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(phone ringing, vibrating)
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♪ ♪
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(phone continues)
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Where did I put my phone?
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(sniffs, gags)
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Hmm.
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(phone continues)
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Ah.
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Oh, no!
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Dia de la Dina!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing ♪
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And what exactly is
Dia de la Dina ?
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It's a special holiday
Olivia and I
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invented for my mom
a couple years ago.
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We figure since
she's a single parent,
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she deserves more than just
Mother's Day, you know?
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Aw, that's nice.
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It was nice.
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And then, last year happened.
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I saved up my allowance
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and took Mom and Oliviaout to brunch.
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Because I wantedto feel like a big shot,
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I made my mom get the mostexpensive thing on the menu.
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(in slow‐mo):
She'll have the Clams Casino.
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She said they tasted funny,
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but I insisted sheeat the whole tray.
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It was my big Dia de la Dina
gift, after all.
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‐(stomach gurgling)
‐ Then, all of a sudden...
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(gags)
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She tried to findan appropriateplace to hurl, but...
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♪ ♪
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She just couldn't make it.
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♪ ♪
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(splattering)
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Just to be clear, your mom...
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clam‐chowdered
all over a baby?
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And I vowed that day
to spend all year
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finding the perfect gift
to make up for it.
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‐And you immediately forgot?
‐And then I immediately forgot.
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And now Dia de la Dina
is tomorrow!
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Okay, what ideas do you have?
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Clams Casino?
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‐You got nothing?
‐I got nothing. (sighs)
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♪ ♪
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So, last year's
Dia de la Dina was‐‐
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‐Terrible?
‐Puke‐inducing?
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An adventure.
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But I just wanted
to remind the both of you
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that whatever you decide
to get me this year is fine.
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It doesn't matter if it's
an incredibly impressive
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macaroni art portrait like
Olivia made me last year...
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♪ ♪
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...or a lovely meal.
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(stomach gurgling)
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Whatever you get me,
I will love it.
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Because it's from my daughters.
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Trust me, Mom, I got you
the perfect gift this year.
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You're never gonna
guess what it is.
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But I mean,
if you want to guess what
the perfect gift was,
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what would it be and where
would you get it?
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Very funny, Gabby.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a few errands to run.
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I'll be back in a little bit.
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So, perfect gift, huh?
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‐You better believe it.
‐(door closes)
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Word of advice, sis:
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there's only room in this family
for one great gift‐giver.
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(whispering):
And it's me.
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♪ ♪
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(Orb whirring)
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(laser zapping)
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Mmmm. Oh.
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Well, Orb, the time has come.
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I've been looking forward
to this for the past two years.
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My last day on Earth.
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It's time for me to return
to my beloved Gor‐Monia
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and claim my rightful place
as Chief Advisor
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to the Supreme Leader
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of the most prestigious
planet in the cosmos.
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Orb:
You will be missed.
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Yes, it's bittersweet,
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but my time on this quaint
little rock has come to an end.
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Though before I leave,
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I have some loose ends
I must tie up.
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Thankfully, I'll be
returning home
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with the one thing
that has brought me
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the greatest joy
during my time here.
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Orb:
Aww, thank you, sir.
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A device that has served me well
and proved most reliable.
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‐Orb: I would be honored to‐‐
‐This fancy drinking stick.
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♪ ♪
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Ah.
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Mmmm.
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Utter perfection.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Enough dilly‐dallying.
Much to do.
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Orb:
My revenge will be delicious.
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Jeremy, may I speak
with you briefly?
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As you know, the time has come
for me to depart Earth.
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And while it hasn't
always been easy
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having a reckless,
horrible dunderhead
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such as yourself as my ward,
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it was a noble undertaking.
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I know this might
prove difficult for you,
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but rest assured,
my replacement
will be top‐notch.
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And I suppose a tiny,
tiny part of me
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will miss our time together,
as well also.
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Oh, hey, Principal.
Did you say something?
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These virtual reality
glasses are great,
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because I can totally
ignore you without being rude.
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‐(video game sound effects)
‐Ugh.
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Not sure what
I was expecting there.
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Moving on!
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Come on, there's gotta
be something in here!
