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>> Daddy, the sun is setting.

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>> Wanna dance now?

Wanna dance now?

Whoo!

Your boy looking good, damn!

Guns!

Boom!

>> Neque,

what are you doing?

>> Dancing.

>> There ain't no music playing.

>> But there's music in my head.

[ Laughter ]

>> Just, just hurry up looking
like a deflated 50 Cent.

>> Don't hate on me.

Hey man, I'm rolling
like 50 Cent.

Got the arm junk gunk.

Go Shorty, it's your birthday.

Come on! Keep on talking,

keep on talking, fool!

Keep on talking, fool!

Ah! Back up!

Ah! Back up again!

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>> Hey mom.

>> Hey.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm flirting.

>> With who?

>> With him,

him.

>> Please don't come
around my friends anymore.

>> What do you want?

>> Can I play rugby with the
girls after school today?

>> Sure.

>> Yes.

>> Wait, girls.

[ Music ]

So what girls are you
playing rugby with?

>> Girls from school.

>> Why would girls
from school want

to be playing rugby with boys?

>> It's the new thing it's
how we roll in 8th grade.

>> Well isn't rugby a
little rough for girls

to be playing with boys?

I mean don't you have
to tackle each other?

>> Yup.

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>> Oh I get it.

Okay, hey Brandon wait.

>> I gotta go.

>> Wait,

I made you breakfast.

[ Music ]

>> I see you baby, my brand new
McCottry Industries programmer.

Go ahead.

>> Babe,

you couldn't make
me no breakfast.

>> I'm just eating cereal.

>> And?

>> Oh, okay, I got you.

There you go.

>> You are so ignorant
sometimes.

>> Yeah, I know.

[ Laughter ]

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>> So you think you'd
be interested in going

to church with me this weekend?

>> I just went on Christmas.

>> Neque, it's May.

>> Dang already, time be flying.

Coo-coo, coo-coo.

>> Really?

>> I'll tell you about this
cereal though, the bomb.

Peanut butter and
chocolate there.

All right babe, love ya.

>> I can't believe you just up

and left your job
here to work at 2HB.

>> It's a good opportunity Sarah
you know I can't pass up on it.

>> Is this your first day?

>> Yup.

>> What are you going to do?

You don't know how
things work there.

>> Consulting is consulting
I've been doing it for years,

I mean how different
can it really be.

>> Okay. Well, you'll have

to let me know how things
go on your first day.

>> Oh Sarah, hold on one
second there's a cop.

[ Music ]

Hey! Officer Bennett,
have you heard this one?

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See ya.

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[ Multiple Speakers ]

>> -- close to $21,000 at a
fundraiser a few weeks ago.

Today they were able to raise --

>> We were in contact.

>> A trip to China
will cost around --

>> All right, we good dog?

[ Music ]

>> Hello.

>> Going to three?

>> I am.

>> Okay, nice, nice.

All right.

[ Beep ]

[ Rapping ]

[ Ding ]

>> Hello.

[ Beep ]

>> Okay.

All right.

[ Music ]

>> Hello.

>> Hi.

>> Hi, may I help you?

>> Yes, I'm the new hire.

I'm here to see Mr. Chamberlain.

>> Oh my gosh Linda,
nice to meet you.

I'm Sheena.

>> Good to meet you
Sheena, it's Lindsay.

>> Oh I'm so sorry
Lindsay, nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you too.

>> Mr. Chamberlain is
in his office right now.

You go ahead and have a seat

and I'll be back to
check on you okay.

>> Thank you so much Sheena.

>> No problem, nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you too.

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>> White girl.

White girl.

Sheena, Sheena the
IRS lady's here.

>> IRS, that's not the IRS
lady that's the new hire.

>> But she's white.

>> And?

>> What does she know
about black businesses?

>> Look I'm going to
smack you all right.

>> Come on.

>> Just go out there and ask
the lady if she needs something

to drink all right
and just chill out.

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>> Yeah, I was just joking
with you, you know that right?

>> It's okay.

>> Right, oh I'm Greg.

It's nice to meet you.

>> Greg, I'm Lindsay.

>> All right Lindsay, so
what can I get you water,

coke, Ciroc?

>> What's croc?

>> Yeah, I was just
joking with the Ciroc.

You do know what Ciroc is right?

>> Is that like some
type of water?

>> Not exactly.

Look, can I get you
anything to drink?

>> No, I'm good.

>> Okay.

>> I'm good thank you.

>> All right, so have a seat and
Sheena will be back soon okay.

>> Okay, sounds really good.

>> All right.

>> Oh real quick Greg, did
you file your taxes this year?

>> What?

>> Yeah, I was just wondering.

>> Right, right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah nice meeting you.

>> Good to meet you.

>> Okay.

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>> Okay, all right
Lindsay right?

>> You've got it Sheena.

>> All right, Mr. Chamberlain
will see you now okay.

>> Sounds good.

>> All right, come on follow me.

>> Thank you.

>> Girl, I like your shoes.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> They look like mine actually.

Kind of dance for
me a little bit.

That's awesome.

Oh I have to tell you
something about Mr. Chamberlain.

>> Okay.

>> Okay, he got into an
accident about seven months ago.

He's perfectly fine,
made a full recovery,

but the doctors have him on some
pretty powerful pain medication

right now.

>> Okay.

>> So it kind of messes
with his brain a little bit.

>> Well how so?

>> Well, he actually
has some hallucinations.

Don't get weirded out by it I
just wanted to forewarn you.

As long as you stay on task
he'll come right back okay.

>> Okay.

>> All right, we just kind of
have to deal with it because,

you know, he signs
our checks and stuff.

>> Got you.

Well, thank you for the
heads up, I appreciate that.

>> No problem, no problem.

You'll like it here okay.

It's a small group, but we
stick together all right.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay, cool, cool all right.

Mr. Chamberlain.

>> Yes?

>> Mr. Chamberlain,
Lindsay is here to see you.

>> Hi.

>> Lindsay Walker,
come on in, come on in.

>> Hi.

>> I am so pleased to
see you, good to see you.

>> It is so good to see
you too, Mr. Chamberlain.

>> No, no, no by all means call
me Mr. Chamberlain I insist.

Have a seat.

>> Absolutely, sure thing.

>> Are you comfortable
my friend?

>> You in my seat what do
you mean am I comfortable.

>> Yeah, good question.

So listen, listen Lindsay I am
so excited that you are here.

Lindsay.

>> Yes.

>> I'm very, very excited that
you're here and like I explained

to you during your interview our
company is the most successful

consulting firm for
black owned businesses,

I mean for the last three years.

Year four we wanted to make
sure I brought on someone

with some fresh new
perspective, you know,

I think that would be
really good for our clients.

I'm going to team you up with
one of my top consultants

so that you can be a
little more familiar

with African American culture.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry I
just want to reassure you

that I have zero issues
whatsoever relating to

or understanding
African Americans.

>> Zero issues okay.

Well, I tell you what let me
ask you a few questions is

that all right?

>> Okay.

>> Okay, all right.

>> Okay.

>> There's a fight
going on right?

>> Right.

>> A fight going on
you grab your phone.

Now once get your phone are
you recording this fight

or are you calling the police?

>> Are you serious?

>> I'm serious.

>> I would absolutely call the
po-po, 1,000% call the police.

>> You'd call the po-po.

Okay.

Okay, here's another one,
here's another one you ready?

I need you to finish
the lyrics to this song.

>> Okay.

>> [Singing] Oh Lord, how E --

E --

>> E --

>> E --

>> E --

>> E --

>> [Singing] Extra
special you are,

extra special you are,

extra special you are, Lord.

