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- Mm...

[ice rattling]

- Well, I think

that answers that.

[chuckles]

♪♪♪

Welcome to Bravo's "Chat Room."

I'm Hannah Berner

with Kate Chastain,

Gizelle Bryant,

and Porsha Williams.

- Hi!

- Hey, ladies.

- What's up, girl?

- How y'all doin'?

- Hi!

- I am so ready to chat today.

[laughing]

- I actually do have a lot to

say about "Below Deck: Med."

I was just thirsty before--

- Oh-- Uh-uh.

- So, let's get into

"The Bravo Breakdown."

- Tonight was the finale

of "Below Deck: Med."

And this will come

as a huge shock

to probably,

absolutely no one.

Rob and Jessica

got into a fight again.

- I just wanna have a good,

normal, fun night.

And it's like he has to

----in' be a weirdo.

It's just like

what the (BLEEP)?

- Dude, she said to me,

"Why don't we

be single tonight?"

Honestly, that's --

- Perfect, bro.

What's goin' on?

- Perfect.

- Have a good night.

So you guys

don't have to bullsh--.

- Don't even think about it

twice, Rob.

- I said nothing.

She said,

"Let's be single tonight."

- Well, that's her wishes.

- Oh, wow, okay.

- Who was he talking to?

Who was that?

- That was a charter guest

that had just left.

- Oh.

- He said she has

a beautiful soul?

- He says that to everyone.

I'm sure you knew from your DMs.

- That does sound like a line.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- It does, yes.

- Porsha, Jess chased after Rob

all season.

Do you think it was worth it?

- So, it just, to me,

just opened up too much.

She should just let him go.

She's tried.

She's been stressed,

in her monotone voice.

"I'm just sick of him

doin' this to me."

"He's just always

doin' this to me."

Girl, somebody--

- He's monotone, too.

- Well done, well done.

- Thank you.

- You know, I-I feel like

they're testing each other.

And, like, that's not healthy.

I mean, I am not-not

the healthiest person.

But I know that's not healthy.

- Right.

- Listen, so, Kate,

I have a question for you.

What is the protocol,

once a guest is off the boat,

are they fair game?

- I think they are.

I mean, who wouldn't wanna

hook up with a charter guest

if they're hot?

Well, I mean--

- Okay.

- That's a nice little dynamic,

though, I would think.

You know, because, on the boat,

you're, like,

makin' sure they're good.

You know, "What do you need?

What do you need?"

Then off the boat,

it's like, "I'm the boss."

- And we wear a skort,

so, like, bending over.

Like, "Oh, did you try to

look at this?"

- Yeah.

- Oh-- Oh, dang.

- Get to tease them.

- Okay, Kate, I have to know.

Have you ever hooked up

with a charter guest,

once they were off the boat?

Tell me the truth.

- Yes.

But, if they were any good,

do you think I'd still be

working this hard?

- Yes!

That part.

- We'd be on the yacht,

all of us.

- And it would have "Kate"

on the side, honey.

- Yes.

- Let 'em know.

- Lady-- Lady Kate.

- Yes, Lady Kate.

- Yes, I'm coming!

Sip my champagne.

- I still cannot believe

Rob and Jess made up

the very next day.

Let's watch this clip.

- They were--

We-we were waiting on it.

- They're exhausting.

They're exhausting.

[mumbling]

- I'm coming.

- Why is Aesha right there?

That's so awkward.

♪♪♪

- Of course.

- Oh, you've got to be

kidding me!

[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh, she said

what we're all thinking!

- Yes, ma'am.

- That's what I think, yeah.

- Oh, now-now, Kate.

Do you think that

Rob made the right choice

by going to Bali?

- Absolutely not.

I think that the crossing

would have been

very good for his career

and his mental psyche.

I'm sure he had a good time

with Jess there.

But, are they still together?

No.

- No.

- I think they just wanted

the cute couple photos.

And Jess' butt looked incredible

in those photos.

But the Instagram photo's

not worth it.

Find a man that makes you happy.

- Thank you!

These are the type of photos

that we often see online,

and then, in the comments,

people talk about Couple Goals.

No, watch "Below Deck", okay?

- Yes!

- You'll see that

these are not Couple Goals.

- I think it's easy

to have fun with anybody

if you're having sex, cocktails,

and going to the beach.

- Before we wrap

on "Below Deck: Med",

there's really one more

very pivotal moment

from tonight's episode

we need to cover.

Take a look.

It's very serious.

- (BLEEP) yeah.

