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Mm! Mm!I'm gonna miss you so much.
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I'm gonna miss you
so much.
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You sure you don't want meto go with you guys to Omaha?
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This is, like, the longestwe'll have been apartsince we moved here.
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I know. I just feel like
this is not the trip for it.
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Hey. Let's goto this gyno appointment, yeah?
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It's gyno day, baby!
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[ All cheering ]
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Yeah, you're right.It's not the one for me.
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I don't know why we don't have a
gynecologist here in Bucksnort.
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I'm probably gonna hunker downand watch that docuseries
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on the greatest lost tracksof 20th century American music.
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Hey, why don't you hang out
with some friends?
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Like, you know, check out
what Beau and Rudy are up to.
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Would we describe themas friends
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or guys who live at our houseand argue constantly?
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What about Brandon?
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I mean, I feel like
you guys have more in common
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than, like, Beau and Rudy,
am I right?
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Ask him to hang.
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'Cause I feel like --No, I can't justgo ask him to hang.
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Why not?The guy is a war hero.
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And...
he's a perfect 10.
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Look at this guy.
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He's got his pants rolled up,like a cool guy.
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Your moment has arrived!
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So now you can stop begging me
to be sheriff for a day.
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I did that
when I was 6, ma.
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And now
you're finally ready.
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All two miles of this town
is your jurisdiction.
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You have to patrol
every inch.
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So if there's
any emergency --
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Like when a chicken gets loosein the post office?
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I made three arrests
that day.
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Ha ha hah!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckling ] Okay?
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Alright...sweetie.
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♪♪
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Kay:
Let's go! Let's go!
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Constance,
before you go to Omaha,
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I wanted to give you something
no other man could.
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So here's
my Social Security card.
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I trust you won't
steal my identity
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the way
you've stolen my heart.
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Aw!
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You are fun.
You are charismatic.
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You're tall as hell.
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He's gonna like
oneof those qualities.
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I amtall.
You got this.
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I'm 6'2".
Yeah, you are.
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I'm almost 6'3".Yeah, push through.
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Hey!
Hey.
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What's up, Bran?
Brandon.
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Uh, what -- what --
what are you up to today?
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You want to maybe...
work out?
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Just a couple
of young, fit dudes
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banging out
some push-ups?
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What do you say? You want
to rock some deep squats?
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You know what, I --
I was actually --
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I-I banged out some squatsearlier today.
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Oh, cool.
Like, I was --
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I went maybe toodeep.
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But rain check, for sure.
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Oh! Totally.
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.Love it.
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Alright.
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I had the craziest nightmare
last night.
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Cool.
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Very cool.[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Awesome.
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No dice. No dice.
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W-What? No?
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I referred to myselfas a young, fit dude.
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Hey.
What?
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You are
a young, fit dude.
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Mm.[ Horn honks ]
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Hey! Wrap on the porno!
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We got to get a move on!
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Good Lord, Rio!
Save some for the gyno!
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[ Laughter ]
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Have fun.See you later.
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♪♪
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[ Women cheering ]
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Rio: Um...
So, wait, um, is it true
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that Omaha's city slogan
is "The Big O"?
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Constance:
Oh, you know it!
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[ Laughter ]
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I feel like you guys are,
like, wilding out a bit.
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I thought we were just going
to the doctor's appointment.
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Oh, hell no!
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Why do you think
we look forward
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to going to our OBGYNevery year?
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We get together
and go to Omaha!
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[ Cheering ]It's a girls' trip!
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Come on,
get with it, Rio!
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Yeah,
I can get with that.
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Girls' trip! Whoo!
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Check these boobies out
before my doctor does!
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[ Tires squealing ]
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Put those things away!
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Omaha, baby.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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Rio: Clara,are you okay up there?
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Actually, Rio, would you mind
taking the next leg?
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Because I want
to eat my runza,
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but if I don't have two hands
on the wheel, I usually crash.
