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? PC Babies! ?
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? They're comin' to your town! ?
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The PC Babies!
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? The wokest kids around! ?
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? When there's something
problematic ?
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? They're sure to
let you know! ?
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? Making things fun
and gender neutral ?
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? Everywhere they go ?
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? They're everybody's
fave-sies ?
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? They're PC Babies, yeah! ?
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And now back to
"PC Babies!"
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Yeah! Who's strong?
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I'm strong.
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Who's a strong woman?
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I'm a strong woman!
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You are gonna smoke
the competition!
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I'm gonna smoke the competition!
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Oh no.
It's the babies.
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Kids! Kids, okay!
What's the matter?
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Oh, no. I left Disney+ on,
and it went to "Mulan."
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They don't like Mulan?
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No, because Mulan is a female
that identifies as male
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and yet the movie
doesn't take the time
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to address real trans issues.
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Okay! Okay! We know...
"Mulan" is outdated
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in creating straw dog characters
to talk about trans issues.
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Daddy's turning it off.
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But just how many advocates
has yet to be seen...
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Alright.
Everyone, listen up.
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As you know,
this school is a place
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where everyone should
feel included.
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Our challenge is to motivate
ourselves and others
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to create an inviting,
non-bigoted and...
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Hey, Stotch, you got
a fuckin' problem?
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No, sir!
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Now, I think that
what we all need
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are leaders
who motivate by example.
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And so I would like
to inform you all
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that your vice principal
is competing
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in the Strong Woman Competition
in Morrison this weekend!
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Let's hear it for her.
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Well, thank you, PC Principal.
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Um, listen, guys,
I just hope I can make you proud
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and, more importantly,
I hope you can see
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that no matter who you are,
you can do anything.
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We've really come a long way
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breaking down
gender binary bigotry,
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and I hope I can
especially inspire
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some of my girl students here.
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Or those who identify as girls.
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Yes, or those
who identify as girls.
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Get out there and get involved
in school sports and clubs.
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If there's something you love,
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don't ever let anything
hold you back.
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The first bugbear lashes out
at Stan with its broadsword!
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And it hits with a 17!
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How much damage is that?
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Four plus two slashing.
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Okay!
I jump up to the bugbear!
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And I yell, "For Waterdeep"!
And I kick it in the balls!
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I don't think
bugbears have balls.
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Then how do they make
baby bugbears?
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Oh, hi, boys!
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We got some new students
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who want to be
part of the gaming club.
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You know Tammy and Nichole?
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Um...
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Uh...no.
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This is a school club, boys.
All clubs are inclusive.
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Have fun, girls.
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Hey, guys.
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What the fuck do we do?
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Um, guys, we play lots
of games here at Dice Studz,
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but today,
we're playing "D&D."
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You don't just show up
and start playing.
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You have to generate
characters and...
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Yeah, we created
some this morning.
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I'm a Human Paladin,
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and Nichole is
a Tiefling Warlock.
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Do something, Eric.
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Uh, guys, um...
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they're fighting a bunch
of bugbears right now
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that are led by
a 12th-level Druid.
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Okay, I cast Vampiric Touch
on the Druid.
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Crit.
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A beautiful day
in Morrison, Colorado,
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as we get ready
for the 6th Annual
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Strong Woman Competition!
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A two-day-long competition
of tests built to push athletes
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to their very limits.
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Joining me now is
the current champion
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of the Strong Woman Competition,
Strong Woman.
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Ms. Woman,
do you feel ready?
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Oh, yeah.
I'm ready, David.
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There are just so many
amazing women athletes
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out here today.
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It makes me so proud.
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Now, this is the first year
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that a trans woman
is in the competition.
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How do you feel about that?Amazing.
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I feel honored to be
a part of history.
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I have a lot of incredible
trans friends who are athletes,
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and so we're all inspired
this woman's competing.
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Uh-huh, and uh...
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have you actually ever met
Heather Swanson?
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Uh, no, I've never competed
against her before. No.
