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RANDY: ? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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ANNOUNCER:
The Tegridy Farms Halloween Special!
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RANDY: ? There's ample
parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" ?
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? I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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ANNOUNCER: The Tegridy farms Halloween
Special, brought to you by...
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ANNOUNCER #2: Tegridy Weed.
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[SINGING] It's the most
wonderful time of the year,
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Well? You all excited, gang?
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For Halloween? I guess so.
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This isn't just any Halloween,
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because this week, Tegridy Weed
is doing a Halloween Special.
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It's a big promotional thing.
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Everyone's gonna love it.
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Hey, where's Shelly?
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Shelly hasn't come out
of her room in two days.
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Why?
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You know why, Randy.
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[SIGHS] Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Shelly.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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What do you want?
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Come on, kiddo.
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Come talk with your old man, huh?
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Come on, punk.
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Shelly, we need to talk
about your marijuana problem.
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You know, what's your problem with it?
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I hate marijuana.
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Yes, we all know! But why?
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It stinks, and it makes
everyone in this town
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dumber than they already are.
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Shelly, the truth is,
some of the most important
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people in the world smoke weed.
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Did you know that
Snoop Dogg smokes weed?
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Yes. Everyone knows Snoop
Dogg is a stupid pot head.
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Way more people enjoy
marijuana than you think, okay?
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Okay, who's your idol?
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Who do you most look up
to in the whole world?
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Serena Williams.
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Total stoner.
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High as a kite every tennis match.
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No she's not!
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You don't know that, Shelly.
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Now you're just making assumptions.
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Everyone in this country
is getting dumber,
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and I wish marijuana was illegal again!
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[GASPS] Shelly!
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Okay, look, the thing is,
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this problem you're
having with marijuana...
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it's just got to stop, okay.
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We're working on our Tegridy
Farms Halloween Special, okay?
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Nobody wants a giant bummer ruining it.
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I love you.
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Whoa. Very impressive.
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Indeed.
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Find anything good, Butters?
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One minute, dad.
Archaeologist Butters just needs
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to get his stamp and sticker
for his artifact book.
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Ha ha! Another rare find.
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Well, did you all enjoy
the museum, gang?
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Wait. Wait. We can't leave yet.
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I got all the stickers
and stamps except for one.
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Well, I'm pretty sure we
saw the whole exhibit.
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Can I just check around one more time?
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Alright, Archaeologist Butters.
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But then meet us back right here.
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Okay!
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What you are seeing
here are original knots
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which were joining the main
pieces of the kufu boat.
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The cedar timbers of the boat's hull
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were lashed together with hemp rope
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in a technique used until the...
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RANDY: Whoa. Whoa. Wait just one second.
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Are you actually saying that hemp,
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a classification of cannabis,
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was actually used by
the ancient Egyptians?
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Well, yes. In fact, it's been found
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that cannabis was used by Egyptians
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for its medical properties, as well.
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Hold the freaking phone.
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You're telling us that
marijuana has been used
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throughout the centuries...
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Is this why you brought me here?
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No, I... I'm just-I'm surprised that...
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You said you wanted a special
day with just your daughter.
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You said a father-daughter
day at the museum
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could help us connect.
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And it is, Shelly.
We're having a great time.
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I don't care if Egyptians
used stupid pot!
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She has a marijuana problem.
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Shelly!
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Been there. Saw that.
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Where's that stupid last sticker-stamp?
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What's this?
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Whoa.
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Sarcophagus and mummified
remains of Egyptian royalty.
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This is it! My last sticker!
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That's the mummy of Took-Tan-ra.
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You don't want to put that
stamp in your sticka book.
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Nobody puts that stamp
in their sticka book.
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But this is my last one.
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It's got a curse on it...
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Ancient love curse
not fit for any child.
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You can look at the mummy all you like,
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but you don't want that
stamp in ya sticka book.
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[LAUGHS] That's okay.
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I'm no ordinary child.
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I am Archaeologist Butters.
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Happy Halloween, mister!
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Yeah, for some of us, maybe.
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It's just so hard being a
parent sometimes, you know?
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I've tried everything to
get through to my daughter.
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I took her to a laser show.
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I played her all of
"Dark Side of the Moon."
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But it's like...
It's like there's something in her head
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that just doesn't get it.
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That's rough, Randy. I'm sorry.
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I just, I have to live
my life, you know?
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I can't let her problems with
marijuana drag me down anymore.
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No, you're right. You're totally right.
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So, anyway, hey, how's the
Halloween Special coming along?
