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- I know you all want

that Potomac Tea

as much as Andy does.

But first,

I am Gizelle Bryant,

here with Hannah Berner.

- Hello!

- Porsha Williams.

And Kate Chastain.

- Hi!

- It was so nice to see Andy

back in the Clubhouse,

finally, with pants on.

- Exactly!

- It makes me feel like

the world is right again.

- I know.

- He's back in the clubhouse.

- Exactly, y'all.

It's like Daddy is home.

I love it.

[laughs]

So, anyway, y'all,

let's get right on into

Bravo Breakdown.

Let's start with the news

that the Real Housewives

of New York

has just cast

a black Housewife, honey.

Eboni K. Williams.

Yes!

So, what do you guys

think of her?

I know you guys have been

Googlin' and down her Instagram.

What do you think about

Ms. Eboni?

- I'm already following her.

And I love that she's

a Loyola University attorney,

which means she's gonna be

good at argumenting.

- Yes, exactly.

- Ramona, watch out.

- Yes.

- She seems to be so smart,

so pretty.

I cannot wait for her

to tell Ramona where to go

and how fast.

Woo, I can't wait!

- Exactly.

- She looks very sweet

and adorable.

But then I was

watching her talk,

and she was strong,

with an attitude,

and she is not gonna get, like,

walked all over, I don't think.

- Before we get into

tonight's "Potomac",

Gizelle, after our show

last Sunday,

I did notice that some folks

on Twitter sided with Porsha,

saying that you were

too hard on Monique.

- With me?

[laughing]

- Porsha loved it.

- With me?

- Porsha loved it.

Uh, Gizelle, looking back

and hearing the response

on social media,

do you still feel the same way?

- Yes.

And, you know, I appreciate

Porsha's points of view.

But Porsha was not there

in the moment, mm-kay?

But, you know,

I do feel like

I-I just wanted some

accountability from Monique.

And I-I didn't get it.

So, I just got a little

frustrated with her.

- Don't let

the trolls change you.

Stick to your guts.

- Thank you.

- If anything a Housewife

is gonna do,

it's stick to what they say.

They gonna back it up.

That's why they say it

in the first place.

- "I said what I said."

Gizelle's been very good about

not engaging with negativity

on Twitter,

from what I've seen,

unlike Karen.

- Oh, stop it!

You know I met Karen one time.

And she seemed like

the sweetest person.

I was actually going through it

in my relationship.

And she was givin' me advice.

And I was like,

"This is the type of woman

I need in Atlanta."

The type of woman who will just,

like, pour into other people.

So, I don't know where

that other side comes from,

on Potomac, because,

when I met her,

I was like, "Aw, I wanna be

under her all day."

- She has a whole

lotta sides to her.

So, I'm just happy you got

the good one, Porsha.

- Oh, lord have mercy.

- Yeah.

- Ugh, I have

a lot of sides, too.

Anyway, moving on to

tonight's "Potomac."

Monique called Ashley

while you were

all on the farm, Gizelle.

And you and Karen had

quite the reaction.

Let's replay.

Play the tape.

- How are you?

- I've just been feelin',

like, drained.

- I'm sorry.

- Well, I gotta tell you,

I never thought my two friends

would end up on

such opposite ends.

- At the end of the day,

the sad thing about Candiace is,

if it wasn't me,

it woulda been somebody else.

- Jesus.

- I can't!

Like, you beat somebody's ass.

And you were dead wrong.

Candiace should've

pressed charges that night.

- I said to Candiace,

"If it were me,

"and I felt as strongly

"as Candiace has been

speaking to me,

"I would look into

what can I do, legally?"

I'm done.

This is it for me.

- I'm done with this.

For me, she's a lyin'

mother----er.

- Wait, hold the phone.

Hold the phone.

Is that the other side

you was talkin' about?

- Yes.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- Y'all about to make me

turn Decatur up in here.

Because, I thought she was

Monique's friend, right?

And I do know that

she's Candiace's friend.

