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[ dance music plays ] [ creak! Snap! ] [ creak! Snap! ]

[ creak! Snap! ] [ creak! Snap! ] [ whip! ]

[ creak! Snap! ] [ whip! ] [ clink! ]

[ whip! ] [ clink! ] let's do this.

[ clink! ] let's do this. [ sproing! ]

Let's do this. [ sproing! ] bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!

[ sproing! ] bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! [ creak! ]

Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! [ creak! ] ahhhhhh.

[ creak! ] ahhhhhh. Happy -- sad.

Ahhhhhh. Happy -- sad. Happy -- sad.

Happy -- sad. Happy -- sad. Happy -- sad.

Happy -- sad. Happy -- sad. Open, shut, open, shut, open,

Happy -- sad. Open, shut, open, shut, open, shut, open, shut.

Open, shut, open, shut, open, shut, open, shut. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,

Shut, open, shut. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep!

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

Yep, yep! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! Whoo! Whoo!

Nope, nope, nope! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo! Pbht!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo! Pbht! [ panting ]

Pbht! [ panting ] [ poink! ]

[ panting ] [ poink! ] [ whoosh! ]

[ poink! ] [ whoosh! ] [ whip! Whip! Whip! ]

[ whoosh! ] [ whip! Whip! Whip! ] [ bonk! Honk! Zing! ]

[ whip! Whip! Whip! ] [ bonk! Honk! Zing! ] [ babbles, laughs ]

[ bonk! Honk! Zing! ] [ babbles, laughs ] [ whip! ]

[ babbles, laughs ] [ whip! ] nailed it!

[ whip! ] nailed it! ¶ my little pony

Nailed it! ¶ my little pony ¶ my little pony

¶ my little pony ¶ my little pony ¶ ah-ah-ah-ah

¶ my little pony ¶ ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ my little pony

¶ ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ my little pony ¶ I used to wonder what

¶ my little pony ¶ I used to wonder what friendship could be ¶

¶ I used to wonder what friendship could be ¶ ¶ my little pony

Friendship could be ¶ ¶ my little pony ¶ until you all shared its

¶ my little pony ¶ until you all shared its magic with me ¶

¶ until you all shared its magic with me ¶ ¶ big adventure

Magic with me ¶ ¶ big adventure ¶ tons of fun

¶ big adventure ¶ tons of fun ¶ a beautiful heart faithful

¶ tons of fun ¶ a beautiful heart faithful and strong ¶

And strong ¶ ¶ sharing kindness

¶ sharing kindness ¶ it's an easy feat

¶ it's an easy feat ¶ and magic makes it all

¶ and magic makes it all complete ¶

Complete ¶ ¶ yeah, my little pony

¶ do you know you're all my very

Best friends? ¶

[ rooster crows ]

Morning, daisy jo.

Here to pick up some cookies to

Go with your milk?

Oh, yeah, pinkie, dontcha

Know?

Well, mrs. Cake just made a

Fresh batch of your favorite

Oatmeal.

Moo! Sounds delightful!

Oh, rose, your calla lilies look even better than last year. I bet you'll take first prize in

Look even better than last year. I bet you'll take first prize in the flower show again.

I bet you'll take first prize in the flower show again. Thanks, pinkie.

The flower show again. Thanks, pinkie. Would you like one?

Thanks, pinkie. Would you like one? Absolutely.

Would you like one? Absolutely. [ chomp! ]

Absolutely. [ chomp! ] [ sproing! Whip! ]

[ chomp! ] [ sproing! Whip! ] lookin' fit as a fiddle,

[ sproing! Whip! ] lookin' fit as a fiddle, mr. Waddle, and you're wearing

Lookin' fit as a fiddle, mr. Waddle, and you're wearing my favorite tie!

Mr. Waddle, and you're wearing my favorite tie! Aw, shucks, miss pinkie, you

My favorite tie! Aw, shucks, miss pinkie, you flatterer, you.

Aw, shucks, miss pinkie, you flatterer, you. Well, happy birthday,

Flatterer, you. Well, happy birthday, cheerilee.

Well, happy birthday, cheerilee. Thank you, pinkie.

Cheerilee. Thank you, pinkie. Happy day after your

Thank you, pinkie. Happy day after your birthday, zecora.

Happy day after your birthday, zecora. What a lovely "hi,"

Birthday, zecora. What a lovely "hi," miss pinkie pie.

What a lovely "hi," miss pinkie pie. And, miss matilda, happy

Miss pinkie pie. And, miss matilda, happy birthday to you...

And, miss matilda, happy birthday to you... In 132 days!

Birthday to you... In 132 days! Pinkie pie, how do you

In 132 days! Pinkie pie, how do you remember everything about

Pinkie pie, how do you remember everything about everypony?

Remember everything about everypony? 'cause everypony's my friend,

Everypony? 'cause everypony's my friend, and I love to see my friends

'cause everypony's my friend, and I love to see my friends smile!

And I love to see my friends smile! ¶ my name is pinkie pie

Smile! ¶ my name is pinkie pie hello!

¶ my name is pinkie pie hello! ¶ and I am here to say

Hello! ¶ and I am here to say how you doin'?

