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RANDY: ? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ?
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? There's ample parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ?
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? I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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TOWELIE: I got some weed, and...
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I don't know what's going on.
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RANDY: ? So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ?
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? And meet some friends of mine ?
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Good morning, everyone... good morning.
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So listen, guys,
we are not in good shape.
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The whole doing-business-in-China thing
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has sort of bitten us in the ass.
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And now we aren't selling enough
weed to keep up with our costs.
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You see this? This right here?
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That's us plateauing.
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We no longer get any of
that sweet Chinese money
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and now, all the money we do make
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doesn't even cover our expenses.
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So, how do we sell more weed? Stan?
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[SCOFFS] I don't know.
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Do, like a sale? Like a fall sale?
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Not good enough! Shelley?
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I hate marijuana.
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Nice attitude.
How do we sell more weed? Sharon?
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If you don't make commercials
or do more parades for the town
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- we'd have more money.
- Right, cut out all our marketing.
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That's Sharon's great idea,
everyone. Towelie?
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You know what the problem is,
it's the schwag.
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All those stands and seeds,
they just go to waste, man.
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Go on.
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It's like... we sell all
the good parts of the weed
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but we throw away, like, tons and tons
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of all the left over shit.
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You can sell that crap as
mulch to a hardware company.
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Mulch.
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Use our discarded
product to recover costs.
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Everyone, great job.
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You just got pwned by a towel.
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? It's Sloppy Joe Day! ?
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BOTH: ? It's Sloppy Joe Day! ?
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I seriously think that Sloppy Joe Day
is my favorite day at school.
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Yeah, it's the best.
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BOTH: ? Sloppy Joe Day,
it's sloppy Joe day! ?
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Come on, keep the line moving, kids!
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What is this?
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That's today's lunch.
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- It's feesh. [FISH]
- Feesh?
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But, but this is Sloppy Joe Day.
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Yeah, well, the menu's been changed.
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We had kids complainin'
our food wasn't healthy
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or sustainable enough so don't
you start bitchin' about it now.
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What kids were complaining about
health and sustainability?!
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What kids would care at
all that... [GASPS]
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- The girls!
- The girls?
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The fucking girls.
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Excuse me!
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Can someone explain to us why
this is on our lunch trays?
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Yeah, it's supposed
to be Sloppy Joe Day!
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We asked for healthier options
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and to sometimes have
food for those of us
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who don't eat red meat.
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Oh, my God. I'm about to lose my mind...
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You think you can just mess
with a man's lunch...
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- It's okay Eric...
- You think that your ideas
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about health and nutrition
should be somehow
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- interfering with mine...
- Eric, Eric...
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You dictate what foods I can eat...
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- Urk!
- [TRAY CLATTERS]
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[GASPING, GRUNTING]
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- Eric? Eric?
- I can't. I can't.
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- Butters, I can't...
- [WHUMP]
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[FOOD SPLATTERS]
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- [SIREN WAILS]
- [MONITOR BEEPING]
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[SHOCKERS CHARGE]
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Clear.
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[THUMP]
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We got him back.
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Fuck you, Wendy.
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??
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How much you think
we'll get for our mulch?
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Even if we only get ten cents a pound,
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we have, like, a million pounds of it.
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This is gonna save our business.
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I'm really hungry all of a sudden,
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you want some Burger King?
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Yeah, I'll take some onion rings.
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??
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Welcome to Burger King,
can I take your order?
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Uh, hi, can I get, um,
large onion rings...
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The big Coke Zero and, um...
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What's an Impossible burger?
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It's a plant-based burger, sir.
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Plant based?
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You mean, like, it's not, like, a cow?
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No sir, it's completely vegan,
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but it's engineered to replicate
the taste and texture of beef.
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Huh. Okay I'll try it.
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[CASH REGISTER BEEPS]
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??
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Hey, this tastes like shit.
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You guys make money off of this?
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They're very popular, sir.
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A lot of people care about the
environment and sustainability.
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Ah, that, that's amazing.
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I mean, this seriously
tastes like dog shit.
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And you get people to buy it?
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Wait a minute...
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Plant based...
