Original subtitles

- Welcome to day 100-and-whatever

of the Swellview quarantine.

I've lost count...and my mind.

They're gone.

Although Captain Man tried to stop the gas leak

from the butt factory,

a toxic cloud still hangs over Swellview,

forcing all residents to stay indoors

and be with their families.

Yuck.

Because of that, we here at KLBY

have completely run out of new programming.

So I say to you, the good citizens of Swellview,

something that I never thought I would say.

[doorbell rings]

We're giving Mary her own show.

- What's up, guys?

And welcome to "Gabbin' With Gaperman!"

[upbeat music]

And my first guest is... [mimics drum roll]

- Mania Frankini! [laughing]

- You're not supposed to be my first guest.

- Uh, uh, uh!

There's a Swellview law that says that I, Frankini,

must be the first guest on any new talk shows.

- No, there's not.

- Well, there should be!

[blows raspberry]

- My real first guest is none other than the smartest member

of Danger Force, Brainstorm!

- Hi. Hola.

Ciao. Allo.

Privet.

- Is he really the smartest member of Danger Force?

- Oh, good question.

Are you really the smartest member of Danger Force?

- Well...

- Ah, man!

- Are you wearing a shirt for pants?

- Yes!

What's my superpower again?

- You can move things with your mind.

- I thought that was Chapa.

Plasma blaster?

What am I supposed to do with this?

[upbeat music]

I'm not thinking at all. That's my secret.

- Brainstorm! Hello?

- I'm sorry.

I completely forgot what I was supposed to be thinking about.

- Me too!

Next question.

Do you think your thumb is ever

jealous of the other fingers

because they're longer?

- Great buttered popcorn, Mary.

[phone ringing]

- [gasps] My friend Chapa's calling.

[doorbell rings]

Hey, Chapa!

- Are you on the news?

- We both are.

- Welcome to "Gabbin' With Gaperman!"

- I was here first!

- Go away!

- Fine! [beeps]

- Hey, I recognize you.

You're Lula Elena Chapa De Silva,

the girl whose phone was stolen by a boy.

- So, how do you know Brainstorm?

- Uh, we're both in Danger Force together.

both: Wow.

- I--I'm not in Danger Force,

and even if I were in Danger Force,

I wouldn't admit it on the news

because then everyone would know my secret identity.

- Oh.

- So how do you know Brainstorm?

- He said you were friends.

- Friends. His words, not mine.

- Um, I--I know Brainstorm because--

- I saved her. - What?

No, no! - Saucy.

Were you utterly helpless and then Brainstorm swooped in

and saved you?

- Did you stare into his comforting eyes

and breathlessly thank him?

Did he give you a little smooch-a-roo?

- You can tell us. We're reporters.

- Spill the tea.

- Well, she kissed me.

- Okay, no one kissed anyone, okay?

[doorbell rings] - Hey, hello, hi.

- It's ShoutOut! - What are you doing here?

- Oh, I just popped by to make sure

someone doesn't get angry. [laughs]

- Too late.

- Wait, do you two know each other?

- Uh, yeah, we go to the same school.

- What school is it?

- Uh-- - Ai, yai, yai.

- What is the name, again?

- Welcome to the Swellview Academy for the Gifted.

- I love it!

- [shouting]

[mechanical whirring]

- [shouts]

[mechanical whirring]

[whooshing]

- Better question.

Mary, where'd you get that shirt?

- Oh, from my closet, where I get all my clothes.

[doorbell rings] - Hey, sis.

- Hey, Miles.

- I can't find my knitting needles anywhere,

so I need you to help me and...

Are we on the news?

- Is she your sister?

- You called her sis.

- As in sister. Your words, not mine.

- No, no, mm-mm.

Um, I meant sis like sista. My sista!

- My brotha! [laughs nervously]

both: Oh. [doorbell rings]

- You sure you don't want to interview me?

- Yes!

- Are all four of you guys on the news without me again?

We talked about this!

All interview requests need to go through me!

It's not because I need attention.

I know that's what you're thinking.

It's for another reason 'cause--oh.

Hello, there, strangers.

- So how do you know these two?

- Uh, well, I mean, I--I don't.

- Emergency! - Emergency!

[all shouting at once]

- Gotta go! - Yeah, I got--I gotta go.

Adios. [beeping]

[laughter]

- Shall I sing?

- Sure.

- ♪ This gas will pass before we know it ♪

♪ So let's have a blast today ♪

[exciting music]

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