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RANDY: ? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ?
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? There's ample parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ?
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? I'm headin' down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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TOWELIE: ? I got some weed and
I don't know what's going on ?
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RANDY: ? So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ?
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? And meet some friends of mine ?
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[HUMMING]
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Stan! Family meeting! Get downstairs!
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I'm writing a song, Dad.
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Nobody cares about that!
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Come on! I've got big news!
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[LAUGHING]
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Sharon, Shelley! Hurry! I've got it!
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What is it, Randy?
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You guys... I've just had
the greatest idea ever.
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We're gonna move back to our old house?
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No! I've been trying to figure out
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how to make more money selling weed.
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And last night, it came to me.
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We could grow the family
business by selling Tegridy...
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to the Chinese.
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[ANGELIC CHORUS]
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I did a little research.
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Turns out there's
a lot of people in China.
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If we can get like 2% of
that market to buy our weed,
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we'd make millions
of millions of dollars.
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I'm flying to China tomorrow.
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I've got to get in on this
before anyone else thinks of it.
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Tomorrow?
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Randy, are you forgetting
about this Saturday?
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What's this Saturday?
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Autumnfest? Stan's concert?
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He and his little friends
have been rehearsing all week.
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A lot of people in town are
coming out to support him.
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Everyone but you.
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Everyone?
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Stan, you need to wear
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your Tegridy T-shirt at the performance.
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Aw, come on, Dad!
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Stan, they're available
on Amazon starting Friday,
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so you could really help
promote the family business
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while I'm gone!
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But then again,
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I guess family doesn't mean
all that much to you.
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??
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BOTH: ? Tumbleweeds
and squirrels, my darlin' ?
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? Tumbleweeds and squirrels ?
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Yeah.
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Okay, that was
the South Park Sounderoos.
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Thanks again to Kate and Earl!
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Alright, up next we have four of
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our local South Park fourth
graders who have formed a band!
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Let's hear it for Stan
Marsh and Crimson Dawn!
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[APPLAUSE]
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Hi, Stanley!
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Oh, there's our Butters!
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Oh, Butters! Oh, aren't they cute!
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Um, hi. We're Crimson Dawn,
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and um, this is a song I wrote about
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living out in the country on a farm.
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Alright, f-f-fellas,
just like we rehearsed it.
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And a one and a two and a...
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[HARDCORE DEATH METAL PLAYING]
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??
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[SCREAMS]
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??
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[GROWLING] ? Fate is over,
open your eyes ?
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Get me off this farm!
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? There is no hope, no second chance ?
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? All the elders saw,
the fall of the sky ?
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??
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? Pride and glory ?
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? To touch the sky
we've burned the earth ?
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? Built our own infirmity ?
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[CHIME DINGS]
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First time goin' to China?
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No, not really.
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It's my first time.
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I'm goin' out to try and
drum up a little business.
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What are you headin' out for?
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I work for a clothing company.
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We're trying to break into the market
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And get the Chinese people as customers.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES] Hey. Fuck you.
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- Huh?
- I...
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I had that idea like three days ago.
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So what?
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So when did you come up with it?
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Oh, hey, Mitchell.
You're on this flight?!
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Yeah, that's so funny.
I'm working for Google now,
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overseeing the expansions
into the Chinese user base.
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Yeah, I'm still with the NBA.
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Doing some press with the players
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to try to get more Chinese viewers.
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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You have a good idea and
everyone wants to copy you!
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Fine. I can handle
some healthy competition.
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Who else wants to go to China
and get some of their money?
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Oh, for crying' out loud.
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[THUMP!]
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Let me guess, you work for a company
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trying to get Chinese
people as customers.
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Wow, where'd you get that idea?
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I'm sure there's plenty of
Chinese people for all of us.
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[HARDCORE DEATH METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GROWLING] ? Searching, wandering ?
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? Looking for the perfect specimen ?
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- ? Still pure ?
- Hate this farm!
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- ? Immature ?
- I hate this farm!
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? Acknowledged sickness
concealed, swaggering! ?
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- ? Unseen ?
- Hate this farm!
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- ? Wandering ?
- I hate this farm!
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? Looking for the perfect specimen ?
