Original subtitles

Mrs. Twombly: I'm a can stacker I'm a can stacker

I'm a can stacker I'm a can stacker

( crash )

Oh, sassafrass!

Well, I certainly have more appreciation

For those ancient pyramid builders.

( sighs ): Oh, well.

I'm a can stacker I'm a can stacker ¶

( upbeat theme playing )

( coughing )

Oh, this is nice.

No boys, just us girls.

I agree.

Merci lots for inviting us up, blythe.

Yeah, this girl stuff is fun.

Ohh!

N.P. Guys, uh, I mean, girls.

I'm having a blast, too.

Ooh, blythe, that comb is so pretty-pretty-pretty.

Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Sorry, minks, this is my emergency comb.

I need to hang on to it in case of--

Pets: Hair-mergencies!

You guys so get me.

I don't! I just want the comb.

( crash )

you think about

all the things that you love to do

it all comes true

you find a place you never knew

where you're happy to

just be you

we can be yeah

who we wanna be yeah

at littlest pet shop you and me

we can be yeah

who we wanna be yeah

at littlest pet shop you and me

( minka chattering excitedly )

I can't give up my emergency comb, minka.

Okay, suppose I'm walking down the street,

When suddenly a gust of wind comes out of nowhere

And completely and totally messes up my hair?

Then, a minute later, I happen to see my reflection

In a store-front window.

What, the what? Monster hair alert!

Emergency comb!

( exciting theme playing )

Pets: Oooh!

( laughter )

Bad hair day averted. See?

Oh! Uh-huh!

So, can I have it?

Uh... No.

( laughter )

( animals chattering )

(laughs): These kids and their music.

They have no appreciation of the classics.

( rock music playing through headphones )

( upbeat theme playing )

( sniffs )

It smells pretty in here, like peppermint.

Pepper: That's my signature aroma, pepper-mint.

Smells like that 'cause I'm happy.

Oh, do you think you could make it smell like timber bamboo?

I'll, uh, give that a try, sometime.

So, what do you think?

Uh, well, yes.

What do I think?

You hate it.

Hate is a very strong word.

Yeah, well, everybody has their own style, and this is mine.

I don't know, pep.

I think your coloring is more winter,

And that eye shadow definitely says spring...

On mars.

Ah, man, this is the life, ain't it?

No bossy girls around to tell us what to do.

( yawns ): Yep.

Yes, indeed this ain't the life,

Of this I am certain.

Bossy or not, I do miss the girls.

Why? Why, you ask?

Well, I, uh, yes, well...

I don't know why, okay?

It just seemed like the right thing to say.

For a moment, I wished to appear sensitive and caring,

Is that so wrong?

Forget about the sensitive stuff, sunil.

I mean, if the girls were here, could I do this?

( belching )

Nope.

This is true. There is no way you could do that.

Not without getting the stink-eye from them.

Yep.

Today's the day we do what we wanna do.

Today's the day for...

Guy stuff!

( swing theme playing )

if you're a guy you're a pet who's the best

say so long and good-bye to those feminine pests

if you're a guy you can spend all your time

in a coat and a tie

singing lyrics that sound-- ( music stops )

very good with the other lyrics

What can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.

if you're a guy you don't need any girls

come on, and let's try to do some manly dance twirls

Hwah!

Oh, yeah!

Oop! Wrong way!

you can burp without fear

you can scratch it when it itches

you can wiggle your rear

in your stylish new trousers

What?

I tried to tell you.

who needs who needs

those girls? those girls?

they're bossy so bossy

and gross but they smell nice

if you're a guy

you're the pet

with the most

( yawns )

I wonder what the girls are doing.

( upbeat theme playing )

( laughing )

Who wants more pop--

--Corn?

Hey, who ate all the popcorn?

Oops! Sorry.

( phone ringing )

Hello, blythe?

Oh, hi, sue. What's up?

Are you kidding me?

Our flash mob starts in 15 minutes.

You know, the one we've spent the last

Three weeks practicing for?

Oh, my gosh, sue, I totally spaced on that.

Well, get over to the frozen food aisle at oak foods, stat.

I don't want a repeat of our last flash mob.

( dance music playing on radio )

Shh!

( sighs )

( shudders )

Not to worry, sue. I'll be there.

Sorry, girls, but we have to cut this short.

Pets: Aw.

I know, I know.

We'll do it again, real soon.

Hey, anybody see my comb?

Uh, heh, heh, heh, hmm.

How'd that get there?

( phone ringing )

Blythe, where are you?