And she's been tryin' to be

on that fence.

- Mm-hmm.

- But why would even my friend

who sees that, yes,

she told y'all what?

That we need to leave room

for Monique to grow,

let's support Monique.

But now it's like,

"I would tell Ash--

"I would tell Candiace--

I would tell Candiace

"to go ahead and press charges."

- Mm.

- Really?

It's the total opposite

of what she was saying.

- Why is she doing that?

Is she realizing that, like,

'cause most of you

are taking that side,

that she wants to be on, like,

the right side now?

So, she's switching?

Like, is she being two-faced?

What's happening?

- Um, Karen straddles

that fence the entire season.

And I think that she felt like

in the -- at the time,

that was gonna do her well,

because then,

nobody's gonna be mad at her,

'cause she's straddling

the fence.

No, everybody's

gonna be mad at you,

'cause you don't have

a damn opinion.

- Yeah.

- Girl, get an opinion.

- She's duplicitous.

She's kissin' babies,

shakin' hands with

all the housewives,

even in Atlanta.

- Did you say

"baby chicken hands"?

- No, I said.

- "Baby chicken hands"?

No, she said --

- She's kissing babies

and shaking hands.

- Oh, I thought you said

"chicken hands."

- I need a large chicken, too.

But okay.

- I said, "I want some chicken

right now."

- Kissin' baby chicken hands.

- Listen.

Yes, it was an altercation.

Yes, it was bad.

Yes, Monique feels bad

and as she should, right?

But it was just like

a open hand.

It wasn't like a --

- Oh, I love --

- Porsha, Porsha, Porsha,

let me just say this.

Y'all-- the world saw a minute--

- No, no, no.

- The world saw a minute.

- You know you used to fight,

back in the day.

- I didn't, I didn't.

The world saw a minute of it.

We lived it --

or, like 45 seconds.

It was like a 45 minute

to an hour long thing, okay?

- What?

- So, we're not going to act

like what happened

was not bad.

It was bad, okay?

- Mm-hmm.

- And w-we can move on.

- Oh, lord have mercy!

Where is the "Move On" sign?

I think that's gonna tell us

to move on.

Save us!

Save me!

- Prompter!

- Help us!

- Roll it!

[laughing]

- Shifting -- ladies,

shifting gears, shifting gears.

I think we done beat Candiace

and-and Monique

with a dead horse.

- We done beat both of them now.

- Yes.

Shifting gears, ladies.

I was dying over Robyn and Juan.

They did a little role play.

And, uh, take a look.

Take a look.

- What the hell?

- Is there something wrong, sir?

- Who is that?

- What's your name?

- Tatianna.

You have a nice smile.

- Smile?

- May I touch?

- Oh...

I came to watch

the football game.

- Where I'm from,

they call it "football."

- Oh sh--

- May I have a martini?

And can you make it dirty?

- Poor bartender.

- She's committing.

She's very committed.

- She's Daniel Day Lewis.

[laughing]

- Tatianna's awesome.

- Oh, God.

- Listen.

- He likes it, though.

Juan liked it.

Juan seemed into it.

- Juan didn't know what to do

with Tatianna.

He was like,

"What in the world?"

"And where is Robyn?"

Hannah, have you ever done

the stranger at the bar

role play with your new boo?

- First of all,

Robyn is Meryl Streep.

I need to give her that.

[laughter]

Second of all,

I have not.

However, I do have

a lot of different moods

and personalities,

so he doesn't know what girl

he's gonna get each day.

- Ooh!

- I know that's right.

- I wouldn't role play,

'cause I'm just jealous.

I'm like,

"I want you to love me,

"not some other personality."

I'm already--

I'm jealous.

I'm jealous of my myself.

- You get jealous of yourself?

- I totally would.

Anyway --

- You go,

"Oh, you like brunettes?"

- What's her name?

Who is she?

- Oh, my God.

- Lord.

- Well, we're just

getting warmed up,

so join us after the break

for the Pop Culture Pop Off.

