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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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What on Earth
was that?!
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JIMMY:
My name is Jimmy Valmer.
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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And I am very f-f-fast.
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When I was born, my parents
knew I was different.
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I'm sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Valmer.
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Your newborn son will never
be able to walk.
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But he will be
extremely good at comedy.
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[ Cries ]
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Wow! What
a t-t-terrific audience.
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[ Cries ]
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As I got older,
my powers only increased.
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What do you call cheese
that isn't yours?
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WOMAN: [ Screams ]
Help!
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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Nacho Cheese.
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[ Laughter ]
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And now I look
for others like me
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to fight crime
as part of a superhero team.
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I am...
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Fa-Fa-Fastpass.
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[ Claps ]
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Okay, okay,
thank you, Fastpass.
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I like it.
What do you guys think?
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We definitely
don't have anyone
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with super-human speed
in our franchise.
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Fastpass, what makes you
feel qualified
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to be part of
our cinematic universe?
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Well, besides
being super f-f-fast,
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I also have
a good attitude
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and flexibility with my schedule
on weekends.
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Fastpass,
welcome to Coon and Friends.
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You are about to make
a shit load of money.
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CARTMAN:
All right, superheroes,
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it's time to layout
our plan of action.
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As you can see, I have divided
the franchise plan
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into three phases.
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Phase one begins with
"The Coon" Netflix series
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and goes through
the "Coon and Friends United,"
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movie where we introduce
Tool Shed and the Human Kite.
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In phase two,
we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"
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followed by an origin movie
about Mosquito.
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Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy!
I get my own origin movie?! Bzzztzt!
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That's right.
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It's in Phase two
that we will finally introduce
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Tupperware,
our black superhero,
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like an ace in the hole.
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Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off
with a Netflix series?
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Can't we just go
right into movies?
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Netflix is starving for
new shows right now, Toolshed.
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They will literally buy anything
people pitch them.
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We need to strike
while the iron is hot.
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Later, in phase three, we can
finally get to Civil War,
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where we will all...
[Alarm blares ]
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What is it?!
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Incoming Facetime call
from SuperCraig!
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CARTMAN:
On screen!
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You guys,
we have a big problem.
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What is it, SuperCraig?
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Somebody is messing
with our Facebook page.
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They're spreading
all these lies
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and saying we like,
burn the American flag
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and pee in each other's mouths.
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Spreading lies how?
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Take a look.
Someone is systematically
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targeting
our Facebook followers
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and feeding them
misinformation.
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Who would deliberately
use Facebook
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in such
a horribly reckless way?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Butters, you're not looking
at boobies again, are you?
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No, Dad,
I'm not looking at boobies.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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Butters.
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Oh, hey, fellas!
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Butters,
are you using Facebook
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to fuck with
our superhero franchise?
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Umm...
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Nope.
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Butters.
Butters!
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Yes, fellas?
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Dude, listen, we don't
have time for this.
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Right now,
Netflix is buying
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any show
that people pitch them.
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We have a real shot
at starting our franchise,
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and you are a part
of that franchise plan, okay?
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We have movies planned
for the bad guy!
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You mean
like "Suicide Squad"?
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Yes!
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"Suicide Squad"
sucked.
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Butters!
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Butters, you can't just
make stuff up about us.
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People are thinking
it's true.
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Look, fellas, you have a right
to be on Facebook,
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and I have a right
to be on Facebook.
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And sometimes, that's going
to cause a little...
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chaos.
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Gotta get to class.
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Dude.
What a dick!
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If we don't find
a way to stop him,
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we're never going to make
any money, you guys.
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♪♪
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Thanks for coming,
everyone.
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I know you are all concerned
as Sarah and I are
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about what's happening
to our children.
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I just can't believe
that children in our town
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are dressing up
in hero costumes
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and peeing
in each other's mouths.
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And who are these kids?
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Does anyone know?
They're wearing capes
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and forcing objects into
their own rectal cavities.
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Why?
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We were shocked to read that
a young African-American boy
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is wearing Tupperware
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and defecating on girls
while they sleep.