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She's not exactly
your average trans athlete.
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Well, what is
an average trans athlete?
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Honestly, I find that
kind of bigoted, David.
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Okay, Heather Swanson
is actually joining us now.
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Ms. Swanson, how does it feel
to be competing today?
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I can't tell you how free I feel
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now that I've started
identifying as a woman.
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Now that I can
compete as female,
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I'm ready to smash
the other girls!
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And is it correct you just
starting identifying as female
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two weeks ago.
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I'm not here to talk
about my transition.
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I'm here to kick
some fuckin' ass.
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Let me tell you something,
Dingleberry... David Perry.
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I'm gonna roll up
the other women here,
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and I'm gonna smoke 'em.
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I am the strongest woman
this state has ever seen!
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Any words for the challenger,
Ms. Woman?
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Uh, good luck, Heather.
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Luck is for dudes.
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Well, with that,
let's get right to the action.
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? Rising to the top,
push it to the edge ?
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? Give it all you got,
barely break a sweat ?
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? Strong Woman! ?
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? Strong Woman ?
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? Yeah, she's got speed,
she's got the moves ?
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? She's got the muscle
and a whole lot to prove ?
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? Strong Woman! ?
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? Strong Woman! ?
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Arghhhhhh-yeah!
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? Hey, you ?
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? Go strong woman, go ?
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? Hey, you ?
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? Your time is now,
whatcha gonna do? ?
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? Pedal to the metal,
find another gear ?
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? She takes what she wants,
nothing left to fear ?
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? Strong Woman! ?
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? Strong Woman ?
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? Now, hey girl,
you're the best in the world ?
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? And, hey, hon ?
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? Don't look now,
but you just won ?
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Hell yeah! I won!? Strong Woman ?
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? Strong woman,
strong woman ?I'm a strong woman!
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? Strong woman,
strong woman ?Look at it! Its mine!
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? Strong woman ?I'm the best!
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? Strong woman ?I'm the strongest!
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So...
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second place...
that's pretty damn good.
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Yeah.
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I guess she...
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just started
identifying as a woman
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a few weeks ago.
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Doesn't really s-seem fair.
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Just don't.
You'll upset the PC Babies.
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It is unfair!
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It is tyrannous,
and it is wrong.
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Ever since these girls
were allowed to join
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Dice Studz Gamers Club,
it has been a train wreck.
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Every single game we play,
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they, like,
figure out all the rules
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and they use the rules
to, like, make us look stupid.
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they killed the dungeon master!
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We didn't think
it was even possible
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to kill the dungeon master.
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Shut up, Butters.
It's notpossible.
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It's just that, weplay
board games for the theme.
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We want to be
pirates or Vikings.
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You know what the girls
think about?
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They think about red cubes
versus blue cubes
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and how much of this equals
that many victory points.
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They're just doing math!
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So, they're smarter than you
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and beating you
at all the board games.
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Yes.
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No!
No!
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It's just different.
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Look, we started Dice Studz
with a dream.
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A dream that that we could
actually do something
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interesting at school
just for like 60 minutes.
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"Nothing we can do," he said.
"Hands are tied," he said.
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We're gonna have to deal with
this ourselves, you guys.
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I think Nichole and Tammy
are cool to play with.
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Well, you won't
think they're cool
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when the rest of us
leave Dice Studz,
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and you're left to play
only solo board games.
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You mean like "Nemo's War"?
"Nemo's War" is sweet.
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Look, maybe we just gotta
play harder stuff,
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you know, stuff the girls
can't keep up with.
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Hey, that's not a bad idea!
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We been takin' it easy
on the girls.
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Time to show 'em what
real board gamers play!
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What do real board gamers play?
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Well, if you want
something hard,
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then you need a really crunchy
Euro game, something like
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a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan,"
or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.
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Do they involve math?
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Well, all euros are
pretty mathy.
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Nope, no good.
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We need something with
lots of, like, war
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and dice and thematic shit.