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Okay, okay. Wait, uh, hang on, guys.
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Very good, boys!
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I heard you play at Autumnfest.
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I really like your sound.
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- Who are you?
- Well, I'm a producer.
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I manage all the big
rock bands in South Park.
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PC Babies...
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all of them.
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You manage the PC Babies?
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Holy smokes, fellas, they're huge!
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You want to sign us
so we can make a record
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and I can move away from here?
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Records? What are you kids,
from the '90s?!
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There's no money in albums or
singles or even tours anymore.
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What we need to focus on...
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is your biopic.
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Biopic?
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You want to make
the Crimson Dawn biopic?
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PC Babies' biopic came out last week.
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Made over $100 million.
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Wow-ee!
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'll just let you guys think on it.
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But don't take too long, huh?
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[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
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Hello. Howdy.
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I'm a small business owner
from the United States.
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You guys know any money people here?
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Can I give you guys my card?
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I'm just starting to grow
my business here in China.
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[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
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What is this, sir?
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Oh, that? That's weed.
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Marijuana.
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You know... [BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
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Oh, here we go.
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Jay shi daamaa Tegridy Weed.
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Whoa! Oh, hey! Everything alright?
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What's going on?
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Oh, hey, d-don't forget my suitcase!
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C-Could you grab my suitcase?
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All my weed is in there!
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Excuse me? Jay shi damaa!
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RECORD PRODUCER:
What makes a band truly great?
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It's a desire to be heard.
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And a commitment
to a three-act structure
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that has a 20-minute setup,
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about an hour and a half of conflict,
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and a big, triumphant resolution.
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So let's start at the beginning, gang.
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When did your band first form?
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Um, it was about two weeks ago...
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Yeah, it was about two and a half,
three weeks ago, I'd say...
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I hadn't seen my friend Kyle,
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and I hate living on a farm
so I started writing songs.
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That's good, that's good!
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Lost a close friend.
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Put loneliness into lyrics.
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Yeah, and Stan came to me and I said,
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"Well, I can play the drums..."
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But... But he'd already
asked me to play the drums.
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So, yeah, I said,
"Okay, I'll play guitar."
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Inner conflict over
direction of band, good.
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Oh, and then Kenny learned to play bass
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watching YouTube videos of
John Lennon with the Dalai Lama.
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Oh, oh, yeah, no, no,
we don't want to go there.
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Talking about the Dalai Lama
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doesn't go over well with the Chinese.
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The... the... the what?
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Look, for this movie
to really make money,
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we need to be sure it clears
the Chinese censors, you know?
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We want those Chinese viewers!
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- Aw, seriously?
- Oh, it's okay.
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There's plenty of other things
to talk about with your story.
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How about... What kind of things
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were you into when you were younger?
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Well, I always liked Winnie the Pooh!
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Oh, no, no, no, no no no,
that's definitely off limits.
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Winnie the Pooh is illegal in China
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because some Chinese students said
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he looked like the Chinese President.
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Aw, come on. That's ridiculous.
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Hey, you want to move away
from your family, right?
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You want to be successful
on your own, right?
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Yeah...
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Alright, well, you know what they say...
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You got to lower your ideals of freedom
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if you want to suck on
the warm teat of China.
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[ALL CHANTING IN MANDARIN]
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[MACHINES WHIRRING]
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- [ZAPPING]
- [GROANS]
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"I am a proud member
of the Communist Party.
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The Party is more important
than the individual."
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[MAN PLEADING IN MANDARIN]
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[WATER DRIPPING]
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WINNIE THE POOH: Oh. Hello, there.
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Who... Who's there?
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Nobody. Just a bear.
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I was wondering since you're new,
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if you might have some honey.
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No, I don't have any honey.
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Are you prisoners here?
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Some people said Pooh looked
like the Chinese P-P-President,
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so we're illegal in China now.
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Jesus.
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What kind of mad house is this?
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[SPEAKING MANDARIN]
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[SPEAKING MANDARIN]
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Your Honors, I'm just a simple farmer,
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from a simpler time.
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Now, I'd never been to China before,
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but I hate to say,
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I'm a little disappointed in all of you.
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With what I've seen,
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you... you seem to treat
your people like dirt.