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Plant.
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Based...
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Plant based. Oh, my God.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Comin', through! Make way!
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Hey guys, how's it going?
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You're out of the hospital?
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Yes. The girls tried to kill me,
but they didn't succeed.
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However we cannot let
the girls' protests
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ruin our lunch ever again.
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NICHOLE: Oh, gimme a break!
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It's not just girls who
want to change the menu,
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it's boys too!
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Yeah! I want vegan food!
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A lot of students are protesting!
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Well their protesting
is ruining my lunch!
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We have a right to free speech!
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Yes, we do all have freedom of speech,
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but at times there are
ramifications for the negative
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that can happen,
when you're not thinking
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about others and you're
only thinking for yourself!
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Woah, woah, woah-what's going on, kids!
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The protestors are trying to
kill Eric again Mr. Mackey!
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M'kay, kids, we don't want
another incident here, m'kay?
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When you try to change people's lunch,
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they don't realize it harms
people financially, physically,
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emotionally, and spiritually. [GRUNTS]
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Eric, it's okay.
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We aren't going to change
the school menu, m'kay?
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Everything's fine.
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That's not fair!
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Doesn't it matter we're being silenced?!
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[GASPS] My lunch!
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Girls, I'm sorry. But the health
of our students has to come first.
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??
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Gerald, thanks for coming.
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You're not going to believe this.
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- Believe what? Your text said that...
- Come on! Come on! Come on!
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I think I've perfected it, Gerald.
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I've made a sustainable,
healthy alternative to meat.
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I want you to to try it.
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It's a hamburger?
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It's a Tegridy burger.
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Go ahead. Try it.
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Well?
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[MUFFLED, MOUTHFUL] It tastes like shit.
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Yeah, it's plant based.
But keep eating it though.
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I just... I just don't
think it's very good.
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Randy wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Oh.
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- Oh-ho!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Huh?
- Yeah, it's good.
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Yeah, right?
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It's really fucking good, man.
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This is like the best
burger I've ever had!
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And you can eat a lot of
'em and not feel bloated.
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Towelie's had, like, 12!
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Best burgers I ever had.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Oh, my God.
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School cafeteria ribs.
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After all that yogurt and crap
they gave me at the hospital.
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Mmm!
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? I love Barbecue Rib Day ?
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? Yeah, I think maybe I like Rib Day ?
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? Even more than Sloppy Joe Day ?
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? It's a difficult choice ?
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WENDY: Everyone? Everyone,
can I have your attention, please?
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Look, guys. We're supposed to
be the young generation, right?
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We're the ones upset about
the world our parents left us.
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Yeah, but eating this kind of food
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makes us all just as guilty.
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The millions and millions of
cows and pigs and chickens
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that we harvest every year are a
huge reason for climate change.
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It is up to us as students
to protest for change.
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Young voices matter!
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Without sustainable and
ethical food choices now,
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- we're proving to be no...
- [YELLS]
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Can I please just enjoy my lunch
for five god damn minutes.
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You gotta calm down, Eric,
Remember your condition...
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We all have freedom of speech
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but stop talking about climate
change during lunchtime!
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Okay, let's sit down.
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Some of us are trying to
just enjoy some simple
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God damn barbecue ribs and I...
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[GRUNTING, GROANING]
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Oh, God they did it
to me again, Butters.
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- Eric!
- I think this is the big one.
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- Don't let me die.
- Somebody, help!
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Don't let me,
d-don't let me die, butters!
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- [GROANING]
- [SIREN WAILS]
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- Clear.
- [THUMP]
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We got him back.
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Fuck you Wendy.
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So that's one Whopper,
one order of chicken strings,
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and a medium beverage...
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RANDY: Burgers! Get your burgers here!
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Okay that'll be fif...
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Plant-based burgers for sale!
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Excuse me one moment.
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Get your hamburgers here!
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Plant-based burgers for sale!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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I'm sellin' hamburgers!
All natural, completely plant based.
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Thank you sir.
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You can't sell hamburgers here,
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this is a Burger King!
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You sell hamburgers here.
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Yeah, you sell hamburgers here.
