All language subtitles for Littlest.Pet.Shop.S02E11_3

( mellow theme playing)

( water dripping slowly )

Yup.
Yup.

Yup.

Buongiorno!
Is this the littlest pot shop?

I need a tiny little pot.

No, they're a block over
and two streets down.

Grazie!
You've been most helpful.

Yup.

Yup.

( tires squealing )

Oh, not the littlest pit stop?

Nope.
Sorry.

Yup.

Yup.

Man:
Down here.

Top 'o the mornin', lassies!

I'm littlest pat
and I'm looking for a shop

That caters
to my particular needs.

I'm afraid that wouldn't be us,
littlest pat.

Oh, hmm, tittly-tee.

This is the slowest business
has ever been, blythe.

If for no other reason than
to keep us from going bonkers.

Yeah, I mean,
I enjoy making lanyards

As much as the next
fashion-conscious teen,

But I think I'm developing
an allergy to plastic.

( sneezes )

Oh! Bless you, dear.

There's gotta be something
we can do to improve business.

Well, catering to littlest pat's
needs might help.

I got it!

The way to get customers into
a business is to advertise.

We'll make a commercial!

A commercial?

Great galloping grapes.

That is a wonderful idea,
blythe.

The only problem
is that there's no way

It costs a lot of money
to make a commercial.

That's the beauty of it,
mrs. T.

We can save a lot of money
by doing it all ourselves.

Jasper is a whiz at making
videos on his computer,

So I'm sure he could help us.

Mm. An actual commercial
for littlest pet shop.

Um, littlest putt shop?

No.

Let's do it.

¶ you think about
all the things ¶

¶ that you love to do

¶ it all comes true

¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶

¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

I never thought I'd be directing
a for-real commercial.

I know you'll do an awesome job,
jasper.

And thanks
for helping out too guys.

Yeah, this is gonna be
so much fun.

I gotta go get ready. You know,
get my director game-face on.

Okay, see you in a bit.

Wow, they're going to shoot
a commercial here at the shop.

Mm,
what's a commercial?

That's the stuff on tv
that comes in between

The stuff you want to watch.

It pays for the stuff
you want to watch.

All:
Oh.

I always wondered.

That's right.
You're all going to be on tv.

On tv.

Oh, that's so exciting.
Uh-oh.

I'm not sure if the viewing
public is ready

For a close-up of me.

I might be too cute for tv.

( all chattering )

Blythe:
Don't worry, it'll be okay.

Well, I gotta go get working on
the script.

See you later.

( all clamoring )

Ooh, let me tell ya,
ladies and pets,

You cannot get any more
showbizzy exciting than this.

Oh!

What if we had
our own animated series

That celebrated
our adorable antics

Would that not, in fact,
be more showbizzy exciting?

Ha.
Like that will ever happen.

Gee, I wonder what our
commercial will be like.

I'm guessing
it'll be something

Like this.

Whoa.

Look at all of those toys.

That's right, minka.

Here at littlest pet shop,

We're proud of our huge
selection of pet toys.

Including weird toys for pets
from distant galaxies.

Really? That is so cool.

Yo, check this out.

¶ yeah

( grunts )

The lps is off da hook

Representin' some of da finest

Pet care in all da city, yo.

Ah, you talking
like that sounds...

Hmm, how should I say this?

Lame.

I know.

And do not forget,

Our fabulous selection
of top quality

Pet food is second to none.

¶ you got money in your pocket
that you want to spend ¶

¶ come to littlest pet shop
and be a friend ¶

¶ for all your pet shop needs

¶ supplies are all organic
and gluten free ¶

¶ don't wait,
just take a chance ¶

¶ coming here will make you
wanna sing and dance ¶

¶ day care for your pets
¶ where we sing duets

¶ and there's no regrets
¶ plus we sell fishing nets

Um, actually, vinnie,
we don't sell fishing nets.

Oh, well maybe we should.

Not really a pet supply.

