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( soft theme playing )
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My, isn't pepper
the perfectionist?
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I'll say. The girl is particular
with her comedy props.
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Hey!
Comedy is a serious business.
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Seems a shame to waste
all pepper's effort
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On just another routine
performance.
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Anyone special coming to visit
this week?
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Looks like some orangutan,
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Who goes by the name "o.B."
is scheduled for a visit.
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Huh?
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O.B.? That's a funny name.
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Oh, it says here that o.B.
Is just his nickname.
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He's known professionally as--
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Old bananas!
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You know him?
( laughing hysterically )
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Old bananas is coming here?
Wahoo! Yeah!
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Both:
She knows him.
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I'm o.B.'s biggest fan!
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¶ you think aboutall the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true
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¶ you find a placeyou never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happyto just be you ¶
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¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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O.B.'s coming here? I can't
believe this is happening.
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Okay, pepper,
who is this "old bananas?"
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Only the biggest comedy name
in pet showbiz.
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Oh, yes, I've seen him on tv.
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Wasn't he on that sitcom called,
uh, that's my, um, something?
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Orangutan!
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That's my orangutan.
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A classic.
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They're running it again
on planet of pets channel.
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( gasps )
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Old bananas
must have heard about me.
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And now he wants to see my act.
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O.B. Taught me everything I know
about comedy.
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Announcer ( over tv ):
Okay, everyone!Who's your orangutan?
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Crowd & pepper:
That's my orangutan!
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Pepper:
Of course this was beforepet watch-dog groups steered
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Tv networks away from doing any
imitate-able behavior.
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So...
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( crowd laughs )
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Pepper:
Nobody could touch old bananasat pratfalls...
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...Throwing pies or deliveringclassic comedy shtick.
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Announcer ( over tv ):
Hey, everybody,old bananas would like to know
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If you file your nails.
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Because he files hisin the trash!
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( laughing )
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O.B. Would like to wish you
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One more thing...
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Lotsa luck!
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Pepper:
Lotsa luck.
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There isn't one dayI don't think about o.B.
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And all I've learnedfrom watching him.
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( sighs )
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Well,
now you'll get to meet him.
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That's right!
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And to get o.B.'s "lotsa luck"
in person,
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It's the ultimate showbiz
seal of approval.
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Blythe, could you get
the hammock out of storage?
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O.B. Always rests on a rope
hammock on tv.
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Oh, and you'll come and watch
my performance with him, right?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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So pepper,
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Do you think o.B. Will like the
routine you've been working up?
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No way!
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It's not nearly good enough.
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I can't just perform for o.B.
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I've gotta shine!
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( whoopee cushion blowing )
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( mysterious theme playing )
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Oh, there's that hammock.
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( coughs )
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Ugh, dusty in here.
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What the-- huh?
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"kung fu quilting."
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Weird. What the heck
is kung fu quilting?
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Kung fu quilting master?
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Anna t.?
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Mrs. Twombly!
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( gasps )
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No way!
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A little to the left.
A smidge to the right.
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Pepper, your perfectionism
knows no restraint.
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Restraint is no virtue
in the pursuit of comedy.
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Aah!
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Who said that?
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Someone I admire very much,
and who I hope gives me
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A big "lotsa luck" thumbs up.
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So let me get this straight,
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You believe that getting some
kind of crazy endorsement
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From a tv primate you've never
even met will mean
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You're a great comedian?
Well, when you put it that way
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It sounds almost silly.
( horn honks )
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Uh, yeah.
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But, it's not! Not at all.
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I'm gonna get his thumbs up,
"lotsa luck",
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And then the world
will be my toaster.
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I think you mean oyster.
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No, I can't stand seafood.
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( soft theme playing )
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( bell chimes )
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Oh, I see we have a celebrity
here today.
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Old bananas, indeed!
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( gibbering )
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Oh, my, and so talkative.
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Back there is our day camp.
You're gonna just love it.
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Or I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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( laughs )
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Sorry, that joke bumps him.
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I have no idea
what that means.
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Yes, that's right, o.B.
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Just follow penny ling back
to the day camp. Have fun!
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Mr. O.B., we have someone here
who is your biggest fan.
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Hm. You don't say?
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I do say.
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Her name is pepper and she's
the funniest skunk I know.
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Really? Well,
we'll see about that.
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This rubber chicken's
fresh out of the box.