>> One more question for you.

You're walking down the street.

>> Okay.

>> You're alone, all
by your lonesome right.

>> Okay.

>> Suddenly you hear
this scream "Ahh!"

Right? And it's a
scream for help,

a scream of distress right.

What are you going to do?

>> I would investigate, I
would find out who's screaming,

I would go over there and
I would try to help them.

Somebody could be hurt
it could be horrible.

I know I'm not much of a
punch, but if I could be there

and be able to help someone
that would be what I would do.

>> Hey, Sheena, I need for you
and Greg to step in please.

Oh by the way, you're
extra special.

Bye.

That was interesting,

very interesting.

[ Knocking ]

One moment, come
on in, come on in.

Come on in guys, come on,
come on in, come on in,

how are you all doing today?

>> Hey.

>> Hey, Mr. Chamberlain.

>> Listen I need to
ask you guys a couple

of questions if that's
all right.

>> Sure.

>> Okay.

>> There's a fight,
a fight going

on you grab your phone what are
you going to do with your phone?

Are you going to
record the fight

or are you calling the
calling the police?

>> Oh, I'm recording that mess.

>> This is going to
be a two person shoot

because I'm recording it too.

>> What?

>> In the meantime.

>> Up to my ankles yeah.

>> Okay, okay very
good, very good.

Another question for you.

I need you to finish
the lyrics of this song.

Ready?

[Singing] Oh Lord.

>> [Singing] How excellent.

>> In all the earth.

>> In all the earth.

>> In all the earth.

>> In all the earth.

>> Okay, okay thank you.

Thank you, one more
question for you.

You're walking down
the street all

by ourselves all alone you
hear this scream "Ahh!"

Like that, it's a scream "Ahh!"

Like that what are
you going to do?

>> Run.

>> Run are you kidding me?

>> Like Usain Bolt.

[ Multiple Speakers ]

>> I'm so sorry wait,
wait, wait, wait.

I mean you wouldn't
go check it out to see

if someone was in danger.

>> Go check it out.

I'll be here waving at you
while you go check it out.

>> Where they do that at girl?

>> What are you talking about?

>> Okay, thank you all very
much I appreciate your help.

>> All right.

>> What's she talking
about, go check it out.

>> I don't understand.

>> Them white girls.

>> I'm out like poom!

>> So as you see, there's some
things you need to understand

about black folk and our
culture before you can counsel

our clientele.

>> I see.

I just want you to
know that I really want

to stay here at your firm.

I want to learn.

I want to grow.

>> Good.

Good, I like your attitude.

Hello, Mr. Campbell, I need to
see you in my office please.

No, now thank you.

Mr. Campbell is my
number one consultant

around here [knocking].

Ah, come on in man, come
on, come on, come on.

This here is the Mr. Campbell

that I have been
telling you about.

How are you?

>> Yes sir, I'm good.

>> Good, good, good.

>> Oh wow.

>> You're Mr. Campbell?

>> I am, I am Neque Campbell,
but you can just call me Neque.

>> Cool, I'm Lindsay.

>> Nice to meet you,
very nice to meet you.

>> Have a seat.

>> Yes sir.

May I move your purse?

>> Absolutely.

>> The last time, in his lap.

Anyway, it seems that the three
of you all know one another.

>> Three?

>> Yes sir, yes sir
we actually all met

in the elevator coming up today.

>> Oh, great, great, great.

So listen Neque, here's what
I'm going to need for you to do.

I'm going to need you
to spend a couple days

with Miss Lindsay here
kind of get her acquainted

with African American culture.

>> Sir?

>> She just failed the

so you really think you
know black folk test.

>> I got you, I got you.

Yeah, that would be no problem.

>> Great, great.

All right, now that
we've got that taken care

of on to some great news.

Mr. Harrington is here
to meet the both of you.

Now Mr. Harrington is an
elder down at The Maranatha

down on Brighton Street.

He is -- well they're starting
this new outreach nonprofit

program and a great
program for young people

where they're teaching
them programs

and learning different skills.

They can get them a job, so
it's really, really exciting.

>> Oh, that's so great.

>> It is, it is.

Here's the problem
his focus is ministry,

he doesn't know a whole lot
about starting the business part

of nonprofit, so that's
where the two of you come in.

I want both of you to work
with Mr. Harrington and kind

of get him in line until
at least she, you know,

learns the ropes on how
we do things around here.

>> No problem, got you.

>> Good, good.

Now this is just an introduction

until you get Miss
Walker here all trained.

All right, excellent.

Hey Sheena, I need you
to escort Mr. Harrington

into my office please.

Okay, I'll meet you at
the door, all right.

Guys, I'll be right back.

>> Park today?

>> The park, but just
give me one second.

Come on in.

I'll be right back.

Hello, Mr. Harrington
how are you sir?

>> Doing well, doing well.

>> Good, so glad you
could make it out to us

for this brief moment.

>> No problem at all.

>> Yes. You know what?

I wanted to make
sure you got a chance

to meet these two amazing
consultants who are going

to be working with you in
the next couple of days.

Come on in.

>> Hi, Mr. Harrington
I'm Lindsay.

>> Lindsay, very
nice to meet you.

>> Hello, I'm Neque Campbell.

>> You know, you look familiar.

>> Yeah, I get that a lot.

>> Yeah right, well listen
I know you have a lot to do

down at the church I just wanted

to make sure you met the
two folk who are going

to take your nonprofit
to a whole new level.

>> Great. Well it's very
nice meeting you two

and I guess I talk to you later.

>> Okay.

>> Sounds good, it was
really good to meet you.

>> Sounds good.

>> You certainly will
talk to us later.

Just talk to Sheena on your way
out and make sure she puts you

on our calendar for a
couple days from now okay?

>> Sounds good.

>> All right.

>> Talk to you soon.

>> Thank you.

>> God bless.

>> Yeah, well Neque,
you've got two days man.

Get her engrained
in the culture.

>> Yes sir.

>> Are you hungry?

>> I am.

>> Wanna grab a bite to eat?

>> Sure.

>> Let's do it.

>> Okay.

>> Let's do it, grab your purse.

>> Ah. Bon appetite.

>> May I have it?

>> Certainly.

>> Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

Two days.

>> Yes sir.

Hey.

>> Yes.

>> Watch this.

Mr. Chamberlain.

>> Yes.

>> Sir?

>> Yes.

Here we go again.

Honey, listen I know I told you
that if we get a chance to go

to the park, but I have
so much work to do.

Some things came up.

>> They always come up.

>> I'm so sorry baby.

>> You're always sorry.

>> I'll make it up to you.

>> You always make,
you never do.

>> Okay, okay, okay.

>> You never do.

>> But I will this time.

I promise.

[ Music ]

>> Did you know,
did you know him?

>> No.

>> Then why did you nod at him?

>> Oh wow.

Okay, so I guess here's
your first lesson.

>> Okay.

>> All right, so black
guys we nod at each other

to acknowledge each
other just a simple sign,

it's like oh what's up, what's
up, what's up, what's up.

Like when we see each
other we just go what's up.

>> Okay.

>> It's just a nod like it's
more prevalent in situations

where in situations where
you have a black person

in an all-white area,

an all-white town,
all whatever it is.

If we see another black person,
we just be like what's up.

I don't know why, it's
just something we do.

>> Yeah. I never knew
that, that's really cool.

>> Yeah. So actually I'm

about to use the bathroom
real fast before the waiter

gets here.

>> Okay.

>> So I'll be right
back all right.

>> Do your business.

>> Thank you.

[ Music ]

>> I am hungry, I am
so hungry I could eat

like 20,000 plantain bananas.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> It looks good.