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So, then you want
a war miniatures game,
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something skirmish-style, like
"Legion" or "Blood & Plunder."
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Dude, you're really
into board games.
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Alright. That's it, guys!
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Dice Studz gamers club
is about to go
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tabletop miniatures.
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Emory, stop playing
with your food.
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I'll get it.
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Hey, what's goin' on?
Is your girlfriend home?
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Oh, she's sort of busy
right now, Ms. Swanson.
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Just want to tell her
no hard feelings
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about me winning
the Strong Woman Competition.
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Yeah, you already told her that
at the competition.
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You got a problem with me?
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'Cause it's starting
to seem like
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you have a problem with me.
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What's going on...
Oh, hi, Heather.
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I was just stopping by
to make sure
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you're not too beat up.
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Oh, that's really cool.
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I'm sorry, but I have all
the kids right now,
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and they're-Oh, where are
the little kiddos?!
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I'd love to meet them.
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Oh! Hey, kids!
There's a lot of you.
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Your mom must be a strong woman
to take care of all of you.
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Of course, Ihave
the Strong Woman trophy, though.
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Just kidding right?
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Look, why don't you just
get out of here.
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Oooh, sounds like someone here
is a transphobe.
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Don't you dare.
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I'm trans peoples'
biggest supporter.
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What I think you are is
a terrible sport!
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Transphobe!You better knock it off!
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Just don't... you're gonna
upset the PC Babies.
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And if you dare call me
a transphobe again,
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I'm gonna... You're gonna what?
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Beat me up?
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You gonna beat me up,
transphobe?
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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See you later kids.
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Come on over and see
ol' Auntie Heather
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If you wanna see what
a real strong woman is like.
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Are you feeling
what I'm feeling?
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What do you mean?
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I don't know what it is but...
253
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something about that woman
just doesn't seem right.
254
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And now back to
"PC Babies!"
255
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Hey, guys.
Hope it's cool we brought Kelly.
256
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She wants to be
in the club, too.
257
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Oh, yes!
That's very cool, girls!
258
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We're just setting up
today's game.
259
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It's a pirate miniatures game
called "Blood & Plunder."
260
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Yeah, we saw it on the schedule.We
love "Blood & Plunder."
261
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Are we gonna play, like,
a four-on-four skirmish
262
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with two different factions?
263
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Whoa.
You painted your miniatures?
264
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Yeah who wants unpainted
miniatures, right?
265
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Where'd you learn to do that?
266
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We watch YouTube tutorials.
You can find a bunch on BGG.
267
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I love BGG!
268
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Oh, cool.
Do you watch Game Night?
269
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Excuse me!
270
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We are going to play the
six-hour long, very thematic
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"Nemesis."
272
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Oh, cool, we just watched
the tutorial for that
273
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on "Dice Tower."
274
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And now back
to "Women in Sports"
275
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with Janet Spears.
276
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Our next guest has been
really lighting it up
277
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in women's competitions.
278
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Since she's identified as female
two weeks ago,
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she's won every female sport
she's entered.
280
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Please welcome Heather Swanson.
281
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Well, thank you, Janet.
282
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It's a great pleasure
to be here.
283
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I know that I am an inspiration
to all women
284
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and trans athletes everywhere.
285
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Yes.
We are all truly inspired.
286
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Now, there are
some women out there
287
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who just want to run and hide.
288
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I'm talkin' to you,
Strong Woman.
289
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You still dare to
call yourself that?
290
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Your name is a joke,
291
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,758
because ol' Heather Swanson here
292
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will beat you anywhere,
anytime, at anything.
293
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Hey...
294
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Don't let her get
to you, Strong.
295
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She's not getting to me.
296
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,931
You know, I don't know why
297
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,827
she has such a grudge
against you but...
298
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Because I know her!
299
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What do you mean?
300
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,000
It's Blade Jaggart.
301
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He... Sheis my ex boyfriend.
302
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,482
Wha...