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What if those kids are
hanging out with our kids?
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You know what I think
the problem is?
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Facebook.
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Facebook?
How so?
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Well, look,
we all know there's
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a lot of mixing
of truth and fiction
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that's been
on Facebook lately.
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And children lack
the cognitive ability
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to determine what's true
and what isn't on Facebook.
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That's why we now have
young kids
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dressing up in costumes,
eating poop,
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and having sex
with antelopes in our town.
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Maybe we need to get our kids
off of Facebook.
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That'll never happen.
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You know what I say we do?
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Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg
to come and talk to us all
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about our concerns
in this community.
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Do you really think
he'd come?
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Why not give it a try?
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Let's invite
Mark Zuckerberg here
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and see
what he has to say.
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I'm sure he's
a reasonable person.
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[ Sips ]
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Who are you?!
What do you want?!
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I'm here about the job?
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Oh, are you Adam?
Well, come on in!
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You're making
a smart career choice, Adam.
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You see, what we do here
is utilize Facebook
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not only to spread chaos
but to actually profit from it.
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You'll find the hours
very reasonable,
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and I'm working on getting
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full health and dental
for all employees.
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Here's your
company uniform.
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You see,
what I've done, Adam,
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is built a completely
self-sustaining chaos machine...
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You look fantastic...
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doing nothing more than what
Facebook was designed to do.
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I make money from Facebook
for my fake content
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in order to pay Facebook
to promote my fake stories.
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And thusly,
we're growing bigger every day.
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Everyone, can I have
your attention please?
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We have
a new agent of chaos.
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Please welcome
Adam Borque.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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Here you go. You can
take this workstation, Adam.
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Just start writing
horrible things about people
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and presenting it as reality
on Facebook.
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All right! Don't forget
we have a chaos quota, gang!
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Let's really
fuck shit up.
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MR. MACKEY:
All right. Can everyone hear me in the back?
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M'kay We're gonna
get started here.
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I know you all
have a lot of questions,
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so without further ado,
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let me introduce
Mark Zuckerberg.
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Thanks for coming,
Mr. Zuckerberg.
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Thank you.
It is a great honor
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to be here
amongst all of you.
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For those few
who don't know,
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could you tell us
who you are?
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I am the founder and chairman
of Facebook.
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But I also have a style that is
completely unblockable.
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Okay,
we'll let him speak,
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and then we'll open the floor
to some questions
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if there's time.
Thank you.
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Thank you, right.
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All right. Everyone here
wants to see my style.
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But first what I'll need
is a volunteer.
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Yes, you sir?
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Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook
has become a tool
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for some to disrupt our country
and our community...
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You say these things
like they are my fault,
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and yet they are not.
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Well, you did
create a platform
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with a monetary incentive
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for people
to spread misinformation.
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[ Chuckles ]
Now I see you're trying
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to use your style over mine.
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Now, you try
to block me.
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Brzzz! Byeow!
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Now you have learned
that you cannot block me, yes?
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Yes.
What is your question?
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How are we supposed
to keep our kids...
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Ba-ba-ba-baaa!
Ztzztzzzt!
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Shwa! Ahh!
Pos-brb!
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[ Mimics explosion ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Wilson Aubrey?
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Yeah.
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It's us, your heroes,
Coon and Friends.
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We're, uh...
just wondering
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why you stopped following us
on Instagram.
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Because you victimize
innocent people
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and poop in
little girls' mouths.
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That's not true,
Wilson.
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We're Coon and Friends,
not Harvey Weinstein.
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Facebook says it's true.
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But it's not true.
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But Facebook
says it's true.
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Okay, but it's not true,
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and you need to have
your own fucking brain
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and decide shit
for yourself!
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[ Screams ]
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God damn it!
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Let's just face it.
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We're never gonna have
a superhero franchise!
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It's so unfair!
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Come on, fellas.
We can't let Butters win.
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Forget it, Fastpass.
The world hates us now.
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Yeah, nobody
believes in us.
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We believe in each other,
don't we?