[ Music ]

>> So I said, I mean it's
a great company to work

for I'm telling you
2HB is the bomb.

>> I am so excited
about the opportunity.

>> Opportunity for what?

>> The opportunity to be
able to engage and learn

about different people, you
know, from my normal friends.

>> So you're saying you
don't have any black friends?

>> No.

Wait.

>> None?

>> Uh-uh.

>> It's actually a little bit
racist to be honest with you.

>> No, no, no, no, no,
no I love black people.

I just don't have --

>> I'm just kidding
with you, calm down.

I love black people, you got a
black friend right okay, okay.

>> Do you have any
white friends?

>> Listen, we're in
the same boat okay

because I don't have any
white friends either.

>> You never had a white friend?

>> Never.

>> Are you serious?

>> Dead serious.

Yeah, yeah.

But hey, it's not my
fault okay, all right.

I grew up in the
hood, all right.

A bunch of black people
ended up going to an HBCU.

As soon as I finished school
I went to 2HB, so I mean just

to be honest I just been around
black people my whole life

and just never really connected,

not really established
any relationships

with white people that's all.

>> That makes sense.

Well I've never heard HBCU
where is that located?

>> Okay, it's a term used

for a historically black
college or university.

Yeah.

>> Yeah, we don't have
any HWCUs in Iowa.

>> Iowa, that's where
you're from?

>> Uh-hm, I actually grew up
in this small little town.

All white people and I
went to school there.

In fact, I spent most
of my entire life there.

>> Right.

>> Until three years ago
when I moved out here

to Maryland for that other job.

>> Very nice, very nice.

You're one cool --

>> Oh hey, you guys
are finishing up?

>> Yeah.

>> Can I interest you
two in any dessert?

We have the most delicious
vanilla chocolate swirl

ice cream.

>> Oooh.

>> I'm good

>> No thank you.

>> I think we're
good, I appreciate it.

>> Okay, I'll get
you the check then.

>> Sounds good man.

Thank you.

>> Thank you.

[ Whispering ]

[ Music ]

>> Oh, now.

Okay.

>> A little weird.

We need to get out of here man.

I am about to get the
itis up in this place.

>> The itis.

Oh I have some Tylenol for that.

>> For what?

>> Your itis.

>> Hey, so here's the
check for you guys.

>> Oh thank you.

>> Hey, I'll take that.

>> Oh.

>> Yeah.

>> Thanks.

[ Music ]

>> Well listen, I hope it's
not out of place for me to say,

but my favorite movie is

Jungle Fever, so you guys.

>> Oh, oh bro, no.

You got it all wrong
man she's a coworker

of mine we're not together.

>> No.

>> Yeah.

Coworker.

>> Yeah.

>> Well you guys
have a great day.

>> Yeah.

>> Thank you.

Let's get out of here before
he comes back, all right?

>> I agree with you.

>> I'll leave tip I got you.

>> Oh thank you.

>> Ah, don't worry about it.

That's all he gets.

[ Music ]

>> You guys are so brave.

You know, I'm all about
progressive relationships.

>> I need you to go to the store
tomorrow for my sister again.

Here's her card.

>> Eh-eh,

I am not going and use
that stupid EBT card again.

>> And why not Neque?

>> Because that mess is
embarrassing that's why.

Every single time I go there
it don't work all right.

They take it, they swipe,
swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe,

then they got to
call a manager over.

I ain't got time for
all that stupid stuff.

That's embarrassing.

>> Stop over-exaggerating
and just help my sister out.

I'll text you what
she wants tomorrow.

>> Give me the stupid card man.

She need to hurry
up and get better.

It's getting on my nerves.

How is she doing anyway?

>> Well she said her ankles
start to bleed when she walks.

>> Eww.

>> Babe, I'm just the messenger.

>> That's nasty.

>> So you still plan on
taking me to lunch tomorrow?

>> I forgot I'm sorry,
but it's not my fault.

I'm training this
woman at work now.

>> What do you mean
training a woman at work?

>> What do you mean
what do I mean?

I'm training a woman at work.

>> It's just -- remember

when you would actually
take some time

to spend with me, that's all.

>> I spend time with you
every single night babe.

>> No fool, you spend time
with your phone every night.

>> And you're my screensaver.

>> You don't get it.

Good night.

>> It was a joke.

Whatever, goodnight babe.

>> Actually it wasn't so bad.

The people there are
really very nice.

>> Any prospects?

>> Sarah, shut up.

>> I'm serious girl.

You need someone to help you
with that bad son of yours.

>> Come on, Brandon is, he's
not that bad he's just going

through those early teenage
rebellious years, yeah.

Oh hold on one second.

Okay.

You know, we definitely
have to meet

up for tea later
this week, okay?

>> Sounds good they have this
new flavor, Spring Peaches.

I love it.

>> Oh that sounds good.

Yes, I love peach tea.

It's the best.

[ Music ]

It's a really, really
cool store.

>> It is, it is.

Oh, excuse me.

All right, so how about this.

Let's start with some
stereotypes okay?

Let's get the out the way.

>> Okay.

>> Do all black people
eat chicken?

>> I don't, I don't think
I should be answering that.

>> Oh gosh come on listen,
listen, listen all right.

Don't worry about it okay?

Today if you feel
like you're going

to say something racist
you'll get a pass all right,

I'll let it slide, cool?

>> Okay.

>> Do all black people
eat chicken?

>> Yes.

>> No. No, we don't and that
was actually a little bit racist

of you.

I'm just playing,
I'm just playing.

Come on listen how

about watermelon all
right, watermelon.

Do all black people
eat watermelon?

>> No.

>> Yeah, we do.

And we be tearing it up.

I'm just playing with
you come on you're going

to get a hey started
up in here in a minute.

>> What's a hey?

>> Are you serious?

>> I'm serious.

>> Oh my goodness.

All right, listen.

>> Seriously what is a hey?

>> Let me explain.

So listen it's like all right,
so you're at a party right,

you're at a party and, you
know, someone just jumps in

and says "Hey, hey, hey."

and then all of a sudden you
got people just start coming

out from nowhere like
we don't even know why.

I don't even know why we do it,

but it's just once
a black person says,

"Hey" everybody just
start jumping in and,

you know, it's a thing.

I don't know, it's a thing.

It's what we do.

>> Are you serious?

>> I'm dead serious.

Look, I can't explain it let
me just show you all right,

watch this.

Are you ready?

>> All right.

>> Hey, hey, hey, hey.

>> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

>> What's all that commotion?

>> I don't know just
stay behind me.

>> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey!

[ Background Conversation ]

>> Oh, hey girl, how you
been man, how you been?

Good to see you.

Hey, all right boy.

I'm gonna holla at you boy.

Oh man, I got a good one.

[ Laughter ]

Right on.

That's beautiful, that's
beautiful, that's beautiful.

>> That was awesome.

>> Wasn't it?

Wasn't it?

That's beautiful.

>> Hey, hey, hey!

>> Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
you're not ready for that yet,

you're not ready for it.

Just follow me all right.

>> Have a good day.

>> Thank you, you too.

Are you two next?

>> Yes sir, yes sir.

>> Neque.

>> Yes, oh my goodness.

>> How are you doing?

>> I'm good, I'm good.

It's good to see you.

>> Yes, it's good
to see you too.

>> Oh I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.

This is Lindsay.

Lindsay, Sister Brenda.

>> Well hello Lindsay.

>> Good to meet you.

>> Yes. Lindsay.

>> Oh I'm sorry, she's
just a coworker of mine.

>> Oh I see.

>> It ain't like
that sister, come on.

>> Of course, of
course, of course.

>> No, we're here on
assignment actually.

