All language subtitles for Littlest.Pet.Shop.S02E15_3

( groans )

I give up.

Studying for french class
is impossible.

None of it makes sense.

It's like learning
another language.

Well, maybe we can help?
How?

Well, we have been listening
to you practice, blythe.

Yeah, and we could say stuff
to you in french.

And then you could, you know,
tell us what it means.

Huh. That's actually
a pretty good idea.

( clears throat )

Lulu velulu zhevou monfroo.

( nasal gibberish )

What does that mean, pepper?
I don't know.

That's what the language sounds
like when you're saying it,

So I figure
that's gotta mean something.

( groans )
( door opens )

Blythe, my darling daughter,

Have I got
some great news for you.

French is no longer a language?
No. Guess again.

You've been--
I'll just tell you.

Here's the exciting news.

Zoe's owners are sick.
Hee-hee-hee.

I wouldn't call that news
necessarily exciting.

They've asked me to ask you

If you want to go with zoe
on the pet jet

And chaperone her
to her show in...Paris.

Paris? City of romance?
City of lights?

City of a language
I don't understand?

Aah!

Unh. Ow.

N-not interested, huh?

Hm-hm-hm.
You better go pack.

Eee!

I am going to paris.
I am going to paris.

She is going to paris!

She is going to paris!

¶ you think about
all the things ¶

¶ that you love to do

¶ it all comes true

¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶

¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ I am going to paris,
I am going to paris ¶

Blythe, you're not
gonna be singing that

The whole flight, are you?

I might.

Flight plan is filed.
We are ready to go, captain.

Great. Blythe, meet my co-pilot,
stephanie hart.

Hi. I've heard a lot
about you, blythe.

My daughter emma's on board
for this flight.

I'm sure she'd like
to meet you too.

Mwah.
Have a good flight, kiddo.

Stephanie,
let's hit the skies.

Hey, you must be emma.

Hello.
Blythe, right?

Yep.
Nice to meet you.

You sure brought a lot
of reading material.

My dream is to be a travel guide
and lead tours.

So, I'm studying up
before we get to paris.

But it looks like you brought
stuff for germany instead.

Or, as they say in canada,
sacrebleu.

You can probably get a map
of paris when we get there.

Yeah. Hey, maybe we can explore
the city together.

Oh, I'd love to.
Zoe: Arf! Arf!

But I'm really going to paris
to help a friend.

So that's job number one.
Oh, I totally understand.

I'll still let you know when
I'm going out wandering,

Just in case.

Sounds good.
Nice meeting you.

As they say in Italy,
ciao.

( toy squeaking )

Well, zoe, do you think
you packed enough?

My travel motto is:
When in doubt, pack everything.

( toy squeaking )

A little nervous, huh?

No. Just excited.

I can barely keep
from jumping out of my fur!

My first overseas show.

And I get to see
my old friend madame pom!

I'm really glad
you're with me, blythe.

I'm excited too.
Paris is gonna be great.

But I'm gonna help you with
whatever you need, I promise.

That's first priority.

You've never let me down
before, darling.

( gasps )
( plane rattling )

( squeaking )

Ooh, this is so exciting.

Our zoe
in an international competition.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
...Fashion line.

Oh, I-I don't understand
why we don't get the channel

The competition is on.

We get every other station,

Like the bread crust network
and the insect channel.

( buzzing )

Huh. I think I'd better call
my cable provider.

Ohh.

Insect channel.

Zoe's gonna be
on television.

Do you think this means
blythe will be too?

I sure hope so.

I wish we were there

So we could watch ourselves
on television.

Minka, if we were there,
we wouldn't be here,

So we couldn't watch ourselves
be there.

Okay, that one's gonna hurt
for a while.

I hope the television
shows us some of paris.

Blythe made it sound
very exciting.

Yeah, from the way
she described paris,

I can practically see it.

( accordion playing )

¶ chez paris
chez paris ¶

¶ a beautiful city
where they say ¶

Oui, oui!