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You don't believe in
any individual freedoms.
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I mean, you've got
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet in jail?
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Now, come on, China!
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You know, a country ain't nothing unless
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it's got decency and integrity.
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And I think I speak for Pooh
and Piglet and all of Disney
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when I say you could use
some Tegridy, China!
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Now, it just so happens that I...
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own a Tegridy farm.
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And I think I might be
able to work out a deal
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for all you nice folk.
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[BELL RINGS]
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This is so awesome, you guys!
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Our band is gonna be huge!
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Yeah, and we're gonna be rich!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Yeah, isn't it just great?
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Hey, what's wrong, Jimmy?
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Fellas, I need to tell you something.
257
00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:36,244
I think I'm homosexual.
258
00:11:36,269 --> 00:11:38,238
And also, I'm addicted to cocaine.
259
00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:40,067
Oh, that's okay, Jimmy.
260
00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:42,043
Yeah, we can get you a liver transplant.
261
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,870
RECORD PRODUCER: Cut! Cut!
262
00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:45,121
Listen, guys, we, uh,
263
00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:47,160
just got word back
from the Chinese censors.
264
00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:50,012
They don't want us
mentioning organ transplants.
265
00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:51,059
How come?
266
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:54,309
Well, they've been accused of
harvesting organs from the...
267
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:55,824
L-Look, it doesn't matter. They...
268
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,957
They just said no to the organ stuff.
269
00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:00,332
Oh, and, uh, no homosexuality either.
270
00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:02,960
No homosexuality?!
We're trying to do a band biopic!
271
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:06,324
Yeah, and what's wrong
with homosexuality, anyways?
272
00:12:06,498 --> 00:12:07,551
Nothing!
273
00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:10,004
Unless you want to make money in China.
274
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,097
Now, come on. Everyone back to one!
275
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,106
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
276
00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:19,762
Alright, who's the asshole?
277
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,801
Which one of you decided to go
278
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,739
and start badmouthing
the Chinese government?!
279
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:30,512
Who here thought they had permission
280
00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:33,676
to say anything critical
of Chinese politics?!
281
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:34,895
Well, it is true, sir.
282
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,825
The Chinese seem
to exploit their own people
283
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,106
- with forced labor that...
- Shut the fuck up, Thor!
284
00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:42,435
You're here to flex and not think,
ya fucking bitch!
285
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:46,918
Please, Mr. Marsh was only
standing up for me and Piglet.
286
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,746
Because we were political prisoners.
287
00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:52,512
You are a fat diabetic bear,
288
00:12:52,537 --> 00:12:54,387
and if the Chinese don't want you,
289
00:12:54,412 --> 00:12:55,814
then I don't either!
290
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,137
Now, who the fuck is Mr. Marsh?!
291
00:12:58,496 --> 00:13:01,246
Oh, uh, that's me. Randy Marsh.
292
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,434
Who is this? I don't know you.
293
00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:04,626
Are you from Pixar?
294
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,082
No, I'm from South Park.
295
00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:07,809
What's South Park? Do I own that?
296
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,489
MAN: No, not yet, sir.
297
00:13:09,684 --> 00:13:11,426
You're telling me... [CHUCKLES]
298
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:13,567
that I'm losing Chinese customers
299
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:17,075
because of some shithead that's
not even from my company?!
300
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,501
Hey, hold on a minute!
301
00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:20,138
You really think
that business should be run
302
00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:21,931
through intimidation and fear?
303
00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:24,058
Whatever happened to old-time values?
304
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,012
You already have
business with the Chinese.
305
00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,660
You have all the connections
money can buy.
306
00:13:28,685 --> 00:13:30,692
But there's one thing you don't have...
307
00:13:30,717 --> 00:13:32,356
And that's Tegridy.
308
00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:36,184
Now, it just so happens...
309
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:41,371
Boys, I understand you've got
a band here at the school?
310
00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,653
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
311
00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,207
Well, boys, it seems to me
312
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,020
like your music is kind of...
313
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:47,676
angry, m'kay?
314
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,973
I mean it's really loud, m'kay,
and it's a little angry.
315
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,809
Yeah, because I hate living on
a farm 30 miles outside of town!