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Who cares what
everyone else thinks?
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I joined this franchise
because I believe
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that it can make
a lot of money.
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And being a superhero means
you keep believing in that money
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no matter how hard
things get.
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Fastpass is right.
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We've let all this distract us
from what's important.
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We just need to get
the Netflix series
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and let our superhero franchise
speak for itself.
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Coon, everybody hates us.
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Maybe so, but we
know who we are.
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We are Coon Friends because
we care about each other,
254
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,352
because we have
each other's backs.
255
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,236
And when things
look their darkest,
256
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,238
these heroes
will stand together and re...
257
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,195
Hey, babe,
what's up?
258
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,625
[ Sighs ]
259
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,377
[ Sniffles ]
260
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,037
[ Groans ]
261
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,629
What are you up to?
262
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,669
Nothing. Just fucking
wearing sweet costumes,
263
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,757
talking about fighting evil.
264
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,797
Is that okay?
265
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,306
I just... I thought we were
meeting at the park.
266
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,433
You didn't
text or anything.
267
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,095
Oh, my God. Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
268
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,229
Sorry!
I won't interrupt.
269
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,233
Because we are
Coon and Friends,
270
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,814
and as long as
we have each other,
271
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,026
we can do anything!
272
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,909
I swear that was the worst
public speaker I've ever seen.
273
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,869
What was
Mark Zuckerberg's point?
274
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,954
I don't even understand
what that was about.
275
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,335
Guess nobody realized
276
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,790
Mark Zuckerberg
was such a penis.
277
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,750
What the hell?!
278
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,085
It's Mark Zuckerberg.
279
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,591
I know who it is!
280
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,251
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
281
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,545
I was invited here
by people.
282
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,463
We invited you
to come speak
283
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,598
to our community
about our problems!
284
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,852
Ah! I see what you did there.
Trying to block me, right?
285
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,729
I am tired of eating chips.
What else is there?
286
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,855
Hey!
287
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,561
Get out of our fridge.
288
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,772
[ Chuckles ] This puny
refrigerator could not block me.
289
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,437
What makes you think
you can?
290
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,196
Now, you listen here!
I will not...
291
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,322
Bzzt!
292
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,826
Oh! Jrmm!
Pyow! Wha!
293
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,160
[ Chuckles ] You are no match
for my style.
294
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,699
[ Car alarm chirps ]
295
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,957
So, where are we headed?
Perhaps we should get some food.
296
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,422
What... Excuse me,
this is our car.
297
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,962
You call this a car?
298
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,176
It wasn't even remotely able
to block me.
299
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,306
What is this car's style?
300
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,593
Get... Get out of here,
you... you penis!
301
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,262
[ Chuckles ]
You say I am a penis,
302
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,681
and yet I am not a penis.
303
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,020
[ Telephones ringing ]
304
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,106
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
305
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,737
Uh, yes, hello, we have
an idea for a show
306
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,864
that we think would be great
for Netflix.
307
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,491
Okay, great.
Would you like a pilot
308
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,401
or just go straight to
an order of six episodes?
309
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,320
We'd like to go
right into six episodes
310
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,863
with a pickup option
at the end of three.
311
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,452
Got it. Can you start shooting
next month?
312
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,913
Got a show about
transsexual dragons here!
313
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,247
Yes, we're ready to start
right now.
314
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,037
We are very, very excited.
315
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,298
Okay, sounds great.
We'll send you the contracts.
316
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,003
Oh, and, uh,
what's the show about?
317
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,338
It's a stand-alone series
318
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,127
about a superhero
called The Coon
319
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,092
before he joins
Coon and Friends.
320
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,881
Coon and Friends?
321
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,800
You mean the kids
I just read about in the news
322
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,559
who stabbed Jessica Alba?
323
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,221
Look, you didn't... you didn't
read that on the news.
324
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,855
You read that on Facebook.
325
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,108
Aw, man, here we go.
326
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,314
Yeah uh, dang it,
we've never done this before,
327
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,445
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to pass on your show.
328
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,322
Listen to me!
