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Not this shit again! 14 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:53,206 No. We don't need Disney fucking +, Scott! 15 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:55,517 We've got cable, and that's enough. 16 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:58,517 All this talk about Disney+ and CBS Max 17 00:01:58,517 --> 00:02:00,448 and shit on a fucking extreme prime. 18 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:01,827 Where's it gonna end?! 19 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:04,068 Straight to fucking hell, that's where. 20 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:05,275 I'm going to work. 21 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,551 Shit! 22 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:16,379 Asshole. 23 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:27,620 Mkay, kids. If we can all be quiet, please. 24 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,275 Today is a very special day 25 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,965 because we have a new student who has just moved to town 26 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:34,206 and will be starting her scholastic adventures 27 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:35,620 here in South Park. 28 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,241 I know you are all going to be very kind 29 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,724 and make her feel at home. 30 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:39,931 Pfffft. Yeah. 31 00:02:39,931 --> 00:02:43,862 Please say hi to Sophie Gray. 32 00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:45,068 Hey, guys. 33 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,379 Um...well, I moved here from Arizona. 34 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:48,586 I really like soccer, 35 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,896 and I love "The Mandalorian." 36 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,172 And, um... 37 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,551 I guess one thing about about me 38 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:55,724 that might be kind of different is that... 39 00:02:55,724 --> 00:02:56,896 I have diabetes. 40 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:59,413 Say what?! 41 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,068 I have a thing called diabetes. 42 00:03:01,068 --> 00:03:02,344 It's a condition that 43 00:03:02,344 --> 00:03:03,965 affects the way my body processes sugar. 44 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,517 ? Will you marry me?? It just means 45 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:07,034 I have to check my blood sugar once in a while, 46 00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:10,482 and sometimes I have... 47 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,000 ? I swear that I will mean it? 48 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,724 ? I say, will you marry me?? 49 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:19,034 ...part of who I am. 50 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:20,655 Oh! And I also have a pony. 51 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:22,448 ? Singing...? 52 00:03:22,448 --> 00:03:24,862 Holy shit, you guys! What am I gonna do?! 53 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:27,068 About what? About Sophie Gray! 54 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,793 She's my boo! I love her! 55 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,413 What am I supposed to say to her? 56 00:03:30,413 --> 00:03:31,965 Scott, you can't be with Sophie Gray. 57 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:33,137 She has diabetes. 58 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,413 I know! That's why she's perfect! 59 00:03:35,413 --> 00:03:37,137 No, Scott, If you and Sophie have a baby, 60 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,413 it'll have super diabetes. 61 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:39,551 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure 62 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:40,931 that causes a crater on the Earth. 63 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,689 That girl is pretty fly. 64 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,344 As soon as she said she watches "Mandalorian," 65 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:45,586 it gave me a little boner. 66 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:46,965 If you wanna be with the new girl, 67 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,344 you're gonna have some stiff competition. 68 00:03:48,344 --> 00:03:50,103 Get it? S-Stiff... 69 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:52,413 c-c-c-c... 70 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:54,379 competition. 71 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:55,793 But she has diabetes! 72 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:58,103 You guys always rip on me for having diabetes! 73 00:03:58,103 --> 00:03:59,931 You guys always rip on me for having diabetes. 74 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:02,206 I'm Scott Malkinson. 75 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:04,275 Oh, no! Not this time! 76 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:07,517 You assholes aren't ruining Scott Malkinson's life again! 77 00:04:07,517 --> 00:04:10,482 I'm taking control, you understand? 78 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,241 I'm taking control, you understand. 79 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:16,827 - I'm Scott Malkinson. - I have diabetes. 80 00:04:20,689 --> 00:04:25,172 ? I can smell the chemicals ? 81 00:04:25,172 --> 00:04:27,793 Hey, Clark. Clark, you there? 82 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:30,000 This is Clark. Go ahead. 83 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,172 Yeah, hey. I think we actually have a job. 84 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,620 The Stotches need their cable box looked at. 85 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,034 Alright. I'm on it! 86 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,344 Now, listen, Clark. 87 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:38,965 Part of why we're losing customers 88 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:41,034 is because people say our service is slow. 89 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:43,620 Don't worry. I'll be there as fast as I can! 90 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:01,586 Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? 91 00:05:01,586 --> 00:05:04,034 Number 3 Value Meal. No pickle. 92 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,862 Oh. Well, finally. 93 00:05:35,862 --> 00:05:37,482 The cable company gave us a window 94 00:05:37,482 --> 00:05:38,931 of noon to 5:00 for you to show up. 95 00:05:38,931 --> 00:05:40,137 It's 5:15. 96 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:42,689 Only 15 minutes late. 97 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:44,068 This is why we should quit cable 98 00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:45,758 and just go to streaming services. 99 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:48,724 Oh! You want quantity over quality?! 100 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,241 Streaming services are destroying our town! 101 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:54,034 People don't watch and bond over the same shows anymore. 102 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:55,965 Everyone watches something different. 103 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:57,827 'Cause you got assholes in Hollywood 104 00:05:57,827 --> 00:06:00,275 making little niche programs for everybody. 