¶ and I am here to say how you doin'? ¶ I'm gonna make you smile, and

How you doin'? ¶ I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your da-a-y ¶

¶ I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your da-a-y ¶ ¶ it doesn't matter now

I will brighten up your da-a-y ¶ ¶ it doesn't matter now what's up?

¶ it doesn't matter now what's up? ¶ if you are sad or blue

What's up? ¶ if you are sad or blue howdy!

¶ if you are sad or blue howdy! ¶ 'cause cheering up my friends

Howdy! ¶ 'cause cheering up my friends is just what pinkie's here to

¶ 'cause cheering up my friends is just what pinkie's here to do ¶

Is just what pinkie's here to do ¶ ¶ 'cause I love to make you

Do ¶ ¶ 'cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ 'cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ yes, I do

Smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ yes, I do ¶ it fills my heart with

¶ yes, I do ¶ it fills my heart with sunshine all the while ¶

¶ it fills my heart with sunshine all the while ¶ ¶ yes, it does

Sunshine all the while ¶ ¶ yes, it does ¶ 'cause all I really need's

¶ yes, it does ¶ 'cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ 'cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of

A smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶

¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶ ¶ I like to see you grin

Mine ¶ ¶ I like to see you grin awesome!

¶ I like to see you grin awesome! ¶ I love to see you beam

Awesome! ¶ I love to see you beam rock on!

¶ I love to see you beam rock on! ¶ the corners of your mouth

Rock on! ¶ the corners of your mouth turned up is always pinkie's

¶ the corners of your mouth turned up is always pinkie's dream ¶

Turned up is always pinkie's dream ¶ hoof-bump!

Dream ¶ hoof-bump! ¶ but if you're kind of worried

Hoof-bump! ¶ but if you're kind of worried and your face is made of

¶ but if you're kind of worried and your face is made of frowns ¶

And your face is made of frowns ¶ ¶ I'll work real hard and do my

Frowns ¶ ¶ I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown

¶ I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down ¶

Best to turn that sad frown upside down ¶ ¶ because I love to make you

Upside down ¶ ¶ because I love to make you grin, grin, grin ¶

¶ because I love to make you grin, grin, grin ¶ ¶ yes, I do

Grin, grin, grin ¶ ¶ yes, I do ¶ bust it out from ear to ear

¶ yes, I do ¶ bust it out from ear to ear ¶ let it begin

¶ bust it out from ear to ear ¶ let it begin ¶ just give me a joyful grin,

¶ let it begin ¶ just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin ¶

¶ just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin ¶ ¶ and you fill me with good

Grin, grin ¶ ¶ and you fill me with good cheer ¶

¶ and you fill me with good cheer ¶ ¶ it's true, some days are

Cheer ¶ ¶ it's true, some days are dark and lonely ¶

¶ it's true, some days are dark and lonely ¶ ¶ and maybe you feel sad, but

Dark and lonely ¶ ¶ and maybe you feel sad, but pinkie will be there to show you

¶ and maybe you feel sad, but pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad ¶

Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad ¶ ¶ there's one thing that makes

That it isn't that bad ¶ ¶ there's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life

¶ there's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile ¶

Me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile ¶ ¶ and that's when I talk to my

Worthwhile ¶ ¶ and that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile ¶

¶ and that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile ¶ ¶ I really am so happy

Friends and get them to smile ¶ ¶ I really am so happy ¶ your smile fills me with

¶ I really am so happy ¶ your smile fills me with glee ¶

¶ your smile fills me with glee ¶ ¶ I give a smile, I get a

Glee ¶ ¶ I give a smile, I get a smile ¶

¶ I give a smile, I get a smile ¶ ¶ and that's so special to me

Smile ¶ ¶ and that's so special to me ¶ 'cause I love to see you

¶ and that's so special to me ¶ 'cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam ¶

¶ 'cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam ¶ ¶ yes, I do

Beam, beam, beam ¶ ¶ yes, I do ¶ tell me, what more can I say

¶ yes, I do ¶ tell me, what more can I say to make you see ¶

¶ tell me, what more can I say to make you see ¶ ¶ that I do?

To make you see ¶ ¶ that I do? ¶ it makes me happy when you

¶ that I do? ¶ it makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam ¶

¶ it makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam ¶ ¶ yes, it always makes my day

Beam, beam, beam ¶ ¶ yes, it always makes my day ¶ come on, everypony, smile,

¶ yes, it always makes my day ¶ come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ fill my heart up with

Smile, smile ¶ ¶ fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine ¶

¶ fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine ¶ ¶ all I really need's a smile,

Sunshine, sunshine ¶ ¶ all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of

Smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶

¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶ ¶ come on, everypony, smile,

Mine ¶ ¶ come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ come on, everypony, smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ fill my heart up with

Smile, smile ¶ ¶ fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine ¶

¶ fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine ¶ ¶ all I really need's a smile,

Sunshine, sunshine ¶ ¶ all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶

¶ all I really need's a smile, smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of

Smile, smile ¶ ¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶

¶ from these happy friends of mine ¶ ¶ yes, a perfect gift for me is

Mine ¶ ¶ yes, a perfect gift for me is a smile as wide as a mile ¶

¶ yes, a perfect gift for me is a smile as wide as a mile ¶ ¶ to make me happy as can be

A smile as wide as a mile ¶ ¶ to make me happy as can be ¶ smile, smile, smile, smile

¶ to make me happy as can be ¶ smile, smile, smile, smile ¶ smile

¶ smile, smile, smile, smile ¶ smile ¶ come on and

¶ smile ¶ come on and ¶ smile

¶ come on and ¶ smile ¶ come on and smile

¶ smile ¶ come on and smile I've never seen you before.