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The Halloween Special? Oh, it's ready.
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It's ready?
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Yeah. It's right over here.
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Oh, wow! The Halloween Special!
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I'm so excited to try it!
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Yeah, it's basically a hybrid
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of our Tegridy Gold and Colorado Kush.
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Turned out really great, I think.
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[SNIFFS]
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Oh, wow. That is nice.
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I'd like to see anyone compete
with this Halloween Special.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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??
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[LOUD BANG]
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[SINGLE KNOCK]
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Mom?
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[TWO KNOCKS]
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Dad?
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??
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[SCREAMS]
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??
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[SCREAMS]
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??
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What?
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Oh.
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Okay. Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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That's okay. Yeah, that's okay.
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There you go.
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[GROANS LIGHTLY]
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For-For me?
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Oh. Thank you.
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Oh, wow! A Fitbit!
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[GROANS LIGHTLY]
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Well, thank you. Thank you.
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I... I actually already have a Fitbit,
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but I could give this one to a friend!
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[GROANS]
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I just... I have one, so...
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??
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Furniture polish,
paint thinner, and bleach.
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Ammonia and antifreeze,
one tablespoon each.
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I hate everybody.
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I just like to read.
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Everyone's stupid.
They smoke too much weed.
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So, with this eldrich potion,
and these ancient words,
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I make my revenge upon all the turds.
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[KNOCKING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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- Butters Stotch?
- Yes, sir.
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We want to ask you some questions
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about what happened in town last night.
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What happened in town?
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People were attacked by
an ancient Egyptian mummy.
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It killed five people,
and destroyed everything it could.
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Oh. A mummy, huh?
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That's... That's weird.
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Oh, you just think that's weird?
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Because the mummy says
you two got in some kind
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of altercation last night.
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What? The mummy talked to you?
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Is it true, sir,
that you and the mummy...
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"got into an argument over a gift
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which you didn't seem to appreciate"?
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There was no argument.
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I just said I already had it,
and I'd give it to a friend.
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A present that the mummy got for you?
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- I just...
- You can see how that
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could be pretty hurtful?
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Did you throw the mummy
out of your house?
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No! I didn't throw the
mummy out of the house!
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The mummy got all pissed off
at me, and left!
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You're gonna have to share
in the damages, here, son.
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But I didn't do anything wrong!
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Okay look, officers. I think...
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I'm under some kind of curse.
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Well, that's what the mummy
told us about you.
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You've got a summons to appear in court.
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Until then, I just suggest
you and the mummy
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stay away from each other.
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Oh, man. I really like it.
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Yeah. It's smooth.
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It's really smooth.
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This is so good that we should
stop smoking it right now.
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We don't want to ruin our
Halloween experience, you know?
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This is seriously gonna be
the best Halloween ever.
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[SCREAMS]
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Shelly!
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That's what I think of
your stupid special!
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No! No!
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PC PRINCIPAL: Alright,
everyone, listen up.
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Halloween has almost arrived,
and I want to make sure that
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we are all aware of certain guidelines
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when it comes to Halloween
costumes at school.
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Now, I don't want to see
any fucking sombreros!
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Alright? If I see any
fucking Mexican sombreros,
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or anyone fucking dressed like
a fucking Native American,
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I'm gonna lose my fucking shit.
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There will be no hobos or bums...
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anything depicting people
from low-income households.
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Oh, no Halloween for you, Kenny.
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And lastly, heed my fucking words...
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if I see any of you girls
dressed as fucking Moana,
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I am gonna lose my fucking mind.
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Alright, now, the student book
fair is coming up next week.
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We encourage all students
to be able to...
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[CRASHING]
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??
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??
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And that's all that happened.
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I put that stamp in the sticker book,
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and now this mummy is
destroying everything around me.
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- I need help.
- M'kay.
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A-And do you feel like
maybe the mummy's trying to,
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you know, get you to react?
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- Well, what do you mean?
- Well, you know, Butters,
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the mummy just feels like you
get to do whatever you want
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but it doesn't get to
do whatever it wants.
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Wait, the mummy talked to you, too?!
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Yeah, yeah, we had a good talk. Yeah.
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Why is it talking to everyone?!
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I think the mummy's very insightful
and cares about you a lot...
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No, it doesn't! This is crazy!
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Look, the mummy's just sad
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because you get to go
to school and have fun
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and what does the mummy get to do?
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You know, it just sits around
being a mummy, you know.
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- That's not fair.
- First of all,
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I don't have fun at school!
And secondly,
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the mummy can do whatever
it wants. I don't care!