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Some clue about
what she really wants
but wouldn't get herself.
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Do you really think
we should be
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going through your
mom's stuff like this?
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I mean, what if one of us
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accidentally tries on
her perfume?
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(sniffing)
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Did you try on
my mom's perfume?
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Hey, a closet!
Let's, let's look through that.
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There's gotta be
something in here!
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‐(door opens)
‐Olivia: Looking for ideas, huh?
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I thought you said
you had the perfect gift.
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I do. I'm just...
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making sure Mom has
somewhere to put it.
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Because, you know,
it's very big and impressive.
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Hey, out of curiosity,
what, uh, what
are you getting her?
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Sorry, Gabby.
A magician never
reveals her secrets.
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(phone ringing, vibrating)
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‐(answers phone)
‐Go for Liv.
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Yes, I called about
the string quartet for Dina.
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Sorry, I have to take this.
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Also, it smells like perfume
and desperation in here.
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Let's keep looking.
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♪ ♪
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Hello. What do we have here?
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Looks like some sort of
secret keepsake box.
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My parents have
one of those too.
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I'm never looking
through that again.
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(chuckling) Whoa!
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It's my mom's
most prized possessions.
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‐What is it?
‐It's a screenplay.
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"Weekends with Cadbury"
by Dina Perez.
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Wow, maiden name.
Must've been a long time ago.
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Your mom wrote
a movie script?
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I think we just found
the perfect gift.
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We're gonna make
my mom's movie.
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Think about it: this movie is
obviously important to my mom,
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or she wouldn't have
kept it in a keepsake box.
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Yeah, she probably always
dreamed about making movies,
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but had to give it up in order
to have a family, you know?
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Kinda like my mom
gave up ballet.
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She reminds me
that I ruined it for her
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every year when
we see The Nutcracker.
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Exactly.
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So what better gift
could there possibly be
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than her oldest daughter
bringing her dreams to life?
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Now all we need to do is
get the day off from school.
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♪ ♪
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All right.
No more putting this off.
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I'll tell Gabby goodbye
and then I'll be done with it.
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Like ripping off a bandage.
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A bandage that
I've come to respect.
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What's good, Swifty?
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Oh... Gabby. Hello.
I‐‐ I'm glad you're here.
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There's something that
I need to talk to you about.
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Great, there's something
I need to talk to you about too.
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I need the day off from school
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so I can make my mom's
screenplay into an epic movie,
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thereby giving her
the greatest gift of all time
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and redeeming myself
for last year's clam debacle.
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I don't quite follow.
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Nevertheless, Gabby,
ever since you agreed
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to become a babysitter
for the alien community,
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we've really gotten to know
each other quite well.
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‐Yeah, it's been great.
‐Yes, it has been great.
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And you've been great.
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And because you've been
so... so... great...
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It feels like you've got
something to say here, Swifty,
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but I'm kind of
on a tight clock, so...
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No, it's fine.
I'll tell you later.
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Just go make your movie.
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Thanks, Swifty.
You're the best.
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♪ ♪
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I'll... tell her later.
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"Weekends with Cadbury."
Scene one, take one.
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All right, let's make
some magic!
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And... action!
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(southern accent):
I wish I could see the world
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through your eyes, Cadbury.
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Cut!
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(warbling)
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What's wrong?
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Look, Wesley, I love
what you're doing.
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Really, I do. But...
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Okay, what's with the accent?
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Well, I'm envisioning
my character raised
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in the Mississippi Delta.
Southern gentleman.
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Look, guys.
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This movie is my chance
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to make my mom
something great.
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We've already lost a lot
of time building the set.
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Now, I don't know
what Olivia's working on,
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‐but I can tell you that‐‐
‐Olivia: Can you guys
keep it down?
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The doves need their rest
before the big performance.
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♪ ♪
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(Gabby sighs)
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So if I don't want
my redemption gift
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to look like garbage
in comparison,
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then it needs to be perfect.
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And that means no
southern accents, okay?
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Got it.
No southern accent.
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Good. Let's do it again.
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(warbling)
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And action.
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(Russian accent):
Babushka, I wish I could see
the world through your eyes.
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Cut!