303
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:58,034
Back when we were together,
he was such an asshole.
304
00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,586
When I finally
broke up with him,
305
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,448
he said, one day,
he was going to get me back.
306
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,931
And now he's got us both
by the balls.
307
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:08,551
But then she doesn't really care
about trans people
308
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orwomen?
309
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:12,724
He hates wom... Shehates women.
310
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,310
When I left him, he felt like
he got beat by a girl,
311
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and nothing makes Blade Jaggart
more crazy
312
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than getting beat by a girl.
313
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I didn't even know people
like that existed.
314
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It is unfair.
315
00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:27,965
It is tyrannous,
and it is wrong!
316
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Dice Studz is a board game group
317
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that brings thrills and laughter
to dozens of boys at our school.
318
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But that laughter is
being turned into screams
319
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as girls constantly invade
with their unfairness.
320
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The girls found Eric
on the first round
321
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,965
of "Fury of Dracula"!
322
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,379
Yes, inclusion is wonderful,
but we have to admit
323
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that boys and girls
are simply different
324
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in some ways that can sometimes
make competitions unfair.
325
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,724
Have you ever seen how girls
do their homework?
326
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They do it thatnight.
327
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Meticulously
going over every detail
328
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and often finishing before
they absolutely have to.
329
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,310
This is how girls are with
board game rule books.
330
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Before we even start playing,
331
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:06,379
they've already strategized
a way to win,
332
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,344
leaving others...
in the dust.
333
00:13:08,344 --> 00:13:10,965
And now I'd like for you
to hear from my friend Scott,
334
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,655
who has diabetes.
335
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:16,172
"My name is Scott Malkinson,
and I have diabetes."
336
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Terminaldiabetes.
337
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,862
"I have terminal diabetes."
338
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:22,034
Board games are the only thing
that give me relief
339
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,379
from the physical
and mental anguish
340
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,965
"I experience every day."
341
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,689
Wow, Scott,
I didn't know it was that bad.
342
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,551
Neither did I.
343
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,724
"Dice Studz is my only
shot at happiness.
344
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:33,103
Please don't let outdated
school policies destroy it."
345
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,517
Wow.
Thank you, Scott.
346
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Diabetes everyone.
347
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:38,724
We hope that our presentation
has helped to change your minds
348
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,620
about school clubs
in our country.
349
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If not, we will be back
every...single...day.
350
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:49,103
Please, let Dice Studz
be for studs.
351
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,517
Women's MMA fighting
is growing in popularity
352
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:57,000
and no other female fighter is
as explosive as Heather Swanson.
353
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,172
Yeah!
354
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,103
Heather, your story
is an inspiration
355
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,793
to sports fans everywhere.
356
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,758
Congratulations on
your shocking success.
357
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,827
I just hope I can motivate
little girls out there.
358
00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,724
Motivate them to understand
359
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,827
that I will beat them
at any sport they try.
360
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,793
Motivate them to run away
361
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:19,068
like that chicken shit
Strong Woman did because I...
362
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,241
Alright. Alright.
That's enough.
363
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:23,103
You, uh...
You made your point, Heather.
364
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,862
We get it, okay?Oh, hey, Transphobe.
365
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:28,068
This is a nice surprise.
366
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,241
Oh, God.
What is he doing?
367
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:32,931
Look, everyone I know
we're all a little...
368
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,586
afraid to have any opinions
on this stuff,
369
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:38,862
but there can be situations
where it's...
370
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:41,758
not so east to...
371
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,241
What I mean is...
372
00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,275
I didn't count on being the best
373
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,275
since identifying as a woman.
374
00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:49,275
Yeah, no shit, 'cause you went
through puberty as a male,
375
00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:51,586
so your body is
completely different.
376
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,896
And that's exactly what
a transphobe would say!
377
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,896
I told you not to
call me a transphobe.
378
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:01,482
All I want is
to have a discussion.
379
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:03,413
Transphobe.
380
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:11,413
Oh, shit.
