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I'm going to take better care of myself.
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- I won't nag.
- I'll always remember to call.
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I will not lose my temper
in public any more.
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- I'll gamble less.
- I'll worry less about money.
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I'll worry less about money.
OK, let's synchronise your watch.
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OK.
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10.27, and I'll be finished at noon.
I can be home by 12.30.
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I can shower, nap, have lunch.
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By 12.45, we could be having sex.
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- You know, I figured out my problem.
- Yeah? Share it with me.
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God hates me.
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Jay, God loves everybody.
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Not this horse.
That's why I'd like to have one day...
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You'll never understand.
It's OK, it means nothing.
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- It's not important.
- I'd like to understand. Explain it to me.
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You can be walking around lucky
and not know it.
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- Excuse me?
- The fortune.
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That's what the fortune says. "You can
be walking around lucky and not know it."
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Lovely.
Well, you know what mine says?
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- "Stand by your man."
- Fabulous!
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- I'll save that. Take another.
- You ruined it. I'll take this one.
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- How could I ruin it?
- You touched it.
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- I didn't open it.
- If you touch it, it's your fortune.
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It's pointing to you.
How do you know what it means?
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- There are rules.
- What?
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The international rules of fortune cookie
taking? Want me to lose my temper?
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- Look...
- Excuse me!
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Sorry. What happens
when you touch someone else's cookie?
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- It's no good any more.
- See?
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- I never heard that.
- If you open it, then it's your fortune.
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- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat!
- No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!
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I don't believe this!
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It's not just a cookie!
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- Where to?
- Ramada Inn.
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He'll hear!
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- He can't hear!
- I can't. My husband...
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...is a jealous man.
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OK, but I won't wear the pillowcase.
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Can I call my wife?
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- The horse, it's worth 5 or 6 grand.
- Those the papers?
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Sam, are you telling me
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you had the boy hold Charity back
for the last eight races?
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That would be illegal.
Just give me the 5 grand. I'm good for it.
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'Cause the track officials
will be all over your ass.
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The only way
Charity can lose on Saturday
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is if she's struck by lightning
in the starting gate.
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Bet heavy.
You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
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I got some fabulous smut
you're going to love! Listen to this.
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I've no interest in your filth.
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It's a piece of business! This guy puts
a pillowcase over this babe's head!
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Bet heavy.
You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
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- I went too far.
- What was that?
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- Nothing. I want you to hear this!
- I want to hear that.
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- It's nothing!
- If it's nothing, play it back.
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- What's my end?
- The tip of your life.
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Bet heavy.
You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
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Are you telling me you had the boy
hold Charity back for eight races?
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That would be illegal.
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'Cause the track officials
will be all over your ass.
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The only way
Charity can lose on Saturday
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is if she's struck by lightning
in the starting gate.
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Oh, my God!
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My God!
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This is incredible! I can't believe this!
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- Who would believe bullshit like that?
- What?
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Trotter!
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- This is too good to be true.
- You are a jackass!
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You know that? The man just said
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the only way this horse can lose
is if lightning strikes!
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- What? You like the odds on lightning?
- These are guys rehearsing for a play!
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Give me a break! What did he say?
The horse runs on Saturday.
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What is it now? It's...
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...it's Saturday right now!
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Trotter, what's the matter with you?
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I don't know. I feel different.
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Oh, yeah! Different than what?
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- I can't explain this. Play the tape again.
- Trotter!
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Remember something?
You gave up gambling.
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This would not be gambling.
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Gambling involves risk. It involves
chance. It involves uncertainty.
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This is just taking advantage of an
extraordinary business opportunity.
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If Charity loses, I want my $5,000,
plus two grand for the taxi driver.
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Watch my lips.
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The only way Charity loses this race
is if she gets struck by lightning.
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Yeah, lightning...
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Are you telling me you had the boy
hold Charity back for eight races?
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No. That would be illegal.
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'Cause the track officials
will be all over your ass.
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The only way Charity is going to lose
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is if she gets struck by lightning
in the starting gate.
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You get the tip of your life.
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Bet heavy.
You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
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Are you telling me you had the boy
hold Charity back for eight races?
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The horse'll probably swallow its tongue.
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We're putting everything we've got
on Charity's hot nose.
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Hot nose? What?
Is she sick or something?
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Well, besides, I only got $10.
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Don't worry. I got $100 put away
for a day just like this.
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Well, I'm not you.
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- Lucky me.
- Yeah.
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Had the daily double!
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Had the daily double!
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Yes, sir! Here, have the daily double.
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- Why buy that?
- He had the daily double.
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Stop acting like a hick off the bus!
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- 18 months ago!
- Sue me!
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100 tip sheets at $3 a piece.
That's seven racetracks a day.
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Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days
a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a...
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It's a lot! What can I say?
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- You like Chiquita's Banana in the first?
- Who?
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Had the daily double!
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I got a bad leg. Take this $20
and bet the sixth horse for me.
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Bring me back the ticket, honey.
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It's a living.
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- This is your half.
- For me?
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Put it under your tongue. Whoa!
Let's go across the street.
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Let's get a beer.
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I don't know, I feel different today.
Today is not like yesterday.
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Well, yesterday was hot.
Today is very hot.
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Hey, hey! How about a beer
and two aspirins? And two Maalox.
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Hello, Vibes.
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No, this is bullshit, you talk bullshit!
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- I think he's dead.
- Hey, Looney, here it is.
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- Charity, the four horse.
- Might be a late scratch.
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- 40-1 odds in The Morning Line! Jesus!
- That'll go down. I like the Packers.
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I'm not kidding. This horse is a real dog!
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Listen to this, "Not in this lifetime."
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Perfect!
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I might bet a half on the Packers.
Who knows? They may not lose too bad.
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Who knows? Maybe you'll get
a discount for coming close!
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I told you about
my 32-star system, right?
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00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:11,023
Well, I haven't put up
a 40-star system in years.
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First race, Blurred Image is it.
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- It's a name that trips off your tongue.
- Give me its number.
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- Seven.
- No way on earth!
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Bullshit! You bet an American horse
with a foreign jockey up,
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- there's bound to be...
- It's eight! I'd stake my life!
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- There's a $2 minimum bet.
- Lo Fat? What's that, milk?
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This horse stinks,
but I'm betting 150 on his nose.
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- 150 what?
- The number's the key!
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- The odds?
- The number came to me as you got in!
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- I thought you were dead.
- No, I was getting the number. It's eight!
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- First, I clear my mind of everything.
- That shouldn't take long.
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- Look at that. Could be worse.
- You got to pay attention.
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Just relax.
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Good. You can't think of nothing.
Not even women.
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Two jugs pop up,
it'll take 17 minutes to get rid of them.
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How about a beer?
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A number is going to flash! Four!
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00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,426
Six! Nine! It'll move like the
son of a bitch, so keep your eyes open!
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In sports where you need teams,
letters appear!
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- I see a D.
- That could be Dallas or Denver!
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- Or "Da Giants".
- Right!
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- What's the matter?
- I saw my life flash in front of my eyes.
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- How was it?
- Going down the drain.
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We just had a vibe
on the five horse, Sink Or Swim!
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Your life is going down the drain, right?
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Sink! Drain!
Don't you get this connection?
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- Oh, God!
- That's incredible!
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Hey, I'm trying to educate you guys!
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The two horse in the second is a lock
and I'm going to wheel him!
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Boys, meet Evangeline!
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Evangeline, meet the boys! Looney,
Vibes, Marty. Where's Trotter?
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I don't belong here with these losers,
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you know that.
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I belong over in the Jockey Club,
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talking to guys with all their teeth.
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Look, I...
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I know you're trying to give me a break.
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Just let me win this once.
Just let me win this one last one.
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I can make everything up to Pam,
be out of the hole, and I'll be on my way.
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OK? I will, I swear.
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I'm due.
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- Yeah, so's Jesus!
- There's no soap over here.
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- No shit!
- Let it ride!
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Let it ride? I hate this place.
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Can I see some ID?
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- She's 19!
- I got a dog of 19.
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Who's her orthodontist? Ray Charles?
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- Sidney! Don't...
- Let me. Let me.