329
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,654
There are falsehoods about us on Facebook
that are not true!
330
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,910
Well, then you should
have those things taken down.
331
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,321
It can't be that hard.
332
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,364
It's a lot harder
than you think!
333
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,658
Look, we'd love
to approve your show,
334
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,827
but you need to get those things
cleared up first, okay?
335
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,666
Thanks for calling.
336
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,705
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
337
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,890
What the...
Who are you?
338
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,051
I believe
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
339
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,560
Hey, that's my soup!
340
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,391
So, you are trying
to block me, huh?
341
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,930
That's fine.
What's your style?
342
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,225
I don't have a style!
343
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,864
Hey!
Get out of my bed!
344
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,569
I was invited here.
345
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,577
I am only making use of a bed
for sleeping, yes?
346
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,203
We just wanted you
to come
347
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,363
share your insights
on Facebook!
348
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,577
Shnn!
349
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,618
Oh, my head! My head!
Shaaa!
350
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,878
You should have worked with me
when you had the chance.
351
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,004
Now you lie
over there, dead.
352
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,211
Attention,
employees.
353
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,631
Kelly Shmidt has just written
her 100th fake blog post
354
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,346
that was shared over 1,000 times
on Facebook.
355
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,930
Let's hear it for Kelly!
356
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,515
[Applause ]
357
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,351
Don't forget about
those Chaos incentives!
358
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,766
You too can benefit
from pandemonium.
359
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,153
Butters!
360
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,030
Oh, no!
It's Coon and Friends!
361
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:45,985
Ahh!
Oh, no!
362
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,525
Oh, no!
363
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,034
Calm down, everyone.
Stick to your work.
364
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,160
I will deal
with these trespassers.
365
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,118
We're here
to put an end to you, Chaos!
366
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,953
Yeah! I don't have
butt sex with antelopes,
367
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,992
and Token doesn't poop
in girls' mouths!
368
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,457
It's the 21st century,
gentlemen.
369
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,747
There's nothing illegal
about what I'm doing.
370
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,417
Yeah? Nothing illegal about us
kicking your a-a-ass either.
371
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,131
Actually that is illegal.
372
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,013
And besides, you can't do
anything to me.
373
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,048
[ Whistles ]
374
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,434
Hyah! Syo-yo-yo!
375
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,765
[ Whoosh! ]
376
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,476
Wah! So, this is
the Coon and Friends
377
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,060
that you have
told me about.
378
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,567
I warn you, my fighting style
is unsurpassed.
379
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,650
Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell
is that?
380
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,984
I think
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
381
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,649
You wanna get
to Butters, right?
382
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,692
You're gonna have
to get through me, huh!
383
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,613
Dude. This kid
is deliberately lying about us
384
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,452
on your platform
for no other reason
385
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,661
than to cause harm.
386
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,166
Why are you
protecting him?
387
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,296
Simple.
He paid me $17.23.
388
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,876
It's the Facebook
safeguard program.
389
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,666
Just $17 monthly
gets you
390
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,300
personal protection
from Mark Zuckerberg.
391
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,132
Come on!
What's your style?
392
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:55,638
[ Clamoring ]
393
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,270
All right. All right.
Everyone calm down.
394
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,396
I can't hear over all you!
395
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,977
You have
to do something!
396
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,437
This guy is going around
397
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,648
acting like everyone's stuff
is his!
398
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,905
I'm sick of getting
out of the shower
399
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,112
to find Mark Zuckerberg
sitting on my toilet!
400
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,527
Zuckerberg ate everything
in our freezer
401
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,037
and then helped himself
to my wife's lubricant!
402
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,870
[ Indistinct shouting ]
403
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,659
All right. All right.
Everyone!
404
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,250
I just want
to know one thing.
405
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,043
Who invited him here?
406
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,132
Come on. Who invited
Mark Zuckerberg to town
407
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,469
in the first place?
408
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,429
- We did.
- We did.
409
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,264
Huh? What's that?
410
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,021
We invited Mark Zuckerberg
to town.
411
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,897
Uh-huh.