I'm here to just kind of
teach her a few things,

show her the ropes.

>> Oh okay.

Well that's nice,
that's wonderful,

but you know I haven't seen you
in church with Lisa for a while.

>> I know, I know I've actually
been spending my days resting

that's all.

>> Well I understand, I
understand, but I do want you

to pop in one of
these weeks okay.

>> Yes ma'am.

>> Good, good, good.

I'm surprised I didn't
run into you guys in here.

I've been in here
for a while now.

>> Oh that's all right, we were
just over there doing a hey.

>> Y'all just did a hey.

>> We just did a hey.

>> Oh man.

>> It was good too.

>> Dang, I missed that.

>> No, no.

Stop, stop, stop.

Don't do that, don't do that.

Anyways, so yeah, yeah it
was good though, it was good.

>> Oh well that's good, good.

Well maybe I'll catch
the next one huh?

>> Of course, of course.

>> Of course.

>> Maybe at church.

>> Uh-hm definitely at church.

>> All right, all right.

>> All right, honey
you take care.

>> Thank you, you too.

>> And I'll see you soon.

>> Yes mam, yes mam.

>> All right.

>> Good to meet you.

>> She's great.

>> The total is going
to be $15.63.

[ Music ]

I'm sorry sir your EBT
card isn't processing.

Hey Mia.

>> Hey no, hey no
it's all right.

>> Sir, it will just
take a second.

This EBT card isn't
working, I don't know.

>> It's not working I'm sorry.

>> All right, you know what?

>> Hey, don't - I got it.

>> You know what
I'll call the manager

and they'll be right here.

It will just take a minute.

Mark! Mark yeah!

I have an EBT card
that's not processing.

The food stamp card it is not
processing with the machine.

The customer, the
guy that say hey

and then everybody went
hey, hey yeah, that guy.

>> He's got --

>> I don't want make him have

to put back all his stuff
just come right down.

Okay, yeah he'll be right
here it's no problem.

>> Yeah, nice I appreciate it.

Give me back the card, man.

I'll pay cash.

>> All right.

>> What is an EBT card?

>> Wow, you really are
sheltered aren't you?

>> Iowa.

>> Right.

>> I mean seriously it looks
just like any other credit card.

>> Yeah, it's a credit
card, sure.

Yeah.

>> Bye.

>> Bye now.

>> Do you have EBT too?

>> So who is this that
we're going to see?

>> He's a friend of mine.

His name is Professor
Black and a real cool guy.

He teaches this class, I'm not
sure if he's still doing it,

but I just want to introduce
you two and see what happens.

>> And what's the class?

>> So let's just say
he teaches white people

about black culture.

>> Sounds nice.

>> Come on you'll like
him all right, let's go.

[ Background Conversation ]

Black!

>> Neque! What!

What's up boy?

[ Background Conversation ]

>> All right, what's
good with you boy?

>> What's going on boy?

Last time I saw you
Tupac was alive.

>> Man, you stupid boy.

You know I've been on my
grind man at this job.

>> Oh yeah, how is
that going anyway?

>> Very good, very good.

>> Cool, cool.

>> Actually man,
that's why I'm here.

So I got a friend, a
coworker, this is Lindsay.

Lindsay, Professor Black.

>> Pleasure to meet you.

>> Good to meet you.

>> Don't do that.

>> Anyway man, so listen
I was trying to see

if you still did them
classes, them white to black,

black to white classes
you still doing them?

>> Of course man, as a matter

of fact I got one
tomorrow at 2 p.m.

>> Stop.

>> Yeah man.

>> Oh son, you got to let
me get her in there please.

>> Of course, man.

>> Word.

>> I'm going to see
you tomorrow.

>> I can't, can't wait.

>> All right boy, holla.

>> I'll holla at you boy.

>> All right.

>> Holla.

>> Holla, holla.

>> I was wondering
what did you do wrong.

>> What do you mean?

>> Well you said that he was
going to holler at you tomorrow.

>> Oh we got a lot
to learn, lady.

Come on, let's go.

All right.

>> Okay.

>> Well, I hope today
was productive for you.

>> It was.

You know I had no idea how
uncultured I was until now.

I want to thank you so
much for helping me.

>> You're very welcome,
very welcome.

Why don't we get out of here.

I'm meeting my wife over here at
this store actually real fast,

but I'd love if you meet her.

>> Oh gosh, that would be great.

>> Cool.

>> I'm actually meeting
my son here.

>> Cool.

>> To take him home.

>> Nice okay, cool, cool
I'd love to meet him.

>> That's fine.

>> Okay.

>> I'm going to run into
Living Well real quick.

>> Sounds good, Living
what's that?

>> It's a Christian bookstore it
has some really cool little fun

knickknack gifts.

I'm picking up a baby gift.

>> Nice, a baby gift.

For what reason?

>> No, Sheena's sister
is actually having a baby

and I thought it would be nice

to pick something
up special for her.

>> That's very cool, very cool.

I'm just a little
annoyed that the ladies be

in the office chirping and
talking all this stuff,

but we don't know nothing, so.

Please surprise her with a
gift from me too will you?

>> Okay will do.

>> Good, good I have --

>> Do you want me to get
you anything specific?

>> No, no anything's
fine just gifts

on me today how about that?

>> Okay.

>> Grab my credit card it's in
the glove compartment and --

>> Okay.

>> -- you can pick up the
gift from both of us cool?

>> Okay, cool thank you.

>> Sounds good.

>> All righty.

>> Okay, see ya.

>> I'll see you in a bit.

>> All right.

>> Hi, Bonquisha.

Some people say Bonquisha,
but no just Boquisha.

Okay, oh boy or girl?

>> Oh it's for a --

>> And are you due -- oh
do I hear a kick y'all?

I think I heard a kick
did you hear that?

>> Okay.

>> No? Okay.

>> No, I am not pregnant.

>> Oh.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> This is awkward.

This is awkward I'm sorry.

>> Okay, I don't
have very much time.

>> No, okay.

>> Thank you.

>> Yeah.

>> And I know exactly
what I want.

>> Boy or girl?

>> It's a girl.

>> Whoever you're shopping for.

A girl?

Oh!

I love girls, I love girls.

Actually we just got
some baby bonnets

in for girls we have pink, blue,
dark blue if you're into that,

red, green, kind
of like that green,

but like a little
bit lighter, yellow.

Okay, you're good okay.

I'll see you at cash
register three.

Bonquisha you'll see me.

>> I don't know.

Hey, little mixed
babies are just so cute.

>> What? Mixed babies.

>> Oh yeah, I saw you
outside with your husband

or was it your boyfriend?

Either way, chocolaty hotness.

>> Okay, that was not my
husband or my boyfriend

and this are gifts
for my coworker baby.

>> Oh well then great.

I love getting gifts
for coworker's babies

and then you have them take
a picture with the gift

with the little munchkins.

Oh just so cute.

My Dropbox.

>> Yeah.

>> Is full with baby pictures.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah okay, that
will be $17.00 even.

What? Oh my gosh, wow.

That is like so rare.

>> What?

>> Usually it's like
17.06 or 17.56,

but never an even
number like that.

Oh my gosh that must mean this
baby that you're getting a gift

for is going to be
like so special.

Do you think, do you think you
could possibly get a picture

of her for me?

>> No.

>> Oh.

>> Run my card.

>> Oh I know some people are
sensitive about that, it's okay.

>> Just, yeah.

>> Just swipe it.

>> Just run, run my card.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> You got it.

Ooh, I'm sorry ma'am your
card is actually declined.

Is everything okay?

>> Will you please
just run my card again?

>> One more time, I know
sometimes it's the machine.