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Oh, I see. Let me.
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I think I got it, I got it.
There you go. That better?
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Today's main track is listed as fast.
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The turf course, firm.
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Please note that this afternoon's
main race has been taken off the turf
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and will be run at a mile
and one-sixteenth on the main track.
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- That the one?
- Yeah, that's the one.
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- Hi, Evangeline.
- Hi. It's my first time at the track.
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- Over here!
- Excuse me. Pardon me.
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There you go!
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- Trotter.
- Sidney.
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Look at the five horse.
Looks like it's asleep.
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A horse with a large ass
in a field like this, it's a winner.
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- Who do you like?
- Four.
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Thanks for shooting your mouth off!
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- The four horse? It's got leprosy.
- The coat's rough...
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Why are you talking to people?
This isn't the Olympics.
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I like Charity, too. He's got a cute nose.
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- The five's a mortal lock.
- You can play a tune on the three's ribs.
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They're so pretty!
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Charity's conscious!
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- There's the guy and the other guy...
- Keep your voice down.
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This is in the bag.
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Last-minute strategy.
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He's probably telling him
to go wide on the first turn.
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Go fast and win.
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He made the bet. Let's go.
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You really think Charity can win?
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- Do I really think Charity can win?
- Yeah.
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I'm walking around in yesterday's suit.
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And I recall recently telling my wife
I would stop gambling.
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And that I was to move back home
right after work this morning.
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If I listen closely, I hear my wife
telling our attorney, "Go for his balls!"
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You're really asking me
if I think Charity can win?
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Yes, I think Charity can win!
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I think she'll lose by a nose.
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We are calling for trainer A J Brady.
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Trainer A J Brady
please contact the stewards.
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Please note that
in this afternoon's eighth race,
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number seven, Hasty Flier, will now
be included on today's placing list.
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Some relative die? I'm sorry.
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Hi, Cheeseburger.
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Hey, Trotter, who do you like in the first?
Who do you like? Come on!
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Come on, tell me. Come on, it's Cheese!
Who do you like? Come on, tell me!
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- The number four horse.
- Come again?
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- The number four horse.
- Four...
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Nobody in his right mind
bets the four horse!
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The four horse is a joke, Trotter!
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I love this guy!
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They put little kids on the four horse
to have their pictures taken.
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00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:38,136
The guy with Sammy Davis Jr round
his neck is bothering the customers.
232
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:43,141
- Can I get some help around here?
- Hey, Trotter's betting the four horse!
233
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:49,064
Hey, watch it, watch it!
The four horse is a goddamn Clydesdale!
234
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,152
One win ticket
on the number four horse, please.
235
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,825
This is the $50 window.
236
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,328
The $5 window is just over there.
237
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,709
Give me a win ticket on Charity!
238
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,345
- Thank you.
- It was nothing.
239
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:34,359
Yoo-hoo, Trotter! Isn't this exciting?
The flamingos, the fresh air!
240
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,361
- Did you bet?
- Yeah!
241
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:47,873
The horses have now reached the
starting gate for the first race of the day.
242
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:52,336
A reminder of the late scratch in here,
Vagabond Star.
243
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:56,507
Fresh air and conviviality
are important to one's well-being.
244
00:20:56,715 --> 00:21:01,720
Can we have two spots on the rail,
and I'll pay you after the fourth race?
245
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:09,645
- There you go!
- $5 a space, 23 to 24 spaces a race,
246
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,563
9 races a day is...
247
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:15,192
- $1,400 a day! That's a lot.
- Yeah, for being big.
248
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,071
The horses have now reached
the starting gate.
249
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,200
Marty's horse looks suicidal.
250
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,412
Who do you like in the first?
The four horse?
251
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,916
- Hey, down in front, you big lug!
- Who said that?
252
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:39,132
The assistant starters
are taking hold of the runners.
253
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,469
Here's Burgles Delight
in the inside gate,
254
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,223
joined by Dream Roadblock,
going in quietly.
255
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,977
Shy Ruler will be next.
He goes without any problem.
256
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,188
- Trotter, I got a bad feeling.
- No, no!
257
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:58,318
In order for you to have a bad feeling,
you've got to have had a good one first.
258
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:03,448
Charity hesitated momentarily,
but there goes Charity, in quietly now.
259
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:11,123
Sink Or Swim coming forward, then it'll
be Chiquita Banana and Blurred lmage.
260
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,417
Guys And Dolls forward.
261
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,461
The flag is up!
262
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,714
Away they go!
263
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,008
Go!
264
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,804
It's Sink Or Swim, then Shy Ruler.
265
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,766
Then Dream Roadblock...
266
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:32,644
- Still a long way to go.
- Shut up!
267
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,855
... Guys And Dolls in last.
268
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:41,028
On to the back stretch, the long shot,
Charity, opens up to lead by 3 lengths.
269
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,489
Shy Ruler in second,
then Sink Or Swim.
270
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,534
The favourite, Blurred lmage, Lo Fat...
271
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:50,662
Guys And Dolls is last!
272
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:54,875
At the quarter pole, still Charity,
Blurred lmage on the outside!
273
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,794
Blurred Image! That's Marty's horse!
274
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,548
- Blurred lmage is coming in...
- Don't do this to me!
275
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,301
Blurred lmage, Charity's final try...
276
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,261
She's dying!
277
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:12,226
Charity on the inside,
Blurred lmage coming up alongside...
278
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,853
I thought we had a deal!
279
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:22,653
Who won?
280
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,863
- Who won?
- Photo.
281
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,741
It was a photo?
282
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:30,869
Glad I didn't bet.
283
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:33,705
- You didn't?
- I would've had a heart attack.
284
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,042
That's why I only bet $2
on the longest shot,
285
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,545
so I don't get my heart pulled.
286
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:43,340
- Why is it on so long?
- Blurred Image was Marty's horse.
287
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,843
He'd be thrilled if he won.
288
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,929
I don't deserve this anguish.
289
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,994
Are you all right? Have some nice beer.
290
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,954
I quit drinking.
291
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,460
They got a winner.
292
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:24,464
The winner of today's first race,
number four, Charity...
293
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,259
- You won!
- ...second, Blurred lmage,
294
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,220
third, Dream Roadblock.
295
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:33,056
The winning time, one minute 36...
296
00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:36,226
Times 28.40, you're rich!
297
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:37,895
Is that official?
298
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,314
I can't believe I didn't bet that!
299
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:44,359
What wonderful people!
300
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:47,779
I'd hate to walk around this joint
with $700 cash!
301
00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,699
710! You'll never have that problem,
302
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:54,119
because the only reason I won
is that you didn't bet!
303
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:58,040
You are the unluckiest person
in the world!
304
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:01,168
- Am not!
- Am!
305
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:06,548
- Who do you like in the second?
- The six horse looks good.
306
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:09,885
- Got a brother?
- In Cleveland.
307
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:13,305
Call him! Ask him who he likes.
I figure it's in the blood.
308
00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:16,475
You had it! You were the one who had it!
309
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,895
You knew! You're the unluckiest
person in the world!
310
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:23,065
You don't have to get personal!
311
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:36,537
Congratulations. You got the long shot.
312
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,336
20, 40, 60, 80, one...
313
00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:47,381
- Down payment on a new fridge.
- ...80, two...
314
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:51,301
- ...80, three...
- Towards the rent.
315
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:55,347
- ...80, four...
- Flowers for Pam. Dinner for both of us.
316
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,307
- ...six!
- Parking tickets.
317
00:25:57,516 --> 00:26:00,352
This is $710.
318
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:03,313
I'm rich!
319
00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:12,364
Hey, Trotter, long time no see!
320
00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:04,875
Let's see, what is that? 30 to 40 a day,
321
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,712
$ 180 to $200 a week, $720 a month...
322
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:11,089
- It's not a lot of money.
- No, no.
323
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:17,513
I got kids in college.
This dollar will pay for a minute's tuition.
324
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,306
Buy a new joke.
325
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,186
- Walking tall.
- Thank you!
326
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:30,651
The beer's head has all the vitamins
and minerals. All you need to live.
327
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,861
A's, B's, C's...
328
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:38,325
- There. You don't take this?
- Are you serious?