- Welcome back to

"Bravo's Chat Room".

I'm here with Hannah,

Porsha, and Gizelle.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- Hi, ladies.

This just in.

It's the Pop Culture Pop Off.

Reporting live from a chair

in her living room,

Porsha, what's the latest?

- Yes, I gotcha girl.

Let's talk about

Kellyanne Conway's

15-year-old daughter,

Claudia, yes.

Now as we know,

she shared the news

that her mom had COVID

on TikTok of all places,

where she continues

to speak against her mom

and the White House, guys.

Now she has since

apologized,

and some of that

is probably because

her mom told her to,

let's be real.

- I don't know,

I have empathy for her.

She's probably been

bullied like crazy in--

- Hannah--

- She-she likes the attention.

- That's true.

- Holla-holla back at us

after you have

a couple kids, okay?

- I kind of think it's

she's strong,

but she's decided she has

a different political opinion

than just what

her parents believe.

And I'm kind of

proud of her for, like,

trying to find her way--

- Of Claudia, of Claudia.

Not Kellyanne.

- Yeah, Claudia's dad

is very anti-Trump,

and has been vocal

on Twitter,

so I feel like Claudia's

been stuck in the middle.

And I think it's clear

what side she's on.

Gizelle--

- Yeah.

- What-what are y'all

talkin' 'bout?

Uh, Hannah, if your kid's

out here tellin' your business,

um, you'd have a problem

with that, I believe.

And you-you have

to understand,

Kellyanne Conway

has quit her job.

she quit her job because

her daughter was tellin'

all the business to the world,

and that was problematic.

I have three teenage daughters,

and they are very clear

that house business

is house business.

That means don't go

runnin' my business

in the street business,

so--

- But kids in the public eye

have to be trained different.

They're not like

your regular kids.

So if your mom's

in the public eye,

her mom has taught her

long time ago,

don't talk about my business.

- Yeah.

- Porsha, you're

absolutely correct.

Because I'm in

the public eye

and so is

my children's father...

- Right.

- My kids do not have

social media,

how 'bout that.

- Yeah, there you go.

- Really.

- And they're teenagers.

- Yeah.

- So, yeah, it's a no.

Because of it.

- Moving on, Perez Hilton

just wrote a tell all,

and the thing is, he apologized

for being so mean and petty

to the celebrities in the past

and building a career on it,

but then, the book's filled

with even more gossip,

and more petty stories

about celebrities.

Gizelle, do you think

he's a changed man?

Because I do not.

- Uh, I-I-I

absolutely do not.

As a matter of fact,

if this were, like,

five years ago, we might

care about Perez Hilton

and what he has

to say in a book.

- Uh, read.

- But the-the world has changed.

We done all moved on.

And we done moved on, and he's

back still in five years ago.

And what you're not gonna do

is talk about Lady Gaga.

That's what you're

not gonna do, okay?

'Cause Gaga is absolutely

fantastic and fabulous,

so I'm just really not here

for this book, sir.

- I just don't think we're

just too into hearing

the negative part

of people's life.

So much stuff is going on

in the world.

- Yeah.

- Like, I'm sure

his book will sell,

- Yeah.

- You got some of those,

you know, trolls

who wanna see it.

- Also, I'd rather him

not say sorry.

Just say I did say

mean things about people

to get famous,

and I'm not sorry about it,

'cause I wanted fame.

- Right, right.

- Like, at least own it.

- Yeah, that's true.

- You would've-you would've

stopped a lot earlier.

- Guys, so what's

the worst thing that you've

ever read about yourself,

like, in a gossip blog?

- Ooh, geez.

- I've read that

somebody said I was having

strangers come to the boat

in one of

the foreign countries

with shampoo bottles

full of drugs.

- What?

- Which is not true,

but, like, I'm-I'm impressed

by their creativity.

- I-I-I think I told

y'all before,

that I was-- there's some--

it was online

that I had my ribs

remu-- removed.

