All language subtitles for Littlest.Pet.Shop.S02E17_3

Just one more and...

( twombly screams )
aah!

You okay, mrs. Twombly?

Oh. Oh, my yes.

I just got an e-mail invitation

To a chinese new year
celebration in china!

Where in china?

Shanghai.
They're honoring me

As "the originator and wuhu
master of kung-fu quilting."

"as our guest of honor,
you and your family

"are invited to attend
a special ceremony

"which will also
celebrate the final day

Of the chinese new year."
wow!

Congratulations, mrs. T.

And don't worry.
I'll see to things here

While you're overseas.
I am not going.

What the huh?!

¶ you think about
all the things ¶

¶ that you love to do

¶ it all comes true

¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶

¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

Blythe:
Mrs. Twombly, what do you mean
you're not going to shanghai?

It'll be a great trip
for you and your family.

Oh, that's the problem.

I don't have
any family to go with me.

My sister, and sole sibling,
is stationed at the south pole

On a top secret mission
for the next two years.

There's no way she can
get away to go with me.

Sorry to hear that, mrs. T.,

But you know,
my dad and I, and the pets

Are also your family.

We'd all
love to go with you.

Yes, well,
that would be lovely, but...

And as long as you
have a pet-- or seven.

You also get to travel
on the pet jet.

Hmm...

Ho-ho-ho! Well blythe,

It looks like
we're all going to china.

Great news, everyone!

We're all going to china!

Did you just say
we're going to china?

I thought china
was the stuff you eat on.

Oh, sweet ignorant vinnie,

China's the place that makes
a lot of the stuff you eat on.

Yes, china is a major global
exporter as well as dinnerware,

But why are we going there?

To meet my relatives,
of course.

Pandas are from china.

Well, maybe you can meet
some of your relatives

But actually
we're going because

Mrs. Twombly is being honored
at a ceremony in shanghai

For being the originator
of kung fu quilting.

Her family was also invited,
and we're her family.

Your owners said they'd love
for you to be there.

( all cheer )

Twombly:
People of shanghai,

In accepting this great honor,

I must compliment you
on your exemplary hospitality.

Oh. That's terrible.

Ugh. You're not accepting
a doctorate in quantum physics,

Twombly, for goodness sake.

Gotta sell 'em a load of clams
and leave 'em wanting more.

Keep re-writing, mrs. T.
You'll nail it.

Oh, I guess I'm just nervous
about public speaking.

But I am also so excited
about this trip.

Me too. It'll be
a great chance for me

To get some design inspiration

For the upcoming
pet fashion expo.

Psst! Blythe.

Uh, what is it, dad?

( laughs )

I just wanted to tell you

That there's something
I can't tell you.

Okay. Well,
can you give me a hint?

Okay.
It's something I want to do

For mrs. Twombly's ceremony.

I've already said too much.

Oh, blythie, you do have a way
of getting things out of me.

Hey, everybody,
I wanted to talk to you

About mrs. Twombly's
ceremony.

( pets chattering )

Well, ever since she found out
she's gonna meet her relatives,

Staring at herself
in the mirror.

Oh, well,
I'll have to fill her in later.

I wanted to show you all this!

Both:
Aah! A dragon!

Don't be silly.

It's not a dragon,
it's a chinese dragon puppet.

That's right, russell.

These puppets are part of the
chinese new year celebration.

I thought it'd be great for
you guys to all work together

To build it,
then you'll each fit inside

And perform a traditional dance
for mrs. T.'s ceremony.

She'll love it.
Pardon me, blythe,

But why is it
that we would want to dance

While wearing
this dragon costume?

It's all part of
the chinese new year celebration

And according to tradition,
when accompanied by drum beats,

The dance is said
to banish evil spirits.

Both:
Aah! Aah! Aah! Evil spirits!

Ugh. You guys are too--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you say, "spirits"?

As in g-g-ghosts?

Oh, I'm sure it's all just
a part of the tradition.

But even if
there are evil spirits,

Vinnie can dance them away.
Right, vinnie?

Right. Don't worry, guys.

I'm gonna dance like no one
in a chinese dragon puppet

Has ever danced before.

Oh, we're not worried.

But I think
russell might be.

Oh, that's right, russell,

You're just a tad afraid
of ghosts, aren't you?