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Um, I-I don't know
how to drive, so...
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What?
What?Really?
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We just -- I've never --I never learned.
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I guess in New York,
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she had the subway
to chauffeur her around.
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I don't know if I would use"chauffeur" as the right word.
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You don't know
how to drive?
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How do you drive places?Good point.
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I bikeor -- or Mike drives me.
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Uh-oh!
Okay, alright.
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And does he
buckle you in, too?
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[ Laughter ]
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Narrator:
And that's when ragtime
really found its rhythm.
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Here's an unearthed track
from Rolly Robins
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titled "The Daisy Doo Rag."
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Why would they call it
a "rag"?
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Constance cleans her countertopswith a rag.
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I miss herand her spotless countertops.
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Rudy, is everythinggoing to
remind you of Constance?
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No!
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Oh, look. Popcorn.
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Constance has probablyeaten popcorn before.
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You just did it again.Did what?
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Are you even
aware of it?
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Guys. Shh. Shh. Shh.I'm not allowed
to eat a p--
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Guys, please!
Keep it down!
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It's getting good!Is it me? He did it!
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It's getting good.
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Right, 'cause it can't
get worse.
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Are you kidding me?
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They are walking us
through the evolution
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of the trumpet
in the swing--
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So sorry.
I-I just forgot.
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I, uh, can't stay
for the end of this sentence.
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I'd also like
to not be here.
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I'm going outside.
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That's what
Iwas gonna do.
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So, what do you guys doafter the gyno?
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'Cause, you know what,girls' trips are,
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like, kind of,
like, my thing.
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This one time,my girlfriends and I,
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we signed upto be sushi models --
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you know, when you, like,lie out naked
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and people, like,eat sushi off your body?
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We drank so much sake!
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Sierra, my friend, ended upgoing home with the master chef.
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And let mejust put it this way.
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She will never look at wasabi
in the same way.
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It was...pretty crazy.
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So, here's what wedo.
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Mm-hmm?
Um...
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eat, doctor,
outlet mall.
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And we do it all
with our clothes on,
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and our wasabi stays
in the tiny, little container
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that it comes in.
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[ Laughter ]
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Kay, you forgot
the most fun part.
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I --
This is kind of crazy...
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Oh....but when we go
to the outlet malls,
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we use walkie-talkies.
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That way, we can give each otherimportant updates, like...
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[ Static ] Rio, Rio.
Come in, Rio.
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There's a sale on leggings that look like pants.
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[ Static ] Virgin acrylic yarn,
buy-one-get-one-free.
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Help! I'm stuck
in the ball pit!
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Aah![ All scream, horn blares ]
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Put your hands
on the wheel!
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Sorry.
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[ All cheering ]
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-Omaha!
-Whoo-hoo!
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And that's when he tried
a little something new --
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a boom-bah, tippy-tippy,
tsst-tsst-tsst-ta-yah.
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Mm. Mama,
tippy-tippy me all day.
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Beau:
You just said it's pruning!
Pruning is savinga tree!
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Rudy: I'm sayingit's
notpruning. This is not --
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That branch is dead. It's time
to put it out of its misery!
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[ Volume increases ]It's not miserable.
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It just needs to realize there'ssomething wonderful up ahead.
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It could becomea sheet of paper, that branch.
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It could become
a decorative bowl
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or a boyfriend.
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What's that?[ Chain saw revving ]
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I couldn't hear you!Oh, man.
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Hey! Hey! Guys!
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Please keep it down!
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Dead branch!
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One gust of wind,
it'll take out your window.
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Not to worry.
I got my dad's old chain saw.
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And is it
running on coal?
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[ Revving stops ][ Chuckling ] Okay.
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It isa little rusty.
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I'm about to enjoy an oboe solo,so I would appreciate it
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if you guys could keep it down
for about 17 minutes.
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Hey, Mike,did you hear the one about
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how many guys does it taketo cut down a tree branch?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Three.
