Original subtitles

This is the city of St. Canard.

A metropolis overrun with the worst kind of crime:

super crime.

But a purple protector stands alone,

dutifully watching for--

-Oncoming traffic! -Aah!

-[horn blares] -[tires screech]

Sorry, Bradford. Bit of unexpected turbulence.

-All fine now. -All would be better

if you weren't wasting time and money on this trip.

After that string of accidents,

our St. Canard Research Facility is a lost cause.

Dr. Bulba may be a bit unorthodox,

but his lab is cutting edge.

If he says he's onto something big, I trust him.

His latest project is supposed to be revolutionary.

-Profitable. -Reckless.

Mr. McDuck, Bulba's experiments are worthless pipe dreams.

Better not to deal with him.

Yes, fine.Thank you, Bradford.

Shortsighted old buzzard.

There's no reward without a little risk.

Bradford doesn't know how things work.

I'm still on the phone.

I don't knowhow it works.

Someone shut thisblasted thing off!

Hurry, Launchpad. A bold new scientific horizon awaits.

Me and LP don't have timefor nerd stuff.

I scored an exclusiveinterview

with Launchpad's pal Drake,

that is sure to boostmy online viewership.

We're talking 20,maybe even 25 viewers.

Why would Launchpad's weird buddy boost your ratings?

I don't know, he's just a real super guy.

[both laugh]

Yeah, when the chips are down,he really knows

how to get dangerous.

[both snicker]

So this Drake guy is Darkwing Duck?

-What? No! -What? No!

-Nice save. -We are so good at secrets.

No, no, no!

Come on! Why?

[yelping and whimpering]

[car horns blaring]

Scrooge McDuck.

What a momentous honor.

Oh! Let's take a picture.

[camera shutters click]

The pleasure is mine, Bulba.

Ah! Call me Taurus. Or Terry.

Or whatever you want. You're Scrooge McDuck.

[laughs]

And you must be Huey.

You know me?

Junior Woodchuck Robotics Champion four years running?

I'd hire you right now if you weren't too short

for the lab coats.

And Louie. Huge fan of Louie, Inc.

Groundbreaking stuff, young man.

We were really doinggood work

until a monstertried to kill me.

You know, I have a grizzled old monster after my money too.

But enough about Bradford.

[all laugh]

But even he couldn't say no to our top secret project.

It promises to change the world.

Change the world?Is it a terraformer? How do--?

Hubert, please don't pester the man

who's going to make me-- Us-- Scrooge rich.

[laughs]

Wonderful question.

I have one myself.

I'm eager to seewhat you've been working on,

and heard reportsof some rather costly setbacks

in your lab of late.

Ah, yes. Of course.

There's no reward without a little risk.

But first, I will need something from you.

-[all] Hmm? -The most powerful force in the world.

A childlike sense of wonder!

Mr. Bulba, I take it with meeverywhere I go.

-Whoo-hoo! -Yeah!

[Launchpad] Hello?

DW?

Maybe we got the wrong abandoned tower?

[both gasping]

[Darkwing Duck] I am the terror

that flaps in the night.

I am the toddlerkicking the front seat of crime.

I am--

Is that motorcycle your face?

-Drake! -Oh, hey, LP--

This is amazing.

First you love Darkwing, then you play Darkwing.

Now you are Darkwing.

This is like every dream I've ever had.

Only my hands aren't made of waffles, right?

Mm. Aw.

Do these costumescome in junior sizes?

Are these smoke bombs?

They are!

Smoke bomb. Smoke bomb.

[laughs] Oh, shiny.

Launchpad's pal Fentonhooked me up.

His talents are wasteddesigning doodads

for that hackGizmoduck.

Between you,me and the motorcycle,

Fenton can't stand the guy.

I can't believe we're actually going to fight actual crime

with the actual Darkwing Duck.

On the old TV show,

Darkwing faced the vilest villains imaginable.

Bushroot. Quackerjack.

Megavolt. Liquidator.

Well, those arefictional villains

from the old TV show, so...

[Launchpad] So your real life villains must be even more impressive.