¶ come on and smile I've never seen you before. Kid, you're smarter than you

I've never seen you before. Kid, you're smarter than you look.

Kid, you're smarter than you look. Thanks! I'm pinkie pie.

Look. Thanks! I'm pinkie pie. What's your name?

Thanks! I'm pinkie pie. What's your name? "property of c.D.D."

What's your name? "property of c.D.D." I'm guessing that last "d" is

"property of c.D.D." I'm guessing that last "d" is for "donkey."

I'm guessing that last "d" is for "donkey." quick as a whip, kid.

For "donkey." quick as a whip, kid. Now, how about that "c"?

Quick as a whip, kid. Now, how about that "c"? Hmm.

Now, how about that "c"? Hmm. Calvin?

Hmm. Calvin? Calhoun?

Calvin? Calhoun? Caleb?

Calhoun? Caleb? Carl?

Caleb? Carl? Carmine?

Carl? Carmine? Carlo?

Carmine? Carlo? Charlie?

Carlo? Charlie? Chester?

Charlie? Chester? Chico?

Chester? Chico? Claudio?

Chico? Claudio? Cletus?

Claudio? Cletus? Clifford?

Cletus? Clifford? Conroy?

Clifford? Conroy? Cornelius?

Conroy? Cornelius? Cortez?

Cornelius? Cortez? Cranky -- it's cranky, all

Cortez? Cranky -- it's cranky, all right?!

Cranky -- it's cranky, all right?! And your middle name?

Right?! And your middle name? [ mumbling ] doodle.

And your middle name? [ mumbling ] doodle. I'm sorry?

[ mumbling ] doodle. I'm sorry? [ mumbling ] doodle.

I'm sorry? [ mumbling ] doodle. One more time.

[ mumbling ] doodle. One more time. [ groans ]

One more time. [ groans ] doodle.

[ groans ] doodle. [ gasps ] so you're a

Doodle. [ gasps ] so you're a cranky doodle donkey?

[ gasps ] so you're a cranky doodle donkey? ¶ you're a cranky doodle donkey

Cranky doodle donkey? ¶ you're a cranky doodle donkey guy ¶

¶ you're a cranky doodle donkey guy ¶ ¶ you're a cranky doodle

Guy ¶ ¶ you're a cranky doodle donkey ¶

¶ you're a cranky doodle donkey ¶ ¶ I've never met you, but you're

Donkey ¶ ¶ I've never met you, but you're my new friend, and I'm your best

¶ I've never met you, but you're my new friend, and I'm your best friend, pinkie pie ¶

My new friend, and I'm your best friend, pinkie pie ¶ come on, now, doodle!

Friend, pinkie pie ¶ come on, now, doodle! Give a smile!

Come on, now, doodle! Give a smile! [ droop! ]

Give a smile! [ droop! ] nopony calls me doodle!

[ droop! ] nopony calls me doodle! What just happened?

Nopony calls me doodle! What just happened? Meet somepony new -- check.

What just happened? Meet somepony new -- check. Introduce myself -- check.

Meet somepony new -- check. Introduce myself -- check. Sing random song out of

Introduce myself -- check. Sing random song out of nowhere -- check.

Sing random song out of nowhere -- check. Become instant best friends --

Nowhere -- check. Become instant best friends -- [ buzzer ]

Become instant best friends -- [ buzzer ] uncheck.

[ buzzer ] uncheck. I don't get it.

Uncheck. I don't get it. How can somepony not become

I don't get it. How can somepony not become instant best friends with me?

How can somepony not become instant best friends with me? Was it something I said?

Instant best friends with me? Was it something I said? Was it something I sang?

Was it something I said? Was it something I sang? This is no time for the blame

Was it something I sang? This is no time for the blame game, pinkie!

This is no time for the blame game, pinkie! There's somepony new in town,

Game, pinkie! There's somepony new in town, and you need to win him over.

There's somepony new in town, and you need to win him over. "try everything you can to make

And you need to win him over. "try everything you can to make cranky smile and be your

"try everything you can to make cranky smile and be your friend --"

Cranky smile and be your friend --" check!

[ whip! ] all right, pinkie, if you're gonna win cranky's friendship,

All right, pinkie, if you're gonna win cranky's friendship, you're gonna have to bring your

Gonna win cranky's friendship, you're gonna have to bring your "a" game.

You're gonna have to bring your "a" game. Let's do this.

"a" game. Let's do this. [ zip! ]

Let's do this. [ zip! ] [ sproing! Sproing! ]

[ zip! ] [ sproing! Sproing! ] howdy doodie, cranky doodle!

[ sproing! Sproing! ] howdy doodie, cranky doodle! [ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ]

Howdy doodie, cranky doodle! [ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ] so, uh, are you moving to

[ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ] so, uh, are you moving to ponyville, cranky?