Mm. [ Laughs ]
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[ Whispering ] I think
you have to explain it to him.Yeah, w-what's the joke?
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It's a tree-man job.[three]
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[ Laughs ]
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I've started telling jokes.
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Constance thinks
I'm very funny.
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Uh-huh.
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But we do need three men.
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Okay. Fine.
Let's just get it over with.
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Once we get up to the dead
branch, I'll slice it off,
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and you two dummies use the ropeto pull it away from the house.
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Got it?Fantastic.Got it.
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Yeah!Real flattering angle,
Beau.
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"How many partners
have you had?"
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Rio, is that
a three and a zero?
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What's that squiggly line?
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Don't tell me
it's another zero.
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Th-- That's --
That's a squiggly line
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to symbolize
that I have no idea.
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I mean, there's no way
to know exactly,
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like, how many dudes
I've --
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Yes, there is.
Just remember.
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That's why it's kind of like
a...wuh...well...
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[ Chuckles ][ Chuckles nervously ]
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Deb,
does that say five?
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Oh, oh.
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Should I count
hand stuff, too?
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♪♪
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Beau: Why don't you
just shut your can?!Rudy: Oh, why don't you
just get a move on, Beau?
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Don't...tell...me...
what...to...do!
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I...am...doing...
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great![ Chain saw revs ]
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Oh, my -- Careful!
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Whoa! Whoa!Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
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Heads up! Heads up!Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oh!
Oh!
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Well, we needed that branch
to get down!
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Good job, Rudy!I told you to get
a Nebraska licensed arborist.
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Well, it cut a branch.
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Not the branch
I wanted to cut, but it did.
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Hey, Mike.
Mm. I wish you picked up.
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Um, I just wanted
to tell you
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that my appointment's
about to start.
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And it has started...now.
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So I love you,
and I'll talk to you later.
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Bye.
250
00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,216
[ Cellphone beeps ]
251
00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,614
[ Sighs ]
Sorry about that.
252
00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,787
Hey, I was wondering.
253
00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,312
What areyour professional opinions
254
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,005
just about the health benefitsof that vaginal jade egg?
255
00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,583
I read about it on Goop,and I was just curious --
256
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,670
[ Door opens ]Rio, I want to do
a girls' trip your way
257
00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,099
and get wild!
258
00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,535
You can't be in here.
259
00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,152
Oh, I've spent my whole life
birthing cows.
260
00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,322
At least she ain't kicking.
261
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,667
Bucksnort day.
262
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:20,936
The number on my form,
Rio...
263
00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,678
Yeah?...is "one."
264
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,199
Oh, dear.I've been with one man
my entire life -- Beau Bowman.
265
00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,593
All of y'all have had
all these other experiences,
266
00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,117
and I've just had one.
267
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:29,810
One!
268
00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:30,947
Kay. Kay, Kay, Kay.
269
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,158
Y-You j--You
justsplit with Beau.
270
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,248
But Beau's probably
up to 100 by now.
271
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:38,127
No.No, I found a dating profile
on FarmersOnly.
272
00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,609
He left it open
on our desktop.
273
00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,559
He added 50 acres
to our farm and --
274
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,828
and six inches
to his height.
275
00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,220
It says he's 6'8".
276
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,222
That's tall.
277
00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,573
I think he's justacting out of pain.
278
00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,663
Well, I'll act out of pain
all night, girl.
279
00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,922
What's that stuff that you didwith all those millions of guys?
280
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,615
I want to do all of that.
I got to get my number up, Rio!
281
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,713
Let's start small.
282
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:55,801
You know,
let's not start
283
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,799
with trying to getthis sex number way up.
284
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:58,631
Let's try to...
285
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,148
start with
the flirt number.
286
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,241
My flirt number
is also "one."
287
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,720
What? How?
288
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,590
The only time I ever flirted
was when Beau proposed to me.
289
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:06,982
I gave him,
like, a little wink.
