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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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Okay, guys, it's November,
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and who can tell me
what that means?!
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Yes, Francis?
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It's time for
the Special Ed Science Fair!
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- Yea!
- Science fair!
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That's right! The Science Fair
is this weekend,
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and I know you are all
very excited to show
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the projects
you've been working on!
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- Yea!
- All right!
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Science Fair!
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This week, we'll be hearing
all about your projects,
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and first up we have
Nathan and Mimallah.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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For our science fair project,
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we will be showing
the destructive force
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of nature by simulating
a volcano!
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- Ooooh!
- Ooooh!
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With vinegar and baking soda,
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we will make this
papier-mâché volcano explode!
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- Aaah!
- [ Gasps ]
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With the power and fury
of Mount Kilauea!
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Our science fair project
is sure to be a blast.
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Get it? A blast.
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All right, what do you
guys think of Nathan
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and Mimallah's
project idea?
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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We've done it, Mimsey.
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We're gonna win
the science fair for sure.
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And then every chick
in this school
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is gonna want to have
sex with us.
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Oh, gee, boss, I don't know
about sex with no chicken.
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Not those chicks, numbskull.
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I'm talking about bitches.
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You know what girls like?
They like winners.
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And when we win
the science fair,
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we're gonna be up to our ears
in pussy.
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Is it just me,
or are things around here
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getting worse and worse?
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It's definitely
not just you.
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I think everyone's is shock
that Heidi went back to Cartman.
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What keeps driving her
back to him?
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It's so weird.
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And she's so...
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Mean and angry these days.
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People change.
They say you become
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more and more like
the person you're with,
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and I guess it's
true with Heidi.
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Hey guys, wassup?
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Hey, Heidi.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Nothing.
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Bullcrap, you're all
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talking about me again!
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'Cause you're
judgmental bitches.
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[ Burps ] Eh.
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Heidi...
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Are you okay?
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It's just...
You look...
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I look what?
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You know,
you just look...
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What, I look fat?
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Is that what you wanna
say, Wendy?
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Fuck you, bitch.
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She's just concerned,
Heidi.
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[ Mockingly ] Meh, myeh,
meh, meh, meh, Heidi.
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[ Normal voice ] I'm just trying
to enjoy my lunch here.
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Can I do it without you guys
shitting all over me?
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All right good,
Timmy.
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Test 42-A is successful!
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Let's move on
to the next phase.
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Well, hello, gentlemen.
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Oh, hey, fellas.
We're doing great.
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Timmy!
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Thought we'd stop by
to see how
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your science fair project
was going.
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I thought we was comin'
to rub their faces
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in how good our science
fair project was, boss!
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Shut up, Mimsey!
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So, what are
you guys working on?
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Oh, it's fantastic.
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This year, Tim-Tim and I
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are doing our project
on water bears!
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Ohh, water bears.
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You hear that Mimsey?
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Like there's any such thing
as water bears.
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That blue Science Fair Ribbon
is as good as ours.
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Well, we gotta get back to
our lava volcano.
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Good luck finding your
[ chuckles ] water bears.
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Oh, would you like
to see them?
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Wha? What are you
talking about?
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Timmy and I have gathered
thousands of water bears.
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Take a look into
the microscope.
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Water bears are water-dwelling,
eight legged micro-animals.
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- Timmy!
- They are one of nature's
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most resilient animals.
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Studies have shown
they can survive lava
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and even the vacuum of space.
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What... How...
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where the fuck did you
learn about these things?
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Where all good scientists
learn from... Octonauts.
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Octonauts!
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Some scientists believe
the study of water bears
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is key to human survival.
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Aw, gee, that sounds
a lot better than
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a lava volcano,
huh, boss?
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Well not really,
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because a science fair
is supposed to be an experiment.
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I fail to see what
the experiment is here.
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Oh, that's easy! You see,
for the past several weeks,
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Tim-Tim and me have
been training the water bears
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to respond to different
sound waves.
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We've found that they respond
best to Taylor Swift.
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Hit it, Timmy.
♪ Oh, look what you made me do ♪
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Take a look!
