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Love, Laugh and then Live.
Live. The five best ever words.
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Tacky. That?
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Yeah.
Oh, no, no, it's actually very, very nice.
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Obviously we're going to
plaster over that wall
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so you don't have to look at
all those crispy old bricks.
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No, don't do that.
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No, that's lovely exposed brick work.
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Oh, do you not have very nice,
like, taste and things like that?
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Does this fridge have to stay?
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Just cos I've got this beautiful old,
like, vintage brown one.
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I'd love to put it there, if that's cool?
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You want to put a old, brown fridge in here?
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Well, do you like that?
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Yeah. No!
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You like the floor? Yeah. No!
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People would pay a lot of money for
that sort of thing. What, for brack?
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It's really, really nice.
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The broke door?
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What's your name again, first and second?
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Alan Shepherd. Alan Shepherd.
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You've got bad opinions on the floor.
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Sophie, everyone I'm showing
around there is so cold to me
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and they're rich, rich, rich
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but they're dressed like a bloody charity.
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{\an1}HORN BEEPS
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Oh, Christ, that's the beep,
my foot on the beep.
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Hello.
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Are you here for the viewing? It's Harriet.
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I'll get out... Oh.
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Oh, my...
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Hello.
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Sorry, too much stuff I think.
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Um, yeah, I just...
I saw the, um, your agency...
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. SHE LAUGHS
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Just the way you got out
of the car was so funny.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry for laughing.
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You seem very happy about something.
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Ladies walk before men in this house,
please.
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What? OK, yeah.
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I was thinking maybe,
if you wanted, in this room
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you could put a broken,
rubbish old guitar on top of the telly there.
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Everyone likes things like that now, innit?
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Yeah. OK. Good one.
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That's good, yeah fair point.
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I'm a bit of a clone, I suppose.
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You got me back for laughing at you.
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Sorry.
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But what could you mean, Harriet?
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Oh, I just...
Oh, I thought you were making a joke
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cos, like, I'm an obvious,
like, posh indie girl.
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No, no, I said about a guitar,
I didn't say you were Indian girl.
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Are you?
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No, just a snoring white girl.
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{\an1}SHE IMITATES A SNORE
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Wow. Actually, do you mind me asking,
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your accent,
it's... Where are you from, originally?
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Oh. Just...
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Uh, well,
I was born Cyprus and my Dad's from Greece.
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Oh. Cool. Yeah.
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I moved to London when I was 14 so
it took me a while to say, like,
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words like...cherish,
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uh, but I say it all the time now,
like every night.
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Cherish. Oh, God.
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What, pardon?
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No, sorry, I just... It...
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It is harsh how much
shit letting agents get,
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and, like...and, like,
no-one looks at the individual,
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and I just, I mean you probably had it
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shit loads harder than I have, and I just...
Ah.
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Blah, blah, sorry, boring.
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Shall we just keep looking at the flat?
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Yeah, OK. This is the...
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..wine of the flat.
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It's from 1991, which is 18 years ago today.
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Happy birthday, Like,
it's the bottle's birthday!
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That's so random.
The wine's old enough to drink.
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And we were laughing and
laughing because of wine.
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You don't even like wine.
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Oh, man,
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do you fancy her?
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Yes. Definitely.
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Definitely, I do, Sophie.
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Why are you shouting about definitely?
It's 8 PM.
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Sorry. Stath fancies someone.
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Who? Girl called Harriet.
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OK, well, I thought it might be me.
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Well, it's not, it's Harriet.
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Well, shut up, then,
because I have to get up at 4am.
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Why? I'm a postwoman!
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{\an1}HE SIGHS
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When do you want to go to bed?
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Not too late.
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You, are you staying here again tonight?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm thinking so much about my
viewing with that girl tomorrow,
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it's like a clucking in my head.
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I'm thinking about her, as well, actually.
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Are you? That's quite supportive, innit?
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Oh, Sophie, don't go to sleep, I'm excited.
