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[ music ]

- Quarantine.

- The number between thirteen and fifteen.

- No, Mary... That's fourteen.

This is the other thing that we talked about.

- Shelter-in-place.

- That's right. Swellview's freedom of movement has ended.

It's gone.

- Safer at home.

- The Vice-Mayor says that, effective immediately,

everyone in the city of Swellview

must remain in their homes.

And it's all because of an industrial accident

I can't describe without laughing.

- There's a gas leak. At the Bhutt factory.

TRENT: That's right, Mary.

Harold Bhutt, who's family has owned Swellview's

natural gas power plant for three generations,

released a statement describing exactly what took place.

- The statement says "An intruder broke in

"and unclenched a valve downstairs.

"The pressure started building

"deep in the bowels of our factory.

We were unable to hold it in and eventually, it just leaked out."

- Authorities say the gas leak is silent,

but it could be deadly.

They also predict that as soon as people

are confined to their homes, they'll suddenly become

obsessed with baking bread, taking pictures of bread,

and posting tons of hot hot bread pics online.

- [ gasps ] I'm gonna bake bread!

- Quarantine... quarantine...

quarantine...

- Waaassaaaaaaaaaap?

- Waaassaaaaaaaaaap?

- You doin' dances? - All day.

- You get my bread pics? - I don't have a phone.

- Okay, I'll e-mail them to you. What's your email?

- Oh, it's "I don't want to see your bread pics

at stop sending me dough shots dot stop it."

- Aaaaaaannnnd sent. Enjoy.

- Hey, where's Mika? - Who?

- Mika.

- Nah. I never heard of her.

- She's your sister, now where is she?

- I'll tell you where I'm not! My bedroom!

- Why? - Because someone

had a "gas leak" of his own in there earlier today.

- Look, it started in the hall and followed me in!

- I may never go back there again.

- Okay. I think we should concentrate

on what really matters in a situation like this.

And that is -- Chapa's dancing.

- Yeah why are you dancing?

- 'Cuz I'm gonna spend my quarantine

makin' a new Clik-Clok dance.

Gonna post it. Gonna go viral.

Gonna get Clik-Clok famous.

- Oooh you want a song?

I've been sittin' on a cuppa beats for a minute.

They're about to hatch.

- Since when are you sittin' on beats?

- That's my quarantine path! Check it!

I'm gonna be DJ M-Cat.

I'm gonna host an online dance party every day

and bake bread every niiiiiight!

- Waaaasaaaaaaap?

- Waaaasaaaaaaap?

- You get my bread pics? - Love 'em.

- Delicious.

- Don't. Have. A phone.

- Well I gotta go.

I'm gonna try to watch allllll the TV over quarantine.

Like, every show everywhere.

Gonna be so smart when I'm done...

- What? - Yeah, what?

- What they said.

- TV makes you smarter!

I don't think you guys watch enough. And it shows.

- Well I'm gonna spend my quarantine

getting actually smarter by...

learning a foreign language!

Like German, or Italian--

- I already speak Italian.

Learned it by watching Italian soccer.

On TV.

- There is no way you speak Italian.

[ in Italian ] - Truthfully, Chapa, at times I feel

I speak better when I'm speaking Italian.

It's like I'm speaking...

from my heart.

- Mama mia...

[ mouths ] Wow.

- Okay, Chapa.

I'm gonna go write you that song --

it's gonna slap.

- What song?

- I'm making a new dance for Clik-Clok.

- Ooooh! Can I do it with you?

During commercial breaks?

- Sure.

- Aww, look at us!

We're gonna crush this quarantine.

We may just be kids, but like the bread in all of our ovens,

we will rise to the occasion.

- Aaaaaaand here comes Ray.

- HELP ME! OH MY GOD SOMEBODY COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME!

- What's wrong?

- I'm stuck in the Man's Nest Garage!

- How did you-- - When the quarantine hit,

I ran in here to get my collection

of pictures of Henry's mom!

But then I locked myself in, and Schwoz isn't here...

- It's a quarantine. Where'd he go?