Oh, sure.Yeah, about that.

Yes! On-location live-stream crime fighting.

Computer? Crimes, where are they?

[W.A.N.D.A.] Displaying map of St. Canard.

There's no crimes. St. Canard is supposed to be

the supervillain capital of the world.

Not since the new mayor took charge and cleaned up.

-Hmm. -Computer, are you sure?

Sorry, which of us

is a sophisticated auto-intelligence?

Oh, right, it's me, the big computer.

There's no crime.

But there was. So much!

You just missed it.

No, there wasn't--

Oh, man.

Without a superhero fight,

this docudrama is going to lack docu and drama.

[camera shutters click]

All right, you want to fight crime?

Let's get dangerous.

-[cackles] -[titters]

This is the future.

Gentlemen, I give you the Ramrod.

Should've put a tarp over it for a dramatic reveal.

-[powering up] -[electricity crackling]

Oh, this is really something.

What is this, exactly?

The "Reality Altering Mechanism."

Powered by a unique circuit key,it makes anything.

-Anything? -Anything.

Everything. What's your favorite food?

-Pizza! -Haggis.

-I heard haggis. -[both sigh]

So we use the key

to find the right frequency, and...

[powering up]

[electricity crackles and whirs]

[timer bell dings]

[sizzles]

-[chomps] -Ugh!

It tastes like socksand bitter regret.

That's how you know it's haggis.

This contraption could solve world hunger.

Replace the polar ice caps.

Pfft. Who cares?Set that baby to rubies.

This is incredible.

Where do the materials come from?

Is it a cartridge, or quantum dynamics?

Leave it to Huey to literally question

how the sausage is made.

You taste that? It's success.

Oh, no, actually, it's sheep's bladder.

[groans] Oh, boy.

[Darkwing Duck] The virtuous violet vigilante

surveys the city for sin--

Sorry, could you film from the other side?

My chin looks weird at this angle.

[grunts]

Oh, we've been here for hours.

And I will cherish every second.

Hi, Gizmoduck?Would you be able to come down--

-No, no, no, no, no! -[glass shatters]

Ooh! I mean, grr!

Crime. Time to swoop down on the delinquent.

-[grunts] -Huh?

-What the--? Get him. -Hey!

-[both coughing] -[Darkwing Duck laughs]

[grunts]

Your menacing misdeed has been immured, you malfeasant...

m-m-movers?

But the glass breaking and--

Oh, I am so sorry, I...

...wouldn't want you

to throw out your back, citizen.

Lift with the knees.

[groans]

[sighs]

Oh, forget it, what's the use?

How can I be a crime fighter when there's no crime?

I just wanted to inspire people,you know?

And make a difference.

-Uh, Darkwing Duck...? -...Is a sham!

But at least the cape looked good, right?

It would have struck fear into the heart of any...

Villain!

[cackles]

My clever ruse lured them out of hiding.

And now, I strike.

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the turnip that turns up in your beet salad.

I am--

Hey, not done yet. Get back here.

[grunts]

Hi, I'm gonna need youto sign a waiver

to be on this show.

Not so fast...

little girl?

Let me go.

Taurus Bulba can't see me.

I can explain.

Dewey? I thought if any of us would be arrested,

-it'd be Louie. -I am as surprised as anyone.

I can vouch for these two. I don't know the masked one.

Seriously? I starred in a movie for you.

We fought the moon together. You dressed up as me.

Oh, I know exactly who he is.

A hero!

[camera shutters click]

This noble St. Canardianguardian

risked his lifeto stop a dangerous thief

from sabotaging our lab.

Well, it's the least I could do--

As mayor of St. Canard,

I've made super-crime prevention a priority.

And while this is not an invitation

for a bunch of other costumed yahoos to do the same,

heroism must be rewarded.

I am proud to present Darkwing Duck

with the key to the city.

-[camera shutters click] -Mayor Owlson,

I am honored to--

Whoa!

While we at McDuck Enterprisesare changing the world,

heroes like Darkwing Duck are out there protecting it.

Oh! Although maybe I should keepmy key on me for safekeeping, huh?