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# When you meet someone and
you can't believe your luck
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# When you meet someone and
you can't believe your luck. #
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Sophie. Sophie.
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Sophie,
do you mind if I have some of this water?
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{\an1}HE GULPS
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Oh, my God.
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Mm. Oh, brilliant, I was almost asleep there.
With your "Mm."
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Sophie, I haven't slept, I feel mad.
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{\an1}HE SNORES
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Are you going to drive?
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Yes.
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There we go...
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Ah!
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{\an1}CAR ALARM WAILS
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Are you too tired to drive?
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I'm actually quite awake now cos
I just smashed into that car.
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Oh, lovely.
How old did you say she was? One?
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She looks four.
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What an old baby!
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Sorry, is there anywhere I can sit down?
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Well, we've actually gone a little
bit modern, little bit of a rebrand,
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so not at present, no.
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Anyway, us single mums have got to
stand up for ourselves, haven't we?
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I'm not single.
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No, neither, am I, I've got a boyf.
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Don't. Do you know where the
desks and tables have gone?
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Julian got rid of all the furniture
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cos he thinks this looks good.
We're all loving it.
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Deanie! On your feet, my man.
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No, you're all right.
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Come on, I'm trying to get this
whole boutique warehouse vibe going.
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You know, I need my top dog!
No, I'm sitting down.
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All right, well, just...you know,
don't want you missing out, do I?
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What's Stath doing? SOPHIE: He didn't sleep.
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Morning, Al. Oh, exactly, yeah.
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How are you doing, lady, lady?
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Oi. Stath's Sister.
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Trying to give you more responsibility here,
if you follow?
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Yeah, sorry. Stath got lost on the way here.
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I need you to hand these out
on the street for me, OK?
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Beautiful bottle of Irish sparkling.
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Someone takes one,
you send them into the office,
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yeah, for a little chat,
then I can boa constrictor, right?
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How are you going to get them in?
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Uh, tell them they have to.
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Right, what are you going to say? Passion!
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Look, I'll say,
"You have to go in and chat to them
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"or I'm calling the police."
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Christ. Actually don't mind that.
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Come on.
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Dean, I want to have a man chat with ya.
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Oh, that's not a desk. Can't do that.
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Where's that guy? Al?
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Come over here, man. It's boys, boys, boys.
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# Come on over to the corner where we chat
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# I don't have a problem with you. #
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What are we saying, man?
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Oh, Jesus, last night man.
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I didn't thing, sleep,
because I was too excited for to
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get my head down cause I have had
the tour in the day with a girl.
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Oooh!
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So did, did she take the flat, or...?
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No, I'm going to do the
tour... Where are you going?
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I'm going to do a tour
with her this afternoon.
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Oh, yeah, is this Harriet Richards?
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No, Harriet.
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Yeah, no, I've toured her before.
Yes, yeah, very charismatic,
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yeah, a bit arty, wasn't she?
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Can't really see that being a match,
cos you're more sort of, uh...
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..hell. Actual hell.
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Oh. Hiya, Vas.
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What does the king think of his new palace,
then?
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Like I said,
I've done a bit of a Gordon Ramsay.
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Is it nice to have nothing at all?
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Yeah, well, it's all on these.
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That's how we did it at Smithwick's.
It's the game these days.
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And did Dean win the game?
He got to keep the chair.
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No, no, the only game that Dean's winning,
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is cheekiest legend in the office!
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I didn't hear that.
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See? New space.
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Brings laughter.
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Explore.
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Do you want some water?
You should go inside, there's nothing. Right.
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She's not wrong.
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It's amazing watching you, your hustle.
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Is it? Yeah.
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Like watching a...a young Alan Sugar,
you know.
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Oh.
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I...I knew you were a...a triple
threat you know, with...with
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the singing and the dancing
and the...and the wit.
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But now you've got water
thrown into the mix and it,
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it's a little bit much! It's a lot.
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What's your favourite threat?
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What? As in the...the triple threat.
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Probably singing.