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♪ Look what you made me do ♪
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♪ Look what you
just made me do ♪
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♪ Look what you
just made me ♪
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♪ Ooh, look what you
made me do ♪
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We still have some
training to do,
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but we're eXcited
about the results.
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I have to admit your lava
volcano is pretty great, too!
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Maybe we could tie
for first place.
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[ Knocks on door ]
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me,
Mr. Mackey?
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Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,
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we just wanted to see
if you have transportation
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to the Special Ed Science Fair
this weekend or if you wanted us
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to set something up for you.
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What?
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Uh, Saturday
is the science fair,
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and you're the judge
for the competition.
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Judge a special needs
science fair?!
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Ugh, no, thanks.
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Well, Heidi is there a problem
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with you being the judge
this weekend?
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Uh, yeah, it's Saturday,
and I don't wanna be at skewl.
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But you're always the judge
of the Special Ed Science Fair
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because you're
our best science student.
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So, now I'm gonna be punished
by being forced to judge
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a bunch
of handicapped kids?!
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But... M'kay. You see
the problem is that
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you volunteered last month,
Heidi.
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You said you wanted to do it,
M'kay.
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Well, how can you
expect students to commit
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to things a month
in advance?
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I don't even know what
I want for dinner tonight!
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Look, the kids have
worked really hard
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and have done some
amazing projects.
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You're gonna force me to
come to skew on a Saturday?!
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Heidi...
[ Sighs ]
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Is everything all right?
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Oh, what are you gonna
call me fat now, too?
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It just so happens
I'm a vegan!
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Which means it's difficult
for me to get enough protein
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so my body doesn't burn fat,
it burns muscle,
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which makes it look like
I'm fat, but I'm actually
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way healthier than any of you!
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Heidi, you're judging
the Special Ed Science Fair
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this weekend.
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Aw, God damn it!
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[ Sneaky music plays ]
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Mimsey! Come on!
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Okay, Nathan!
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Shhhhh!
Shut the fuck up!
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♪♪
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[ Lock thuds ]
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♪♪
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Gee, we could get in
a lot a trouble.
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Y-you sure we should mess
with Jimmy and Timmy's
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science fair project?
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Mimsey, do you know
what Jimmy is?
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He's a cockblocker.
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Arr, what's a cockblocker?
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Every time I come up a way
to score with the ladies,
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there's Jimmy
trying to one-up me.
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This science fair is
supposed to finally make us
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successful enough
to get chicks.
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Aw, gee, I don't know
if we should use
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our position of power
to exploit women.
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I'm not letting those assholes
win the science fair.
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That's why I say...
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The only good water bears
are dead water bears.
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Let's go!
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Muffled banging ]
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♪♪
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This is bullcrap!
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How can they force me to be
the science fair judge?!
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Now I know how it feels
to be a slave!
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It's... not exactly like
being a slave, Heidi.
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Yes, it is! Am I being paid
to judge the science fair?
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No!
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Do I have a choice?
No.
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Ooh, yes, massa!
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Lemme judge that science fair
for ya, sir!
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God, will you stop?
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Theresa, don't get all aggro
on me because you're pissed off
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you're family
lives in a trailer.
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My family doesn't live
in a trailer.
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We live in a tiny home!
My parents downsized
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to make a smaller footprint
on the environment.
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That's what I said... your
family lives in a trailer.
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There's lots of progressive
people living in tiny homes.
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There's five others
on our block!
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Right.
That's called a trailer park.
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I don't live in
a trailer park!
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Just don't even
respond to her.
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Just ignore her.
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I'll try, but she's
such a bitch.
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She wasn't talking
to you, Heidi.
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Oh! Looks like Isla has
something to say, you guys!
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Hold on, I'm sure this is
going to be really profound.
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Go ahead, Isla, knock us out
with your wit and satire.
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This should be good,
you guys! [ Laughs ]
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Hey, Heidi!
What's up?
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Oh, hey, babe,
what's going on?
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What are you up to?
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Nothing just talking to my
girlfriends about tiny homes.
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♪♪
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Well, hello there,
ladies.
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Oh, hi, Nathan.
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We just wanted to
remind you that this weekend
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is the Special Ed
Science Fair.
