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Zap! ] 12 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,791 What on Earth was that?! 13 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,748 JIMMY: My name is Jimmy Valmer. 14 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,712 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 15 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,250 And I am very f-f-fast. 16 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,635 When I was born, my parents knew I was different. 17 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,671 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer. 18 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,965 Your newborn son will never be able to walk. 19 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,134 But he will be extremely good at comedy. 20 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,348 [ Cries ] 21 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,356 Wow! What a t-t-terrific audience. 22 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,563 [ Cries ] 23 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,069 As I got older, my powers only increased. 24 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,526 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 25 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,736 WOMAN: [ Screams ] Help! 26 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:16,990 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 27 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,114 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 28 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,369 Nacho Cheese. 29 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,905 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,493 And now I look for others like me 31 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,329 to fight crime as part of a superhero team. 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,333 I am... 33 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,916 Fa-Fa-Fastpass. 34 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,330 [ Claps ] 35 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,715 Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass. 36 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:33,670 I like it. What do you guys think? 37 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,176 We definitely don't have anyone 38 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,927 with super-human speed in our franchise. 39 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,429 Fastpass, what makes you feel qualified 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,965 to be part of our cinematic universe? 41 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,759 Well, besides being super f-f-fast, 42 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,302 I also have a good attitude 43 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,721 and flexibility with my schedule on weekends. 44 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,766 Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends. 45 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,651 You are about to make a shit load of money. 46 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,247 CARTMAN: All right, superheroes, 47 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,454 it's time to layout our plan of action. 48 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,994 As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan 49 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,628 into three phases. 50 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,959 Phase one begins with "The Coon" Netflix series 51 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,840 and goes through the "Coon and Friends United," 52 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,967 movie where we introduce Tool Shed and the Human Kite. 53 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,005 In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass," 54 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,265 followed by an origin movie about Mosquito. 55 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,393 Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get my own origin movie?! Bzzztzt! 56 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:26,978 That's right. 57 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,137 It's in Phase two that we will finally introduce 58 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,272 Tupperware, our black superhero, 59 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,649 like an ace in the hole. 60 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,480 Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off with a Netflix series? 61 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,395 Can't we just go right into movies? 62 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,030 Netflix is starving for new shows right now, Toolshed. 63 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,487 They will literally buy anything people pitch them. 64 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,323 We need to strike while the iron is hot. 65 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,783 Later, in phase three, we can finally get to Civil War, 66 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,663 where we will all... [Alarm blares ] 67 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,040 What is it?! 68 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,076 Incoming Facetime call from SuperCraig! 69 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,619 CARTMAN: On screen! 70 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,413 You guys, we have a big problem. 71 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,126 What is it, SuperCraig? 72 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,791 Somebody is messing with our Facebook page. 73 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,300 They're spreading all these lies 74 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,086 and saying we like, burn the American flag 75 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,424 and pee in each other's mouths. 76 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,089 Spreading lies how? 77 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,258 Take a look. Someone is systematically 78 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,596 targeting our Facebook followers 79 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,432 and feeding them misinformation. 80 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,688 Who would deliberately use Facebook 81 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,564 in such a horribly reckless way? 82 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:16,273 [ Thunder crashes ] 83 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,984 [ Keyboard clacking ] 84 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,398 [ Chuckles ] 85 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:24,535 [ Laughs evilly ] 86 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,743 Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you? 87 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,455 No, Dad, I'm not looking at boobies. 88 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:35,998 [ Laughs evilly ] 89 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:40,635 [ Bell rings ] 90 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:41,635 Butters. 91 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,512 Oh, hey, fellas! 92 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:44,923 Butters, are you using Facebook 93 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,216 to fuck with our superhero franchise? 94 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,509 Umm... 95 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:48,551 Nope. 96 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,062 Butters. Butters! 97 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,723 Yes, fellas? 98 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,812 Dude, listen, we don't have time for this. 99 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,352 Right now, Netflix is buying 100 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,191 any show that people pitch them. 101 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,196 We have a real shot at starting our franchise, 102 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,323 and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay? 103 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,530 We have movies planned for the bad guy! 104 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,115 You mean like "Suicide Squad"? 