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- Wow, that sign looks great!

- You know, Blythe, somebody should be in charge

of making sure the 'pet' portion of Pawristas Coffee

is up to the strictest pet standards.

I don't know who, but... somebody.

- Great idea. All yours, Russell.

- Oh, I didn't mean me.

But I do happen to have a fifty-point checklist handy.

Convince Blythe to put me in charge. 'Check.'

- Oh, Blythe, isn't that sign wonderful?

Ho! Ho! It perfectly captures the spirit

of new Pawristas Coffee.

- A place for pets and their owners to enjoy

yummy drinks and treats together.

- That baby has all the bells and whistles

a medium amount of money could buy.

[yelling]: Hit it, fellas!

- [both]: Ooooooooo.

- Well, that's one thing done...

and a million more to do.

So, Mrs. Twombly, when did you say the grand opening was?

- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

- Did I say, 'tomorrow'? But, but, but that's...

TOMORROW!

- You think about all the things

That you love to do It all comes true

You find a place you never knew

Where you're happy to

Just be you We can be

Who we wanna be

At Littlest Pet Shop

You and me We can be

Who we wanna be

At Littlest Pet Shop

You and me

- A little higher, Francois!

Higher!

Perfect!

Now don't move, Francois.

- Uh...

[sighs]

- We did it, Whittany. We're bowling

and tanning at the same time!

[coughing]

Daddy, you're blocking our sunlight!

- It would seem that you girls

sure have a lot of time on your hands!

Which is why your...

mother has decided you need to get out of the house

and apply for jobs.

- [both]: JOBS?!

- Wait... - [both]: MOTHER?

- Good morning, good morning

Good morning to you my sweet little angels

- Mother, where have you been the last three seasons?

- You mean summer, fall and winter?

Well, I've been in the east wing

with a dreadful headache since summer.

- I guess that makes sense.

- But here I am, my sweet-ums!

And I'm oh-so-happy you'll be applying for jobs.

It builds character.

And building character, you see

Can bring you happiness for free

- [both]: Mother!

- First of all, stop being so happy.

- And second of all, we don't need to apply

for job-thingies. - Yeah.

- Ah, but my morning doves,

have you heard that...

A job application a day

Keeps those frowny faces away

- [both]: MOTHER!

- Nice work, everybody.

At this rate, we'll be ready for tomorrow, no problem.

- If you hire me, I'll be the best employee

this button factory's ever seen.

- Uh... Madison,

this is a pawrista shop.

- Really?

I thought this was a button factory.

- Yeah.

We need a barista, or pawrista

as we're calling them, to make coffee.

But thanks for applying.

We'll, ah... let you know.

- What was that all about?

- Oh, just another under-qualified

pawrista applicant. How's everything going with you?

- Pretty good! We met a cat who's been living in the building for a while.

He says he'd like to help out around the shop.

- Ooh, dat's right,

chere.

Dah name's Fuzzy Gumbopaws

and I can be dah official pet food taster

'cause I do love me some food!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh...

- Hi, Fuzzy, I'm Blythe, and having a pet food taster

in the shop is a great idea.

- Well, you no is payin' me to loaf about.

Ha! Ha! You no is payin' me at awl!

But das-okay. [He smells.]

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Time to test dah new treats we got up in here.

- And I've still got lots of boxes to check.

Tell Pepper and Minka I've still got a lot of boxes to check...

Check. - [sighing]: Well, I was up all night

watching a 'Wacky Brothers' wacky marathon,

so time for me... [yawning]

to take a little nappy-poo.

- Time for me to get back to those applications.

- And time for me to do something.

Anything.

I CAN'T SIT STILL THIS LONG!

- Wow, check this place out!

I heard it was sway, but it's actually way sway!

Hi, Russell.

- I can't talk right now, Sugar Sprinkles.

- Sorry, my spikey little pal.

Maybe I can help with a fun little coffee ditty.

- As long as you compose it outside, I'm good.

- Hey thanks, compadré.

- Ah... Perfection!

Big check.

- Oooh,

dose look ripe for dah tastin'.

- Fuzzy! Don't!

Aaaahhh!

- Ha! Deeeeelicious!

- The Official Taster

may not be working out so well.

- When I get thirsty

And my mood is the worsty

Oh where, oh where am I to go?

A vacuum store? Don't make me snore

A bowling lane? No, that's just lame

But there is one very special place I know

In case my face

Is looking blue

I make a stop at Pawristas Coffee

Try something new Yeah it's Pawristas Coffee

Of dreams

Yeah it's Pawristas Coffee

Of dreams

- Oh, I hope we're ready.

But what if nobody comes?

What is that?

[She smells.] Coffee?

Ooooh! Where's that wonderful aroma coming from?

What in...?

[He smells.] - Wow! This pawrista shop

has a sign that puts out a delicious coffee smell!