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Pretty sure you'll all be
impressed with what you see.
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Hope you can make it.
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Did you see that,
Mimsey?
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The way those girls
bit their bottom lips
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when I said Science Fair?
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We're about to be
drowning in muff.
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Nathan, Mimallah!
You gotta get to Special Ed!
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Special Ed class
isn't for another two hours.
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No, no!
You gotta see this!
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Jimmy and Timmy's
water bears!
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They've changed!
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What?
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- Whoa!
- Ooooh!
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- So cool!
- I can't believe it.
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Jimmy and Timmy,
this is incredible!
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You've somehow made them
even smarter!
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What's going on?
254
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,515
Nathan!
It's amazing!
255
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The water bears we've
trained are starting
256
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to display
social advancements!
257
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,516
But they're supposed
to be dead!
258
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,805
Oof!
259
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,473
What social advancements?
260
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,982
They've actually evolved
to the point of doing
261
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,359
the hokey pokey!
262
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,111
The hokey pokey?
263
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,864
♪ You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out ♪
264
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,572
♪ You put your right foot in,
and you shake it all about ♪
265
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,907
♪ You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around ♪
266
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,413
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
267
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You gotta be fucking
kidding me.
268
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Boys, this might be
the single greatest
269
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,546
Special Ed Science Fair
project I've ever seen!
270
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,795
Butters.
271
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Oh! Hey!
272
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How would you like to
be the judge
273
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,800
for the Special Ed Science Fair
this weekend?
274
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,593
Uh, I can't.
275
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,353
I'm going to a birthday party.
276
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,684
Butters, don't be a dick!
277
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,348
Yeah don't
make up excuses
278
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,438
because judging handicapped
students sounds terrible.
279
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,068
Yeah, Butters. God!
280
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,025
He's not making it up.
It's my birthday party.
281
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,655
Well, then could you
invite Heidi, please?
282
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,861
She needs an excuse
not to have to go to
283
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,400
the special needs
science fair.
284
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,034
What's wrong with supporting
them, they're our friends?
285
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,740
Because nobody wants
to be trapped in a gym
286
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,405
with Special Ed science.
287
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,494
Actually, some of their projects
are pretty cool.
288
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,079
- Shut up, Kyle!
- Shut up, Kyle!
289
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,461
- Samesies!
- Samesies!
290
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,997
Look, it's all just
a complete waste of time!
291
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,006
It's not like
a Special Ed Science Fair
292
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,792
is actually gonna
contribute to society!
293
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,086
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
294
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,468
[ Tires screeching ]
295
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,561
Move! Move aside, kids!
Official business!
296
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,851
Move it, children!
297
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,111
Excuse me,
can I help you?
298
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,819
We understand that you're
about to have a science fair
299
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,905
with some very interesting
experiments.
300
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,444
That's right. The science fair
301
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,078
is this Saturday
from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
302
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,114
We're here to help
however we can.
303
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,749
Your Special Ed department
304
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,126
has all our resources
and our support.
305
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,912
This science fair...
306
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,457
just might be
what saves us all.
307
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,751
[ Children playing ]
308
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,716
What the hell
is going on?!
309
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,007
Everywhere I turn, people
are being given handouts
310
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,471
while I'm forced
to work my ass off!
311
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,431
It's total bullshit!
312
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,894
Yeah. Uh, babe I understand
that you're pissed off,
313
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,728
but, um, you know,
it is recess.
314
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,268
Maybe we should relax
and have some fun.
315
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,687
Relax?
How can I relax?!
316
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,947
I get straight A's!
I ace every test!
317
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,903
And who gets
all the support?
318
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,942
The Special Ed
department!
319
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,613
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
320
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,076
Good.
Bring it on in.
321
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,832
These kids need
to have access
322
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,493
to everything
they need.
323
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,081
Wow, look at this,
Tim Tim.
324
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,837
They've all been researching
water bears, too!
325
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,248
That's correct.
326
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,257
Like you,
we've come to realize
327
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,965
that water bears are
the key to our future.
328
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,879
Are these
the special water bears
329
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,719
we read about
on your school message board?