[all laugh]

[indistinct chattering]

-Huey? -Aah!

This is Dewey's hat.

Hmm.

Fine, I'm trying to figure out

how the Ramrod works.

It makes no sense.

How can you create something from nothing?

And I know I've seen the circuiton that key before.

Why would you tryto ruin a machine

that could make meinfinite gold?

Because I have to know.

Also, if you made infinite gold,

it would devalue the price of all gold.

Stop ruining thingsfor me!

[Dewey] Live from St. Canard, it's Dewey Dew-Nite.

With our guest, that daring duck of mystery,

that champion of right, Darkwing Duck.

-[audience cheers] -[Launchpad] Whoo! All right!

I know those guys. We hang out all the time.

So, DW, got any new projects?

Defending the defenselessat every turn.

[laughs]

Also, I've gota cookbook.

Self-published.

-[Gosalyn] Oh, cool. -[both gasp]

So is stopping that crook

Taurus Bulba on your busy schedule?

You? How did--? What did--?

Ha-ha! I totally found your secret headquarters.

The residue from your smoke bombcontained traces of saltwater,

so I knew you'd be by the bay.

Also, that kid is live-streaming.

It was not hard.

Keen gear, this place is huge.

Hey, Dewey,do something!

I can't. This is good television.

Whoa! Look at these high-tech arrow bolts.

With your face on them.

Like your motorcycle.

You have a bit of a complex, don't you?

What do you want,villain?

Ah, ah, ah, it's Gosalyn, actually.

And I want your help, hero. I figure you owe me one.

You kicked mein the face.

You stopped me from exposing Bulba.

As a friendly,upstanding citizen

with great tastein superheroes?

As a thief. And maybe worse.

My grandpa, Dr. Waddlemeyer, built the Ramrod under Bulba.

But grandpa discovered a flaw in the programming.

The Ramrod was unstable and dangerous.

One night, he went to warn Bulba

and never came back.

Now Bulba's claiming that he built the Ramrod.

But if I can get that Ramrod key,

I can prove it's dangerous, stop Bulba,

and find my grandpa.

Okay.

Do you have any proof?

Besides that whole story and the fact that Bulba's a jerk?

Listen, I feel for you, I do.

But he's an upstanding citizen,

and I've caught you breaking into two separate places

in 24 hours.

Without evidence,

I can't risk a good person'sreputation.

You mean you don't want to risk your own.

Some hero.

You know what? I'll do it myself.

Like always.

Hey, wait up.

I don't want to be part of your weird show, all right?

This isn't aboutmy hit show.

I...I know what it's like

to search for someonethat's missing.

And I know what it meansto have someone believe you.

Let me be your Webby.

Who?

I mean, we'll Dewey it.

Does that mean you'll help?

Let's Gos for it,Gosalyn.

Please stop.

I know what you're going to say,and I can't.

We got to at least check it out.

Bulba believes in me.The city needs me.

Yeah, and so does she.

Get it? Because my name is Dewey, and I "Dew" things...

You want to make a difference, right?

[laughing] Whoo!

-Whoa! -[Darkwing Duck] Whoo-hoo!

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Bulba?

Huey, how can I help you?

I have one quick questionabout the Ramrod.

How? How can you make something from nothing?

Where does the stuff the Ramrod makes come from?

Is it connected to those accidents you've been having?

[chuckles]

Feels like more than one question.

-[door opens] -Mr. McDuck.

Maybe these children should be in school.

This one sure loves asking questions.

Aye. I also know to trust this lad

when he smells something fishy.

I'd like to see the Ramrod plans.

[laughs] Right away, Mr. McDuck.

Ow.

-[grunts] -Sorry.

Now, fan out.Search for clues.

[grunts]

-[Taurus Bulba] Right this way. -Hide.

[beeping]

[panting]

[beeps]

Just let me get something from my filing cabinet.

[whimpers]

-Here it is. -[Darkwing Duck] Oh! Ow.

Those are the Ramrod plans?

No, no, no, no, no.

This is the index.

The map will take you to the Ramrod Plans room,

where all your questions should be answered.