That's what I thought.
412
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,229
You all brought Mark Zuckerberg
into your lives
413
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,110
and now you want the police
to shoot him.
414
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,737
Please,
you don't understand.
415
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,898
He's...
he's such a penis.
416
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,032
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his
voice is dubbed
417
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,364
and he does all
his own sound effects...
418
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,905
Well, that doesn't mean
he's done anything illegal.
419
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,916
Now, the police will help deal
with Mark Zuckerberg, but...
420
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,701
we aren't going to shoot him.
421
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,666
[ Crowd groans ]
422
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,377
I'm sorry,
that's just the way it is.
423
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,883
You all should have thought
harder about this
424
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,918
before letting him
into your lives.
425
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,394
When we all became superheroes,
we took an oath.
426
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,681
That no matter what it took we
would make shit loads of money.
427
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,191
But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg,
right now...
428
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,646
we are a superhero group
429
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,436
that can't even get a show
on Netflix.
430
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,196
Zuckerberg is the key.
431
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,197
He's the only person
who can shut down Facebook.
432
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,029
How are we going to get him
to do that?
433
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,991
We're gonna beat him
at his own game.
434
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,247
[ Police radio chatter ]
435
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,662
We got the west entrance
to town secure.
436
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,580
How you guys doing
out east?
437
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,420
Here he comes.
438
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,009
Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg.
That's gonna have to be it.
439
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,094
Can't let you into town.
440
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,304
So, you think
you can block me?
441
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,595
Look, people
don't want you here okay?
442
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,058
This is a quiet little town
and...
443
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,689
[ Laughs ]
You cannot block me.
444
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,895
There's plenty of other places
you can go, sir.
445
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:08,934
Can you please just...
446
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,400
[ Vocalizes action sounds ]
447
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,984
Don't...
Don't do that please...
448
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,117
[ Vocalizing continues ]
449
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,198
My brain! My brain!
Aah!
450
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,451
He walked through.
451
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,457
[ Vocalizing continues ]
Aah! My my car! My car!
452
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,540
Oh, my God!
It's Mark Zuckerberg!
453
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,252
[ Vocalizing continues ]
454
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,836
Oh, my God!
How'd he do that?!
455
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,798
[ Zip! ]
456
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,766
What's the matter?
Too f-f-fast for you?
457
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,849
[ Laughs ] You saw me walk right
through that police barricade,
458
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,354
and yet you think
you can block me, right?
459
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,640
Go ahead and try.
460
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,855
[ Both vocalizing
action sounds ]
461
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,111
Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you
block my shtoile!
462
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,442
Pew! Pew! Pew!
463
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,947
[ Laughs ]
464
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,074
[ Both vocalizing
action sounds ]
465
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,826
Wha, da, da, da, da.
Bam!
466
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,363
Oh!
467
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,328
[ Groans ] Ow!
468
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,288
I have never witnessed
this style before! [ Grunts ]
469
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,453
Hey, look!
The freaky costume kids
470
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,916
are getting Zuckerberg!
471
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,251
Get him, kids!
472
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,506
Poop in his mouth!
473
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,588
- [ Roars ]
- Aah!
474
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,089
[ Laughs ]
475
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,679
You tried to match my style
and failed!
476
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,185
[ Dramatically ]
Oh! It is over!
477
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,346
My friends are all beaten!
Why?!
478
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,310
They were just children.
479
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,021
This one simply protesting
for black lives.
480
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,777
And this child trying to speak
out for handicapped people!
481
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,859
W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg?
482
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,820
And my friend Kyle,
483
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,609
guilty of nothing but standing
up for the rights of Jews.
484
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,823
Wh-wha-what
are you talking about?
485
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,330
Ever heard
of Facebook Live?
486
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,123
We are just kids trying to have
our voices heard for
487
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,458
black, handicapped
and Jewish rights.
488
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,965
Cut down in our prime
by Mark Zuckerberg.
489
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,968
But... but hold on.
That... that's not true!
490
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,924
Facebook says it's true.
491
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,681
Nooo!