Well, hello to you, too, youngmee.

You've gotta get over here, now.

Sue's invited more people, but I'm afraid

It's just going to be me, her, and a bunch of frozen pizzas.

Okay, okay. I'm on my way.

Hurry, everybody, into the dumbwaiter.

Mmm, carpet popcorn.

Come on, penny ling.

( screaming )

Is everyone okay?

Yes, except for one little thing.

We're trapped!

This is so not good.

I don't even want to start counting the ways

This will get me in trouble.

Yeah, first, your dad will get mad at you

For even getting in this contraption.

Second, mrs. Twombly will get mad at you

For taking us out of the pet shop.

Hey, I said I don't want to start counting the ways.

I'll call someone to get us out of here.

Uh, where's my phone?

Oh, no, I left it on the bed!

( chattering fearfully )

I'm a space monkey. I'm a space monkey. I'm a space monkey.

Pepper: Uh, I think she said she was part of the space program.

No, I need space--

Above me, and below me, and all around me.

And I don't have space all around me, and that's bad,

Because I'm a space monkey!

Calm down, minks, we'll be out of here, soon.

Right, blythe?

Uh, sure. Yeah, of course, pepper.

Penny ling!

Hi, I'm still here.

Can you try pulling on the rope?

Maybe you can bring us back up.

Okay! Don't go anywhere!

Don't go anywhere?

( all muttering )

( grunting )

It's stuck!

This is all my fault.

It took two trips to bring us all up,

But I must have overloaded it to take us back down.

That's okay, blythe, you just didn't want to be late

For your splash knob.

My wha--? Oh, you mean my flash mob.

You're right, I didn't want to be late, and now we're stuck.

Pardon me for interrupting,

But you may want to check out minka.

She's about to blow.

( chattering excitedly )

Right! Pity party postponed to a later date.

Penny ling, I need you to go get the boys to help.

Good idea!

Bad idea!

What if I run into your dad?

Oh, yeah, he can't find out we're stuck in here.

Penny, you'll have to go out my bedroom window.

( ominous theme playing )

That is a terrible idea!

It's the only way to get to the shop without my dad seeing you.

Oh, and don't let mrs. Twombly suspect anything, either.

I don't want her to know I put you guys in danger!

We're in danger!

( pets screaming )

We're in danger!

So when did blythe say they were all coming back?

That's just it, she didn't.

We should make sure to get an estimated time of return

If they do this sort of thing again.

Yep. Yeah.

Okay, ready? Ready.

On three: One, two,

All: Three!

Gee, I wonder if the girls are doing anything exciting.

Oh, pandas aren't made for this kind of thing.

Okay, penny ling, your friends need your help.

You can do this.

( upbeat theme playing )

Ah!

Ahhhh!

Unh! Whoa!

Ahhh!

Oof!

That was...

Awesome!

Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey.

( sniffs ): Uhh.

You must really be in a bad mood,

'cause it stinks in here.

Eww, yeah, like rotten yuck.

Work on that, will you, pepper? I'll try.

And, while you're at it, work on that hideous eye make-up too.

Hey, you got a lot of nerve, miss princess puppy!

Princess puppy? Come on, you two.

This is bad enough without all the fighting.

Pepper, the "yuck" smell, please?

Okay, blythe, but only for you.

Well, that's a little better.

It only smells like burnt yuck now.

Ahhh! Space monkey! Space monkey! Space monkey!

( rock music playing through headphones )

Ow! Oh, yeah!

Show it to me! Come on!

( mimics guitar soloing )

( monkey chattering )

Blythe, turn down that music!

Oh, no, I'm late!

Blythe, I've gotta fly! See you later!

( manically chattering )

Space monkey! Space monkey! Space monkey!

We need to do something to get her mind

Off our terribly desperate situation.

Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey.

Minka?

Can you do me a favor and hold my comb for a while?

Oooh! Pretty, pretty emergency comb!

And this is an emergency.

How do I get myself into these messes?

Sue's gonna freak when I don't show for the splash knob.

Pets: Flash mob.

And, your families are going to freak

If you're not there when they come to pick you up.

Not necessarily, blythe.

If we stay trapped in here until the bitter end,

They'll never know.

How do you get yourself in these messes?

I'm a can stacker stacky-stack-stacker

look at me stack those cans

stack--

Oh, for the love of pete!

Penny ling: Boys!

You're back! I mean ...'sup.

Blythe, and pepper, and zoe, and minka are trapped

In the up-and-down box thingy and need help!

Well, hello to you too.

