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[upbeat jazzy music]

- Dr. Minyak, welcome to my show,

"Gabbin' with Gaperman!"

[laughs]

- That title is as preposterous as it is banal.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- No, Mary, he was actually insulting the name.

- Mute.

Dr. Minyak, tells us about your new faster class.

- Of course.

I have recorded a series of faster classes

that will teach aspiring villains

how to defeat Captain Man faster.

- Let's take a look.

- Welcome.

In this class, I will teach you exactly

how to defeat Captain Man as I have done many times.

Would you like to hear about them?

Because I should like to tell you.

Oh, oh, he often cries after I defeat him.

"Ohh, Minyak, you dashing genius,

you bested me once again."

[sobbing]

It's...it's so embarrassing.

Mmm, one time I didn't even know I defeated him.

I just looked down at his limp body and said,

"Oh, Captain Man, was that you?

I barely noticed."

You know, people often say that I am handsome,

far more handsome than Captain Man.

So...yeah.

Have I let Captain Man win at times?

Of course I have.

The lord of the manor does at times throw his dog a bone.

- Okay, don't freak out.

- But he's lying. What do you expect me to do,

just sit here and take it?

- Well, in this case, you could maybe just turn the--

- Are you gonna take that from Minyak?

- See?

- Bruh, you gonna take that?

- No, I am--no.

- Did you really lose to Dr. Minyak all those times?

- No!

- Let me call Mika.

She'll tell you that sometimes you've just got to

turn the other--

- Are you just gonna take that?

- And...good-bye.

Ahh! I can punch him on punch-through screen.

Augh!

What doesn't it work?

Augh!

- That's just a recording.

Your punch-through screen won't work.

- [shouting]

- And...Ray's lost it.

- Looks like I'll have to lead the team now.

I always knew this day would come.

I just hope I'm ready.

- [laughs]

- Oh, honey.

- You're--you're not-- you're not ready at all.

- Yeah, I am.

- "I just hope I'm ready."

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome back to a special late-night edition

of "Gabbin' with Gaperman!"

Whoo!

- The sun is not in the sky, people.

It's gone.

And I should be in bed by now, but I'm not, and I'm mad.

- Well, we're mad too.

- Because of all the lies in Dr. Minyak's faster class.

- He's never defeated Captain Man once.

- I'd also like to point out that

I'm the leader of Danger Force now.

- Oh, breaking news.

- Okay, that's... - No. No, he's not.

- Oh, Dr. Minyak is watching this,

but he has refused to enter this live chat,

because as he says,

"Captain Man will just show up

and punch me through the screen."

- [scoffs] No, he won't.

- "Yes, he will."

- Well, I can prove one thing that Dr. Minyak said was a lie.

- Go ahead.

- Minyak said he was handsome, but he's not.

He's gross.

- Can confirm.

- "My soul may be gross,

but my face is gorg."

- When Minyak ran out of Swellview prison,

he said, "I still have hope for a win."

- Which means he never had a win before.

- Mm, checkmate.

- "The spelling bee was a tie."

- If that girl wins, then you also lose.

And you will have to pedal with me to California and back.

- This is stupid. [tires screeching]

- Oh! [horn honks]

- I'd like to circle back to the idea

that I'm in charge now, because I am.

- Captain Man actually told me

he lost the spelling bee on purpose.

- Can confirm. - I heard the same thing.

- In charge.

- Falsehoods,

mendacities, prevarications all.

- Why, thank you.

- Why would Captain Man lose that spelling bee on purpose?

- Ask him yourself. - What?

- Wolf sound coming. Ahh!

- Ooh! [whimpering]

- No, it's a higher pitch, like a wolfhound.

- No. No, no, no, no, no.

- Gah! - Oh! Oh!

- Getting there. You're getting there.

- Please, please.

- Gah! - [howls]

- Yeah, there it is. - There you go.

- Yeah! Yeah! Yes!

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