105 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,245 Yes! 106 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,327 "Suicide Squad" sucked. 107 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,866 Butters! 108 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,750 Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us. 109 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,502 People are thinking it's true. 110 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,664 Look, fellas, you have a right to be on Facebook, 111 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,298 and I have a right to be on Facebook. 112 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,334 And sometimes, that's going to cause a little... 113 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,877 chaos. 114 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,091 Gotta get to class. 115 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,389 Dude. What a dick! 116 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,973 If we don't find a way to stop him, 117 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,264 we're never going to make any money, you guys. 118 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,900 ♪♪ 119 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,311 Thanks for coming, everyone. 120 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,981 I know you are all concerned as Sarah and I are 121 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,990 about what's happening to our children. 122 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,618 I just can't believe that children in our town 123 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,404 are dressing up in hero costumes 124 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,618 and peeing in each other's mouths. 125 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,124 And who are these kids? 126 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,626 Does anyone know? They're wearing capes 127 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,083 and forcing objects into their own rectal cavities. 128 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,121 Why? 129 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,586 We were shocked to read that a young African-American boy 130 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,171 is wearing Tupperware 131 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,428 and defecating on girls while they sleep. 132 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,930 What if those kids are hanging out with our kids? 133 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,556 You know what I think the problem is? 134 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,716 Facebook. 135 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,760 Facebook? How so? 136 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,429 Well, look, we all know there's 137 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,438 a lot of mixing of truth and fiction 138 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,065 that's been on Facebook lately. 139 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,727 And children lack the cognitive ability 140 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,567 to determine what's true and what isn't on Facebook. 141 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,197 That's why we now have young kids 142 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,199 dressing up in costumes, eating poop, 143 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,406 and having sex with antelopes in our town. 144 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,242 Maybe we need to get our kids off of Facebook. 145 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,531 That'll never happen. 146 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,415 You know what I say we do? 147 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,123 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg to come and talk to us all 148 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,208 about our concerns in this community. 149 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,123 Do you really think he'd come? 150 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,541 Why not give it a try? 151 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,050 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here 152 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,677 and see what he has to say. 153 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,588 I'm sure he's a reasonable person. 154 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,381 [ Sips ] 155 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,726 Who are you?! What do you want?! 156 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,065 I'm here about the job? 157 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,107 Oh, are you Adam? Well, come on in! 158 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,325 You're making a smart career choice, Adam. 159 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,031 You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook 160 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,913 not only to spread chaos but to actually profit from it. 161 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,699 You'll find the hours very reasonable, 162 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,243 and I'm working on getting 163 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,376 full health and dental for all employees. 164 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,208 Here's your company uniform. 165 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,418 You see, what I've done, Adam, 166 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,959 is built a completely self-sustaining chaos machine... 167 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,877 You look fantastic... 168 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,296 doing nothing more than what Facebook was designed to do. 169 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,430 I make money from Facebook for my fake content 170 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,435 in order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories. 171 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,062 And thusly, we're growing bigger every day. 172 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,439 Everyone, can I have your attention please? 173 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,441 We have a new agent of chaos. 174 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,523 Please welcome Adam Borque. 175 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,857 [ Scattered applause ] 176 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,398 Here you go. You can take this workstation, Adam. 177 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,111 Just start writing horrible things about people 178 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,652 and presenting it as reality on Facebook. 179 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,321 All right! Don't forget we have a chaos quota, gang! 180 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,873 Let's really fuck shit up. 181 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,960 MR. MACKEY: All right. Can everyone hear me in the back? 182 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,874 M'kay We're gonna get started here. 183 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,418 I know you all have a lot of questions, 184 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,881 so without further ado, 185 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,513 let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg. 186 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,218 Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg. 187 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,054 Thank you. It is a great honor 188 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,014 to be here amongst all of you. 189 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,770 For those few who don't know, 190 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,272 could you tell us who you are? 191 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,558 I am the founder and chairman of Facebook. 192 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,523 But I also have a style that is completely unblockable. 193 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,153 Okay, we'll let him speak, 194 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,939 and then we'll open the floor to some questions 195 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,232 if there's time. Thank you. 196 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,775 Thank you, right. 