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So let me "beak" it in.
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( giggles )
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See what I did there?
I said, "beak" it in
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Instead of "break" it in,
'cause it's a chicken
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And it has a beak.
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Yeah. Okay.
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( comical theme playing )
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Why did the chicken
cross the road?
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To lay it on the line!
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( drums sound )
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You know,
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I've never thought about
the chicken's motivation before.
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Yeah, it explains
a heck of a lot.
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Guys, it's a joke. It's not
a philosophical discussion.
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Must be a bad rubber chicken.
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( clapping )
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Ha.
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( gasps )
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I didn't know he was
watching me rehearse!
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And if you had,
you might have been funny?
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( dramatic theme playing )
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O.B., we, and especially
our very funny friend here,
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Weren't expecting you yet.
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No! I was just working
on my material.
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Sure, sure.
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I can't believe
you're really here.
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You must be peppy.
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Uh, pepper.
What did I say?
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You said--
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Yes, I'm peppy, or pepper,
whatever you want to call me.
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So honored to meet you sir--
primate--
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Oh, uh, your comedyship.
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The bear tells me you're funny,
popper. We'll see.
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All right,
who's your orangutan?
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All:
That's my orangutan!
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Ooh! You know it!
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Whoops! Clumsy me.
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Well,
at least he's not perfect.
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Wait for it.
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Crowd:
Ooh!
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Everyone gets a souvenir.
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Autographed personally by me.
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( all chattering )
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So, poppy, pass me your bad
rubber chicken.
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How long do chickens work?
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Around the "cluck".
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( laughing )
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Why did the chicken
cross the road twice?
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Because he was a double-crosser.
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( all laughing )
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What do a chicken and a grape
have in common?
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They're both purple.
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Except the chicken.
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( laughing )
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Oh, he's so much funnier
in person.
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Yeah, he's killing me.
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And that's how it's done, patty.
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( soft theme playing )
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Huh. Looks like someone's
quite a hit.
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( all chattering )
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Yeah.
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Youngmee,
I found these flyers
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In an old trunk
in the pet shop's storage room.
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So I did a search,
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And you won't believe what
I found out about mrs. Twombly.
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Kung fu quilting?
What the heck is that?
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Blythe:
It's a rare combination
of manual quilting skills
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Performed with simultaneous
kung fu action.
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Okay. What does mrs. T.
Have to do with it?
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There was once
an amazing woman,
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Who was not only the inventor
of kung fu quilting,
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She was its sole world-class
practitioner.
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She took her novelty act
on the road, to global acclaim.
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But what does all that
have to do with--
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( gasps )
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O-m-g!
It's mrs. Twombly!
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( upbeat theme playing )
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah
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¶ she quilts you a blanketwith time to spare ¶
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¶ with kung fu fists flyingthrough the air ¶
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¶ her fingers are fasterthan a swarm of bees ¶
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¶ her legs kicking aroundat ninety degrees ¶
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¶ we say
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¶ meet anna t,if you please! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah!
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¶ who's got the moves likeyou've never seen? ¶
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¶ kung fu quilting upher new routine ¶
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¶ quilts made softerthan a summers' breeze ¶
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¶ strong enough to catch a dogand his fleas, we say... ¶
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¶ meet anna t,if you please! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah
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¶ she's so populardownright jocular ¶
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¶ acts so amazingit's kung fu quilt-ocular ¶
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¶ patterns on squareschopping through the air ¶
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¶ miss anna t
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¶ you can't compare!
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah
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¶ meet anna t,if you please! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah! ¶
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¶ yeah, yeah, yeah
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( crowd cheering )
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Whoa!
That is crazy.
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I can't believe
she's never mentioned
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Anything about this before.
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I've gotta ask mrs. Twombly
about this.
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Whew! That o.B.
Is a tough audience.
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What's the use
performing for him?
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He clearly doesn't think
I'm funny.
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Did you really think old bananas
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Would be just like he was
on television?
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Why wouldn't I? Everything on tv
is real.
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Right.
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Well, old banana's
just like anyone else.
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And you can entertain anyone,
right?
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Yeah, you know, you're right!
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I can make anybody laugh!
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Why should he be any different?
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I'm gonna make that guy laugh!
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Right!
I'm gonna win him over!
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Right!
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And you're gonna be
my stage partner!
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Right! What?
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Oh, mrs. T.! Mrs. T.!
