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You're watching
The Insect Channel:
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making viewers itchy
since 2005.
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¶ [fanfare] ¶
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
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The Renaissance Fair is back
for another limited stay
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at Downtown City Park.
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Ye olde arts, crafts, music, fun
and a fully immersive experience
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that is the closest you'll
ever come to medieval times
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without actually
contracting the plague!
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And while at the fair,
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don't forget to feast on one of
our king-sized tofu turkey legs,
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'The Royal Henry'!
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Gobble, Gobble!
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Ah! Will you look at that!
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[slurp]
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I can almost taste you.
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Uh, Vinnie?
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Oh. I'm licking the
TV again, aren't I?
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Yes.
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So come to the fair and travel
back in time, the medieval way!
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I really want to go to that
more than anything on Earth,
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Middle or otherwise.
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But I bet they
don't welcome pets.
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TV: And as an added bonus,
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the Renaissance Fair
now welcomes pets!
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I'm going!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, count us in!
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Indeed. We would very much
like to eat a 'Royal Henry'.
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Heh heh! Or twelve!
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Gobble Gobble!
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Haw haw haw! Hee hee hee!
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Now we just need to convince
someone to take us.
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Well, I know the perfect
'maiden' for such a quest.
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¶ You think about all the things ¶
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¶ That you love to do ¶
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¶ It all comes true ¶
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¶ You find a place you never knew ¶
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¶ Where you're happy to ¶
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¶ Just be you! ¶
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¶ We can be [yeah] ¶
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¶ Who we want to be [yeah] ¶
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¶ At littlest pet shop ¶
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¶ You and me ¶ We can be [yeah] ¶
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¶ Who we want to be [yeah] ¶
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¶ At littlest pet shop ¶
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¶ You and me ¶
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Thanks for coming with us to
the Renaissance Fair, Youngmee.
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The pets convinced
me I'd love it!
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And I know you'll love it too!
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I don't know...
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Have I ever told you
about my inexplicable fear
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of jester hats?
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Uh, no, but...really?
They're so cute and jingly.
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Jingly... [shiver]
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¶ [harp flourish] ¶
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Oh, Sir Hedge, thank
you for saving me
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from the clutches of that
fire-breathing dragon.
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'Tis not a bother,
fair Maiden Penny Ling.
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As the sworn protector
of this realm,
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it is my duty to
help the helpless.
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To empower the powerless.
To save the...uh..
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Saveless?
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That'll work. Ah-ha,
look'est anon!
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If it isn't my dutiful
and noble compatriots,
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the Duke of Sunil and
the Baron Von Vincent.
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Good morrow, kind sirs.
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A good morrow indeed!
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And now, onward to save more
pathetic wretches in peril.
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No offense, fair maiden.
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None taken.
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Huzzah!
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[sigh]
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Yummers. I can almost taste
those 'Royal Henrys' now.
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I skipped lunch just so
I'll be good and hungry.
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Yes. I too cannot wait. This
is going to be such fun.
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Isn't that right, Russell?
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Verily, Duke of Sunil. Verily.
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Did he just call me 'Duke'?
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I thought he called
you 'verily'.
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OK, everybody, we're here!
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Wow, the costumes are amazing!
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Yes, they're very nice. I
just don't want to see a-
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Good morrow, fair maidens!
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[scream]
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Welcome to the Downtown
City Renaissance Fair.
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Forsooth, I knoweth
not your names.
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Um...I am Lady
Blythe. And this is...
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...Lady I'm-Not-Staying.
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Well, I guess I could hang
around for a little bit longer.
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HUZZAH!
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HUZZAH!
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Are they going to
yell that a lot?
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I'll say, 'yes'.
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[clang]
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Lady Blythe and Lady
I'm-Not-Staying,
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I must deliver sorrowful news.
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Is there any way you
could take off your hat
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before delivering it?
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As you wish, M'lady.
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[teeth chattering]
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So why can't we enter?
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Alas, pets are not permitted
within the main area
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of the fairgrounds.
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What did he say?
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But the TV commercial said
that pets were welcomed.
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Aye. 'Tis in fact
true, Lady Blythe,
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but they're only welcomed
in 'Ye Olde Pet Zone.'
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[yawn]
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[clatter]
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[groan]
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But do not distress,
young damsels;
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they will be well cared for. Off
to 'Ye Olde Pet Zone' we go.