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Music has been me and Katya's life
ever since we started in July.
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So admirable.
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She could be doing water with me
today and we could be doing tracks.
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All she does is just post sexy
selfies all day, doing letters.
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No, I could,
I could maybe do a track with you.
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Maybe, like, a hot track.
Do you do hot tracks?
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Oh, no, I...
I go to a choir in Birmingham on Sundays.
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So... Like a church, Whoopi Gold, one?
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No. It's...
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It's just in an old guy's flat,
it's only three of us.
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I'm actually the female soprano,
so I go high. I go high.
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Me and Katya both like it low,
so we never know who does what. Right.
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# You know I'm feeling sneaky when
I'm winking and I'm teasing. #
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Oh, wow. It's...
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# And I'm sneaking all night
in the sneaky party, baby. #
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I don't know, I just...
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I just don't know.
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Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. Sneaky.
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# Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. #
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SQUEAKILY: # Sneaky. #
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That's what you sound like!
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How is your new flat?
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I don't have a...
My new flat is quite big, actually.
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{\an1}DOOR OPENS
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Hello. Hello. What's all this?
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How are you?
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Oh, sorry, that was weird, sorry.
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It was, wasn't it? Yeah.
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No, not, yeah, Carole, no.
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So, what. have you come just for
a little chuckle with me. or what?
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No,
I actually came for the viewing at 10:30.
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Wrong.
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Cos your viewing's at 12:30,
I've got another one that's ,
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a different one that's at 10:30.
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Oh, sorry,
it's just I said 10:30 and then you said yes,
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so I just assumed it was 10:30.
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You mustn't assume, sorry.
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I can do it, darling.
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Yeah, I'll throw myself in
the mix for this one. Oh, no.
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No, no, it's OK,
I can actually wait a couple of hours, yeah,
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I have to do some prep for
this group discussion thing
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I'm running tonight,
so I'll just find a cafe and then...
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..and then I'll go with you, Stath.
Sorry, is that right? Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah, of course,
you've got to for the dis...discussion...
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..that thing, the coffee. Yeah, yeah.
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Exactly, yeah,
I have to do that sometimes as well.
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Yeah. Yeah. OK.
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So this is my dad, not him,
him, that's my dad.
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Hello, hi, hi. Hello, this is Steven. Hello.
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Hello, hi. This is Stath.
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Harriet knows that.
248
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Hello.
249
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Oh. Hello.
250
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Oh, my God. I love this.
251
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See the letting agent on the road!
252
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Is he...? I don't know.
253
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Hey! Hey, hello.
254
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I drove all the way here.
255
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Hello, I'm Harriet.
256
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The whole thing's just going
to be brimming with rooms.
257
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,720
It's a bit bigger actually, than... Yeah.
258
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,760
{\an5}..than it looked online, yeah.
It's more light than we thought it would...
259
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,040
Yes, we were a bit concerned,
looking at the photos,
260
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,760
that you wouldn't actually...
261
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,880
Um, excuse me... Yeah. Yeah.
262
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,840
Tell...tell me about it, man.
263
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:53,440
The interesting thing is,
there's actually three or four of these
264
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that you might not have seen before.
265
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Other properties, or...?
266
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,520
No, these. Do you mean...? That...
267
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,960
No, I thought there was something there,
there's not. Oh.
268
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Come on.
269
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,640
Mate? Do you need the toilet?
270
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,120
No, no, I was just checking you're...
Are you OK?
271
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Yeah, you OK? You OK? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, that makes three.
272
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Oh, watch out.
273
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To the master bedroom!
274
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For the master...
275
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..of the thing, the tides.
276
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,600
Actually?
277
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Actually/
278
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Are you two from America?
No. Stop asking us that. No.
279
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Let me see, what's the time, me old mucker?
280
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Um...
281
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,840
Well, it's just gone 12. 12!
282
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,320
What's he doing? I don't know, is he...?
283
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,720
He's just going. He's just gone.
284
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When he arrived,
did he say his name was Harriet?