330
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,258
That's right.
331
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,721
The water bears
we've been working with
332
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,727
appear to be evolving
somehow.
333
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,890
Then they are the key
to our survival, boys.
334
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,276
Gentlemen, perhaps
I can interest you in a lava volcano.
335
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,606
You won't believe
your eyes
336
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,362
when I add
some simple baking soda.
337
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,147
There's no time for that.
338
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,988
We need everyone working
on Jimmy and Timmy's project.
339
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,904
I'm gonna let you kids all in
on a little secret.
340
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,162
We don't want
to create a panic,
341
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,870
but the end
is very near...
342
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,456
and we have
very little time.
343
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,995
♪♪
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,413
Fellow students,
345
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,001
I have asked
to speak today
346
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,837
because of the hypocrisy
and bullying
347
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,467
that is coming
from the administration
348
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:45,129
at this so-called skewl.
349
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,548
It is an outrage that
our principal and counselors
350
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,967
demand our participation
in frivolous programs
351
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,056
that are outrageously
overfunded.
352
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,017
Why is it that
the school allows funding
353
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,022
that only goes
to special-needs students?
354
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,933
Are the rest of us
not special?
355
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,819
If we are continually asked
to work for no money
356
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,356
and ask our parents
to pay for our programs,
357
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,365
then soon
we will all be poor
358
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,322
and forced to live
in a trailer park, like Theresa.
359
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,781
It's not a trailer!
360
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,537
Theresa, get over it.
361
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,914
You live in a trailer park.
It's not a big deal.
362
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,449
Oh, o-okay, honey.
363
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,491
You're kind of getting
off topic, sweetie.
364
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,285
What did you say?!
365
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,078
I just... I just want you
to stay on point
366
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,167
so we can
get this over with.
367
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,672
"Get this over with"?!
368
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,549
You're supposed
to be supporting me!
369
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,460
I am supporting you,
sweetheart.
370
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,050
Being supportive doesn't mean
you criticize me, asshole!
371
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,589
Just forget it!
372
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,803
My point is,
if the school administration
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00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,468
doesn't cancel
the science fair,
374
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,181
I will see to it
that they are all fired
375
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,597
for discrimination!
376
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,640
She's kind of
like Cartman
377
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,356
but with the ability
to follow through.
378
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,987
Oh, dude.
Bro.
379
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,741
Francis, could you hand me
the sound-wave generator?
380
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,572
This is bullshit.
381
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,829
The Special Ed Science Fair
is turning into a love-fest
382
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,284
for Jimmy
and Timmy's project.
383
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,450
They're gonna get
all the fame and glory.
384
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,788
Yeah, I guess we kind
of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss?
385
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,419
If it weren't for us,
those water bears
386
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,047
wouldn't have even gotten
smarter in the first place.
387
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,253
Hey, Mimsey.
That's right.
388
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,588
They don't deserve
the credit.
389
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,593
We do.
390
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,595
Nathan: Uh, excuse me.
391
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,006
If you're all trying
to figure out
392
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,799
why these water bears
are different,
393
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,433
you're talking
to the wrong guy.
394
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,014
Wh-What do you mean,
Nathan?
395
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,304
Mimsey and I did
some experimenting
396
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,892
with the water bears
on our own...
397
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,432
We was tryin'
tokill'em!
398
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,817
[ Slap! ]
It was us who made them evolve.
399
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,978
So we should be the ones
working for the government.
400
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,271
The government?
401
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,734
W-We aren't
the government.
402
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,319
Y-You're not
the government?
403
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,654
But you said you were here
to help stop us
404
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,658
from becoming extinct.
405
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,741
Not you, us.
406
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,908
We're with... the NFL.
407
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,042
♪♪
408
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,626
Our fans are leaving
at an exponential rate.
409
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,961
We've been hit
with anthem protests,
410
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,921
protests
to those protests,
411
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,757
and, worse of all,
concussions.
412
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,637
The more reports
that come out,
413
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,220
the more people are getting
turned off by football.
414
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,430
We've been experimenting
with water bears
415
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,471
because we believe
they are our last hope.
