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Ah, the perfect shopping day!

You've got that right, girlfriend.

Sunshine, not a cloud in the sky, and...

Ugh! Just our luck...

[together]: Alien invasion.

[dramatic music]

Fear not, citizens!

You are safe!

The brave Lizard of Legend is here

with his trusted, but not-as-brave sidekick,

Man-Goose!

Um... you know, L.O.L.,

I've been thinking a bit about my sidekick name.

- Man-Goose?! - Yes, that is the one.

Doesn't "Man-Goose" describe a goose that is part man?

Actually, Sunil, it's a clever play on the word "mongoose."

See? Mongoose, "mangoose," mongoose, "mangoose."

Ohhh, I get it now, yes.

But I still don't like it.

Ahem! Superheroes...?

Ooh, uh, oh, right. Ah!

Intergalactic invaders, prepare to be thwarted!

Uh... L.O.L.?

What is it, my faithful companion?

[roaring]

A Blythe-a-saurus!

OK, you two, enough silliness.

I need to make sure these outfits fit you.

We will do it for you, Blythe,

for we are Lizard of Legend and...

This-Sidekick- To-Be-Named-Later!

Ugh!

¶¶ You think about all the things ¶

¶ That you love to do ¶

¶ It all comes true ¶

¶ You find a place you never knew ¶

¶ Where you're happy to just be you ¶

¶ We can be Yeah ¶

¶ Who we want to be Yeah, yeah ¶

¶ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ¶

¶ We can be who we want to be Yeah-yeah yeah-yeah ¶

¶ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ¶¶

I really do have the face for capes, don't I?

You know, Vinnie, I should remind you

that I have been a superhero before.

Does Super Sunil ring a bell?

Yeah, but you did say you would be my sidekick

on account of you've already done the hero thing.

And "Super" should never be part of a sidekick's name.

I see your point, my friend.

Hmm... This is going to take some thought.

Well, I think you both look great,

but I really need you focused at ZapperCon today.

- ZapperCon? What's-- - WHAT'S THAT?!

It's the annual convention for fans of Agents of Zap.

Agents of Zap? You mean--

That epically popular TV show, movie franchise,

toy line, comic book series and breakfast cereal?!

- That's the one. - Um, would it be possible

for you to take it down a notch, Minka?

Hahaha! No. It's actually scientifically impossible for me

to take it down a notch. Haha! Isn't that awesome?

This year ZapperCon's at Downtown City Convention Center.

And that's where I'll be debuting

my new line of pet-friendly cosplay costumes

that I'm calling PawsPlay.

Turn your Shiba Inu into a superhero!

Transform your Abyssinian

into an alien being!

Oh, oh... Oooh, I like it!

Me too!

Thanks. I'm hoping to earn enough money

to do some much needed repairs to my scooter.

Oh, hey, the scooter needs repairs?

Yeah, you could say that. Vinnie and Sunil modeling

at my booth will definitely help with PawsPlay sales.

Well, you have fun at ZapperCon, which, although I am

a huge "Zapper," I will not be attending.

How could I after the latest episode of Zap

revealed my favorite character, Kurg, to be a Monruvian spy

who double-crossed the other Zap agents.

I couldn't bear to face this indignity!

The wound to my heart is still too fresh.

You know, Vinnie,

in your current get-up, you bear a striking resemblance

to one of my favorite Zap characters. Let me show you.

[oriental music]

Oh, hello there, little friend.

Did you mean to hop in here?

I did indeed, Lotus Petal.

I am Master Hop,

Downtown City's preeminent Zen Master,

and I have come here looking for some much needed rest

and relaxation.

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Master Hop.

My name's Blythe. Feel free to chill at our day camp.

Namaste, Blythe. Now if you will excuse me,

I must enter a deep state

of meditative concentration.

Ommm... Whoa, he's good.

I seriously need to get this thing fixed.

Are you excited for the ZapperCon,

trusted companion?