197 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,195 All right. Everyone here wants to see my style. 198 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,329 But first what I'll need is a volunteer. 199 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,785 Yes, you sir? 200 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,076 Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook has become a tool 201 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:44,120 for some to disrupt our country and our community... 202 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,879 You say these things like they are my fault, 203 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,165 and yet they are not. 204 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,800 Well, you did create a platform 205 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,211 with a monetary incentive 206 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,175 for people to spread misinformation. 207 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,681 [ Chuckles ] Now I see you're trying 208 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,307 to use your style over mine. 209 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,685 Now, you try to block me. 210 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,313 Brzzz! Byeow! 211 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,021 Now you have learned that you cannot block me, yes? 212 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,526 Yes. What is your question? 213 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,107 How are we supposed to keep our kids... 214 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,896 Ba-ba-ba-baaa! Ztzztzzzt! 215 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,815 Shwa! Ahh! Pos-brb! 216 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,111 [ Mimics explosion ] 217 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,533 [ Doorbell rings ] 218 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,749 Wilson Aubrey? 219 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,160 Yeah. 220 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,169 It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends. 221 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,500 We're, uh... just wondering 222 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,791 why you stopped following us on Instagram. 223 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,130 Because you victimize innocent people 224 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,794 and poop in little girls' mouths. 225 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,463 That's not true, Wilson. 226 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,097 We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein. 227 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,803 Facebook says it's true. 228 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,138 But it's not true. 229 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,597 But Facebook says it's true. 230 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,137 Okay, but it's not true, 231 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,430 and you need to have your own fucking brain 232 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,563 and decide shit for yourself! 233 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,191 [ Screams ] 234 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,147 God damn it! 235 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,777 Let's just face it. 236 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,607 We're never gonna have a superhero franchise! 237 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,317 It's so unfair! 238 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,608 Come on, fellas. We can't let Butters win. 239 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,993 Forget it, Fastpass. The world hates us now. 240 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,404 Yeah, nobody believes in us. 241 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:03,200 We believe in each other, don't we? 242 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,958 Who cares what everyone else thinks? 243 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,791 I joined this franchise because I believe 244 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,796 that it can make a lot of money. 245 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,878 And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money 246 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,135 no matter how hard things get. 247 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,966 Fastpass is right. 248 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,005 We've let all this distract us from what's important. 249 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,640 We just need to get the Netflix series 250 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,222 and let our superhero franchise speak for itself. 251 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,227 Coon, everybody hates us. 252 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,060 Maybe so, but we know who we are. 253 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,816 We are Coon Friends because we care about each other, 254 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,352 because we have each other's backs. 255 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,236 And when things look their darkest, 256 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,238 these heroes will stand together and re... 257 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,195 Hey, babe, what's up? 258 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,625 [ Sighs ] 259 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,377 [ Sniffles ] 260 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,037 [ Groans ] 261 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,629 What are you up to? 262 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,669 Nothing. Just fucking wearing sweet costumes, 263 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,757 talking about fighting evil. 264 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,797 Is that okay? 265 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,306 I just... I thought we were meeting at the park. 266 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,433 You didn't text or anything. 267 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,095 Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me right now? 268 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,229 Sorry! I won't interrupt. 269 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,233 Because we are Coon and Friends, 270 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,814 and as long as we have each other, 271 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,026 we can do anything! 272 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,909 I swear that was the worst public speaker I've ever seen. 273 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,869 What was Mark Zuckerberg's point? 274 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,954 I don't even understand what that was about. 275 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,335 Guess nobody realized 276 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,790 Mark Zuckerberg was such a penis. 277 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,750 What the hell?! 278 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,085 It's Mark Zuckerberg. 279 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,591 I know who it is! 280 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,251 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 281 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,545 I was invited here by people. 282 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,463 We invited you to come speak 283 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,598 to our community about our problems! 284 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,852 Ah! I see what you did there. Trying to block me, right? 285 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,729 I am tired of eating chips. What else is there? 286 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,855 Hey! 287 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,561 Get out of our fridge. 288 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,772 [ Chuckles ] This puny refrigerator could not block me. 289 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,437 What makes you think you can? 290 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,196 Now, you listen here! I will not... 291 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,322 Bzzt! 292 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,826 Oh! Jrmm! Pyow! Wha! 293 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,160 [ Chuckles ] You are no match for my style. 