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(warbling)
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Hey, I'm getting
kind of bored,
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so I think I'm gonna go wrestle
your garden hose for a bit.
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Jeremy, we don't
have time for‐‐
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I'll let you know who wins.
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♪ ♪
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Next item on the list:
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"Constructively Criticize
School Staff."
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Good day, fellow educators!
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It is my understanding
that constructive criticism
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is generally appreciated?
Is that... true?
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‐Larry: Well‐‐
‐Not you, Larry.
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I'm looking for
a credible source.
253
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,311
Ah, Margaret the Librarian.
254
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,231
I suppose you intend
to regale me
255
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,110
with another boring story
about one of your many cats.
256
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,277
Not the time!
257
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,315
‐Hey!
‐Mr. Falkenberry‐‐
258
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,989
I'm surprised you're
not eating alone
259
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,317
in the Science Wing bathroom
as is your custom.
260
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,623
Quite gross.
261
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,785
Well, since no one seems willing
to give me an honest answer
262
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:29,667
when I'm simply trying to help,
I'll just go ahead.
263
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,786
You're all very
horrible at your jobs.
264
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,673
(teachers gasping, murmuring)
265
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,050
You're welcome.
266
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,593
♪ ♪
267
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,432
You're garbage.
268
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,518
I'm on fire!
269
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,019
You can't guard me.
270
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,566
Boom, baby!
271
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,648
♪ ♪
272
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,525
Howard:
This is the best you got?
273
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,207
"Drop Knowledge on Howard."
274
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,054
Check ball, Howard.
275
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,627
Ooh.
276
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,510
♪ ♪
277
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,757
Bank.
278
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,394
Made a deposit
in the bank, Howard.
279
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,932
Hup, hup.
280
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,484
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
281
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,728
You're going to
fail P.E. today.
Check ball.
282
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,153
Huh! Oh!
283
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,781
(kids exclaiming)
284
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,817
Tut‐tut‐tut‐tut.
285
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,239
Oh!
286
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,158
Huh. Oh, Howard!
287
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,117
Oh!
288
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,615
Huh, huh, huh.
Oh, Howard!
289
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,290
(all applauding)
290
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,249
Howard shows
great potential,
291
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,089
but he lacks attention
to detail. (chuckling)
292
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,085
Oh!
293
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,626
You just got posterized, Howard.
294
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,263
Principal Swish!
295
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,676
Pour it in there.
296
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,852
♪ ♪
297
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,227
Mmmm.
298
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,227
I quit.
299
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,073
I am your principal no more.
300
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,526
Tell them what you saw
here today, Dobek.
301
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,919
I saw a man,
but on the court, a God.
302
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,085
Wesley:
Please, Cadbury, please!
303
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,166
Jeremy's voice:
Sorry, Rodrigo!
304
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,011
‐But what about us?
‐There is no us!
305
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,257
Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut.
306
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:52,638
Okay, can we try this again
with a little more... nuance?
307
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,982
Look, I keep telling you,
I don't know what that means.
308
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,187
Well, me neither,
but I know it's lacking.
309
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,228
(warbling)
310
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,065
I think the problem might be
311
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,108
that your mom's movie
doesn't make any sense.
312
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,532
What are you talking about?
313
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,280
Wesley:
Well, it started out as
314
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,991
a heartfelt tale about
a boy and his rabbit,
315
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,542
but now that rabbit is
a giant killer squirrel
316
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,537
and, for some reason,
my name changed to Rodrigo.
317
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,999
Yeah. And it says my character
is actually a spirit,
318
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,710
but I feel very real, Gabby.
Very real!
319
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,012
I gotta be honest, I don't know
what this movie is about at all.
320
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,387
Look, this movie
makes sense, okay?
321
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,755
If it didn't make sense,
322
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,601
then it couldn't be
the greatest gift
of all time.
323
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,636
And it is going to be
the greatest gift of all time,
324
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,731
so therefore it must make sense!
325
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,596
‐Does that make sense?
‐More sense than
your mom's movie.
326
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,154
Look, I know this is tough,
but think about my mom.
327
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,740
Besides me and Olivia,
she has nothing.
328
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,486
She's probably somewhere
bawling her eyes out right now.
329
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,909
♪ ♪
330
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,579
Snake eyes!