Yes, except for the fact that I still do not have

a proper sidekick name. Well, you just need

to really zero in on something you're good at.

Something I'm good at, huh?

[gasping]: I have it!

- Lay it on me. - As you know,

I'm quite good at finding deals.

How about... THE BARGAIN HUNTER?!

Yeah... keep working on it.

OK, Vinnie, take a look at this! Hey,

where is everyone? ZapperCon.

Oh! Well, I guess I'll just spend the day reading though

my Agents of Zap collection and remembering

better times when Kurg wasn't a villainous traitor.

[oriental music]

Well, what do you know, Minka, you can take it down a notch.

It's Master Hop. He must teach me the ways of enlightenment.

Ah... Do you even know what that means?

Uh, I think it has something to do with focusing and junk.

And I'm sure he can teach me how to...

Um... what was I saying?

Minka, we all know focusing isn't your strong suit.

Plus, I don't think it's a good idea to bother the master.

Bother him?! Pfff! I won't bother him.

MASTER HOP!

Oh, dear! Was that the fire alarm?

Ha! You're funny! So, here's the deal,

I really want to be one of your students!

Uh... student?

You wish to be trained... by... me?

Exactamundo! When do we start?

Right now is good for me if that's good for you!

¶¶¶

Thank you! Enjoy the space dog costume!

Keep up the good work, guys.

The Zappers are loving the PawsPlay.

Uh... I'm tired of modeling.

That's crazy talk! I am thoroughly enjoying myself.

Hey, maybe that's my sidekick persona --

SUPER MODEL!

[techno music]

I'll make the super team look

fierce! Or maybe not. Hey,

I was thinking, let's go for a stroll around the convention.

I am not so certain.

We really should stay here with Blythe.

But we could use a break, so we can pose even harder.

Well, you do have a point.

Hey, Blythe, we're gonna take five.

Be back in a few. Let's go, faithful companion.

Oh, I don't know.

I really should stay here to help Blythe

but, as a sidekick, I have sworn an oath

to blindly follow the hero without question.

[sigh] So...

L.O.L., wait for your trusty sidekick!

I'd say things are looking pretty good

for those scooter repairs, wouldn't you, guys?

Vinnie? Sunil?

Where did they go? I'd better go find them...

Miss, my tabby wants to be an Elven thief.

Oh, yes, of course.

Don't panic, Blythe.

Their little legs can't take them too far.

Haha! Now, this is how a superhero should be

spending his time at a superhero convention.

[ripping sounds]

Ugh! Ah, what are you doing, my faithful companion?

This place is huge, so I am leaving a trail

of lint to help us find our way back to Blythe.

After all, we have gotten lost

in these types of situations before.

Uh, where'd you get that fuzzy stuff?

I have an unusual amount of excess belly-button fuzz.

Nice!

[oriental music]

Master Hop! Master Hop! Look! Look!

I brought my own yogurt for our lesson!

[Minka slurping] Mmmm!

It's yo-ga, child, not yo-gurt.

Oh... Yo-gahhh...

Ah, you see? I already learned something.

So what's next, huh? What's next?!

Such concentration.

Now, there's a student

with potential. Russell?

Oh, hello.

I'm Russell. And you are...?

I have never seen anyone with focus like yours.

I would very much like to train you

and nurture your very special gift.

Uhhh... No thanks.

Why won't Master Hop train me?

[sighing]

This Agents of Zap stuff is actually pretty cool.

Ah! Vinnie, look at that!

"Baron Lizardowitz."

This must be the character Russell mentioned.

Yeah, he does look just like me.

Especially around the handsomeness!

Yes, well, we need to get back to Blythe.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Catch you in the comic books, handsome.

Which way do we go? Not to worry.

We will just follow my trail of belly-button fuzz.

Uhhh... Sunil,

we're fuzz-less!

[Minka sighing] What is it gonna take

for Master Hop to realize that I'm the perfect student

for him to train?

Oh! I know! I'll impress him with my many skills!