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This is seriously as good or better
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than a real hamburger.
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Can I get a couple more to take to work?
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Hey now look, buddy!
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I'm not gonna lose
customers because of you!
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We have plant-based
burgers inside as well!
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Come try our Impossible burger!
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Tegridy burger! Made locally
right here in South Park!
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Tegridy burger.
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Stop that!
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Alright, everyone, listen up.
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As you know, there are several students
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protesting the school menu.
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But there are other
students who are voicing
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their concerns against changes.
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Eric Cartman is still
recovering in the hospital,
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we all wish him well. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Now the school has been
looking into several options
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to deal with problem.
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And I do believe we
have found a compromise.
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We have found a new company
in the plant-based
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fast food industry who would like to be
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the supplier for our cafeteria.
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And so please welcome the
founder of Incredible Meat.
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[CLAPS]
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Hello, children.
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I want to thank you and I want to thank
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your fine principal, for hearing me out.
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I take plants and I
process them into goo.
255
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,868
I am a goo man.
256
00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:42,023
I have factories all over the country.
257
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,050
I have trucks right now loaded with goo
258
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,819
that can be here within the week.
259
00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:48,137
The goo I speak of can
be made into anything.
260
00:09:48,162 --> 00:09:49,698
It can be made into tacos.
261
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,559
It can be made into hot dogs.
262
00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:54,035
And I promise you that
none of your students
263
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will know the difference.
264
00:09:55,975 --> 00:09:57,231
I would very much like to be
265
00:09:57,256 --> 00:09:59,309
the plant-based meat
vendor for your school.
266
00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:00,364
I would like to be
267
00:10:00,389 --> 00:10:02,700
the plant-based meat
vendor for your town.
268
00:10:02,725 --> 00:10:05,059
I'm a simple family
man and a vegetarian.
269
00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:07,937
I would like the opportunity
to make you all vegetarians as well.
270
00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:09,262
And I thank you.
271
00:10:17,411 --> 00:10:20,942
RANDY: Eating meat doesn't just
hurt animals, it hurts people.
272
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,347
It takes 13 pounds of grain to produce
273
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just 1 pound of animal meat.
274
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,575
All that plant food could be used
275
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,838
much more efficiently if
people just ate it directly.
276
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:35,005
Meat is also not
environmentally friendly.
277
00:10:35,224 --> 00:10:37,493
Meat production is wasteful and causes
278
00:10:37,518 --> 00:10:39,405
enormous amounts of pollution,
279
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,270
and the meat industry is
one of the biggest...
280
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,473
Huh?
281
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:53,069
Oh, I was just saying
that adopting a vegan diet
282
00:10:53,094 --> 00:10:56,128
is way more effective than
switching to a "greener" car
283
00:10:56,153 --> 00:10:58,177
in the fight against climate change.
284
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,836
For your health, for our planet,
285
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,829
for the animals, and for each other.
286
00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:05,848
We have to switch to plant-based foods.
287
00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:10,044
Now, i-it just so happens...
288
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,942
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
289
00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:22,824
You gotta be kidding me!
290
00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:25,762
RANDY: It's our grand opening!
291
00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:29,197
Come and visit your town's only
plant-based burger joint!
292
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,559
It's not the town's only
plant-based burger joint!
293
00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,871
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
294
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,874
Celebrate our grand opening...
Tegridy Burger.
295
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,351
? Jeeba, jeeba ?
296
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:42,487
? Jeeba-jeeba ?
297
00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:45,438
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
298
00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:47,364
- Here he comes!
- [TALKING STOPS]
299
00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:49,558
? It's Taco Tuesday ?
300
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,380
? It's T-Taco... ?
301
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,606
[STUDENTS MURMUR]
302
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,403
Mr. Mackey.
303
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,442
Oh, h-hello, Eric.
304
00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:05,325
What's going on, Butters?
? It's Taco Tuesday ?
305
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,036
[WEAKLY] ? It's Taco Tuesday ?
306
00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:13,800
These tacos look different.
What kind are they?
307
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,404
They're... Incredible Beef Tacos.
308
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,387
Oh, Incredible Beef Tacos.