329
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,291
You look a little taller.
330
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,879
Anybody want a beer before I go home?
331
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,803
- Hear you had a big win.
- He hit the long shot.
332
00:27:58,011 --> 00:27:59,930
I'm buying.
333
00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:08,689
I may not have a bunch of money,
but I know I did the right thing,
334
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,733
which is not betting on a sure thing.
335
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:18,657
I knew a guy once, comes to the track,
hits a $75 daily double.
336
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,326
Has to borrow money to get home.
337
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,958
You know, I told you guys which horse
I was going to bet.
338
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:38,093
Remember the time
you rat-holed a five up your ass?
339
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,430
He was so broke by the last race,
340
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:45,642
he had to drop his pants
in front of the window to get at it.
341
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,239
A winner knows when it's time to quit.
342
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:41,323
- What a race! I can't believe we won.
- It was that photo.
343
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:45,244
- Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Did you see that?
344
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,871
My name is Trotter.
345
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,750
I have a very close friend
who drives a cab.
346
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:55,337
It's a coincidence,
but he likes to make tapes...
347
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:58,924
- I knew something would go wrong!
- Got the tape?
348
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:00,926
What do you want?
349
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:06,390
- How much do you want?
- No, I won $710 and came to thank you.
350
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,267
How much?
351
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,436
- I was only here for the first race.
- What do you want?
352
00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,939
I'm not a blackmailer.
353
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:17,568
- Take the tape.
- Where's the original?
354
00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:20,779
That's it! There are no copies.
I'm not a crook.
355
00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:25,951
Neither am I... Hey, I thought
we had it won, but you never know.
356
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,121
Even when you know, you never know.
357
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:32,749
- Yeah, I know!
- Exactly. This is the only tape?
358
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,336
- Yeah, that's it.
- How did you like that photo?
359
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:39,756
- Tense! Yes.
- You didn't make a copy?
360
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:45,262
I just came down here to say hello.
361
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:48,223
I'm on my way home.
362
00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:53,228
There's a horse in the third race.
Got a good chance.
363
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,856
This is the only tape?
364
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,649
Absolutely.
365
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,653
The reason I like this horse a little,
366
00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:05,032
my jockey says the jockey
riding Faith Healer
367
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,701
has got a grand riding on him.
368
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:10,829
The last grand he saw
was the Grand Canyon.
369
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,998
Must have borrowed it.
370
00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:18,378
- Faith Healer? Seven horse.
- I got a couple of bucks on him.
371
00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:23,842
- Put $10 on him. Who knows?
- Who knows?
372
00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,677
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
373
00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:29,348
Look, I have to go home.
374
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,186
Take my seat at the Jockey Club.
375
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:41,193
And take this. You might need it.
You know? You never know.
376
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:45,364
- You never know.
- No, you never know! Yeah!
377
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,202
Yeah!
378
00:31:57,835 --> 00:31:59,920
Oh, yeah.
379
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,224
- Give me a burger.
- One burger.
380
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:16,186
- Why do you like this Faith Healer?
- Talking to me?
381
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:18,564
I hear you're hot, Trotter.
382
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:22,651
- 'Cause I won on one lousy race?
- You never know.
383
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:26,029
Seen dumber guys than you
win two in a row.
384
00:32:26,238 --> 00:32:28,657
- 25, 2, 3...
- The funny thing is,
385
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:32,452
if I'd only bet $2, I'd be up $28.
386
00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:36,790
- I thought a hamburger cost $1.50?
- Honest mistake.
387
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:44,173
- Why do you like this Faith Healer?
- How do you know I like Faith Healer?
388
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:48,844
You might be walking around lucky
and not even know it.
389
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,722
You know what I mean?
390
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,356
I just work here.
391
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:05,277
- You finished with that?
- Knock yourself out, pal.
392
00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:16,455
Yo, Mr Trotter!
Mr Trotter, you have a minute?
393
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:17,998
Yeah.
394
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:21,210
What do you like in the third?
395
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:25,547
- Yeah! Seven horse.
- Seven horse. All right!
396
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,970
I won't forget this. I will not forget this.
397
00:33:33,514 --> 00:33:35,641
80...700.
398
00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:38,977
Let it ride.
399
00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:43,190
Welcome home.
400
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:46,443
On what?
401
00:33:46,652 --> 00:33:51,156
A win ticket...on Faith Healer.
402
00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:55,994
Most guys get lucky,
they bet $3 on the next race.
403
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:59,665
Just give me the $50 win tickets
on number seven.
404
00:34:15,055 --> 00:34:17,349
Trotter, you've shrunk.
405
00:34:17,558 --> 00:34:22,813
I got an idea to make big money. We
take the tape and confront the trainer.
406
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:26,817
With what he made,
he won't mind slipping us $5,000.
407
00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:30,654
- I don't like blackmail, but...
- I got rid of the tape.
408
00:34:32,823 --> 00:34:37,202
- I just saved you from a jail sentence.
- I'll get you for this!
409
00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:41,665
The horses have now reached
the starting gate.
410
00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:48,338
$50 on June Bug to win!
411
00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,217
It's my cat's name.
412
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,595
Away they go!
413
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:09,902
- ...Faith Healer going best of all...
- Come on, Faith Healer!
414
00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:14,406
Win, win, win!
415
00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:17,201
- Yes!
- Yes!
416
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,294
I'm never, never going to forget this!
417
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,379
Never!
418
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:36,720
Well, well, well!
419
00:35:36,929 --> 00:35:39,932
I shall require your autograph.
420
00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:48,899
So will the IRS. You can't win
that kind of money without owning up.
421
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,492
$2,450.
422
00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:02,788
Shoes?
423
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,481
Thank you very much, sir.
424
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:15,194
My name is Greenberg.
425
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:17,362
- Vicki.
- Trotter.
426
00:37:17,571 --> 00:37:20,157
I'm pleased.
427
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:25,704
I didn't realise we were having
a beauty contest at the track today.
428
00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:31,210
- He thinks you won a beauty contest!
- I could have.
429
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:35,088
- If you didn't, I would have bought it.
- Bernie is rich.
430
00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:39,510
- Nice to meet both of you.
- Thanks. Likewise.
431
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:46,058
- What are you on in the fifth?
- Who do you like in the fifth?
432
00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:51,605
- Bernie lost his ass already today.
- Whoa! Zip it!
433
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:55,692
Hey, you want to know my philosophy?
434
00:37:55,901 --> 00:38:00,072
Nobody knows you got money,
what's the use of having it?
435
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,577
I got a condo. The thing is worth
700% more than I paid for it.
436
00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:09,122
I don't need a place that big.
Do I need that?
437
00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:12,251
But I like space. Space!
438
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:16,213
- He likes space.
- Guess how many bathrooms it has.
439
00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:19,591
I don't know! That's how many it has!
440
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:23,262
He found six.
441
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:25,264
Six bathrooms.
442
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:29,268
- I got to get even. I'll bet a grand now.
- Excuse me.
443
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:40,112
- She's got very long legs.
- Right.
444
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,117
They go from my ass all the way
to the floor. My legs.
445
00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:46,785
True.
446
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:56,295
Would you like to drink, sir?
447
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:59,798
- Any Wild Turkey in season?
- Sir!
448
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:05,304
Kill one for me.
449
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,266
Thank you.
450
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,981
Have you a pen?
451
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:18,108
- Is a pencil OK?
- Thanks.
452
00:39:18,317 --> 00:39:20,527
You're welcome.
453
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:23,989
May I buy you a drink?
454
00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:27,159
I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.
455
00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:31,663
Rum.
456
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,875
The horses for the fifth race
are on the track.
457
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:38,337
- I like the number six horse.
- Lord Byron?
458
00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:46,470
- I enjoy gambling.
- I'm having a good day.
459
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:51,892
Lord Byron, Lord Byron...
460
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,685
Byron...poet,
461
00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:57,689
poetas, poetamus, poetatus...
462
00:39:57,898 --> 00:39:59,399
Poetic.
463
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:03,153
- Like this room.
- Yes.
464
00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:09,827
Normally, I don't like to bet the favourite,
but $2,500 times two is $5,000.