After it opens, I'm gonna come here with you every day!

- A coffee scent to attract customers?

Must be an additional feature

they forgot to tell me about. Ha! Ha!

That sign is just full of surprises!

- Ugh! There's not one qualified applicant

for a pawrista. What are we gonna do?

[Door opening.] Huh?

- Yes, it's us, Blythe.

- Your sign smells good, bee-tee-dubz.

- Pawristas Coffee isn't open until tomorrow, girls.

- We know.

We're here to apply for job-thingies, or whatever.

- You're the only place hiring in this whole town.

- You want to apply for a job?

Here?

- Ugh, that's right, Blythe. - Don't make us say it twice.

- I don't understand this,

but... okay. Do you have a resumé?

- A... what?

- A resumé? - Speak English, Blythe.

- It's a list of jobs you've had?

- [Both]: Oh...

- You mean a resume.

- Yeah...

A resume.

- Our resumes, like... don't exist.

- Ok, that might be a problem.

- I wrote,

'You're lame.' How's that for a resume?

- Why do you even want to work here anyway?

- We don't!

- Our mom is making us. - You have a mom?

- Yeah... She's totally been in our house this whole time.

- Don't, like, think about it too hard and it makes sense.

- Oooo-kay. So, if I'm going to sum this up:

You have no skills, no job experience,

and no abilities whatsoever.

- You say that like it's a bad thing.

- We will let you know.

Thanks for coming in.

- Whatever. Come on, Brittany,

let's go home and like, make our own coffee...

with our own Espresso-nator 9000

Coffee Blaster.

[He smells.] - Mmm.

Did Fuzzy taste dese already? - YES!!

Yes, Fuzzy, you tasted those! Please, move on.

- Ooh, dat's right, dat's right.

But I didn't taste dis one. - NO!

Hey, whaddaya know?

It didn't fall.

Oh, no.

Whyyyyyy?

- Mrs. Twombly, I don't know how we're going to find

a good pawrista by tomorrow. - Oh,

I'm sorry you're having trouble, dear.

On the bright side, I just discovered something

that amazing sign does to bring in customers.

It puts out steam that smells

like delicious coffee! [She smells.]

- Uh, no, it doesn't. - Must be on the fritz.

Oh dear, yet another problem.

- Yep, it's definitely steamless.

- Mrs. Twombly has enough to worry about

without that sign going on the fritz.

- Hey, maybe it's just a loose wire.

I should climb up there and see what's the what.

- Well, please be extra, extra careful.

- It can't be any more dangerous up there than it is down here

with Fuzzy Gumbopaws.

I finally had to hide those dog biscuits in the back room behind a bunch of coffee.

Huh?!

[yawning]

Pepper!

- Ah! I wasn't asleep!

I was cleaning the sign!

In my dreams, I was cleaning it,

but that counts, right? - No time for excuses.

Need to figure out why this sign stopped emitting a coffee scent.

- I've been up here all day and I didn't notice it emitting

any coffee scent. It must've been something else.

Now what could emit an odor like that?

Some sort of animal? A smell-cat?

- Pepper, IT WAS YOU!

- ME?! Huh. Who-da thunk? - Pepper,

you've got to make that scent again.

A successful opening of Pawristas Coffee depends on it!

[swallowing]

- Well, that's all of the applications,

Mrs. Twombly, and not a single good candidate

in the bunch. - Oooh...

This person sounds promising.

'Yourel Amé.'

She sounds French.

- Mrs. Twombly, it says,

'You're Lame.'

- 'You're Lame?' That sounds more Russian than French.

- Oh, it's just a mean joke by the Biskit twins.

- Well, how were they? - The worst!

Although, they do know how to operate

the Espresso-nator 9000 Coffee Blaster.

- We're down to the wire, Blythe.

That just might be good enough for me.

- Fisher, I just think a blue tie

would bring a sprinkling of merriment to your wardrobe.

- But Eliza,

I always wear fuchsia.

- A dash of color around your neck

Begins to feel a bit correct

And it's true, the color blue

Brings out your eyes

Oh my! With a tie

This siiiiize-- - Eliiiiiiza!

Please!

[sighing]: I'll wear blue!

Just stop with all the singing and happiness!

- Huh, mother! Guess what?

We got job-thingies at the new pawrista shop!

We're so awesome, they were like, 'You're awesome.'

- It feels awesome when people know you're awesome.

- How wonderful!

Now, you know what it's like to apply yourself.

Lesson learned.

Now tell that pawrista shop you won't be taking the job.

- What?

- But they think we're awesome.

- This was just about acing the interview.

You're Biskits. You don't 'do' work.

- But we were kinda getting totes excited to work there.

- Because they did say that we're like...

awesome. - Which is like...

awesome. - Building character is fun

But now your job is done

So if you want to hear-- - MOTHER!

STOP! WE WON'T TAKE THE JOB!