Three in a row!
331
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,290
Dia de la Dina , baby!
332
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,920
Shuffle 'em up, Fernando.
I'm on a heater.
333
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,957
(munching)
334
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,589
So, buck up!
335
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,547
Because we need to make
a movie good enough
336
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,127
to slap the taste
of Clams Casino
337
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,143
out of my mom's
mouth for good.
338
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,805
Look, Gabby,
I wanna help you, but...
339
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,425
this is taking a lot longer
than you said it would
340
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,063
and I gotta get home
or I'm gonna get grounded.
341
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,940
Yeah, I think
I'm gonna go too.
342
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,018
Because I wanna.
343
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,153
Look, guys,
you can't leave!
344
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,898
Uh, hello?
345
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,163
We still have to shoot
the big musical number!
346
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,414
I'm sorry, Gabby.
347
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,243
Fine, I'll do this
all by myself!
348
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,254
I'll stay in this warehouse
all night if I have to!
349
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,247
(lights powering down)
350
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,379
Okay, maybe a couple
location changes,
351
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,916
but I'm doing this!
352
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,086
Scene one, take fifteen.
353
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,086
Check. Check.
354
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,219
(southern accent):
I sure wish I could
355
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,773
see the world through
your eyes, Cadbury.
356
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,057
Gah, why am I doing
a southern accent?
357
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,977
(groans)
358
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,069
How's your Dia de la Dina
gift coming along?
359
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,242
Uh, great! Just shooting
some retakes. No biggie.
360
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,952
It's already pretty much
the greatest movie ever.
(chuckles)
361
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,334
What's that?
362
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,123
Uh, what's what?
363
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,543
Oh. This?
364
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,513
Just a stand‐in.
Common practice
in the film biz.
365
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,755
Cool, cool.
366
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,216
Hey, how many ribbon dancers
367
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,217
do you think
this ceiling can hold?
368
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,679
All right, fine!
My gift's a disaster!
369
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,142
I really thought I would be able
to redeem myself for last year,
370
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,772
but I guess not.
371
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,567
So what ridiculously amazing
gift did you get her?
372
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,860
Actually...
373
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,861
I got nothing.
374
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,905
These blueprints are
accurate but pointless.
375
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,488
What? But what about
the string quartet
and the doves?
376
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,254
I was just trying
to psych you out
377
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,576
until I came up
with a great idea.
378
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:06,172
But now I'm out of time
and I've got nothing.
379
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,258
Hey, we've still got
two hours, a camera,
380
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,258
and a very realistic
sock puppet.
381
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,181
Wanna make a present
for Mom together?
382
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,969
It doesn't involve
clams, does it?
383
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,774
‐It does not.
‐Then I'm in.
384
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,904
"Say Goodbye to Gabby."
385
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,362
No more putting this off.
386
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,736
(phone chimes)
387
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,997
Gabby‐‐
when you watch this,
388
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,707
I will have already begun
my journey home to Gor‐Monia.
389
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,127
I'm sorry I wasn't able
to tell you in person.
390
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,709
(recorded piano music)
391
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,924
(southern accent):
I wish I could see the world
392
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,684
through your eyes, Cadbury.
393
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,846
They say eating carrotsis good for your eyesight.
394
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,561
If you eat enough of them,
395
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,768
you'll never lose sightof who you really love.
396
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,400
(piano music continues)
397
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,815
(Olivia spits)
398
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,526
(both laughing on video)
399
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,831
Aw, you two made this together?
400
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,632
‐Yep.
‐Check it out.
401
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,376
Gabby / Olivia:
A Duran Sisters Joint.
402
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,090
Gosh. (sniffles)
403
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,130
"Weekends with Cadbury."
404
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,053
I mean, how'd you even
know about this?
405
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,852
I found the script in your
keepsake box in your closet.
406
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,846
You went through my stuff?
407
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,524
Eh, not the point.
408
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,387
The point is, it was
such a great script,
409
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,694
I knew I had to make it.
410
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,267
Oh, yeah?
You really liked it?
411
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,982
(scoffs)
Liked it?
412
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,942
It was unlike anything
I've ever read.
413
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,453
Yeah, I understood
all of it.