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Right, but you do care, Butters,
because you're sitting here
258
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:51,303
in my office talking about all the
bad things the mummy does, m'kay?
259
00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:58,032
??
260
00:11:58,057 --> 00:12:02,498
_
261
00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:04,313
[SIGHS]
262
00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:07,836
Randy! Quick! You gotta come see!
263
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,391
I just need some time, okay Towelie?
264
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:13,051
But you don't understand! The special!
265
00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:15,012
Well, it's a miracle!
266
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,430
Come on! You're not gonna believe it!
267
00:12:21,746 --> 00:12:24,750
Alright, Towelie, what is this... Whoa!
268
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:30,748
["CREEPSHOW" MUSIC PLAYS]
269
00:12:30,773 --> 00:12:33,075
The Halloween special...
270
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,169
Whatever your daughter
threw on this shit
271
00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,296
made it more powerful than ever.
272
00:12:40,105 --> 00:12:42,871
Yeah! We're back! Yeah!
273
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,274
Yeah! Ye...
274
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,768
I have to end this curse, fellas.
275
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,063
It's getting worse everyday.
276
00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:50,111
Last night,
the mummy attacked my parents!
277
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,383
And then it said I was
being narcissistic!
278
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,430
It has no reason. No logic.
279
00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:56,360
One minute it's destroying everything
280
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:58,665
and the next it's sending me
selfies like nothing happened!
281
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:02,459
Look! The whole thing is so crazy,
282
00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:04,486
It's starting to make
me think I'm crazy!
283
00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:06,945
Well, it is a little crazy how
much you talk about the mummy.
284
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:10,335
It's a freaking mummy!
Wouldn't you talk about it?!
285
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,406
We're just saying, Butters,
that sometimes it all seems
286
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,761
- a little co-dependent.
- Yeah, like you and the mummy
287
00:13:14,786 --> 00:13:16,453
just need to do your
own thing sometimes.
288
00:13:16,478 --> 00:13:18,228
I would love that,
but I don't have a choice!
289
00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:20,776
I swear you guys, mummies can smell fun!
290
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,179
Whenever I'm somewhere and I
actually start having a good time,
291
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,515
I get a call or a text from the mummy
292
00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:25,973
sayin', "Hey, what are ya doin'?"
293
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,500
Like it knows.
294
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,173
Well, you're kinda having fun now,
aren't you?
295
00:13:29,197 --> 00:13:30,999
Yeah, it is fun to get away
296
00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,335
and just talk to you guys about it.
297
00:13:32,359 --> 00:13:34,729
- [SHOUTING]
- [SCREAMING]
298
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:38,692
- [CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS]
- [GROANING]
299
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,395
Ah, gosh darn it.
Hang on a second, fellas.
300
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:47,034
[HUMMING]
301
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,996
Ok, that should be enough Halloween
Special for the first few people.
302
00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:52,290
Now, I think we should put
the open bar in this area
303
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,017
and the hot tub maybe right here.
304
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,444
Yeah, that'll work well.
305
00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:58,171
Dad, you have to drive
me to the book fair.
306
00:13:58,363 --> 00:13:59,632
[CHUCKLING] W-What?
307
00:13:59,657 --> 00:14:01,425
Mom said you have to drive me
308
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,786
because she's taking
Stan trick or treating.
309
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:06,246
- You're going to a book fair.
- Yes.
310
00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:09,017
- On fucking Halloween?!
- Yes!
311
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,511
I don't even know how to
deal with you anymore.
312
00:14:11,536 --> 00:14:13,767
You're doing this on
purpose, aren't you?
313
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,595
You're my dad.
Drive me to the book fair!
314
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,723
I will not! I have things to get ready!
315
00:14:19,748 --> 00:14:22,717
And nobody cares about
books on Halloween, Shelley!
316
00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:25,077
The last thing people in this town need
317
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:26,604
is more marijuana!
318
00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,528
[SHOUTING] Oh, my God!
319
00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:33,189
It's a nightmare. It's a personal hell.
320
00:14:33,214 --> 00:14:35,817
I've done everything I can as a father
321
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,210
to help her with her problem,
322
00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:39,405
but she just ignores everything I say!
323
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,298
I can't do this.
324
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:43,424
You're such a piece of shit, Dad!
325
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,181
[SHOUTS] Shelley, I love you!
326
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,422
And what does her mother
have to say about this?
327
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,197
Her mother doesn't say anything anymore!
328
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,559
Whenever I bring up our
daughter's marijuana problem,
329
00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:56,786
my wife says, "I'm gonna lose my mind
330
00:14:56,811 --> 00:14:59,948
if you bring this up again."