I was like,

I ain't got no damn--

How do you even do that?

- Right, right.

- Like, can I even

still live without my ribs?

- I-I-I have not had anything

bad written about me,

'cause, like,

everyone loves me.

- Oh, really?

- Everyone loves me.

- Have you seen Twitter?

Have you seen Twitter?

- Yes, I have.

Yes, yes, I have.

- Exactly.

- And they love me.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

I don't know what kind of

karma you have, Gizelle,

but I've been told that

I look like I'm greasy

and I don't brush my hair,

which is true.

Um, I am greasy

and I don't brush my hair.

I just put it in a bun.

- Anyway, this is

a hot one, guys.

- All right.

- This is a hot one, okay?

Dolly Parton is reportedly

in talks to pose for Playboy

at the tender age

of 75, okay?

- What?

- So how do you all think?

Hannah, I really wanna

know how you think,

because, you know,

you have a nana over there

that is hot.

But I'll tell y'all

how-- what I think.

Dolly, get your

entire life, okay?

And I feel like--

Okay, so,

y'all know I just had

a big birthday,

and I got a whole lot

longer to get to 75,

but she's giving me

a little inspiration.

At 75, I might just

spread it wide on the play--

pages of Playboy,

you know what I'm sayin'?

- What?

- No?

- See, legit--

hold on Gizelle.

Hold on.

Back-back that thing up

and crank it back closed.

Okay.

[giggling]

Listen.

The thing about

Dolly Parton is this.

She don't have

to bust it wide.

We have all seen

Dolly Parton's huge breasts

this whole career.

- Okay.

- But we've never

seen them naked.

So all she really has to do

is just take the top off.

- Take the top off, okay.

- And go for a drive.

Yeah, she don't have

to show the bottom.

She can just take her top off.

- True, true.

- Good for her.

She's amazing, she's an icon.

- I just wanna say,

Playboy, if you're listening,

my nana's available,

and my nana is actually...

- Nana!

- ...in the chatroom right now.

Nana, get over here.

- Nana!

- Say hello.

- Nana.

- Hi, nana.

- Gorgeous.

- Look out Luann.

Nana has the

statement necklace down.

- Nana is the queen of chokers

and off the shoulder.

She taught me.

- Yes.

- Um, so--

- Oh!

- Gizelle!

- Oh, Nana!

- Okay, cleavage.

- Cleavage!

- Nana!

[laughter]

- Okay, so Nana, we are

living for your Instagram.

We absolutely

love it, okay?

And Hannah, I'm sure your nana

could give us some tips.

- Yes.

- Nana, can you give us tips,

pointers, on Instagram?

- So I told her what

a thirst trap was

and she posts thirst traps

with motivational quotes.

I wanna show you

some of the pics,

and Nana, you can explain

kinda some tips of

how you got there.

So here you have--

what are you doing?

- Well, um, I'm in

a sexy nightgown,

and a glass of wine,

and hopefully the love

of your life

in bed waiting for you.

- Aww.

- Ooh, Nana.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Can you please, Nana,

put this in your caption,

'cause that makes this picture

mean so much more.

- Yes, everything.

- I love that.

- I'm loving, Nana,

that you have on,

like, highlighter,

right now.

- Oh, yes.

- Like, who beat your face?

It's amazing.

- She taught me--

She does her own makeup.

She taught me how.

Okay, Nana,

what about this pic?

How do you get

that sultry look?

- This is

my favorite picture,

because I feel like I have

that come hither look.

[laughter]

- Nana!

Nana, this is what

you call a nip split--

a [indistinct].

- Oh.

- And I am not mad

about it, honey.

You better get

the Internet there.

Give it to 'em.

- So-so we have to go,

like-- Do we have

to suck in, Nana?

Do we suck in?

- Do you suck in?

[overlapping chatter]

- Um, I've been very fortunate

to have a tiny waist.

- Ooh!

- I love that.

- Frolicking.

