All language subtitles for Littlest.Pet.Shop.S02E18_3

Sheesh.

You'd think no one's ever seen
a monkey on a leash before,

When I know they've seen me
with a panda, skunk, mongoose

And a hedgehog on a leash.

Mail call. Whoa!

A monkey on a leash.

Ah! My ballet tickets!

Oh! My dna kit.

Dna kit?

Just put a little spit
in there and whammo,

We'll know exactly what breed
our pets are. Heh-heh!

I'm going to start
selling them,

So I thought I'd try it out on
some of the day camp pets first.

Huh. Great idea,
mrs. Twombly.

It would be,
if I didn't already know

That I come from the absolute
finest pedigree lineage.

Are you saying words that
I'm supposed to understand?

Because I don't.

What I'm saying is

I am the purest
of purebred pet.

Yay! I've been waiting
forever for these.

Dad and I are finally
going to the ballet.

I'm gonna get
my hair done,

Get a mani-pedi. Oh, maybe
even buy a new dress.

Roger:
Or maybe not.

I'm afraid we're going to be
tightening the purse strings

For a while, blythe.

I've just been laid off.

What the what?

¶ you think about
all the things ¶

¶ that you love to do

¶ it all comes true

¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶

¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

Roger:
Yep. Nothing like making
the most of my time

While I'm temporarily grounded.

I oiled the clips
on all the leashes,

Rearranged the pet food
according to height and weight,

Painted the office,
rewired the air conditioning,

And installed
an espresso machine.

An espresso machine?

Oh, my,
you're so efficient.

I can't imagine why the airline
would lay you off.

Every three years on the second
Tuesday of the fourth month,

They lay off someone
whose name begins with b,

Until four days
before the next full moon

That falls on a Saturday.

Eh, union rules.

Ha. This place
totally needs me.

( whispers ):
No, it doesn't.

The layoff
is only temporary,

So how much damage
can he do?

I'm afraid to find out.

Mrs. Twombly's gonna
give us a test!

A test? For what?

For something called dna

To tell us exactly
what kind of pets we are.

I'm a purebred.

Eh, I don't need a test
to tell me that I'm a hedgehog.

I mean, look at me.
What else could I possibly be?

Porcupine?
A prickly rat?

A pineapple?

I don't think I have
any dna on me.

Yeah, what does it
smell like?

Uh, I've never had
much luck passing tests.

And I have no interest

In staying up all night
studying.

Twombly:
Okay, my sweeties,

Who's up for a test?

Hm. There's no way we need
all these thingamajigs.

Oops.

Blythe:
Um, dad?

Good thing about these
pesky little layoffs, huh?

This place would be lost
without me.

You know, dad, mrs. Twombly
has her own way of doing things.

So maybe you should do something
else with your free time,

Like looking online
for a job.

An online job search?
Great idea.

Oh, uh, well,
this one seems to be down.

I'll just go use
our computer.

Well, I've got school,
so gotta fly.

Fly? Oh. Lucky you.

Now, it says here
that I need to

"wipe the inside of your mouths
with this little cotton swab."

Oh, well,
that sounds easy enough.

Open wide, sweeties.

Ahh.

Right side, left side,
upsidey, downsidey,

All around the insideys.

Now, to put these in the dna
whirly-twirly thingy.

Speaking of
whirly-twirly thingies...

Whee!

What you thinking
about, zoe?

Oh, just imagining
how fabulous

All my ancestors
must have been.

( military theme playing )

There are the british!

( coughs )

( egyptian theme playing )

( blows raspberry )

( purring )

Eee, ooh, unh!

( mellow harpsichord theme
playing )

Gah! Crumpet.

Crumpet stuck.

( grunts )

( pants )

Ha, ha. Oh, sorry.

So un-pedigreed of me.

( in normal voice ):
Nah, wrinkly things give me
the willies.

( in normal voice ):
Can't afford the therapy.