465
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:15,082
Do you come here...
466
00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:19,753
- ...often?
- Every day.
467
00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:23,882
- Really? You gamble every day?
- Of course.
468
00:40:26,385 --> 00:40:27,886
Do you...
469
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:31,974
Has gambling affected your home life?
470
00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:43,110
Ruined it.
471
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:51,702
Has gambling affected your reputation?
472
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:55,372
Honey, some people like
to rub me for luck.
473
00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,419
Hurry up with that rum!
474
00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,922
- You feel lucky?
- I'm hot.
475
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:06,300
I can tell.
476
00:41:07,176 --> 00:41:09,887
Lord...Byron.
477
00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:13,182
- I like Lord Byron.
- I love Lord Byron.
478
00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:21,607
I think I'll go bet it.
479
00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:26,945
- Hi, Charley.
- Hi, Vicki.
480
00:41:28,197 --> 00:41:30,657
- Sorry!
- I'm terribly sorry.
481
00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:32,910
- Excuse me.
- Sorry. Really.
482
00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,787
- Can I get you anything?
- No, thanks.
483
00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:38,749
- Flowers?
- No, thank you.
484
00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:40,501
Quaaludes?
485
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,880
One more collision like that,
you're getting glasses!
486
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:51,637
Hey, what did I do? What did I do?
487
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:53,889
There he is!
488
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:57,559
- You won't be picking any more pockets!
- What's going on?
489
00:41:57,768 --> 00:42:03,232
- You have the right to remain silent.
- I want the right to bet Lord Byron!
490
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,777
- Let's go, Morgan!
- Morgan? I'm not Morgan!
491
00:42:06,985 --> 00:42:09,154
Vibes, tell them who I am!
492
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:11,907
Tell the police officers who I am!
493
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:14,743
I've never seen this man before.
494
00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:18,705
I'll kill you! I can't believe
you did this to me!
495
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:22,000
- We got Morgan here.
- I'm not Morgan!
496
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:27,673
- Do I look like a Morgan?
- Sit down and shut up! We got Morgan!
497
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:32,678
- I am not Morgan, goddammit!
- Swearing in public's illegal.
498
00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:35,806
- So is false arrest.
- Home address?
499
00:42:36,014 --> 00:42:40,143
- You're not calling my wife?
- The horses are at the starting gate.
500
00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:44,022
- This is costing me $5,000!
- Quiet!
501
00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:55,742
- Blast him!
- You can't shoot a pickpocket!
502
00:42:56,743 --> 00:43:00,372
- Out of the way!
- It must be a commercial.
503
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:05,377
Why are you handcuffed?
504
00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:08,255
Outta the way!
505
00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:22,728
He's going in. Vague Lady
a little restless inside the gate.
506
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:25,397
The flag is up!
507
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:27,399
Don't! No! No!
508
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,527
- He did it!
- What did I do?
509
00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:32,571
Everything!
510
00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:36,700
Mismatch moves up on the outside...
511
00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:40,287
How do you explain
the $2,400 hidden in your shoes?
512
00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:46,752
- I'm having a very good day!
- We're checking on a Mr J Trotter.
513
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,545
I'll kill you!
514
00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:52,883
2232 Flamingo Lane.
515
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:59,264
- He said he worked for you.
- A shocking incident of bumping!
516
00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:03,852
Lord Byron has lost the rider!
Going through, Splendid Reason...
517
00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:07,940
- You do know him?
- Splendid Reason wins!
518
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:14,321
Lord Byron leads, and Arctic Dancer...
A shocking incident of bumping!
519
00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:17,074
Lord Byron has lost the rider!
520
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:22,746
- That is a shocking incident of bumping.
- Splendid Reason wins!
521
00:44:22,955 --> 00:44:25,624
- I didn't lose.
- Arctic Dancer second...
522
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,710
Weirder and weirder.
523
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:33,048
- I had the winner.
- I didn't lose.
524
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:37,177
I should have lost, but I didn't lose.
525
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:41,014
There's a fine line
between winning and losing.
526
00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:43,308
Yes, the finish line.
527
00:44:49,523 --> 00:44:52,484
When you're rich,
you don't worry about losing.
528
00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:56,989
I sell envelopes.
If I lose 10 grand at the track,
529
00:44:57,197 --> 00:45:01,577
I add half a cent to the prices
of my birthday envelopes.
530
00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:04,163
I'll take six dozen.
531
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:09,168
Dr Trotter, Dr J Trotter,
532
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:12,921
please pick up
the nearest courtesy phone.
533
00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:17,301
Excuse me.
534
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,638
Come back, Doctor.
535
00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:24,391
Some doctor!
536
00:45:25,309 --> 00:45:27,603
Right over there, sir.
537
00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:30,063
Calling trainer Mel Stutey.
538
00:45:30,272 --> 00:45:33,317
- Please contact the jockey's room.
- Dr Trotter.
539
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,194
Follow me, sir.
540
00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:47,080
Miss Vicki.
541
00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:51,126
- Is that caviar fresh?
- Yes, sir.
542
00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:54,505
And a little champagne. Excellent.
543
00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:56,715
Hi, honey, I knew it was you.
544
00:45:56,924 --> 00:46:01,595
Trotter, sweetheart, honey darling,
help me out here? What day is it?
545
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:04,348
It's Saturday, babe. Why?
546
00:46:04,556 --> 00:46:07,351
Saturday! Good. I see.
547
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:11,563
I don't want to assume something
I shouldn't. What time is it?
548
00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:14,399
It's 1.45, doll.
549
00:46:14,608 --> 00:46:18,862
"1.45, doll"!
And where are you right now?
550
00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:21,114
The Jockey Club. You called me.
551
00:46:21,323 --> 00:46:26,245
Yes, of course.
So, if what you're saying is true,
552
00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:31,083
you are in the Jockey Club at the
racetrack at 1.45 Saturday afternoon,
553
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:37,089
when you were supposed to be home
at 12.30 starting our marriage over!
554
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:41,385
Son of a bitch! What am I going
to do with you? You lousy bum!
555
00:46:41,593 --> 00:46:44,263
- I hate your guts, as usual!
- Listen...
556
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:47,724
How could you do this to me?
What am I saying?
557
00:46:47,933 --> 00:46:52,646
How could you not do this? How could
I expect you to do anything but this?
558
00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:54,606
You're hopeless!
559
00:46:54,815 --> 00:47:00,612
I'm just as hopeless to think you'd have
any consideration for my feelings.
560
00:47:00,821 --> 00:47:02,781
- Jesus!
- Excuse me!
561
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:06,827
This is a private conversation.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
562
00:47:07,035 --> 00:47:08,954
You're gambling...
563
00:47:09,163 --> 00:47:13,625
I am not gambling! I am not gambling!
I am winning!
564
00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,502
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
565
00:47:15,711 --> 00:47:20,340
Really! I wouldn't kid you. I'm up $2,500.
I'm having a very good day.
566
00:47:20,549 --> 00:47:23,677
Are you? Well, good day this, baby!
567
00:47:23,886 --> 00:47:27,973
I'm calling my attorney
and telling him to go for your balls!
568
00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:31,393
- Listen...
- You know, I think this is it.
569
00:47:31,602 --> 00:47:34,146
I'm finished. We are history!
570
00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:40,360
- Pam, don't panic. Get all gussied up...
- You want me to get gussied up?
571
00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:44,656
Come down here and see.
You won't believe what's going on!
572
00:47:44,865 --> 00:47:48,619
If I do, it'll be you that won't believe
what's going on!
573
00:47:48,827 --> 00:47:51,497
Be here in half an hour. I love you.
574
00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:02,424
Bastard!
575
00:48:04,885 --> 00:48:08,514
Maybe one more time.
But after that, no more.
576
00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:13,227
I thought we'd find you at that dump
across the street.
577
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:17,523
- Marty's, where all the pigs wallow.
- I like your shoes.
578
00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:22,027
- Buy them at a carpet sale?
- Let me throw him out the window.
579
00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:25,197
I hope someday you're two seconds late.
580
00:48:25,405 --> 00:48:27,574
Where's your friend, Looney?
581
00:48:27,783 --> 00:48:31,620
- He's not my friend.