[all grunt]

Darkwing, what a surprise.

Yup, yup, yup.

Just making sure your top secret files were safe.

They are.

Hey, um...

who's that?

[gasps]

My best friend.

Thaddeus was always the smart one.

Too smart.

Sometimes he couldn't shut that big brain off.

He came to the lab one night

raving about fixing a flaw in the Ramrod.

And I assured him there wasn't one,

but he didn't listen.

He tried to reprogram it, and the Ramrod backfired.

Thad was blasted. Poof.

I covered up the accidentbecause I didn't want

people to thinkhe was a crackpot.

Oh, his poor granddaughter.

Couldn't accepther grandfather was gone.

A victim of his own genius.

Liar!

Gosalyn? Oh!

[panting and grunting]

Gosalyn?

He's not gone.I can bring him back.

[growls]

Get back here.

Gosalyn, please. Stop.

Or you'll get hurt.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Dewey] Gosalyn!

Hyah!

-[growls] -[whimpers]

Hyah!

-[growls] -Dewey.

Let's, uh, "Gos" for it.

[gasps] She's Deweying it.

[grunts]

Hold it right there, young lady.

What are you doing?Give that back.

I'm sorry, kid.

Stealing this isn't going to bring him back.

Yes, it is. He's not dead.He's in a different dimension.

Wait, what?

Keep looking. I know I've seen that circuit design somewhere.

Not everything is a riddle or a problem or a Missing Mystery.

Missing Mystery? That's it!

Ah-ha!

It's Solego's Circuit.

Solego was a mad thinker

who believed that every story,

every work of fiction,

was actually a window into an alternate dimension.

He was working on a device

to open doorways to those dimensions.

Waddlemeyer must've invented it by accident.

The Ramrod doesn't create items from nothing.

It sucks them in from other dimensions.

But those rifts aren't stable, so that means...

If grandpa was caughtin a Ramrod blast--

Then he might be alive somewherein another dimension.

Please. He's my family.

Ugh. Even if he was still alive,

he could be in any of a trillion dimensions.

The Ramrod isn't stable enough to search them all.

Thank you, Darkwing.

You said you checked the Ramrod yourself.

So is it stable or not?

Uh, well, of...

of course it is.

Then there's no harm in trying to find him, is there?

And when we do,

grandpa can tell us exactly what happened.

Oh, Gosalyn. So like your grandpa.

You both ask too many questions!

[powering up]

I'll knock you both into another dimension.

Smoke bomb!

[Taurus Bulba coughing]

[grunting]

The key! Aah!

[screams]

Gosalyn, run!

[panting]

[wind gusting]

Hyah!

Huh?

[grunts]

Hyah!

Gosalyn, it's over.

No one can save you now.

[Darkwing Duck] I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.

You are finished.

No, I am Darkwing Duck!

[grunts]

Okay, that was pretty cool.

Ha-ha!

Ah!

Ow.

-[screams] -Gosalyn!

[screaming]

Gotcha.

Come on, swoop, swoop. Got to swoop.

Why aren't you swooping?

[yelps and laughs]

[Launchpad] Oh, boy. I see you. Yeah.

Gotcha!

-Yes! We did it. -Yes! All right!

Whoo, that felt good.

Another dastardly deviant

deposed and defeated, thanks to Darkwing--

[yelps and croaks]

Should've untied the cape.

Amazing. I mean, not as good as the old Darkwing Duck show,

but close.

Thanks, LP.

Hey, um, thank you.

Now let's use that Ramrod keyto find my grandpa.

-Where is it? -Uh, I left it with Bulba.

-Why didn't you grab it? -I was saving your life.

[Gosalyn] Fine, then let's go grab... Bulba?

[Scrooge] Dewey! Where have you been?

Epic superheroadventure.

And you?

-Our own adventure. -Reading charts.

We've got to shut down the Ramrod.

The more it's used, the harder it is

to close the dimensional rifts.

All of reality could get sucked in.

[Taurus Bulba] No. No.

I'm going to change the world!

I just need to find a way to stop that meddling brat

and that ridiculous superhero.