Huh? Fish are pets too.

( all chattering )

¶ just come to
littlest pet shop ¶

¶ yeah, come on out
to littlest pet shop ¶

¶ spend all your money
at the littlest pet shop ¶

¶ where we'll be

¶ your friend too

Pets:
Yeah.

We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsors.

It'd be nice if we could do
a big musical dance number.

A musical number
in a commercial...

Ooh, blythe, I jotted down a few
little ideas for the commercial.

Oh, but you probably
don't want to see them.

Sure I would, mrs. T.
What do ya got?

You want to include an elephant?

Well, I always hear people
talking about

The "elephant in the room,"

And thought that it might be
a sure-fire attention-getter.

Umm, maybe.

Okay, hold on.

A luxury yacht pulling a line
of water skiers

Holding a littlest pet shop
banner?

Too much?
Just a little.

Well, just skip down to the end,

And give me
your honest reaction.

"then the gorgeous shop owner,

"dressed in a fabulous
diamond-studded ball gown,

"surrounded by muscular
male dancers

As she sings the littlest
pet shop theme song."

We have a theme song?

¶ you can be

¶ what you wanna be

¶ at the littlest pet shop--

Okay, forget the theme song,

But the rest is do-able,
isn't it?

Mrs. Twombly, this commercial
isn't exactly going to be

A big budget extravaganza.

I hope that doesn't
disappoint you.

Of course not, dear.

I was just spit-balling
some ideas.

I don't really care what you
and your friends come up with...

As long as I'm in it.

Of course you'll be in it.

Jasper's a no-frills,
laid-back kind of guy,

So I think we'll all have
a lot of fun.

( jasper clears throat )

All right, enough of this
goofing off, people.

Let's make some pet shop
commercial magic.

Or not.

Okay, people,
we don't have all day.

Let's do this first shot. Now.

Dude, chill.

I'll chill once I call,
"cut, that's a wrap."

Camera's ready.

Finally. Roll camera.

Establishing shot
of littlest pet shop.

Take one.

Have we started yet?

Cut.

Yes, mrs. Twombly,
we've started.

And you've just ruined
the opening shot.

Oh. Oopsy daisy.

Sorry.

I don't want anyone
coming out the door

While we're doing
this shot.

Please stay inside the shop
while we...

( static buzzing,
indistinct chatter )

Uh, what did she say?

I have no idea.

Okay, let's try this again.

Camera still rolling.

Establishing shot
of littlest pet shop.

Take two.

Youngmee, can you repeat that?

I couldn't understand
what you were saying.

Cut!

She said that everyone
should stay inside

Until the first shot
is finished. Got it?

Yeah, I got it.

Sheesh.

One more time.

Please.

Establishing shot
of littlest pet shop.

Take three.

Cut. Print. Let's move on.

Hold it. We've gotta go again,
the battery ran out.

Argh!

( muttering indistinctly )

I'm so nervous.

I never realized
how important

Until we started
this whole adventure.

Well, just relax and have fun.
You'll do great.

Mrs. Twombly, we're going to
film your part,

So just look into camera
and say your line.

You bet, brett.

My name's jasper,
but I'm glad you got it.

Oh, jasper, I know it's you.

I don't know why
I called you brett.

I suppose it's my nerves.

Don't worry about it.
Roll camera.

Rolling.
Mrs. Twombly's line.

Take one.
Oh.

Jasper:
And action.

Uh, y-you want me
to do something?

Yes, mrs. Twombly.
Say your line.

Oh, of course.

Um, my line, which is...

Come to littlest pet shop
for all your pet care needs.

We're the best.

Very good.

Are we done?

No, mrs. Twombly,
you have to say your li--

Blythe, please.
I'll work with the actors.

You have to say the line,
mrs. Twombly,

Not blythe.

Oh, yes, I knew that. Ahem.

Come to littlest pet shop for--
for...

Oh, for the love of scale,
feather, and fur.