HEY, MASTER HOP, OVER HERE!

Has anyone seen my favourite pillow?

Oh, there it is!

Aaah! Ugh!

[Minka moaning]

Hmm...

Hey, Master Hop, check this out!

Minka, who said you could play with my bowling pins?

Oh! Owww!

Your concentration is exceptional.

You're standing on my comic.

Exceptional.

[sigh] I never thought

I'd be bummed about being this busy,

but I really need to go look for Vinnie and Sunil.

Blythe?! What are you, like, doing here?

I am selling my--

Wait. Do you really care?

- Not really. - Right.

The real question is, what are you doing here?

We're here to find our daddy the perfect birthday present.

A little action-dolly thingy called...

What is it? Oh yeah...

Baron Lizardowitz, or whatever.

Turns out Daddy's a Zapper.

It's so, like, random.

And if we get him this best present ever,

we're sure he'll increase our allowance

by, like, a lot.

Well, we know you'd love to chat with us more,

but the sooner we get this thing for Daddy,

the sooner we can, like, leave.

Good luck doing... whatever it is you're, like, doing.

[indistinct chatter]

I believe we'll find Blythe's booth if we go in that direction

and make a left at the Squid Monster in the tiara.

Maybe that should be your sidekick persona --

Bad-Sense-of-Direction Mongoose!

Look, I provided a suitable amount of belly-button fuzz.

How was I to know this convention center was so drafty?

Now, as I was saying, if we were to head

in that direction! Ugh!

Mommy...

Oh... Oh, dear!

I have accidentally rendered Vinnie unconscious

with a single blow from my powerful fists!

Ah! I need to get help!

You stay here, my heroic friend! On the floor.

Ugh! That Squid Monster in the tiara

said we could find some Baron Lizardowitz

merchandise over here, but I don't see any...

[gasping]: Whittany, look!

There's a Baron whatever- his-name-is action-dolly thingy.

Ugh! Ohhh... Gross!

[disgusted exclamation] [man gasping]

Is that the Baron Lizardowitz in battle cape action figure?

- What?! - That is a true treasure.

I'm running an auction later, and you could make

a ton of money if you decided to put this up for auction.

A ton of, like, money?

Brittany, we're auctioning this thing.

I must find Blythe quickly!

[gasp]

[girls laughing evilly]

Oh, dear!

Super villains have Vinnie!

you must let me train you, Russell.

Your gift of focused concentration

is too exceptional to squander on these silly comic books.

I already told you, no, thank you.

[gasping] Three minutes!

Haha! How's that for concentration?

Whoa!

Pepper was right. Focusing isn't my strong suit,

or any other kind of suit for that matter.

OK, Master Hop, I'll let you train me.

- Wonderful! - Under one condition.

You train Minka as well.

Minka? I... Well...

That is... Ummm... I...

Or you can just let my "gift" go undeveloped...

Oh, all right! I'll also train Minka.

[Minka squealing]

This is gonna be awesome!

This will take all of my concentration.

I hope your Pekingese enjoys being a pixie-inese.

[sigh] OK, that was the last customer.

Now, I need to go find the boys.

Blythe, you must help!

Sunil! Thank goodness you're back. Now, where's Vinnie?

Ughhh! The Biskits have him!

What?! Why would the Biskits have Vinnie?

No time to explain! We must go, now!

Ugh... Oh... Ah!

OH! Attention, Zapper collectors,

The auction for a very rare Baron Lizardowitz action figure

will be up next. Huh?

[crowd gasping]

- Wow! - Hey, they think

I'm the rare Baron Lizardowitz action figure?!

Ah, gee, I wonder what I'll go for.

I don't see the Biskits anywhere.

Or Vinnie. Oh, Blythe, this is all my fault.

Don't worry, Sunil, he'll turn up.

I hope.

¶¶¶

[gasp] Blythe, look!

[Blythe]: Oh, no!

They're auctioning off Vinnie!

What are we going to do?!