Taurus, shut it down.

This doohickey is dangerous.

Well, then, let's get dangerous.

[electricity crackling]

[Taurus Bulba laughs]

[Mayor Owlson] St. Canard, I can't believe I'm about to say this,

but an interdimensional rift has opened,

allowing four supervillains from an old TV show

to wreak havoc.

I urge citizens to stay in their homes.

Our police forces are overwhelmed,

but if I understand

one of Darkwing Duck's multiple catchphrases correctly,

"When there's trouble, you call DW."

Darkwing, St. Canard is calling you now.

We need a hero.

All right, Darkwing, what's the play?

DW's been waiting for this moment his whole life.

Well, after careful deliberationand strategizing,

I've come to a well-researched conclusion.

We are doomed!

[yelps]

[W.A.N.D.A.] Well, that doesn't inspire confidence.

[sobbing]

Get a hold of yourself, man!

The city's in trouble. My grandpa's still missing.

You said you wanted more crime to fight.

Yeah, but those are supervillains.

They got superpowers and everything.

Darkwing, this is Fenton. I've been going over--

We're kind of busy right now.Can we call you back?

Oh, yeah. Sure. I'm flexible...

[screams]

Oh, this is my fault.

Every day I wake up

and wish the Darkwing Duck TV show was real,

and today that wish came true.

Why have dreams when they all turn into nightmares?

Both of you get a hold of yourselves.

You are the terror that flaps in the night.

Come on, act like it.

You can handle these chumps.

-[Launchpad] Quackerjack. -[Gosalyn] A clown.

-[Launchpad] Bushroot. -[Gosalyn] A house plant.

-[Launchpad] Liquidator. -[Gosalyn] A cup of water.

-[Launchpad] Megavolt. -Yikes.

This'll be easy.

All we have to do is kick some villain butt,

break into Bulba's heavily fortified lab,

reopen a transdimensional rift, and get my grandpa back.

I broke into the lab before, I can do it again.

This isn't like last time. Bulba's lab is on lockdown.

What are we supposed to do?

Beat up a supervillain and make him let us in?

Now that's a superhero idea. Let's do that.

I know this is important, but all this is too much.

-You'll get hurt. -Uh, I can handle myself.

In my experience, children are the most daring adventurers in a family.

Oh, that's what we need: an adventure family.

Gosalyn, you're the Dewey.

Lucky, Darkwing, you're the Launchpad.

And I'll be the single most important member

of the family: the uncle.

[in Scottish accent] Bless me bagpipes.

Oh, phooey.

Sorry, still looking for my real family.

Don't need a new one.

[W.A.N.D.A.] Supervillain located

in the abandoned Toy Warehouse District.

There's an entire district for that?

We can fight one supervillain, right?

Because we're superheroes, right?

[sighs]

Okay, then.

Let's get dangerous.

-[both] Yeah! -In the safest way possible.

Boo.

[Launchpad] Whoo!

[all grunt]

-Hey! -Where's Uncle Scrooge?

[Huey] I knew you were a phony.

Come now, Huey. It's just business.

No! Every time you activate the Ramrod,

you tear a hole in reality.

You have to tear things down first

before you make something new.

That's innovation.

[cackles]

Oh, I don't thinkI like him anymore.

What are you doing?

Ah, Director Buzzard.

I hired you to crack the SolegoCircuit for FOWL's master plan,

and instead you doall this?

We're trying to reign in chaos, not create more of it.

Sir, this is a huge opportunity.

You want to take over the world?

This is a big, bold way to do it.

This is not how things work in the real world.

You're just like Scrooge, and Thad,

and his granddaughter, and that coward Darkwing Duck.

Too afraid to embrace a daring new vision.

And what if Scrooge's family learns the extent

of our plot against them?

You're risking our entire operation.

How many times must I say it? We are not supervillains.

Too bad, because hereat Bulba Supervillain Solutions,

we are.

-[electricity crackles] -Aah!

Look, he's shocked!

Get it? Because I electrocuted him.

Gentleman, we need something big and splashy

to announce ourselves to the world.