- I sent him to Canada yesterday to get all the hair products

I can't get in America because everybody in this country

just loves whales so much more than they love great hair!

- Are there whale parts in your hair gel?

- Whooooo caaaares?

All I know is I'm down to my last bottle

of Whaler's Choice Hair Gel, I'm stuck in this room,

and I don't think I can do this quarantine alone!

- Well maybe it will end tomorrow.

- Yeah! Don't abandon hope.

- Hey -- news alert.

- Breaking news! The Vice Mayor says

that everyone in Swellview should abandon hope.

- Because this quarantine just got extended for another month.

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ music ]

TRENT: The lockdown continues...

As Swellview enters it's third day of quarantine--

- Quarantine!

- No, Mary, it's not a musical this time.

- It could be.

It could be a musical called "Quarantine!"

- Mary, please--

♪ Quarantine, quarantine,

♪ the dangdest thing ya' ever seen! ♪

♪ Quarantine, quarant--

- That's it. I'm gonna go finish writing my novel.

- That's a cut! Access cut!

- Quarantine!

♪ Danger! Danger!

♪ Danger! Danger!

- Why can't I do this? What's wrong with me?

- Stop doing it wrong! Just do it right!

- Dance, Bose. Dance! - How's this supposed to

go viral if no one else can do it?!

- Okay, I have to get back to studying German,

but let me just say that I don't think yelling at Bose

is gonna help him learn your Clik-Clok dance.

- I know what will help. Watching more TV!

- You can't learn my Clik-Clok by watching TV.

- You can learn anything by watching TV.

Or, as they say in Germany,

[ in German ] "Learning achievement is easily facilitated

through the mind-consumption of television."

- When did you learn to speak German?!

- Yesterday. There was a game show marathon

on the Swellview German channel.

Spent all day binge-watching or

[ in German ] "Completely grasping"

as they say in Deutschland.

- No! - What?!

- It's TV! It's the best thing

that's happened to brains since video games.

- Okay I'm done learning German.

Chapa, teach me your Clik-Clok dance.

- Yaaaaassss...

- Wilkommen an Bord, Mika!

- What's up EnvyGram it's your boy DJ M-Cat,

and right meow we've got...

one person watching. And it's my teacher.

And I see him, so you can stop commenting.

Stop commenting. I see you stop commenting.

Fine!

- Miles, there's a Danger Force Zangout meeting

about ending the quarantine! I need you there.

- Bruh, your hair is a mess.

- Are we on EnvyGram live?! - Oh yes, we are.

Hey, congratulations to that one fan who won--

Did you just kick me off?

- Yes! - How did you...

- Turns out Schwoz put secret apps on all our devices

so they can watch everything that we do.

- Alright, first item on the agenda -- I got quarantine hair.

- You ran out of whale-gel already?

- You guys gotta help me end this before this gets any worse.

- Who cares what your hair looks like

if you can't leave the Man's Nest anyway?

- Quick question, Chapa: how many covers

of Luscious Hair Quarterly have you been on?

- Zero. - Zero? Like not at all?

Like not a single one?

'Cuz I've been on sixty-two of them.

Okay, so as soon as you have been on sixty-two covers

of Luscious Hair Quarterly, then you can comment on my hair.

I'm gonna find out whoever caused this gas leak

and I'm gonna punch them in the face five hundred times.

- Yeah, but that still won't end the quarantine.

- Schwoz! - He's stuck in Canada.

- Schwoz! - Dude quiet down?

I'm trying to learn sign language by watching TV.

- How could you possibly learn sign language by watching TV--

- Schwoz!

- I got him!

- Hi from Canada! I'm about to go ice climbing

while I wait for my sourdough to rise.

This is Bodhi, he's my ice climbing guide dog.

- Look at the puppyyyy... - We don't deserve dogs.

- Where's my Punch-Through Screen, Schwoz?!

- It's next to the rock you stole from the beach

because you think it looks like your face.

- Rock Handsome?! Thanks Schwoz!

- Hey what's a Punch-Through Screen?

- It's a special tablet I invented

that uses the power of the internet

to let Ray punch people on the other side.