- I like that too.

- If you're going for

the sexy look, you've gotta

have some cleavage showing.

- Now, Nana, who's taking

these pictures for Nana?

- Who's taking these photos?

[laughing]

- Um, my wonderful husband

of 61 years, if I do say so.

- Ooh, that's like--

inspiration, goals,

goals, goals.

- Yes.

Well, you look like that,

he's not going anywhere.

[laughter]

He's not.

- Well, Nana, do you want to

take us to the break?

- Um... after the break,

we're going to get

up close and personal.

[laughing]

I thought we already did.

- Welcome back to

the chat room.

Come on in, we won't bite.

Yet.

- Hmm.

- Mmm.

- Porsha, give us

something good.

- So, guys, I have

a hot take on parenting.

So this is just

a quick tip.

Now, for me, I don't know.

Moms, we deal with, like,

mommy guilt all the time,

and me, I feel like a lot

because I have a toddler,

so it's like,

"Am I doing it right?

Am I not?

"Am I feeding her when

she should be fed or not?"

And a lot of times,

it's like,

do I pop open a can

of food, or what?

So I decided to just

give up

and go online, and I have

hired a company

to just send out

these pre-made foods,

these pre-made meals,

so when there's time

for me to be able to

make something from scratch,

I do, which I feel

good about myself.

But I don't have

the mommy guilt,

because when I can't,

I just pop in something healthy.

- Love it.

- And there you go.

- I respect that.

- Yeah.

- Because that's what I do

for myself right now.

- [indistinct].

- Tuna fish every night.

Tuna fish.

- I love to enjoy my backyard

right now with my dog.

It's a beautiful waterview,

but there's, like,

a drop off of thirty feet,

and the dog likes

to go down there.

He was missing for

an hour last week.

- Oh, my god.

I would have been panicking.

- It was such a-- I was.

But I have a life hack.

Kind of like your mom

life hack, Porsha.

I have a dog mom life hack.

I invented an outdoor

dog crib for my dog.

It's a hammock.

- Aaw.

- Oh, he's living the life.

- Um, let's talk

about sex, you guys.

Now, Gizelle, I know

your mom complained

that I talk about my vagina

too much on this show,

so I am sorry, Joanne,

but we're getting into it.

In a recent survey

of Americans,

68% said that bad sex is

a relationship deal breaker,

- Oh, okay.

- 40%--

40% said they've never

had a real orgasm.

Kate, does this

sound correct to you?

- Not for the 68%

of people I've dated.

[laughing]

It's not my fault

I'm popular, and you know--

I just feel bad for them.

I think maybe they need to,

um, practice more.

- Hmm.

- Yeah.

- But do you think

it's a deal breaker?

I mean, you're in

a relationship with a guy.

Everything else is great,

but the sex is horrible.

Like, are you breaking up

with him?

- Of course it's a dealbreaker.

- I think that's called

a friend.

That's called a friend.

- I know.

That's called

a personal assistant.

That's called a friend.

- Okay.

- So you have sex with

your personal assistant.

- I-- no. That's if you--

They are not having orgasms...

- I mean, in a perfect world--

- You said it, not me.

- I did not say it.

- Porsha, stop spreading rumors.

- The whole thing about them

not having orgasms,

I can relate to,

because I feel like,

in my 20's, I don't feel

like I've had, like,

a true orgasm.

I feel like I didn't know

what that was

until I hit, like,

my later 30's,

when I, like, really loved

the person, and it just like--

I knew my body more,

so I-- unfortunately,

I can relate to that one,

but the part about, oh,

you don't want to

be with somebody

just 'cause the sex is bad,

grow up! Like, what?

- Okay, on another note,

I-- you guys.

I miss my mommy.

- Aaw.

- You know, my mother

already hates germs,

she's like a germaphobe.

So when the--

when the corona hit,

she was like, "Ain't no way--"

- Aw, that's cute.

- Yes.

- Aaw!

- That's me and my mommy.