That sounds nice.
309
00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:43,309
Hmm? [SNIFFS]
310
00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:45,950
[TACO CRUNCHES]
311
00:12:52,527 --> 00:12:54,192
[TACO CRUNCHES]
312
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,262
Did you guys see that new "Joker" movie?
313
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,981
Oh, thank God. It worked.
314
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,528
[BELL DINGS]
315
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:10,231
Welcome City Wok.
I take a order, please.
316
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,534
Are you the owner of this restaurant?
317
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,745
Yes. I take a order, please.
318
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,808
I'd like to do business with you.
319
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:18,503
Your establishment here is perfect
320
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,100
for my plant-based meats.
321
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,466
You see, I am a goo man.
322
00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:25,080
If you carry my product,
Incredible Meats,
323
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,973
we can put the word "incredible"
before all of your dishes.
324
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,410
You mean, instead of City Chicken,
325
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,316
I could have Incredible City Chicken?
326
00:13:32,341 --> 00:13:33,778
That is correct.
327
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,805
You mean instead of City Mongorian Beef,
328
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,259
I can have Incredibly
City Mongorian Beef?
329
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,794
- That's right.
- You're saying now
330
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,862
I can have scallops with
Incredibly City XO Sauce?!
331
00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:44,290
Okay! Sign me up!
332
00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:45,895
That is most excellent!
333
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,278
Now, how many customers
on average do you have per day?
334
00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:51,184
Including my wife?
335
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,870
Uh, zero to one per day.
336
00:13:53,895 --> 00:13:55,064
That's it.
337
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:57,981
Yeah, I got no customers now
that a Tegridy Burger opened up.
338
00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:59,385
Everyone want plant-based food now.
339
00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:01,149
That's why I'm ready you sign me up.
340
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,909
What is Tegridy Burger?
341
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,445
Yeah, here you look. Down the block.
342
00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:07,645
Most popular place in town.
343
00:14:09,991 --> 00:14:11,960
Is that so?!
344
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,453
Hey!
345
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,248
Hey, what about my
Incredibly City Chicken?
346
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,855
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
347
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,029
Whatchu doin', you sum bitch?
348
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,122
Excuse me?
349
00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:26,441
I'm the biggest cattle
rancher in South Park.
350
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:30,537
I made my livin' 62 odd years
before you fancy plant growers
351
00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:32,958
done showed up and put me outta job!
352
00:14:32,983 --> 00:14:35,300
Well I'm sorry, Mr. Cow Killer...
353
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,644
but this is called "evolution."
354
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:40,413
I got 300 cows that the
world has suddenly decided
355
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,115
they got no use fer!
356
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,618
What am I supposed to do with
'em... Put em in a zoo?
357
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:47,345
What they gonna do now,
go start a cow circus?
358
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,539
Go make some cow TV show?
359
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:52,769
You are single handedly
making cows extinct, you!
360
00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,394
You gotta plan for 'em all?! Fine!
361
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,302
Come on! [WHISTLES]
362
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,862
[COWS MOO]
363
00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:01,020
FARMER: Come on! Yah! Come on!
364
00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:04,345
Mr. Plant-Based Burgers here
is gonna take care of you now!
365
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,973
Yeah, don't worry.
He cares about the environment.
366
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,872
So he can figure out
what to do with you.
367
00:15:08,897 --> 00:15:10,251
[CHUCKLING] Hey.
368
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,512
Fuck you.
369
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,179
No, fuck you, sum bitch!
370
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,950
They're your problem now.
371
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,245
[BURGER WRAPPER CRINKLES]
372
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:20,320
[GROANING]
373
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,223
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
374
00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,950
[GROANING RESUMES]
375
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,330
Teacher?
376
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,198
- Mm! Mnm-mnm.
- [GROANING CONTINUES]
377
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,802
[BELL RINGS]
378
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,261
Lunchtime!
379
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,371
Walk don't run, mm-kay.
380
00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:40,454
CARTMAN: Hey, Butters! Wait up, dude.
381
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,076
You know what today is, right?
382
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,512
? It's Salisbury Steak Day ?