Let's go.

[groaning]

- Oh, me --

- I'm not claustrophobic,

you're claustrophobic.

- Ooh, a house of horrors.

- You're claustrophobic.

And it smells like fart.

- Oh, come on.

Who's farting?

- Not me, honestly.

- Oh, my--

Oh, for (BLEEP) sake!

That's -- you meant to!

(BLEEP) me.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it.

- That was bad.

- Oops.

- No.

That is the worst!

- I wanna just give a pro tip--

Candles.

I've got these all over

my boyfriend's place,

'cause you don't wanna leave

any evidence.

He thinks I'm decorating.

I'm protecting myself.

- Okay.

- Yes!

- Why do you think

I have a dog?

- Oh, blame it on the dog!

Blame it on the dog.

- Real quick,

I was on a first date

with one of my brother's

best friends.

He finally went on a date

with me.

We're at the movies.

I was so nervous,

holding everything in,

breath and, apparently,

all the air,

that as soon as I bent over

to reach in my purse--

Boom.

[laughter]

It-- my life was over!

I was like,

"Just take me home."

I'm just-- just--

- What was his response?

Was he like, "That's funny"?

Or was he like--

- His response was worse because

he actually didn't react.

And I know he heard it

and he know.

- Yeah, oh, lord.

- And he damn sure smelled it,

okay?

- Yeah, well, look.

Forget you, guy.

I bet you wanna come

sniff it now.

All right, y'all.

We've gotta take a break.

But first, you know

we love some tea.

But we wouldn't be honest

if we didn't tell

our own tea, right?

So, I wanna take a moment

and for us to get the tea

on each other.

So, we're gonna ask each other

questions about our shows,

that we are on, right?

- All right, Kate,

I have a question for you.

On this "Below Deck" situation.

So, when y'all are in

those prison beds,

do y'all really have sex there?

Or is there somewhere else

y'all have sex?

- Well, you know,

the world is your oyster.

The boat is your playground

apparatus.

- Yes.

- The bunk beds do allow for

certain activities, you know?

- Right.

But you can't move your head,

or else you-you hit it

on the top.

- You can--

I've never done it, like,

horizontal in the bunk beds.

'Cause you've got options.

- Oh, she's saying you can

hold on like a monkey bar.

- Oh.

- It's the-- Oh!

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay, okay.

- I had to say it.

We were thinking it.

- Now, Porsha, it's my turn

to ask you now.

- Okay.

- Um, I wanna hear

how you choose your outfit.

- Okay, so--

Okay, for me, in group scenes,

I just have this thing.

Like, I heard one of the vets

say, "You don't wear black."

'Cause you wanna wear somethin'

that's gonna stand out

when you're being filmed.

So just, TV-wise,

you wear a color.

But, for me,

if it's a group scene,

where I know they're gonna

come for me,

or I need to be

comin' for somebody,

then I will wear all black.

So, if you see me

in all black, I'm about to--

it's about to go down

either way, okay?

And if I have on a color,

that means I didn't know

I was going to get

my [indistinct].

That means I did not

know it was going down.

- So funny,

that's so funny.

- Um, okay, so, Hannah,

I have a question for you.

In "Summer House",

you're around so many people

and you really don't

have any privacy.

What is the most embarrassing

moment that you had

in that house that was

not caught on camera?

- I actually was

Facetiming a guy

and I wanted to, like,

have Facetime sex.

- Uh-huh.

- So I went into my room,

and there were like

seven people in the room.

And I walked in,

and I looked,

and I started to walk out,

and someone goes,

are you trying

to have Facetime sex?

And I was like, "No!"

And I just ran out.

There's nowhere

to get privacy

to, like, have a sexy moment.

- Nowhere.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Nowhere.

That's what I'm thinking.

Like, would you go

into the bathroom?

Like, what do you do?

- You have to go

to the bathroom.

- She's done that.

She has done that,

and that was on camera.

I'm going to go back

and watch "Atlanta"

and see all

your outfits, Porsha.

Um, Pop Culture Pop Off

is coming up next,

so don't go anywhere.

- Welcome back to

Bravo's "Chat Room".

I'm Kate here with Hannah,

Porsha and Gizelle.

- Hello!

- Hi!

- I hope you all have

a drink that pairs well

with messy headlines

because it's time for

the Pop Culture Pop Off.

- Mmm!

- Gizelle, what do

you have for us?

- Well, just a few days ago,

rapper Tory Lanez

was finally charged for

shooting Megan Thee Stallion

in July.