294 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,699 [ Car alarm chirps ] 295 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,957 So, where are we headed? Perhaps we should get some food. 296 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,422 What... Excuse me, this is our car. 297 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,962 You call this a car? 298 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,176 It wasn't even remotely able to block me. 299 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,306 What is this car's style? 300 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,593 Get... Get out of here, you... you penis! 301 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,262 [ Chuckles ] You say I am a penis, 302 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,681 and yet I am not a penis. 303 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,020 [ Telephones ringing ] 304 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,106 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 305 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,737 Uh, yes, hello, we have an idea for a show 306 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,864 that we think would be great for Netflix. 307 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,491 Okay, great. Would you like a pilot 308 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,401 or just go straight to an order of six episodes? 309 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,320 We'd like to go right into six episodes 310 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,863 with a pickup option at the end of three. 311 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,452 Got it. Can you start shooting next month? 312 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,913 Got a show about transsexual dragons here! 313 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,247 Yes, we're ready to start right now. 314 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,037 We are very, very excited. 315 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,298 Okay, sounds great. We'll send you the contracts. 316 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,003 Oh, and, uh, what's the show about? 317 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,338 It's a stand-alone series 318 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,127 about a superhero called The Coon 319 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,092 before he joins Coon and Friends. 320 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,881 Coon and Friends? 321 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,800 You mean the kids I just read about in the news 322 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,559 who stabbed Jessica Alba? 323 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,221 Look, you didn't... you didn't read that on the news. 324 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,855 You read that on Facebook. 325 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,108 Aw, man, here we go. 326 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,314 Yeah uh, dang it, we've never done this before, 327 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,445 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show. 328 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,322 Listen to me! 329 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,654 There are falsehoods about us on Facebook that are not true! 330 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,910 Well, then you should have those things taken down. 331 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,321 It can't be that hard. 332 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,364 It's a lot harder than you think! 333 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,658 Look, we'd love to approve your show, 334 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,827 but you need to get those things cleared up first, okay? 335 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,666 Thanks for calling. 336 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,705 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 337 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,890 What the... Who are you? 338 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,051 I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg. 339 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,560 Hey, that's my soup! 340 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,391 So, you are trying to block me, huh? 341 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,930 That's fine. What's your style? 342 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,225 I don't have a style! 343 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,864 Hey! Get out of my bed! 344 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,569 I was invited here. 345 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,577 I am only making use of a bed for sleeping, yes? 346 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,203 We just wanted you to come 347 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,363 share your insights on Facebook! 348 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,577 Shnn! 349 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,618 Oh, my head! My head! Shaaa! 350 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,878 You should have worked with me when you had the chance. 351 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,004 Now you lie over there, dead. 352 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,211 Attention, employees. 353 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,631 Kelly Shmidt has just written her 100th fake blog post 354 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,346 that was shared over 1,000 times on Facebook. 355 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,930 Let's hear it for Kelly! 356 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,515 [Applause ] 357 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,351 Don't forget about those Chaos incentives! 358 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,766 You too can benefit from pandemonium. 359 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,153 Butters! 360 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,030 Oh, no! It's Coon and Friends! 361 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:45,985 Ahh! Oh, no! 362 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,525 Oh, no! 363 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,034 Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work. 364 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,160 I will deal with these trespassers. 365 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,118 We're here to put an end to you, Chaos! 366 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,953 Yeah! I don't have butt sex with antelopes, 367 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,992 and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths! 368 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,457 It's the 21st century, gentlemen. 369 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,747 There's nothing illegal about what I'm doing. 370 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,417 Yeah? Nothing illegal about us kicking your a-a-ass either. 371 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,131 Actually that is illegal. 372 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,013 And besides, you can't do anything to me. 373 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,048 [ Whistles ] 374 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,434 Hyah! Syo-yo-yo! 375 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,765 [ Whoosh! ] 376 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,476 Wah! So, this is the Coon and Friends 377 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,060 that you have told me about. 378 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,567 I warn you, my fighting style is unsurpassed. 379 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,650 Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell is that? 380 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,984 I think that's Mark Zuckerberg. 381 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,649 You wanna get to Butters, right? 382 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,692 You're gonna have to get through me, huh! 383 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,613 Dude. This kid is deliberately lying about us 384 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,452 on your platform for no other reason 385 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,661 than to cause harm. 386 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,166 Why are you protecting him? 387 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,296 Simple. He paid me $17.23. 