- He's late with some money.
582
00:48:31,829 --> 00:48:38,043
- I wouldn't know.
- Hundreds late. Sickeningly late.
583
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:42,047
Bernie, I swear to God, I hate this.
584
00:48:42,256 --> 00:48:44,424
Makes my stomach turn.
585
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:47,594
Next week, it's me giving you this back.
586
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:57,229
The races make me nervous.
You can't beat an animal.
587
00:48:57,437 --> 00:49:00,524
Looney's in trouble. He bet the Packers.
588
00:49:00,732 --> 00:49:03,569
- So?
- He bet them pretty hard.
589
00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:08,824
They lost 75-10, and your pal
Looney, went in for a nickel.
590
00:49:09,032 --> 00:49:11,702
I thought he only bet $50.
591
00:49:11,910 --> 00:49:15,581
Your friend's down $800,
and some change.
592
00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:17,916
Which is a lot for a bum.
593
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:24,089
When you see your buddy, please
pass along this message, "Pay up."
594
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:28,510
PS, "Or else!"
595
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,098
I don't think I'll be seeing Mr Looney
any time soon. Excuse me.
596
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:37,519
Seen Looney?
597
00:49:37,728 --> 00:49:42,941
I may go and draw some savings,
come back, and get back what we lost.
598
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:45,944
- I am pretty mad!
- Seen Looney?
599
00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:49,865
- Everybody's looking for Looney.
- He said you were a jerk.
600
00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:54,828
- Where is he?
- Lufkin's after him. He left a number.
601
00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:57,956
Looney said you turned on your friends.
602
00:49:58,165 --> 00:50:02,878
- He went to give blood.
- We could, and save a trip to the bank!
603
00:50:03,086 --> 00:50:08,592
I am pretty cheesed off about that jockey
falling off that damn horse, Sid!
604
00:50:09,468 --> 00:50:10,928
Looney!
605
00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:14,139
- Looney!
- What?
606
00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:19,603
What are you doing?
607
00:50:19,811 --> 00:50:22,856
Being embalmed,
if it's any business of yours.
608
00:50:23,065 --> 00:50:26,652
- Lufkin is looking for you.
- So?
609
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:29,238
He says you're over the limit.
610
00:50:29,446 --> 00:50:32,825
- Dead men can't pay.
- Don't go back to the track.
611
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:34,993
You screwed me.
612
00:50:35,202 --> 00:50:38,705
I didn't! I made the bet that
we were both going to bet!
613
00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:43,335
I lost $50 on the one named the same
as my cat! In the seventh,
614
00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:46,964
one's named the same
as my apartment. I'm going back.
615
00:50:47,172 --> 00:50:51,301
I love the track. Great place to spend
time with your best friend.
616
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:54,680
- Until he sneaks off and screws you!
- You!
617
00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:56,640
Out!
618
00:50:58,851 --> 00:51:03,564
Give my regards to your new pals
at that whorehouse you're sitting in!
619
00:51:07,568 --> 00:51:09,444
Look...
620
00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:13,157
...tell that guy his blood is rare.
621
00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:16,535
Say he gets $20, not the regular $10.
622
00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:20,455
His blood is rare. He gets $75.
623
00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:22,124
75?
624
00:51:25,002 --> 00:51:28,338
75 twice a week is $150.
That's a lot of money!
625
00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:32,926
- Some Banana Daiquiris.
- Banana King's in the next race.
626
00:51:33,135 --> 00:51:37,389
- Really? Where?
- Where's the money?
627
00:51:38,765 --> 00:51:42,060
- We're married.
- Oh. We're not.
628
00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:46,732
- Why don't I keep the money?
- It's in my shoes.
629
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:49,193
Give me the money!
630
00:51:50,903 --> 00:51:53,572
Purse snatchers are everywhere!
631
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:58,452
Put this on your list, Mr "I won't
gamble"! What happened to that?
632
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:04,708
At least give me some of the money and
you can keep $10, if you have to bet!
633
00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:08,420
I don't see why you people
can't watch the horses run
634
00:52:08,629 --> 00:52:10,756
and not bet on them.
635
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:17,095
- She's new!
- What's so damn funny?
636
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:21,225
Because there is no racing
without betting.
637
00:52:21,433 --> 00:52:22,976
That's poetic.
638
00:52:23,185 --> 00:52:26,104
- Please! Airhead.
- Excuse me?
639
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:31,443
- I don't want you to lose all our money.
- Pam, darling, sweetheart,
640
00:52:31,652 --> 00:52:34,279
I'm begging you, be quiet.
641
00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:37,950
If you don't give it to me now,
I'll cause a scene.
642
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:41,954
Remember your mother's house?
The plate glass window?
643
00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:44,456
- I'm going to the men's room.
- Why?
644
00:52:44,665 --> 00:52:48,043
- To take my shoes off.
- I don't trust you one little bit!
645
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:51,171
You don't want me
to make a scene here!
646
00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:12,526
Terribly sorry.
647
00:53:13,527 --> 00:53:17,072
Here comes the champ!
I admit it, you are the champ!
648
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,117
You got more guts than sense. I love it!
649
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:23,704
- So, what do you want?
- I don't know.
650
00:53:23,912 --> 00:53:27,291
- You have to give me a number.
- I'll be right back.
651
00:53:27,499 --> 00:53:29,626
I believe you will.
652
00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:32,462
I'm taking a survey. Who do you like?
653
00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:37,176
I like the two horse. It's got front wraps.
I always bet those horses.
654
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:43,807
- Excuse me, I'm taking a survey...
- Big money on the four. Real money.
655
00:53:44,016 --> 00:53:46,643
- Who do you like?
- I like the six.
656
00:53:46,852 --> 00:53:49,104
- Why?
- I always bet on five.
657
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:52,065
- Who do you like?
- Up Yours, number one.
658
00:53:52,274 --> 00:53:54,860
- Thank you.
- I like the four.
659
00:53:55,068 --> 00:54:00,073
These other nags'll die. By the eighth
pole, they'll look like they're at a bus stop.
660
00:54:00,282 --> 00:54:03,494
- It's my survey. Take your own.
- I like the six.
661
00:54:03,702 --> 00:54:05,496
- The four.
- The one.
662
00:54:05,704 --> 00:54:07,748
I like the six horse.
663
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:14,755
- Three!
- What do you mean?
664
00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:17,716
Three to win. Let it ride.
665
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:22,387
Are you sure?
I mean, of sound mind and all that?
666
00:54:22,596 --> 00:54:27,726
I'm not asking for a will. I want 48 $50
win tickets on three in the seventh race.
667
00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:32,147
48 $50 win tickets
on the three horse in the seventh race?
668
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:38,946
- That's right.
- I have to give you 48 $50 win tickets
669
00:54:39,154 --> 00:54:42,449
on the three horse in the seventh race?
670
00:54:44,576 --> 00:54:48,121
How much does 48 $50 win tickets
671
00:54:48,330 --> 00:54:51,625
on the three horse
in the seventh race pay?
672
00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:59,132
48 $50 win tickets on the three horse
in the seventh race at...
673
00:54:59,341 --> 00:55:02,219
...25-1 will pay you...
674
00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:14,523
- ...approximately $69,000.
- This is a lot of money.
675
00:55:17,025 --> 00:55:20,863
- You won't hold any back, just in case?
- In case what?
676
00:55:21,071 --> 00:55:24,533
In case you get hungry or thirsty
before the race ends?
677
00:55:51,852 --> 00:55:53,312
Thanks.
678
00:56:05,991 --> 00:56:07,743
It's quiet.
679
00:56:12,956 --> 00:56:18,378
I do this for a living.
Been doing it for 15 years.
680
00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:24,551
I play the circuit.
One track closes, another one opens.
681
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,055
Some big places, some dumps.
682
00:56:29,014 --> 00:56:34,478
I've met all kinds of characters but,
believe me, pal, you are the champ.
683
00:56:34,686 --> 00:56:36,772
I really hope you win.
684
00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:41,026
Yep, you're the greatest I've ever seen.
685
00:56:41,235 --> 00:56:44,321
- I'll tell the grandchildren about you.
- Thanks.