So, uh, are you moving to ponyville, cranky? What gave you the hint there,

Ponyville, cranky? What gave you the hint there, kid -- the cart full of stuff,

What gave you the hint there, kid -- the cart full of stuff, maybe?

Kid -- the cart full of stuff, maybe? Well, I'd be happy to show

Maybe? Well, I'd be happy to show you around.

Well, I'd be happy to show you around. It's the least a new friend can

You around. It's the least a new friend can do.

It's the least a new friend can do. [ creak! ]

Do. [ creak! ] listen, kid, I traveled

[ creak! ] listen, kid, I traveled around equestria my entire life.

Listen, kid, I traveled around equestria my entire life. I've made many friends.

Around equestria my entire life. I've made many friends. I don't need any more.

I've made many friends. I don't need any more. Gosh, I could never have too

I don't need any more. Gosh, I could never have too many friends.

Gosh, I could never have too many friends. Well, why don't you go and

Many friends. Well, why don't you go and make some more?

Well, why don't you go and make some more? But I don't need to go when I

Make some more? But I don't need to go when I can stay and make friends...

But I don't need to go when I can stay and make friends... [ whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Can stay and make friends... [ whip! Whip! Whip! ] ...With you.

[ whip! Whip! Whip! ] ...With you. [ droop! ]

...With you. [ droop! ] [ brays ]

[ droop! ] [ brays ] look, kid --

[ brays ] look, kid -- oh, cranky, you can call me

Look, kid -- oh, cranky, you can call me "pinkie."

Oh, cranky, you can call me "pinkie." all of my friends do.

"pinkie." all of my friends do. [ tink! Tink! Tink! ]

All of my friends do. [ tink! Tink! Tink! ] look, kid, I came to

[ tink! Tink! Tink! ] look, kid, I came to ponyville for some peace and

Look, kid, I came to ponyville for some peace and quiet and privacy, to be alone

Ponyville for some peace and quiet and privacy, to be alone with my memories.

Quiet and privacy, to be alone with my memories. All I want is to get to my new

With my memories. All I want is to get to my new home and unpack my stuff.

All I want is to get to my new home and unpack my stuff. [ clank! ]

Home and unpack my stuff. [ clank! ] whoo!

[ clank! ] whoo! What does this bauble do?

Whoo! What does this bauble do? [ clink! Clink! Clink! ]

What does this bauble do? [ clink! Clink! Clink! ] don't touch that!

[ clink! Clink! Clink! ] don't touch that! Oh, what's this?

Don't touch that! Oh, what's this? [ whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Oh, what's this? [ whip! Whip! Whip! ] please don't!

[ whip! Whip! Whip! ] please don't! Oh, look at these.

Please don't! Oh, look at these. [ chimes ringing ]

Oh, look at these. [ chimes ringing ] hee hee hee!

[ chimes ringing ] hee hee hee! Hey, hey!

Hee hee hee! Hey, hey! Keep your hooves off my wagon!

Hey, hey! Keep your hooves off my wagon! Okay, cranky.

Keep your hooves off my wagon! Okay, cranky. [ poink! ]

Okay, cranky. [ poink! ] [ gasps ]

[ poink! ] [ gasps ] [ zip! ]

[ gasps ] [ zip! ] I promise not to touch your

[ zip! ] I promise not to touch your wagon, 'cause I got one of my

I promise not to touch your wagon, 'cause I got one of my own!

Wagon, 'cause I got one of my own! I use it to welcome folks.

Own! I use it to welcome folks. Who'd have guessed?

I use it to welcome folks. Who'd have guessed? Maybe we can be wagon

Who'd have guessed? Maybe we can be wagon buddies.

Maybe we can be wagon buddies. Well, you've got to at least let

Buddies. Well, you've got to at least let me give you the special welcome

Well, you've got to at least let me give you the special welcome that comes with it.

Me give you the special welcome that comes with it. [ squeak! ]

That comes with it. [ squeak! ] [ whimpers ]

[ squeak! ] [ whimpers ] [ sighs ]

[ whimpers ] [ sighs ] let's get this over with.

[ sighs ] let's get this over with. That's the spirit!

Let's get this over with. That's the spirit! [ creak! Whoosh! ]

That's the spirit! [ creak! Whoosh! ] [ honk! ]

[ creak! Whoosh! ] [ honk! ] [ festive music plays ]

[ honk! ] [ festive music plays ] ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome

[ festive music plays ] ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ a fine welcome to you

¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ a fine welcome to you ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome

¶ a fine welcome to you ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ I say how do you do?

¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ I say how do you do? ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome

¶ I say how do you do? ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ I say hip, hip, hurray!

¶ welcome, welcome, welcome ¶ I say hip, hip, hurray! ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome to

¶ I say hip, hip, hurray! ¶ welcome, welcome, welcome to ponyville today ¶

¶ welcome, welcome, welcome to ponyville today ¶ wait for it!

Ponyville today ¶ wait for it! [ ding! ]

Wait for it! [ ding! ] [ horn blows ]

[ ding! ] [ horn blows ] [ whip! ]

[ horn blows ] [ whip! ] no!

[ whip! ] no! [ splat! ]

No! [ splat! ] oh, silly me, I must have put

[ splat! ] oh, silly me, I must have put the confetti in the oven and the

Oh, silly me, I must have put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti

The confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons...Again!