- Finally!

- Finally, a very long time.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- He has not shown

any remorse.

He even released a track

about the incident.

He's trying to capitalize

on the incident!

- Why wasn't he

immediately put into jail?

Because she was

actually shot,

so all the reasoning

doesn't matter.

You can't shoot women.

We gotta protect our women.

- That's not great.

It's not great.

Did he make a song

about it for real?

- Yes, he did.

- He put a line in there.

- And she was protecting him,

but if he was a real man,

he should have said,

"I shot her, I'm sorry,

"what do I need to do

to make this better?"

- Right, and I really think

that a part of his sentence

should be that whatever

proceeds he made from that song

needs to go to her.

- There you go.

- Mm-hmm.

- And, you know,

I'm very concerned

about her feet,

but it seems like she has

bounced back quite nicely.

- Yeah, mm-hmm.

- Because, you know,

we always wanna make sure

that the-the feet are working

because the twerks

are very important.

- That's right.

- And if the feet are not

working, the twerk don't work.

- Absolutely, okay.

- Yeah.

- You guys, I really want to

talk about Britney Spears.

As we all have seen

over the years,

she's had a tough time

of it since 2008.

Her father took over

her conservatorship,

which comes up for review

every year.

Turns out Britney doesn't

want to keep performing,

but it seems like

her dad wants her to.

And now, her lawyer

has said she does not have

the mental capacity

to make these decisions.

Do you guys feel like maybe

Britney Spears' dad

is being, like,

a stage mom?

- I feel like there's a lot

to the story we don't know.

Because the court, for so long,

has given her father

this power of attorney

over Britney.

So, I feel like there's

something there we don't know

because typically,

a court wouldn't do that.

However, I'm sad to know

that Britney is, like,

done with

her musical career.

Because I'm, like,

baby, give me one more song!

- Hit me, baby, one more time!

- Well, I feel like this.

Listen...

- Hit me, baby, one more time!

- I don't know why the part

about the attorney saying

she lacks the mental capacity

to make this decision

or sign this document.

That's the whole reason

her father has had this

over her in the first place.

And I tend to think

that he does mean well.

He's been

looking out for her.

And, you know, if it's a part

where he's making her perform,

that's sad, because

if she doesn't want to,

she shouldn't have to.

- And have you seen

her Instagram, y'all?

- Yeah.

- Like, I'm just--

I'm just saying, she's

been socially isolating

long before

any of us were.

- Yeah.

- She has!

- I don't think she knows

there's even a pandemic.

This has just been

her life.

- Yes, Yes.

- Mm-hmm.

- All right, y'all, well, I want

you guys to take on this.

Now, Yelp is going to

start publicly labeling

businesses on their site

that have been accused

of overtly racist actions.

Some critics say people

will make up racist reviews

just to destroy businesses,

so that's one side.

Now on the other side,

critics pointed out

that Yelp's own offices

were accused of racism

just last month.

Now, Kate, do you agree

with the critics?

- I think this is great.

Let's be--

- Yeah.

- I have an Uber rating.

I have to be rated

on my Uber passenger.

- Yeah!

- So, why can't we rate people

on their social manners,

their dating,

and their racism?

Let's do it!

- Kate, I love that.

And I-I,

from what I understand,

you have to have receipts.

You can't just say,

okay, they're-they're

a racist restaurant

or they're a racist whatever.

You have to have

receipts showing,

you have to have

video showing.

- Right.

- Look, you know,

I'm all about the receipts.

- Yeah.

- You know, me and Porsha,

like, we live

in receipt heaven.

Like we love some receipts.

- I feel like it would

be more productive

if they showed which businesses

were owned by black people

or which-which businesses

were owned by females.

That, I think, might be,

like, a better start to this.

- But this is why

this came-came about.

Because they saw

that in the summer,

uh, black-owned businesses

were researched and Yelped,

or basically found 617 times

more than last summer,

meaning that people

really want

to frequent

black-owned businesses,

which is fantastic.

- Mm-hmm.

- So, they realize

number one,

black people know

and do spend money.

So, we're kind of, like,

giving this assurance

and protection

that where we go

is going to

be safe for us

and we're not going to

have any r-racist issues.

- Okay.

As we know, we are 22 days

away from the election.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I have been obsessed

with some of these

get out and vote campaigns.

My personal favorite

is a viral video

that some Atlanta strippers

put together very, very well.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Called Get Your Bootie

to The Poll.

Roll that clip!

- So, you really

not gonna vote?