Meteorologist? Well, I don't
really care about meteors.

Hm. This one looks
right up my alley.

Hello, I'm calling
about your job listing.

Heh-heh-heh!
Oh, I can't wait.

I come from good stock,
you know.

So we've heard.

( bell dings )

Oh, my,
this is interesting.

It says here
that minka is the rarest

Of a rare breed
of monkey.

She's so rare she's not
even called a monkey.

She's called a minkey.

All:
Ohh.

And zoe's dna says
that she is a, uh,

A mutt?

( gasps )

So zoe's a mutt.
I didn't see that coming.

I'm not a purebred?

Then who am I if I'm not
perfect, amazing and unique?

This is terrible.

This is great!
I'm a minkey.

Sounds like fun.

Both:
I'm not who I thought I was!

Hi, dad.
Hey, where you going?

I've got potential employers
to wow.

Huh. That was fast.

Mwah. Wish me luck.

Good luck!

My first painting
as a minkey.

Ee-ee!

Gotta protect those rare
and delicate minkey hands.

Um, maybe I won't paint
after all.

But I would like a banana.

( gasps )

I'll peel that,
your minkiness.

Hey!

Don't want you to ruin
those minkey pearly whites.

There.
I chewed it for you.

Think I'll just go watch
a little tv.

Favorite spot
coming right up.

There you go, minka.

Russell, do you mind?
No, uh, I don't mind.

Wow, you've really
let yourself go.

Who cares?

Our special minka
shouldn't have to be exposed

To you and your,
ohh, sweatpants.

Well, urp!

Excuse me,
your specialness.

I'm not sure
I'm all that special.

The danny test
says you are,

And we can't let anything
happen to you.

Well, it didn't say you had
to do everything for me.

You just need to listen
between the lines.

Listen between
the what, now?

It appears
as though mrs. Twombly

Has done some
special danny tests,

And discovered
that--

Minka's
a rare minkey,

And zoe's a...

...Mutt.
( gasps )

Those are the results
from that dna test?

Science don't lie.
( horn honking )

Doesn't lie.

What's with all the honking?

( honking continues )

Oh, blythe,
did we accidently...

...On purpose...

...Spill our drinks
on you?

Our driver will, like,
totally clean you up.

Um, that's really not nece--
( whistles )

Driver, get out and deal
with the wet girl!

Huh?
Hi, blythe.

I totally wowed them.

And the biggest wow
of all

Is I'm not just
the biskits' chauffeur,

I'm also
their personal assistant.

Like, her feet
are still wet.

Yeah, so wash them
or something.

Oh, looks like
I don't have anything

To clean you off with.

Whittany:
Use your tie.

Oh, great idea.

Don't do it, dad.

It's okay, blythe.
The joke's on them.

Heh-heh. I never really
liked this tie.

I'm extra-asking,
double begging

Pretty please with
a cherry on top, stop!

Come on, if she wants
to walk around

With squishy shoes,
let her.

Shah.
Take us to the mall.

There's a sale
that starts tomorrow,

And we wanna, like,
pre-shop.

Righty-o! Duty calls.

( engine starts )

What just happened?

Whittany, I'm so,
like, totally bored.

Driver, radio!

Driver, radio, what?

( in high-pitched voice ):
Driver, can you please
turn on the radio?

( in normal voice ):
I sure can.

( rock music playing on radio )
what a great song, huh, girls?

If you're like
a hundred years old.

And tone deaf.
Turn it off!

Turn it up?
( increases volume )

Our driver-slash-assistant
is singing.

Did we give permission
for that? No.

¶ kids should try
to behave nicely ¶

¶ what is the point
of being nice? ¶

To the mall, driver.
Like, now.