383
00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:46,221
? Salisbury Steak Day, it's Salis... ?
384
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,549
[WEAKLY] ? Salisbury Steak Day ?
385
00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:50,183
Butters, is something going on?
386
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,718
Your lunch dances aren't the same.
387
00:15:51,973 --> 00:15:54,856
Eric, I... I just hate lying to you.
388
00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,265
I mean you've been in
the hospital... twice.
389
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,659
I feel guilty.
390
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,594
Guilty? About what?
391
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,370
It's our lunches, Eric. It's...
392
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,731
Incredible Meat.
393
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,391
Yes, I think it's pretty good.
394
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:09,344
No, Eric! See, there was this guy.
395
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,864
He's a goo man.
396
00:16:11,966 --> 00:16:13,674
The fuck is a goo man?!
397
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:22,267
[COWS MOOING]
398
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,595
Go on, shoo!
399
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:31,124
Hey! God damn it!
400
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,760
[COWS MOOING]
401
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,502
I don't know what we're gonna do.
402
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,261
These cows are eating all our weed,
403
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:38,619
and they're shitting everywhere!
404
00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:41,033
They're gonna put us
completely out of business.
405
00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:43,025
Can't you find anyone else to take 'em?
406
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,252
Nobody wants cows anymore!
407
00:16:45,277 --> 00:16:47,244
They're bad for climate change.
408
00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:50,806
- We gotta kill 'em.
- What?!
409
00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,585
They're ruining our burger business!
410
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,379
We gotta kill all these cows!
411
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,791
How are we gonna do that?
412
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,330
Look, it's not gonna be easy.
413
00:16:57,355 --> 00:16:59,391
It's not something
anyone wants to do but...
414
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:02,720
we're just gonna have to get
really, really high.
415
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:07,931
[SONG PLAYING]
416
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:10,024
[BURGERS SIZZLE]
417
00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:16,688
??
418
00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:18,747
[COWS MOO]
419
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:22,075
??
420
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,769
[COW MOOS]
421
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,246
[COW MOOS]
422
00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:27,963
[COWS MOOING]
423
00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:33,027
??
424
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:34,978
RANDY: Yeah!
425
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:42,003
??
426
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:46,808
Yee-haw!
427
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,102
[COW MOOS]
428
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,674
??
429
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,549
I've been in your town
a little while now.
430
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,788
What I see is a community
that is ready for change.
431
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,447
You see, I am a goo man.
432
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,402
What I serve in your school cafeteria
433
00:18:05,427 --> 00:18:07,829
is a synthetically-modulated
plant protein.
434
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,314
I have taken over nearly all
435
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,140
the fast food restaurants here in town
436
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,569
and teamed up with the fine
people in your community.
437
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,361
This my new regional manager, H. W.
438
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,655
- It's Rick.
- Shut up, H. W.
439
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,315
You see, I'm trying to reach
all the school cafeterias,
440
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,408
all the stadiums, fast food restaurants,
441
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,384
all the places that serve shitty food
442
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:27,278
and serve shitty goo.
443
00:18:27,303 --> 00:18:30,385
The goo for these kind of
places is made in a factory.
444
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,103
It's made in a lab.
445
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:34,631
It's just down-market goo.
446
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,892
[FARTING]
447
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,384
But I can tell people it's
healthy and earth friendly,
448
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,245
and I can send my goo
through a network of pipes
449
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,088
running all the way to the ocean.
450
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,419
So, that it can be eaten by people
451
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:50,214
who eat crappy food anyway
from coast to coast.
452
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,869
And that's what we have
for school lunch now?
453
00:18:52,894 --> 00:18:55,588
That's what all the kids
decided while I wasn't there?
454
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:57,189
But you see, It doesn't work
455
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:59,666
unless I own all the crappy food places.
456
00:18:59,691 --> 00:19:00,849
Mr. Rancher?
457
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,236
Y-Yes sir. Mr. Goo Man?
458
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,642
Have you done what I've asked you to do?
459
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,970
It's all done, sir.
You'll have everything you need.
460
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:12,283
Well if you don't mind boys,
I have work to tend to.
