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- ...and I don't know
about you guys,
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but I'm not a big fan
of corduroy jeans.
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Too noisy when you're walking
down a school hallway.
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[imitating corduroy noise]
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Know what I mean?
Okay.
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What do you say
we take a call, Zoe?
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- Woof!
- That's all I needed to hear.
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Hello, caller.
- Hi, Blythe!
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I love your vlogcast.
Your style tips are amazing.
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You're the best!
- Wow, thanks!
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And speaking
of style tips,
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it's time
for today's!
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Try not to
over-accessorize.
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Sometimes less
makes more of an impact.
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- Ugh!
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She's, like,
the lamest!
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- I know, but
I can't turn away.
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She's like watching
a train rock.
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- Ugh, Brittany,
you mean a 'train wreck.'
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- I do?
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- OMG, Brittany... Look
at how many views Blythe has!
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- Like, people actually
watch her? That is so wrong!
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- That does it, Brittany!
We need to do a vlog of our own
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and crush Blythe.
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- Plus we can make it
all about us,
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so our show will be, like,
a gift to the world...
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and stuff.
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- We, Whittany
and Brittany Biskit,
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will, like, totally dominate
the interwebs thingy.
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[laughs]
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- ¶¶ You think about
all the things ¶
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¶ That you love to do
It all comes true ¶
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¶ You find a place
you never knew ¶
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¶ Where you're happy to ¶
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¶ Just be you
We can be ¶
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¶ Who we wanna be ¶
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¶ At Littlest Pet Shop ¶
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¶ You and me
We can be ¶
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¶ Who we wanna be ¶
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¶ At Littlest Pet Shop ¶
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¶ You and me ¶¶
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[nose blowing]
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- Oh, don't mind me.
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I'm fighting off
a cold and I read
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that eating raw onions
is good for that.
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[sneezing]
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Although,
I'm not sure
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what's worse,
the cold
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or the onion
side effects.
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[sobbing]
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[sobbing]
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[sobbing]
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- I wonder
what's wrong?
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- I dunno. Something bad
must've happened
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to Penny Ling
over the weekend.
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- Oh, hi,
everybody!
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- So, Penny Ling,
how was your weekend?
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- Great!
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Generally chilled out.
Ate some bamboo.
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Did some frolicking.
Found out
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my owner and I
are moving away.
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- [all]: Moving away?!
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- No, what I meant was-
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- That explains why
Mrs. Twombly was crying!
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- Yes! Our
adorable panda
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is leaving Littlest
Pet Shop forever!
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- Forever?
That's terrible!
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- No. But you...
you don't understand!
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Oh, guess I'll have to wait
until everyone settles down.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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If I were moving away,
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it's nice to see how much
everyone would miss me.
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- [all]: Penny Ling
is moving away!
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- Well, I would say
our best features would be,
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like, our everythings, eyes,
hair, barely visible noses--
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- Don't forget our teeny
tiny feet and, like,
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super large heads.
- I, like, have no idea
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how our pencil-thin necks
even hold them up!
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- [both]: Like, ow!
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- Should we go to
the phones, Whittany?
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- We totally should,
Brittany. Hello, caller.
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What is your name and
what do you think is our
best physical feature?
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- Wait. Only answer
the second question
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'cause we don't really care
what your name is.
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- Yeah, I just want to say that
your show blows major chunks,
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and if you want to see
how it's done right,
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you should tune into
Blythe Baxter's vlog,
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because that's where
you'll see how--
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- Oh, no! I think we just
had some techno-ecological
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difficulties and lost
the caller, Brittany.
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- Hello, next caller?
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- Hello, girls. I think
your best features
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are your mastery
of social media
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and your ground-breaking
ability to stay ahead
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of the advertising
curve!
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- Oh, Daddy!
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I have no idea what
you said, but it, like,
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sounds good.
- No, I'm serious.
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So serious, in fact,
I can see myself
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increasing your allowance
if you end up attracting
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a lot of viewers.
- Really?!
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- Hold on.
What's the catch?