105 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:01,551 That's what you want?! 106 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:04,689 Yeah, I think I do. 107 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:10,586 Uh, hi. You're the new girl, right? 108 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:13,482 Just wanted to say, you know... 109 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:15,827 welcome to the school. 110 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:17,862 Oh, thanks! That's really nice of you. 111 00:06:17,862 --> 00:06:19,413 I was wondering if, maybe sometime, 112 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,724 well, I could show you around, if you need it. 113 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:23,034 Wow! That'd be great. 114 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,931 A couple of the other guys offered, too. 115 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:26,241 Yeah. 116 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:27,551 A lot of the guys here are posers, though. 117 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:29,068 You gotta be careful.That's funny. 118 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:30,758 Another one of the guys said that. 119 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,862 He was the tall kid that kind of dresses like you? 120 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:34,551 Oh, yeah. He's a total poser. 121 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,275 God damn it. 122 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:38,655 Fucking assholes. 123 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:51,620 Yeah, and so my dad actually still lives in Scottsdale. 124 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,034 Scottsdale. I love it there. 125 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,379 Hey, Sophie. How's it going? 126 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:55,862 Aah! Watch it, dork. 127 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:57,758 I have something really important to tell you, Sophie. 128 00:06:57,758 --> 00:06:59,034 It can't wait. 129 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:00,724 Oh, okay. I'll see you around, huh? 130 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:04,103 Yeah. Sure thing. 131 00:07:04,103 --> 00:07:05,586 So, um... 132 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:07,172 You have diabetes, right? 133 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:08,172 Yeah. 134 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:10,827 I... 135 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:13,310 have diabetes. 136 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,034 Oh. 137 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,448 So... 138 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:20,068 what do you wanna do now? 139 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,965 So... 140 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:31,275 What's your favorite food that you can't eat? 141 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:33,137 Mine's waffles. 142 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:35,448 Um...I haven't really thought about it. 143 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:36,965 Oh... 144 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:39,448 Do you watch "The Mandalorian" on Disney+? 145 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:41,793 Oh, uh, yeah. Of course. 146 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,931 I love "The Mandalorian!"Right? 147 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,068 It's the best Star Wars thing since "Empire." 148 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:48,034 Makes all the new movies look like dog shit. 149 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,827 Yeah. Like stupid dog shit. 150 00:07:49,827 --> 00:07:51,689 Hey! You're the new girl, right? 151 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:55,793 She's busy!! 152 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:58,551 Hey, are you gonna watch the new episode on Friday? 153 00:07:58,551 --> 00:07:59,931 We could watch it together if you want. 154 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,103 Oh, my God. I would love that. 155 00:08:02,103 --> 00:08:04,482 Okay. I'll come over right when it starts streaming! 156 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:05,517 Oh! 157 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:06,827 Well... 158 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:08,620 The thing is... I mean... 159 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,620 Timmy! 160 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:10,931 She's busy, 161 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:14,206 and she's watching "Mandalorian" at my house! 162 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,586 Timmy... 163 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:19,758 Look at that. Look! 164 00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:21,689 240 channels 165 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:23,551 of anything we want to watch. 166 00:08:23,551 --> 00:08:26,689 No accounts. No fucking passwords. 167 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:29,758 Just pure, simple, basic cable. 168 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:34,379 Ma! Dad! Guess what! 169 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,827 Not now, Scott. 170 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,655 Your mom and I are enjoying watching whatever we want 171 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,137 and not signing up for anything. 172 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,275 But, Dad, there's this new girl at school, 173 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:43,620 and she has diabetes! 174 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:45,862 Oh! That's wonderful, Scott! 175 00:08:45,862 --> 00:08:47,137 Yeah, and guess what? 176 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:49,620 She wants to come over to our house! 177 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,827 So, we have to get Disney+! 178 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:54,206 Aw! Not this shit again! 179 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:55,620 The answer is no! 180 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,793 Dad, please! This is my life! 181 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,689 Streaming services are destroying 182 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,172 our culture, Scott! 183 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:04,413 People got a thousand shows at their fingertips 24/7, 184 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,448 so now Hollywood has to make shows within their shows 185 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:08,931 to make more shows! 186 00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:10,551 But, Dad, what's wrong with people 187 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,896 watching what they wanna watch when they wanna watch it? 188 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,241 What's wrong with people 189 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:15,896 watching what they want when they wanna watch it? 190 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:17,620 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 191 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,758 Unbelievable! 