It's destroying all of us!
331
00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:04,277
I just think maybe a night in jail
is the wake-up call that she needs.
332
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:07,039
I'm barely gonna have fun at
the Halloween Special now.
333
00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:08,933
It's gonna be really hard for me to rage
334
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,153
knowing you're in here, Shelley.
335
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,409
It's gonna be really hard
for me to rage.
336
00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:15,800
Alright, here you go.
337
00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:18,841
When you have a problem
with drugs and alcohol,
338
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:21,335
you hurt everyone around you.
Happy Halloween.
339
00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:26,088
BUTTERS: What are you in for?
340
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,305
I'm in here because apparently
341
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,031
I'm a passive-aggressive, controlling,
342
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,492
and manipulative psychopath
who's narcissistic behavior
343
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,362
drives other people crazy.
344
00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:40,482
? Turn this mutha out ?
345
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,543
? Oaktown posse they will ?
346
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,703
? Turn this mutha out ?
347
00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:47,548
Hey, trick or treat.
We're here for the Halloween Special?
348
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,105
Alright, here you go guys!
349
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,600
That's a promotional
gift from Tegridy Farms!
350
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,294
Hey, come on in guys.
There's candy and a hot tub!
351
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:55,888
Alright!
352
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,115
Samplers of the special are
there on the table guys.
353
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,568
Feel free to light up!
354
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,495
Wow! We're almost out, Randy.
355
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,556
I gotta go to the barn
and get some more!
356
00:16:03,581 --> 00:16:05,340
Okay, I'll hold down the fort!
357
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,456
? Turn this mutha out ?
358
00:16:07,481 --> 00:16:09,550
? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care ?
359
00:16:09,575 --> 00:16:10,809
? Jimmy crack... ?
360
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,101
W-What?
361
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,961
[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS]
362
00:16:13,986 --> 00:16:18,636
[BARN GROWLS]
363
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:26,194
So I said, 'Okay! Fine!
You don't ever do
364
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,019
anything wrong. It's all me.
365
00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:30,046
You've got no problems.
Only I have problems!
366
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:32,033
Alright, I'll lock my own ass up.
367
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,426
Then we'll see who's got issues.
368
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,487
Will you shut up!
369
00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:38,247
I'll be in here and something
will go horribly wrong tonight
370
00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:40,474
and then the monster will
have to accept what it is
371
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,972
and finally work on changing, right?
372
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,073
Probably not.
373
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,483
Nah, you see, fluvial geomorphology
374
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,056
deals with the ways
rivers change over time.
375
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,812
[INHALES] It's geology shit.
376
00:16:51,837 --> 00:16:53,706
It's why I got out of it, really.
377
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:56,501
Hey, man, what's in this weed?
378
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:58,761
Oh! That's a company secret, my friend!
379
00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:00,153
No I mean, I...
380
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:04,115
I don't feel so... [SHOUTING GARGLING]
381
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,742
Hey, you alright there, buddy?
382
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,570
[SHOUTING]
383
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,497
Whoa! Dude, you see that?
384
00:17:10,522 --> 00:17:12,223
[GROANING]
385
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,777
[SCREAMS]
386
00:17:15,044 --> 00:17:16,546
[BOTH SHOUTING]
387
00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:19,107
Towelie, there's something
wrong with the special!
388
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,701
There's something in the barn!
389
00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:23,691
The thing you killed, it wants revenge!
390
00:17:24,072 --> 00:17:26,573
Oh, Jesus, what's happened?!
391
00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:30,492
It's dead 'cause-a you,
and now it wants your soul!
392
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,619
What?! What's dead 'cause-a me?!
393
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,000
Oh, hello there. Would you like to die?
394
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,694
[SCREAMING]
395
00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:42,721
Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh!
396
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:44,380
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
397
00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:47,342
Detective Harris! Something's
going down at the Marsh farm!
398
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,073
Calm down, sir! I can't understand you.
399
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,365
Put him on speaker.
400
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,792
- [TELEPHONE CLICKS]
- There's monsters everywhere!
401
00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:54,282
It's some kind of curse!
402
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,376
Unspeakable evil!
403
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,278
The mummy! I told you!
404
00:17:58,303 --> 00:18:00,405
All different kinds of monsters!
405
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,933
Zombies and plant people and bears!
406
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,392
Oh, my God! What's that?!
407
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,852
Oh, God, it's Harvey Weinstein!
408
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,344
He's got me! You gotta...