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- Let's just say I wouldn't mind
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if you dropped in
the occasional commercial for...
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¶ Largest Ever Pet Shop! ¶
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Deal?
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- [both]: Deal!
- Bye, Daddy!
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That allowance raise thingy
is, like, so already ours.
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- For sure. So,
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we're, like, done with
you for now, audience,
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but come back for
the next episode and make
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all of your friends watch,
too, right, Brittany?
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- Right, 'cause we want
more money and stuff. Ha! Ha!
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- [both]: Later!
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- Out of our way, François!
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- Like, I bet our view count is,
like, eleven-dy million already.
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- We had two viewers.
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- And one of them was Daddy!
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How can Blythe's dumb show
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be more popular than our
super-awesome show about us?
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- Blythe's bland looks
and dull personality
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must somehow come off
better on the interwebs
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than our amazing
beauty and stuff.
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- I hate the interwebs.
- Chill, Brit.
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We'll think of something
to get that allowance raise.
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- Think?
Do we have to?
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[sigh]
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- I, for one, am going
to miss Penny Ling's
over-abundance of cuteness.
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- I, for two, am going to miss
how she makes me laugh.
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- I, for three, am going to miss
her upbeat personality.
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- I... lost count.
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But I'm going to miss how
she'd keep me awake at naptime
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by chewing on bamboo.
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- But Vinnie, you always
told me that drove you crazy.
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- It did, but now that
you're leaving us forever...
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[sobbing]: ...I'm really
going to miss it!
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[sobbing]
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- Yeah, about the
'leaving you forever' thing...
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- Listen up,
everyone!
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I've taken the liberty
of jotting down a
list of fun things
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that Penny Ling
likes to do.
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The way I see it,
we should all do our best
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to make her final days here
as much fun as we can.
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- [all]: Yeah/Let's do it/
That would be really nice.
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- Now what were you about to say
about leaving us, Penny Ling?
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- Uh, well...
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Wow!
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Doing all the fun stuff
I want to do?
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That sounds wonderful!
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- Guys, you're not
gonna believe this!
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I was just invited to appear
on a hot new internet show.
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They're even sending a
limousine to pick me up later!
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- It doesn't say
the name of the show.
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- I know!
It's so super-exclusive
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that the producers
refuse to disclose the name.
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HOW COOL
IS THAT?!
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- Mademoiselle.
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- This is
a limousine?
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- Oui, mademoiselle.
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- I guess you can have a hot new
super-exclusive internet show
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and still be a cheapskate.
Have we met before?
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- Yes...
I mean - no.
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Forgive me, mademoiselle,
but our destination
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is so exclusive
that its location
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must be kept
absolutely secret.
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- Really? HOW
COOL IS THAT?!
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Huh? Whittany and Brittany?
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You have an internet show?
Wait...
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Francois fooled me AGAIN?!
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Argh! No offense, you two,
but there's not enough money
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in the world to get me
to appear on your vlogcast.
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- What's wrong, Blythe?
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Afraid that appearing
on our vlog-tastic show
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will make
your own vlogcast
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look totally trag?
- Tragic?!
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No one calls me tragic.
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- Pinecone. Pinecone.
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Who's got the pinecone?
1, 2, 3...
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4, 5, 6,
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7, 8.
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- How many more hours do we
have to play this boring game?
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- As long as Penny Ling
wants to.
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- Russell!
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- Right you are, Penny Ling!
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- Pinecone! Pinecone!
Who's got the pinecone?
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- So, Blythe,
why would anyone
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watch your
boring vlogcast
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over our really,
really exciting one?
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- I mean, our topics alone
are totes superiorical...
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[phone ringing]
- Hello, what do you want?
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- Uh, to talk
to Blythe.
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- Hello, what
do you want?
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- Hi, Blythe!
- Hi.
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- Hello,
what do you want?
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- Littlest Pet Shop! Littlest
Pet Shop! Littlest Pet Shop!
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Argh!
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- Okay, that
was disturbing!