>> Thanks, thank you, thank you.

>> Umm, declined.

>> All righty!

You've been getting on my
last nerve ever since I came

into this place with your
stupid broke machine,

run my EBT card right now!

Do you want me to get a manager?

I'll be happy to get a manager?

Do you want me to get a manager?

>> Yes.

>> Just run my card
right now ma'am!

Hello ma'am, ma'am!

Bona, Bonaquisha I need you
to run my card right now!

>> Stop! What's wrong
with you, what's going on?

>> No, no, no!

She is telling me that this card
does not run and I let her know

that it is a perfectly good
EBT credit card with --

no I got it -- which we just
had a work perfectly good

at a grocery store.

I got this, so I'm not
letting you say this.

I am not going to stand
for your discrimination --

>> It's okay.

>> -- anymore!

Just because his credit card is
not your average major credit

card it does not mean that
you can embarrass him at all!

And not accept this card
do you not understand what

America means!

It means freedom!

Freedom!

>> Stop!

Will you stop!

Go over there!

Go over there!

Gosh how much is it?

>> Okay, $17.00 even.

>> $17.00, all right, all right.

Here keep the change all right.

I'm so sorry everyone,
I apologize.

>> $3.00, wow thank you,
it's very generous of you.

>> Oh you going to
be ignorant though.

Give me my, give
me my change back,

give me my change,
give me my change.

Is this our bag?

>> Yeah.

>> Great. Have a good day.

>> Yeah.

>> Hi.

>> What's wrong with you?

>> Thug life.

>> Thug life, okay.

Lindsay, my wife Lisa.

>> Oh, hi.

>> Hi Lindsay.

>> It's good to meet you.

I am not normally like this.

>> It's okay, it's okay girl.

It's okay.

>> She was just irking
my last nerve like --

>> You put her in her place, so.

>> She was one word away from
my calling the authorities,

just one.

>> Why white people always
trying to call the police?

>> Because that's why
they're here for is

to help resolve issues.

>> I see. That's right okay.

I guess white people are
just a little bit different

than we are.

>> Why what would you have done?

>> Left.

>> That's what I would have did.

>> Girl, let that be
Neque up in there talking

to that woman like that.

>> What? The whole police
force would have been

out there waiting on me.

Outside guns drawn,
bazookas, tanks, everything.

>> Protest.

>> It's the brother protest.

>> But you had every
right to be angry at her.

>> Listen, white people,
y'all can just get away

with certain things
that black people can't.

It is what it is man,
it is what it is.

Listen.

>> What's up Lindsay?

>> Brandon, I spoke
to you about this.

>> Yeah, okay mom.

>> Neque.

>> Yeah.

>> Lisa, this is
Brandon, my son.

>> Oh, hey Brandon,
nice to meet you man.

Right on. My wife, Lisa.

>> Hi.

>> Okay.

>> Hey, 13 years old right?

Nice man, what does that
put you in 8th grade?

>> Yup.

>> Okay baby, how about you
go meet me outside by the car

and I'll be out there
in just a second.

>> No, I'm not waiting
out there.

>> Don't do this to me now.

>> Why are you always treating
me like some little kid?

>> Brandon, outside to the car
you're in a timeout young man.

>> Timeout?

>> That boy is 13 years old.

You let him talk
to you like that?

>> He's in his teenage
rebellious stage right?

He just needs space.

>> Space no, he needs
to be smacked

in the face, that's
what he needs.

>> Yes, she needs to
be smacked in the face.

>> Well both of them
do, but he --

>> Look both of y'all
need to stop.

Okay listen, Lindsay
we're out of here okay.

You need to go home, kick back,
relax, get ready for tomorrow.

All right?

I'll meet you at the same
school, Professor Black.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Let this
pass, musa, musa.

We're good.

Come on, let's get out of here.

You go first because
I don't trust you

and her in the same building.

>> It was nice meeting you.

>> Okay, did you get
your EBT credit card?

>> Of course.

>> Good, okay.

Oh good to meet you.

>> She's not normally like that.

>> That Lindsay girl is a trip.

>> Yeah, she cool though,
you know, she's just trying

to learn the ropes, get
familiar with things.

I mean the girl is from Iowa.

>> Iowa?

>> Uh-hm, you know,
some old back country,

ain't nothing but white people,
small town type of thing.

The girl is black
people oblivious.

>> You seem like you've gotten
to know her pretty well.

>> Yeah, I guess.

I mean

just trying to learn
each other and

just trying to understand
each other's cultures

and things you know.

[ Background Conversation ]

>> You think she's cute?

>> What?

>> Is she cute?

>> She all right.

Why?

>> Just asking.

>> Uh-uh. Get up off me, get up.

[ Background Conversation ]

What's wrong?

>> I'm saying you over here
taking this white girl to lunch

and showing her places and doing
all this other stuff for her

and you can't even find time
to make with me anymore.

>> I do not have time
for this right now.

>> Well fine some time Neque.

>> I'll tell you what I'm
going to find, another channel.

>> You really need to
come to church with me.

>> I told you I'm done with
that stupid church, okay?

Stop asking me about that!

You're getting on my nerves man.

[ Background Conversation ]

>> Rejoice.

>> Rejoice.

>> Rejoice.

>> Rejoice.

>> Rejoice in the Lord always.

Again I say, rejoice.

Let your gentleness be evident
to all for the Lord is near.

>> Can we take a break?

>> Brandon, we just started.

>> You know, I actually
don't have to stay here.

>> Yes you do.

>> No, I'm 13 years and I'm man
enough to make my own decisions.

>> Brandon, what would
you rather be doing?

>> Playing video games.

>> We are going to finish
this devotion first okay?

So the Lord is near.

>> You don't get it,

you don't control me.

I'm out.

>> Brandon, stop being
so disrespectful.

[ Music ]

God, help me.

How do I deal with him?

>> So yeah, I went through
and boom put him on the floor.

>> Crossed him serious?

Whoo!

>> But it was cool
though because he got up.

I helped the dude
up and went oh.

She's learning man.

>> Couldn't have come soon
enough, I mean seriously.

>> Welcome glad you could make
it, glad you could make it.

>> Thanks.

>> So there's actually a
court downstairs right,

I'm going to go downstairs,
hoop.

I've got some friends
coming to meet me.

How long do you think
it's going to take?

>> Ninety minutes.

>> Cool, cool, cool.

So I'll come back if you need
anything just give me a call

or text me something okay.

>> Sounds good.

>> All right, cool have fun.

>> Thanks.

>> Take care of her man.

>> All right man.

>> All right.

>> Go have a seat.

Good afternoon, white people.

Okay.

>> Oh my gosh.

That's Kobe.

>> No, who is this?

>> Malcolm X.

>> I think it's Tyler
Perry, Tyler Perry?

>> Seriously, I mean this
is just a random black guy.

Lesson number one, all black
people do not look the same.

This is going to
be a long class.

[ Music ]

When is it okay to use the
N word around black people?

A. When you're angry with them.

B. When referring to historical
accounts of slavery or C.

When you grew up in the
hood and you've got a pass?

>> C.

>> My girls from
the neighborhood.

>> Oh, definitely C.

>> D. None of the
above, it is never okay

to use the N word, never ever.

I don't care if Lil
Wayne's your dad.

You've seen Boyz N The Hood a
thousand times, I don't care

if you love Power, Scandal,
Empire and Blackish.

It is never okay
to use the N word.

Never ever!

and I don't care if you listen

to hip hop music you
pause when they say it.

In Paris, in Paris, even
in your head you pause.

>> Okay, got it thanks.

>> There's a show
called Blacker?