285
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{\an1}HE SNORES
286
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{\an1}HE SNIFFS
287
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I slept for four hours and 35 minutes.
288
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,080
I flipping missed her!
289
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,040
Let me know, but it's all above order,
I think you'll find.
290
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,520
Done! You got done!
291
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You snooze, you standing.
292
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Huh... You got me.
293
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BOTH: # I got dumped, dumped
294
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,440
# And I'm feeling loony.
295
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,880
# Why do I always go for the nasty chicks
296
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,080
I don't know...
297
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,160
HIGH-PITCHED: # I got dumped, dumped!
And... #
298
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,200
Isn't it politically illegal
to call a chick nasty?
299
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, it is, yeah.
300
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,800
I think that we should just do
that gangster dirty one we done.
301
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,680
I mean, you know,
I guess deep down we're all thugs. Yeah...
302
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,880
Did you show Harriet around? How was it?
303
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,680
Does she want to do another viewing?
304
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,000
Did you tell her I was sorry?
305
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,280
In my car,
I suddenly fell asleep for four hours.
306
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,960
Yeah, she says she doesn't want
the flat no more cos her parents
307
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,720
have got a spare one in West London,
which is nice for her, innit?
308
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,680
Oh, yes, meanwhile, Clerk is telling
me we're going to have to raise
309
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,160
our baby in his dad's hotel in Morecambe.
310
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,360
And did Harriet say anything, or...?
311
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,280
Yeah, the stuff Carole just said.
312
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,760
Right...!
313
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,880
And she was going on about
some discussion drinks,
314
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,160
some hipster shit that she
wants us to go to tonight.
315
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,160
Are we going to go? Let's go.
Are we going to go?
316
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,520
No, I'm sitting down tonight.
317
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,920
No! Al, are you going to go
to the...the discussion thing?
318
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,360
Oh, well... No,
I was actually going to write some songs...
319
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,000
No, no, no, you're not, no...
320
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,400
I'm not good at discussing.
You know, I'm a shit talker.
321
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,720
No, you're not.
ITALIAN ACCENT: I talk-a the shit!
322
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,040
Italy, Italian...
323
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,760
Um,
we've also just got to finish this track.
324
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,080
That's easy - I'll do a rap.
325
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,720
Give me your phone - I'll record the rap
326
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,120
and that's the track finished and
that's the time for discussion.
327
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,320
Time for discussion!
328
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,320
It's fine.
329
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,800
You should go out and then
maybe you can come to mine after
330
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,200
the chatting thing and we
can show Katia the song
331
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,720
and have some dips and spicy crackers.
332
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,440
Yeah. Yes.
333
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,200
Yeah, I'd love that.
334
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,320
RAPS: # Come on, stuckerambos!
335
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,240
# Speaking very quickly tonight. #
336
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,760
Don't throw phones, Dean!
337
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:27,560
OK, well it says the idea of the
group is to provide a safe space
338
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,920
to discuss social issues with people
who may not share your beliefs.
339
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,000
Fantastic. Yeah.
340
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,360
{\an5}It's nice that we're doing the discussion
thing, but I wish it was just me and her.
341
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,640
I'm worried there's going to be,
like, clever clogs.
342
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,640
You know,
if she seems a little different to you,
343
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,960
that's kind of cool.
344
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,640
Yeah, but do you think she's the same as me?
345
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,360
Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah.
Just... Just the same.
346
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,440
So, it's seven now.
347
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,520
Erm, we're not going to be there too long,
are we?
348
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,200
Uh, yeah, I think we are, yeah, too long.
349
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,280
You all right, Harriet?
350
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,760
Oh, my God. This is so great. Oh! OK, OK...
351
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,640
Bless! Thank you for coming.
352
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,920
I know you guys are coming from
353
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,960
a slightly different place from these lot,
so...
354
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,280
Yeah, we've come from our office.
355
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,440
And, look, this is Al.
Al, say something in Japanese to her.