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- Brittany, we're out of time
for this episode of our show.
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- You can,
like, go now.
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- Awesome. Later!
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- Well done, ladies.
- Out of our way, François!
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- Whittany, our view
count is way high!
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- Of course it is,
Brittany.
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Daddy is so going
to increase our allowance.
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Let's check out
the comments.
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'Smart move booking
Blythe on your show...'
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- 'Blythe rules...'
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- 'Blythe totally saved
your otherwise horrible show.
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Will be watching
as long as she's on it!'
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- Daddy is so not going
to increase our allowances!
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[impact]
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- Unless...
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- Blythe! Wait!
- [sighing]: What?
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- We were thinking
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that we'd like for you to
appear on our vlogcast again.
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- On account of how it'll make
you look good and stuff,
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to be seen
hanging out with us.
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- And I would like to have
my own tropical island
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where I could go
and forget this day,
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but that's not happening either!
[door slamming]
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- So is she going
to do it, or like... not?
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- NOT!
[door slamming]
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- Doesn't anyone else want some?
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- Thanks for offering, Sweetie,
but not all regional cuisines
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agree with my
delicate tum-tum.
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[masticating and swallowing]
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[sigh of satisfaction]
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- That had to be
one of the best meals
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I've ever eaten!
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But really, you pets have done
enough for cute little ol' me.
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- But we're going to miss
you, Penny Ling.
- A lot!
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- And we want to make
your last days with us
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as memorable
as possible.
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- Yeah, about that.
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I need to tell you-- Ah!
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- You can tell us
after you wake up.
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Right now, it's time
for you to take a nap.
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- Well, I am kinda sleepy.
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[yawning]
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[snoring]
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- We're going to miss you,
Penny Ling.
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- A lot!
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- And we want to make
your last days with us
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as memorable as possible.
245
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,382
- Your last days, days, days...
246
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,381
- [all]: Your last days!
247
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,223
Your last days!
248
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,019
Your last days, days, days...
249
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,223
[Wakes up with a start.]
- How was your nap, dear?
250
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,756
- [panting]:
Huh? Oh, good.
251
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,232
You're not scary
floating heads.
252
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,501
- Floating heads?
- I mean, great.
253
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,430
My nap was great.
Listen, everybody.
254
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,866
Like I started to say
before my nap,
255
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,112
there's something
I need to tell you.
256
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,508
- Penny Ling, it's time
for your favorite TV show.
257
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,751
- Pickle Babies?!
- That's right!
258
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,977
- [all]: Awwwww!
- Now, now.
259
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,383
We want to send
Penny Ling off right,
260
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,315
don't we?
261
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,791
- By the way, Penny Ling,
what were you about to tell us?
262
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:41,231
- Uhhh... It can wait
until after the show.
263
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,228
It's only a half-hour,
after all.
264
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,230
- Okay.
265
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,432
- Hi, everyone!
266
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,804
My guest today is my
sister, Brittany Biskit!
267
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,144
- Wait. I thought you
were going to be my guest.
268
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,410
- No, Brittany,
you're my guest.
269
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,378
- No, Whittany,
you're my guest.
270
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,077
- As if...
271
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,780
As much as I hate to admit it,
272
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,254
Blythe is the key to getting
us our allowance raised.
273
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,254
- Yeah... One of us
should just pretend
274
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,956
to be Blythe.
- Oh!
275
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,387
Brittany, hanging out with me
has finally rubbed-off.
276
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:18,334
Your idea is
totes brills!
277
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,971
- What did I say?
278
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,865
[knocking]
- Brittany, come out of there.
279
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,874
We've got a
vlogcast thingy to do.
280
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:34,376
- [yelling]: No!
I look hideous!
281
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,581
- Duh. You're wearing
a Blythe disguise.
282
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:40,123
Now come out of there so we
can get more money from Daddy.
283
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,554
- I like money.
284
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:43,816
- Me too.
285
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,130
Oh!
286
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,358
(laughs)
287
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,895
- You are being
288
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,370
totally uncool, Whittany.