416
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,355
Oh, I get it!
417
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,766
You've been experimenting
with water bears to see how
418
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,356
to make humans more impervious
to concussions.
419
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,942
No. We've been experimenting
with water bears
420
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,607
to try
and make them fans.
421
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,447
♪♪
422
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,781
Sportscaster #1: A beautiful
night for football
423
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,287
here in Los Angeles
424
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,322
as the Chargers take on
the Buffalo Bills.
425
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,832
Sportscaster #2:
And a record sellout crowd
426
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,333
here at the stadium.
427
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,335
Football clearly
more popular than ever,
428
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,998
with a whopping 17 million
in attendance!
429
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,088
The NFL, of course,
working really hard to reach new viewers,
430
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,548
and it looks like
they've found their answer
431
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,303
in tardigrades.
432
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,214
The water bears are thrilled
to be here,
433
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,180
and, of course, love seeing
themselves on the jumbotron.
434
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,345
They're all ready
for some football,
435
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,855
and enjoying
the fan-favorite kiss cam!
436
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,811
And we're ready for kickoff
437
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,729
as the cheers of 17 million fans
rock the stadium!
438
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:54,744
[ Insects chirping ]
439
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,494
[ Chirping continues ]
440
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,122
[ Whistle blows ]
441
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,336
We're running
out of time.
442
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,713
We have to see
if these water bears
443
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:07,999
truly are different.
444
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,088
Insert the box!
445
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,680
Gently.
446
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,717
What do you see now?
447
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,136
Uh...
448
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,599
I see the box.
449
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,263
What... What's
in the box?
450
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,977
What are
the water bears doing?
451
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,485
Uh, they're just walking around,
and... Oh, wait!
452
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,737
They appear to be interested
in the box!
453
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,990
These water bears
are different.
454
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,695
All right, everyone,
listen up!
455
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,201
Give me your attention,
please.
456
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,909
Due to circumstances
beyond our control,
457
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,745
we are canceling
the Special Ed Science Fair.
458
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,035
[ Children exclaiming ]
459
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,828
- Oh, no! Canceling?
- [ Gasps ] What?
460
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,792
You can't cancel
the science fair.
461
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,831
We're on the verge
of a breakthrough here.
462
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,591
It's canceled.
You guys can all get this shit
463
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,252
out of here and leave.
Thank you.
464
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,965
You don't understand!
465
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,846
The Special Ed Science Fair
is our only hope!
466
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,429
I'm sorry, but, uh,
our hands are tied...
467
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,683
by Heidi.
468
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,054
[ Guns cock ]
469
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,848
I think you all
fail to understand
470
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,482
the seriousness
of our situation...
471
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,188
Football is dying!
472
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,694
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
473
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,480
Close the door!
Everyone back to work.
474
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,696
Nobody will stop
this Special Ed Science Fair!
475
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,201
Do what he says!
476
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,488
Aah! Okay!
Jesus Christ!
477
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,827
Are you just gonna stand there?
Do something!
478
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,457
What the hell
do you want me to do?
479
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,617
I want you
to have some balls
480
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,252
and act like
you care about me!
481
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,038
Heidi, you need to stop
being such a bitch!
482
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,549
Call me
a "bitch" again.
483
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,631
Do it.
484
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,341
Call me
a "bitch" again.
485
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:44,099
You are... acting...
like a... bad girlfriend.
486
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,854
That's what I thought!
487
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,764
Nathan:
Hey, wait a minute!
488
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,524
The water bears
have changed again.
489
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,810
I think it's working.
490
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,819
Let me see that!
491
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,231
Yes!
Yes, they're starting to adapt!
492
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,328
Son of a bitch. We just might
have ourselves some fans.
493
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,160
Now, quickly, children.
494
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,700
We must replicate these
water bears to create more!
495
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,415
If nobody else is gonna
do anything, I will!
496
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,295
Wha...
497
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,455
The water bears!
498
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,092
[ NFL people clamoring ]
499
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,127
- Get her!
- Stop her!
500
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,512
Man: She's over here!
501
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,594
[ Special Ed students
clamoring ]
502
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,678
Heidi!