492
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,135
- Huh?
- What? - Hey!
493
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,020
- What?
- What's going on?!
494
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,397
Everyone keep working!
495
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,353
- We can't.
- Something's wrong
496
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,108
with Facebook.
- It's gone. Like...
497
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,860
somebody shut it down.
498
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,441
What are you talking about?!
[ Door opens ]
499
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,607
Cartman: It's over, Chaos!
500
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,867
We've forced your little toady
to shut down
501
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,277
his own disorder device.
502
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,786
Curse you, Coon and Friends!
503
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:25,866
This isn't over!
504
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,576
Oh, yes, it is.
505
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,743
Butters! You're the one
who started all this?!
506
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,752
Uh-oh.
507
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,666
♪♪
508
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,425
You think
you're just so smart don't you?
509
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,427
No, sir! No, sir, I just...
- Make me look like a fool will you?!
510
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,963
We'll just see about this!
511
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,599
Not so funny now is it?!
512
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,886
Go on!
Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!
513
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,100
Well, I was just...
[ Sniffles ]
514
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,391
Well, I just said how I just
used Facebook like Russia did
515
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,649
and really didn't break
any rules...
516
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,652
Didn't break any rules!
517
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,030
Good job teaching our children
that's all that matters!
518
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,191
Just because there's a way to
cause chaos in a town
519
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,825
or disrupt an entire country
520
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,031
doesn't mean you go and do it,
does it?
521
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,946
If Mark Zuckerberg
points a loaded cannon
522
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,706
at someone's face,
523
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,865
are you innocent
for just lighting the fuse?!
524
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,036
- Answer me.
- [ In Russian ]
525
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,206
No! You don't go around making
up things about people either,
526
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,169
unless it's about
Mark Zuckerberg
527
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,458
'cause he deserves it.
528
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,127
I hope you're both
very satisfied
529
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,672
with the damage you've caused,
because you're both grounded!
530
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,216
[ Door slams ]
531
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,134
Coon Friends, we have done it.
532
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,395
Facebook is gone and Netflix
has approved our TV show.
533
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,147
All we have to do now
534
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,979
is agree on the final draft
of the franchise plan.
535
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,270
You can see that the
SuperCraig movie now precedes
536
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,938
the Coon VS SuperCraig movie
537
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,653
followed by Mysterion's
video game and then...
538
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,112
How come I have to have
the video game?
539
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,151
I wanna movie too.
540
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,944
You have a movie, Mysterion.
541
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,408
You're in the third
Coon and Friends United movie
542
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,118
after your video game.
543
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,454
Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't
ever get his own movie.
544
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,085
- Do I get my own movie?
- Not everyone gets their own movie.
545
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,748
- This franchise plan sucks.
- Oh, Jesus, here we go again.
546
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,382
No,
Wonder Tweek is right.
547
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,134
It was better when we started
the movies off
548
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,546
with the Tupperware prequel.
- Dude, you can't do a prequel first.
549
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,089
- Why not?
- 'Cause then it's not a prequel,
550
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,723
it's just first.
551
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,759
And besides Tupperware
isn't our strongest character.
552
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,802
Fuck you.
It's better than a human kite.
553
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,097
He just likes this plan because
he gets two movies in phase one.
554
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,856
Guys! We have to just
go with this plan.
555
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,267
We don't even have
one movie yet!
556
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,855
You go with the plan.
557
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,145
Maybe we'll just go
and do our own franchise.
558
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,904
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
559
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,564
Oh, you want civil war?!
Is that what you want?!
560
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,608
Yeah, dude. It's civil war.
Fuck you.
561
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,322
Oh, fuck you.
Get outta my house.
562
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,988
We'll make way more money
on our franchise!
563
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,373
Go ahead. I bet you don't even
get halfway through phase one
564
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,498
on your franchise,
DC Comics.
565
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,788
[ Door slams ]
566
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,706
I thought Civil War wasn't
supposed to happen
567
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,048
until phase three.
- Shut up, SuperCraig.
568
00:21:45,098 --> 00:21:49,648
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