461
00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:16,543
Me too. I need to have a word
with the students at my school.
462
00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:19,174
Oh, God, Eric! What are you gonna do?!
463
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:23,373
It has become the most
popular burger in Colorado.
464
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,300
The plant-based Tegridy Burger
465
00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:28,084
is changing the way
people think about food.
466
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:30,445
All over the state,
people are turning vegan
467
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,222
and eating more ethical
sustainable meat.
468
00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,443
[TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE REVS]
469
00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:36,736
[TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE REVS]
470
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,463
I'm standing now with Randy Marsh,
471
00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:40,053
the owner of Tegridy Burger,
472
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,942
and, Mr. Marsh,
you must be pretty excited.
473
00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:42,982
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
474
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,693
Yeah, you know, we're all just...
475
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,146
We're all just bein'
healthy and ethical over here!
476
00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:48,889
Uh-huh, and, Mr. Marsh,
477
00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:51,451
what about the student
protests coming out against
478
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,818
- your burgerright now?!
- Huh?
479
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,209
Students are coming forward,
480
00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:58,439
saying that Tegridy Farms is
unethical and hypocritical.
481
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,896
That's right! Tegridy Burger is a fraud!
482
00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:03,467
We caught their farm on camera.
Just take a look!
483
00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:06,045
We warn you,
the following footage is graphic.
484
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:07,916
[COWS MOOING]
485
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:12,488
[CROWD GROANS]
486
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,347
[RANDY LAUGHING]
487
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,616
[COW MOOS]
488
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,811
[CROWD BOOS]
489
00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:20,473
Mr. Marsh, what do you have
to say about these images?
490
00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:22,746
Oh, hey.
491
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,037
Fuck you!
492
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:25,115
Oh, they were...
493
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,342
They were just...
494
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,001
We didn't eat 'em!
495
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,161
[CROWD BOOING]
496
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,422
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
497
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,948
[DOOR SLAMS]
498
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,639
Hey, guys,
looks like I almost missed lunch.
499
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:41,107
Oh, God. Someone's gonna die.
500
00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:43,771
I found out about what we're
eating here at the school.
501
00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:46,217
I found out what it's made of and where!
502
00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:50,717
N-Now, Eric, stay calm, mm-kay!
We're sorry.
503
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:52,420
We were just trying
to find a compromise!
504
00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:53,795
Now just be calm.
505
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,217
What are you sorry about?
506
00:20:55,242 --> 00:20:57,959
It's me who owes all
you guys an apology.
507
00:21:01,145 --> 00:21:02,513
I thought you guys were all trying
508
00:21:02,538 --> 00:21:04,186
to force me to eat healthy, but...
509
00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,469
I've learned that a lot of this stuff
is made in a factory
510
00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:09,811
and processed with tons of salt
just like all my favorite foods!
511
00:21:10,038 --> 00:21:11,905
SpaghettiOs, Rice-A-Roni...
512
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,305
Here I was thinking what you wanted
513
00:21:13,329 --> 00:21:15,046
was stuff from a farmers market.
514
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,733
I just didn't want my food to change.
515
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:21,260
School cafeteria meat
is just processed crap
516
00:21:21,285 --> 00:21:23,124
that comes in a box, and this is...
517
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,117
just processed crap that comes in a box.
518
00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:26,640
I don't have a problem with it.
519
00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:29,094
All I wanted was to be able to eat
the same garbage I always have,
520
00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:30,913
and this is definitely garbage.
521
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:33,219
And hey, if it happens to be
more ethical and sustainable,
522
00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,554
well, I guess I'm fine with that, too.
523
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:37,881
So, you see, guys?
524
00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:39,773
There was actually no reason to protest!
525
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,234
We were actually all on
the same page all the time!
526
00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:44,413
At least we learned
that freedom of speech
527
00:21:44,438 --> 00:21:45,639
truly doesn't matter!
528
00:21:45,664 --> 00:21:47,093
Come on, let's eat!
529
00:21:47,118 --> 00:21:48,851
? It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day ?
530
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:50,851
? It's Processed
Meat-Like Substance Day ?
531
00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:55,008
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