381
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,655
Isn't this nice, you guys?
382
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,793
Clean fresh air,
soothing sounds...
383
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:19,551
just us boys and
"Star Trek: Ascendancy."
384
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,689
Hey, fellas!
385
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:22,103
Come quick!
You gotta see!
386
00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:23,137
See what?
387
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,448
Well, it's the girls!
388
00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,827
They started
their own board game club
389
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,103
at the school!
390
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,448
"Board Girls"?
391
00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:33,310
How lame is that.
392
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,689
The fuck is this?Wow!
393
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,310
Well, this is just like what you
said Dice Studz would be, Eric!
394
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,275
Oh, hey, guys.
Welcome to Board Girls.
395
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,689
Wanna have a look around?
396
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,448
So, over here,
we have our co-op games.
397
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,931
I think they're doing
"Sub Terra" right now.
398
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,655
And there, we do our deck
and engine builders.
399
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,241
Have you tried "Inuit"?
It's really cool.
400
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,965
We have miniatures painting
over there,
401
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,413
and most of our miniatures
gaming happens in that area.
402
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,310
Hey those girls are playing
"Crisis Protocol"?!
403
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,689
That's not even out yet!
404
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,655
Yeah, we get advanced
copies of games
405
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:10,206
because our club reviews them
for our gaming channel.
406
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,586
Hey, boys!
You need to get out, mkay!
407
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,482
No boys in the girls'
school clubs.
408
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,758
Come on, let's go.STAN: What?! Who says?
409
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,862
New school policy,
came down from the top.
410
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,172
Now get your asses outta there.
411
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,206
Well, who made up
that stupid rule?
412
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:25,103
Yeah, who made up
that stupid rule?
413
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,517
We now return
to "PC Babies."
414
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,275
Are you just...
not gonna come home?
415
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:53,965
How am I gonna look my kids
in the eyes, Strong?
416
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,931
Since they were born,
we've taught them to accept
417
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:59,413
and fight for those
who are marginalized,
418
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,517
that there's no grey area
when it comes
419
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,793
to inclusion and acceptance.
420
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,620
When I go back,
all they are going to see
421
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,000
is a big fat hypocrite.
422
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,758
And now I just used a word
to shame people
423
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,413
with weight issues.
424
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,620
"P"...
you can't just shut down
425
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,862
because you're afraid of how
the babies are going to react.
426
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,034
I didn't shove him...
her... for being trans.
427
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:24,103
I shoved her because
she's your ex boyfriend
428
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:25,758
and she's being a dick.
429
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:29,068
Do you think the PC Babies
will see the nuance?
430
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,655
You know how they are.
They're babies.
431
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:34,517
Their minds are made up
before anyone says anything.
432
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,172
Then I've really got only
one thing I can do.
433
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,586
I have to try
and make things right
434
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,241
with Heather Swanson.
435
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,448
Uh, hey, students.
436
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,896
As you know,
437
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,862
we've had some issues
here at the school
438
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:49,689
that we are working very hard
to correct.
439
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,344
So, today we are...
440
00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:54,827
honored to have
a motivational speaker.
441
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,896
She is the current
Strong Woman Champion
442
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:59,517
and also the champion
in Women's MMA fighting
443
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,931
and in Women's Wrestling.
444
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:05,241
Please welcome
the inspiring Heather Swanson.
445
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,068
Yeeaah!
446
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,000
Fuck yeah!
447
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,758
? Oh, my God?
448
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,620
Hello, boys and girls.
449
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,689
I'm here to talk to you
because, apparently,
450
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,000
your school leaders
have failed you.
451
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,862
I'm gonna tell you
something, kids.
452
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,379
There's only one thing that
matters in this world,
453
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,379
and that's being the best.
454
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:41,241
Your Vice Principal teaches
you girls to be strong,
455
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:44,551
but she comes in second.
456
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:48,172
You got anything to say
about that, PC Principal?
457
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,655
No, Ms. Swanson.