290
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,074
Alright, listen.
291
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,592
If this iswhat you want to do...
292
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,676
Yep. I do.
Okay?
293
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:11,864
...I will support you.
294
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:15,079
[ Sighs ]And the truth isI'm a great wing-woman.
295
00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,729
So let's get nasty.
296
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:17,473
'Cause I will get you...
297
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,433
♪ Nastyyy
298
00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,651
♪ We will get you nastyyy
299
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,651
♪ I wanna be nasty ♪ Oh, yeah
300
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,003
♪ I will get
your nasty on ♪
301
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,263
Take it on. There it is.♪ Get your nasty on
302
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,476
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ Get your nasty,
get your nasty ♪
303
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,136
We harmonized.Can you please stop moving?
It's making it very difficult.Sorry.
304
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,972
Rudy: I spy with my little eye
something green.
305
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,491
Please don't say "tree."It's the tree.
306
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,494
You're not allowed
to be the spy guy anymore.
307
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,316
Okay. I spy with my little eye
something brownand green.
308
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,535
Help!
309
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,764
Help!
310
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,062
Who are you calling?
311
00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,718
There's gotta be somebody
out there who can rescue us.
312
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,643
[ Radio crackles ] I...am...bored.
313
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,719
Anybody doing criminal stuff?
314
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,068
Birds?
315
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,767
[ Imitates bird call ]
316
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,120
Okay.
Change of plans.
317
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,556
Later, haters.
318
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,263
Rio and I
are gonna hit the bar.
319
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,430
We're gonna cover ourselves
in raw fish
320
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,866
and, you know, get wild!
321
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,312
And also, can we dance?
322
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,828
You know, it's 2:00 p.m.
on a Wednesday.
323
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,312
Especially
with the sushi of it all.
324
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,571
We're in a landlocked state,
so --
325
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,884
Girls' trip! Whoo!
326
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,269
[ Laughter ]
327
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,882
Yup.
Let's hit it!
328
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,062
Gonna get my nails did.
329
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,838
[ The Runaways'
"You Drive Me Wild" plays ]
330
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:26,763
♪ You know when you're close,
you really turn me on ♪
331
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,280
♪♪
332
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:33,585
♪ That's why I want you so bad
when you're gone ♪
333
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,853
♪ Yeah!
334
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,065
Mike, comma, you're nevergonna believe this,
335
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:40,074
but we're at a hotel bar,crashing a convention right now,
336
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,727
exclamation point,
exclamation point,
exclamation point.
337
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,691
Hey, get off your phone.Sorry.
338
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,469
You saidyou'd be my wing-woman.
339
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,823
Yeah. Okay.
Flirting 101.
340
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,342
You're gonna want
to laugh a lot.
341
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,815
You're gonna want
to stretch your body
342
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,945
like a cat
that just woke from a nap.
343
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,558
And you want to re-apply
your lip quite a bit.
344
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,738
Laugh, cat, lips.
345
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,263
Now, watch this.Okay.
346
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,046
This is an ancient technique
that I use to attract men.
347
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,312
Hmm?
348
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,704
[ Sighs ]
349
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,177
Whoo!
350
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,927
Man: Oh. Here you go.[ Laughing ] Yeah! Hey!
351
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,318
Oh, my gosh!You guys don't have to do that.
352
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,492
Oh, and drinks?
Come on.
353
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,318
[ Chuckling ]
Thank you so much.
354
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,756
Works every time.
355
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,932
That's magic!
I know.
356
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,277
So, you ladies
going bottomless today?
357
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,717
Bottomless margaritas,
that is.
358
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,164
[ Both laugh ]
359
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,720
[ Forced laughter ]
360
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,937
May I?
361
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,155
Yeah!
362
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,554
Hi. I'm Kay.
363
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,986
I just woke up from a nap.
364
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,253
Oh.
365
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:29,945
I'm Cheff.
366
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,873
Like "Jeff," but not.