Cake in the confetti cannons...Again! [ laughs ]

Cannons...Again! [ laughs ] [ splat! ]

[ laughs ] [ splat! ] mmm! But still delicious!

[ splat! ] mmm! But still delicious! Try some, cranky.

Mmm! But still delicious! Try some, cranky. It's sure to make you smile.

Try some, cranky. It's sure to make you smile. Where is it? Where is it?!

It's sure to make you smile. Where is it? Where is it?! Where's what?

Where is it? Where is it?! Where's what? [ twang! ]

Where's what? [ twang! ] [ screams ]

[ twang! ] [ screams ] spider -- big, hairy spider!

[ screams ] spider -- big, hairy spider! [ smack! Smack! Smack! ]

Spider -- big, hairy spider! [ smack! Smack! Smack! ] stop, stop, stop!

[ smack! Smack! Smack! ] stop, stop, stop! [ whoosh! ]

Stop, stop, stop! [ whoosh! ] oh, was that your wig?

[ whoosh! ] oh, was that your wig? [ growls ]

Oh, was that your wig? [ growls ] I can fix this, I can fix

[ growls ] I can fix this, I can fix this!

I can fix this, I can fix this! [ pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

This! [ pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ] hey, everybody, does anybody

[ pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ] hey, everybody, does anybody have a toupee?!

Hey, everybody, does anybody have a toupee?! All: Huh?

Have a toupee?! All: Huh? Tou-- toupee?

All: Huh? Tou-- toupee? Huh?

Tou-- toupee? Huh? Oh.

Huh? Oh. This donkey is really, really

Oh. This donkey is really, really bald!

This donkey is really, really bald! [ laughter ]

Bald! [ laughter ] [ brays ]

[ laughter ] [ brays ] what's so funny?!

[ brays ] what's so funny?! This is serious business,

What's so funny?! This is serious business, everypony!

This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover

Everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!

Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head! I have had enough!

His hairless head! I have had enough! [ crunch! ]

I have had enough! [ crunch! ] [ gasps ]

[ crunch! ] [ gasps ] you're losing him, pinky.

[ gasps ] you're losing him, pinky. Wait, cranky, please, let me

You're losing him, pinky. Wait, cranky, please, let me make it up to you.

Wait, cranky, please, let me make it up to you. No!

Make it up to you. No! Please, please, please,

No! Please, please, please, please, please, please?

Please, please, please, please, please, please? Ladies, this is a spa emergency.

Please, please, please? Ladies, this is a spa emergency. Cranky needs help stat.

Ladies, this is a spa emergency. Cranky needs help stat. [ whip! ]

Cranky needs help stat. [ whip! ] [ bells ringing ]

[ whip! ] [ bells ringing ] [ groans ]

[ bells ringing ] [ groans ] hi, cranky!

[ groans ] hi, cranky! I have a gift for you.

Hi, cranky! I have a gift for you. The spa treatment was gift

I have a gift for you. The spa treatment was gift enough.

The spa treatment was gift enough. It's not going to explode or

Enough. It's not going to explode or anything, promise.

It's not going to explode or anything, promise. Just open it.

Anything, promise. Just open it. [ poink! ]

Just open it. [ poink! ] it's a new toupee.

[ poink! ] it's a new toupee. I had my friend rarity make it.

It's a new toupee. I had my friend rarity make it. She calls it "the dreamboat

I had my friend rarity make it. She calls it "the dreamboat special."

She calls it "the dreamboat special." [ creak! ]

Special." [ creak! ] [ whip! ]

[ creak! ] [ whip! ] this is wonderful.

[ whip! ] this is wonderful. Thanks, kid.

This is wonderful. Thanks, kid. He's starting to warm up, but

Thanks, kid. He's starting to warm up, but still no smile.

He's starting to warm up, but still no smile. Hmm...

Still no smile. Hmm... Hey, what you doing there, old

Hmm... Hey, what you doing there, old buddy, old pal?!

Hey, what you doing there, old buddy, old pal?! What's it look like?

Buddy, old pal?! What's it look like? Looks like a yard sale.

What's it look like? Looks like a yard sale. I'll give you two bits for this!

Looks like a yard sale. I'll give you two bits for this! [ wobble! Wobble! Wobble! ]

I'll give you two bits for this! [ wobble! Wobble! Wobble! ] I'm not selling, kid.

[ wobble! Wobble! Wobble! ] I'm not selling, kid. I'm unpacking.

I'm not selling, kid. I'm unpacking. [ creak! ]

I'm unpacking. [ creak! ] well, why didn't you say so?

[ creak! ] well, why didn't you say so? I thought I had.

Well, why didn't you say so? I thought I had. This is so pretty.

I thought I had. This is so pretty. Where'd you get it?

This is so pretty. Where'd you get it? Manehattan.

Where'd you get it? Manehattan. Now put it down, gently.

Manehattan. Now put it down, gently. Really?

Now put it down, gently. Really? What were you doing there?

Really? What were you doing there? Trying to find a friend.

What were you doing there? Trying to find a friend. Ooh! I'm always trying to

Trying to find a friend. Ooh! I'm always trying to find friends, and today I found

Ooh! I'm always trying to find friends, and today I found you.

Find friends, and today I found you. See how good I am at it?