414
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,156
Girls, I get it.
The script is terrible.
415
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,197
‐Oh, I'm so glad you said that.
‐It made zero sense.
416
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,872
I only kept it
because it was so bad
417
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,961
that it started me
in a new direction.
418
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,577
That's how I found a career
I actually love:
419
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,294
being a newscaster.
420
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,384
But do you know what
I love even more?
421
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,054
Is being your mom.
422
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,139
This is the best
Dia De La Dina gift
423
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,386
I could have ever asked for.
424
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,428
‐I wanna watch it again.
‐(phone dings)
425
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,146
Sure thing.
Give me one second.
I'll be right back.
426
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,896
♪ Cross my heartand promise you ♪
427
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,241
♪ Your secret's safe with me ♪
428
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,028
Principal Swift:
Gabby, when you watch this,
429
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,951
I will have already begunmy journey home to Gor‐Monia.
430
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,287
I'm sorry I wasn't ableto tell you in person.
431
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:50,118
My replacement shouldarrive within 24 hours
432
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,254
to aid you in yourbabysitting duties.
433
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,091
I wish I'd had the courage
434
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,336
to tell you I was leavingface‐to‐face.
435
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,763
Our working relationship‐‐
436
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,969
dare I say, friendship‐‐
437
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,970
was one of the best thingsabout my time on Earth.
438
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,103
♪ Friends like us ♪
439
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,100
(phone beeps off)
440
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,399
♪ Friends like us ♪
441
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,185
♪ Friends like us ♪
442
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,161
(whirring from above)
443
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,077
(whooshing)
444
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,163
(warbling)
445
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,418
(laughing)
446
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,089
Yes! Yes! Yes!
447
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,877
(laughing)
448
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,931
(ship beeping)
449
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,645
Principal Swift:
Greetings,
Glor‐Bron the Eighth.
450
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,765
Heeeyyy, buddy!
How's every little thing?
451
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,444
Um... Oh, fine, I suppose.
452
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,573
Great! Great!
453
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,819
Uh, is this my transport?
It's rather small.
454
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,743
Also, when will
my replacement arrive?
455
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,622
Yeah. About that.
456
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,209
We found you
a great replacement.
457
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,365
Supes cool dude.
458
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,130
Well, I suppose
that's good news.
459
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,245
He will have his hands
full here on Earth.
460
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,263
Yeah, I mean,
everyone loves him.
461
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,545
He's got a sick sense of humor,
462
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,219
but never takes it
over the line.
463
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,847
It's a delicate balance,
but he strikes it.
464
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,175
‐All right.
‐Anywho...
465
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,021
The thing is, we kinda want
to keep him on Gor‐Monia,
466
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,518
so we're gonna need you to
stay down there a while longer.
467
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,278
But... but... but I'm supposed
to be the Chief Advisor!
468
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,486
The Supreme Leader needs me!
469
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:48,696
I know. Plans, am I right?
(laughing)
470
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,081
Anyway, I gotta run.
But you look great.
471
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,208
Keep up the good work,
Jeremy, those reports!
472
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,166
Wanna hear more about
those Hemsworth brothers.
473
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,786
"Team Liam"!
Late‐ski!
474
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,303
(whooshing)
475
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,007
No! Take me with you!
476
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,218
(warbling)
477
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,087
Don't leave me here!
478
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,345
No!
479
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,064
(chuckling)
Oh, thank you!
480
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,652
You were only kidding!
What a cruel joke! (chuckling)
481
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,699
‐(ship zapping)
‐No! Not my fancy
drinking stick!
482
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,156
‐(Principal yelping)
‐(ship whooshing)
483
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,579
Nooooooooooooo!
484
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,250
(sobbing)
485
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,960
Next time on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
486
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,091
(crying):
Your planet, mine...
487
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,258
Everywhere I turn,no one wants me.
488
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,678
Orb:
When something traumatic
happens to a Gor‐Mon,
489
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,507
they enter thought‐darkness.
490
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,642
‐Gabby: How do we fix him?
‐Orb: No one knows.
491
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:57,393
My life is pointless!
492
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,154
Well... that's new.
493
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,439
♪ ♪
494
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,506
Gorgeous!
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