686
00:56:53,747 --> 00:56:57,501
Escort this gentleman
until the end of the race.
687
00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:59,336
Yes, sir.
688
00:57:01,338 --> 00:57:02,798
Hi.
689
00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:06,718
Coming through!
690
00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:28,866
You've been arrested?
Where's the money?
691
00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:34,913
No, no!
692
00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:38,292
- These! No!
- I had to.
693
00:57:40,752 --> 00:57:43,380
- Lying son of a bitch!
- Lay off him!
694
00:57:43,589 --> 00:57:48,510
- Would you mind your own business?
- She's pert, if you like pert.
695
00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:50,762
Hardly nobody likes three.
696
00:57:50,971 --> 00:57:54,266
- Who's she talking about?
- You want another round?
697
00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:58,228
You're sick!
Somebody should put you in a hospital.
698
00:57:58,437 --> 00:58:02,441
I just got it!
I just got something real important.
699
00:58:02,649 --> 00:58:06,445
After all these years, it's not my gambling
that you despised.
700
00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:08,655
It's been my losing!
701
00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:15,996
I'm ending this marriage,
or I'll have a nervous breakdown.
702
00:58:16,205 --> 00:58:18,874
I might be having one right now.
703
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,376
- I'm going home.
- Good.
704
00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:27,132
- Shall I call when I win?
- Yes!
705
00:58:27,341 --> 00:58:29,134
Call this!
706
00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:32,804
My!
707
00:58:33,764 --> 00:58:37,017
- We're having some problems.
- Poor Trotter.
708
00:58:37,226 --> 00:58:40,145
Poor, poor Trotter.
709
00:58:41,271 --> 00:58:45,359
You're looking at $69,000,
or you're looking at nothing.
710
00:58:50,072 --> 00:58:52,866
I've a house in the Bahamas. I love guts!
711
00:58:53,075 --> 00:58:56,036
He's mine! You're mine.
712
00:58:56,245 --> 00:58:59,706
The horses are approaching
the starting gate.
713
00:59:09,049 --> 00:59:12,678
The horses have now reached
the starting gate.
714
00:59:22,229 --> 00:59:25,607
The horses are all in line.
715
00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:30,863
The flag is up!
716
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:36,118
And away they go!
Here comes Rock It and Moon Beams,
717
00:59:36,326 --> 00:59:40,622
Idle Threat behind him and,
in second last, it's Fleet Dreams...
718
00:59:40,831 --> 00:59:46,962
- Come on, Fleet Dreams!
- ... Up Yours on the inside, Rock lt...
719
00:59:47,171 --> 00:59:50,174
- Come on, four!
- Come on, Fleet Dreams!
720
00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:54,386
- Come on, four!
- Come on! Come on! Come on!
721
00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:56,305
Come on, four!
722
00:59:58,015 --> 01:00:02,519
- It's Up Yours, then Fleet Dreams...
- Come on, baby, come on!
723
01:00:02,728 --> 01:00:07,357
- Rock It is in there, and Moon Beams...
- Come on, you son of a bitch!
724
01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:12,446
At second last, Banana King is
on the outside. They come for home!
725
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:17,618
It's Moon Beams and Fleet Dreams,
these two now. Up Yours at the rail...
726
01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:26,418
Moon Beams is in front, Fleet Dreams
is coming after him on the inside!
727
01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:31,465
Moon Beams and Fleet Dreams,
Up Yours and Banana King...
728
01:00:31,673 --> 01:00:35,761
It's going to be Moon Beams
or Fleet Dreams!
729
01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:40,307
- Fleet Dreams on the inside...
- Come on, come on!
730
01:00:40,516 --> 01:00:45,229
Fleet Dreams gets the lead! Coming
down to the wire, it's Fleet Dreams...
731
01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:53,695
Fleet Dreams has won it!
732
01:00:53,904 --> 01:00:55,364
You won!
733
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:58,909
Fleet Dreams won!
734
01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:04,373
- Your horse won. You're a millionaire!
- I've had enough!
735
01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:08,669
- Come on! Get up, you crazy bitch!
- He's a millionaire!
736
01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:11,797
Get out of here! Jesus Christ!
737
01:01:12,005 --> 01:01:15,509
Did I win? Son of a bitch!
738
01:01:16,343 --> 01:01:20,556
I won! I won!
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
739
01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:23,725
Fucking flying son of a bitch!
Fucking flying whore!
740
01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:25,602
God likes me!
741
01:01:25,811 --> 01:01:28,272
He really, really likes me!
742
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:33,443
Wow, what a day! What a day!
What a fabulous day!
743
01:01:33,652 --> 01:01:36,363
I'm having a fabulous day!
744
01:01:36,572 --> 01:01:40,617
They should guard the door,
so that sort doesn't get in!
745
01:01:42,119 --> 01:01:45,497
- Fix your skirt, for Christ's sakes!
- OK, Bernie.
746
01:01:45,706 --> 01:01:51,795
- Have you ever seen such behaviour?
- Can't hold his liquor!
747
01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:55,841
- You might have mentioned.
- What?
748
01:01:56,049 --> 01:01:59,595
The three horse. You might have
said you liked him.
749
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:05,017
- Think I'm so rich I don't need any extra?
- Want to know how I got the three?
750
01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:07,769
You want to know how I got it?
751
01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:10,939
I went out in the thing and I...
752
01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,609
Screw it!
753
01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:19,740
I hate sneaky people. I knew a sissy kid
in school that covered up his answers.
754
01:02:19,948 --> 01:02:21,992
Who cares? Who cares?
755
01:02:23,577 --> 01:02:26,788
Waiter! More champagne.
756
01:02:27,998 --> 01:02:29,958
We're very busy, sir.
757
01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:48,393
- That's for all you stuffy rat bastards!
- How dare he!
758
01:02:48,602 --> 01:02:52,105
- That is...
- Why, it's outrageous behaviour!
759
01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:59,363
I'm going to collect $69,000!
760
01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:01,031
How gross!
761
01:03:06,328 --> 01:03:09,414
- I'm hiring you all day.
- Don't worry about a thing.
762
01:03:09,623 --> 01:03:12,584
Anybody makes a funny move,
shoot them!
763
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:19,007
No, it's OK! I know this guy!
764
01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:22,678
- Pay up, you deadbeat!
- No!
765
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:25,681
Don't shoot yet! I haven't got my money!
766
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:31,812
- I don't like you one fuck!
- Another curse, I'll blast your head off!
767
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,273
- Really?
- That's correct.
768
01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:39,987
I lost the blood bank money!
Not on a horse! I got my pocket picked.
769
01:03:40,195 --> 01:03:45,784
What is this? Social hour? You owe me,
you bastard! And I'm going to get it!
770
01:03:47,161 --> 01:03:50,205
How much does Mr Looney owe you?
771
01:03:50,414 --> 01:03:51,748
850.
772
01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:57,462
I was on the phone.
I was going to bet $50.
773
01:03:57,671 --> 01:04:03,427
Next I'm saying, "500 on the Packers."
It was like somebody else saying it!
774
01:04:03,635 --> 01:04:05,637
Let him kill me! I deserve it!
775
01:04:08,265 --> 01:04:11,477
I'll pay for Looney
when I settle here, OK?
776
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:15,481
I can get it. I'll kill somebody.
777
01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:20,527
- Watch it!
- When did I last have a winning week?
778
01:04:25,073 --> 01:04:28,952
December 3rd, three years ago. $22.
779
01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:32,289
- Ooh!
- I'm a loser! Let him kill me! I deserve it!
780
01:04:32,498 --> 01:04:35,042
When I collect, I settle his sheet.
781
01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:39,838
I'll owe you for the rest of my life.
You're the greatest man that ever lived.
782
01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:42,925
- I mean that.
- Sounds fine to me.
783
01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:47,471
$69,000!
784
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:53,227
Send champagne to Fleet Dreams'
stall and roses to the owner.
785
01:04:53,435 --> 01:04:56,814
And a case of light beer to the jockey.
I'm not kidding!
786
01:04:57,022 --> 01:05:00,692
Government takes half. That's 34,500.
787
01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:04,530
800 on the Buick, 450 on furniture,
Pam's cruise, that's...