¶ travel to France

¶ and you'll be entranced

¶ by the beauty of chez paris

¶ the restaurants of paris
are like nowhere else ¶

¶ you can dine on soufflé
and baguettes ¶

¶ with 10,000 cheeses
you'll never want to leave ¶

¶ this beautiful chez paris

¶ chez paris
chez paris ¶

¶ throw on a beret
and let's go ¶

Allons-y!

¶ croissants in cafés

¶ you're a frog
hide your legs ¶

¶ when in beautiful chez paris

¶ it's a city of artists
who hang in the louvre ¶

¶ mona lisa is smirking ¶

¶ picasso is blue

¶ van gogh is here

Have you seen my ear?

¶ in the beautiful chez paris

¶ it's a city of romance
there's love in the air ¶

¶ you'll float down the river
with nary a care ¶

¶ an accordion plays
the love songs of the day ¶

¶ in the beautiful
chez paris ¶

¶ chez paris
chez paris ¶

¶ you'll never get tired
with so much to see ¶

¶ make some fondue

¶ get a flower or two

¶ in beautiful

¶ chez paris

It really is gonna be
something to see.

I just hope
we get to see it.

( whimsical french theme
playing )

Paris is totally amazing!

Oh, zoe, I want to see
every street, every stairway.

Well, right now
I just want to see

The grounds
for the dog show.

You're sure we're headed
the right way?

They said
it's near the eiffel tower,

And they don't get
any more eiffel-y than that.

Good.
I am ready for this competition.

Nothing will distract me.
Nothing.

Apparently
you didn't hear me.

I said nothing
will distract me.

( whimsical theme playing )

Um, what's he doing?

He's a street mime,
zoe.

Mimes act out situations
and feelings without speaking.

Paris is famous
for them.

His dish says his name
is philippe.

Ahh!
Oh, how sweet.

( sniffs )

Merci, philippe.

We should be at the show grounds
in just a couple of minutes.

Okay, zoe?

It's a good thing I know you're
focused on the dog show, zoe.

Otherwise that philippe
could be a real thorn

In your competition
preparation, right?

Uh, right.
Ahh, thorn.

( mellow theme playing)

Whoa.

Not only is paris another world,
so is this dog show.

( sniffs )

Philippe.

Oh!

Oh, do my eyes
deceive?

Zey do not.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Oh, dearest zoe,

So nice to see you here
on ze continent.

I'm so excited for you.

Your first
international competition.

You'll be famous all over
the world, like me.

Competition. Famous.

Me. Philippe.

I'm due for
some costume fittings,

But we simply must talk
before ze competition.

I vill see you, yes?
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

You're gonna get past this
puppy love thing, right, zoe?

Ahh. Philippe.

Well, what do you think
of this one, zoe?

Are you still daydreaming
about that mime?

Oh, blythe, I think about him
every night, every day,

And every time in between.

Zoe, you just met him
yesterday.

Try to stay focused.

We'll make sure you see
philippe after the competition.

But what about after that?

I'll go home,
he'll stay here,

And we'll never
see each other again!

This is a dog who hasn't even
spoken to you, remember?

Maybe I just like
the strong, silent type.

G'day, blythe.
Oh, hi, emma.

I'm going out to explore.
Want to come?

So my tour group
doesn't get lost.

I know I don't have a group,
so it's just practice.

Do you want to go explore?

I don't know,
emma.

I'd love to, but the dog show
is in just a couple hours.

Still, most of the outfits
are almost done.

Well, I'll be down in the lobby
if you decide you wanna go.

Cheers.
As they say in london.

There really is no reason for us
to stay here all afternoon

Until
the competition.

How would you feel
if emma and I

Dropped you off at
the dog show grounds

That sounds like
a brilliant idea, darling.

Okay.

Looks like it's dogs only
beyond this point,

So you're on your own, zoe.

I'll be back by 4.
I promise-promise, okay?

She'll be fine, blythe.
Now come on.

We've got a deluxe tour
to get to.

Lead on, tour guide.

( buzzing )

( laughs )

Vinnie, tell me
you haven't been watching

The insect channel
all this time.

Shh!
You'll scare them away.