367
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,338
[ Chuckles ]
368
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,738
Okay.My lips are
so dry and chapped.
369
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,312
Just the way I like them.
370
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,648
So, do you have a car?
371
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,528
The bank got jealous
and took mine.
372
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:41,879
[ Chuckles ]Who got jealous?
373
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,748
It -- It --
My car got repossessed.
374
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,790
So, who's
your favorite Avenger?
375
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,575
Oh, dear.I don't know that show.
376
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,659
Hey, Kay?
Hmm?
377
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,668
Um...
378
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,669
[ Softly ] Red flag.
379
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,020
Red flag?
380
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,189
Red flag?
381
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,634
Red Flag
is my favorite Avenger.
382
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,850
Cool.
383
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,669
We have a thingthat we were meant to get to.
384
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,458
No!
385
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,591
God, I love that hat.
386
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,422
You're like a --
a modern-day newsboy.
387
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,991
You want to try it on, babe?
I don't have lice.
388
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,678
[ Chuckles ]So, if you do get lice,
389
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,946
it definitely came
from somewhere else.
390
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,822
Oh, wow,that's a surprise ponytail.
391
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:12,951
Surprise ponytail.
392
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:13,953
I'll take this.
393
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,344
Looks lice-free to me.
394
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,206
[ Chuckles ]
395
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,947
Hey. Kay. Kay.
396
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,348
Who's your favorite Avenger?
397
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,830
Wonder Woman.
398
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,000
I just have a thing
for strong women.
399
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:22,995
Red flag.
400
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,786
Alright, I got an idea.
401
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,271
Let's all join hands.
402
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,050
What?Rudy, up here.
403
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,565
Okay.We're gonna make
a human rope.
404
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,578
Oh!
Brandon!
405
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,879
Oh, come on!
Anybody but him!
406
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,056
This --He's gonna see this.
407
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,836
Hey, what are you guys
doing up there?
408
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,626
Wait, is this some kind of white people, Kumbaya thing?
409
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,941
Great! We look like idiotsin front of the war hero!
410
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,588
And I'm not even wearing
my cute bathrobe.
411
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,292
What?
412
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,288
Don't worry.
413
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,239
I'll get you down.Okay.
414
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,458
Alright!Beau: Whoo-hoo!
415
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,026
Just climb up the tree,
throw us the rope.
416
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,213
Don't worry. I got you.The hero's here!
417
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,818
I got you.Thar she blows!
418
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,820
Ohh! Phew!
419
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,652
Whoa.
I can't do this.
420
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,299
Just shimmy up the tree,
soldier.
421
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,653
Look, I'm sorry, guys.
422
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,692
Wait, no, you're --you're a military guy, man.
423
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,958
I-I've seen pictures of youjumping out of airplanes.
424
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,311
No, that -- that's from like
10,000 feet.
425
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,662
This is 10 to 30 feet.
426
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,661
That-- That's my weak spot.
10 to 30.
427
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,233
That's a super-specific fear.
428
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,450
When I was in the military,
I-I defused bombs with robots.
429
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,231
And -- And, sure, does that
impress women at bars?
430
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,666
Absolutely. 100%.
431
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,543
[ Sighs ]
432
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,064
But I'm just
an engineering nerd
433
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,237
who's afraid
of intermediate heights.
434
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,503
[ Sighing ] God.
435
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,715
That's my truth.
436
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,114
Well, look, Brandon,you're talking
437
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,117
to three grown menthat are stuck in a tree,
438
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,509
so I think we all have stuffwe're embarrassed about.
439
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,732
[ Scoffing ] Yeah.
440
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,336
Last week,
I was so desperate,
441
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,653
I created
an online dating profile
442
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,950
just so my wife, Kay,
could see it.
443
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,037
I wanted her to miss me.
444
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,215
Okay?Oh, wow.
445
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,000
Just afraid
I'm gonna be alone.