¶ instead of spending
you could try giving ¶

Biskits:
¶ more,
we want more ¶

¶ let's go find
a bigger store ¶

¶ buying more
won't make you happy ¶

¶ we don't agree

¶ but now we need
some more money ¶

¶ workin' hard
is the best reward ¶

¶ that you could ever get

¶ spend the day
with your sleeves rolled up ¶

¶ and smell like sweat
getting wet ¶

¶ sounds to us like a regret

¶ ooh ¶

¶ there's more to life
than looking pretty ¶

¶ jealous you don't look
this good ¶

¶ happy
¶ happy

¶ helping others
makes you happy ¶

¶ we agree

¶ if you are helping me

Uhh, I think he's getting
in my head.

I know. He's starting
to, like, make sense.

¶ you know it's not easy being
the mean girls in the school ¶

¶ no one understands
it's hard ¶

¶ to think of new ways
to try to be cruel ¶

¶ I would like
to see the day ¶

¶ when nobody has to hate

¶ we see each other's
point of view ¶

¶ and always tolerate

¶ maybe he's right
we've been wrong all along ¶

¶ we could be nice and just sing
this old man song ¶

¶ yeah

All:
¶ workin' hard
is the best reward ¶

¶ that you could ever get

¶ spend the day
with your sleeves rolled up ¶

¶ and live with no regret

¶ life is good

¶ now we've learned
to just be nice ¶

¶ learned to just be nice

¶ we don't have to
say it twice ¶

¶ twice

¶ ohh

¶ ohh, yeah

What?!

Just watching out for
your precious dna is what.

Does anyone here
even know what dna is?

Watch out! My dna's getting
all over the place.

( zoe groaning )

Zoe, you've gotta cheer up.

Just because the test says
that I'm super special

Doesn't mean you're not
the same pet

You've always been

Despite those sweatpants.

Be zoe for me!

Well, I suppose you're right.

I mean, I bet I can still sing
as beautifully as I always have.

¶ mi, mi, mi--

( coughs )

Oh! I'm a mutt
who coughs up hairballs.

Well, if you're gonna
cough up hairballs,

Make them the biggest, nastiest,
hairiest hairballs ever.

And if you're gonna be a mutt,
be the best mutt you can be!

Right. And if you're
going to be a minkey,

You better be
the best minkey you can.

You owe it to your dna,
your specialness.

Both:
We can so do this!

Roger:
Okay, you two, stand back.

It's my turn.

Come on, woozy,
choosy twosies.

Ha-cha.

( laughs )

Uh, why did you laugh?
I don't know.

I think I'm, like,
having fun.

Flipsie. I win.

( laughs )

Like, omg.

I'm having fun too!

It's time
for me to head out.

Don't leave. Stay.

Yeah,
we're having fun.

Sorry. I've got someone
at home waiting for me.

Both:
Plee-eease?

Well, how can I say no when
you've used the magic word?

Both:
Yay! Ha-ha!

Butler:
Pardon me, miss one,
miss two.

We thought we heard
laughter?

But that doesn't make
any sense.

So you decided
to interrupt our game?

Blythe, you know your dad
has a job to do, don't you?

Um, yeah.

Then why are you here?

I was just in the neighborhood
to check out a few thrift stores

And thought if you were done,
we could walk home together.

Like,
what's a thrift store?

It's a place where you can buy
fabulous used dresses

Like this one.

( both scream )

What kind of dress
did she say that is?

I don't want to repeat it.
It's too awful.

I thought I could wear this
to the ballet tonight.

I'm taking blythe
to see swan lake.

It'll be great.

Well, no way
it'll be as great

As, like,
the russian ballet.

Right, brittany?

Oh, yeah.

That ballet in russia,
it's so much more great.

Oh, russia used to be
on my flight rotation.

Non-stop
jumbo jet service.

Well, we wanted you
to fly us to russia tonight

In our private jet.

You can pretend
it's like jumbo.

Fly? Your private jet?

It's totally settled,
then.

We just need to go pack.

Honey, if you don't
want me to go...

It's okay, dad.

You get to fly again,
so you should go.

Don't worry about me.

You're the best,
blythie.