- You know it's more than

just the president

on the ballot, right?

Check it.

- A district attorney

decides who to prosecute.

- Including whether or not

to go after dirty cops.

- Do you know

who elects the DA?

We do!

- But you don't

want to vote.

- Can't make arraignment if

you locked up on some bullsh--.

- Oh, my God, guys!

I'm taking notes!

Getting educated.

And I'm in the booty club!

What is better than this?

- Slappin' cheeks

all the way to the polls!

- I want some tequila!

- I could never be a stripper!

I could never be a stripper.

I'm like, oop!

- Okay, Gizelle.

- Yeah?

- Do you think that

this can actually

get people to the polls?

- Are you kidding me?

Okay, first of all,

the strip club gets

how many men and women

to the strip club?

So, if strippers

are saying

go get your tail

over there and vote,

oh, it's going down!

Absolutely!

- Right.

- And, as a matter of fact,

the strippers need

to go ahead and set up shop

at the polls.

- But here's the thing I love

about that little commercial.

Those girls were

educating us, honey.

They had facts.

They were teaching you

that it's not just about

the presidential race,

et cetera,

and at the end

of the day,

we just need to get

people's attention.

- Yes.

- Whatever we gotta do

to get y'all booty

to the poll,

get your ass there, okay?

- It's no secret

that sex sells.

- Absolutely!

- So, I appreciate

seeing them using sex

to sell something so important.

- That's right.

- Amen.

- That's right.

- Amen.

- On the subject of

sexiness and democracy,

Halloween is right

around the corner.

I can't wait.

But I need

your guys' thoughts.

Has this Halloween costume

that I tried on gone too far?

It's a sexy mail-in ballot.

- I love it.

- I love it, I love it.

- I would wear that

not on Halloween.

- Okay, the--

- I think it's very avant-garde.

I could see Leah from

Real Housewives of New York

wearing that for

an interview look.

- Yeah.

- Since we're on the topic,

what's been everyone's

sexiest Halloween costume.

Porsha, will you

start everything off?

- Uh, yes, I will happily

start you off.

- Wow!

- So this is a throwback.

I do not know what I was

because I--

it was last minute.

I went to American Apparel,

and I was like, bam!

I am a sexy power ranger

that's a gold, Oscar,

beautiful superhero.

- Golden Globes.

- You were an Emmy.

- Golden Globes.

[laughing]

Gizelle?

- Oh!

- Gorgeous.

- She is a, um, super woman.

Thank you very much.

- I love that look.

- Yes, she is, and, um--

- Gizelle, I love that

you and I actually could have

gone to save

the world together.

- Yes, we could.

- Everyone's like, "We don't

know these superheroes,

"but they're here."

- And they're hot.

And they're hot.

- Up next, we are

getting personal,

and you know we

never disappoint,

so we will be right back.

- Right back.

- Woo!

♪♪♪

- Welcome back to

Bravo's Chat Room!

- Yes!

- All right, we kept it

professional long enough.

Now, we just wanna

talk about ourselves.

- Yeah.

- All right.

Well, a few days ago, ladies,

I had a vampire facial.

I swear by these things.

- Wait, what?

- Wow.

- What is a vampire facial?

[screaming]

- And there it is.

- Gizelle, no!

- So what they do is they--

they take your blood,

and they, um, do something

to it in another room,

and they come back,

and they put it on your face,

and then they needle it

into your skin.

It's amazing.

Okay, so...

[groaning]

I do this all the time.

But with this one,

this last one, I realized

that my blood stinks.

- What does it smell like?

- I like it smelled--

it smelled really bad.

It smells, like, funky.

Like, gross.

So...

- Did it stink before?

- Not-not this strong.

Not this strong.

I don't know what happened.

So you know,

I always say that beauty

comes from inside,

but-but maybe not mine.

- Your inside stinks.

- My inside stinks.

- You look fantastic.

You look fantastic!

- You do.

You look like you don't

smell like that.

- What about Hannah?

- That smelly blood

is worth--

- Actually, I was gonna

just tell you guys

about my mom

and my baby girl, PP,

the boss of our house.

But I'll just show them to you.

They're right here!

- Aaw!

- Come out, PJ.

- Yeah.

- See, that's how Hannah's

[indistinct].

- Oh, how cute. Hi, PJ.

- Hannah's cat is

the same way.

- Hi.

- Oh, I love her hair.

Hey, mom!

- Hi!

- Hi, ladies!

- Hi. PJ, look, look.

Say hi!