- Hey, can I get one of those?

- Found it! Testinnnnnng punch!

- Ow!

- Hey! Quiet down!

I'm learning sign language.

- Wow.

- I'm going to go call every criminal in Swellview

and screen-punch them until I find out who leaked the gas.

- I'm going to go climb some ice.

Or maybe put some of it on my face.

- Have fun. I'm gonna teach these guys

my Clik-Clok dance--

- To my song.

- So they can help it go viral.

- Did you just say you're doing a Clik-Clok dance?

- To my song. That's important.

- You any good at dancing?

- [ scoffs ] You any good at being angry all the time?

- You're really good at that, Chapa.

You're doing it right now.

That's it! There it is.

[ music ]

- Well, well, wellllcome to my channel.

Okay today I'm gonna show you how to make

a quarantine mask out of a diaper.

Now I know, I know, a lot of people

have a problem putting a diaper on their face.

But I promise you the bacteria outside is ten times worse

than anything that comes out of your--

[ ring tone chiming ]

Captain Man?

- Did you leak the gas?! - What?

Ow!!! - Did you let it out?!

- No. And hey what's wrong with your hair?

Ya-ow!

I didn't leak the gas, okay?!

I've just been making masks

and baking bread.

- Oh, yeah? Let's take a whiff of your TwitFlash history...

Four days ago you wrote, "Ew. Anyone else smell that?"

Apricot emoji. Arrow.

Dark cloud. Dark cloud.

Skull and crossbones. Hashtag crime life.

Hashtag criminals be like. Hashtag yolo.

- Okay "Yolo" was a little much but--

- Your message is the first time

anyone mentioned smelling the gas.

And according to Swellview Criminal Code Section

four-oh-eight-six-nine-seven- dashtwo paragraph B subsection 1...

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

- It wasn't me.

[ Toddler cries ]

It wasn't me! I didn't smell it first!

But I think I know who did...

[ giggles ]

♪ What, what,

♪ What the... Huh? ♪

♪ What, what,

♪ What the... Shhh, shhh! ♪

- Oh!

- Nooooo!

- Sorry, sorry... - We almost had it!

- Just do it right!

- This is why you're the dumb one!

- I said I'm sorry gah I'm on a five!

- What was that? - It's sign language.

It means I miss you guys.

- Miss you too man. - Same.

- How do you know sign language already?!

- FROM TV WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?!

[ all talking at once ]

- Which is why I -- Doctor Horatio T. Minyak --

have been hoarding toilet paper, sourdough starter,

and hair care products!

Now, if you should like to purchase any of these products

at an unreasonably high price, you can contact me at--

Ohhhh!

Toddler? Captain Man?

How dare you interr-- Ow!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Admit it! You leaked gas from the Bhutt factory!

- I did no such thing! - Tell him what you told me.

- Minyak... four days ago you sent me a text that said,

[ imitates Dr. Minyak ] "Toddler -- it smells like your diaper

blew a big brown cloud all over Swellview."

- So what if I did?

- So according to Swellview Criminal Code

Section four-oh-eight-six- nine-seven-dashtwo paragraph B subsection one...

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

- That's true, Captain Man. But paragraph D subsection two

footnote X of that same criminal code states...

"Whoever did the rhyme did the crime."

- Ohhhhhhhhh!!! - You forgot that...

- No, no , no hold on, wait. No, no, no.

Now you know I didn't do this. That's not my brand.

You know that's not my brand.

- Oh, it is so your brand...

- You wanna see me brand? Here's my brand!

- Ahhh! - Ohhh!

- Okay. - five, six, seven, eight--

- Hang on, hang on... - Oh!

- We were definitely going to do it that time!

[ Chapa, Miles, Mika and Bose in unison ] - No we weren't.

- You're right.

- Ray sent me a text.

- Must be nice, having a phone...

- Stop.

He says we have to transform

and start calling criminals ourselves.

- But I want to dance!

- I've got an idea. Everybody, go transform.

- But I don't have anything to transform into...

- No logo? Stupid quarantine gum.