( sniffles )

Zoe:
Yo, pets!

Get a load of the new dna zoe
and the fancy friend.

So youse think a dog needs
to have some kind

Of high-falutin' moms and pops
to be classy?

Then youse better
think again.

Right, your majesty?

Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

I'm seeing it,
but I don't believe it.

I'm thinking
about taking another step,

But minkeys do not take steps
unless there is a red carpet

Under their feet,
so start unfurling!

As you wish.

I need to be brushed
three times a day.

And no synthetic bristles.
Right.

Minka:
And don't speak
unless you're spoken to!

And not even then.
You, entertain me.

And you better make it good.

( sighs )

Somewhere out there,
the biskit twins

Are having lots of fun
with my dad.

( dramatic theme playing )

( crowd cheering )

( crowd cheering )

Crowd ( chanting ):
Roger! Roger! Roger!

( sighs )

I've lost my dad
to the biskit twins.

Whittany:
Do you think
I put the blue dress

In the third suitcase
or the sixth one?

Ugh. Like it matters.

We can buy new dresses
in russia.

Oh, I didn't even get a good
look at blythe's new dress.

Brittany:
And that's why
you can still see.

We're pretty sure
you can go blind

From looking
at a used dress.

Blythe always finds
great stuff

In those thrift stores.

Well, it's probably stuff
that used to belong to us.

Yeah, we only wear
our dresses once,

And then they go straight
to the less fortunate.

Both:
Which is pretty much
everyone else.

( both laugh )

Brittany,
do you think blythe

Really wears our dresses?

That would be so, like...

Both:
Ew!

Okay, that's it!

( both yell )

What are you doing?

Hey, this is
the same scenery we just saw

Except, like, backwards.

We want forward scenery.

It's all backwards
from here on out.

I'm taking you home.

Since when do assistants
not assist?

Russia!

Not going to happen.

Both:
Plee-ease?

( biskits grunt )

Just so you know,

Your song stunk.

Oh, and you're,
like, fired!

Unless you want
to take me

To my rich men's grooming club
meeting on 3rd street.

Oh, that's just a few blocks
from my apartment.

And blythe.

So where were you
and my girls headed?

To the airport
to fly the girls

To the russian ballet
in russia.

Well, you wouldn't have
gotten very far

Considering I sold my jet
last month.

That would have been
some temper tantrum.

I made a big mistake
with my daughter blythe

And I need to hurry home

So that I can take her
to the ballet.

Well, then, I suggest
you step on it.

Yes, sir.

Well, I think
I made an oopsie.

Seems like I read
the dna test incorrectly.

Minka's not a rare minkey
after all,

But zoe really is
the purest of purebreds.

Hm. Wait. What?

( laughs )

Oh, pilot error.

Brb. Be right back.

And if this minkey sees,
she will not do.

One of you
will do it for her.

Zoe, minka,
you'll never guess what.

The danny tests--
I-I mean, dna tests were wrong.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout,
blythe?

I'm a mutt,
and I love it.

Zoe, you're not a mutt.

You're the purest
of purebreds.

Oh, thank goodness.
Being a mutt was not for me.

But it also turns out
that minka,

You're not a rare minkey,
just a regular monkey.

I'm sorry, minka.
For what?

It's not like I know how
to write anyhow.

Now the day camp
is the same as it ever was.

( all cheer )

( pets laugh )

Well, it's been
a long, confusing day.

( door opens )
sorry, we're closed!

Roger:
Please, ma'am?
I'll only be a second.

Ready to see the ballet with
your newly unemployed dad?

Been ready all day.
I'd hoped you'd make it.

But first
I need to go change.

( cell phone rings )

Hello?

First thing Monday morning?

Ha, ha. Fantastic!

Layoffs are over.

I have my job
with the airline back.

Whoo-hoo!
All right!

I guess this means
I can unlock the power tools.

( giggles )

Oh, dear.

( upbeat pop theme playing )

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