316
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,129
Yeah, tell him, Stan!
317
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,512
I can't stand my dad anymore!
318
00:13:56,537 --> 00:13:58,716
And if I want to do death metal, I can!
It's a free country!
319
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,309
RECORD PRODUCER: Cut! Cut, cut! Cut!
320
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:04,207
Uh, kids, let's not say anything
about this being a free country.
321
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:05,246
Aw, come on!
322
00:14:05,271 --> 00:14:06,684
Hey, these guys were nice enough
323
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,004
to come all the way from China
324
00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:09,403
to help us with our standards.
325
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:11,403
We can at least listen to their notes.
326
00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:13,942
Oh. Oh, ok... Okay, okay.
327
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:16,684
Actually, gang, we need
to rewrite the whole second act.
328
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,223
But that'll take forever.
329
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,248
Come on, guys.
330
00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:22,242
Everyone else is fine with China
approving our entertainment.
331
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,235
Even the PC Babies don't seem to mind.
332
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,535
And PC Babies cry about everything!
333
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,285
You just got to rewrite the script
334
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,754
before we continue shooting.
335
00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:33,114
Go back to your room and
just write your story.
336
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,262
It has to come from your heart.
337
00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:40,582
??
338
00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:47,607
[MICKEY MOUSE SPEAKING MANDARIN]
339
00:14:47,632 --> 00:14:54,632
[MICKEY MOUSE SPEAKING MANDARIN]
340
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:06,207
[INHALES DEEPLY]
341
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,606
It's like... It's like
they didn't even want to listen.
342
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,410
They didn't listen at all?
343
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,910
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
- But why not?
344
00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:13,949
It's the bear.
345
00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,800
They're still pissed off about the bear.
346
00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:17,019
But for what?
347
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,957
'Cause some Chinese people
on the Internet
348
00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,675
started posting pictures of
their President as Winnie the Pooh.
349
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,887
It's a real thing. Look it up.
350
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:25,980
Man, this is really good shit.
351
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,050
So what if we took their side, then?
352
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:31,308
What if we showed China that
we understand how they feel
353
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,457
to be made fun of on the Internet?
354
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,253
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
355
00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:37,247
[OWL HOOTS]
356
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:43,761
RECORD PRODUCER: Remember,
write your story.
357
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:46,191
The script has to come from your heart.
358
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,587
[SIGHS]
359
00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:28,566
[LAUGHS]
360
00:16:28,932 --> 00:16:32,472
[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
361
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:35,160
[SIGHS]
362
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,527
Now I know how all the
writers in Hollywood feel.
363
00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,894
[LAUGHS]
364
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,753
[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
365
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:04,113
??
366
00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:08,589
My goodness, Pooh,
China sure is a big p-p-place!
367
00:17:08,614 --> 00:17:10,682
Yes, Piglet, it is.
368
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:14,496
Too big, I think, to find what I need.
369
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,363
Excuse me.
370
00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:17,388
Huh?
371
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:20,621
Would you happen to have some honey?
372
00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:24,644
[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
373
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,136
Oh, bother.
374
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:28,824
This just doesn't seem
a place for a bear.
375
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:32,238
Wait! Pooh! L-L-Look!
376
00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:34,261
Oh! Piglet!
377
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,058
What wonderful luck!
378
00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:40,167
Oh! What delicious honey!
379
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,488
I would like to share, Piglet,
380
00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:47,152
perhaps I will share.
381
00:17:47,853 --> 00:17:50,972
In just a few more slurps I can...
382
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:51,997
Waah!
383
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:54,886
[CHOKING]
384
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:58,652
W-W-What are you do... What... No!
385
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,316
Ohh!
386
00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:02,035
[CHOKING]
387
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:06,355
[SCREAMING]
388
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,011
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
389
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:12,589
I can't do it any more, you guys.
390
00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:14,372
I can't even think with
the Chinese government
391
00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,164
censoring everything I write.
392
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:19,092
So there's not gonna be
a biopic movie for us?
393
00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,136
It's so wrong, you know?
394
00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:22,840
I mean, we live in a time
where the only movies
395
00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:24,199
that us American kids go see
396
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:25,933
are ones that are approved by China.