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I have to ask you
about something.
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Oh, my, blythe,
what is it?
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Is it true that you invented
kung fu quilting?
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( sighs )
257
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,215
Well, I suppose everything winds
up online, sooner or later.
258
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,092
It says you were
the world class champion.
259
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,322
The key word is "were."
260
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,156
Really, blythe,
all of that belongs in the past.
261
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,462
But--
it was nothing,
262
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,004
And it was silly.
( phone rings )
263
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:17,338
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a pet shop to run.
264
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,074
Wow.
265
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,372
That's some masterful quilting,
even without the kung fu-ing.
266
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,276
Sometimes I feel
like a bowling pin,
267
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,608
And at other times,
I feel like--
268
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,054
O.B.:
Peppy!
269
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,749
Mind your props!
270
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,251
( groaning )
271
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,193
Ah! Oh.
272
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,118
( yawns )
273
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,530
Old bananas sure is
a tough nut to crack.
274
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,760
I was thinking he's just
a plain old nut.
275
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,166
Bite your tongue!
He's a showbiz legend.
276
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,339
If he says
I need to mind my props,
277
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,808
Then I probably do.
278
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,767
I guess.
279
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,336
( soft theme playing )
280
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,606
Mrs. T., I just need to ask you
one more thing.
281
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,076
What is it, blythe?
282
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,154
How did you do it?
283
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,152
Oh, it was pretty easy.
284
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,153
I just sprayed that part of
the window and then squeegeed.
285
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,116
No, I mean,
how did you come up
286
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,534
With combining quilting
with a martial art?
287
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:17,497
Like many things in life,
it was serendipitous.
288
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,497
Seren-who-da-what now?
289
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,528
Well, it all started because
I had an awful tummy ache.
290
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,365
The doctor said to lie flat
for two weeks.
291
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,771
Turns out,
he was a terrible doctor,
292
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,212
But I didn't know that yet,
so I did what he said.
293
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,239
Lying there,
I was so bored!
294
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,205
I had to do something
to keep busy.
295
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,175
So I took up quilting.
296
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,483
But that wasn't enough either,
oh, not by itself.
297
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,516
While laid-up I watched
a lot of kung fu movies...
298
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,763
( making kung fu noises )
299
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,688
...And I loved the legwork.
300
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,793
So, as I was quilting,
301
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:52,504
I just started doing kung fu
moves with both legs.
302
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,069
I didn't think much about it,
at first.
303
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,198
I just did
what came naturally.
304
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:01,114
See that leaf way up there,
stuck on the brick?
305
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,041
Uh-- oh, now I do.
306
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,414
( yells )
307
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,647
Whoa!
308
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,222
You still got it,
mrs. Twombly!
309
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,686
Well, thank you, dear,
310
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,034
But what I can still do
is nothing,
311
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,599
Compared to what I was capable
of in my days
312
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,769
Of kung fu quilting mastery.
313
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,427
I know! I read all about you
314
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,266
On weird-mixed-martial-arts-
of-the-past.Com.
315
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,542
But why did you quit?
316
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,540
Well, it wasn't all sunshine
and peanut butter, blythe.
317
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,714
Soon I had to defeat
all challengers
318
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,613
To my title of
kung fu quilting champion!
319
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:46,716
And I thrived onthat fresh challenge...
320
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,550
( action theme playing )
321
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,655
( yells )
( dings )
322
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:55,258
( crowd cheers )
323
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,399
Turning each new square-offinto a benefit
324
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,476
For local charity,until...
325
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,278
( crowd gasps )
326
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,588
( yells )
327
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,687
( yelling )
328
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,763
( crowd cheering )
329
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,002
Ooh!
330
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,142
( crowd gasps )
331
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,407
I pulled a major tendon.
332
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,337
I decided it was timeto call it quits.
333
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,714
Newscaster:
Kung fu quilting masteranna twombly
334
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,283
Announced her retirement,stunning the world.
335
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,423
And nothing elsehappened today.
336
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,589
Astronaut:
One small step for man,
337
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,057
One giant leap for mankind.
338
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,557
It's funny that retiring my act
had such an effect.
339
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,700
No one wanted to ever hear about
kung fu quilting again.
340
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,168
So you just walked away
from all that?
341
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,668
Well,
it was more like a limp.
342
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,109
I'm afraid "all that"
is in the past, dear.