- Come on, Brittany.
289
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,940
I'm only laughing because
you totally captured Blythe.
290
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,171
You are, like,
awesome.
291
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,176
- Thanks.
292
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,178
- So let me hear
how Blythe sounds.
293
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,350
(coughing)
294
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,120
- Whittany and Brittany,
you are so super-awesome
295
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,349
that I wish I was even halfway
296
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,155
as super-awesome as you are!
297
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,159
- OMG, Brittany.
298
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,461
That's perfect!
299
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,873
- Hello, everybody,
I'm Blythe Baxter
300
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,569
and I think everything
is wonderful.
301
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,071
I'm so happy
all of the time
302
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:38,884
because everything
is wonderfully wonderful!
303
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:42,009
- That's, like, 'wonderful,'
Blythe Baxter.
304
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,015
What do you think
of our vlogcast?
305
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,887
Brought to you by
Largest Ever Pet Shop.
306
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,387
Home of stuff for your
pet, and, like, stuff?
307
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,160
- It's wonderful!
308
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,028
So much better
309
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,297
than my vlog. In fact,
everyone should stop
310
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,327
watching my silly little show
311
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,432
and only watch yours!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
312
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,536
Ha! Ha! Ha!
313
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,668
- You are so very right,
Blythe Baxter.
314
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,675
By the way, Brittany
can't be here today
315
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,047
because she's got a gross
disease, or like, something.
316
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,117
- Whittany, I do not
have a gross disease!
317
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,577
- Ugh! Like, cut!
318
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,086
Brittany, you can't be you
while we're vlogcasting!
319
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,159
You have to be the
beast that is Blythe.
320
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,229
- But you don't know
how hard that is.
321
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,228
She's so, like, happy,
322
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,060
it hurts!
323
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,195
- But you have to keep doing it,
Blythe, I mean Brittany!
324
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,341
Look at all of the
viewers we're getting.
325
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,697
- The emojis hate us.
326
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,206
- But they're not
tuning out.
327
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,108
Argh!
328
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,510
That bigger allowance is
as good as ours if you keep,
329
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,114
like... suffering!
330
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,676
- [sighing]: Fine.
331
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:56,115
- ...and I like to sketch out
my designs first.
332
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,692
Kinda rough as you can see,
but it helps me.
333
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,962
Oh, it looks like
we've got a personal friend
334
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,632
of the show calling in.
Hi, Youngmee. What's up?
335
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,231
- Blythe, I strongly suggest
you tune in to the Biskit twins'
336
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,304
live feed,
right now!
337
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,143
You're gonna
wanna see this.
338
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,138
- Ohh-kay. Let's see
what they're doing over at-
339
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,542
- Yes, it's
true, Whittany.
340
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,545
I, Blythe Baxter,
341
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,547
can be super annoying,
but I hope
342
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,979
you and your wonderful
sister, who, by the way,
343
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,086
does not have
a gross disease,
344
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,259
can find it in your
hearts to, like,
345
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,257
forgive me.
346
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:37,159
- That's supposed to be me?!
347
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,563
Sorry, everybody,
348
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,566
but I gotta sign off
for now and deliver
349
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,738
a much needed message
in person.
350
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,209
¶¶¶
351
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,149
- A 'Pickle Babies'
marathon.
352
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,149
How'd we get
so lucky?
353
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,021
- At long last,
354
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,250
a much needed
commercial break.
355
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,785
I must go off and psych
myself up for the rest
of this marathon.
356
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,432
- It'd be really nice if someone
got me a bamboo smoothie.
357
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,599
- I will,
sweetie.
358
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,429
Oh, before I forget. What
was it you wanted to tell us?
359
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,496
- Oh... Yeah...
360
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,136
Well, um, you see,
it's about me moving.
361
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:27,253
- Ask her later, Zoe,
the show's back on!
362
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,321
- Thank you for
letting someone like me
363
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,650
get anywhere
near you.
364
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,256
- You're, like,
welcome,
365
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,559
Blythe Baxter.