458
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,758
"No, Ms. Swanson."
459
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,896
You see, people don't
look up to losers.
460
00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:59,724
They look up to champions.
461
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,896
And every time
I beat another woman,
462
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,413
I feel better.
463
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:04,896
Dude, I really like this person.
464
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:07,068
And that's why I'm the best!
465
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:10,068
Because Heather Swanson
doesn't get beat.
466
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,586
I work to be the best
at everything!
467
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,517
And Heather Swanson will
beat any other woman
468
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,862
any time, anywhere!
469
00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:20,275
Bet you can't beat Nichole
at "Blood Rage."
470
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,655
What?!
471
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:24,103
Wh-What did you say, transphobe?
472
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:26,931
Yeah, but I bet you can't
beat Tammy at "War of the Ring."
473
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,827
You don't disrespect a champion,
little girls!
474
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,965
You think Heather Swanson
doesn't know board games?!
475
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,172
I was playing board games
before your mom
476
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:37,310
even crapped you
out of her vagina.
477
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,000
Okay. So, then,
let's do it, bitch.
478
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,793
Oh, it's on.
479
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:48,206
? Tabletop bloodbath,
nothing left to say ?
480
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,448
? Your moment is here,
time to make 'em pay ?
481
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,448
? Strong Woman! Strong Woman ?
482
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:53,931
? Strong! ?
483
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,655
? Woman! ?
484
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,965
? Smoke the competition,
show 'em what you got ?
485
00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,000
? All your painted miniatures
are really paying off ?
486
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,137
? Strong Woman! Strong Woman ?
487
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:04,103
? Strong! ?
488
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,241
? Woman! ?
489
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:07,620
? Hey, wow ?
490
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,758
? Who's the Strong Woman now? ?
491
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,344
? And hey, you ?
492
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,689
? Thought you were the best,
but you're about to lose ?
493
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,931
? To the Board Girls,
they got the moves ?
494
00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:18,482
? They pummeled you
at "Alchemists" ?
495
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:19,965
? And kicked your ass
in "Carcosonne" ?
496
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,000
? Board Girls,
they know all the rules ?
497
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,655
? They watch Rodney Smith,
Tom Vasel, and Becca Scott ?
498
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,620
? Hey, cool ?
499
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,068
? They made you look a fool ?
500
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:31,689
? And hey, sweet ?
501
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,068
? Take a step down,
you just got beat ?
502
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,793
? By the Board Girls ?
503
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:38,172
? Strong! ?
504
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,655
? Strong Woman, Strong Woman!
?HEATHER: You think that's fair?!
505
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,586
You only won because
you dumb girls
506
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,413
memorize the rule books!
507
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:48,034
When I play games, I just wanna
be a pirate or a spaceman.
508
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:51,137
That's right!
You and your stupid rules!
509
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:54,965
I may identify as a woman now,
but I grew up a boy
510
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:57,241
and so you have
an unfair advantage over me!
511
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,655
Yeah, an unfair advantage,
you stupid girls!
512
00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:03,206
Come on, Ms. Swanson.
We can go make our own club!
513
00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:11,586
You sure you're ready for this?
514
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:14,034
I just want to get it over with.
515
00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:15,965
-Mommy!
-Momma!
516
00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,379
-Mommy!
-Yay, Mommmy!
517
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:20,068
Yes, kids.
And look who else is here.
518
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:22,965
-Daddy!
-Daddy!
519
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,793
-Yeah, Daddy!
-Dada!
520
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,724
Dada.
I wove you.
521
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,034
I... I don't understand.
522
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,620
They don't care.
523
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,310
They must see the nuance
524
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:34,517
to this whole situation.You're right!
525
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,034
They realize that raising
a gender-based issue of strength
526
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,068
doesn't necessarily make one
a bigot or a bully.
527
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,379
All this time, we were worried
528
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,862
what the PC Babies would think.
529
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,551
And we didn't realize
530
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:46,241
that our little babies
are growing up.
531
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:50,841
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