Blythe:
For all your pet care needs.
We're the best.

Right. Are we done?

Jasper:
Yes.

Thank goodness.

Oh, this is so much fun,

I can't wait to see
how I look on camera.

Now blythe,
can you get the pets

To sit still for a minute
while I record them?

Sure. Why?

Not that I need
to explain myself,

But I feel
I'll be able to emphasize

What a fun place
littlest pet shop is for pets,

By actually showing some pets.

That doesn't make
very good use of--

Blythe, are you questioning
my artistic vision?

Uh, no, sir.

Not me.
You're the director.

Finally,
something we both agree on.

Okay, everybody,
our "genius" director

Wants you to just sit still
and look at the camera.

That doesn't make very good use
of our personalities.

It's what he wants.

Something about his
"artistic vision."

Any director that doesn't make
full use of me in their project

Can't have much
of an artistic vision.

Jasper:
Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

( screams then grunts )

Jasper:
Cut.

Cut.

Finally, someone who knows how
to act in front of the camera.

( barking )

Cut!

( box playing music )

What's this?

Blythe, lose the props.

Pee-yew!

Cut!

That's a wrap, people...
And pets.

Thank you all for your help.
Such as it was.

I promise that even though I
wasn't given much to work with,

I will deliver the best
commercial possible.

Adieu.

Could he get any more
full of himself?

All:
No.

Blythe, I did it.

Did what, oh great director?

I was looking at all of the
crummy footage we shot today

And suddenly it came to me,

The way to make this commercial
really work.

You're gonna love it.
Well, what is it?

I have a computer program
that I can use

To make the pets look like
they're actually talking.

Mouth moves and all.

They're going to be the stars
of this commercial.

The pets will be talking?

That's...Different.

So what about mrs. Twombly?

Oh, she's out.
What?

Jasper, you can't do that.

You have no idea
how much mrs. Twombly

Sorry, blythe,
but that's showbiz.

It's about my artistic vision,
after all.

Gotta go, lots more editing
to do. See ya.

Mrs. Twombly's out?

This is terrible.

Oh, this is so exciting.

My tv commercial debut.

The screening starts
in one minute, everyone.

This is not going to be good.

So jasper,
did you read my suggestions

For the pets' voices?

I did, blythe, and no offense,

But you were way off base
with your voice direction.

Your pretty oversized head
about it, though.

I went with my choices
and it turned out just great.

I'm not the only one around here
with a big head.

All right, everyone, time to
show you what will no doubt

Become known as my masterwork.

Lights, mrs. Twombly.

( drumroll playing )

I give you my littlest pet shop
commercial.

Hey,
all you pets out there.

( in deep voice ):
Listen up, yo.

I don't sound like that.
Do I?

( in squeaky voice ):
Are you tired of getting
the same old food, toys,

And other pet supplies?

Ha-ha. You sound funny.

( in old man's voice ):
Are you tired of not getting
the best pet day care available?

Hey, that's not funny.

You know, everybody thinks
their voice sounds weird

( in high-pitched voice ):
You gotta start talking

( in dark voice ):
You gotta get them
to take you somewhere new.

( in deep voice ):
You gotta get them to take you
to littlest pet shop.

Do you have any idea what this
is going to do to my image?

Pets:
Go to littlest pet shop
for all your pet care needs.

We're the best.

Littlest pet shop,
we don't sell pets.

We cater to them.

So? What did everybody think?

What did I think? Hmm.

Well, what did I think?

I, uh, I think that, um...

I think I need to go find
a box of tissues.

( sobbing )

I never thought my work
would bring people to tears.

Blythe, mrs. Twombly left before
I could share my good news.

What's the good news?

That this wasn't
the actual commercial

And we were all just punked?

What? No.

My dad is pals with the manager
at the local tv station

And he agreed
to put the commercial

On the air starting tomorrow.

Pretty cool, huh?

Not so much.

You guys stay here.