[door slamming]
366
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,331
- Seriously? This is what
you think I look like?
367
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,301
- [both]: Huh, pretty much.
368
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,265
- I don't understand
why you're doing this
369
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,114
since you can't stand me.
370
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,109
- It's, like,
complicated, Blythe.
371
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,351
- Well, what I,
the real Blythe Baxter,
372
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,347
am about to say, isn't.
373
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,679
Knock it off!
374
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,753
- Fine! You have no idea
what a drag it was
375
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,756
pretending to be
such an annoyingly
376
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,158
nice and upbeat
person like you!
377
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,101
- So...
378
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,827
make sure you shop at
Largest Ever Pet Shop.
379
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,333
[phone ringing]
- Girls...
380
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,165
- Hi, Daddy.
381
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,370
- I called in to tell you
that I can't believe the depths
382
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,543
you two sank to drum up
business for yourselves
383
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,142
and score a raise
in your allowance.
384
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,545
Reminds me of myself
when I was a young man.
385
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,648
- So, like, does that mean
we're getting more allowance?
386
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,652
- Of course not!
387
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,494
I was intolerable
as a young man,
388
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,860
and just because you remind me
of me doesn't mean you'll reap
389
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,600
the benefits of
behaving like me...
390
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,127
or something
like that.
391
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,203
So, girls, due
to your behavior,
392
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,202
and due to the fact your
little escapade is costing me
393
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:01,244
a small fortune,
I regret to inform you
394
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,711
that your vlogcasting
days are over.
395
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,710
Fisher out!
396
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:09,582
- [both]: Awwwww, Daddyyyyyy...
397
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,422
- Hi, pets.
398
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,148
- [all, sad]: Hi, Blythe.
399
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,815
- Whoa. Why is everyone
so down in the dumps?
400
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,894
- Penny Ling's
owner is moving.
401
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,534
- I know that. But why are you
all so down in the dumps?
402
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,431
- Why? Because we're never
going to see her again,
403
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,433
that's why!
404
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,835
[all speaking simultaneously]
405
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,308
- Everyone, settle down!
406
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,707
Blythe isn't uncaring,
it's just that...
407
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,709
she knows
the truth.
408
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,781
- Truth?
What truth?
409
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,220
- My owner and I are
moving, alright, but...
410
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,817
just to a bigger apartment
in the... same building.
411
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,460
- [all]: What?/In the same
building?/What do you mean?
412
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,287
- I tried to tell you
when I first got here,
413
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,864
and then a bunch of times later,
but no one would listen.
414
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,204
And I have to admit,
I was really enjoying
415
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,201
all the attention I was getting.
416
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,203
Truth be told, you all
kinda take me for granted
417
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:10,305
on account I'm so sweet and nice
and quiet and well-mannered.
418
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,880
I felt so special all day,
and sometimes, a panda
419
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,849
just wants to feel special.
420
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,478
- Well, Penny Ling,
truth be told...
421
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,485
I actually enjoyed doing
all those things for you.
422
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,218
Isn't that right, guys,
I mean, it's been fun, right?
423
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,425
[all speaking simultaneously]
424
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,488
- Yeah, but,
truth be told...
425
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:33,556
I'm kinda done with
'Pickle Babies' for a while.
426
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,566
- Most definitely.
427
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,298
- I'm so sorry I mislead you,
428
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,644
but I want you all to know
it made me see how much
429
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,641
I really mean to you and...
430
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,884
how much you mean to me.
431
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,847
[sobbing]
432
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,722
- [sobbing]: Okay, everyone,
433
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,634
it's time to go home.
434
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,858
[sobbing loudly]
435
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,825
- I guess the bottom line
is that we're very happy
436
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,644
you're not moving
away, sweetie!
437
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,635
[all sobbing]
438
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,310
- Blythe, I do have
one request.
439
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,313
- What's that, Penny Ling?
440
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,346
- [sobbing]: Could you
please get Mrs. Twombly
441
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,652
to stop eating those onions?
442
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,885
[all sobbing]
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