192 00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:22,965 Yeah, it's me. 193 00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:26,034 It's time we took all these streaming services down. 194 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,379 Tell all the guys we're meeting A.S.A.P., 195 00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:32,241 in a window between 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. on Thursday. 196 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:40,275 God damn it! Where are they? 197 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,620 We're gonna run out of time! 198 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,068 Where the hell have you guys been? 199 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,310 You gave us a window of 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. 200 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,275 it's 1:50. 201 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,586 Between 10:00 and 2:00 202 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:53,206 doesn't mean you wait until one-fucking-fifty! 203 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:54,103 Wow. 204 00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:55,413 What's wrong with you? 205 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:58,137 What's wrong is that we're losing our asses 206 00:09:58,137 --> 00:10:00,448 to these streaming sons a bitches! 207 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:01,758 I don't know about you guys, 208 00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:04,241 but I haven't worked a full day in weeks. 209 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:05,758 That's right. 210 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:07,241 These streaming services 211 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,758 all still need the Internet to stream, right? 212 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,551 And who laid all that cable 213 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:13,137 those companies are streaming on? 214 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,793 We did.We did. We did.We did. 215 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:17,000 That's right, we fucking did! 216 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,965 We're cable repairmen. 217 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:22,172 We control what goes into people's houses... us! 218 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,965 It's time that we worked together 219 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:27,344 and show people just how much they still need us! 220 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:30,275 Yeah! Let's uncouple the stranded conductor! 221 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:33,655 Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables! 222 00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:36,379 Bill and Dave, you get supplies from the electronics store. 223 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:39,206 Kurt, help Michael with the hardware we're gonna need! 224 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,034 Let's meet at the breaker between 4:00 and 7:00 p.m.! 225 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,344 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 226 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,034 You're watching "Canada Ploos," 227 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:13,517 Your source for all Canadian entertainment! 228 00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:15,620 Oh, that's pretty cool. 229 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,275 Which Canadian program would you like to watch? 230 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:21,103 "Terrance and Phillip." "The Queef Sisters." 231 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,310 "Terrance and Phillip." "The Queef Sisters." 232 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:27,758 "Terrance and..." "The Queef Si..." 233 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,896 Katherine, I have some bad news. 234 00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,793 What is it, Katie? 235 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,241 Ugh! 236 00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:39,034 God damn it. 237 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,103 You gotta help me!With what? 238 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:47,965 With my baby girl! She's everything to me, bro! 239 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:51,137 But to impress her, I have to get Disney+. 240 00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,241 How can I get it without my parents credit card? 241 00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,827 You don't wanna go messing with that. 242 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,965 You once had a girlfriend, Eric. 243 00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,827 You and Heidi were together a long time. 244 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,724 You know how important this is! 245 00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,655 You want my advice. 246 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,034 You're better off, Scott. 247 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,206 Let some other fool have his life ruined. 248 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,448 What are you talking about, Er... 249 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,206 Do you know what love is, Scott?! 250 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,862 I'll tell you one thing... it's not the happy ending 251 00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,241 that Disney movies promised us. 252 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:17,034 There's just frustration and anger and pain. 253 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:20,862 Relationships are diabetes times 10. 254 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,206 I can handle diabetes. 255 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,172 I can handle a relationship. 256 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,275 Fine. 257 00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:28,310 I'll tell you how to get Disney+. 258 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,655 But when you feel like killing yourself in two years, 259 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,758 don't do it in front of me. 260 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,620 Alright. 261 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,206 Let's do this. 262 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:58,586 Dave? Dave, you got everything from the electronics store? 263 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,068 Not yet. Still working on it. 264 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,793 Well, what the fuck are you doing? 265 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,379 You gave me a window of noon to 3:00 to get it all. 266 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,620 It's only 2:45! 267 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,103 God fucking damn it. 268 00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,482 Can we please get the show on the road here, guys?! 269 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:13,275 Kurt, you got the cable splitters? 270 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,724 - Huh? - God damn it! 271 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,758 Get the fucking cable splitters! 272 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,413 Streaming accounts. 273 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,620 Streaming accounts and passwords. 274 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,517 Streaming accounts. 275 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,724 Passwords. 