- Beautiful.

- She lives in Houston,

and so she definitely

is not flying here,

and I bought tickets

to go fly to see her,

but she's like,

"Oh, you're gonna be

on a plane with people,

"and they have germs."

The only way she will

let me come is if

I fly to Houston

and quarantine for 14 days.

- Woah! Okay, that's a lot.

- I don't have time for that.

Yes.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So I'm just gonna say

I love my mommy,

and I miss her.

- Hi, Joanne!

- Aaw, hi, mom.

- Hi, Joanne!

- She talks about you a lot!

[laughing]

- Gizelle, since you showed us

your picture from your past,

and we decided to

embarrass ourselves as well

along with you,

so all the ladies

have brought a picture

from their past.

I think you can sort of see

I had bitch face

from the beginning.

- Which one are you?

- Who are you?

- Pocket, bitch face.

- Oh, my god,

the one on the left.

- Oh, on the left.

- I love dresses with pockets.

I love them.

- She's not smiling.

She's not smiling from age 4.

- Hannah, what you got?

Hannah, do you have one?

- Oh, let's throw it up.

This is just me playing

Wimbledon back in the day.

- Oh, wow!

- And the [indistinct].

[overlapping chatter]

Of course, I feel like

every girl in the 90s

had those bangs.

Their mom gave them bangs.

And, um, I had to

live with it.

And I was just practicing

my forehand.

- Super cute.

- You look adorable,

out there by the fire logs.

- Porsha, what do you have?

- Oh, my god.

I can't wait for Porsha's.

[screaming and laughing]

- I can't see nobody!

Help!

- Porsha, that is not you!

That doesn't even

look like you.

- Guys, that's me.

- What?

- Those are the glasses

that mom used to buy me,

and be like, "They're so cute,

Porsha. Wear them!"

And wonder why I would

lose them every single time.

They're this big.

- Your accessories are

on fleek, though.

I see the hairband,

I see-- I see you.

- Listen.

- You see the rings?

- The rings, the rings.

- Hats off for

the glow up, honey.

- The confidence.

- 'Cause you done

glown all the way up.

- You look--

- Oh, my god!

- You look like

I could steal

your homework.

- You-- No, I look like you

want to cheat off my paper.

- Yeah, I wanna cheat

off your paper, for sure.

Oh, we've got one more break,

so no one move.

Don't change the remote,

or whatever.

Just don't move.

We'll see you later.

- Hi, honeys. Welcome back

to Bravo's Chat Room.

Before we go, it is time

for a positive moment,

for us to toast to

something good,

because everything is

a little better

through rose colored glasses.

Kate, start us off.

- My toast goes to

companies like Old Navy,

Target, and Warby Parker,

who are paying their employees

to take the election day off

and work the polls.

- Hell yeah.

- Oh, love that.

- That's damn good, right there.

- Yes.

- Well, I want to do my toast

to the fact that we all,

all of us right here,

and all of us in the world,

have made it to

the fourth quarter of 2020.

Oh, my gosh.

2020 has been

a pretty sh---y year for most,

but a blessing for a lot,

so thank you, Jesus,

that we're alive,

and hopefully we make it

to see 2021.

Lord, have mercy.

- Um... I want to say

thank you to the internet,

because it can

be super scary

and have a lot of

questionable information,

but lately the memes

have just been amazing,

especially with the presidency,

and when you don't wanna cry,

it lets you laugh,

so let's keep laughing.

- Yes.

- Let's keep laughing.

- Yeah.

- To all the people who

are taking COVID seriously

by wearing their masks

and being socially responsible.

It's so important.

We're still in this pandemic.

We don't know when

we're gonna get out of it,

so thank you very much,

and cheers to you.

- That's our show.

We'll be back tomorrow

to break down

the Below Deck Med finale,

but for now the chat room

is closed.

Goodnight!

- Closed!

- Goodnight.

- Bye.

- Goodnight, ladies.

- Bye, ladies.

- Have a good night.