409
00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:09,104
Oh, he's inside me!
410
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,031
Harvey Weinstein is inside me!
411
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,424
You gotta send help!
People are dying everywhere!
412
00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:15,317
No! Harvey, I said no!
413
00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:16,605
Please somebody...
414
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,175
This is it, everyone. Let's move!
415
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,808
All hands on deck!
We gotta take these monsters down!
416
00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:24,550
Bring the kid who manipulates the mummy
417
00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:26,577
with his passive aggressive selfishness!
418
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,236
[LOCK CLANGING]
419
00:18:31,582 --> 00:18:34,312
[SIRENS WAILING, TIRES SQUEALING]
420
00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:35,481
[GUNS COCKING]
421
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:38,809
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
422
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,469
Alright, men!
Let's take these monsters out!
423
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,729
No, just hold on a second.
424
00:18:43,754 --> 00:18:45,823
I'll take care of this!
425
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,640
[SHOUTING]
426
00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:54,400
[MOOING]
427
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,570
Oh, God, it's the cows we killed!
428
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,517
[SCREAMING]
429
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:02,235
Oh, I'm really going to
enjoy eating your brains.
430
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,697
- [RANDY AND TOWELIE SHOUTING]
- Get em off a me! Get em off a me!
431
00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:06,470
Oh, my God, get him off of me!
432
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,604
- [RANDY AND TOWELIE SHOUTING]
- Get em off me!
433
00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,970
Help! Someone help us!
434
00:19:11,995 --> 00:19:13,897
- Someone help us!
- Get him off of me!
435
00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:17,321
- Ahh! We gotta fight 'em, Towelie!
- Help! Someone help us!
436
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,884
- I wanna live!
- We're going to live!
437
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,462
We're going to live!
438
00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:30,211
You monsters, go back to Hell!
439
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,672
[BOTH SCREAMING]
440
00:19:31,697 --> 00:19:33,165
TOGETHER: There's too many of them!
441
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:36,093
[SHOUTING] Oh, what is... what is that?!
442
00:19:36,118 --> 00:19:38,020
No! No!
443
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,626
[GRUMBLING]
444
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:46,027
Alright! That's it everyone!
Nothing to see here.
445
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,955
Just some people who are
really, really high.
446
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,845
- ALL: Awwwww...
- I can't shoot anyone?
447
00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,402
You were so convinced
the mummy was to blame
448
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,064
for everything, weren't you?
449
00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:58,726
So convinced you made us
all believe it, too.
450
00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,616
I'm... I'm sorry?
451
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:04,202
Yeah, well it's not us you
really need to be sorry to.
452
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,849
[SAD MUSIC PLAYS]
453
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,910
Let's see if you even
have a shred of decency
454
00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:12,237
to apologize when something
is clearly your fault.
455
00:20:15,023 --> 00:20:17,726
I'm so sorry. You're right.
456
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,920
I can be selfish and narcissistic.
457
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,755
I-I'm gonna work on myself and...
458
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,658
try to make this curse work somehow.
459
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,654
[GROANING]
460
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,347
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
461
00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:38,382
??
462
00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:40,042
[ENGINE STARTS]
463
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:45,740
??
464
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:49,304
It says, "I hope you can get
the help you need.
465
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:51,064
I can't fix you."
466
00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,758
[YAWNS]
467
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,704
Hey, guess I slept in late, huh?
468
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,964
What time is it?
469
00:21:03,989 --> 00:21:06,054
It's 8:15 a. m.
470
00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:08,476
November 3rd.
471
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,718
Oof, wow.
472
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:14,483
That was some strong-ass
Halloween Special, y'all.
473
00:21:15,248 --> 00:21:18,067
I mean I saw rapists in the hot tub,
474
00:21:18,092 --> 00:21:19,420
zombie cows...
475
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,763
I thought I was gonna die, and then...
476
00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:24,324
this fat, bitchy angel
came and put me to bed.
477
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,388
Did everyone enjoy
the Halloween Special?
478
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:32,193
No, Randy, only you did.
479
00:21:32,218 --> 00:21:34,420
Oh... Well, that was pretty much
480
00:21:34,445 --> 00:21:36,380
my target audience, anyway.
481
00:21:36,471 --> 00:21:38,774
Hey, at least I didn't
really have butt sex
482
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,567
with Harvey Weinstein, huh?
483
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:42,192
Huh?
484
00:21:43,206 --> 00:21:45,653
Or did I?
485
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:49,489
Whoo! Happy Halloween, everybody!
486
00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:55,149
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