Mrs. Twombly:
Good news, my sweeties!

I spoke to my cable provider,
and we should be getting

The channel showing
zoe's competition right now.

( whimsical theme playing )

There you go.
Enjoy.

Ohh, no more
insect channel?

Unh.

Under a short--
wall?

( grunting )

Ha-ha.
Vinnie: Oh-ho-ho.

Come now, vinnie.

We don't want to miss any
of zoe's dog show.

( angrily )
no one's
changing this channel!

( whimsical theme playing )

Philippe!
Philippe!

( sniffs )

Oh, another flower.

How sweet.

Although
it'd be even nicer

If you actually said
something sweet to me.

Oh, I see.

You're saying the struggle
to be together

Is like a great wind pushing
against us.

Oh, and it's true.

We are trapped
by our circumstances.

Ohh, poor us.

You're so right.

There's a force
pulling us together

That cannot be denied.

Oh, philippe,
we think exactly alike,

Our two hearts
beating as one.

These fabrics
are perfect.

I could use these
for my pet expo designs.

Doggie sweaters,
mongoose booties.

I think this amazing city
has some kind of hold on me.

It's a magnet,
and I can't help

But be drawn
to everything in it.

You know, blythe,
I think you've got

What they call in the
travel biz travel fever.

More like paris fever.
Where are we going next?

Are you sure you don't need to
be getting back to the dog show?

Oh, there's still time
to do one or two more things

Before I need to get back.

Well, there's supposed to be a
great ramen place over that way.

Ha. Maybe if we were
in tokyo.

( chuckles )

I really should get
a paris map.

Ooh, look over there.
A real french café.

I bet they have café au lait
and maybe some chocolat too.

( buzzing continues )

Russell, we're running
out of time.

We've got to get
that channel changed,

Or we're gonna miss
the whole show!

Relax, pepper.
I have the perfect plan.

Oh, my gosh, look!

They're having auditions
across the street

For an all-dancing
gecko show!

Yeah. Not one
of your better plans.

I'd have to
agree.

Oh, philippe, madame pom
will be so excited to meet you.

Oh! There she is now.

Madame pom.

Zoe darling, I was wondering
when you were going to appear.

Ze competition
is almost ready to--

Madame pom, I want you to meet
my partner, my soul mate,

My reason for living.

This is philippe.

Philippe, I thought
you only gave flowers to me.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Yes, nice to meet you.

Zoe, can ve speak
privately?

You're not serious
about zis soul mate business,

Are you, darling?

What do you mean?

Vell, I'm sure
this philippe is very nice,

But I alvays pictured you
vith someone of more...Depth.

Depth?

His every gesture

Is about how passionately
he feels about me.

Are you sure you're not just
seeing what you vant to see?

I just don't vant you
to be so distracted

Zat you don't do vell
in de competition.

You're jealous that I've found
my perfect match

And you haven't.

You're just trying to
make me doubt myself

For the competition.

Zoe, I assure you,
I--

Well! I don't even care
about the dog show!

All I care about
is philippe,

And we're going to be
together forever!

( whimsical french theme
playing )

Ooh, merci beaucoup.

Did I say that right?

To perfection.
How's your café?

( slurps )

Mmm. It is so au lait.

Oh, this city.

The fashions,
the food, the people.

Ugh. Mm.

I'd move here in a heartbeat

If it weren't
for my friends back home.

I just wish this day
hadn't gone by so quickly.

I mean, look at that,
it's practically--

Oh, my gosh.
It's almost 4!

I said I'd be back at the
dog show with zoe's costumes.

Paris, how could you
do this to me?

( suspenseful theme playing )

Um, excuse me.
How do I get to the--

Excuse me,
can you tell me how to--

Duh. It's no use.

I need directions back
to the dog show grounds,

But we still don't have
a paris map,

And all I've learned how to say
is merci beaucoup.

Blythe, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know that your animal
friends meant so much to you.

Ah, they mean everything.

It's okay. I know how to find
our way back to the dog show.

Without a map?

Yes. I know
a magic travel trick

Every tour guide has up their
sleeve in case of an emergency.