788
01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,990
- 430.
- 17,000.
789
01:05:07,199 --> 01:05:11,328
12 years' rent, 200 for champagne,
100 for roses.
790
01:05:11,537 --> 01:05:15,874
- 40.
- 100 for breakages at the Jockey Club.
791
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:21,255
- 58.
- 850 for Looney's tab, leaves me with...
792
01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:22,798
...zero,
793
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:25,008
zero, zero.
794
01:05:25,217 --> 01:05:26,969
Congratulations!
795
01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:29,930
I'm broke.
796
01:05:32,474 --> 01:05:36,603
- About that 850 you owe...
- There's all kinds of love in this world.
797
01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:41,817
- I got bad news. I can't afford this...
- The love I got for you is man to man.
798
01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:44,653
You're a prince. You're my king.
799
01:05:44,862 --> 01:05:47,990
- Ah, hell!
- He'll be back.
800
01:05:48,198 --> 01:05:51,869
Not me, pal. I've seen the light.
801
01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:55,581
- Hey, Loon!
- Mr Looney to you!
802
01:05:55,789 --> 01:05:57,958
I'm owed change.
803
01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:01,420
Nobody make a move!
804
01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:06,717
He looks different.
805
01:06:12,181 --> 01:06:16,852
I have peripheral vision. It's a gift.
I can see my ears.
806
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:20,314
A guy's throwing up
on the pool table on my left.
807
01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:26,278
Two guys are asleep on the table
on the right. A bulb's blown overhead.
808
01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:30,449
- There's a fly on the money box.
- What is this crap?
809
01:06:37,289 --> 01:06:39,458
- Hello.
- Hi, honey.
810
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:42,920
Don't "honey" me! Besides, I'm drunk.
811
01:06:43,128 --> 01:06:48,175
Pam, you know that race?
The one you left before?
812
01:06:48,967 --> 01:06:54,431
I've decided to become an alcoholic.
It's the healthiest thing I've ever done.
813
01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:58,435
I won. We're pretty rich.
814
01:06:58,644 --> 01:07:02,105
I'm going to drink every day,
morning, noon and night.
815
01:07:02,314 --> 01:07:06,610
Bottles of gin, beer...
I'll hide the bottles around the house.
816
01:07:06,819 --> 01:07:10,239
I'm never going to cook, or clean.
817
01:07:10,447 --> 01:07:15,452
Or take baths.
Sell the bed if you want. Bet with it.
818
01:07:15,661 --> 01:07:18,997
I'll be passing out on the floor
from now on.
819
01:07:19,206 --> 01:07:20,541
Because...
820
01:07:20,749 --> 01:07:23,418
I don't care about the refrigerator. Sell it.
821
01:07:23,627 --> 01:07:27,756
Pam, all of the money
is in a green box. I haven't spent any.
822
01:07:32,386 --> 01:07:36,765
- Pam?
- I'm drinking and flicking ash around.
823
01:07:36,974 --> 01:07:41,019
I couldn't leave you.
I decided this is the only way.
824
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:43,438
- Pam...
- Go make your bet.
825
01:07:43,647 --> 01:07:47,901
Call me when you like. I'll be here...
Passed out in a pool of vomit.
826
01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:52,322
- I think we have to talk.
- You can move back.
827
01:07:54,241 --> 01:07:58,370
- I missed you all the time.
- Oh, Pam.
828
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:06,211
- I really love you.
- Well, that's...
829
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,797
...very sweet.
830
01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:10,340
Pamela?
831
01:08:10,549 --> 01:08:15,721
Sorry, I dropped the phone. Could you
pick up some wine? I love you.
832
01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:17,973
Do you mean that?
833
01:08:18,182 --> 01:08:20,142
Of course I do.
834
01:08:21,435 --> 01:08:22,895
Mean what?
835
01:08:23,854 --> 01:08:25,898
- Honey?
- Yeah?
836
01:08:41,163 --> 01:08:44,666
What do you want to do
with the box of assets?
837
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,976
Honey, I'm home. Pam?
838
01:09:08,857 --> 01:09:10,651
I didn't bet.
839
01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:15,030
We're rich.
840
01:09:18,283 --> 01:09:20,911
I got you a little bubbly.
841
01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:24,248
And I got you a nice little gift here.
842
01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:36,677
Honey?
843
01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:40,139
Sweetie honey?
844
01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:44,309
OK.
845
01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:51,108
$69,000!
846
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:57,447
Nine...piles of tiles?
847
01:09:58,490 --> 01:10:00,450
What does that mean?
848
01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:32,858
Five of clubs.
849
01:10:48,582 --> 01:10:51,835
This horse could only be ridden
by a Chinese jockey.
850
01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:55,005
- In the first race.
- They raced horses for generations.
851
01:10:55,214 --> 01:10:57,841
It's him! It's him! He's here!
852
01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:06,433
I knew it! I knew it!
853
01:11:06,642 --> 01:11:08,143
I knew it.
854
01:11:17,319 --> 01:11:19,696
Now, that's a man!
855
01:11:21,782 --> 01:11:25,327
All these bums here said
you were nothing but a quitter.
856
01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:28,664
- But I defended you.
- Yeah!
857
01:11:28,872 --> 01:11:30,207
A toast!
858
01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:31,834
To Trotter!
859
01:11:34,586 --> 01:11:37,840
You're all great friends.
860
01:11:38,048 --> 01:11:42,427
And who needs money
when you got friends?
861
01:11:42,636 --> 01:11:47,349
Don't worry, because we'll all be here
to pick you up when it's over!
862
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:57,359
- I got an idea.
- You got a horse picked out?
863
01:11:59,278 --> 01:12:02,698
- I'm hot, right?
- Yeah!
864
01:12:02,906 --> 01:12:05,534
I am truly hot!
865
01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:09,288
And there is nothing more important
than friendship.
866
01:12:09,496 --> 01:12:12,541
- Nothing!
- Here's what we're going to do.
867
01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:17,462
We're going to take everything we've got.
Everything I've got!
868
01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:20,799
- And everything you've got!
- Yeah!
869
01:12:21,008 --> 01:12:23,510
- Every last cent!
- Yeah!
870
01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:28,974
We're going to put it all together
into one big pile.
871
01:12:32,728 --> 01:12:35,481
And we're going to bet it together!
872
01:12:57,878 --> 01:12:59,755
I'm hot!
873
01:12:59,963 --> 01:13:02,674
I'm hot! Listen to me!
874
01:13:05,135 --> 01:13:08,555
This is the chance
that you have all been waiting for.
875
01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:16,230
Next race, I'm putting up 27 stars.
It's good, but I wouldn't bet my grandma.
876
01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:20,651
- I wouldn't bet mine, either.
- You don't understand.
877
01:13:20,859 --> 01:13:22,861
- Sashay Around!
- Chocaholic!
878
01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:28,200
What's the name of that six horse?
Let me see the jockey's name.
879
01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:33,914
There's something about the sound.
Diamondback. I don't know what it is.
880
01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:06,738
Trainer Tony Kelly,
please contact the Steward's Office.
881
01:14:11,326 --> 01:14:13,704
That's the guy.
882
01:14:17,332 --> 01:14:18,959
Stay.
883
01:14:56,497 --> 01:14:58,123
Guess who?
884
01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:02,836
- A football salesman?
- No, it's me, Vicki.
885
01:15:03,045 --> 01:15:05,130
- Hi, Vicki.
- Hi, Trotter.
886
01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:10,302
- What are you doing here?
- Nothing. What are you going to do?
887
01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:15,808
- I don't know. Where's your friend?
- Who, Bernie?
888
01:15:16,016 --> 01:15:18,894
You can do better than that.
889
01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:23,899
A girl's gotta decide what's important,
money or love.
890
01:15:24,107 --> 01:15:27,528
No one's giving anything away.
And Bernie's rich,
891
01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:29,780
which can be handy.
892
01:15:29,988 --> 01:15:32,157
You're a wonderful girl.
893
01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:34,493
Thank you, Trotter!
894
01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:38,997
I'm getting a little nervous now.