276 00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,103 Uh, hey. 277 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:40,896 Hey. 278 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,586 What's goin' on? 279 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,034 Uh, Eric Cartman told me 280 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,241 you have access to streaming accounts? 281 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,689 Maybe I do. And maybe I don't. 282 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,137 Are you a cop? 283 00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:52,655 No, I'm Scott Malkinson. I go to your school. 284 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,965 Never heard of you. 285 00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,517 Haven't you ever heard the other kids say, 286 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,551 "I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes?" 287 00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,931 Well, I'm Scott Malkinson. 288 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,620 Oh yeah. 289 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,034 Well, in that case... 290 00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,103 Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max. 291 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,793 I got all the accounts and passwords you need. 292 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,103 No, I need a Disney+ account. 293 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,034 Oh, you want the good stuff. 294 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,379 That's pricey. Hard to find. 295 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,620 What, uh... are you lookin' to trade? 296 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,965 I have two 16-needle boxes of insulin. 297 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,689 Oh. 298 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,862 Oh, God! 299 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,379 Oh! 300 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,551 Yeah. That's pretty good shit. 301 00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,793 Alright. Here you go. 302 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,689 Disney+ account and password. 303 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,793 Alright. 304 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:50,448 I've got the static coupler connected to the RF switch! 305 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,275 You got the BT router undone, Dave? 306 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,379 Yeah. Yeah. I think that's got it. 307 00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:57,000 Okay. Let's throw the pulse cable! 308 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,517 Yeah! I think that's good! 309 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,689 Oh, God. 310 00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,344 Hey!Hi. Sophie. 311 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,655 The show starts streaming in two minutes! 312 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,862 I have to watch right when it starts streaming. 313 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,068 I hate spoilers! 314 00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,310 Me too! 315 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,000 This'll be a great place to watch it! 316 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Uh-oh. 317 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,379 Hey do you have some juice or something? 318 00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,000 My blood sugar is a little low. 319 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,689 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 320 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,896 Huh? 321 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:35,000 Uh, here you go. 322 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,827 I have lots of juices standing by. 323 00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,517 Great! 324 00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,517 Mmm! Okay! It's time! Put it on. 325 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,724 Oh-kay! 326 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,620 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 327 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,827 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 328 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,931 Hey! What's going on! 329 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,310 I-I don't know. 330 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,206 This is item number 4-5-7... 331 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,827 Can you change it back? 332 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,413 It's not... working. 333 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,517 Look at these stunning earrings... 334 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,310 - I don't know what's going on! - It's gonna be okay! 335 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,586 That Jimmy kid invited me to watch at his house! 336 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:15,586 Come on! 337 00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:16,758 Oh, no! Not Jimmy! 338 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,862 Bay! Bay! 339 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,551 Come back! 340 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:24,517 Now back to "PC Babies." 341 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,241 "PC Babies"? What the hell is this? 342 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,862 Put it back to "Mandalorian," Jimmy. 343 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,517 Nobody likes "PC Babies." 344 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:36,137 I'm trying, but something's wrong with the TV. 345 00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,068 ...karat gold. 346 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:40,310 This is bullcrap. Give me that thing. 347 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,310 You're watching "Canada Ploos!" 348 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,551 God damn it! 349 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:50,448 Oh. Hey, Sophie. 350 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,586 And Scott. 351 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,551 Hey. Hope it' still okay to come over. 352 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,068 Sure. Come on in. 353 00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,965 Hey, look who's here, fellas. It's Sophie. 354 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,413 And Scott! 355 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,758 Hey, Sophie. 356 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,586 Oh, no. Your streaming services are messing up, too? 357 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,482 What do you mean? This isn't just happening here? 358 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,275 No. We were just at Scott's house, 359 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,206 and it was the same thing. This is terrible. 360 00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:10,586 Hey, don't worry, Soph. 361 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,448 We can watch it together at Token's house. 362 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,275 His family has the best AV equipment. 363 00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,275 Oh, what happened to "girls are just like diabetes"? 364 00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,862 Let's just hurry and get to Token's house. 