You. See how good I am at it? This was a special friend.

See how good I am at it? This was a special friend. Like me?

This was a special friend. Like me? [ tink! Tink! Tink! ]

Like me? [ tink! Tink! Tink! ] no, you're extra-special,

[ tink! Tink! Tink! ] no, you're extra-special, kid.

No, you're extra-special, kid. [ poink! ]

Kid. [ poink! ] yes! I'm in.

[ poink! ] yes! I'm in. [ whoosh! ]

Yes! I'm in. [ whoosh! ] wow! Where in equestria did you

[ whoosh! ] wow! Where in equestria did you get this, cranky?

Wow! Where in equestria did you get this, cranky? Fillydelphia.

Get this, cranky? Fillydelphia. It's awfully pretty.

Fillydelphia. It's awfully pretty. Yeah, she was.

It's awfully pretty. Yeah, she was. Huh?

Yeah, she was. Huh? I mean, it was -- I mean, it

Huh? I mean, it was -- I mean, it is -- yes, it's pretty!

I mean, it was -- I mean, it is -- yes, it's pretty! Now put it down!

Is -- yes, it's pretty! Now put it down! I wonder where cranky got

Now put it down! I wonder where cranky got this.

I wonder where cranky got this. Huh? Will you look at that?

This. Huh? Will you look at that? Hey, cranky, can I ask you

Huh? Will you look at that? Hey, cranky, can I ask you about --

Hey, cranky, can I ask you about -- [ blam! ]

About -- [ blam! ] [ whoosh! ]

[ blam! ] [ whoosh! ] oh, no!

[ whoosh! ] oh, no! What did you sa-a-a-a-ay?!

Oh, no! What did you sa-a-a-a-ay?! What have you done?!

What did you sa-a-a-a-ay?! What have you done?! [ whip! ]

What have you done?! [ whip! ] there!

[ whip! ] there! Uh, all better?

There! Uh, all better? No, not all better!

Uh, all better? No, not all better! All soggy!

No, not all better! All soggy! I'm sorry, cranky.

All soggy! I'm sorry, cranky. Oh, you're sorry.

I'm sorry, cranky. Oh, you're sorry. Well, then, everything is fine!

Oh, you're sorry. Well, then, everything is fine! It is?

Well, then, everything is fine! It is? No, it isn't!

It is? No, it isn't! Listen to me, kid!

No, it isn't! Listen to me, kid! I will never be your friend!

Listen to me, kid! I will never be your friend! [ honk! ]

I will never be your friend! [ honk! ] never or never, ever?

[ honk! ] never or never, ever? Never, ever, ever, ever,

Never or never, ever? Never, ever, ever, ever, ever!

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever! [ door slams ]

Ever! [ door slams ] [ creak! ]

[ door slams ] [ creak! ] that's four evers.

[ creak! ] that's four evers. That's like...Forever.

I just can't believe it. Cranky said he would never, forever be my friend.

Cranky said he would never, forever be my friend. It was horrible.

Forever be my friend. It was horrible. I know this is hard for you,

It was horrible. I know this is hard for you, pinkie, seeing that your friends

I know this is hard for you, pinkie, seeing that your friends with everypony, but you just

Pinkie, seeing that your friends with everypony, but you just have to accept that cranky is

With everypony, but you just have to accept that cranky is gonna be an exception.

Have to accept that cranky is gonna be an exception. He just doesn't want to be

Gonna be an exception. He just doesn't want to be bothered.

He just doesn't want to be bothered. Yeah. He doesn't want to be

Bothered. Yeah. He doesn't want to be bothered by your over-the-top,

Yeah. He doesn't want to be bothered by your over-the-top, super-hyper antics.

Bothered by your over-the-top, super-hyper antics. Rainbow!

Super-hyper antics. Rainbow! No, no.

Rainbow! No, no. It's okay, twilight.

No, no. It's okay, twilight. I get what you're saying -- what

It's okay, twilight. I get what you're saying -- what you're both saying.

I get what you're saying -- what you're both saying. And I guess I can leave cranky

You're both saying. And I guess I can leave cranky alone...

And I guess I can leave cranky alone... Right after he accepts my

Alone... Right after he accepts my apology.

Right after he accepts my apology. [ thud! ]

Apology. [ thud! ] [ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ]

[ thud! ] [ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ] [ splat! ]

[ sproing! Sproing! Sproing! ] [ splat! ] cranky!

[ splat! ] cranky! No, no!

Cranky! No, no! Leave me alone!

No, no! Leave me alone! Wait!

Leave me alone! Wait! I understand that you don't want

Wait! I understand that you don't want me as a friend!

I understand that you don't want me as a friend! No, I don't!

Me as a friend! No, I don't! So I just wanted to say I'm

No, I don't! So I just wanted to say I'm sorry!

So I just wanted to say I'm sorry! Fine! You said it!

Sorry! Fine! You said it! But do you accept my apology?

Fine! You said it! But do you accept my apology? No!

But do you accept my apology? No! Cranky, please accept my

No! Cranky, please accept my apology, please!

Cranky, please accept my apology, please! No!

Apology, please! No! But I'm really, really,

No! But I'm really, really, really...

But I'm really, really, really... [ gasps ]

Really... [ gasps ] ...Really, really...