Is that how they say it
in France?

Eiffel tower, s'il vous plait,
tout de suite.

( horns honking )

Blythe:
This can't be happening.

Vinnie:
So real,

Like I can reach out
and touch 'em.

I could watch this
for the rest of my life.

Whoza-whatza?

I don't even have
my 3d glasses on.

( crafty laugh )

Come here,
you tasty tv dinner.

( grunting )

It's a toy fly?

Sorry to trick you, vinnie,
but it had to be done.

You would've hated yourself

If you'd been the reason
that we all missed zoe on tv.

Come on, everybody,
dog show competition is on!

Whoa.

I'm sorry, you guys.

It's just sometimes
tv seems so, you know, real.

I guess I just got caught up
in it all.

It's okay, vinnie.
It happens. Have a seat.

Gotta say, this definitely
was one of your better plans.

I have to agree.

Oh, philippe, to be walking
with you like this,

Almost arm-in-arm,
it's a dream come true.

( clanks )

Yes, that's very nice,

But I must know
how you truly feel,

And I long
to hear your voice.

Speak what's in
your heart, philippe.

Speak. Speak.

( grunts )

Enough with the flowers,
already!

How come you never speak, hm?

I understand some french, so it
can't be the language barrier.

You have nothing to say?

Oh, what a fool I've been.

I can't believe
I told off madame pom

For some fake-flower-picking
french spaniel.

Announcer ( over pa ):
Mesdames and messieurs,

Welcome to the international
canine competition.

Oh, no.
They're starting!

Oh, I hope I can
get there in time

And make some kind
of showing.

Oh, philippe, I'll always
think of you fondly,

And you'll think of me,
won't you?

Yeah, okay, whatever.
Later.

Blythe:
I don't even know why I'm trying
to make an outfit for zoe.

It's not like I'm gonna make it
to the dog show in this traffic.

Blythe, I think I just came up
with another travel guide trick

Here's the most important thing
to remember.

Blythe:
Pardonnez-moi!
Pardonnez-moi!

Pardonnez-moi!
Pardonnez-moi!

Pardonnez-moi!

Announcer ( over pa ):
We have a disqualification.

The american competitor zoe
is no longer a participant

In the solo competition

Because she did not take
the stage at her assigned time.

But there is still one thing
I must salvage.

Madame pom!

Hello, darling.
Vere's your soul mate?

Oh, madame, I am so sorry.
You were right.

Philippe was gorgeous,
so very gorgeous,

But he had nothing else
to offer, nothing to share.

Oh, darling, I hope
you do not feel too badly.

No. I'm happy
I learned the truth

Before I let any more
of my fabulous prime pass.

And you were only trying
to help.

Can you ever forgive me?

Consider yourself forgiven.

Zoe, I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry!

Paris got to me and I totally
lost track of time.

I hope I'm not too late.
Here's your outfit.

Oh, blythe,
it's a marvelous outfit,

But unfortunately, I've been
disqualified from the show.

Oh, no!
It's all my fault.

I got so distracted.

No, it's not your fault.

I was more than a little
distracted myself,

The important things
all worked out.

Ah, madame
is getting an idea.

I believe I know how
to make all of zis work out.

Announcer ( over pa ):
Ladies and gentlemen,

Madame pom has dropped
out of ze competition

And re-entered
in the duo category,

Now teamed with--
wait for it.

--Zoe!

Bet you didn't see
zat one coming.

( electronic music playing )

( cheering )

( whistles )

The best in show award goes
to madame pom and zoe.

( cheering )

I really am sorry I cut things
so close there, zoe.

You don't need to apologize,
darling.

I think I got a bit swept up
by paris too.

Romance and all that.

Now we know
to always keep our heads

Firmly on our shoulders
when we're here.

( scottish burr ):
Ladies, you're looking
quite lovely today.

You were saying,
zoe?

Um, I was saying that I think
it's time to go home.

Ha-ha-ha.
I think you're right.

But remember,

We'll always have
paris.

( upbeat pop theme playing )

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