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¶ [flute] ¶
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So, I'm guessing this
means we follow him?
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It would appear so.
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[moan]
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Don't worry; I'll bring you
back some 'Royal Henrys'!
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So, it's not exactly
what we were expecting.
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But it has its own...
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Baaaaa!
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...charm?
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Not the word I
was thinking of.
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Well, Blythe said
she'd be back soon,
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so in the meantime, maybe
we can have some fun.
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[British accent] Did I hear someone say 'fun'?
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Good morrow, friends.
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They callest me, Shakespeare.
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I am the resident
'ac-tour' in this realm.
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Three-years studied in the
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Bestminster Kennel Club
Repertory Company.
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But you may have
seen my work in the
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'Shakespeare in the Dog
Park' performance of...
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'Oh, Fellow!' I played 'Fellow'.
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I missed it.
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I didn't miss
it at all.
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Tis a shame. The critics said
I really chewed up the scenery
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in that one. It was delicious!
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Oh, look, there's
a concession stand.
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Let's see if we can
score us some grub
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until our 'Royal Henrys'
get here. Whoo hoo!
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This place is actually
kind of fun...
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as long as I don't focus
on the... you-know-whats.
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Hey, let's get a selfie to
remember this moment by.
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OK.
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HEY!
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[frightened whimper]
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Hey, give that back! I'm not
eligible for an upgrade yet.
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Magical instruments of Merlin
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are not permitted
in this kingdom!
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Um, apologies, good sir knight.
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If thou'st give'th back'eth
yon instrument of Merlin,
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we doth promise not to use it
to cast any black spells anon.
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Forsooth and so on.
Know what I'm saying?
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Whoa. That was pretty
impressive, Blythe.
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What can I say? I have
a way with knights.
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'Ye Olde Kibble Stand'.
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Do you call the kibble
'Ye Olde' just for effect?
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Nay. The kibble is really old.
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I'll pass.
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Guess we'll just have
to wait for Blythe
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to bring us our 'Royal Henrys'.
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[stomach growls]
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You said a mouthful, stomach.
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Ugh! I know this
is the 'pet area',
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but there's a whole big
Ren Fair out there...
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And I will not allow my
friends to hunger any longer!
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[British accent]
Besides, did we not come here
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for some medieval
fun and adventure?
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Yes, we did!
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Then it is medieval fun and
adventure we shall have!
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We're going to
the real Ren Fair.
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Why are we hiding
behind this barrel?
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So we aren't spotted
by the guards
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as we make our jump
over yon castle wall.
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You do know it's more
of a broken fence
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than a castle wall, don't you?
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Yeah. And there's
like four sections
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that are completely missing.
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HAZZZAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Pole vault. Ha-ha!
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Stylish landing. Ha-ha!
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Security here is terrible. We
just walked right out the gate.
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Yes. I believe it
was harder to get in.
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I bid you, do you smell that?
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[sniff]
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'Royal Henrys'!
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Baron Von Vincent! Duke
of Sunil! Come back!
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[splat]
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Huzzah! I soaketh the bloketh!
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Whoa, Youngmee.
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You're really getting into this
whole Ren Fair experience,
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aren't you?
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I find if I keep myself busy,
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I don't think so much about
the... terrifying toppers.
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Wow, if I'd known how
severe your aversion was,
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I definitely wouldn't
have brought you here.
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No worries. It's about
time I conquer my fear.
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[shiver]
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I think.
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Let's go check out the 'Ye
Olde Medieval Garb' booth
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for some medieval garbs.
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¶¶
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Lords and ladies, let's
doth put your hands together
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for the musical stylings
of the 'Midnight Luters'.
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Hey, Blythe, I think the
boy in the green tights
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and playing the lute
back there is Josh Sharp.
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Who-to-the-what now?
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No. Couldn't be. I
mean, seriously...
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What would an ultra-cool
guy like Josh be doing
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playing the lute at a Ren Fair?
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Yeah... I guess you're right.
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But can you imagine if
Josh saw me in this get-up?
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That would be beyond
embarrassing.
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C'mon, Youngmee, let's
go soak some more blokes.
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Huzzah!
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[crash]
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¶¶
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Look! There's one!
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¶¶
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Huzzah, good sir, I'll take one
of your finest 'Royal Henrys'.
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Hello?