Say hi!

- Three generations

of beautiful women.

- You have great genes.

- Aw, thank you.

- Hi!

- Well, you know,

my mom is really good

at relationship advice.

- Okay.

- So I figure,

with you gals, if you wanna

ask her anything,

you can ask her

right now.

- First of all--

- So...

- Diane, you have

amazing cheekbones.

- Yeah.

- Second of all.

- Oh, thank you!

- How soon should

I move in with someone

after I start dating them,

asking for a friend?

[laughing]

- Well, I'll tell you what,

they have to do

what makes them feel good,

and as long as it's not

hurting anyone else,

I say go with it.

Honey, go-- COVID is

in the air.

We don't know how long

we gonna be here.

- I love that answer.

- Move on in.

- Yes.

- All right, all right.

I have a question,

I have a question.

Is it okay

for a parent

to meddle in their

kid's relationship

if they don't like

their partner.

- Ooh.

- That's kind of hard.

Um... because even when

you like them,

there are times when things

can get under your skin,

but you can ask Porsha.

I stay out of it.

I mean, they all get

angry with me,

because I stop answering

phone calls, I block,

I, you know, don't

answer texts.

And this is the truth,

because in most cases

I love them both,

or I love them all,

and I don't want to make

the decision--

- Dang, mom, I think they're

gonna think that I have,

like, a whole bunch

of men or something.

- Um, well, I have

a son, too.

Porsha's-- she thinks

she's my only child.

- No!

- She thinks she's

my only child,

but she's not.

I have a son.

- Her son is married, so--

- Okay, well, that--

that's good advice.

That's good advice.

- Now, I actually have

a question for you, Porsha.

What advice did your mom

give you about dating

and relationships that

you did not follow?

- My mom's number one advice

when it comes to dating

is definitely, do not

talk about your ex,

but for some reason,

myself and my sister Lauren,

that's how we connect,

or that's how we

let our guard down,

and as soon as I do it,

I would dread it every time.

- Every time.

- Yes.

- But that's the advice

that I never--

- My advice-- I give them

that advice as they're leaving

out of the house

going to the date.

- To remind us not to

talk about--

- Don't you talk

about your ex!

Don't you talk

about your ex.

- Okay.

Ooh, ooh...

All right, guys, well,

the Chat Room is still open,

so we'll be right back

after the break!

Say bye!

- Bye!

- Goodbye!

And listen, thank you

for joining us.

Before we go,

we have to leave you

with a little treat.

Something--

just a little something

to hold you over

until the next time

we see you.

So we're gonna talk

about our crushes!

So I'll go first.

My crush is

definitely Rihanna.

I continue to love her

every single year.

She is a major philanthropist.

She is a major businesswoman

with Fenty,

but I wanna send

her extra love

because I hear my sister girl

is back in the studio.

I can't wait for

[indistinct]

- Very excited.

[overlapping chatter]

- Just give us

the music, honey.

- Yes, yes.

- She's good at everything.

- My crush is also someone

who is very good at everything.

It's The Rock, who just

became the most followed man

in America.

- Okay.

- With more than

200 million followers

on Instagram.

And we can't forget The Rock.

He's so elegant.

He put on a bow tie

and he posted a very sweet

and elegant,

classy message.

- He's sexy.

Anyway, my crush is

Diego Schwartzman,

who won an incredible

five set match

against Australian Open

champ Dominic Thiem,

and now he just lost

in the semis to Nadal,

but I wanna give him

a shout out,

because I know I joke

I love tall guys.

He's only 5'7",

but he's adorable

when he runs around

that court.

He is truly adorable.

- Anyway,

last but not least,

my crush this week

is democratic presidential

nominee vice president

Uncle Joe Biden!

- That's a big one.

- Love Joe Biden.

- That's a very good one.

- Okay, so, um, in response

to that little visitor

that was on Mike Pence's head

at the last debate, um,

Biden's campaign started

selling fly swatters.

They sent out in

like two hours.

I love me some

petty merch, now.

I live for petty merch.

Okay, so.

Not only is this man

a phenomenal candidate,

but he's a brilliant

businessman, okay?

He's gonna make moves.

He's gonna save us from,

I don't know--

- We can only hope.

- What are we in right now?

- We can only hope.

- We can only hope, yes.

- We're in a recession.

- Ladies, that's our show.

Thank you so much

for joining us.

We hope to see you all

real soon, but for now,

the chat room is closed,

and good night.

Let's close that

Chat Room, y'all.

Close the Chat Room!