Ghosts and marshmallows.

Look out, russell,
there goes a marshmallow ghost!

Huh? Aah!

( all laughing )

That's not funny!

Meeting my family will answer

So many questions
I have about myself.

Like, I wonder if
everyone in my family

Has a cute little belly,
like I do.

Or if they all have
really big eyes, like I do.

Or if they have
two colors of polish

On their toenails, like I do.

I'm not sure you can inherit
painted toe nails, penny ling.

But you can find out for sure,
because mrs. Twombly's ceremony

Is being held at the shanghai
wildlife preserve

Where they have
a large panda population. Look.

Penny ling:
Ah! Wow!

That's where my relatives live.

What a crazy coincidence.

Yeah, you couldn't
write this stuff.

Penny ling:
Hey, panda relatives!

( majestic theme playing )

All:
Penny ling!

Yes, it's me,
your american relative.

We've been waiting
for you for a long time.

Let me see your nails.

Pretty!

And look.

Both:
Tummy!

And look.

Wow, so much like me.

You guys really are...

All:
Family!

( sighs )

( upbeat theme playing)

Penny ling:
Okay, I'm ready, blythe.

Can we go meet my family now?

Okay, penny ling,
let me just check in

With everyone before we go.

We're going to
the wildlife preserve, dad.

Did you want to join us?
Roger: No can do, blythie.

I gotta work on my surprise
for mrs. Twombly's ceremony.

You go ahead
and have fun, though.

( grunting )

Practicing for
your big night, huh?

Oh, yes.
I am a little rusty.

Well, you look great.
To you, maybe,

But I'm going to be in front
of devoted kung fu quilters.

I've gotta be on top of my game.
Hee-yah!

Oh, can we go now?
Just one more check-in.

How's the dragon puppet
coming along?

Great.
Your drawing is very precise.

And this fabric you chose
is faboo.

But blythe,
has it been treated?

Treated with what?

With g-g-ghost-repellent.

( all laugh )

Maybe you could
pick up some ghost repellent

While you're out?

Oh. Can we go, now?

Okay, let's go.

So penny ling, on the way
to the wildlife preserve,

I thought we could check out
at the historic bund district,

Then visit yuyuan garden,
then check out the marketplace.

Okay, but can we take
the really fast shuttle tour?

Heh-heh.
The really fast shuttle tour.

Funny.
( horn honks )

"the really fast shuttle tour."

Well, sounds like
the tour for us.

( blythe & penny ling yelling )

( upbeat chinese theme playing)

Great shot of
the bund district, blythe.

( both yell )

Blythe:
Had to get a shot of the famous
jade rock in yuyuan garden.

Pretty. Whoa!
Whoa!

( both grunt )

Blythe:
Great shot of that chinese junk,
huh, penny ling?

Oh, blythe, that's not nice
to call that boat junk.

But that's what they're
called in china: Junks.

Penny ling:
Oh.

Both:
Whoa!

Come on, blythe,
I can't wait

To finally meet
my chinese panda relatives.

I've gotta try
and fix this mess on my head.

I'll catch up with you later.

Do you really think this puppet
and its corresponding dance

Will repel any evil spirits
we may encounter tomorrow night?

With my great choreography,

All of you and penny ling too,

We've got nothing
to worry about.

I sure hope you're right,
vinnie.

Oh, us too, vinnie.

Yeah, tell us again

How we're gonna keep
the ghosts away.

( girls howling )

With pleasure.

( vinnie grunting )

¶ I'm the one dancer
no ghost can lick ¶

¶ sending evil spirits packing
with my lizard scissor kick ¶

¶ I spin like a butterfly
sting like a bee ¶

¶ you're a ghost? So what?
You still don't scare me ¶

¶ oops, watch out
nope, you didn't see that ¶

¶ I twinkle on my toes
and one, two, three, splat ¶

¶ every pirouette spin
is faster than lightning ¶

¶ if there's anything
I'm good at ¶

¶ it's dance-fu fighting

¶ I'm the terra cotta king
you don't stand a chance ¶

¶ I've got a hundred ancient
warriors just waiting to dance ¶

¶ every kick, step in perfect
synchronization ¶

¶ the undefeated ghost army
of the dance-fu nation ¶

¶ you've been buried in
the ground since ancient times ¶

¶ I know trees who are better
at busting out rhymes ¶

¶ your moves are so old
they're all covered in rust ¶

¶ prepare your ghost army
to be turned to dust ¶

¶ a little do-se-do step
and then repeat ¶

¶ this is one dance where
I step on your feet ¶

¶ I spin like a dervish
just try and run ¶

¶ that's ghost army zero
to one hundred and one ¶

¶ hi-yah

( all laughing and cheering )