[ Music ]

>> Ready, ready one,
two up and catch it.

Yes, you got it, yes, yes!

[ Music ]

>> So Neque, when you and
Lisa going to have a baby?

>> I ain't trying no
baby right now man.

>> Come on bro, you know you
ain't getting any younger.

>> Oh for real.

Oh okay.

>> Okay class this next
video is very important.

It shows some of the differences
between black and white people.

Pay special attention,
all right.

Everybody with me?

Okay.

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

>> Mommy, black man!

>> Did you see that black
guy running down the street?

What's going on?

>> Hey y'all, did you just
see that black guy run

down the street what's going on?

>> Hey, I think there's
something going on.

I just saw a black man
run down the street.

>> Hey mom, I just saw a
black guy go down the street.

should I call the authorities?

>> Let's go check it out.

[ Music ]

>> So your name's Todd?

>> Yes.

>> I'm Lindsay.

>> Nice to meet you Lindsay.

So what did you think
about this stupid class?

>> I actually thought
it was kind of fun.

Definitely learned some things.

>> Right, right.

Yeah I learned some things too

like how stereotypical
black people really are.

>> Oh come on they're --
we all have differences,

God made us different it's okay.

>> Yeah, sure it is.

So why are you here anyway?

>> Well I wanted to
better understand African

American people.

I got a new job at
a consulting firm

for African American businesses

and so I thought this would
help me be able to communicate

and work with our clients.

>> Oh, so you have to work
with those people all day long?

Sorry about that.

>> Those people?

>> I'm here because
of a court order.

I don't want to be,
but I have to be.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, it was
good to meet you.

I better run.

>> Oh why are you off so quick?

Thought we could, you know,
grab a coffee or something.

>> Yeah, I'm actually
going to meet

up with a coworker
friend of mine.

>> Oh that black guy
you came in here with?

>> Yeah. I gotta go.

>> I guess you like your
coffee black am I right?

>> You know what?

>> What?

>> You are so ignorant
and I hope someday

that God just humbles your --

so you can hear how
dumb you really sound.

>> Hey, don't talk
to me like that.

Come here.

>> Get away from me.

>> Don't talk to
me like that woman.

>> Get off of me!

>> Yo Neque, what's
up, what's up, Neque?

What you wanna do bro?

Neque, what's up?

>> We good man, we good.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Are you sure?

>> We good dog let him go.

>> Thanks.

>> Thank you, you're
serious right now?

What's wrong with you
man, that's a female man.

>> I know we just
had a misund --

>> Shut up, shut up.

I don't care what she did
you never put your hands

on a female you understand?

>> You're right, sorry.

>> I say you kick his knees in.

>> No, no, no, no I like
my knees, I need them.

Please guys, I'm sorry.

Ma'am, Lindsay, I'm sorry.

>> Listen, listen I think
it's time for you to go dog.

>> Right.

Right away.

Later bros.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah.

>> You sure?

>> I am.

>> What was that about?

>> He was just ignorant.

Saying some really stupid stuff.

He was just stupid.

>> Listen hey, hey.

It's okay all right.

I don't know what's
wrong with you.

That's two confrontations
in two days Lindsay.

You're like a magnet
for conflict.

What's up with you man?

Let's get out of here before he
end up calling the police on us.

>> Yo Neque, we're good.

You had white girl?

>> Three black guys
and a white girl?

>> Yeah, we going to jail.

>> Come on.

[ Music ]

>> You sure you don't want one?

>> Yeah, I'm sure.

>> Oh my goodness, you don't
know what you're missing this

place makes the best smoothies,

my favorite one peanut
butter banana,

throw a little protein
in there, boom.

[ Music ]

So what's wrong?

>> I still can't stop thinking
about that guy at class today.

>> You're still on that?

Listen let that go.

It's in the past.

That guy was a fool.

>> Yeah, but I don't understand
how someone can be so mean

and ignorant to other
people just

because they're different
than he is.

>> Newsflash Lindsay,
that ain't nothing new.

All right?

People have been
racist and ignorant

for years, centuries, forever.

>> Yeah, but today
was different.

Neque, it felt like
I was experiencing it

for the first time
from your perspective.

>> My perspective.

Okay, so listen you
will never experience it

from my perspective okay.

But listen, hey, I get
your point, all right.

>> On a lighter note.

>> Yeah.

>> Right.

>> Yes, yes, yes please.

>> I am starting

to get confident understanding
African American culture.

>> Nice see, see yeah.

That's what you all
learned in class.

>> I am like, drop
and lift and hey.

>> Whoa. Stop, stop people
are looking over here.

>> Okay, no I'm serious these
last few days have been really

enlightening and today's
class I just learned so much.

>> Beautiful, beautiful.

>> Oh excuse me, sorry.

Hey, you're still coming right?

Okay, cool.

Good I'll see you in a few.

All right, bye.

My friend, Sarah, she and I
are going to have some tea,

she's going to meet
up here in a few.

>> That's very nice.

Well that's cool I'm not
going to hold you long.

I got to get ready to go home.

Wife is there waiting for me
hopefully I'm not in trouble

for anything when I get there.

>> What are you getting
on her bad side?

>> I don't know.

She just been acting
different lately.

>> Oh.

>> Yeah.

>> You know what they say?

>> What?

>> A wife that acts different is
because the man got comfortable.

>> Look I get your
point, but it's not us.

I tell that woman I
love her every day.

>> But do you show it?

>> Yeah.

>> Do you mean it?

>> Of course.

Listen Lindsay, that
woman is my number one.

>> That's your problem.

>> What?

>> You just said that
she's your number one.

>> Yeah.

>> All right, let me
ask you a question.

What comes after one?

>> Two.

>> What comes after two?

>> Three.

>> What comes after three?

>> What is this are you
Dr. Seuss or something?

Seriously, what's wrong?

Get to your point please?

>> Okay, after one there is
a two and a three and a four

and a woman doesn't want
to be your number one.

She wants to be your only one.

You can tell her you
love her all the time,

but if you are not loving
her in the way that she needs

to feel loved, it
doesn't matter.

If you're not spending quality
time or doing special things

that she likes or encouraging
her she might just feel

like that number.

And your wife should
never feel like a number,

even if that number is one.

[ Music ]

>> I got it.

Thank you.

[ Music ]

Yeah, all right.

I'm going to go.

>> Okay.

>> But thank you, thank you.

You have a friend coming right?

So I'm out of here, I'm
out of here, but oh hey,

tomorrow's our last day

of training right
before the big meeting.

So I think you're ready.

>> Oh, yes, sensei, sensei.

>> I'll check you
out later all right.

>> Okay.

>> All right, bye.

>> Bye.

>> Oh excuse me is that
a chocolate smoothie?

>> Yeah, chocolate
peanut butter.

>> Okay, I was just asking
because I love chocolate.

>> So do I.

>> What did you say to him?

>> Just that I like chocolate.

>> Oh you're so stupid.

>> You wanna get some tea?

>> I would love to get some tea.

>> Miss Flirty Pants.

[ Music ]

>> Well hello young
sniper, please step up to

that white line right there.

[ Music ]

Thank you.

My name is Mr. Bullseye.

They call me that
because I do not miss.

To my left you'll
see some targets.

Who knocks down the most targets
makes the other person wear

whatever is in this
red bag right here.

>> Well hello Mr. Bullseye,

I think I'd like to take
you up on that offer.

>> Well then it's settled.

All right, so if you take
a look you'll see targets,

on these targets are words.

These words represent things

that your husband
absolutely loves and adores.

If you knock down more targets
than me then you win the game

and you make me wear
whatever is in that red bag.

Are you ready?

>> Ready.