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It appears to be closed.
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Closed? Is this some
kind of sick joke?
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[stomach growls]
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Yes, stomach, that's exactly
what I'm trying to find out.
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There must be an open
'Royal Henry' stand
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around here somewhere.
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Well, what are we waiting
for? Let the quest begin!
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[stomach growls]
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¶¶
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[crash]
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[stomach growls]
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Ugh! I can't believe it! We've
been everywhere in this fair
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and there's not a single
'Royal Henry' to be found!
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Well, look on the bright side:
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At least we're not in
'Ye Olde Pet Zone'.
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[clang clang]
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Omph!
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'At least we're not in 'Ye
Olde Pet Zone'... SHEESH!
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Pst. Hey! Word at the fair is
that you pets want to know
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where to get some
'Royal Henrys'.
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Shivers!
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Shhh! I'm not comfortable
speaking out here in the open.
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Lord Twigg has
scouts everywhere.
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Lord Twigg?
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Don't say that
name! Come with me.
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Announcer: Attention! The
'Midnight Luters' will be
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strolling through the realm for
your listening pleasure.
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Tipping is appreciated.
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Blythe! 'Ye Olde
Soothsayer' just told me
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that we're going to have a
big surprise in our future.
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A big surprise? I wonder
what that could be.
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I think I know. Look!
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¶¶
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00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:17,926
Zounds! It's Josh Sharpe!
It was him we saw earlier.
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Wow, that soothsayer is good!
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I can't let him see me
here, dressed like this!
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We have to get out of here
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before something
terrible happens.
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What's going on, Shivers?
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Yes. Why do you
look so troubled?
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Every year, I have looked
forward to the Ren Fair.
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But not anymore.
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Because, now a big mean guy
rules over Pet Ren Fair
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and its pet-sants. A
beaver named Lord Twigg.
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Lord Twigg?
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Don't say that name!
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He sits on his Throne of
Sticks forcing the pet-sants
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to bring him all the
fair's 'Royal Henrys'!
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That monster!
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[stomach growls]
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Right, a monster.
That's what I said.
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Lord Twigg must be stopped.
Shivers, I promise
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that my fellow 'Knights of
the Round Pet Dish' and I
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will defeat Lord Twigg
and free the pet-sants
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from his steely grip.
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'Knights of the Round Pet Dish'?
What is Russell talking about?
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Shivers, where can I
find this Lord Twigg?
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On his 'Throne of Sticks',
where he always is.
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00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,296
I would like you to take me
to him straight away. Huzzah.
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[galloping hooves sound]
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Can we get something
to eat first?
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I'm really hungry!
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[stomach growls]
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I know, stomach.
Get off my back!
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I mean... stomach.
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Blythe, wait up!
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[gasp] You have
got to be kidding.
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UGH! If Josh sees me in
all my Ren Fair glory,
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he'll never think
I'm cool enough
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to be the girl of his dreams.
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Blythe, you're
forgetting the fact
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that Josh is also
at the Ren Fair.
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And he's wearing green
tights and playing a lute!
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Hey, you're right.
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00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:23,124
What am I so worried about?
Josh is here at a Ren Fair!
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Who knew he was into nerd stuff?
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Who knew he owned a pair
of tights and a lute?
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[giggle]
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Actually, it's all
pretty cool! Hi, Josh!
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[music stops abruptly]
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Blythe?
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Huzzah!
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¶¶
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There it is: The Throne of
Sticks. Home of Lord Twigg.
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Hey, who are youse guys?
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We demand to see Lord Twigg!
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Yeah? Well, Lord Twigg
don't like no visitors.
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Tell him that Sir Hedge and his
'Knights of the Round Pet Dish'
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are here to release
his evil grip
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on the pet-sants of the park.
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Uh...OK.
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¶¶
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Hey, boss, there's
someone here to see youse.
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A Sir Madge, or somethin'...or
somethin' or other.
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Boys, you know I don't care
for visitors at dinnertime.
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[gasp] He's eating
a 'Royal Henry'.
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[stomach growl]
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Uh, Mr. Lord Twigg, can
I have a little bite
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of your 'Royal Henry'?
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You see? Dis is why I don't
like visitors at dinnertime.
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No, you can't have a bite!
I don't even know you!
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Lord Twigg, I demand you release
your grip on the animals
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of this realm and return
all of the 'Royal Henry's'
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to their booths, or
face the consequences.