446
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,995
And every time
I see Rudy's big ol' grin,
447
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,917
it...reminds meof the big ol' hole in my heart.
448
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,225
Aw, Beau,
I'm sorry that I razzed you.
449
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,271
But I've become hilarious
since dating Constance.
450
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,056
Well, I tried to go tothe gynecologist this morning.
451
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,542
Oh, buddy.
Why?
452
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,021
I guess I justdidn't know what to do
453
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,931
without Rio
for nine hours.
454
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,236
And, Brandon, I was so eagerto impress you,
455
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,893
I painted myself outto be some fitness guru.
456
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,808
Truth is, I haven't beento the gym since we moved here.
457
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,160
Or for five years
before that.
458
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,675
I don't like
working out.
459
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,898
I only passed
basic training
460
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,947
because I helped my sergeant
hook up his printer.
461
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,122
[ Chuckles ] Genius.
462
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,947
Ain't no shame
in being a nerd.
463
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,385
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get you guys down.
464
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,522
I just need --
465
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,524
I need that chain saw.
I need a bike.
466
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,046
And I need
that scrap metal.
467
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,129
Okay.
468
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,087
What do you guys think
of the dating profile name
469
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,696
I gave myself?
470
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,916
Beau-normous.
471
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,305
False advertising?
472
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,137
How would you know?Just a hunch.
473
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,055
[ Kay and Cheff laugh ]
474
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,490
I didn't know you could live
in a storage unit.
475
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,187
Sure.If they don't catch you.
476
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,055
[ Both laugh ]
477
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:54,196
How about you and I meet
in the family share bathroom...
478
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,421
Mmm!
...in five?
479
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,199
Ooh!
480
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,593
I scoped it out earlier.
481
00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,065
It's got a diaper-changing
station and a dead bolt.
482
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,156
Uh, excuse us, Cheff.
483
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:05,954
I have to discuss with yousome lady emergency right now.
484
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,952
Yeah. Period talk.
Nice.
485
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,165
Listen,
I am sex-positive, okay?
486
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,354
But do you really
want to, like,
487
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:16,179
go to the family share bathroom
with this guy?
488
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,609
I gotta have
more than one, Rio.
489
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,956
I mean, Beau's plowingevery field on FarmersOnly.
490
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,397
I gotta do something.
491
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:26,013
Like it or not, I'm going intothat bathroom for number two.
492
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,405
I hear how that sounds,and it's not great.
493
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,579
But I'm doing it.
494
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,234
This guy --
he's taking a stick of gum
495
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,188
and rubbing it on his neck
for cologne.
496
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,197
I feel like
you're better than this guy.
497
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,419
[ Cellphone chimes ]Oh. That could be Mike.
498
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,239
Hold on a second.Okay, you know what?
499
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,247
Who are youto give me advice, okay?
500
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,029
You act like a big,independent city girl,
501
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,123
but you can't stoptexting your husband.
502
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,252
Kay.And you don't even knowhow to drive.
503
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,165
I mean, make up your mind.
504
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,469
Are you a 13-year-old girlor an 80-year-old woman?
505
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,205
I have not heard f-from
my husband all day, and I...
506
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,817
[ Cellphone chimes ]
507
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,997
...feel like, respectfully,
I'd like to go check my texts.
508
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,264
And I think that is...
an appropriate thing to do.
509
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,867
[ Cellphone chimes ]I'm gonna check it.
510
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,532
Hey.
Let's hit it.
511
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:07,875
Okay.
512
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,272
Kay?
513
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,357
[ Cellphone chimes ]
514
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,405
Aah!
515
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,059
[ Cellphone dings ]
516
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,193
Mom, for the last time,
517
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,055
please stop sending me
pictures of your moles, comma,
518
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,367
but the last one
does look irregular,
519
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,424
exclamation point.
520
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,498
[ Cellphone dings ]
521
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,161
[ Indistinct conversations ]
522
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,254
[ Static ]Kay?