356
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,640
"Tokidoki" means "sometimes".
357
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,800
Is that true? Yes.
358
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,280
Well, shoes off, firstly,
and I think we're going to get started.
359
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,920
OK, so I think I might be
a bit sick when I say this,
360
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,320
but I think that the key to loosening up
361
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,160
before we have a big old
groan about life is...fun!
362
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,240
{\an1}LAUGHTER
363
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,880
{\an1}SHE IMITATES VOMITING Oh, no!
364
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,840
See. No, I'll clear that up later.
365
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,680
{\an1}I get sick too sometimes, Harriet.
SHE CHUCKLES
366
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,160
But when I have too much hard choccy!
367
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,520
OK, that's very specific. Yes. OK, OK.
368
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,280
Right, I want to play some on-theme games,
369
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,200
so, yeah,
I want to see some serious tolerance, OK?
370
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,040
So get up on your feet.
371
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,640
So, if you're ashamed of it, then shout it!
372
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,080
My parents financially support me!
373
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,280
{\an1}CHUCKLING AND GROANING
374
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,920
I eat red meat!
375
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,800
My carbon footprint.
376
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,080
My white male privilege. Yes!
377
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,080
DJ, DJ, DJ!
378
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,640
Sorry, Stath, you're ashamed of DJs?
379
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,080
Oh, no, I was just doing,
like, what's the coolest job?
380
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,760
DJ! Scratch the scratch!
381
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,320
I mean, I love that,
but we're talking about shame.
382
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,320
Oh... Juicy shame.
383
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,160
OK, just because it's a chair to me
doesn't mean it's a chair to you.
384
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,280
What else could the chair be? Chair...
385
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,720
It's a pedal-stool.
386
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,520
A destitute block of flats.
387
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,640
What?
388
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,600
It's a flat, new brand-new flat,
389
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,400
only a couple of hairs
stamped into the carpet.
390
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,600
Still very nice.
391
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,240
That's a real property that we have
if you want to...to consider that.
392
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,240
{\an1}STATH APPLAUDS
393
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,760
Make a point, say agree or disagree,
and then move on.
394
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh, God.
395
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,160
I don't think people should
have to be sent to prison.
396
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,040
I think the treatment of rats
and mice is just disgusting.
397
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,840
Sorry, who's treating rats and mice.
398
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,640
No, no, treating them badly.
399
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,720
Oh, yes,
you want to kill them whenever you can
400
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,440
in case they spit at you.
401
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,160
No, you don't - they're living things.
402
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,800
I think we're saying the same thing.
403
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,120
You want to kill all mice badly.
404
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,000
Agree!
405
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,240
Stath, we're not going to
stay for much longer, are we?
406
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah, well, we'll stay, don't worry.
407
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,640
Harriet, after this,
do you want to go for a drink?
408
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,640
Hey, girl. Hey, babe. How was post?
409
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,080
Uh, whatever, fine.
410
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,720
I had to stay late and I got tired
411
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,000
and I spilt smoothie over every letter.
Hakuna matata.
412
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,160
What have you done?
413
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,560
Well, me and Al wrote a song today for us
414
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,600
and it's sort of a nasty, bad girl track.
415
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,560
OK. Sing it.
416
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,880
He's coming over later to sing it with me
417
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,920
cos it needs his high voice.
418
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,520
Sophie, babe, sing the song.
419
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,200
Two, three, four.
420
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,600
# When a gangster comes to town
421
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,760
# You better hide in your house,
422
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,360
# Cos a gangster, he don't care who you are
423
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,200
# He just shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. #
424
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,680
That was fucking shit.
425
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,560
Well, it does need a higher part.
I said that.
426
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,560
And also, actually, there is more.
427
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,960
{\an5}STATH RAPS ON PHONE: # I got so
much money going to buy the Titanic
428
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,040
# Ride the Titanic all the way to Ayia Napa
429
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,920
# When I get to Ayia Napa
I'm going to have a drink
430
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,440
# Cos there wasn't any
drinks on the Titanic ride. #
431
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,040
That was pretty good.
