delectable rain drops,
321
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,400
sent from Mount Olympus itself.
322
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,640
Remember that is...
323
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:57,300
Nod to him, you wouldn't know.
324
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:05,000
You felt, what was I supposed to do.
We would have both been killed.
325
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:07,680
It's no secret you don't like me bro.
326
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,080
Leave me out there to die.
some really
327
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,600
fucking uncho pussy shit bro.
328
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:27,440
There is my fucking face over
my face you fucker.
329
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:30,560
No, you're not getting
away that easy.
330
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,560
Not this time.
Fuck.
331
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,500
Come on Andy.
You know I will chop...
332
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,280
You asshole.
333
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,360
Are you okay?
334
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:07,160
Bitch, oh my god. What the fuck
did you do? Did you murder them?
335
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:13,440
I didn't do it. You have a knife in your hand,
so who else did it? I didn't do it.
336
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,560
Who else did it?
Somebody else.
337
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,320
Get away from me you psycho.
Look at me.
338
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,400
Oh, fuck.
339
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:48,960
Somebody help me.
340
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:16,240
Help me somebody open the door.
Help me help me.
341
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:24,160
You have to help me. Let me you use
you phone please. Calm down.
342
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,960
You know I'm dirty but
you're real cute.
343
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,880
Call the police my friends
have been murdered.
344
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,440
There's nothing sweetheart
calm down.
345
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:31,840
Tonight tragedy has shook small-town
Dark Marsh. Official state they have
346
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,000
recovered several bodies of millenials
scattered throughout the woods.
347
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,280
In unrelated news a man says
he had seen a sasquatch.
348
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,280
Dude where are you fuckers at?
349
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:08,640
Merlin's about to go on right now. Dude,
I've been waiting for them all day man.
350
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,000
Some Chicks was freakin
streak naked right now bro.
351
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,280
Dude so sick.
Later dude later bitches.
352
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:41,840
Hope everyone's ready for
this weekend's stoner festival.
353
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:46,960
I heard Dino from Buffalo Buster
will be there. I'm Skid Sizemore and
354
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,960
that's the news. Goodnight and
sleep well Texas.
355
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,540
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