[ gasps ] ...Really, really... [ zoom! ]

...Really, really... [ zoom! ] [ sighs ]

[ zoom! ] [ sighs ] aah!

[ sighs ] aah! ...Really, really, really...

Aah! ...Really, really, really... [ whip! ]

...Really, really, really... [ whip! ] [ rumble! ]

[ whip! ] [ rumble! ] aah!

[ rumble! ] aah! ...Really, really, really...

Aah! ...Really, really, really... [ whip! ]

...Really, really, really... [ whip! ] ...Really, really, really...

[ whip! ] ...Really, really, really... [ whip! ]

...Really, really, really... [ whip! ] ...Really, really, really,

[ whip! ] ...Really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

...Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really [echoing] sorry!

Really, really, really, really [echoing] sorry! [ hammer pounding ]

[echoing] sorry! [ hammer pounding ] [ clunk! ]

[ hammer pounding ] [ clunk! ] [ breathing heavily ]

[ clunk! ] [ breathing heavily ] [ knocking at door ]

[ breathing heavily ] [ knocking at door ] cranky, please, please accept

[ knocking at door ] cranky, please, please accept my apology.

Cranky, please, please accept my apology. [ clank! ]

My apology. [ clank! ] [ creak! Pop! ]

[ clank! ] [ creak! Pop! ] I'd do anything to make it up to

[ creak! Pop! ] I'd do anything to make it up to you.

I'd do anything to make it up to you. But there's nothing you can

You. But there's nothing you can do.

But there's nothing you can do. You ruined my book!

Do. You ruined my book! You destroyed all I have to

You ruined my book! You destroyed all I have to remember her by!

You destroyed all I have to remember her by! "her"? Her who?

Remember her by! "her"? Her who? The special friend?

"her"? Her who? The special friend? Go away, pinkie!

The special friend? Go away, pinkie! [ twang! Whoosh! ]

Go away, pinkie! [ twang! Whoosh! ] [ brays ]

[ twang! Whoosh! ] [ brays ] [ knock at door ]

[ brays ] [ knock at door ] cranky, it's me again.

[ knock at door ] cranky, it's me again. I understand that you don't want

Cranky, it's me again. I understand that you don't want to be my friend or accept my

I understand that you don't want to be my friend or accept my apology.

To be my friend or accept my apology. Before I leave you alone

Apology. Before I leave you alone forever, I have something to at

Before I leave you alone forever, I have something to at least try to make up for ruining

Forever, I have something to at least try to make up for ruining your book.

Least try to make up for ruining your book. No, I don't want it, kid.

Your book. No, I don't want it, kid. Anything you would give me is

No, I don't want it, kid. Anything you would give me is sure to lead to some sort of

Anything you would give me is sure to lead to some sort of disaster.

Sure to lead to some sort of disaster. Goodness, you really are

Disaster. Goodness, you really are cranky.

Goodness, you really are cranky. [ rattle! Rattle! Creak! ]

Cranky. [ rattle! Rattle! Creak! ] [ whip! ]

[ rattle! Rattle! Creak! ] [ whip! ] it can't be.

[ whip! ] it can't be. Is it really you?

It can't be. Is it really you? It can...And it is.

Is it really you? It can...And it is. Matilda! But how?

It can...And it is. Matilda! But how? Pinkie.

Matilda! But how? Pinkie. [ ding! Ding! Ding! ]

Pinkie. [ ding! Ding! Ding! ] but I never told you about

[ ding! Ding! Ding! ] but I never told you about her.

But I never told you about her. You didn't have to!

Her. You didn't have to! I put two and two and two

You didn't have to! I put two and two and two together, and it added up to

I put two and two and two together, and it added up to matilda.

Together, and it added up to matilda. What?

Matilda. What? Well, when you were talking

What? Well, when you were talking about your souvenirs, you said

Well, when you were talking about your souvenirs, you said something about trying to find a

About your souvenirs, you said something about trying to find a special friend.

Something about trying to find a special friend. [ brays ]

Special friend. [ brays ] and, you know, I wasn't just

[ brays ] and, you know, I wasn't just born yesterday.

And, you know, I wasn't just born yesterday. Nuh-uh! My birthday isn't for

Born yesterday. Nuh-uh! My birthday isn't for another 75 days.

Nuh-uh! My birthday isn't for another 75 days. Huh?

Another 75 days. Huh? And then, in your scrapbook,

Huh? And then, in your scrapbook, there was a flower, an old

And then, in your scrapbook, there was a flower, an old ticket, and a menu from the

There was a flower, an old ticket, and a menu from the grand galloping gala, and I knew

Ticket, and a menu from the grand galloping gala, and I knew I'd recognized all these things.

Grand galloping gala, and I knew I'd recognized all these things. But how could you have ever

I'd recognized all these things. But how could you have ever seen them before?

But how could you have ever seen them before? Because I also have them in

Seen them before? Because I also have them in my scrapbook.

Because I also have them in my scrapbook. And I'd seen them in

My scrapbook. And I'd seen them in matilda's book!

And I'd seen them in matilda's book! Oh, matilda, the night we met

Matilda's book! Oh, matilda, the night we met at the gala was the most magical

Oh, matilda, the night we met at the gala was the most magical night of my life.