895
01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:43,752
I was thinking I'd come down
and ask you to go to bed with me,
896
01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:46,964
'cause I think you're kind of funny,
that's all.
897
01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:50,801
Am I having a good day, or what?
898
01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:53,220
- Vicki.
- What?
899
01:15:53,428 --> 01:15:55,639
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
900
01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:59,852
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
But I love my wife.
901
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,735
I just thought I'd ask, that's all.
902
01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:13,407
What is it they say?
Nothing ventured, nothing...ventured.
903
01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:26,086
Hey, Trotter.
904
01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:27,880
Hi.
905
01:16:29,089 --> 01:16:34,219
- What are you going to do?
- I know what he's not going to do.
906
01:16:34,428 --> 01:16:37,431
- What are you going to do?
- I don't know.
907
01:16:37,639 --> 01:16:42,060
- Are you going to bet on this race?
- I don't know.
908
01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:51,612
- Whatever you do, don't bet on that!
- Why not?
909
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:56,700
There's something wrong with its eyes.
It's blind. How can they put it in a race?
910
01:17:23,101 --> 01:17:25,229
Let me get this straight,
911
01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:28,941
whatever I do, don't bet this horse?
912
01:17:33,403 --> 01:17:36,323
- Looney, Vicki.
- Nice to meet you.
913
01:17:45,290 --> 01:17:47,709
I may faint. Don't worry.
914
01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:51,129
We got full medical coverage. I'll be OK.
915
01:17:55,884 --> 01:17:59,638
- Let it ride.
- Is it all in there?
916
01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:04,685
I spent some on the little woman,
but basically, yeah, it's all there.
917
01:18:04,893 --> 01:18:09,398
- There are all kinds of balls.
- One of his is crystal!
918
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:16,864
I can't give you $50 win tickets.
That's over 1,300 tickets.
919
01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:19,074
It'll jam the machine.
920
01:18:19,283 --> 01:18:25,122
We'll be here till Christmas!
The counting room!
921
01:18:25,330 --> 01:18:26,790
2,000...
922
01:18:42,181 --> 01:18:47,978
Right, I will now issue you with a receipt
to the value of your wager, $68,000,
923
01:18:48,187 --> 01:18:52,024
on the number two horse,
which is called Hot-To-Trot.
924
01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:55,861
- Should you lose this receipt...
- He won't lose it.
925
01:18:56,069 --> 01:19:01,074
Your bet will go through the computer
that adjusts the Tote board odds.
926
01:19:01,283 --> 01:19:04,077
Hot-To-Trot's sitting at 40-1.
927
01:19:04,286 --> 01:19:08,248
A wager this size
is going to knock it down to maybe 8-1.
928
01:19:10,083 --> 01:19:15,923
You're calm. Most guys come in here
are ready to gnaw the legs off the tables!
929
01:19:16,131 --> 01:19:18,300
That's 'cause I'm going to win.
930
01:19:18,509 --> 01:19:21,178
You're a wonderful guy!
931
01:19:22,387 --> 01:19:24,348
What a guy!
932
01:19:29,186 --> 01:19:33,565
- Some coke dealer went nuts again.
- Heavy better, make room!
933
01:19:38,237 --> 01:19:42,825
- Who do you like, Evangeline?
- I'm betting all of my $200
934
01:19:43,033 --> 01:19:45,661
on the four horse, Stargazer, to show.
935
01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:48,539
Of course, I could lose. What if I lost?
936
01:19:48,747 --> 01:19:52,251
- It's too late!
- Come on, Trotter! It doesn't matter.
937
01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:55,546
All right. I had lobster, a few drinks.
938
01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:59,007
Bought my wife a diamond necklace.
I'm OK.
939
01:19:59,216 --> 01:20:05,347
I settled Looney's tab. Made friends,
like you and Vicki, the ticket seller.
940
01:20:05,556 --> 01:20:08,851
You can't put a price on a day
like that, can you?
941
01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:13,939
That's money for a ride home,
and dinner out somewhere, if I lose.
942
01:20:14,148 --> 01:20:18,986
- But if I win, Reardon, if I win... !
- That is him!
943
01:20:25,617 --> 01:20:30,247
- I was getting worried about you.
- I bet 20 on the favourite.
944
01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:37,796
I put every penny
on the number two horse, Hot-To-Trot.
945
01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:43,260
You know, when the odds went to 8-1,
I knew it! He pissed it all away!
946
01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:57,524
- May the best horse win!
- The two!
947
01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:08,660
- I think the two horse was limping!
- Shut up or die, you pessimistic jinx!
948
01:21:08,869 --> 01:21:10,245
I can't see!
949
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,919
- Run, you son of a bitch!
- Come on, Hot-To-Trot!
950
01:21:19,755 --> 01:21:22,841
- I swear I'll stop!
- I always swear I'll quit smoking.
951
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:26,512
- I don't think so.
- I bet you swore something secretly.
952
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:31,183
Who do you think you are,
Jimmy Swaggart? This is a horse race!
953
01:21:31,391 --> 01:21:36,438
- It just doesn't work that way!
- If my horse loses, I'll wring your neck!
954
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:41,568
I can't see the two horse!
955
01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:51,203
- What do you see?
- Your horse is on the outside.
956
01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:54,289
- Stay on the track!
- It can't hear!
957
01:21:59,336 --> 01:22:01,964
Come on, Stargazer, move it!
958
01:22:02,172 --> 01:22:05,342
Keep it out of the money!
I'll give up all my smut!
959
01:22:10,681 --> 01:22:13,642
Two horses pulled away,
and one's yours!
960
01:22:13,851 --> 01:22:15,811
More ground to cover!
961
01:22:20,023 --> 01:22:22,985
I'll leave Bernie. Pure love from now on.
962
01:22:23,193 --> 01:22:26,155
I'll go for some poor guy with nothing.
963
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:34,246
Let him have it.
I don't care about the lousy $200.
964
01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:36,290
Marry me?
965
01:22:37,457 --> 01:22:40,961
They've got three eighths of a mile
left to go...
966
01:22:45,007 --> 01:22:46,758
It's Stargazer...
967
01:22:56,477 --> 01:22:58,979
- They're pecker to pecker!
- Who?
968
01:22:59,188 --> 01:23:03,400
- Stargazer on the inside...
- Come on! Please!
969
01:23:05,486 --> 01:23:08,405
You can't shine a torch between them!
970
01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:10,908
It's Stargazer on the outside...
971
01:23:11,116 --> 01:23:14,369
- I'm getting something.
- Lord, give him a break!
972
01:23:14,578 --> 01:23:17,206
It's the two! Come on, two!
973
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,793
- Two!
- Go! Two!
974
01:23:22,002 --> 01:23:24,838
- You can do it, two!
- Yes! Yes!
975
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,467
Come on!
976
01:23:35,557 --> 01:23:37,100
I got it!
977
01:23:58,789 --> 01:24:04,711
Stargazer just in front, but Hot-To-Trot's
coming up on the outside! Hot-To-Trot,
978
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:08,715
or Stargazer, and at the wire it's...
979
01:24:08,924 --> 01:24:10,259
My God!
980
01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:13,512
Which was My God?
981
01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:19,518
Thank God I'm poor and don't have
to worry about finishes like that!
982
01:24:19,726 --> 01:24:22,771
I knew it! I knew it!
983
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:26,692
- What the hell did he know?
- We knew it.
984
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,695
Wouldn't it be hell if it gets disqualified?
985
01:24:29,903 --> 01:24:31,697
Looney!
986
01:24:35,742 --> 01:24:37,703
I knew it!
987
01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:43,792
Sorry. Excuse me.
988
01:24:49,798 --> 01:24:52,759
Thanks. That was really sweet, honey.
989
01:24:52,968 --> 01:24:54,470
This!
990
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:03,854
I bet it all, honey. I let it all ride.
991
01:25:04,062 --> 01:25:06,440
It's only money.
992
01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:12,070
- Let the guy have it, OK? He's sweet.
- The winner of the tenth race,
993
01:25:12,321 --> 01:25:14,281
number two!
994
01:25:15,949 --> 01:25:18,702
Why are they cheering?
995
01:25:18,911 --> 01:25:22,915
Because they're having
a very good day.
80542
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