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00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,720
Now, I don't know
what youse just said
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because dat was a lot
of weird words in there,
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but it sounded like a threat.
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So boys?
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00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:17,101
Take dese pet-sants back
to 'Ye Olde Weirdo Town'!
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You haven't seen the last of us.
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[crash]
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Perhaps we should just go
back and wait for Blythe.
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00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,277
Yeah. And maybe we can grab a
delicious smoothie on the way.
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Thanks for your nice, but
completely unsuccessful attempt
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to dethrone Lord Twigg.
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00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,185
Shivers, I made you a promise
that I intend to keep.
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We will defeat Lord Twigg for
all things just and good.
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Am I right, sir knights?
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Do you come here often?
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00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,234
First time. It's fun.
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It is. 'Ren-fairing' is
one of my guilty pleasures
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that I keep secret.
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00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,435
But you probably don't know
anything about that, do you?
352
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,512
Actually, I know
exactly what it's like
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to have a 'secret
part' of your life.
354
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,677
And, don't worry Josh, your
secret's safe with us.
355
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,654
Hey, what do you say we go grab
a couple of 'Royal Henrys'?
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00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,794
Great idea.
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00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:14,728
¶¶
358
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,127
OK, we'll use the
element of surprise
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00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,530
to take out those frogs,
360
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,871
then we'll capture
the Throne of Sticks.
361
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,867
Do you both understand the plan?
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00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,639
[stomach growl]
363
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,537
I knew we should've
gotten a smoothie first.
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00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,810
HUZZAH!
365
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:35,853
Mmmm. These things
are delicious.
366
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:39,319
Good thing I've got a
year's worth stashed away
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00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,149
right here in my throne.
368
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:46,285
You have a year's worth of
'Royal Henrys' in your throne?
369
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,432
Wha? Huh?
370
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,698
Vinnie, didn't I hear you
say that you're hungry?
371
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:55,128
About a million
times. I'm starving!
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00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,135
Well, I know exactly
where to find a big supply
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of 'Royal Henrys'.
374
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,413
Whoa!
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00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:12,447
¶¶
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00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,722
[rumbling]
377
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,890
[explosion]
378
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,534
Lord Twigg, your reign
of terror is over!
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00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:27,469
I'll get you for this, Sir
Madge, or whatever your name is!
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00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,907
The name is Sir
Hedge of Russellton!
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00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,908
All hail, Sir
Hedge of Russelton,
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00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:42,450
champion of everything!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
383
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,678
Wow, Russell, you
are truly a hero.
384
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:50,215
What you did was incredibly
brave and very dangerous.
385
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:55,263
[whimper] Dangerous?
386
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,191
Aaaah!
387
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,426
[thud]
388
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,860
Attention, citizens
of the realm.
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00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:04,736
Downtown City Renaissance Fair
will be closing in ten minutes.
390
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,707
Oh, no! We have to get
back to 'Ye Olde Pet Zone'.
391
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,867
Blythe will be waiting!
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00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,611
Just a few 'Royal
Henrys' for the road.
393
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,789
Well, Blythe, it
took me all day,
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00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,288
but I think I finally conquered
my fear of jester hats.
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00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,391
Check it out.
396
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,794
That's awesome, Youngmee.
397
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,356
I'm really glad we
came to the Ren Fair.
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00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,625
Not only because we had
fun and I was inspired
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00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,274
by a lot of great
costume designs.
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00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,840
But also because I got to see
Josh in a whole new light.
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00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,470
And now I don't feel so
nervous around him anymore.
402
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,836
Huzzah!
403
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,544
[laugh]
404
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,418
Hi, pets! Hope being stuck
behind this fence all day
405
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,717
wasn't too boring.
406
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,349
Actually, it was
quite an adventure.
407
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,915
Well, that's good.
408
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,563
Unfortunately, I couldn't
find any 'Royal Henrys'.
409
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,560
The whole fair was sold out.
410
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,302
[gasp] You don't say.
411
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:09,798
No worries, Blythe.
Ugh. We're good.
412
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:12,865
[burp]
413
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,970
Was he like that
when we left him?
414
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:21,506
¶¶
415
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,584
Thank you, Sir
Hedge of Russellton!
416
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,894
¶¶
417
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,587
Sir Hedge of Russellton?
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