523
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,603
I just -- I just want
to let you know I'm so sorry.
524
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:36,303
You know, Mike hadn't texted
in a while, and so I-I j--
525
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,739
I don't know why I always
have to check in with him,
526
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:40,831
to be honest with you.
527
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,089
I -- [ Sighs ]
528
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,871
Ever since we moved to Nebraska,
529
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,266
I-I think we spend
every waking second together.
530
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,531
So we've sort of become...
531
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,274
[ Sighs ]
532
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,835
...we've become
really codependent.
533
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,413
I mean, I haven't even
learned to drive yet,
534
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,710
which is just, like,
patently insane.
535
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:03,537
And who -- who am I
to give you advice?
536
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,327
I slept with a guy
in New York
537
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,242
who was, you know,
living with his mother.
538
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,988
She used to
tuck us in afterward.
539
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,159
[ Laughs ]
540
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,554
There was this other guy
in Jersey.
541
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,896
He was a juggler.
542
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,115
Yes. And he didn't have
any bed sheets,
543
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,174
so it was just sort of us
and a mattress.
544
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,340
Whe--
Where's the volume?
545
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,555
And the point is,
546
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:23,223
I have slept
with my fair share of Cheffs.
547
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,569
So...I get it.
548
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:29,439
And whatever you want to do,
I've got your back.
549
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,103
And I'm gonna be over here
at the bar when you're ready,
550
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,319
with a big bowl of fries
for ya.
551
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,788
[ Static ]
552
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,798
[ Static ]Kay:
Get me taters instead.
553
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,150
Kay? Where are you?
554
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,229
I couldn't do it.
555
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,017
I was trying to pretend
I liked him,
556
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,452
but he lost me
when he turned around
557
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,588
and his pony
whipped me in the face.
558
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,020
Never date a man
with hair longer with yours.
559
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,158
Oh, you testifying.
560
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,245
Kay!
561
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,249
Hey!I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
562
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,341
No, no, no. I'm the --
I'm the one that's sorry.
563
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,990
I was just --I was acting crazy.
564
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,994
And I appreciate everything
that you said.
565
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,166
Uh, New York
sounds exhausting.
566
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,911
It's so exhausting.
567
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,352
It's an affront
to the senses.
568
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,388
[ Laughs ]
569
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,483
Um...
570
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,001
are wegood?
571
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,134
I want to make sure
that --
572
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,346
Yeah. Yeah.
573
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,354
I think I just was, like
[Sighs] I don't know,
574
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,136
feeling like I needed
to test the waters.
575
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,491
Sure.
You know,
see what I was missing.
576
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,140
Um, and now I know that
the thing that is notmissing
577
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,575
is a guy who wears
maybe a tiny bit of eyeliner?
578
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,622
You're gonna find someone
579
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,226
that you're gonnaup your number with.
580
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,277
You just
have to be patient.
581
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,281
Of course.
So patient.
582
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,192
And you got to
just not rush it.
583
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,316
I'm sorry. Hello.
584
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,588
Can I kiss you?
585
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,410
Mm-hmm.
586
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,371
Oh, Kay.
587
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,495
Man: Oh, my...
588
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:34,807
Great. Thanks.
589
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,553
Number two!Oh, my God!
I got my number two!
590
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,985
[ Both laugh ]
591
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,211
You did it![ Both scream ]
592
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,430
It felt so good.Did it feel good?
593
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,769
Yeah, it felt
good and right.
594
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,558
I'm really proud of you!Whoo!
595
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:49,002
[ The Edgar Winter Group's
"Free Ride" plays ]
596
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,780
♪ The mountain is high,
the valley is low ♪
597
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,257
♪ And you're confused
598
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,437
Rudy: Hot dog!
599
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,612
I love this nerd!
600
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,307
Whoa! You made that?!
601
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,534
Brandon:
[ Chuckling ] Man, I just
threw this thing together.