At the gala was the most magical night of my life. I couldn't wait to see you

Night of my life. I couldn't wait to see you again.

I couldn't wait to see you again. But when I came to your room the

Again. But when I came to your room the next day, you were gone.

But when I came to your room the next day, you were gone. Didn't you get my note?

Next day, you were gone. Didn't you get my note? No! I never got it.

Didn't you get my note? No! I never got it. And ever since that day, I've

No! I never got it. And ever since that day, I've gone from town to town to town,

And ever since that day, I've gone from town to town to town, searching all over equestria for

Gone from town to town to town, searching all over equestria for you, until finally I gave up.

Searching all over equestria for you, until finally I gave up. I came to ponyville to retire

You, until finally I gave up. I came to ponyville to retire from my search.

I came to ponyville to retire from my search. I was living in ponyville the

From my search. I was living in ponyville the whole time.

I was living in ponyville the whole time. I always hoped that someday you

Whole time. I always hoped that someday you would come and find me...Doodle.

I always hoped that someday you would come and find me...Doodle. [ poink! ]

Would come and find me...Doodle. [ poink! ] uh, matilda, nopony calls him

[ poink! ] uh, matilda, nopony calls him doodle.

Uh, matilda, nopony calls him doodle. Nopony but matilda.

Doodle. Nopony but matilda. Mm.

Nopony but matilda. Mm. Oh.

Mm. Oh. [ ting! ]

Oh. [ ting! ] oh, doodle, I'm so happy to see

[ ting! ] oh, doodle, I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, doodle, I'm so happy to see you. [ smooches ]

You. [ smooches ] [ brays ]

[ smooches ] [ brays ] [ creak! ]

[ brays ] [ creak! ] so, does this mean that you

[ creak! ] so, does this mean that you accept my apology?

So, does this mean that you accept my apology? Yes, pinkie, I accept your

Accept my apology? Yes, pinkie, I accept your apology, and I am honored to

Yes, pinkie, I accept your apology, and I am honored to call you my friend.

Apology, and I am honored to call you my friend. [ warble! ]

Call you my friend. [ warble! ] [ zoom! Whistle! ]

[ warble! ] [ zoom! Whistle! ] whoo-hoo!

[ zoom! Whistle! ] whoo-hoo! This is just fantastic!

Whoo-hoo! This is just fantastic! Now we'll hang out together and

This is just fantastic! Now we'll hang out together and chat and sing songs and [gasps]

Now we'll hang out together and chat and sing songs and [gasps] party!

Chat and sing songs and [gasps] party! Ooh, I can throw you guys a big

Party! Ooh, I can throw you guys a big party!

Ooh, I can throw you guys a big party! It'll get called the "welcome to

Party! It'll get called the "welcome to ponyville/I found my lost

It'll get called the "welcome to ponyville/I found my lost love/I'm bff with pinkie pie

Ponyville/I found my lost love/I'm bff with pinkie pie party"!

Love/I'm bff with pinkie pie party"! [ tink! Plop! ]

Party"! [ tink! Plop! ] or maybe something less

[ tink! Plop! ] or maybe something less over-the-top and not so

Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.

Over-the-top and not so super-hyper. Pinkie, we're eternally

Super-hyper. Pinkie, we're eternally grateful to you, but matilda and

Pinkie, we're eternally grateful to you, but matilda and I just want to spend some time

Grateful to you, but matilda and I just want to spend some time together in peace and quiet.

I just want to spend some time together in peace and quiet. Oh. Um, but we're still

Together in peace and quiet. Oh. Um, but we're still friends?

Oh. Um, but we're still friends? Pinkie, you went way, way,

Friends? Pinkie, you went way, way, way out of your way to make me

Pinkie, you went way, way, way out of your way to make me happy.

Way out of your way to make me happy. Of course we're friends.

Happy. Of course we're friends. Great!

Of course we're friends. Great! "dear princess celestia, there

Great! "dear princess celestia, there are many different kinds of

"dear princess celestia, there are many different kinds of friends and many ways to express

Are many different kinds of friends and many ways to express friendship.

Friends and many ways to express friendship. Some friends like to run and

Friendship. Some friends like to run and laugh and play together, but

Some friends like to run and laugh and play together, but others just like to be left

Laugh and play together, but others just like to be left alone, and that's fine, too.

Others just like to be left alone, and that's fine, too. But the best thing about

Alone, and that's fine, too. But the best thing about friendship is being able to make

But the best thing about friendship is being able to make your friends smile."

Friendship is being able to make your friends smile." ¶ he had a cranky doodle

Your friends smile." ¶ he had a cranky doodle sweetheart ¶

¶ he had a cranky doodle sweetheart ¶ ¶ she's his cranky doodle joy

Sweetheart ¶ ¶ she's his cranky doodle joy ¶ I am the cranky doodle boy

¶ she's his cranky doodle joy ¶ I am the cranky doodle boy ¶ yes, I am the cranky doodle

¶ I am the cranky doodle boy ¶ yes, I am the cranky doodle boy ¶

¶ yes, I am the cranky doodle boy ¶ both: Pinkie!

Boy ¶ both: Pinkie! Whoops! Privacy.

Both: Pinkie! Whoops! Privacy. Sorry!

[ "yankee doodle dandy" plays ]