Any suggestions?

Uh, we could kill Darkwing Duck.

Wonderful! You're my newvice president.

Now, go get him.

[laughing]

Soon, this whole city will be my playground!

[Darkwing Duck] Quackerjack, Darkwing's most dangerous toy-based villain.

Cool, cool, interesting.Let's go beat him up

and force him to get usinto Bulba's lab.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't just run in there.

What's your read on the situation?

Well, Uncle Launchpad thought everyone might be hungry,

so I packed snacks.

[Darkwing Duck] I mean, what should we do about Quackerjack?

This setup reminds me of a Darkwing episode.

Oh, yeah. How did that onestart again?

[both] ♪ Daring duck of mystery

♪ Champion of right

[grunts]

Let me out of here.

Or mark my words, you'll face the wrath of--

Bradford? What are you doing here?

Well, I saw the chaos and was concerned

about your dear Uncle Scrooge's well-being.

I know why you're really here.

Huh?

You're worried this attack

is going to cost McDuck Enterprises money.

Ha! Was I that obvious?

[door hisses open]

You think this is hard,try picking the lock on the bin.

Not that I have.

Are we sure that's a good idea?

You're just children.

-[Huey] You coming? -Yes, of course,

because you are clearly rescuing me.

Heron, track my homing beacon and send an extraction team.

[Heron] Copy that.

We're coming for you.

Ugh! Where did that clown go?

[toy squeaks]

Darkwing, stand back.

We wouldn't want you to slip on this.

Look, I'm the hero here,

and I'm trying to be heroic by keeping you safe.

From the banana?

Thanks, but I don't need you to look after me.

Then after a commercial for juice boxes,

it's revealed the toy army wasa distraction from... something.

Oh. It was a giant robot.

You're going the wrong way.

You mean awayfrom the 30-foot robot?

You know who playfully banters? Family.

-Hello, Darkwing? -Still not a good time, buddy.

Hold on.

[laughing]

Whoa!

-[engine revs] -[tires squeal]

Huh?

[engine starts]

Ha-ha! We lost him.

Ugh! And our chance to get at Bulba.

What were you going to do,fight that thing?

I mean, what fantasyare you living in?

I think everyone's dehydrated.

I'm adding orange slices to the Uncle list.

Make money from home

by having your home destroyed.

Ask me how.

Ooh, it's Liquidator! Come on.

[tires squeal]

[grunts]

Gosalyn won't rest until she and Darkwing find the Ramrod.

If we find the Ramrod, they'll find us

and we can get out of here.

[Louie] This is the only way through.

Wait, is that some kind of Venus flytrap?

Maybe exposedto a growth serum?

It's Dr. Reginald Bushroot, a prominent scientist

who was accidentally turned into a plant monster.

Those vines are part of his root system.

If we trigger them, he'll know we're here.

Launchpad made me watch a lot of Darkwing Duck.

Perhaps we should just stay put

instead of confronting the dangerous plant man?

It's the only way forward. Besides, we can handle it.

We are adventurers.

Well, sonny, did you ever consider

that not everything should be a "fun adventure"?

-Nerp. -All the time, but no one listens, so it's no use.

♪ Dew-wing Dew

When there's trouble, call D-E-W.

♪ Dew-wing Dew

Hit me with that saxophone, Bradford.

[Heron] Bradford, the extraction team

is closing in on your location.

-What was that? -I believe the blue one

is playing an imaginary saxophone.

Uh, like so.

[both scatting]

Oh, no.

Huh?

[roars]

[all panting]

Let me guess, you haven't felt this alive in years.

I've never been closer to dead,

thanks to your constant foolhardy adventures.

If you didn't meddle with forces you didn't understand,

Magica De Spell would never have broken the bin,

the moon would never have invaded Earth,

and all of reality wouldn't be in jeopardy.

Someone has to put an end to this!

Sorry.

I'm clearly having one of my spells.

Forgot to take my brain medicine today.

You mean the onein your hand?

Yes.

Why don't you take it now?

[chuckles]

Why don't I?

[gulps]

Much...better.

Hmm.