I'm just gonna tell them there's been a big mistake

and that Vinnie's a pet, not a rare action figure.

Hold it!

And where do you think you're going?

I need to get that lizard!

[snorting laugh] You and every other Zapper

in here. If you want him,

you'll have to bid for him. Take a seat.

[Blythe sighing]

Looks like in order to save Vinnie,

we've gonna have to bid on Vinnie.

Luckily, I have my PawsPlay earnings.

OK, let us begin your training.

¶¶¶

[impact noise]

You are doing it,

Lotus Petal. You have actually centered yourself.

OK, Brittany, when the auction starts,

you're gonna drive up the price so we get top dollar

for that toy. Got it?

You had me at "top dollar."

This is such a "brills" idea, Whittany.

I know. What could go wrong?

Fellow Zappers, let the auctioning commence!

Ooh, this is so exciting!

¶¶¶

The bid stands at $200

made by the young lady

in the back of the room.

Ugh! I can't shake that bidder.

And I can't bid much higher.

$201!

[sigh] There goes my scooter repairs.

$201,

going once...

going twice...

Blythe, we're going to win Vinnie!

[in slow-motion]: SOOOOOOOOLLLL....

$10,000! [Zappers gasping]

[Whittany gasping] NO, BRITTANY!

Wow, Zappers,

we have a new, very high bid.

$10,000!

What the huh?!

I've been bidding against Brittany this whole time?!

Ugh! The Biskits have won Vinnie.

Ugh! Brittany, you were just supposed to run up the bid,

not win! We can't pay that kind of money

for a gross dolly thingy!

Sorry. I, like, hate losing.

[Whittany groaning]

$10,000... Ooh!

I figured it would cost that much

to buy me, give or take a couple of thousand.

It looks like that concludes the bidding.

Sold to the two frowning young women for $10,000!

Uh, wait... Ugh! I have to go home with those two?

Oh! Oh! I've got to get out of here!

[grunting with effort]

Trying... Ugh! [sigh]

Isn't it ironic that we're surrounded by superheroes?

'Cause we really could use one right now.

You're right. I can't let my trusted compadre

fall into the clutches of those villainous Biskits!

Sunil, wait!

Hey, Sunil, whatcha doing?

- Shush! I am rescuing you. - Hey, that's permanent marker!

What are you trying to do, devalue me?

That is exactly what I am doing.

Hey!

Thor's hammer!

How did I not see that before?

Zappers, I don't know how to say this,

but there's been a terrible mistake.

This Baron Lizardowitz figure is NOT in mint condition!

[Zappers gasping]

So I am withdrawing the Baron Lizardowitz from auction!

WOO-HOO!

Um, Mr. Elf-man,

does that mean our last bid doesn't count, or whatever?

Yes. All bids have been voided.

You see, Whittany, it all worked out.

[sighing]: I suppose...

C'mon, let's go buy Daddy our back-up gift --

those life-sized, bronze statues of us.

And if Daddy doesn't want them, we'll keep 'em!

I will now take new bids on this damaged,

below-grade specimen of an action figure.

I feel like I should be insulted by that.

- One dollar! - SOLD!

Yes! I got you back, Vinnie!

And I still have money to fix my scooter.

And I owe it all to the quick thinking

of my crime fighting partner -- Super Sunil!

Partner? Super...?

Yep. From now on,

we get equal billing as co-superheroes.

Super Sunil and the Lizard of Legend!

Actually, I was thinking it sounds better

with the Lizard of Legend first, but I-- we can work on that.

[sigh of relief] Hello, pets.

Oh, Blythe, how was ZapperCon?

Let's just say we could definitely use a little Zen

after the day we just had.

Wow, Minks... I've never seen you

so focused and centered.

Thank you. I had a very good teacher.

And I, an even better student.

[together]: Awww...

Uh, I have just one question...

Could someone please untie me?!

¶¶¶

- ¶¶ We can be - Yeah ¶

¶ Who we want to be Yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

¶ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ¶¶