365 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,344 Yeah. Come on, Sophie. 366 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,655 And Scott! 367 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,241 We're the Blacks - 368 00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,241 A hip family just trying to get by. 369 00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:29,344 The problem is our neighbors. 370 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,931 We're the Whites. 371 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,275 Nobody ever cares if bad things happen to us anymore. 372 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,965 And things are getting worse. 373 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:39,000 Because in this town, it's "The Whites and The Blacks," 374 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,655 on Amazon Prime. 375 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:45,034 What the...? What is wrong with this stupid thing? 376 00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,931 I don't even know who to call. 377 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,482 Here, let me try something. 378 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:52,172 Here it comes. Here it comes. Shh. 379 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,068 Park County cable. 380 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,896 Oh, your streaming isn't working? Huh. 381 00:17:56,896 --> 00:18:00,172 Gee, I'm sorry, but that's really not our problem... 382 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,758 Uh, sir, can you hang on? 383 00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,172 I got another call. 384 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,896 Park County cable. 385 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:07,275 None of your streaming services are working, either? 386 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:08,517 Don't worry. 387 00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,344 You and everyone else in this town 388 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,965 can count on your local cable company. 389 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,793 We'll come fix the problem. 390 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,448 Alright, guys. Let's be the heroes this town needs. 391 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,793 Yeah! 392 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,586 You're watching "Crab People" on HBO Max. 393 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,551 So you say that these mutant crab people 394 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,448 came up from under the ground, and started eating children? 395 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:43,482 No, no, no. "Crab People" is a show that came on TV 396 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:46,620 when I was trying to watch "Stranger Things" on Netflix. 397 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,034 Oh. 398 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:55,310 Mom, I can't watch Mandalorian ANYWHERE. 399 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,310 Oh, no. It's happening here, too? 400 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,827 Who are all these boys, Sophie? 401 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,448 Hello, ma'am. I'm Eric Cartman. How are you? 402 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,275 Hi. my name's Jimmy. 403 00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:06,862 -Clyde Donovan. -Yeah, yeah. 404 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,827 Nobody cares, Clyde. 405 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,310 Well, it looks like nobody's streaming shows tonight. 406 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,517 Sorry, Sophie. 407 00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,310 Not as sorry as I am, Sophie. 408 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,931 I'm the most sorriest, Sophie. 409 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,724 You assholes, stop talking to her! 410 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,103 Scott? 411 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,448 I am done having you all ruin my life! You hear me? 412 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,689 Done! 413 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,862 You've taken my dignity for all these years, 414 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:56,068 but you are not taking my girlfriend! 415 00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,448 What are you talking about, Scott? 416 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,241 I'm not your girlfriend. 417 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,448 You're not? 418 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,310 Uh-oh. Looks like you got some pie on your face, Scott. 419 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,827 I'm not anyone's girlfriend. 420 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,655 I just fucking moved here, you guys. 421 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,551 Can I have time to unpack the shit in my room? 422 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,655 But Sophie, you're totally my type... 423 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,551 type one diabetes. 424 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:18,689 Scott, I'm more than just my diabetes. 425 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,620 Well, I'm not. 426 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,586 I'm Scott Malkinson. 427 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,689 Need a candy bar? 428 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,448 You're low, right? 429 00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:56,586 Here. 430 00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:00,000 It stinks having diabetes, sometimes, huh? 431 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,103 You seem to do alright. 432 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,655 Still sucks. 433 00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,620 Kids don't know how much extra you have to do 434 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,862 every day just to be okay. 435 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,103 Yeah. 436 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,724 I'm glad there's a kid at my new school 437 00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:13,724 who I can talk about diabetes with. 438 00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,000 You don't think I'm weird and gross? 439 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,862 You know what? I don't think you're any weirder or grosser 440 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,517 than any of the other boys in this town. 441 00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:24,896 Wow. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 442 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,413 I'm sorry you missed your show, Sophie. 443 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,689 I don't know what happened, 444 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,862 but somehow I feel like it was my fault. 445 00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:33,689 It's okay. I had an interesting night. 446 00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:37,137 I think I kind of like the "Scott Malkinson Show." 447 00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:49,551 Okay, we're here. We... ah, shit. 448 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:54,151 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31213

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