[Gosalyn] Whoo!

That was awesome!

We're getting close. I can feel it.

I thought being repeatedly splashed in the face

by a giant water fist would be more refreshing.

[sighs] You two get some rest.

I've got some things to take care of.

You mean, "Okay, everyone, change your clothes,

because we're going back out there."

You guys haveother clothes?

Chop-chop. Let's go.

My grandpa isn't getting any less missing.

I'm doing everything I can.

Well, it's not enough.

W.A.N.D.A., find us another supervillain.

W.A.N.D.A., do not answer that.

[W.A.N.D.A.] Don't tell me what to do.

Come on, hero.Hero up.

Hey, is this a bad time?

-One sec. Young lady-- -Young lady?

--if you're fighting crime under my roof

and using my smoke bombs, you will play by my rules.

And if you won't listen, then you are staying here

until this is all over.

You can't make me.

You're not my family.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Nice night.

-[people screaming] -[explosions and sirens]

Look, I know I'm being hard on him, okay?

I just...

I need to find my grandpa.

Of course. Which is whyDW hasn't slept in days.

He spends all night talkingon the phone with Fenton,

trying to figure outhow to get your grandpa back.

-What? -[Fenton] I'm detecting huge leaks

in multiversal energy.

By my calculations,

Bulba can only use the Ramrod one more time.

Then we'll have to be there whenhe does to find Dr. Waddlemeyer.

Except you don't know which dimension he's in.

And the longer the Ramrod is on,

the more unstable reality gets.

There's no safe way to bring Dr. Waddlemeyer back.

That's unacceptable. I can't accept that.

Sorry, but that's the reality.

I can't let her down.

[grunts and groans]

I am awake, and ever vigilant.

Yeah, I know.

I was just goingto get some rest

and I thought you could use some too.

[snores and groans]

[sobbing] Okay.

It's okay. Got to add tissues to the list.

[W.A.N.D.A.] Energy spike detected.

The Ramrod has been powered up for the last time.

Feels like that might be important.

Okay, you got this. I got this.

Time to hero up.

What is he doing?

He usually does this whole thing

with smoke bombs and the-- The speech.

I've never seen him just stand there.

Maybe it's a trick,or a trap, or--!

Who cares? He is one man with no superpowers.

Bring him to me.

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the last bite in the soggy cereal of sin.

And I am calling you out, Bulba,so let me in!

Oh, good, you're all here.

Maybe you could attack me one at time, or...?

Uncle Launchpad made pancakes,

and they are getting cold.

[Gosalyn] Darkwing?

Where is he? He left us behind?

When that young mangets home,

he's gettinga stern talking-to.

W.A.N.D.A., search the city's security cameras

for Darkwing's last whereabouts.

A "please" would be nice.

[Gosalyn] What is he doing?

He can't take them all on as once.

Let's go showthose supervillains

they're not so super, uh... villains.

No. Darkwing was right.

We've got to be stealthy. This isn't a show.

But they don't know that.

Launchpad, what do you knowabout Darkwing Duck villains?

Oh...

[Heron] Hello? What's going on?

-[coughing] -Are you in a tunnel?

It's, ahem, just a dry cough.

I'm fine.

[Scrooge, on monitor] Bless me bagpipes.

A sea monster ate my ice cream.

Ugh. That idiot pulled villains out of one fictional dimension

and put Scrooge in another.

How am I supposed to explain this

without rousing suspicion?

How, indeed.

How do you know about all this?What are you really doing here?

Yeah, answer allhis pestering questions.

[coughing]

Oh, no, we killed him.

[Heron] This is Black Heron to FOWL Director Buzzard.

The extraction team is almost there.

I knew it!

You're a bad guy.

That depends on your point of view.

Of course, from your point of view right now, yes,

I definitely am.

[both yelp]

Aah!

A sea monster ate my ice cream. A sea monster ate...

I need out. Now.

This is a dumb plan. I immediately regret it.

Jambalaya Jake and Da Bugmaster

come to help take out our nemesis Darkwing Duck.

Oh, C-string villains.

You recognize them?