( thunder crashes )

¶ what's the problem, vinnie?
You look a little scared ¶

¶ not used to fighting dragons?
Better start to prepare ¶

¶ my entire body is a dance-fu
fighting machine ¶

¶ I'll eat five of you for
breakfast and still stay lean ¶

¶ trained in the ancient art
of dance war ¶

¶ I'll scare you to death
then bring you back for more ¶

¶ I see your puny moves
it's a dancing fail ¶

¶ now prepare to get schooled
by my dance-fu tail ¶

¶ you're big, I'll admit
you got that going ¶

¶ but oops, watch out, I think
your clumsy is showing ¶

¶ you call yourself a dragon?
You can't even blow fire ¶

¶ now grab a cane and sit back
you're about to retire ¶

( grunts )

Boo.

( dragon whimpering )

( pets cheering )

Oh. Poor penny ling.

She missed
a heck of a fantasy.

Hello! I'm penny ling
and I'm your long-lost cousin.

Hmm. Are you
speaking to me?

Yes, I'm penny ling,
and we're cousins.

Oh. I am ling pen.

I came all the way from america
just to meet you, ling pen.

I could tell you were american
by your very thick accent.

Uh, I have an accent?

What did you say?
Oh, yes.

Accent very thick.

I have some grasp
of what you do and say

Because of my love for
all american movie musicals.

My, how random.

These are more of your cousins,
penny ling.

This is ling jun and jun ling.

They also adore
american movie musicals.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, well,
two out of three's not bad.

It's so wonderful
to meet you all.

Would you like me
to tell you about my life?

No, we already know so much
about american life from movies.

Oh. Well, maybe you can
tell me about your life?

Mmm. We live here.
We like american movie musicals.

You must like to sing
all the time in the rain.

Um, no, not really.

Oh, well you must like to put
clickity-clacks on your feet

And dance with
a friend on stairs.

Can't say that I've done
too much of that.

Here, we make these,
just like in the movies.

You know, like this.

( upbeat theme playing)

¶ come with me
and you will see ¶

¶ how much fun
that it will be ¶

All:
¶ and in the rain, we sing

Oh, my, yes.

That was wonderful.

Seven song and dance numbers
in a row.

Thank you, cousin. We must
now nap after so much dancing.

But we would like you
to join us tomorrow night

For a traditional family meal
to celebrate chinese new year.

You will be our guest of honor.

Ah! Me?

Your guest of honor? Oof!

Of course I'll join you,
cousins.

Oh, and we cannot wait to see
your fancy american costume.

( all snoring )

Tomorrow night, a traditional
family meal with my family!

I'm glad we're taking the normal
speed shuttle back to the hotel.

So did you enjoy yourself today,
penny ling?

Well, there were a few lulls,
but mostly it was great.

And isn't that what spending
time with family is all about?

Hey, maybe you could swing by

Before mrs. Twombly's
ceremony tomorrow night.

Well, actually,
they invited me

To a traditional panda family
meal in my honor tomorrow night.

But you can't miss
mrs. Twombly's ceremony.

It's the whole reason
we're here.

And the pets need you to help
them with their dragon dance.

I feel terrible about missing
mrs. Twombly's ceremony,

But this dinner
involves my real family.

[sobbing]

Okay, okay!
Please don't cry!

I'll let everyone know
you'll have to miss the ceremony

And the dragon dance
for family reasons.

Oh, thank you, blythe!
I knew you'd understand.

( sighs ):
I just hope everyone else does.

( upbeat theme playing)

( door opens )

Wow, fantastic work, everyone!

You followed my design
to the letter.

Yes, and we left plenty of room
for you in the tail, penny ling.

Right.
Well, about that...

I'll tell them, blythe.
You see,

I met my panda relatives,
and they invited me to join them

For a special dinner
in my honor.

Whoa, well,
that's fantastic.