- Oooo! I got it! I got it!

I don't got it. - Gym socks?

- Moldy taco. - Ah, yes.

Russell, did you find a loose wire in the coffee mug?

- I sure did. Pepper made the scent.

- Okay. Pepper, just make it again.

- Shya! No problem. - Good.

I'd better go check on things.

- No problem?!

Well, don't just sit there trying to make the scent!

MAKE THE SCENT!

'Encourage Pepper'. Check.

- Wonderful, you're here!

We don't have much time, so if you girls will come

with me... - But- Ah!

- Save all your questions until the end, please.

As new employees, there are several rules and regulations

we must go over. A clean workplace

is a happy workplace. All employees

must wash their hands before returning to work.

Be nice to your fellow pawristas.

That's you. Any questions?

- Yeah, like, we can't-- - That was a trick question.

There's no time for questions. - Aaaah!

- Now, time to practice. Ready? - No.

- Good! Make me a double- triple-double-double-

triple-double-triple- triple latté.

- We're not gonna, like, work here.

- You can't work here?

- Yah. It's not like we nailed the job interview thingie,

and now we're totes secretly sad or whatever.

- Totes not secretly sad. - Deal with it.

- You were our last hope.

What are we going to do?

- Fuzzy Gumbopaws, what are you doing?!

[explosion]

- Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dé-lee-cious!

- Ugh! Coffee grounds!

- Well, Pepper, have you made any progress?

- No. I've been wrackin' my brainbox all night,

and I just can't remember how I made that delicious coffee scent!

- Well, the grand opening is in twenty minutes,

so we're gonna have to figure this out.

- Ooh, what's goin' on up in here?

- Fuzzy, please leave before you destroy something.

- Ol' Fuzzy just thought

maybe he could help, since he saw this here polecat

climb in dah cup yesterday.

- You did? What happened after that?

- Well, after this one climbs in here,

down dere dat sweet little kitty

with dat mini bass fiddle starts singin'.

- [both]: Sugar Sprinkles!

- Your song lulled Pepper into a dreamy sleep

while she was inside the sign's mug,

and that's when she emitted her delicious coffee scent.

All because of that song!

- Wow, my songs are amazing!

- That's true, so, if you please...

- Okay, here goes.

Skibeedaweee bow-bow

Coffee dum dah dum

La la la coffee

- Anything yet, Pepper?

- Nothing!

- Sugar Sprinkles, are you playing the right song?

- I don't know. I was just riffin' yesterday.

Feelin' the groove and jammin' out on the rhythms of life.

- Ugh!

What are we going to do?! - You're gonna need me,

dat's what. - Oh, ya!

I was totally feelin' his kitty vibes

when I saw his cute round tummy.

- Ha! Ha! Ha! - You're right, Fuzzy.

We do need you.

- Haha! Ol' Fuzzy 's

got two jobs now.

- Well, Sugar Sprinkles, be inspired!

- Oh yeah, look at his big ol' tum-tum.

- Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dat dere tickles.

- I GOT IT!

When I get thirsty

And my mood is the worsty

Oh where, oh where am I to go?

A vacuum store? Don't make me snore

A bowling lane? No, that's just lame. But there is

One very special place I know

In case my face is looking blue

I make a stop at Pawristas Coffee

Try something new

Yeah, it's Pawristas

Coffee of dreams

Yeah it's Pawristas Coffee of dreams

[He smells.]

- Hey, everybody.

That coffee smells delicious!

Let's go inside!

- Could you say your order one more time?

- Oh. I said,

I'd like a triple espresso mocha double nonfat caramel latté.

- You can do this, Madison.

Even though you may not have been my first choice,

I believe in you.

- I've been training all week... - Good.

- ...to make buttons.

[sigh of anger]

- Like, what in the world is taking so long?

- We've been waiting for, like, minutes now.

- It'd be easier to just make our drinks

ourselves! - Totes magotes.

- Ulp!

[clinking]

- See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

- You two are awesome pawristas.

- True, but we're still not gonna work at this silly shop.

- Well, maybe just for, like...

today to prove we're as awesome as you said we are.

- Fair enough.

- [both]: NEXT!

- I don't know what's come over our girls.

- I don't know either, but...

I love their brew It's true

Don't you? - Ugh, yes, my love.

- Congratulations, Mrs. Twombly.

It's a wonderful grand opening.

- Thank you for being there for me.

You're a shining star of optimism, Blythe,

and I love you for it.

Now,

I'm going to go get myself a cup of Pawrista!

- Blythe.

How long does Pepper have to snooze in that sign?

- Oh, just a few more hours.

Once everybody realizes how great the shop is,

we won't need her coffee scent to attract customers.

But until then...

- In case my face

Is looking blue, I make a stop

At Pawristas Coffee, try something new

Yeah, it's Pawristas coffee of dreams

Yeah, it's Pawristas coffee of dreams