602
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:04,234
You guys heard me when
I said I used to defuse
bombs with robots, right?
603
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,413
Whoa-ho!
This is great!
604
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,578
♪ Come on and take a free ride
605
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,324
Wow!
That's a cool contraption!
606
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,445
♪ Come on
and sit here by my side ♪
607
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,328
Look, I don't wantto come across as too thirsty,
608
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,889
but I'd loveto swap numbers with you.
609
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:16,887
Hell yeah.
610
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,238
Hey,
but just to warn you,
611
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:21,067
I send out a lot of GIFs
of cute-ass dogs.
612
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,066
Bonus.
613
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,857
♪♪
614
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,861
[ Laughs ]
615
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,432
Whoa-ho-ho.
616
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,469
That was fun. Right?
617
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,385
[ Crash, glass breaks ]
618
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,001
You were right, Beau.
619
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,262
That branch wasdead.
620
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,255
My choice
is not to gloat.
621
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,307
Rio: Rudy's girl!
622
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,573
That's good!
I like that.Deb: Isn't it nice?
623
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,876
I don't know
what I was thinking.
624
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,361
I cannot drive
with these.
625
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,101
But wait a minute.
What if I --
626
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,712
I don't know, like,
maybe this is the moment
627
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,362
where I try to drive.
628
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,576
Alright, Rio!
You can do anything!I'm gonna drive
all you guys.
629
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,497
An independent city girl!
630
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,022
Alright, alright,
what do I -- what do I --
631
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,275
Okay, so,
it's in the "R."
632
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,327
Press the gas very slowly.
633
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,462
[ All shouting ]
634
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,904
[ Engine rumbles ]Ohh!
635
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,200
I'm out. I-I'm --
I can't do it. Alright.
636
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,337
Okay, I have
showered the day off,
637
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,393
and I am ready to watch
this music documentary.
638
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,949
And just so you know, in case
I fall asleep immediately,
639
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,647
it's just because my body
is rejecting the information.
640
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:23,175
Maybe I will invitemy new friend, Brandon, over
641
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,482
to watch it with me.
642
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,047
[ Cellphone keyboard clicking ]
What?! I'm sorry.
643
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,314
Are you guys
hanging out now?
644
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,396
Oh,don't act so surprised.
645
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,324
I'm not.
I'm happy for you.
646
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,449
I really -- I'm happy for us,
because I feel like
647
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,452
now and then, we might need
a little alone time.
648
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:37,374
Maybe 'cause we've been
so cooped up here that we've...
649
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,410
I don't know, we've become,
like, a little codependent.
650
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,715
Sure.
Kay, by the way...
651
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,501
[ Snaps fingers ]
...is gonna teach me
how to drive.
652
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,935
Oh!
Yeah.
653
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,331
Oh, that's -- Well, hey.Finally.
654
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,424
For the sakeof our relationship...Sure.
655
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,553
...I'm very grateful she's gonnatake that on instead of me.
656
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,286
Instead of you doing --
Yeah, that's good.[ Cellphone chimes ]
657
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,467
Oh! Oh, oh!
He responded.
658
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,082
What'd he say?He wants to come over.
659
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,212
Ohh![ Cellphone bloops ]
660
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,344
Oh, wait.
661
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,645
He just sent a GIFof a dog in a hot tub.
662
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,692
Look at that.[ Laughs ]
663
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,086
Isn't that great?What a goof.
664
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,649
Alright,
I'm gonna go upstairs
665
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,736
and nothang out
with you guys.
666
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,435
Okay. I love you.
667
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,532
And just a reminder --it is an eight-part series,
668
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,961
so don't wait up.
669
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,227
Uh-huh.
670
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,310
So, what --
671
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,228
B-Babe, at some point after,
could you just let me know
672
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,324
what's going on
with the window?
673
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,373
Oh, yeah, yeah.There isn't one now.
674
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,459
O-Okay.
675
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:24,539
Great.
676
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,806
♪♪
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