388 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,876 It's the Facebook safeguard program. 389 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,666 Just $17 monthly gets you 390 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,300 personal protection from Mark Zuckerberg. 391 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,132 Come on! What's your style? 392 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:55,638 [ Clamoring ] 393 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,270 All right. All right. Everyone calm down. 394 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,396 I can't hear over all you! 395 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,977 You have to do something! 396 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,437 This guy is going around 397 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,648 acting like everyone's stuff is his! 398 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,905 I'm sick of getting out of the shower 399 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,112 to find Mark Zuckerberg sitting on my toilet! 400 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,527 Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer 401 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,037 and then helped himself to my wife's lubricant! 402 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,870 [ Indistinct shouting ] 403 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,659 All right. All right. Everyone! 404 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,250 I just want to know one thing. 405 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,043 Who invited him here? 406 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,132 Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town 407 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,469 in the first place? 408 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,429 - We did. - We did. 409 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,264 Huh? What's that? 410 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,021 We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town. 411 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,897 Uh-huh. That's what I thought. 412 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,229 You all brought Mark Zuckerberg into your lives 413 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,110 and now you want the police to shoot him. 414 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,737 Please, you don't understand. 415 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,898 He's... he's such a penis. 416 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,032 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his voice is dubbed 417 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,364 and he does all his own sound effects... 418 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,905 Well, that doesn't mean he's done anything illegal. 419 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,916 Now, the police will help deal with Mark Zuckerberg, but... 420 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,701 we aren't going to shoot him. 421 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,666 [ Crowd groans ] 422 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,377 I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. 423 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,883 You all should have thought harder about this 424 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,918 before letting him into your lives. 425 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,394 When we all became superheroes, we took an oath. 426 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,681 That no matter what it took we would make shit loads of money. 427 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,191 But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now... 428 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,646 we are a superhero group 429 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,436 that can't even get a show on Netflix. 430 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,196 Zuckerberg is the key. 431 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,197 He's the only person who can shut down Facebook. 432 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,029 How are we going to get him to do that? 433 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,991 We're gonna beat him at his own game. 434 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,247 [ Police radio chatter ] 435 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,662 We got the west entrance to town secure. 436 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,580 How you guys doing out east? 437 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,420 Here he comes. 438 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,009 Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg. That's gonna have to be it. 439 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,094 Can't let you into town. 440 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,304 So, you think you can block me? 441 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,595 Look, people don't want you here okay? 442 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,058 This is a quiet little town and... 443 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,689 [ Laughs ] You cannot block me. 444 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,895 There's plenty of other places you can go, sir. 445 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:08,934 Can you please just... 446 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,400 [ Vocalizes action sounds ] 447 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,984 Don't... Don't do that please... 448 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,117 [ Vocalizing continues ] 449 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,198 My brain! My brain! Aah! 450 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,451 He walked through. 451 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,457 [ Vocalizing continues ] Aah! My my car! My car! 452 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,540 Oh, my God! It's Mark Zuckerberg! 453 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,252 [ Vocalizing continues ] 454 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,836 Oh, my God! How'd he do that?! 455 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,798 [ Zip! ] 456 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,766 What's the matter? Too f-f-fast for you? 457 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,849 [ Laughs ] You saw me walk right through that police barricade, 458 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,354 and yet you think you can block me, right? 459 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,640 Go ahead and try. 460 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,855 [ Both vocalizing action sounds ] 461 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,111 Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you block my shtoile! 462 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,442 Pew! Pew! Pew! 463 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,947 [ Laughs ] 464 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,074 [ Both vocalizing action sounds ] 465 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,826 Wha, da, da, da, da. Bam! 466 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,363 Oh! 467 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,328 [ Groans ] Ow! 468 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,288 I have never witnessed this style before! [ Grunts ] 469 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,453 Hey, look! The freaky costume kids 470 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,916 are getting Zuckerberg! 471 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,251 Get him, kids! 472 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,506 Poop in his mouth! 473 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,588 - [ Roars ] - Aah! 474 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,089 [ Laughs ] 475 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,679 You tried to match my style and failed! 476 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,185 [ Dramatically ] Oh! It is over! 477 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,346 My friends are all beaten! Why?! 478 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,310 They were just children. 