397
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,378
Yeah, it's like China is the new MPAA.
398
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:31,667
Stinks to say goodbye to all
that biopic money and glory.
399
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,331
We just got to face it.
400
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:35,825
A death metal band is never
gonna make real money anymore.
401
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,379
The only band that would
get approved by China
402
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:39,372
would be all vanilla and cheesy.
403
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,785
I'm going to have to live on
that fucking farm forever.
404
00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:45,949
_
405
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:49,503
Kyle!
406
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,074
Dude, you're back!
407
00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:52,956
Yeah, the migrant
detention camp was cool
408
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:54,925
but it kind of rubbed
Kyle the wrong way.
409
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,761
Anything happen while we were gone?
410
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,789
Not really, we just almost had a
biopic made for our band but...
411
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:02,589
Wait a minute... Wait.
Vanilla and cheesy.
412
00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:04,433
I've got it! I've got it!
413
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:07,597
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
414
00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:11,730
_
415
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:25,425
??
416
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:32,450
??
417
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,202
? Bang, bang ?
418
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:35,835
? Bang, bang ?
419
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,718
? Fingerbang, bang ?
420
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:38,827
? Bang, bang, bang ?
421
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:42,475
? I'm gonna fingerbang
bang you into my life ?
422
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,936
? Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it's alright ?
423
00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:49,304
? 'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang,
let's not fight ?
424
00:19:49,836 --> 00:19:52,015
Cut. Cut! Cut!
425
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,421
This is all wrong!
426
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:55,858
No, it's good, kids. They're loving it.
427
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,882
Yeah, but I can't sell
my soul like this.
428
00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,515
I want to get away from that farm,
429
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,807
more than anything.
430
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,578
But it's not worth living
in a world where China
431
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,124
controls my country's art.
432
00:20:04,149 --> 00:20:06,718
[SPEAKS MANDARIN]
433
00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:08,345
I don't care how many people you have.
434
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,836
I've got something in me that just won't
435
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,257
let me be a part of all this.
436
00:20:11,282 --> 00:20:13,679
Yeah. Whatever it is, I've got it too!
437
00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:14,890
ALL: Yeah!
438
00:20:14,915 --> 00:20:16,858
I want to be proud of who we are, guys.
439
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,819
And anybody who
would betray their ideals
440
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,936
just to make money in China
isn't worth a lick of spit.
441
00:20:21,961 --> 00:20:23,796
??
442
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,725
Us Chinese people
have always liked things
443
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,460
the old-fashioned way.
444
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,780
We like things a little simpler,
445
00:20:30,805 --> 00:20:32,530
a little quieter.
446
00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:34,490
And now, there's a new weed
447
00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:37,280
that goes along
with China's beating heart.
448
00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:41,233
Because after
a hard day of forced labor,
449
00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:44,202
or gettin' beat for
criticizing the government,
450
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:46,194
we all could use a little time
451
00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:49,147
with some good ol' Rocky Mountain weed.
452
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,655
It's the soul of the American West,
453
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,944
right here in mother China.
454
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:57,413
All hail the Communist Party.
455
00:20:57,438 --> 00:21:01,015
And all hail... Tegridy Weed.
456
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:06,397
??
457
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:10,874
??
458
00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:21,147
Well, gang, looks like
the family business
459
00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,274
is starting to really turn the corner.
460
00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:25,421
I don't know about you, but I for one
461
00:21:25,446 --> 00:21:28,421
think the world is going to
be a better and safer place
462
00:21:28,446 --> 00:21:31,225
now that China finally has Tegridy.
463
00:21:32,195 --> 00:21:34,436
Dad, why are you covered
in honey and blood?
464
00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:38,257
Dad, did you kill Winnie the Pooh?
465
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,171
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh...
466
00:21:40,196 --> 00:21:42,413
Oh, yeah, I did kill Winnie the Pooh.
467
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,718
Where are you going, Stan?
468
00:21:44,743 --> 00:21:46,772
I'm going to go write
another song about you.
469
00:21:46,797 --> 00:21:47,975
Oooh, about me?!
470
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,804
Make sure it talks about me
bringing Tegridy to China!
471
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:55,022
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