Russell: So, you girls are in trouble, again?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Well, you've come to the right place.

Gentlemen?

What?

Get me down!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Ahhhh!

Oof!

We really have to work on that dismount.

Boys, this is no time for rough-housing!

The girls are trapped in the up-and-down thingy!

Don't worry, penny ling, you can count on skinny vinnie

From papua new guinea to save the day.

Skinny vinnie?

Eh, somethin' new I'm working on.

Oh, please, small reptile.

As I am sure penny ling is well aware, it takes the courage

Of a member of the mongoose species to save any days

Which may need saving and thereby

Quickly and efficiently save them.

Pardon me, my weasel-like friend, but my superior

Hedgehog-ian brain will quickly devise a plan

To not only save our damsels in distress,

But also prevent such catastrophic catastrophes

In the future.

Whoa!

Guys! Oh, good gracious gumdrops!

What are you sweeties doing near that dangerous old thing?

You might get stuck in there.

There, safe and sound.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Boys: Meh.

( humming )

( clang ) shh!

Oh, barking buzzards!

Okay, now all we have to do is back-flip off the wall,

Catapulting ourselves up, then blow a bubble,

Hitch a ride on a pigeon and then leap

Into blythe's window.

Or, we could just go up the fire escape

In the back of the building.

Oh, I much prefer that. Yes, sounds good.

Ugh! There's a fire escape?

That eye shadow is so ugly!

How can you not see that?

Uh, 'cause it's on my eyelids?

Zoe, you're not helping things by upsetting pepper,

'cause now it smells like an old dog bone in here.

Hey, it's not me.

Uh, sorry, it's me this time.

( gasps )

You've been holding out on us?

I have no idea what you're talking about, queen gawdy-eyes.

We've been stuck here for, like, weeks,

Nearly starving to death,

And you've got your own secret stash of food?

Pepper, we've been in here less than an hour.

Yeah, well, what do I know?

Animals have no sense of time.

The point is, I'm hungry and she's been hiding food!

(sighs): You're right. Here.

Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Blythe, are you still there?

Yep. Still here.

Oh, good, because I brought the boys!

( all cheering )

Are you okay down there?

Yeah, 'cause the boys are here to rescue you!

Oh, please, I'm the panda with the plan.

( laughs ): Ah, you bears are so adorable when you try to act all brave,

With ideas and such.

Two things: One, pandas are tougher than you think,

And two, I can get the job done.

Got it?

( gulps ): Most definitely.

Good! Now climb in there

And stand on top of that up-and-down box thingy!

( suspenseful theme playing )

Ahh!

Hey, what are you guys doing up there?

Don't ask us. Penny ling's in charge.

Okay, when I say go, we all start jumping up and down.

Oh, I get it. We're going to pound the box thingy loose.

Very good idea, penny ling, especially for a girl--

A very brave and clever panda who just happens

To be outrageously adorable.

( giggling ): Oh, thanks.

Okay, ready? One, two, three--

Jump!

It's moving!

Penny ling, you are most intelligent!

Just keep jumping everyone, it's not loose yet!

It is now!

( all screaming )

I love you emergency comb, and thank you for saving our lives.

( grinding )

( all gasp )

( humming )

Aw, nuts to this noise!

Wow, that was amazing!

Good job, you guys.

Penny ling deserves the credit for a great plan, blythe.

All: Yay, penny ling!

And minks gets the credit for stopping the box

Before it crashed at the bottom.

All: Hooray for minka!

All in a day's work for a couple of girls, right, minka?

Pretty, pretty emergency comb.

Pepper, about that eye shadow--

I know, I know, I'll clean it off.

I was just about to say,

It looks great in this light, girlfriend.

And even though we weren't stuck in that dumb dumbwaiter

All that long, it felt like weeks.

That sounds harsh. I wish we could have helped.

Well, it was my own fault for overloading it,

But I so didn't want to miss another splash knob,

I mean, flash mob. Sorry, sue.

Well, guess what, we recorded it for you.

But you may not like what you see.

( dance music playing )

Do-do-do-do-do-do!

Do-do-do-do-do-uh!

Do-do-do-do-do-ooh!

( babbling )

Why wouldn't I like this? This guy's hilarious!

( gasps ): Dad?

( babbling )

Blythe, what are you doing?

U-uh, I'm gonna try to get stuck in here again.

'cause once that thing hits the internet,

I'll need a place to hide.

( laughter )

( upbeat pop theme playing )

we can be yeah

who we wanna be yeah

at littlest pet shop

you and me