- So what's the plan?

- We call Frankini. - Aiiiee!

- You think he did this?

- No. But he hosts an online dance party every day.

- No wonder no one showed up to mine!

- Frankini will be great at teaching us

how to do Chapa's dance.

- [ gasps ] Well it's about time!

- Huh?

- I've been waiting for you guys or Captain Man

to call me for days.

- Why?

- Don't you know?

I leaked gas -- from the Bhutt Factory!

[ Frankini laughs ]

- You leaked the gas?!

- I did -- and I've been waiting for days

for you all to figure it out!

- But why would you leak the gas--

- Hey, how good are you at dancing?

- Are you kidding? I'm amazing.

- And how good are you at teaching people to dance?

- Well I'm amazing.

- And how good are you at--

- Okay the answer to every question about me is,

"I'm amazing!" - Established.

[ in German ] - But why did you leak gas

from the Bhutt Factory?

- Your German is wunderbar.

- Danke schoen.

- The reason I leaked the gas is because

I've always wanted to be in one of those music videos

where celebrities sing a song

and lift everyone's spirits in a time of despair.

- So go ahead and be in one.

- Well I can't be in one

unless there's a time of despair.

- So you leaked the gas...

- ...which you knew would create a quarantine...

- which would eventually cause people to feel sad and alone...

- so they would want to bake bread!

- No! So then I could appear on the internet

with my celebrity friends,

and we'd sing a beautiful song to lift everyone's spirits.

[ in Italian ] - Frankini, you are a mysterious phenomenon

that is both beautiful and terrible...

- Oh my...thank you so much - I can't... you can't... no.

- You gotta stop doing that around me.

- So I assume you've already written this uplifting song?

- Of course I have.

- And is it any goo-- - It's amazing.

Will you be in my heartfelt,

celebrity, uplifting

song montage?

- Okay. - Ja.

- But afterwards you gotta go back to the Bhutt factory

and plug that leak.

- And you gotta teach these guys my Clik-Clok dance.

- Deal. - Okay, I don't know if

you guys have heard any rumors or anything

but that gas out there is not my brand, okay--

- Frankini did it.

- Just as I always suspected.

- You never once said anything about--

- The only question is why?

- Because he wants us to be in a heartfelt, celebrity,

uplifting song montage with him.

- Well that does make sense...

- Does it, though?

- The thing is, when you're an important person...

♪ Sometimes you just feel...stuck. ♪

♪ You push and push, but you're still outta' luck. ♪

♪ This gas is strong but hold on ♪

♪ and find the power within

♪ This gas is violent...

♪ It's deadly, and it's silent. ♪

♪ But together, I know we'll squeak out ♪

♪ a win...

♪ This gas will pass before we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blast and dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gas could be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass...

♪ I know this whole thing... stinks. ♪

- Aiee it stinks..

♪ When you're trapped inside, your happiness sinks ♪

♪ This gas is bad the worst we've had ♪

♪ but soon the air will be clear... ♪

♪ Whoever dealt it...

♪ Made sure we all felt it...

♪ So let it out for all the world to hear... ♪

♪ This gas will pass before we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blast and dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gas could be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass...

♪ This gas will pass this gas will pass ♪

♪ This gas will pass...

♪ This gas will pass...

♪ This gas will pass before we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blast and dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gas could be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass

♪ Pass before we know it

♪ Pass before we know it

♪ Pass before we...know it

♪ This gas will pass!

- Alright... Now it's time for Frankini to meet me

at the Bhutt Factory and clench off that gas leak.

- Si, si, si... ciao!

- Auf wiedersehen!

- So... what do we do now?

[ music ]

♪ Danger, Danger

♪ What the...

♪ What the... huh? ♪

♪ What the...

♪ What the... Shh, shh. ♪

♪ What, what, what

♪ What the, what the, what the ♪

- Oh my gosh!

- Yes! - We did it!

- We did it! - We did it!

- I'm never doing this ever again and it was so fun!

- I was patient with you and it paid off. Just saying.

- Yeah, I think I'm gonna do another one.

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

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