>> You may begin.

Try again, try again.

So sad, so sad.

My turn. Hold on for a moment.

Oh my!

It seems as though I won.

>> You would be the one.

>> Actually I think I
won fair and square.

So can you do me a
favor hand me that gun

and go try on that gift?

Thank you very much.

[ Music ]

>> Really?

>> What? Oh shoot.

>> What?

>> I missed one.

>> Where?

>> You.

Baby, for months now I've
been shooting you down.

I've been putting you behind
all those other things

that I deemed important.

But they're not.

I am so sorry for the way
I've been treating you.

You are so beautiful and
I've been mistreating you

and I'm here to tell
you right now today

that you are the last one
standing, the only one.

And I promise you.

>> Where's that outfit?

[ Music ]

You know you had me at
"Hey there young sniper."

[ Music ]

>> She's pulling up right now.

>> I'm excited to meet her.

What's she like?

>> She cool, she cool.

She white like she bad white,
like she has no culture sense

at all, but she's
really a great girl.

>> I think I can handle it.

>> I think so too, I mean you
get along with everybody right?

>> Uh-hm.

>> Oh that's her.

You ready?

>> Back door.

>> Come on in, come on in.

What's up girl?

Hard time finding the place?

>> Easy.

>> Very good, very good.

Let me introduce you
to my sister, Candace,

Lindsay, Lindsay, Candace.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> I give hugs come here.

Oh it's good to see
you you're so cute.

>> Thank you.

>> So I'm going to go
ahead and leave her

with you for, I don't know what?

An hour is that fine?

>> Yeah, that's all I need.

>> Good, good.

So I'm going to leave
you with her she's going

to help you just understand
more about the black culture

from a black woman's
perspective.

>> That's great.

>> Sound good?

>> Oh.

>> So I'm out.

>> Sounds awesome.

>> Well you're in good hands.

>> Thank you.

>> Follow me.

>> Peace y'all.

>> Bye.

>> Back door.

>> So what have you
learned so far?

[ Music ]

>> Wait, wait.

>> Look at those baby butts.

My son's at the age
he would die.

>> Ohhh! He's so cute!

>> Oh my gosh, I had --

>> What? Are y'all
BFFs now, really?

>> Pretty much.

>> Look I brought some food
for you and the husband.

>> Oh thank you.

That is so sweet.

What's in here?

>> Surprise, surprise.

>> Oh I'm so hungry
you're such a good brother.

Let me go and heat this up.

>> It's so cool I --

>> Hey please make sure just
save me some of the veggie meat.

>> I will, I will.

>> All right.

>> Your sister is amazing.

Oh my gosh.

>> So you had fun today?

>> I had so much fun.

>> Very good, very good.

So listen tomorrow is our big
meeting with Mr. Harrington.

So I figure maybe I can call
Greg and Sheena, we can shoot

over to your place
tonight and go

over the plans for the meeting.

>> All right, that
sounds fantastic.

>> Beautiful.

>> It's really good.

I have a quick question for you.

>> Shoot.

>> I don't know if you're
a churchgoer or anything,

but I would love to invite you
and your wife to come to church

with me this weekend
if you're free that is.

>> I haven't been to
church in a minute,

so I would say probably
not, yeah.

Not my thing anymore.

But I can ask Lisa she
might be interested.

>> Just curious what happened?

>> With what?

>> Why you don't go
to church anymore.

>> Oh, nothing happened it's
I just can't see myself going

to a place where they
say they love God,

but they don't love people.

It just, it doesn't, it doesn't
fit so, maybe that's fate.

>> What if you just went
to church and just for God

and not for the people?

>> No, how -- when you get

to church who's there
waiting for you?

The people right and the same
stank ignorant fake people are

going to be in the
same pews as you.

How can I enjoy my
worship experience with God

when I have people who are
sitting next to me who are fake?

I'm good, so I might
as well stay at home.

>> I have a good
question for you.

Have you ever loved God?

>> Oh man, I used to
be on fire for God.

Back in the day wow, I used
to go to church every week

and I was part of like every
program you know, everything.

But yeah that was years ago.

Yeah.

>> I just wonder if there is
somewhere deep down inside

that you may miss him.

I'm going to leave you
with that and I'm going

to go make the entire team
some curry chicken for tonight.

>> Oh it's like that?

You got it like that
okay, cool, cool, cool.

>> Yeah right.

I have no idea how to
make curry chicken.

>> Oh you going to
play me like that.

Cool, all right, whatever.

>> But I am going to make my
famous green bean casserole.

>> How about I bring pizza?

Black people don't even know
what green bean casserole is.

Get out of here, we
don't want that mess.

>> All right.

>> Cool.

>> I'll see you later.

>> All right, bet, bet.

>> I don't even know
what curry chicken is.

>> Oh okay.

>> All right.

>> All right.

>> I'll see you guys later.

>> Cool.

>> Let me say goodbye
to your sister.

Candace, thank you so much.

>> Okay, bye it was
nice meeting you.

>> All right, I'll
see you guys later on.

>> All right, peace,
peace, peace, peace.

>> All right.

>> All right.

[ Music ]

Oh my God

Well if you want
some, you want some.

[ Multiple Speakers ]

That green bean casserole.

>> Oh did you like it?

>> Girl.

>> I'm not even going to.

>> We're going to talk about it.

>> Seriously, it
wasn't that good?

>> It was awful.

>> I've got a couple
of seasonings.

>> I'm glad I brought
pizza though right.

[ Multiple Speakers ]

>> Hey, yo.

Maybe actually we can
next week catch a movie

or something y'all?

>> Yeah, that's a good.

>> Wait, wait, wait
I got a question.

Why do white people
always clap at the end

of a movie in the movie theater?

>> Oh

>> Why?

>> White people like --

>> Like we're at a
game or something.

>> Are you serious?

>> Yeah why?

>> You guys don't clap?

>> Hey can you guys keep it down
I'm trying to watch my show.

>> Oh Brandon, sorry we'll just
keep it down a little bit quiet.

>> Yeah, hey B man, yo check
it we got some pizza man,

you wanna grab a slice?

>> Sure.

>> Man, go ahead go ahead.

So, anyway.

>> That is so funny.

I guess -- oh Brandon,
before you --

could you just leave one of
those slices Neque wanted

to take one home to his wife.

>> But you guys already
had your fair share.

>> Brandon, don't be rude.

Neque bought that
for us and he was

so kind to offer you a slice.

>> But I want the beef.

I don't like just cheese.

>> Brandon, please
don't be rude.

>> No.

>> Neque was so kind to be
able to buy that for us.

>> This is so stupid.

Why offer me a piece of pizza if
I can't even have what I want.

>> Brandon, to your
room now, timeout.

And I'm changing
the Wi-Fi password.

>> She said Wi-Fi password.

>> Guys, I'm so sorry.

>> Listen, hey Lindsay,

all right I can be
real with you right?

>> Yeah sure.

>> You're sitting there
you're partying, you know,

we cool now you, feel me?

I've been sitting on
this for a little bit,

but I hope you don't take
offense to this all right.

Your son, cool guy, but he needs
some discipline straight up.

>> Straight up.

>> What do you mean?

He's just going through his that
early teenage rebellious stage.

He probably just needs some
more love and confirmation.

I'm probably not
loving him enough.

>> Confirmation.

>> Listen Lindsay,
you call him in here

and you need to talk to him.

>> Okay.

>> And get him to understand
that you are in charge.

>> That's right.

>> That's how it is.

>> Go ahead and call
him right now.

>> Listen to these men Lindsay.

>> Go ahead and call
Brandon now.

>> I don't know if
I can do that.

>> Just call him down.