We done tussled with that purple polecat

like a gator in a henhouse.

Whoo-whee!

Uh...

[buzzing]

Huh. The more, the merrier.

[cackles]

Blasted-- Oh, come loose.

[door opens]

[grunts]

You'll never get away with this.

For the record, what is "this"?

I mean, I know, but just so we're all clear.

We're changing the world.

So I'll make my entrance, address the camera.

"Leaders of the world,

"I'm here to offer a brand-new vision of reality.

Our vision."

And then we'll show them we mean business

-by destroying you and-- -Sorry, what now?

Ha! Ooh, that's good. Make sure you get his reaction.

Okay, everyone, places.

All right, Gladys, make the boss look real nice.

Ready? Let's get dangerous.

No.

I can't do this.

It's too much, Launchpad.

This isn't like TV.

It's real life, where there's real danger.

Yeah, and sometimes you lose.

He knows thatbetter than anybody.

Anyone can do the right thing when it's easy,

but it's what you do when thingsare hard that makes you a hero.

And we're rolling in three, two...

-[explosion] -[Gosalyn] I am the terror

that flaps in the night.

I am the technical difficulty

you're about to experience.

Where is Darkwing Duck?

[grunts]

What a wonderful opportunity

to show you our supervillains at work.

Get them.

Introducing the fearsome four,

guaranteed to destroy Darkwing Duck,

or your money back.

[squeals]

[cackles]

[yelps]

[cackling]

You get to the Ramrod.We've got this.

You're an actor and a Launchpad.

How are you going to stop four supervillains?

[both] Well, technically, Bushroot isn't really a villain, per se.

[gasps] That's right!

I keep forgetting you're nerds.

Come on, you nerds.

[all] Let's get dangerous!

-[explosion] -[electricity crackles]

[grunts]

Come on, come on.

Where are you, grandpa?

Yipes.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

-This is just like episode 3. -"Beauty and the Beet."

We could really use an episode 21 right now.

"Just Us Justice Ducks."

Underrated crossover episode.

[Launchpad] But a real fan favorite.

[explosion]

[yelps]

[gasps]

[screams]

[electricity crackles]

[wind gusting]

That's it. A good boss knows when to step in

and get his hands dirty.

[beeping]

[all screaming]

Oh, a sea monster did not eat my ice cream.

-What happened? -What does quackerrooney even mean?

Why are our heads so round?

Gos, quick,find your grandpa!

No! The more the Ramrod is used,

the more unstable the rift becomes.

Whoa!

Hang on, lads!

-Did you find him? -I'm trying everything.

He's not here.

The rift has been open for too long.

I can't turn it off.

It's going to destroy everything,

unless...

Unless what?

You ruin everything!

Keep...looking.

Gosalyn, no!

Who cares about this reality?

We can make a better one.

One with your grandpa in it.

[explosion]

[all grunt]

[sobs]

Wait. Where's Bradford?

Bradford? FOWL!

Well, I suppose you'd ratherfly around

in an unmarkedhelicopter?

Yes!

Your little adventure fantasy is coming to an end, McDuck.

Our reality just got a lot more dangerous.

[man] Gizmoduck saves St. Canard!

Guess I'm stuckwith the reality I've got.

That doesn't meanyou should give up.

Launchpad knows a shockingnumber of super scientists.

[chuckles]

Look, you got knocked down,beat up and blown up today.

But what mattersis that you get back up.

And I promise I'll help you find your family.

Now, in the meantime, I've got...

well, I've go an idea.

Does it involve more vehicles that look like your face?

I-I was kind of...well,sort of-- I-I-I don't know.

I-I was wondering if you wantedto be my crime-fighting partner?

Really?

I mean, uh, yeah, yeah,

I could stick around for that.

[gasps]

Go to them.

Ah! I'm coming too.

I'll spend my days in Duckburg, nights in St. Canard,

and I'll sleep on the drive over.

Uncle Launchpad is here to stay! Ha-ha!

[W.A.N.D.A.] Yes, very sweet.

There is a crime in progress.

[engine revs]

[Darkwing Duck] Let's get dangerous!