I have to go
talk to mrs. Twombly.

( mrs. Twombly crying )

Hi, mrs. T.

Oh, ahem. Hi, blythe.

It seems like everyone
comes in here when they're sad,

So I thought I'd give it a try.

I know how much it meant to you
to be in the commercial.

I'm really sorry
it turned out this way.

Oh, don't you worry about me,
blythe.

I've gotten by without
commercial fame for this long.

I suppose I can keep going
without it for a while longer.

I am a little worried
about your friend, though.

Jasper? Yeah, me too.

Does he always
act like this?

No, he doesn't. Fortunately.

Well then you might
want to talk to him

And find out why he's acting
like such a knucklehead now.

And you stay in here
as long as you like, okay?

Oh, thank you, dear.

Jasper, we need to talk.

Uh, sure.

This whole commercial thing
has turned out to be a big mess.

For one thing, I know that
mrs. T. Is completely bummed

That you cut her
out of her own commercial,

And that the pets
are not at all happy

With the voices
you gave them.

How do you know that?

Well, I just talked to mrs. T.,

And as far as the pets go,

I just know, okay?

I also know
that you've been acting

Like a big jerk the whole time

And that sue and youngmee
aren't happy

With how you've been
treating them.

And neither am I...

Happy about how you've been
treating them. And me.

Look, I know that
this was your project

And that you were
the creative captain

But, unfortunately, you forgot
how important the sailors are

Who hoist the sails,

And tote them bales,

And make the boat go and, boy,

I wish I knew more
about sailing.

Don't worry,
I get it.

You're right.
I've been a big jerk.

Youngmee:
Is everything okay over here?

I'm really sorry I treated you
guys the way I did.

I was so nervous
about messing up,

That I let you all down

By acting like
mr. Cool director guy.

Please forgive me.

Now that's the jasper
we know and love.

Oh, I've still got time.

Just make sure everyone
is watching tomorrow

Okay.
Oh, and don't worry about

Mrs. Twombly
or the pets' voices.

I'll take care of it.

They'll be so happy.

They will?

Mrs. Twombly:
Well, it's almost time
for the commercial to air.

Did give you any more details
about what he was going to do?

Not really.

He just said
it's going to be great.

I hope, I hope, I hope.

Ooh! It's time.

Come to littlest pet shop
for... For...

Oh, for the love of scale,
feather, and fur.

Blythe:
For all your pet care needs.
We're the best.

Jasper:
But don't just
take our word for it,

Listen to these
satisfied customers.

( in sunil's voice ):
I love littlest pet shop's
day camp.

Come, spend the day with us.
What the heck?

( in penny ling's voice ):
Littlest pet shop has something
for every pet.

( in pepper's voice ):
They've got the best treats
in town.

Hey, you sound like me.

And you sound like me.

Now, that's funny.

( both laughing )

Wow. Maybe jasper is a genius,

He did an amazing job
on the pets' voices.

( in vinnie's voice ):
Littlest pet shop has the
latest pet fashions by blythe.

( in minka's voice ):
Littlest pet shop
may be little,

But it's big on service.

( in zoe's voice ):
When I need my quills waxed,
I go to littlest pet shop.

( in russell's voice ):
Going to littlest pet shop
makes me want to sing.

¶ ah

Come to littlest pet shop
for all your pet care needs.

We're the best.

( in jasper's voice ):
Littlest pet shop:
We don't sell pets.

We cater to them.

I love it.

( all cheering and chattering )

I don't think I've ever seen
the shop this busy.

Isn't it great?

There he is,
director of the year.

Thanks, mrs. Twombly.

It was nice working with you.

Because I think I've got a new
project we can collaborate on.

A new project?

Yep, it's a little movie script
I've been working on.

It's called: Twombly:

Portrait of a pet care
bombshell.

What do you think?

Uh...I'll have my people
call your people.

You have "people"?

Ye... No.

( both laughing )

( upbeat pop theme playing )

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