>> You can do it.

>> You can do it.

Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Here we go.

>> We got it.

>> Look at that.

>> Come on.

>> And look at her eye.

>> The eye of the
tiger, come on.

>> You guys are crazy.

>> Come on speed it up,
speed it up, speed it up.

>> Oh gosh.

>> You got this boy,
just call the boy

down here and just talk to him.

>> Okay.

>> Demand respect,
demand respect, demand it.

>> Should I give him pizza?

>> No, what?

>> Just go demand
respect, demand it.

>> Brandon.

>> This is going to be good.

>> You got the camera?

You got the camera?

>> Yeah?

>> Young man, we're going to
be speaking more about this

in depth later, but right now I
want you to go in and I want you

to apologize to my company.

>> I'm not apologizing
to them for anything.

>> Brandon, you're being rude.

>> This is just stupid.

I was told I could
have a piece of pizza

and then I was told I
couldn't have what I wanted,

that's just stupid.

>> Brandon, this is not
about the pizza this is

about you being respectful,
especially to me.

>> What's respectful is
having company come over

and then being obnoxiously loud.

>> You will respect me.

Now go to your room.

[ Music ]

>> Oh, here she comes,
here she comes,

here she comes, here she comes.

>> Okay, all right,
all right, all right.

>> Yes, that's what
I told you about.

>> Girl, that's what
you're supposed to do.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> That's what you're
supposed to do.

[ Multiple Speakers ]

[ Music ]

>> So that's the gist of it
we really are just hoping

to establish a presence in
the community and really focus

on getting those young people
off those street corners

and getting them into
legitimate jobs and careers.

>> I was just wondering
is your church going

to be funding the initial
sponsorship of this program.

>> Yes they are.

>> Okay.

>> So I'm assuming there's
opportunity in your planning

to get some of these
young people

to start serving in the church?

>> Oh absolutely.

I've been the head elder at
our church for over 25 years

and I've seen way too
many young people walk

out those doors and
never return.

>> Why do you suppose that is?

>> I find that young
people in this day and time

to not have a sense of respect
for authority, the church,

and most importantly, God.

I feel that they are so
caught up in what they see

on TV they disregard
everything else.

>> Well what is that
you do to be able

to help lead them
back to the church?

>> Well this nonprofit we're
starting now we hope is a step

in that direction.

But if I can be frank
with you all here,

I don't really think
that's going to work either.

>> Why not?

>> You have to want
to be in church.

You have to want a
relationship with God.

No church, no program, no
person can make a person want

to be in church.

They have to want
if for themselves.

>> But isn't that
the church's job?

It's to be able to help show
them that God loves them

and to be able to welcome them,
welcome everyone into church

so that they can, you
know, experience the love

that God has for them.

>> Ms. Walker, I've been an
elder for over two decades

over the years I've tried
to show as much love

to the young people that have
walked through those doors

that I could possibly show them.

Some have accepted it, but
most just decided to leave

and there's nothing
I can do about that.

>> See that's your problem.

It seems like the love
you have has a cap on it.

>> You know what, Neque?

Why don't you step out and get
Mr. Harrington a cup of coffee.

Would you like some
coffee, Mr. Harrington?

>> Sure.

>> No sir, I won't.

I think he needs to hear this.

>> And I think that you need to
step out the room and you need

to step out now that's
what I think.

>> No Mr. Chamberlain.

I'd like to hear
what he has to say.

>> Okay, okay.

Well Mr. Harrington, I
spent the last few days

with this woman right here,
Lindsay, Lindsay Walker,

and we're just so opposite.

I mean total opposites,
polar opposites.

There's so many differences
we can go on and on and on.

But I realized that, you know,

spending time together

those are the things that
help build relationships.

She met some of my
family, I met some of hers.

Just the time we spent
together really helped us

to build relationships

and those are the things you
need to help build relationships

in those young people.

But it's not what you do is it?

And to be honest with you
sir, all those young people

that are leaving the church
it's because of people like you.

>> You know what that's enough.

You are not going to disrespect
our clients, that's not going

to happen do you hear me?

>> Your client disrespected
me sir.

>> What are you talking about?

What's he talking about?

>> Neque,

Neque.

>> You don't remember me do you?

Me and my mother used to attend
your church when I was younger.

>> Jon'Neque?

Wow, I haven't seen you since.

>> Since when?

Since middle school right?

I know, I remember.

I remember because I
remember standing in front

of that church one
day and right before

that I spent all
night practicing

and practicing and
practicing so that when I stood

up there I could worship God.

And I remember getting up
in front of that church

and I remember starting my rap

and I rapped my butt
off for that church.

And I tried my hardest and
I was just praising God

and I remember you
stopping everything and

cutting everything off to
tell the congregation "Hey,

I apologize because sorry young
people these days they just

don't know how to worship God."

>> You left the church
because I wouldn't let you rap.

>> I left the church because
you wouldn't let me serve, sir!

>> Neque, you have it
all wrong, my friend.

I loved you the same as I
loved all the young people

in that church.

>> Then love different.

How about that, huh?

Love different, sir, because
not everybody is the same.

Some people are different.

My wife and

this woman here helped
me understand some things

that sometimes you have to
look at the person and figure

out what kind of love they need.

And my wife, she's
the type of person

that she just needs more
time spent with her,

that's it just some more time.

Some people they need to be
loved with more discipline.

The fact is you need to take
time to just love people the way

that they need to be loved.

Mr. Harrington, if you want
to love these young people

when you get out there and you
start your business if you want

to love these young people you
need to love them different.

[ Music ]

Lindsay,

I think you were right.

>> About what?

>> I think I do miss God.

I miss God.

>> Neque.

>> I miss him so much.

>> Neque.

>> I miss him so much.

>> I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry son.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

[ Music ]

[ Multiple Speakers ]

>> You must have trained
her well, got her coming

in after everybody else.

[ Multiple Speakers ]

>> Welcome.

Dang, glad you could make it.

>> Coming in all late.

>> I was just trying to fit in.

>> Oh, now she got black
people always coming

in late jokes now huh?

I see you Lindsay.

All right, all right so can
somebody get you a drink?

>> Yes sir, yes sir.

>> All right, let's
get this toast started.

>> Yes.

>> To a very successful
campaign starting a nonprofit.

>> We have seven young
people in our program already

and they're already
attending church.

All it took was to realize

that people are different,
but that's okay.

We just need to take the
time to know each other,

find out what they need, so
we can properly love them.

>> Hear, hear.

All right, y'all let's
get these glasses up.

Hey, to a great campaign.

Love different.

>> Love different.

>> Love different, yes.

>> There you go.

>> That's good.

Is that real?

>> Real good.

>> Hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey.

[ Music ]

>> We are what?

The number one consulting firm
why is this so difficult for me?

Okay, I'm going to
do that again.

Our company has been the
number one consulting firm

for a concertainty.

Do you know what
a concertainty is?

That our firm is at number
one concertainty firm

for black owned businesses,
I know.

Our consulting firm is the
number one concertain foam.

>> Yeah you're having
fun, you're having fun.

Hey, hey, hey.

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>> All right, cut.

[ Background Conversation ]

>> Look down at her and
give a smile, a wink,

and then look back up.

No, no now you're getting sexy.

I need you to be mean again.

Stare at that arm up and down.

[ Laughter ]

>> She's like, I'm
getting hungry!

>> We have the greatest
vanilla chocolate --

We have the greatest.

>> This is so hard.

>> We have the greatest
vanilla chocolate --

[ Laughter ]

>> Go back, reset, reset,
go back, reset, reset.

[ Music ]

>> Daddy, the sun is setting.

[ Music ]