[ Breathing heavily ]
503
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,059
Heidi, will you please
listen to me?!
504
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,685
Move it!
505
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,141
Get the fuck
outta the way!
506
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,523
I said get outta the way,
you assholes!
507
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,478
- Get her!
- She's over here!
508
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,858
[ NFL people clamoring ]
509
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,644
[ Special Ed students
clamoring ]
510
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:34,902
[ Panting ]
511
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:35,937
[ Gasps ]
512
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,196
We got the fat girl.
513
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,026
Front of the school.
514
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,907
Shit!
515
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,157
Little girl, stop.
516
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,618
[ Panting ]
517
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,748
It doesn't have to end
this way.
518
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,534
Move aside!
Move aside!
519
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,624
[ Panting ]
Heidi, seriously...
520
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,958
you need
to listen to me.
521
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,374
[ Panting ]
I don't... have to listen...
522
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,541
to anybody.
523
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,211
Yes. Yes, you do.
524
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,924
You need to listen.
525
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:01,963
Fuck you.
526
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,178
No fuck you.
527
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,184
Little girl, please.
528
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,721
What you have in your hand
is very special.
529
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,311
Well, I'm sick of everyone
treating me like shit.
530
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,100
Think about the NFL...
531
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,145
how much joy
it brings everyone.
532
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,531
Don't listen to them.
Give the water bears to me.
533
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,532
I deserve all the fame
and bitches.
534
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,740
Heidi, you gotta stop
being so angry.
535
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,906
Look, if you... if you don't
do it for the NFL,
536
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,870
what about humanity?
537
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,831
Those creatures are showing
the first signs of sentience.
538
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,838
Think about what they could
mean for science,
539
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,795
for medicine,
making people better.
540
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,334
Come on, babe.
541
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,720
We all want
the old Heidi back.
542
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,929
Screw all you guys.
543
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,564
[ Gulping ]
544
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,066
[All shouting "No!" ]
545
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,602
[ Gulping stops ]
546
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,645
Ahh!
547
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,780
[ Belches ]
548
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,567
Dude. Wow.
549
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,533
♪♪
550
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,088
Is there something
you wanna talk about?
551
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,466
No, I was just
trying to figure out
552
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,799
why you decided to drink
20,000 micro animals
553
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,088
that were showing
signs of intelligence.
554
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,224
Whatever. It's Saturday,
and I'm not in school.
555
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,635
Yeah, you're... you're
not in school.
556
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,138
How come we never
snuggle anymore?
557
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,681
Wh-What?
558
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,770
We used to snuggle
all the time,
559
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:36,899
and it's totally
gone away.
560
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,025
What's happened?
561
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,982
- Well, bunny, we still...
- Snuggle!
562
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,274
Yes, yes, let's... let's
snuggle, yes.
563
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,487
[ Remote clicks ]
564
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,196
God damn it!
How come there's nothing
565
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,362
to watch on Saturday
but kids' cartoons?
566
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,748
All right, kids!
Now let's do the hokey pokey!
567
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,330
♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out ♪
568
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,960
♪ You put your left foot in ♪
[ Stomach growling ]
569
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:56,870
♪ And you shake it all about ♪
Ooh.
570
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,083
What's going on
in nya?
571
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,919
Whoa.
What is going on in nya?
572
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,299
I feel something
moving around.
573
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,425
Ahp...
574
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,131
[ Farts ]
Ew.
575
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,216
Snuggle!
576
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,505
Okay.
Okay, honey.
577
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,265
[ Farts ]
Agh. Ugh.
578
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:15,102
♪♪
579
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,685
Well?
580
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,351
Did you have any luck,
Mr. Jones?
581
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:23,442
I'm afraid, Commissioner,
that the Special Ed Science Fair
582
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,450
failed to produce
more viable water bears.
583
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,703
Then the NFL
truly has no hope.
584
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,659
We're done for.
585
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,949
Not quite.
586
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,743
We were able to obtain
something else
587
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,629
that just might be
our future.
588
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,624
[ Volcano gurgles ]
589
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,340
Together: Ohh!
590
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:49,302
♪♪
591
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:53,902
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