Tomorrow night.
All: What?

But, penny, you're a crucial
element of our dragon puppet.

You're our caboose!

Without you,
our dragon will be draggin'.

And our dance won't be as good
as it needs to be.

But my family is important to me
and I just have to go.

If I know penny ling
as well as I think I do,

I'm sure she'll get back here
in time.

Mrs. Twombly ( screams ):
Blythe!

What's the matter,
mrs. T?

The hotel washed
my kung fu quilting uniform...

In hot water.

Oops.
Okay, relax, mrs. T.

I'll have your uniform as good
as new, in time for tomorrow.

Oh, thank you, blythe.
I knew you could help.

Whew! I need
a manchurian tea break.

Ugh. What else
could go wrong?

Penny ling ( screams ):
Blythe!

Penny ling, what is it?

I need a favor.
It's really important.

I need an american costume
for my dinner tomorrow night.

An american costume.
What's that?

I don't know, but it seems
important to my family,

So can you please help me?

( whimpers )

Uh, sure, I'll get right on it.

Oh, thank you, blythe.

I'll be over there practicing
my chinese language skills.

Ugh. I wonder what
the chinese word for "help" is.

The only word I know so far
is "ni hao." it means "hello."

Ni hao. Ni hao. Ni hao.
Ni hao.

Ni hao. Ni hao. Ni hao.

( chinese theme playing )

Ooh! A full house.

Ooh! Does that include
the evil spirits?

It might, since penny ling
not being here

Won't allow us to operate
the puppet properly.

And despite what you said,
blythe,

I still think our little panda
will come through.

I sure hope you're right.

We don't have long
before we go on.

( dramatic theme playing )

Penny ling:
Ni hao!

Oh, very good chinese,

But your accent
is still very thick.

What is this you are wearing?

It's an american costume,
just like you asked.

Blythe made it for me
last night.

Oh. What movie musical
was this liberty statue in?

Oh. Is that what you wanted?
A musical costume?

Oh, well.
Come, let us eat.

( chinese theme playing )

( sniffs )

Ew!

It smells like pepper
when she's not very happy.

Ah. It is called
stinky tofu.

We like it very much.

( chuckles )

( speaking in chinese )

Panda elder says that
the more it stinks,

The better its flavor.

Oh...

Where is penny?
We're nearly on!

How can we do
a dragon dance

To keep the evil spirits away
without her?

Man ( over pa ):
Ladies and gentlemen,
to begin our ceremony,

Please enjoy
a special dragon dance

Performed for our guest
of honor, anna twombly.

( crowd cheering )
oh. Thank you.

Vinnie, you can do this...
For mrs. Twombly.

Okay, I'll amp up my dancing.

Now, as part of our celebration,

It is time to perform
a traditional dragon dance.

Oh, I know about this.

It's to ward off
the evil spirits.

Oh, so sorry, penny ling,

But there is no room for you
in our dragon puppet.

Oh...

I really don't fit in here.

But I know where I do fit in.

( upbeat chinese theme playing)

Uhh! We got too much
butt ballast!

Everyone hold up your sections!

I'll try to steer her
out of this tailspin.

( crowd gasping and murmuring )

Oh, no!

( dramatic theme playing )

Ni hao, everyone!

Aah! Penny ling?

Oh, thank goodness.
You got here just in time.

( dramatic theme playing )

( penny ling grunting )

( upbeat chinese theme playing)

( crowd cheering )

( pets cheering )

Colossal footwork as usual,
vinnie.

I'm sorry for being late,
everyone,

And for even leaving
in the first place.

You're all my real family,
as much as any of my relatives.

Now I'd like to introduce
tonight's guest of honor,

Mrs. Anna twombly.

We present to you this plaque
in recognition

Of your contribution
to the art of kung fu quilting

As its wuhu master
and originator.

Oh, my goodness!
Thank you all so much.

And I also want to thank
my family members,

And the ones
who are with me tonight.

And especially you,
blythe baxter,

For really making
all of this possible.

That's my daughter!
Ha, ha!

And, uh, this is for you,
mrs. Twombly.

( rock theme playing )

Hyah! Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

Heh. That's my dad.

Whoa!

And that's a great
musical costume.

Ah! Ho! Viva!

Ah, family.

( upbeat pop theme playing )

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