479 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,021 This one simply protesting for black lives. 480 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,777 And this child trying to speak out for handicapped people! 481 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,859 W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg? 482 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,820 And my friend Kyle, 483 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,609 guilty of nothing but standing up for the rights of Jews. 484 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,823 Wh-wha-what are you talking about? 485 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,330 Ever heard of Facebook Live? 486 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,123 We are just kids trying to have our voices heard for 487 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,458 black, handicapped and Jewish rights. 488 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,965 Cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg. 489 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,968 But... but hold on. That... that's not true! 490 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,924 Facebook says it's true. 491 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,681 Nooo! 492 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,135 - Huh? - What? - Hey! 493 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,020 - What? - What's going on?! 494 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,397 Everyone keep working! 495 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,353 - We can't. - Something's wrong 496 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,108 with Facebook. - It's gone. Like... 497 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,860 somebody shut it down. 498 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,441 What are you talking about?! [ Door opens ] 499 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,607 Cartman: It's over, Chaos! 500 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,867 We've forced your little toady to shut down 501 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,277 his own disorder device. 502 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,786 Curse you, Coon and Friends! 503 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:25,866 This isn't over! 504 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,576 Oh, yes, it is. 505 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,743 Butters! You're the one who started all this?! 506 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,752 Uh-oh. 507 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,666 ♪♪ 508 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,425 You think you're just so smart don't you? 509 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,427 No, sir! No, sir, I just... - Make me look like a fool will you?! 510 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,963 We'll just see about this! 511 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,599 Not so funny now is it?! 512 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,886 Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me! 513 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,100 Well, I was just... [ Sniffles ] 514 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,391 Well, I just said how I just used Facebook like Russia did 515 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,649 and really didn't break any rules... 516 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,652 Didn't break any rules! 517 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,030 Good job teaching our children that's all that matters! 518 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,191 Just because there's a way to cause chaos in a town 519 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,825 or disrupt an entire country 520 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,031 doesn't mean you go and do it, does it? 521 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,946 If Mark Zuckerberg points a loaded cannon 522 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,706 at someone's face, 523 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,865 are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?! 524 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,036 - Answer me. - [ In Russian ] 525 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,206 No! You don't go around making up things about people either, 526 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,169 unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg 527 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,458 'cause he deserves it. 528 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,127 I hope you're both very satisfied 529 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,672 with the damage you've caused, because you're both grounded! 530 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,216 [ Door slams ] 531 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,134 Coon Friends, we have done it. 532 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,395 Facebook is gone and Netflix has approved our TV show. 533 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,147 All we have to do now 534 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,979 is agree on the final draft of the franchise plan. 535 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,270 You can see that the SuperCraig movie now precedes 536 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,938 the Coon VS SuperCraig movie 537 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,653 followed by Mysterion's video game and then... 538 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,112 How come I have to have the video game? 539 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,151 I wanna movie too. 540 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,944 You have a movie, Mysterion. 541 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,408 You're in the third Coon and Friends United movie 542 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,118 after your video game. 543 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,454 Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie. 544 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,085 - Do I get my own movie? - Not everyone gets their own movie. 545 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,748 - This franchise plan sucks. - Oh, Jesus, here we go again. 546 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,382 No, Wonder Tweek is right. 547 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,134 It was better when we started the movies off 548 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,546 with the Tupperware prequel. - Dude, you can't do a prequel first. 549 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,089 - Why not? - 'Cause then it's not a prequel, 550 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,723 it's just first. 551 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,759 And besides Tupperware isn't our strongest character. 552 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,802 Fuck you. It's better than a human kite. 553 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,097 He just likes this plan because he gets two movies in phase one. 554 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,856 Guys! We have to just go with this plan. 555 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,267 We don't even have one movie yet! 556 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,855 You go with the plan. 557 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,145 Maybe we'll just go and do our own franchise. 558 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,904 - Yeah! - Yeah! 559 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,564 Oh, you want civil war?! Is that what you want?! 560 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,608 Yeah, dude. It's civil war. Fuck you. 561 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,322 Oh, fuck you. Get outta my house. 562 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,988 We'll make way more money on our franchise! 563 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,373 Go ahead. I bet you don't even get halfway through phase one 564 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,498 on your franchise, DC Comics. 565 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,788 [ Door slams ] 566 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,706 I thought Civil War wasn't supposed to happen 567 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,048 until phase three. - Shut up, SuperCraig. 568 00:21:45,098 --> 00:21:49,648 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41913

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