343
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,037
Wow.
344
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,082
( drumroll )
345
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,348
Welcome,
friends and honored guest.
346
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,018
Glad you could make it
on such a warm afternoon.
347
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,147
And I've got the perfect thing
for a hot, sunny day.
348
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,263
Instant shower! Ya-cha-cha-cha!
349
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,658
( plays )
350
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,462
One down, 96 to go!
351
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,396
Ow!
352
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,198
A banana split!
353
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,775
Ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
354
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,049
( horn honks )
355
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,680
Ta-da!
356
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,359
Whoa. Ta-da!
357
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,689
( upbeat theme playing )
358
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,740
( panting )
359
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,510
( snoring )
360
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,440
Oh!
361
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,209
Mrs. Twombly,
can you explain something?
362
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,576
All right, how about
the theory of relativity?
363
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,546
That's always fun.
364
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,354
No, I want to know
how you could have been
365
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,086
The toast of the planet,
then just give it all up?
366
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:40,693
Easy, dear.
367
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:44,263
Those achilles tendon injuries
hurt like the dickens.
368
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,064
But what about after it healed?
369
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,126
You could've gone back.
370
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,333
Blythe, I was good
at kung fu quilting--
371
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,066
Good?
You were the best!
372
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,342
But the moment I opened
littlest pet shop,
373
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,281
I knew that I found
my true calling.
374
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,678
But you were, like,
mega-famous.
375
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,050
But I wasn't happy. You see,
376
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,448
I learned that I no longer
have to do kung fu quilting.
377
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,353
I've done it.
378
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,123
Well, I'd sure
like to learn it.
379
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,192
And I bet my friends
would too.
380
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,721
Is that so?
381
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,285
Oh, I'm late.
382
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,334
See you later!
383
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,504
What'd I miss?
384
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,969
Pepper's gone through
all her props,
385
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,398
Without much success.
386
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,603
She's in uncharted
territory now.
387
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,305
Whew! Huh?
388
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,978
( uplifting theme playing )
389
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,107
( breathes deeply )
390
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,576
Hey, have you guys ever noticed
how someone walks
391
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,254
When they've an itch
that's drivin' them crazy,
392
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,993
But they can't reach it?
393
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,522
( groaning )
394
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,726
( laughing )
395
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,541
( laughing )
396
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,984
( pepper groaning )
397
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,353
That's so true!
398
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,589
Thank you! Thank you!
399
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:33,036
Oh, ha. Almost fell for
the oldest gag in the book.
400
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,442
( whistles blows )
401
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:47,618
In the words of old bananas
himself, "ha!"
402
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,660
( all laughing )
403
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:58,003
( laughing )
404
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:03,504
Now that's minding your props,
peppy!
405
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,743
Take a bow.
406
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,667
You've earned it.
407
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,144
Come on! Give it up for peppy!
408
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:14,254
( all cheering )
409
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,747
Yeah!
410
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,579
How about that?
411
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,284
Peppy thinks I taught her
everything she knows.
412
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,116
Well,
now she's funnier than me!
413
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,162
But I thought you were
disappointed in me.
414
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:26,619
Naw.
415
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,056
That was just my way
of preparing you
416
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,232
For the rigors of showbiz,
417
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,630
But seeing you bring down
the house just now
418
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,572
With that clever ending twist,
419
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,567
I think you're ready, pepper.
420
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,469
He knows my name.
421
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,112
Course I do, kid.
422
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,037
Come on, come here.
423
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,182
( knocking on door )
424
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,177
Oh, my caretaker's here.
425
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,249
Time to go.
426
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,447
Oh, and one last thing,
427
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:53,119
Lotsa luck!
428
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,619
( sighs )
429
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:01,133
Huh. So how does it feel
to finally get o.B.'s approval?
430
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,427
You know, it was okay,
431
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:08,099
But not as good as just gettin'
a laugh from all of you.
432
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,771
All:
Aww.
433
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,239
Alrighty, here we go, kids.
434
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,209
Kung fu quilt!
That's it!
435
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,379
Raise that leg,
jasper.
436
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,578
Stitch that square, sue.
437
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:23,409
And kick and stitch
and kick and stitch
438
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,246
And kick and stitch.
439
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,492
( soft theme playing )
440
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,062
( upbeat theme playing )
441
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,074
¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah
442
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,644
¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah
443
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:56,052
¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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