432
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,920
So, is there anything that
came out of those games
433
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,320
that anyone would like to share?
434
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,200
Anything that pleased or displeased?
435
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,600
Oh, I loved it,
and I think we should all give Harry
436
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,920
a round of a clap for
doing such a good play.
437
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,120
{\an1}APPLAUSE
438
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,000
I really like this guy. He's unreal.
439
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,760
Ah, that's so good. Any, anyone else?
440
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,400
Yeah, I think there's getting
out of your echo chamber,
441
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,200
and there's just mingling with pricks.
442
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,120
Yes,
that is two different things completely.
443
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,320
He said a thing that he disagrees with is
444
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,640
when a tenant complains on a
viewing because a box of old medals
445
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,720
has fallen on their son's head
because it makes him feel bad.
446
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,480
What, me?!
447
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,080
No... That's all right, isn't it?
448
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,000
What, you want me to feel good
because he got a medals all over,
449
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,440
scattered on his head, cutting his head?
450
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,440
He also said some pretty
awful stuff about my mice.
451
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,200
They're YOUR mice.
452
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,720
No, right, no...
No, no, no, no, you don't understand,
453
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,720
I... I'm sorry if I've done offence to you,
but I really, trust me,
454
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,280
yeah, I'm very, VERY nice.
455
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,200
I think you're definitely not nice.
456
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,080
I think that you are fucking the
housing market by overcharging
457
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,480
people so that you can swan
off to your swish lad pad.
458
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,640
Who's swanning?
459
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,600
My dad kicked me out of my flat and
he lives in Cornwall. Birmingham.
460
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,000
OK, good, good.
461
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,040
Well, a healthy debate,
although I would say that the assumptions
462
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,200
that you make, Rose,
are reflective of a wider issue.
463
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,520
I mean, you've barely met this person
464
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,600
and you've decided you
know everything about him.
465
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,840
Thank you, Harriet.
466
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,320
Did you want to go for a drink after this?
Cos...
467
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,400
Why are tsk-ing all night, every day?
468
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,680
Do you know what I mean?
469
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,040
I don't know you at all.
470
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,720
Really?
471
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,240
You showed my wife and I a flat.
472
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,960
Nothing.
473
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,360
The whole garden went up in flames.
474
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,680
Oh, no, do you have a pregnant wife?
475
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,080
Is your baby born, bless her?
476
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,480
He is, yeah... Oh!
477
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,760
But I don't...
478
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,600
Actually...fine. Sorry, fuck it.
479
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,880
So the house that you said
was fine for us to view,
480
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,600
after you casually drove away
from that house that was literally
481
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,640
blazing with smoke and fire,
482
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:42,280
my wife thought that she could hear
a boy screaming inside the house.
483
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,520
I tried to convince her the noise
was coming from the place next door,
484
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,760
but she wouldn't believe me.
485
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,160
So she went inside, and I didn't,
486
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,520
and they...
487
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,280
..they managed to get her out,
sort of concussed,
488
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,160
and when she woke up...
489
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,880
Anyway we're not together any more,
because there's no trust now.
490
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,160
There's no trust now.
491
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,800
Did anyone else think that
when he went into the house,
492
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,240
the wife was going to be dead
when he went in the house?
493
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,920
Oh, my...
494
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,480
OK, I'm sorry.
495
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,960
I think I've made...
I think I've made a mistake here, I think.
496
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,160
What mistake?
You thought she was going to be dead as well?
497
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,200
Fucking hell! What?
498
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,240
I think you have to go.
Just cos he done a story?
499
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,120
I'll show you out.
That wasn't real. Do I have to go?
500
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,520
Harriet, please, I don't want to
have to go back to Al's tonight.
501
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,120
SOPHIE: # When a gangster comes to town
502
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,440
# You better hide in your house
503
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,880
# Cos a gangster, he don't care who you are
504
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,240
# He just shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. #
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